MAKE YOUR ASSUMPTIONS
>>23854148
You do some intensive sports
>>23854148
a good friend, into basketball, has a job that involves being outside a lot
>>23855287
heavily into science, reads a lot, prefers to be indoors
>>23854148
I'd assume you ate bad curry prior to taking this picture.
>>23855287
You once got so high you had a staring contest with that picture behind you. Then moaned because you cheated.
>>23855321
Film/book buff.
>>23854148
You look aggressive maybe argumentative
>>23855287
Very chill probably a stoner
>>23854148
You're not half as intense as you appear in the pic
>>23855287
Big dick, but still a virgin
>>23855321
Wants to be in a serious relationship badly.
>>23855338
Has a good relationship with both parents
>>23855340
Loves animals
>>23855340
I would marry your mouth and then fuck it every night.
>>23855508
I like to use teeth
>>23855523
Do you always do that? say the perfect thing?
>>23855505
you are above average intelligence, upper middle class, you read Nietzsche in high school and consider yourself a good cook
>>23855338
you pretend you really like horror horror movies and you watch YouTube far too often
>>23855340
you major in psychology, you like indie music and you're from somewhere in the UK
>>23855588
I'D MARRY YOUR MOUTH, TOO, AND THEN FUCK IT EVERY MORNING. after a shower.
>that booty got me like
>>23854148
You tense up your face and jaw for pointless photos but look constipated anyway
>>23855287
You play cs:go in the basement
>>23855320
>Inb4 kissless virgin with no friends
Took it right out my mouth
>>23855321
You're a nice guy, but you have a couple bodies in your fridge
>>23855338
You're sad most of the time and just need a dollar
>>23855340
You like dating but you hate flowers, so I'm gonna get you flowers
>>23855505
You have rich parents and get spoiled by them most of the time
>>23855321
Studying to be an engineer, but work at some fast food chain for the time being
>>23855338
Likes to play a lot of games, completely different personality compared to online
>>23855340
Independent, doesn't have a boyfriend atm but that's by choice cause career is more important.
>>23855588
Pretty and knows it so heavily involved in social media, probably lots of followers, studying an art of some sort
>>23855618
I wish I had rich parents who spoiled me.
Most recent picture from like a week ago because I'm lazy as fuck
>>23855649
Smelly foreigner
>>23855618
Has no job or life
>>23855588
I want to punch you and I'm sure others feel the same
>>23855505
Works at tesco
>>23855340
Chubby and should purge more
>>23855321
Pedophile
>>23855287
Lives with his mum
>>23854148
Prissy homo
>>23855338
Rode the short bus to school
>>23855340
Assuming you'll be joining me for dinner, wear something nice.
>>23855649
Assuming you're more driven than your peers and are busy gettin shit done at work, have to browse 4chan from there.
>>23854146
>>23854148
you look like you took this photo whilst on the toilet
>>23855287
play games > go outside
>>23855321
beard bro
>>23855338
you cry a lot
>>23855340
you get annoyed easily
>>23855505
rich and privileged
>>23855588
you use tumblr, a lot.
>>23855618
rapist.
>>23855649
takes advantage of the weekend
>>23855740
you look sad, do you need a hug?
>>23855768
serial killer
>>23855830
that weird, cool guy people just seem to like
>>23855914
dead dale meme
>>23855914
Ayyyyy it's FISTY!
>Tfw posting your face will never be an instaban
I need to get on maxiums level of shit posting
>>23855588
You are really clingy and listen to emo music.
>>23855618
You spend most of your time playing video games with the lights off
>>23855649
You keep up the facade or being a very normal person, but in reality you are an odd dude.
>>23855740
Really enjoys life but acts like you don't.
>>23855768
Reads Sonic comics.
>>23855830
Generally liked. Always talks about his watch.
>>23855871
Claims that chicks dig the beard.
>>23855889
Favorite movie is step brothers.
>>23855915
Claims she is a nerd, while not doing anything 'nerdy'
I'm the guy. Do both if you want.
>>23855949
He's been up in other threads for days
>>23855960
Your mother taught you to suck dock and that woman in the pic has radioactive underwear from all the blacks she fucks
>>23855987
Dick*
I'm on the right.
>>23854148
It took you at least 5 attempts to take that photo.
>>23855287
Good hearted lad.
>>23855321
You like eating eggs.
>>23855338
Tom hanks son
>>23855340
Have a lot of guy friends. Would wifey/10
>>23855505
Say pleb a lot.
>>23855588
Has a higher follower to following ratio on instagram. Would also wifey/10
>>23855618
Uses insence
>>23855649
Has a name with a silent letter
>>23855740
Good lad.
>>23855768
Has had dark thoughts recently
>>23855830
Has the same photo with his chode hanging out
>>23855871
Has vandalized property before
>>23855889
Wagwan senpai? :)
>>23855915
Collects her nail clippings
>>23855960
Has a gf that looks like his sister, but likes it that way
>>23856351
Prefers rapists>racists
>>23857542
Owns a pick up truck
>>23854148
You played basketball in HS, but got some injury that makes it difficult to play as much nowadays.
>>23855287
Likes geography and history. Reads about the greats, secretly wishes to be a historical figure.
>>23855321
Listens to ambient music.
>>23855338
Likes the outdoors, wishes he'd own a cabin in some beautiful mountains.
>>23855340
Very laid back. Has problems but takes them less seriously than most people and this helps you a lot.
>>23855505
Likes high culture, might listen to some classical music or happen to be reasonably knowledgeable about painting. Probably likes impressionism.
>>23855588
You look like that actress, what was her name... Chloe something.
You are somewhere in between being introverted and extroverted. Sometimes this causes conflict as you want to go out but when you do you feel drained. If you stay home, you long for human contact. You draw.
>>23855618
Always in deep thought. Comes off as quirky and might appear less intelligent than he truly is, although you often give away sparks of your true intelligence. Due to this, those who know you well consider you very smart. You probably disagree with them on that part.
>>23855649
Feels drained most of the time. Likes comfy things a lot and might have some comfy pictures on his hd for comfy threads.
>>23855740
You are indeed lazy since you didn't contribute, so that is my assumption.
>>23855768
Heavily introverted.
>>23855830
Has ironic sense of fashion, might wear something ridiculous whilst maintaining an air of gravity for the laughs.
>>23855871
Likes microbreweries.
>>23855889
Shy, studies some humanities or mathematics heavy subject.
>>23855915
You hide your insecurities with quirkiness.
>>23855960
Genuinely happy people.
>>23856351
Probably has a tumblr. Likes cats but not dogs.
>>23857542
Very reserved. It's hard to get to know you.
>>23858014
Pretty insane in person, will do crazy things for the fun of it. Won't skip a dare.
>>23854148
Old dude with decent looks, but you were a late bloomer so now you have low self confidence.
>>23855287
Hardcore gamer often shut in.
>>23855321
Dude with a boring personality that shows up at every personality who you say hi to and then not much else.
>>23855338
Bicurious put those DSL/s to work boi!
>>23855340
Extremely kind girl makes up for average looks.
>>23855505
Poor guy who tries to dress like a rich kid in order to impress women.
>>23855588
Alt hardcore feminist chick who goes through dick like a fuckin machine
>>23855618
weed smokah
>>23855649
Maybe smart? Obviously doesn't have a good barber
>>23855740
Supports the police
>>23858180
Has very bad acne/ scarring so you use those awful filters to try to smooth ur face out
>>23858194
>>23858194
Nah, my skin is pretty good. My camera is pretty shit, so it looks like I'm using filters.
>>23855321 here
>>23855338
gamer,plays an instrument
>>23855340
very extroverted,easy to hang around,but one better not step on your toe fingers,hes fucked then
>>23855505
has A ton of chicks crawling over him,but the one je wishes the most doesn' acknowledge his existence
>>23855588
tumblru is your go ti site for laughs,you read a lot,probably writes poetry
>>23855618
lives for the weekends and getting drunk
>>23855649
you hate your job,and wish to move into a cave and live in solitude
>>23855740
acts foolish only to ne noticed
>>23855768
plays team sports,loves to tinker with tech
>>23855830
lives to dance
>>23855871
not into craft beers and not a hipster,beard bro
>>23855889
still trying to find your life passion
>>23855915
feminist
>>23855960
has A steady job,but you two still fight over money due to jer forcing you to rent a house thats out of your League
>>23856351
lives to eat outside,reads rarely
>>23857542
you only dress to impress,but personality wise you're as bland as a white wall
>>23858014
thinks his memes are the best
>>23858180
loves a good philosophical conversation
>>23858194
childish behaviour
>>23855830
owns more than one chain necklace
>>23855871
big d&d fan
>>23855889
work in an independent coffee shop
>>23855915
has more piercings we can't see
>>23855960
never stop talking about your gf
>>23858014
big superhero movie fan
>>23858180
rides a scooter/moped
>>23858194
infrequent ket user
>>23858267
srry for typos,written on the phone
>>23858271
Is ket some website?
>>23858290
http://www.drugfreeworld.org/drugfacts/prescription/ketamine.html
>>23858014 here
>>23858180
Can confirm your assumption. My assumption on you.. you're trained in some kind of martial art?
>>23858194
Refers to himself in 3rd person, frat rulez.
>>23858218
R9k eggman
>>23855321
Can confirm dank memes. Surely a confirmation you eat eggs a lot?>>23858271
General top bloke. Deep thinker. Stand up dude. Possibly irish?
>>23858312
Also refers to himself in 3rd person. Possibly has Angel wing tattoos or a stamp tramp.
Tramp stamp*
>>23858267
I like philosophy, so yes, I don't mind having one.
>>23858271
You're an excellent driver and might have participated in some rally.
Oh man, I wish, those things are comfy af during the summer.
>>23858340
kek, no. I wish though.
>>23858340
actually no, I don't like eggs nor does my body likes me eating them
>>23854148
you do crossfit
>>23855287
plays videogames with friends a lot
>>23855321
you listen to pop punk
>>23855338
you can set goals an stay focused on them
>>23855340
you like to paint
>>23855505
you are lowkey into dd/lg
>>23855588
shy irl
>>23855618
browses /mu/
>>23855649
you hate your job
>>23855740
you're in college an go to a lot of parties
>>23855768
you study arts
>>23855830
you studied science of some sort
>>23855871
you work out regularly
>>23855889
your favourite games are fps
>>23855915
you have a lot of siblings
>>23855960
you have a small circle of friends
>>23856351
you go out a lot
>>23858014
you dont like being in a relationship
>>23858180
you take a lot of selfies
>>23858194
you smoke weed regularly
>>23859055
mmmmmmmmmmmm
>>23858014 breaker breaker
>>23859055
False. And why do you assume that? :/
Here goes. You have a classic English name, such as Emily etc? You're vegan, go to thrift shops, draw and paint, currently studying, working temporarily and hate it, tfw no bf? You're cute too btw.
>>23858995
You've had problems with the law
>>23859120
who are you, your ID must've changed.
none of your assumptions are true heh, well i don't know about the name one
assume ahead! Got dentist in a minute so I'll sort everyone out when I get home
>>23855321 here
>>23859055
>you listen to pop punk
nuuh missy...waaait...is this a revenge for my last assume on you?!
>>23859055
You love staying up and looking at the stars.
>>23858271
Intergalactic mermaid.
>>23858194
Is sexually drawn to left shoe
>>23858180
Denies the flying spaghetti monster
>>23858014
Is a free tree
>>23855960
Escaped College humor.
>>23855871
You've used your beard to catch food.
>>23855768
Is dating a trap with a bigger masculine penis.
>>23855649
Hate his job organizing baby trees
>>23855618
Really loves Baboons
>>23855588
I don't even know
You're a vege
>>23855505
You own a mansion, but you don't know it.
>>23859248
not comfortable at the dentist
>>23859139
possibly vegan. likes cooking and smaller woodwork
>>23859055
has a clear image about what she likes in men
>>23858995
sporty but kinda unsure about what to do in life
>>23858271
likes beer and house parties
>>23858194
likes fast cars and having fun in general
I took a few liberties whilst making these and I'm aiming to have fun with them, hopefully I don't offend at all
>>23854148
Works out often, something has angered you?
>>23855287
Streams on Twitch or is generally into gaming
>>23855321
Reads a lot in downtime
>>23855338
Goes out a lot but enjoys the time you have to yourself
>>23855340
Your friends find new and spectacular ways of disappointing you on a daily basis
>>23855505
Considered modeling at one point, never got around to it
>>23855588
Probably has a heavily followed instagram account
>>23855618
Feels tired way too often, feels like too much effort to work out why
>>23855649
Got into a career but is contemplating giving it up to become a full time slam poet
>>23855740
People are often intimidated by your size, probably lifts often
>>23855768
Is smart but questions his logic too often to actually apply yourself
>>23855830
The type if person who could actually pull off cheesy pick up lines
>>23855871
Wants to be a powerful wizard one day
>>23855889
People ask if you want to go out to play basketball, but would rather stay at home reading
>>23855915
Surprised by far too much
>>23855960
Content with life, no need right now to plan for the future
>>23856351
Same, possibly plays settlers of catan with other couples
>>23857542
Indecisive of whether or not life should be taken seriously
>>23858014
Either extremely caring or apathetic to his friends, there is no inbetween
>>23858180
Realised the oven was left on before he went to sleep
>>23858194
Enjoys memes responsibly
>>23858218
Either high or doesn't like taking good pictures
>>23858271
Enjoys going out, preferably to bars
>>23858995
Talks a lot about his gains
>>23859055
Astronomy is one of your hobbies
>>23859139
Has the life goal of attaining the perfect selfie
>>23859241
Travels a lot, like, a lot
>>23859248
Needs to get a life
>>23859681
Only stocks in black short sleeved t-shirts
>>23859243
idk, you have that ~bad boy~ look. i didn't mean to offend you and its nice to hear it's false
>>23859656
in theory I like to do it but I usually fall asleep easily so I'm bad at staying up (unless i'm on the computer or something)
>>23859681
not really, but I guess everyone I've been with has similarities so maybe it's subconscious or maybe i'm dumb
I assume you got a fresh new 'do
>>23859733
no fren
>>23859992
my ID changed cause I just got home i'm>>23859055
Selfies are for chumps!
>>23860055
didn't have that much fun at this party
