Show me your bad/funny tattoos!
Pic is really mine
w-why? nice ass though
>>23867563
It was a dare lol
>>23867573
What the fuck
>>23867573
if its actually true you must be a fun person
>>23867607
I'm 100% serious, and I like being spontaneous haha
>>23867645
tell me about yourself, you seem interesting
>>23867558
Is that the six flags guy
>>23867763
ROFL
>>23867558
Show ass now
>>23867558
>>23867573
>>23867645
At least you'd already be getting railed before anyone saw it.
>>23867763
It's the Pope.
>>23867558
kek, I'd drink with you
>>23867563
>>23868155
>>23868191
Ruined the thread. Bunch of asswipes who never seen a side of a butt.
Nice tat and I don't have any to show.
>>23867558
this is not a tattoo.
/thread
>>23868409
What a fucking faggot, do you even remember why /soc/ was setup?
>>23868417
/thread
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice this. The 'Sharpie-width' line-work is a dead giveaway.
>>23868562
Nope, I don't go here much. Care to explain?
It's like I see a nice thread, I go here and all I see if a bunch of fucking retards derailing. Then recheck the thread and some faggot "Lol do you know why soc was setup? Nope".
Top fucking g to the g.
>>23867558
>>23867558
>>23868637
no regerts
>>23868616
soc was setup because /b/ was tired of constant camwhores and rate threads etc
>>23868642
/b is never tired of camwhores
>>23867558
Tattoos are degenerate
>>23868650
Then gtfo faggot? Bigotry at its finest. Calls people degenerate for having tattoos, who cares what people do with their bodies? Mind your own business
>>23868642
I didn't think anybody here was oldfag enough to remember.
>>23868657
Been here since 07 fml
>>23868657
>2011
>oldfag
nice b8
>>23868642
And how does this relate to
>>23867563
>>23868155
>>23868191
?
>>23868702
How does a board setup with the sole purpose of sluts getting naked relate to a slut being told to get naked?
Are you fucking serious?
>>23868637
>>23868640
Omg yes!! Haha!!
>>23868966
No I wasn't
>>23868417
>>23868597
It's definitely a real tattoo, I know it's terrible and hilarious and hard to believe but it is real
>>23869243
You know what would be really spontaneous? Getting on my big hard cock.
>>23869247
You mistyped 'disappointing', there bud.
>>23867558
With style
>>23869255
why
>>23869255
Stiletto under the nipple, now that's class
>>23867558
Strange place to put it, still qt.
>>23867645
I know you think you're being so fun and wacky but you're destroying yourself.
>>23869221
Get questioned about em a lot
>>23868409
what is the problem with appreciating that a tattoo of the pope is funny?
you sound boring, I would not drink with you
>>23869712
Destroying? I'm still alive and healthy, I think I'll be fine haha
>>23869819
I wouldn't drink with myself either
>>23869948
The time you realize, maybe oneself is boring. Oh well.
>>23870007
self realization is the first step to self improvement mate
>>23870261
Gr8 I can skip my aa, cute bum I guess
>>23868654
Most people are dumb. Thats why they need rules. Pic related should be the penalty for Tattoos.
>>23870516
I agree with this post
>>23870516
>>23870553
all mine don't you love it?
>>23870501
as in AA meeting?
It depend entirely on you as a person I guess
anyone get it?
>>23872896
I guess so
>>23871488
The Art of a human is inside. Only attention whores and idiots get Tattoos.
>>23874048
Why are you here if you don't appreciate body art?
95% of tattoos look like utter shit and are a sign of a retard. This thread is a good example. Partly it is terrible tattoo artistry, but the larger part of it shit tattoo choices.
>>23870516
You sound like a boring nerd
>>23874690
Because i find it sad that people mutilate themselfes
>>23875163
Why? I enjoy people when they are themselfes and not attention whores that do these things to fit in. Arent people that do it like everyone else the real boring ones?
>>23873293
>cones of dunshire
wow you've got some fucking winners, eh? Any others?
>>23873293
>>23876113
you are the only one attention whoring here. the irony
>>23877776
Calling you faggots isn't attention whoring actually, it's known as mocking you fucking uneducated mongoloid.
>People are allowed to be this stupid.
Why.
>>23877785
you fit the neckbeard stereotype so perfectly at this point im assuming youre just baiting
>>23874048
>only attention whores paint, write, and sing cause the art of the human is 'inside'
>>23877802
>Can't into IDs.
I'm actually someone else calling you out for your inability to understand how english works, retard.
>>23877818
my point still stands, you use words like "uneducated mongoloid" when you clearly dont know anything about me. why are you so frustrated? why you feel like i need to prove how smart im on an anonymous imageboard when it has nothing to do with the original topic?
im confused
>>23877830
>im confused
That's because you're an uneducated mongoloid.
Thanks for proving my point.
Nice fedora btw.
>>23877851
bait harder
>>23877851
thy tattoo. it's okay though. we understand the need to portray yourself on your body.
>>23867558
>>23876220
>>23877767
yes!! I call Maverick!
>>23877934
what am i looking at
>>23878039
Clarabelle Cow with a dick jizzing on Minnie Mouse while he (actually a she) eats her out.
>>23878049
you win
>>23877776
Sure thing because i showed my face. Wait going to link my social media so you can like my pics. Dont be this stupid please.
>>23877805
>that argument
The inside "Art" is the thing that makes us sing paint and write. But it goes all outside. People that need paint their body are just trying to cover their blankness. But it doesnt help.
>>23878282
>All these normies caring about their look
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Sure thing because i showed my face.
No. You just come to a tattoo thread to complain about people who have tattoos. Meanwhile try to portrait yourself as a deep induvidual, who is somehow above all those tattooed normies. Its just cringey.
Also complaining about attention whoring on a SOCIAL board, or implying that we all dont enjoy the attention and acknowledgment. (in different ways of course)
>The inside "Art" is the thing that makes us
Our appearance comes from the inside. Our choice of lifestyle, clothing, hairstyle, all these things come from the inside. Tattoos included.
But there is nothing wrong, with your attitude and personality, I'm sure you will never meet people who has tattoos or at least a little bit open-minded.
As a part-time photographer, out of the hundreds and thousands of pictures, your choice is a disgusting over-edited HDR one. Zero sense of style comfirmed, wonder why am i not surprised?
>>23878282
>mfw my tattoo artists (who are talented in other media) are covered in tattoos
>mfw my sonnets could kick the ass of any poetry you sully the english language with
doesn't seem the correlation you assert exists.
>>23876113
this is an opinion which is actively not supported by facts. tattooed people are in the minority by a significant margin. body modifications invite idiotic criticisms such as yours, as well as some actual discrimination. people who chose to get tattoos, especially in visible places, literally have to be comfortable enough with themselves that they don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about them because the kind of attention you get for them from anyone outside of the community is usually not positive. suggesting that people gets them for attention or popularity is really fucking stupid, and anyone who actually has a tattoo knows as much.
>>23878322
Well i wouldnt say that im an invidual but im sure above people that mutilate themselfes on their own will. I came here to mock on you. Everykind of Tattoo acceptance should be mocked so people would be more ashamed. Im doing this more for you than for me even if you dont see it. I've choosen this pic because others are to big.
>>23878334
Im not an native english born. You want a medal?
>>23878367
Two things:
I dont have any tattoos.
No one will take you seriously.
You are either some old (40+) women who found this site somehow or someone baiting because has nothing better to do.
>>23878367
>deflection
Sprichst du Deutsch vielleicht?
I'm willing to bet that I'm higher educated than you as well.
>>23878345
I teach mathematics as a graduate student, and I have a rune from the elder futhark alphabet on one of my fingers. Before the tattoo, I was well-received by everyone. But afterwards, there was a mix of hate and the same approval as before. It's interesting to see the change of people's behavior.
>>23878345
There is no "i dont give a fuck" if the wouldnt give a fuck they wouldnt do it. If they make a Tattoo on their face its either because of the lack of iq or wanting to be seen no matter what. And even if. Being comfortable with things like this are why our society is becoming so shit. But well atleast thanks? For marking yourself as Idiot so i can never interact with people like this.
>>23878396
Assuming youre not baiting:
What do you do for living? I'm a compsci student but I wouldn't consider myself smart. Curious what you so proud of.
>>23878393
Hab kleine Deutsche Wurzeln. Ich vermute das die meisten schulisch mehr gebildet sind als ich, weil ich erst achtzehn bin.
>>23878380
Nah im 18 and im doing it more for the people than for me.
>>23878396
yes there is "i don't give a fuck", "i don't give a fuck what you or anyone else thinks of me". people with tattoos, and body mods in general, tend to get them for themselves. it's not about being cool, it's about living the life you want to live because you have a limited amount of time to do so and caring about other people judging you for doing what makes you happy is a huge waste of fucking time, emotion, and energy.
>But well atleast thanks? For marking yourself as Idiot so i can never interact with people like this.
you literally came into a thread for people with tattoos, in order to criticize their choices in life (which you have no authority to do). it seems like you DO want to interact with us, in order to "shame" us into wanting to live like you do (which you will never succeed at). BY THE WAY we would be perfectly content if you actually were a person of integrity and never spoke to us as you claim you would like to do.
>>23878393
i just got both thumbs done and i've had a few people telling me that i've ruined my future but most people haven't even noticed.
>>23878417
Ach so. Vergiss alles denn. Ein anderer Teenager der denkt dass er alles wisst.
>the same kind of dismissal that tattooed people get.
I think that the young-of-age deserve it much more though
>>23878415
Im still in school. Why should i not be proud? Its the gateway to degeneracy. But if you want to know i work a little bit in a church Institution for homeless people. Weirdly all the junkies have Tattoos. Weird isnt it?
>>23878418
This is the problem. You think by marking yourself your life will somehow improve. Life isnt just for you. You should fit in not stand out.
>>23878457
Youre either baiting or the biggest loser ive seen in 4chan. Good luck finding someone who tolerates you.
I'm out
>>23878453
Ich weiß genug um das zu sagen. Ich sage nicht das ich irgendeine Bibliothek bin. Aber vor allem du solltest das einsehen. Was aus Deutschland geworden ist weil alle nur für sich aufpassen. Immer wenn ich meine Familie besuche kommen mir fast die tränen, was aus diesen Land geworden ist.
>>23878457
>bait
believable up to this point.
>>23878457
no, i think by doing what i want to do and what i enjoy doing will make me a happier and more fulfilled person. i enjoy getting tattoos and i enjoy having tattoos. you have a different preference. my preference is that i should be my authentic self regardless of the context, whereas yours is to live your life for other people. my life IS just for me. it's mine. the only things we really own are our lives and our bodies. nobody is obligated to live their life they way you want them to just because it's what you want. you will realize this when you're adult, and if you never realize it - then you haven't become an adult.
>>23878462
>>23878467
Im not baiting. Is this so hard to see? Why am i a loser? Im good at school have friends and a girlfriend. I work sometimes so i dont lack money. I just want to help you while i have nothing to do.
>>23878475
>Why am i a loser?
because you have nothing better to do than baiting on an anonymous imageboard
sad
>>23878472
I thought this way when i was a child. So i dont think im going to change. People that think just because they live are allowed to do anything are the problem in today society. People need to be controled. Freedom destroys look at usa for example.
>>23878482
Yeah right NOW i have nothing to do mate. But dont do this 24/7. I just wanted to look if this board still lives. But it looks like its dying a horible death.
>>23878490
>Freedom destroys look at usa for example.
I know you are baiting but anyway you realize that Germany is far more liberal than USA in many aspects, right? Berlin has a world famous club scene with very strict door policy but complete freedom. Lot of bdsm, fetish, gay bars, not talking about the most extreme bukkake-scat porn sites from there. Judgemental people are rare from what ive experienced
>>23878505
I have only a small German root. I just can speak it. Do you think that i love what happend to this country? But we cant realy talk about full fredoom like usa. If i could i would go full breivik in Germany.
>>23878518
You country was like that way before you were born
>>23878525
Dude its still not my country. Only my great great grandad was German. But the German empire was great though. Most off todays western countries are shit for shitting on their culture.
>>23878537
Your bait better than most people on /b/ but its still obvious though
>>23878549
Yeah bait because you cant handle the truth.
>>23878475
Why you are a loser?
>You should fit in not stand out
that is weak, the system broke you mate, you're a wage slave now with limited options in life, because you have a set of imaginary limits on top of all the laws and guidelines we have to live by that our society have indoctrinated you with.
That make you a weak minded person and a loser, regardless of how well you are able to thrive within your invisible cage.
Another thing, if everyone was like you then nothing would ever change or improve, ever.
it is people who dare be different that bring about change and inventions all of man kind benefit from.
>>23878714
First Question do you support Marx? Second, i mean not stand out by looks. If some artist needs a special Name look or something then he's shit. The system broke me you say? But you are the one supporting degenerate Tattoos.
>wage slave
Still better than a worthless neet.
>>23878757
Your only arguments against me are your own assumptions?`
I only answered the question you asked
>>23878782
Well you say that the system broke me even though i do everything that it doesnt want.
>>23878811
so far your examples from your life could be taken from average joe, that is how average and dry you sound.
and you have also said things like
>I thought this way when i was a child. So i dont think im going to change.
that is pretty much admitting to indoctrination, I bet your government is very happy with you, a good little wage slave, smiling as you are used as a resource for other people who do what you deny yourself, people who don't fit in but people who dare stand out, people who say my life is for me and demand from it, this way of viewing the world is crucial if you are to reach your full potential as a human being, if you don't understand this then you will forever be a loser, sorry.
>>23878843
Dont you unterstand that it was always like this? People worked and people ruled. The world isnt equal and should not be(because it cant). Faggots with Tattoos on neet that only achieved a Art degree are literaly subhumans. If you dont want to be a "wage slave" make your own Company and make Millions, your such a fucking special snowflake that you should be making Millions. Right?
>>23878888
>make your own Company
I am
I also know how the world works, that is why I say what I say, it is because the world is not equal you have to grab life by the balls to get what you want, by doing like you, fitting in and not standing out, then you won't get shit, because the world aint fair and got nothing for plebs that won't even ask.
As for millions, I don't really have that as my goal, I only want enough to be able to in the end hire people to do pretty much all of the work while still having enough left over for me to live on, that way I get what I desire: time.
Time to do what I want.
I do have the economy but not the time, doing this will let me spend my time on whatever I want without having to worry about my economy
if I happen to get millions I will spend it on other peoples debt, help friends and family in shitty situations
>>23878905
Are we still talking about outstanding looks?
>>23878933
that is part of it yeah, you have to own yourself completely for it to count, not that you have to do something extreme, its just that you should not limit yourself just to please lesser beings, then you lose value
>>23878065
About time I win at something.
