Roast Thread: Insult the people above you! Make someone cry tonight people!
>>23852303
I don't know what about you makes me feel the most pity: your receding hairline, your fucked up eyebrows, how fat you are, or the fact that you're clearly 25+ working a shitty job at Best Buy most likely going nowhere in life.
>>23852322
It's mostly the hairline. Otherwise I'm pretty fucking happy.
>>23852350
C'mon bro why did u delete it u knew this was a roast thread.
>>23852289
you try so fucking hard to be cool and normal but deep down you know your true self is the type that posts on /soc/ and cant make eye contact IRL. you probably hate being around males that aren't your close friends cuz youze a big pussy and you are intimidated by their masculinity. you're a dumb bitch too, taking pictures like this. with your fuckin cereal box watch, lame attempt at looking fashionable. with your fucking laniard and those stupid jogger pants. adopting trends will not fill the void created by social ineptitude and crushing weakness. ill fuck u up bro. i bet you have an annoying ass laugh too.
>>23852374
That's what I'm talking about. But why did you have to talk shit about my damn watch. This is a nice ass watch it has gold in it.
>>23852374
oh sorry fair is fair you get to get me.
>>23852384
fuck your beta ass watch faggot.
jk. i dont know much about watches. i cant see the gold tho.
this is a fun thread where is everyone else
>>23852374
This isn't roasting, just projecting.
>>23852391
Wow by including your gf in this pic you have clearly asserted your alpha male dominance. Wow are you hunting or something? I can almost make out the bump of a small bicep muscle under your tight athletic shirt. You're the type of sperg to obsess over /fit/ and worry about whether estrogen in your tap water is killing your gains. No matter how tough you try to act/ look just know your gf is lying to you about how big she thinks your penis is.
>>23852398
meta shit.
perhaps :)
>>23852406
splendid.
she doesn't tell me its big so it must be very small
Person above me with pic is gay.
>>23852449
You look like one of those old fashioned stereotyped nerds. Is your hair all greasy from sweat or were the Jocks taking turns giving you swirlies?
>>23852449
fucking androgynous blob of tryhard faggotry. you look like you follow the hottest "meme accounts" on instagram and say "shit is lit" and "i'm dead" with laughcry emojis. you probably use the 100 emoji too. im saving this picture because it so perfectly demonstrates the downfall of our youth. bunch of faggy trendy beta males who spend hours and thousands of dollars making themselves look how they think they're supposed to. fuck off with your hair and your glasses and your smug look you pussy. go do something physical and see if you can't reattach your balls and find a modicum of masculinity.
conversely, you may in fact be a dyke, in which case get over this phase and go suck a dick. do that regardless of gender you faggot.
>>23852491
Daaam that roast was lit bro
>>23852491
That shit was Lit senpai Keep it 100 on Squad goals kid
>>23852562
you look like that dude from that shitty show that got canceled on nbc what the fuck is his name Kyle Bornheimer
>>23852562
Why is your mouth all puckered up like you shoved your mom's biggest butt plug up your ass just before this picture? You look like the disgusting inbred that your parents tried to keep secret from the world by chaining you up in the basement.
>>23852562
ur hella fuckin weird. undoubtedly a virgin. posting your weird fuckin picture of your weird fuckin face everywhere. you look like a middle aged mom who's "had it up to here!" you will never lose your virginity if you keep playing that victim menatliity bullshit. take responsibility for your fucked up self and make yourselff at least somewhat presentable. you think your intelligence makes up for your grotesque looks but it doesn't. youre not that smart but you certainly are that ugly.
>>23852562
Your face looks like you've been processed through one of those "How will you look in x years" things
>>23852289
Honestly I would eat your booty like groseries and have you come deep in my pussy so I can pass on your genes.
I know thats not how roasting works but I felt the need to say that.
>>23852595
you look like a red eyed hooligan ready to get knocked the fuck out, john snow wanna be with pathetic facial hair, yous a sucka for real
>>23852595
The poor quality of your phone camera makes me think you're poor as fuck. Also it looks like you took this picture so people think you were drunk or something. As if you get invited to any type of social event.
>>23853268
Your face looks white as fuck, but I guess your nappy hair makes you black? You're the type of black guy who says you hate rap and do everything to assimilate into white culture including tanning?
Go for it
Fuck me up bruv. I'm shit at roasting, so I'm not even gonna try it (yet). But I feel alright about myself and we can't have that now can we?
>>23854586
Alright, I'm gonna try this.
Fuck, you look like making eye contact with yourself in the mirror was the hardest thing you've done this week. That shirt screams "I'm trying to dress nicely but truthfully I never got over dressing in shitty emo clothes from Hot Topic."
Is it your social awkwardness that prevents you from getting a haircut? Or do you think that actually looks good?
>>23853268
Urkel looking nigger.
>>23854860
Oh look, someone who makes sure everyone knows he's an individual by shaving his head. Or is it just a ploy to hide a rapidly receding hairline? Or is it both?
>>23855865
Looks like he has AIDS
>>23854860
Looks like my tax dollars pay for your chemo treatments
>>23854586
Lol 28 is a bit too old to buy clothes from hot topic
>>23853268
Looks like thick jerky or a leather bag
>>23852595
You look like a homeless guy two months into being homeless
>>23852562
Mongoloid features
>>23854586
Your eyeballs are going in different directions and I guess you must have some sort of digusting skin disorder which you're trying to hide by using a blurry camera.
>>23854860
Your head looks like a fucking lightbulb
>>23855919
Next greatest school shooter
>>23855865
Everything about you screams cuck.
>>23856694
Nice job trying to hide your neck fat. Doesn't it suck that you won't be able to be the skinny little emo guy for your entire life?
>>23856704
You're replying to a meme m8.
>>23856712
You look like a spineless vegan who smells like shit.
>>23856727
i was 13 in that pic senpai
You ain't got shit.
Have at it, socks
>>23855865
You must think that this is a Mystery Gang lookalike thread, Shaggy.
Zoinks, Scoob, looks like we're not in Coolsville anymore!
>>23856740
Lmao in what world am I chubby? You frequent this website every day and the only reason you haven't offed yourself is because of the validation you get when fat virgins tell you you're cute online. I can tell that you're balding so soon you'll just be a scrawny little weirdo with no good features.
>>23856777
Checked
