New /britfag/ / /uk/ thread.
>Bank Holidays edition
Old thread the usual sausagefest. Let's start a new sausagefest in here. Get those sausages on the bank holiday bbq
a-anyone seeing melt-banana in L O N D O N tomorrow?
>>23839943
Fark yes.
24/m/notts incoming with shit loads to do during the day of the bankholiday, but piss all for the evening.
>>23839957
Wew lad. East Midlands also. 28/m/Derby. Facking off up t'road to Liverpool way for the day tomorrow. Anyone about?
>>23839943
23/m/Cambridge here
wettttttttttttt
kik green.clouds
>>23840145
Coventry/Birmingham
>>23840074
25/m/Cambridge
>>23840074
>>23840738
25/M/Cambs here, too.
19/m/milton keynes
straight
samefag from last thread
>>23840786
>>23840786
what are you looking for samefaq?
Oiloo
23/M/Oxford
Straight
Looking for grill to hang out with
28/M/London
Up to chill / smoke / fuck / drink but going to Holland next week (flying so can't bring you any goodies).
26 m kent bi
Like nerdy shit, looking for someone to hang out with maybe more. Dunno.
Hereford
23/M/London
Straight.
Going to bang cosplay whores again at the MCM Comic Con.
Pic is related.
>>23841019
chill, smoke etc. over half term, A2 exams are stressing me desu
20/m/Birmingham/Gay
Jay.s1995
>>23843778
how do you go about that?
>>23844038
Check out the Britfag/UK thread on /cgl/ for contact on kik.
Anyone know a good place to buy LSD in London?
>>23843725
Add mandemto on kik
18 Newcastle
Looking for d/icks and art bros/girls to hang out with.
>>23844203
At Newcastle uni, you got kik?
>>23844379
Not yet, just getting ready for my last exams.
my kik is barn.bairn
Twatbanger.... the camouflaged disco celebrates it tenth anniversary next sat28th in the only way it knows the sound system will b on it avin it doin it near Sheffield. As per usual ravers lets keep it underground solid by digging deep with fellow ravers and sound system phone 07545146847 after 10-30pm on the day.
c ya there
>>23844038
You dont.
You stare awkwardly from a distance and try take sneaky shaky vids whilat not spilling your spaghetti, then you go back home and jerk off to anime, after which you fall asleep on your huge cock shaped pillow.
Then you wake up, ask your mum to make you brekkie and go post on 4chan like all your other 'friends' about how you totes got 'laid' last night.
>>23844150
Have you tried a drug dealer?
22/m sheff/leeds
28/m/manc
>>23844587
Too many faggots and fatties turning up...
>>23843822
Samee! They're the worst!
22/f/northwales
Dying of heat
27/m/Birmingham.
Looking for a couple who would like a slim submissive boy to play with. I can wear a chastity cage the whole time and be used in any way desired, from household chores, to having my body used.
Anyone interested? Can travel if you can host.
>>23845376
heatwave in wales?
doubt
>>23845380
No good for ginger skin
>>23845427
you look white to me
raining where I am in north
quite like the rain 3bh
>>23845450
Sunny rhyl lived up to its name
>>23845473
wanna trade places
fresh cool breeze after rain, very relaxing
>>23845496
Yeah, go on then
>>23845533
didn't take much convincing
want to sweeten the deal?
>>23845533
any form of contact?? south wales here
Weather forecast round my parts saying it's going to be raining on Tuesday after a fairly warm and partly sunny Sunday and Monday. WTF kinda Bank Holiday is this?
21/M/Bi
North Wales
6'4, Slightly Chubby, Blonde, Bearded.
Bored, looking for someone of either sex to fuck or smoke with.
>>23845376
Rhyl?! Holy shit i'm in Connahs Quay, and you're right, its fucking hot isnt it
>>23844827
None that I know sell LSD and Craigslist is usless
kik callumwk1 18/m/norfolk
20 - M - Herts/Lincoln
20, M, Brighton - just off the Lewes Road. Bi.
Bored, mostly free (though very "student-y," i.e. chaotic) house for whatever: Netflix, chills, pills, Xbone, boning, etc
23 m sheffield - straight-ish
( would definetly consider a convincing trans )
got a car. can travel to manc / leeds / york /huddersfield / nottingham etc.
>>23847439
Yeah acid is a bitch to get hold of, too hard to make for the money it brings. Stupid fuckin' backwards laws.
>>23848502
All over the place in bristol even though it's mostly 25I-NBOMe. LSD-25 still exists in smaller amounts tho
19 / Manchester
I like to dress, meet would be nice
Kik: SnowyDay96
>>23848583
post dick
>>23848583
>>23848588
still waiting for dick
>>23848583
why is the crotch of the tights half way down your legs wtf goin on in this pic
18/m/ Lancashire (bi)
willing to travel
24/m/London
Literally arrived last week and am officially an expat. What should I do?
>>23845376
Pembs here
I am dying. It is too hot.
>>23845173
what subjects you got left?
>Comp science and business for me
>>23847450
Straight or?
>>23848826
get your NI and proof of address bitch
Anyone here live in Canterbury or going there for uni in September?
>>23848826
Expat of which country?
24/m/exeter
up for a drink or a coffee some evenings
currently working two jobs to buy a car and gym 3-4 nights a week
whatever it takes goddammit
skype Lexiiewabi
Kik Unabomberrr
>>23849033
Poortugal
M 20 west London, curious. Kik is kiranreach924
20/M/Norfolk
>>23844150
Also looking for this...
20/m/uk lookong for someone to chill and watch mew got episode
>>23848520
Yo dont fuck with that Nbomb shit man, my best mate got on it with this other guy he knew and the other guy had a full psychotic episode and stabbed him 38 times in the fucking chest, killing him and then ran out jnto the street half naked covered in blood and went after some other guy nearly killing him too.
Do NOT fuck with it or any other "research chemical/Legal high" for that matter, stick to the real shit man
>>23850136
sounds like a standard night out in plymouth
22/m/Liverpool
Free house this week, looking any femboys/traps/girls as I'm bored and horny
>>23850232
/highfive
British faggots
>>23844491
Ahh the times I had to walk back from ladybower to broomhall after a rave with a head full of acid
Since it's bank holiday, anyone from MK up for a meetup?
Seems like it's the best time to do it
>>23851405
MK, post code ?
>>23851411
MK14!
>>23851422
2 hour drive, i aint going unless i am getting laid lol
>>23851439
no worries mate
M/29/south east uk
Just up for chats and shit. General stuff
Girls only
kik:onix_horizon
I'm a beta boy on the Midlands. Anyone fancy dominating me? I'd prefer a girl, or couple, but anyone will do.
>>23848432
yo 22 m, brighton, just off coombe road, hows it hanging
>>23852834
Kik?
>>23853140
Lets_you_in
>>23853140
My Kik: lets_you_in
>>23851386
Mine's bigger, sweetheart, and much less creepy.
sincerely,
-the uk
18/m/norfolk
Cross dress sometimes, kik is lordxloss7
>>23853052>>23848432
threesome time 21/m in Hollingbury
>>23840145
nice bulge, big?
>>23845376
hey, n.ireland. good sense of humor, tall with big feet :P
hey guys skype me at sam_blackkeys, in grantham 21
>>23855325
07804632890, ive got a bulge daddy text me ;)
>>23855345
i'm relaly well endowed myself. Is that ok?
>>23855516
text me a picture
agreed
>>23855520
rate me guys? I know i'm hella skinny
This alright?
1/10 would brutally murder
>>23853052
Oh shit, not far... What are up to over the week?
>>23854642
Never had a threesome, incidentally... Hollingbury is a minor trek - you at uni?
Doncaster/21/M filthy sub
[email protected]
>>23855535
Snapchat or kik? Good bod imo, but you know, need to do more... research
Any fem/sissy boys add me
Kik: sinestar
ded thread don't die
>>23851422
>>>23851411
>MK14!
MK7 here, what's your stats and what you down for?
20/m Manchester super fucking bored just looking for people to chat with. Anyone can add.
unsureandcurious
>>23839943
Any girls in the south east interested in taking a guy's virginity? I'm 20 and not that bad looking, just really fucking awkward
>>23859043
Post your picture? Also, where in the south east?
21m / South east london looking for female only.
Snap: tomflame
kik: kindie18
>>23860218
>>23859043
This male is gonna get fucked by this other male
>>23855840
>23855840
Just finishing up some uni stuff before i get the summer properly started! you guys?
>>23863671
Finished my last exam on Friday, lad (Lasers - nope, it didn't go well; no, you can't learn a third year module in two days), so now bored and idling with a bit of day-drinking thrown in... How long are you gonna be about in Brighton for?
>>23839943
Anyone down in the south east, near canterbury or dover?
>>23863111
No shit, dodged a bullet there mate
18/m/Birmingham
Wolverhampton anyone?
Smoke bud play games?
22/m/uk
Around for a couple days X
Beautiful weather up here in Bangor right now <3 Shame I'll be back in the Midlands next week... :'''c How are we all?
>>23866732
>Beautiful weather up here in Bangor right now <3 Shame I'll be back in the Midlands next week... :'''c How are we all?
Luke?
>>23863830
all summer!
19/f/london
looking for someone to watch cartoons with and/or smoke with pls
>>23868387
What cartoons and how chill r u
21/M/Luton, Bedforshire :D
34/m/Northern Ireland originally but now in London
Bored at work and easily entertained.
Females only - if your kik handle thing looks even remotely male then I'm not even reading it.
Have a predilection for girls with an older guy thing so if you want help reaching the real bottom of your ethical and moral depths then message away; chubbyish teens with crazy hair have, and always will be, a personal favourite.
My other latest thing is hearing "slutty" stories from girls especially if they've sucked/fucked more than one cock in a session. I've found you northern girls are bad for this and it's fucking awesome.
kik/snapchat: AnonOfIreland
skype: IrishAnon
>>23868387
22/m/london/essex
Have weed and like most cartoons
>>23868392
rick and morty, big lez show, archer, bojack horseman, simpsons, south park
>>23868535
Where abouts in london are you, south or north ?
>>23868535
Are you looking to meet or get in touch?
>>23868527
skype?
>>23868581
Assassino1919
liverpool, 19 m kk gg
>>23868581
oh this is anna? yeah nvm...
M5 Salford/Manchester
25 m straight
kik: workingonthis(used most)
snapchat: wotwot1234
need a hook up ideally, open to most kinks
>>23848944
whatever gos ;)
>>23858393
19/M/Straight
Smoke/drink tbfh
>>23868382
ah neat, got Snapchat or Kik or summin?
>>23869611
>>>23858393 (You)
>19/M/Straight
>Smoke/drink tbfh
Shame straight lol. But drink, whatever is good. Like RCs? Skype or whatever?
