Time to share stories about encounters with strangers we met on the internet.
>be two nights ago
>been on that sissy hypno binge
>decide to ride a cock so I make a listing
>after sifting through emails finally get a promising one
>we iron out details and I get moving
>when I get there the guy wants me to get him hard before he fucks me
>there I am going to town on him as best I could
>not more than three minutes of this and he gets up forcing the entire thing down my throat
>I'm gagging and sneezing tons of snot
>he starts taking my clothing off feeling me up everywhere
>when he finally reveals my pink panties, it does it for him so he flips me over the bed and eats my ass through the panties
>then he starts prodding me with his pipe hard cock
>I get restless and start grinding on his cock motioning with my pelvis that I was ready
>since my saliva was still dripping all over my face, he wipes a bunch off and rubs it all over my cunt
>he places the tip on my sphincter and slowly pushes in
>the pain of being torn in half was not what I at all expected
>I wanted to pull him out because of the pain but just made wheeps instead
>suddenly he yanks out of me and then I really squirm in anguish
>after an hour of his going back in my, now, super ultra tight hole, we pick up a rythm and I don't feel much except his cock moving around
>after another slow hour of him fucking me, we both cum ending the evening
>I take a shower and go home
Fast forward to today, I have the worst sore throat ever and no medicine is helping
>be me
>22
>see "strictly platonic" listing for w4m looking for an online radio show co-host
>meet her at the mall in town
>6.5/10 scene/goth girl
>we talk solely about the show for 2 hours over food court food
>get her number
>say goodbye
>meet a second time, again at mall
>somehow sex gets brought up
>we're both feelin it
>i drive her home
>things get primal
>her roommates kid comes in the room while shes going down on me and i throw a pillow at the door
>we finish together
>no contact since
>radio show is crap
>post in men seeking women section
>girl from ucla hits me up
>talk on phone, iron out details
>head out to meet her that same night
>turns out she's a nursing student, busy night
>hang out at 24/7 CVS for over 4 hours until deciding to head home
>a few days later she hits me up again
>brings up possibility of me meeting her friend and waiting for her
>"sure sounds cool"
>she gives her friend phone and I start texting with her friend
-to be continued below-
>>23863463
>turns out friend is black and half deaf
>wants me to promise to be super loud while fucking her and to stay in uber car as she lets us in (she lived in bel air, gated community)
>uber follows her as we drive for 10 minutes as she's texting all these dirty messages
>we stop, I walk up to her car, she writes on paper to get uber guy to leave
>she sprays whipped cream on her tits and I suck it off
>she starts sucking my dick while I'm standing in the middle of the road
>I go in the backseat where she's sucking my dick and I'm playing with her tits
>she wants there to be no light because we're parked in front of neighbor's house
>have to use cellphone to see her write that I should get out a condom
>I'm reaching over for a condom and then she just suddenly smacks my ass (it's pretty much like a girl's butt desu)
>she starts rimming me while I'm bent over and moaning.
>I get the condom
>we alternate me fucking her, her sucking my dick, her rimming me while stroking my cock, or her fingering my ass while sucking my dick
>all the while I'm being as loud as I can about how tight she feels and how good her tongue is
-last part below-
>>23863480
>while we're fucking she gives me the meanest hickie I've ever had in my life
>she then takes off my condom and then sticks it in raw
>awkward angle, not a good feeling
>then she pulls it out and tells me she wants to continue in her place but we gotta wait for her brother and his gf to finish
>place had a jacuzzi and everything
>I get dressed and wait on the road while she drives off.
>psyched for part 2!
>after an hour she texts me that she's calling it a night
>by then phone is almost dead
>I have to start walking in the dark in the middle of a gated community at 1 am
>no chance to call an uber
>luckily taxi drives by after dropping someone off
>get inside, tell him what happened, he tells me to stay away from her since leaving me stranded like that is not what a friend would do
>get to my place, card is locked from trying to pay taxi
>get him to drive me to atm where I try to withdraw. No luck
>end up calling bank to unlock car while taxi fare was still running
>paid $70
Later both the friend and the original girl hit me up. Turned down friend. Said I was busy to original girl and she just said she understood and never got back to me.
Pictured is hickie. Stayed like that for weeks.
>>23863219
True story: I used to be a bit socially awkward and not sexually forward. Then I was in a relationship for a really long time. Then I was single and craigslist dating is a thing!! c. 2008. I workout out how to post effectively and how to convince girls to meet for sex. Since then, I've been a little bit addicted to it and have had sex with approximately 100 women as a result There are many stories I can share.
>Be me, grad student
>Look on craigslist for posts
>See an 18yo woman who wants blowjob practice
>Talk a bit
>Holy shit -- she's legit
>She just finished high school at one of the most prestigious prep schools in the country
>Asian background and over-achiever
>Genuinely wants to improve her bj technique
>Will let me fuck her too, if I want
>She comes over to my place
>Medium cute and horny
>We make out
>I take her clothes off
>Teach her to give me a decent bj
>We repeat this a few times
>She goes to college and occasionally sexts me when I ask her to
>She's now at a famous grad program and will probably go on to be a famous or successful person
>I can't fucking believe craigslist can give you free bjs from young hotties
>I decide to do this again frequently
im on way to meet someone who'll put me on my knees and let me wrap my wet lips around their juicy cock :) ill be back with a story later and hopefully some pics
>post on craigslist for like 3 years
>garner up a couple of fuck buddies as a result
>it's a small town, so this is something of an achievement for me considering the male-to-female ratio in the area
>life is good
>fast forward to a month or so back, natural disaster happens
>have to leave town as a result
>lose contact with fuck buddies, they've gone ghost on me
>travelling between towns until I'm allowed back into the area, putting ads up and replying to posts to pass the time
>even in big cities I'm getting a whole lot of nothing
>only results have been men and "fembois" trying to convince me that taking their dick is straight for the past month and a half
I'm in purgatory and can't wake up.
>>23864801
Of your in Alberta let's chat
>>23864880
Well, I'm out of province until the 8th but otherwise I'm down to talk, sure.
Do guys really have this much luck on Craigslist? I was under the impression that any girl who doesn't look like an ugly crackwhore avoids this place like the plague.
>>23864397
well that was disappointing
>go across the city
>get into your mans car, make decent conversation, not really awkward, hes a lot more quiet than i am
>sweating to just suck his cock already
>get back to his house
>we undress, make out for a little bit
>pull down his pants and start getting to work, not as hard to suck cock as i imagined
>can get most of it down my throat
>just kinda feels awkward to have a dick in my mouth
>15 mins later he cums on my face
>not nearly as satisfying as i imagined
>asks if i want him to suck or wank me, really not arsed
>get changed
>he drops me back into town and i leave
every single experience i've had with sex, be it with a girl or now a guy, and whether its been stuff i've been sure i'd be into or stuff i've just wanted to try out, has been extremely unsatisfying and just uncomfortable or awkward
why do people make such a big fucking deal out of sex. it's really not that great. just having a wank on my own is miles better but even then not that great.
>>23864932
You'd be surprised. It's a lot of persistence and narrowing down what you're looking for, and wading through loads of stuff you may not be interested in, but for the effort it can be a pretty good time if you come across the right people.
>>23865000
I think it's just different for certain people. Some get a greater feeling of satisfaction from sex while you unfortunately get underwhelmed by the experience. It could be chemical, psychological, feeling too hyped up beforehand for a porn-like situation, who the fuck knows.
>>23863219
Sounds like you caught a little STD.
Are there even women on CL? All I see are fakes, bots, or men/cds trying to get cock. I don't mind a trap or passable femboy/cd but none of them are. Even when you specify you're not looking for guys they contact you begging for your cock.
>>23865265
There's a fuckton of that, but there are women there as well.
>>23865410
Where do I find the real women? Or at least the passable traps/femboys?
My area might just be shit too, so there's that as well.
>>23865430
Gotta sift through the bullshit. But it could be the area.
As mentioned in the last thread, look for specifics. Make your ads specific. Whenever I do get with someone because I replied to their ad, it's because I fit their specifications (in this case, they have yellow fever).
You can probably find a few real women ads a day if you look extensively. If you don't have the time to sit in front of a screen all day, maybe you could set up an e-mail alert so when ads with certain keywords pop-up, you can check. They lag slightly behind, though, I think.
>>23865485
Alright. And where are you posting or where have you posted that you've gotten real replies? Strictly platonic, men seeking women, casual encounters?
>>23865570
I post in casual encounters usually. Get the most bullshit from it, but it's also where most of the traffic is, I find.
>>23865570
Agreeing with >>23865613
I've gotten two from men seeking women, but the rest were from casual encounters.
>>23865613
>>23865668
Okay, I've just refined my ad in casual encounters. Waiting to see how it goes.
>>23864319
Are you in a major metropolitan area? Because I'm guessing that shit doesn't happen unless you are.
Everything in my area is bots
>>23864932
I've been on exactly one date from CL in about a decade. I'm guessing it's just my area coupled with my lack of diligence but the ratio around here usually seems like it's about 95% bot 5% real.
The real ones seem to vanish the moment you mention anything about meeting up. It's frustrating as shit but like a retarded Alzheimer's patient I keep trying like it's my first attempt.
How do you know if the people responding to you are bots?
>>23866727
The way they type (spelling, grammar, textspeak, read/response time (instantly or right on the next minute after your response), they can't follow conversation you are leading (they have certain responses for key words but may not address anything else in your response)
>>23866753
Makes sense, thanks!
>>23865265
Craigslist is for people who are dumb, desperate or both. But if you're persistant, you can definitely find quality hook ups with people who were in the wrong state of mind at the right time. I fucked a 56 year old when I was 21 because she could not fuck her 16 year old nephew. Fortunately for me, I live down the street from a tranny/cd hotspot so I don't need Craigslist for that ordeal.
2 Craigslist experiences and 1 reddit /r/dirtyr4r experience (which is basically craigslist)
Experience one:
>be me
>be married 27 year old, never been with another woman in my life other than my SO
>sex has been stagnating for the last 4 years
>enough is enough, need to get muh dikk wet
>go on craigslist, see an interesting w4m post (it was literally my first time on CL, I didn't know how unique these were)
>end up talking, she says she is "height to weight proportionate" and I believe her
>says she is asian
>meet for a drink after 2 weeks of talking about everything except sex, didn't even exchange pictures
>I arrive at the bar, have a drink to calm my nerves
>she arrives, some fat as fuck 39 year old Filipino
>she says it's ok for me to leave
>"oh thank God"
>remember muh dikk
>think this will probably be the only chance I'll ever get
>after a few hours of talking and drinking we go for a walk
>she begins talking about all her previous friends with benefits and stuff like that
>how she mastrubated on chatroulette to gain confidence
>asks if I want to fuck
>at this point I don't even care anymore
>wind up at her place
>she goes to TOWN on my dick. Literally best blowjob ever
>after I blow my load, lose interest in touching her ugly ass
>make an excuse and bolt
>she says ok and walks me to my car
Literally don't even feel bad for that one.
Continued with my reddit adventure.
3 months after the Craigslist fiasco, but I got my dick wet and it the sexual experience I received from it wasn't bad at all, so naturally I craved for more.
And lo and behold, I found reddit and its /r/dirtyr4r section. And can you believe it? I responded to a womans ad and it was legit. That's 2 for 2.
The girl was a hotwife, her husband was out of town a lot and she was lonely. Got his permission, if she took pictures. She was hot, 23 and very sexy.
I failed to mention that I was cheating on my wife, I REALLY wanted to fuck her and didn't want to blow it.
We exchanged pictures and she liked what she saw. After a long time of talking, trying to find a date, it finally happened. This was to be her first time with another man.
>meet her in a shopping mall in her town
>we have lunch
>we walk around for what seems hours
>make jokes, make her feel good about herself, she is clearly nervous
>after seeing every inch of her town, I ask her what to do next
>she doesn't know
>I suggest watching a movie at her place
>she blocks it off saying the place is a mess
>but eventually agrees (I didn't come off as pushy, I swear guys)
>we end up at her place, totally not a mess
>I sit my ass down on her couch and she goes through a list of movies and every time I say a title, she goes "nah"
>tell her to sit her sexy ass down next to me
>she complies
>I stroke her hair, tell her she is pretty
>Kiss her neck
>she says she is nervous
>I laugh it off
>"no anon, it's good when I'm nervous. It makes me very horny" and as she said that she mounts me.
Ends up being a wild fuck, fucked her face 4 times that afternoon, fucked her 1 time with condom and 2 times without. Wanted more but her pussy was sore. Made plans for a new date, but I fell sick later that week with the flu, and for some reason this kicked in my conscious and I came clean to her about being married. She didn't care, but because I didn't say it before it felt like a lie, and they broke contact. I was such a tool.
tbc
>meet a dude through craigslist
>hardly ever do it so I'm nervous
>he's pretty nice, we hang out in his mancave for a little bit
>he starts worshipping my cock
>manages to deepthroat me somehow (I'm a little big)
>fuck yeah.jpg
>manages to convince me to take a video of me fucking him
>pound his ass on the coach
>video goes on pornhub
>good times
>>23868076
I will never forget her, and I still feel like shit for the way it ended. She felt used and abused (can't blame her) and I probably ruined hotwifing for that couple forever.
But I moved on. A few months later I decided I would make a post on craigslist. Full honesty.
About how I was married with kids, no sexlife, no way out. Missed intimacy. Preferably with an attached woman.
7 days of bots and on day 8, a woman.
And what a woman.
Best tits I had ever seen, natural G cup breasts that were so firm.. Holy shit, unbelievable.
We met, I sucked her delicious nipples (this makes her come hard) and we went for a drink.
I was eager to fuck her and get a room, just for the day but she declined. She gave me an amazing blowjob in the restroom of the bar we were at, and tried to swallow my load (but she couldn't all at once)
Then we went to dinner, we were all lovey dovey and I felt like a teen again. Amazing feels.
She had to go to a friends and we didn't have time for much else, I wanted to fuck her in my car so bad, but we didn't have any protection and we kinda just left it at that.
We mailed back and forth for weeks, months.. Never finding time to meet up again and we sorta drifted apart. I text her from time to time, but she ended her relationship and says she doesn't feel right doing it with me anymore, since I was married. Shit sucked. Never got to fuck her, while she would have been open to every fantasy I had ever had.
Maybe one day.
I now switched to Tinder, and never looked back
Pic related. The breasts that could make Empires crumble.
>>23868105
Link to video?
>>23864319
What is your method if i may ask? you can chat to me on kik if you'd prefer? Ive been trying for 2 weeks and no luck
All these cheating stories make me really sad and worried for future relationships. damn.
Only post on Craigslist to meet "generous" guys
>be chubby virgin nerd, mid 20s
>first time posting on CL the other day
>almost immediately get a reply from a mid 50s married woman
>ask her if her husband knows/is ok with seeking other, younger guys
>says he doesn't know
>search the name from her e-mail and find a facebook profile that fits her self description
how risky is this? anything I should ask her before meeting up, if I decide to accept? any other general advice/tips would be appreciated.
my last craigslist hook-up (pasta, but it's mine)
>dry spell
>see ad from guy offering blow jobs
>he's right down the street from where I work
>arrange to meet at lunch
>walk over
>12th floor apartment overlooking park and river. very nice
>has me drop pants and sit in chair
>starts blowing me
>takes hit of poppers and starts deep throating my cock
>poppers, spits on my cock, goes down again
>has me slip out of my pants, slide down the chair a little and lifts my legs back
>starts rimming my asshole
>gives me a lollipop and tells me to suck on it
>do it while he alternates between poppers/sucking my cock and rimming me
>after a few minutes he takes the lollipop and starts fucking my ass with it
>fucks my ass, takes it out and he sucks on it, then fucks my ass again while blowing me
>leaves the lollipop in my ass, goes hog wild on my cock and I finally cum
>pulls lollipop out, I get dressed and leave
>ass cheeks stuck together all afternoon due to lollipop
>almost tear the skin off my ass trying to take my underwear off that night
>>23870128
-uses her real name
-uses her name in her email
something doesn't sound right. maybe she's not really married? maybe husband knows?
>>23870241
I remember this pasta, I laughed just as hard as when I read it the first time.
>>23870248
can't guarentee that what I found is actually her, let alone if she's using her real name or not.
I just don't want to get into something that could go south fast.
>>23870251
thanks. btw I still see the guy advertise fro time to time. I'm thinking of going back (with some baby wipes just in case).
>>23870264
that's true. I actually use the name of a movie character for my email and as it turns there's two guys in my city with that name. a little younger but I wonder if anyone googled the name and thought I was one of them.
Anonymous with the G cup tits picture - is she british?
>>23868296
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57073ac409fdc
>>23868200
Anonymous with the G cup tits picture - is she british?
>>23864880
Are you in Edmonton? asl?
>>23869222
As someone who has cheated a couple times, been the other guy for more than a handful of women, and possibly been cheated on by one girl, you can tell if you're in a relationship with a high risk of someone cheating. If your partner is bored with you or seems like they want to leave or generally unhappy or not really that attracted to you, the risk is high. Otherwise, it's low.
>>23870248
She could be not very savvy with computers and the Internet. She was 35 when the Internet was start to take off
>>23870363
Why do you ask?
I'm lurking t4m as we speak. Been emailing t girls all day.
>>23863498
Is there still a faint mark? I have what seems like a little bit of discoloration from a heart-shaped hickie from 3+ years ago.... I wonder how that is going to heal.
Also, are you Asian?
>>23865089
Uh no, deep throating can be pretty physically demanding. That's a funny thought though, because I have gotten a sore throat after deepthroating too hard before, if it was an std well it has no symptoms and cant be spread as far as I can tell.
>>23872917
I swear I know that girl, holy shit.
Her name starts with a G, am I right?
This is like a 0,00000001 coincidence, but i'm 99% certain. Her tits, your description, the background, it all fits.
>>23874160
Did you fuck her?
>>23874191
Obviously I did, that's why I recognize the picture.
>>23874160
You are right though. We are probably talking about the same woman.
How did you meet? Are you still friends? Maybe I should remove the pic then, lol.
She's a great girl, fun to talk to, but she has given me the cold shoulder far too many times to care.
>>23874191
was jealous me, because I really want to know what it would be like to do her.
>>23874199
Well you don't have to fuck her to know her tits, haha.
Also a cl encounter or..? Was she at least as good in the sack as she claimed to be?
>>23874199
oh and, maybe a strange question but.. What is your nationality? She told me she had a thing for certain people.
>>23874200
Also CL like a year ago, she is great yeah but we don't really talk that often either anymore.
Yeah it was pretty great tho! But nothing to be jealous about lol.
Jesus fuck, what a coincidence. This is like the first time I visit 4chan and then this. Kinda freaked me out, what a small world.
>>23874209
The country that has the best beer and lots of chocolate. I know :) you too?
>>23874214
Haha damn, that's funny. Ok, thanks for your honest opinion bro. I was kinda hung up on not getting to fuck her, but at least she tried to swallow like a champ. Guess I can forget about it now.
Don't tell her I posted her tits on here, because who knows what the future has in store for her and me. Probably nothing, but who knows.
>>23874219
Ahahah, same here. She is so weird.
She has a kid now, you know. Better hope it isn't yours haha
>>23874233
Nah I won't. And no, she knows the father, or atleast she tells me. She's kinda weird indeed! Don't think we'll have another chance either, i'm thinking she does the CL thing a bit too often hahaha!
>>23874253
Yeah I was kidding about the dad stuff, she told me she is getting a mighty fine alimony from him, hahah.
And yeah, she told me she's had over 80 guys and 20+ women. A bit too wild for my taste.. But damn those tits. I'd risk an STD for them.
Did she tell you to call her a flemish slut while you were fucking her? She is just to die for, haha. Hilarious, now that I think about it.
>>23874283
By the way, do you know if that kid was actually planned? And yeah, a bit too wild for me too.
Yeah she did! Also constantly asked for voice recordings haha, almost became annoying to send them after a while.
>>23874307
Yes, it was planned. And definitely from HIM (well off guy).
Haha oh man, same here with the voice recordings. And lots of long mails in Flemish of me describing what I would do to her. She had me begging for mails every fucking day, same with voice recordings.
How did you two end communication? Just drifted apart like me and her? I'm thinking she just gets bored with the same guy and finds herself a new victim to mess around with.
But I guess we became "too friendly" in the end, sending pictures of our kids to each other, talking about them instead of dirty shit.. I probably just got friendzoned hard.
>>23874328
Yeah, almost the same like you, just drifted apart.
Pretty certain she just hops to different guys all the time as well. But like you said, CL kind of sucks now I discovered Tinder!
>>23864319
I'm in NYC now. Had a lot of success with cl here. I've lived in a few other places too, including upstate New York, and had less success there.
>>23869217
Two weeks isn't long. Just accept that 99 percent of postings are bots and try not to reply to them. There are ways you can filter for bots. Usually real posts include the age of the poster and their location. Real posts don't ask for a "phone #." Otherwise, just try to look after yourself (so you look decent in photographs), right well and respectfully, have a decent place where you can host, and don't ever send dick pics unless specifically requested. Be patient and never take rejection personally.
>>23874427
Only fucked her once, then?
And yeah, CL is shit, especially for our country, haha. Tinder is the way to go.
Anyway, it's been fun sharing our experience with her. I wish you luck in your future conquests, bro! And welcome to 4chan.
>>23874495
Yeah, just once!
Yeah indeed, pretty crazy! One heck of an introduction to 4chan lol. You too bro, happy swiping!
I've used it a bit here and there when I'm extra horny and just want a nice dick to bang me out.
Currently have fuck buddy with the nicest penis I've ever seen in my life. that I met off of CL. He took me to one of those adult stores with the video booths/glory holes in the back and posted on ad about it. Was fun but it was mostly gay guys and he isn't into dick, unfortunately.
>>23864880
Where in AB?
I've tried cl a few times. Looked promising once, girl replied to my ad, we talked a bit through email, then she gave me her number. Texted for a couple days then she disappeared. She was going to cheat on her girlfriend with me, so I'm guessing her girlfriend found out or she just chickened out.
>be me
>peruse craigslist personals
>consider making contact
>don't want to catch a disease or be murdered
forever horny
>>23876667
if you're ever gonna fuck anybody, you'd have to meet someone new. those same risks are there no matter what.
>>23865000
i feel like you. It's wasted time and effort, and it's risky too.
Ive been trying to find a hookup on CL but so far it's all bullshit.
>>23876763
Same desu senpai
>>23876950
Where you from? I thought it was a local thing.
>been camming for a bit
>I'm a tranny so theres sorta not a lot to do on cb especially when i don't get off to it
>but making a little bit of money
>decide maybe things would be better with some help
>make a listing asking if anyone wants to fuck me in front of a bunch of people on cam
>every response to my post is at least like 28, and most of them are well into their 30s or 40s
>none of them are attractive
>what i get for living in a shitty old person city
>give up on camming altogether because of how gross all of it is
Seriously where do i move to where there is magically attractive people? Everyone in this city is fucking hideous. Even on like okcupid and stuff where there's more people my age. I'm not saying I'm super hot or anything but shit I'm sick of being single.
>>23877045
>tfw I'm looking for a cute tranny right now and can't find anything but scams
Why is the world so cruel?
>>23877053
This.
>>23877045
Where do you live?
>>23877059
San antonio
>>23877053
If you are looking for a tranny, you will never find one *waves hands*
>>23877063
Fuck and fuck.
Or at least not cute ones.
>>23877069
Well lets put it this way.
"Cute trannies" are
A. Usually stealth in the first place
And b. Prefer to be thought of as women
And people who want to have sex with a trans person specifically, usually don't treat the trans people they meet like women.
Usually they treat it like a gay hookup.
So if that's the way you're going about looking for trans relationship, idk. You're only gonna catch old hons and a couple crossdressers. Crossdressing is probably what you're looking for tho desu. Idk. I went on a rant.
>>23877093
Crossdressing is not what I'm looking for. Too masculine more often than not. No feminine appeal which is appreciated. I don't know how gay hookups works, I don't consider myself gay, bi at most, I still prefer many feminine qualities. Idk either. It's okay.
been looking for a hookup too, seems like bs, from ny
I've had some success off of Craigslist (a few long term hookup buddies, some conversations/online fun when desired) I'm in a moderately sized university town so I don't expect flooding of replies regardless of what I post. Would probably have better luck just y'know, being extra social, but this is easy and lazy and it's a sort of set and forget with ads.
What I'm most surprised about are the number of gay/bi men contacting you on m4w (which is annoying, especially when you say you're straight) and people that just give one/two word emails, it's like pulling out teeth.
The worst part by far for me though is these guys that contact you that 'swear' they're totally straight, they just want to suck your dick or get fucked in the ass, and that me (being a straight male) would/should be into it. The level of denial just simply astounds me. I feel like on a place like Craigslist it's okay to admit to yourself if you're bi/gay, the denial is just so mind numbingly stupid I don't understand.
>>23877146
Don't forget the part where they offer you money.
>>23877148
"Wanna make some caaaaassh?"
Yeah, who could forget. I've heard as much as $500 for oral. Which just makes me think "Oh boy, if I ever want a fast track to being cut up in someone's basement, I'll get right back to you."
Aren't there like, actual male escorts? It feels silly trying to proposition guys off Craigslist, they'd be easier to convince and probably enjoy themselves too, or at least more than a straight guy.
I know trying to apply logic to some people on Craigslist is a little silly, oh well.
>>23877160
It is pretty ridiculous. There are plenty of post with bi curious men; it's a bit annoying and disrespectful when you're in m4w and you even go the extra step to ask for no male replies.
Maybe m4m is full of bots too so they look elsewhere, but if they would all post their own ads/offers there, it might not be that difficult. I don't know.
>>23877172
From what I've gathered it's that most of them (sometimes the females too) don't even look past the picture posted, so they don't even read before replying. I've had multiple ads up before in different areas/sections and just received the same response rapid-fire on all postings. Some of them do say they read it (presumably after I tell them to read the damn post) and just say "Oh I didn't think that was a hard and fast rule" the "I'm a straight male please no men" is apparently too vague.
Given the amount of times I've been contacted or see requests for bi-males for threesomes, I can't imagine it'd be difficult, having no experience with m4m either. But my guess is that the person contacting me in m4w is either undesirable to those people too, or that desperate and they've run through their options, either way.
I've considered trying to link contacts up together but I feel like that's doing them a service they don't deserve.
>>23877146
>>23877148
>>23877160
>>23877172
Do you actually have any success with women?
I live in a city of like 180K and I'm bisexual, so I was hoping to hook up (preferably with a woman, but the ratio is probably 50:1) but I don't even feel like making a post because of all the bots and fakes.
>>23877201
No. None that I've revived from or spoken to have been confirmed females, just gay dude or bots or pay/camwhores.
>>23877201
I live in a town of about 100k (it's a university town so it kind of fluctuates depending on the time of year) and I've had some success.
The primary concept though is you're essentially fishing. You throw up your post, but expect nothing. I've used the site on and off the past few years and have met some women who were (perhaps surprisingly) normal and attractive.
Really you might as well try, the worst you have to do is filter through spammy emails. You won't get flooded with hundreds of messages so it's a few moments of inconvenience at worst. Just throw up ground rules to save yourself time. If they have a male handle, don't talk in full sentences, etc etc just ignore them and move on.
>>23877214
>>23877220
Damn, that sucks.
The only success I got was when I responded to a mw4m post, the guy ended up sending pics of him an his wife and then they called me. I pussied out because I thought it was creepy.
How should you create a post, in order to get a lot of replies?
>>23877249
There's a lot of couples looking for MMF threesomes and such, either straight or bi. Given that you're bi yourself (or more comfortable with another man being involved than I would be) you could probably find some success there. If you find the couples/female half attractive I'd go for it, as they're probably just looking to do a fantasy/curiosity of theirs. Do whatever preliminary steps you desire first to get comfortable; longer conversations on emails, phone/Skype, meeting in public, etc.
>>23877263
Sounds good, man. I'd love to go through with it, but I'm afraid of being robbed/stabbed to death, lol. Any precautions I should take if I end up meeting someone?
>>23877272
I've personally done caution steps mentioned in my previous post, all the way to practically none at all. I mean there's always going to be a certain level of uncertainty.
I'd say the ones I mentioned are good starting points. Really talk to them first, it both gives you the ability to learn about what they want, as well as weed out the impatient or creepy. The first time you meet, don't do the thing you're planning, instead just go for coffee or something just so you can all see you're not fake (they might have the same worries as you) after that, if you're feeling comfortable, take it further. There's always going to be a plunge, but that's every social encounter, not just those from Craigslist.
If it can be helped, don't rely on them for transportation, in case you need to bail. Bring your phone with you, bring condoms.
>be 18
>dating girlfriend for year and half now
>get bored with cumming in her pussy all the time
>meet fattie on CL
>34, 350+ pounds
>get to hotel shes at
>walk in
>people look at me weird as fuck
>get to room
>spagetti everywhere
>opens door, walk in, she was just out shower
>i go to pee
>pee, clean my dick
>go out to room
>shes laying in bed
>i go lay down
>she just has a robe on
>tells me take my clothes off
>ok
>lay in bed with her naked
>she starts to kiss me
>now im committed, ugh
>play with her tits
>find her pussy under the fat
>its sopping wet
>finger her now
>go to eat it
>tastes ok
>do that for couple mins, im rock hard now
>stick it in with no condom
>feels really tight
>so wet
>finally get myself mounted on the land beast
>have to push really hard because shes so fat
>feels great though
>fuck her missionary for 20 mins, start to go soft and then her pussy starts squeezing my dick
>get hard again
>start to build up
>ask where im gonna cum
>"cum in me"
>you sure
>yes let it go
>minute later i blew the biggest load in her pussy felt amazing
>get up
>realize i fucked this thing
>get dressed , leave
that was in 2014
>>23865051
Do you normally just look in w4m or what?
>>23865485
Where do you post your ad, under m4w?
>be really depressed
>see ad for anonymous sex
>he would wear blindfold and I would blow him or ride him
>said he had a vasectomy
>go there planning to just blow him
>get very turned on
>ride him
>he comes in me
>spend the next few months worried I was either pregnant or had an std
Fun times.
Not the same anon but
>>23877753
Yes
>>23877753
Yes
>>23877770
All the rage in me right now
>>23872990
Ah, sorry, didn't check this thread yesterday.
Oh, this was back in September. It's healed up by now. I'm sorry to hear that you have a hickie "scar" still. Well, maybe it's more like a badge of honor.
Mmm I am indeed Asian.
This was two days after the first pic.
>>23877770
That's quite hot. I like it a lot when a girl gets that horny and does random sexual stuff. Any more stories of your adventures?
>>23877753
I check w4m, occasionally mw4m.
>>23878279
what did yer mom say lol
>>23878079
Why the rage?
>>23879016
I haven't done much else. I met up with someone from here and we hooked up a few times. Beyond that I mostly stick to friends and people I know for sexual stuff.
>Be Australian
>literally the only way to get laid on CL with a woman is to pay for it
>do it anyway
best sex of my life desu
>>23882747
Paying feels degading though. We're just looking for a female as horny and/or desperate as us.
>>23882775
>Paying feels degading though
Maybe at first, but honestly it feels a lot better than the inevitable bullshit of one-night stands. I don't know whether it's something I do or if I just have shit luck but every time I try to have casual sex with a girl she ends up wanting more.
Honestly the "you're not paying them for sex, you're paying them to leave afterwards" thing isn't that far from the truth
>>23882781
There are some people who want that (them wanting more) though.
The pic says Craigslist but you say online. So fuck it if I'm in the wrong place for this story go ahead and tell me OP and I can delete it. Also I'm new to 4chan so dunno about proper formatting and colouring shite. So here's a kinda sad story.
>be 15
>just out of relationship with the girl of my dreams, started looking for something new.
>friend adds me to some weird minecraft skype group with regular vid chats.
>2 grills, one is hot af and dutch (16 y/o)
>fuckinghot.jpg
>start talking a bit
>she's also recently single
>AwwwweYeaaa.PNG
>start skyping and talking daily for a few months.
>confess feelings
>Ohshit.jpg
>turns out she likes me (giggity)
>she makes plans to come by my city in the UK in the summer
>FUCKYEAH.jpg
>discover lots of other guys talk to Her and are into her.
>dumbass 15 y/o paranoia kicks in
>start to worry she's into other peeps
>enter 18 y/o girl from belgium
>cute and very sexually forward
>"damn some security"
>start talking regularly
>get nudes
>wowokthen.jpg
>haven't spoken to Holland girl for a few weeks properly.
>grew apart
>*dumb 15 y/o thinking she wanted other people*
>belgium girl comes to home town in the summer.
>"is it weird that I want to kiss you"
>start kissing
>she rubs my cock while I push my hands down her pants, feeling her clit.
>go hard at her pussy before we fuck.
>announce the next day to friends that we are official.
>been together for 3 years now,
>belgium cunt cheated on me
>gotrekt.jpg
>still think of Holland girl a lot
>fuck.jpg
>>23866727
I ask em Voight kampff questions. If they can't tell me why they flipped a tortoise over in the hot sun... then they are definitely bots
>>23863219
>>>23866727
>
>I ask em Voight kampff questions. If they can't tell me why they flipped a tortoise over in the hot sun... then they are definitely bots
God dammit Deckard don't you have a sheep to tend to?
Just got a reply
>sent from AOL mobile
Is this a red flag?
>>23873015
Sorry to break this to you, chum, but you can get the clap in your throat.
>>23873015
You can get gonorrhea in your throat, so...congrats?
