ITT Post your most offence joke
Chat with the person that offends you.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-five year olds?
There's 20 of them!
What ten inches long, rock hard and can make any woman scream?
Cot-death
>>23869642
How do you know if a jew is dead?
Put a dime in his hand. if the hand's closing he's alive.
>>23869642
Why do niggers smell?
So blind people can hate them as well
>>23871536
>>23871630
I wont lie, i kek'd
I raped a hooker. Then I went to the police station to turn myself in. I said "sherriff, I want to turn myself in." He said "what did you do?" I said "I shoplifted last night."
what's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
i've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my chest before.
What do you call a black woman that has a hand full of abortions?
A crime fighter!
How do you get a faggot to fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
>>23871536
for this to work written you have to type it as "twenty five year olds" without the hyphen js
What do you get if you stab a baby 37 times?
An erection.
And 37 new places to put it.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl?
With a blender.
How do you get it back out?
Tortilla chips.
>>23869642
whats the difference between hitler and obama?
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>23869642
Fuck off Evalion
Feminism.
Mine is long, sorry.
>black guy and son are on an airplane flying over the ocean
>pilot comes on intercom
>"folks, we've run into complications. We're going to have to drop any cargo we have to lighten the load. You'll be reimbursed and we're so sorry about this."
>some time passes and captain comes back on the com
>"more bad news everyone. We need to lose a bit more so some passengers are going to have to jump. We'll take volunteers first but we may need to call on people"
>nobody gets up
>"Alright, understandably we don't have any volunteers so we're going to call people alphabetically. Will all the African American people come to the front of the plane?"
>boy starts to stand up but the father stops him and shakes his head
>"alright, will all the Black people come to the front of the plane?"
>again the boy stands up but the father stops him and whispers to him.
>"son, today, we is niggers."
>>23871809
What do you call a woman of any race who has had a handful of abortions?
First of all, retarded for being unable to properly use birth control. But second of all, a better person than the general population for not feeling entitled/selfish enough to some stupid idea of "a family of my own" to physically create a new human being despite extreme overpopulation and thousands of already existing children in the foster care system. Breeders are disgusting.
>>23874738
selfish/entitled* should have been the order that was in
why am I voting for trump even though i'd be considered mexican?
>because a dirty beaner killed my papa
Was the difference between a dead babies and a ham sandwich
I won't fuck a sand which before I eat it
>inb4 shit tier dead baby joke
>>23869642
the most offensive joke isn't even a joke
it's just sad
>we are all equal
>>23869642
You want to hear a joke?
A logical woman.
What's a black and apple got in common?
Pig's up them up for breakfast.
What did the pope said to the pregnant mother?
"You're a bit early, come back when he's 7"
How do ya fit four gay guys on a stool
Turn it upside down
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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb
None
They beat the room for being black
So 3 men go out to the beach a beaner, nigger, and a white guy they all come across this lamp they all rub it and a genie comes out. He says you each get one with so he asks the beaner what is your wish, he wishes that him and his Beaner brother and sisters to be free and happy and Mexico and the gene goes poof and all the beaners are all in Mexico free and happy. So then the genie asks the nigger what is your wish and the nigger goes I want all my nigger brother and sisters free and happy in Africa so the genie goes poof and all the niggers are free and happy in Africa. So he goes to the white guy and he says what is your one wish and the white guy says so your telling me all the beaners and niggers are all out of America the genie goes yes and the the white guy says well I will have a coke than.
what is the different between asians and racism?
racism has a lot of different faces
>>23869642
her eyes go in OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS
this is true for any of her videos
her eyes are actually running away from the retardation that is the core of Evalion's brain
>>23876888
Boondock saints joke
How do you make a five year old cry twice... wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear
>>23869642
I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there
A muslim guy fighting for allah gets killed by a woman.
>>23869642
Did you know they've discovered the cure for being transgendered?
Zyklon B.
I don't understand why everyone's so racist these days. My best friend growing up was a black guy. Then my family ran out of money and we had to sell him.
>>23869642
What's the worst part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in
Where are my /pol chads ?
Kik me if you're Aryan @bungurrisun
(I'm not white I'm a petite pacific Asian girl, trying to end the white race)
>>23874738
>extremely overpopulated
I'm tired of this meme. The earth can handle another 5 million motherfuckers tbqh
Also
Why is it so hard to break up with a jap?
You have to drop the bomb twice before they take the hint
>>23880558
Haha. Never heard this one, thank you
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
>I can't jelly my cock down your throat
>>23869642
This neet is a pretty good joke
So I was earing my grandma out the other day
And I started to taste horse cum
And I thought maybe that's how she died
What sound does a baby make while in the microwave, I don't know I was too busy jerking off.
What is the difference between a dumpster full of babies and a dumpster full of bowling balls, one I can clean out with a pitch fork.
Whats the hardest part about seeing a bus full of school children drowning?
My Dick
>>23874501
I hope the joke was pretending you think that's clever
>>23880939
So lame kek
>>23874716
Top kek, because Whites still come last.
