26 years old and never had sex or a girlfriend once in my life.
ask me anything.
Do you think this is Reddit or what?
>>23836179
How do you feel about being considered creepy based on your sexual inexperience?
>>23836181
What is the difference?
>>23836183
I don't think about it really. I act normal and all, I just don't have anything to say when my peers talk about girls they fucked, etc
>>23836181
what is a reddit?
>>23836179
Is it your face, maybe? Show it.
Do you still have hope?
What's the furthest you've gone with a girl?
>>23836179
can we see your penis?
>>23836229
not going to show my face, but I am ok to good looking from what people have told me.
>Do you still have hope?
Well, as I get older I do feel the hopelessness chocking me slowly, since the older I get the more difficult it will be to fuck any good looking or young girl eventually, so I have kinda accepted the fact that I will probably never fuck.
>What's the furthest you've gone with a girl?
got a blowjob once
>>23836246
not in the mood to get a hard on now. I'm 17cm though.
>>23836179
Have you tried tinder?
>>23836272
Yep. last winter for about a week. Nothing came out of it. Later on I closed my facebook account anyway so haven't bothered with it since
You need to find a GF. Dick size maybe? If we can see...... also maybe it's your body language. Maybe go look at social body language. Like when looking at a girl with love it's like looking that there is dog shit on her face and you are about to laugh. Also posture. Relax your shoulders. Don't be so tense.... anyways thats only my 10cents worth.
>>23836179
Has it been a choice?
Are you mentally ill?
>>23836300
>Has it been a choice?
Well, i don't have the widest social circle, and most people in it are dudes, so, not many chances to meet girls.
And I am not the kind of person who will go for a one night stand, I want to know the girl before I decide whether I like her or not and would try to do something.
Also, the more the years pass without ever having sex, the more insecure I feel about having sex at this age, with someone who is most likely experienced, so I think I am trying to not have? Don't know sounds retarded when I say it.
>Are you mentally ill?
Small depression events here and there, but not mentally ill as far as I know
Show us your dick
>>23836179
Pic of body with time stamp. I don't believe it's you.
Also, forget about meeting the right girl. Go fuck some hookers, pay them and tell them about how you're a faggot virgin. They will give extra love and get you ready for when you do find the one.
Pro tip, don't fall in love with your hooker.
>>23836318
>insecure about experienced girlfriend
The first few times with a girl (or a guy) are often meh anyway
>not a one night stand guy
this really is the insecurity speaking, i'm pretty sure that you would not hesitate if the opportunity came up
>not many chances to meet girls
Stop giving yourself reasons not to meet girls (especially if you're longing for it). Is it really that hard to meet people without social media/ phone apps?
>not schizophrenic, young and in shape
unless it isn't you in the pic or your face is ravaged, literally WHAT are you waiting for?
that's two questions for you
>>23836418
>Pic of body with time stamp. I don't believe it's you.
there you go
>>23836179
Looking at this gives me shivers
>>23836488
of the good kind or the bad kind?
>>23836446
> Is it really that hard to meet people without social media/ phone apps?
I don't use social media/phone apps. Not to meet strangers anyway.
>unless it isn't you in the pic or your face is ravaged, literally WHAT are you waiting for?
I don't know mate, I just can't make any moves. The few times I did I got rejected, not once did I have success, so morale in that regard is not very high. And believe me when I say I am trying to not come out as the creepy/slimy guy when I am talking with girls, I talk like normal. Maybe I'm super boring, dunno.
The one time I got a blowjob both her and me were drunk. And she was a fatty.
why bother with girls when it's all about the physique?
>>23836533
what do you mean?
OP just needs to post gratuitous flexing pics
>>23836179
I would have sex with you/be your girlfriend in a second. Don't know why you haven't already, your body is incredible.
>>23836540
I mean you have a decent physique, which is more respectable than getting with girls imo.
>>23836480
Start buying hookers
>>23836548
eh, what good is a good physique when I am the only one seeing myself, hahah
>>23836547
thanks?
>>23836504
Don't let it affect you so much. As I see it, you've tried only a few times and had one shitty experience with sex/girls. And you seem like a good guy; everything's far from being irremediable.
Even if you're not too confident in yourself, you shouldn't have any trouble finding someone like >>23836547 (if you're not living in a desert or something)
Just don't despair, and don't overthink it. I wish you all the best, anon.
>>23836491
One of a kind
>>23836682
thanks mate
>>23836179
>ask me anything.
As if it's something unusual.
What's your workout routine op?
What's your week at the gym like?
>>23837877
I go 4 days a week, 1 day chest, 1 day back, 1 day biceps+triceps and one day shoulders and legs. Also crunches ans shit, all 4 of them. You will have to be more specific if you want me to tell you something more specific.
I'm in the same boat pretty much as OP. I hate to sound like /r9k/ but that doesn't change what Ive experienced and that is that all the pretty girls are taken or turn out to be awful people.
Feels pretty shit senpai. I get compliments all the time how smart, handsome and funny people think I am. And that's great, I don't feel any lack of self esteem except for what goes hand in hand with the dissatisfaction with yourself to drive you forward and achieve. But I have no companionship and it's killing me.
>>23838665
>But I have no companionship and it's killing me.
that's the worst part
>>23838670
The only reason I'm on this board is the fsa thread so I can at least have girls whisper in my ear.
>>23836480
You're cute, but I'm not a girl =(
Smae thing here to be honest.
Spent my whole childhood in countryside.
>>23836179
U must be weird af to look like this and not get laid
>>23836248
How did you get your blowjob actually?
>>23839521
After a drinking night I was given a ride home by a girl who was drinking with us, and instead she took us to a quite place and she gave me a blowjob in the car.
>>23836179
not surprised bro. u need to do a cut, you have too much bf. Girls only go for guys who have 10% of less % of bf.
>>23839608
I'm 8-9% though :(
>>23839597
>got a blowjob
>is crying about being a "virgin"
You have gotten further than more than half of this site. Relax.
>>23839608
This is a meme. If you are going for an uptight bitch with high standards who would like to flaunt you as some sort of trophy, this is true. But most girls believe it or not are NOT THAT PICKY. Just be nice and don't be grossly obese (45 BMI and higher imo).
>>23839617
you look like you have 13%
Anyway I am just kidding about the bf thing.
I haven't read the whole thread, but have you tried tinder? Online dating? Do you watch porn? Because I was a virgin until 24 and I struggled with porn. Got a gf when I determined that the next time I cum, will be with a girl and it worked. Needs strong willpower tho.
>>23839642
>have you tried tinder?
Yep, once, nothing happened, after a while I closed my facebook account anyway
>Online dating?
Nope, not too popular where I live.
>Do you watch porn?
Once per 1-2 weeks or so. I don't masturbate much either, maybe once per week
>>23836179
try lifting, biceps and delts are underdevoloped and pecs arent popping. Also girls love the abdominal belt "the V abs" if you can't get those theres no point.
>>23839697
you seem to be giving up easily. Go look up simplepickup on youtube. If you havent already that is. They motivated me to cold approach girls in the streets. It's frightening as fuck at first but if you do it for a while it will get better.
Do you have any friends? Go to clubs, get drunk. Don't act desperate tho. Go out with an intention to have fun, not to pick anybody up. Otherwise you will fail.
What else? Do you do any other sports or hobbies? I did muay thai and theres TONS of hot bitches to pick from. Too bad I had a gf and couldn't mess with any of it.
>>23839704
The V thing kind of grosses me out. I would prefer a guy without that.
>>23839708
>t ugly female
your preferences is altered since you've been rejected by top tier guys so you lower your standards. Pretty soon you'll be "ripped guys freak me out" since you can't attract them. It's simple psychology. Op never ask girls for advice, they have no idea what they're attracted to (reason why they often stay with guys who beat them)
>>23839720
>t insecure dudebro who worked out as much as he could because he needs to compensate for his lack of social skills, happy life, etc
Ripped guys do gross me out.
>>23839728
you can't attract them, it's a selfdefence mechanism from ugly chicks. I'm sure you'd say david beckham is ugly and "not my type" aswell since you know he'd never go for you. You don't want guys to improve too much so they can attract girls above you.
>>23839704
>try lifting
lol, sure thing brah
>>23839706
>Do you have any friends?
sure
>Go to clubs, get drunk
I go to clubs, even though I don't like them, and I do get drunk, and I still cannot force myself to make a move to a complete stranger.
>Do you do any other sports or hobbies?
I play the piano. Not a very social hobby.
>Go look up simplepickup on youtube.
hm, will do
>>23839739
He isn't ugly but I do not find myself attracted to him at all. Maybe it is because I am not a hormonal teenager anymore. Speaking of which, I am assuming you only go for girls 20 and younger. I have not seen many girls older than that going for muscleheads.
>>23839752
your face is most likely unattractive, i get hit on by girls in the club all the time.
>>23839720
humans weren't meant to be sculpted to that level. Nature didnt provide us with machines and weights and the idiocy to waste vast amounts of our finite time to twist our bodies into a disgusting perverse form just so we can jerk off at ourselves when we look in a mirror.
That 'v' you are so obsessed about is just a grotesque reminder of your misplaced priorities in life, a throbbing, pulsating mass of meatsack that serves no purpose other than to over-inflate your pathetic sense of self importance
If people like you spent more time educating themselves instead of disfiguring their bodies, we wouldn't have to suffer through posts like yours
>>23836196
i know this feel, it's pretty awkward.
>>23839720
>>23839769
you are both tipping your fedora way too hard.
>>23839769
>autism
V is abdominal belt, its indicative of a top tier physique and you don't really get it in the gym. I'm sure you believe the girls are attracted to your superior intellect and sharply dressed fashion sense. Neckbeard.
>>23839720
>>23839739
>>23839761
Show us pics of your face and body
>>23839752
> I still cannot force myself to make a move to a complete stranger.
Well I detected the problem right there. The fear of failing, or making an ass of yourself is bigger than the want of losing your virginity, getting a gf or whatever. That's what you have to deal with. Whatever the comfort zone you are in right now, that enables you to live your life as-is, needs to go. Only when you are the most uncomfortable in your current situation, are you finally willing to do something radical to change it.
I kid you not bro. When I was a virgin, I was desperate for girls, but got turned down in clubs constantly. I guess girls sensed my desperation. Now though, as I have a gf, I go out to have fun and I kid you not, girls come up to me, even offer me sex... now that I do not need it (although I do want). I even made out with one 18 year old who was desperate for sex, which I didn't offer her... If you go out with an intention to have good time. Dance around, make eye contact etc. They just might come up to you, but do not count on it. Approaching girls is just the first step. You have much more to go.
>>23839769
I actually want to see pics of your body as well
![ElmJZAw[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0ZNpjlR.png "ElmJZAw[1].png")
>>23839831
>this entire post
>>23839831
>Well I detected the problem right there. The fear of failing, or making an ass of yourself is bigger than the want
wow, for armchair psychologist you actually nailed this one in the head.
I do fear failure and I can remember at least 2 situation in the past years where I chickened out of major decisions because I was afraid I would fail.
It is also the reason as to why even though I do want to have sex at some point, I am also trying not to have, because >>23836318
> the more the years pass without ever having sex, the more insecure I feel about having sex at this age
>>23839832
fedora out of frame, sorry
>>23839860
>fedora out of frame
but the Apple product is here.
>>23839853
man fuck this wanting to know a girl shit. That's the mindset that upholds your virginity. Sex is not a big deal. In "primitive" societies, there are sex rituals for teenage girls where dudes take turn on their ass. None of them care about getting to know who is fucking them, becuase they are raised with different values.. or maybe they already know, because the society isn't very large. In any case, you need to get over the mindset, otherwise you will remain a virgin 100%. I'd even go as far as to start with whales if you don't have confidence to go for prettier girls and work upwards from there.
If all else fails, grab a hooker, however "vile" that thought might be.
>>23839865
Apple isn't fedora though. It is the polar opposite.
>>23839865
>can't run emulators
>can't play pokemon on it as I ride public transportation to my job at gamestop
>fedora
>>23836179
>>23839860
Why wasn't I born a man?
>>23839891
what makes you say that, dear banana friend?
>>23839869
noted.
>>23839898
liar
>>23839903
>liar
lol, what do you want me to do; go out right now find a girl fuck her and then post pictures on /b/ ?
>>23836179
>23:05:40
FIND FUCKING FRENDS THAT CAN MEET YOU WITH SOME CHICKS!
No really you can be a idiot , you can be ugly as hell if you're in the "right circles" you will get a girl.
So my question are you maybe not meeting enough girls cause of non social life?
>>23839922
>So my question are you maybe not meeting enough girls cause of non social life?
It's what is happening for me at least.
>>23839922
>cause of non social life?
I have friends, I do not have chick friends.
And I work, I can mostly go out on weekends, maybe Fridays too.
>>23839898
I think the male body is more beautiful than a woman's. The larger upper body with broad shoulders, a thinner waist and the definition of muscles...Men who take care of their bodies even a bit look like gorgeous sculptures.
And yes, I am creepy. The serratus anterior muscle poking through is extra nice in your photo.
>>23839947
thank you. also
>The serratus anterior
be honest now; are you a doctor, an athlete, a physician or did you google it? hahah
>>23839922
> FIND FUCKING FRENDS
That's the hard part.
>>23839972
You know I googled it pff! I did always want to know what it was called, though.
From what I've seen on /fit/ and other places, it doesn't seem to be a muscle that shows up well on all men, but I think it's very attractive.
>>23836187
Hi, you're wearing fruit of the loom. Try not being poor.
>>23840015
I have some calvin kleins too, but I prefer the fruit of the looms. Pouch opening ftw.
>>23840006
>From what I've seen on /fit/
Lurking /fit/?
>>23840020
I do! /v/ used to be my home board, but for almost a year and a half, I've switched to hanging out on /fit/ and bettering myself along with everyone there. It's a nice board since even though people are good looking, quite a few are just as socially retarded as I am.
>>23840112
>are just as socially retarded as I am
you and me both
You are really virgin? Never tried something?
other question, do you have interest in man? You think about it?
OP here, lost my previous browser session.
>>23840706
>You are really virgin? Never tried something?
Yes and never.
>do you have interest in man? You think about it?
nope
>>23836179
Smile, It'll only get worse.
t. 36 yo. KV
>>23836504
>And she was a fatty.
I just assumed you tried and failed with all types but, have you not tried hitting on a fatty? Because that's fish in a barrel
>>23836179
Pic of face?
Location?
Religion?
>>23842296
Do you have a kik? Female virgin here.
>>23842334
I'm asking this to OP
OP, I can pretty much mirror your experiences so far. I'm physically similar to you, and (not to sound like a stuck up, but being honest) I know I am also good looking. But for many reasons, much similar to your own, I never had a girlfriend or had sex... I never even kissed a girl until last year, and I'm 29.
It's weird but, I've been on a dating site for a few years, which has given me some friendly chats with nice folk, since around this time last year through the dating site I have met and had sex with I think 4 different girls... the first two we both agreed it wasn't a long term serious thing, and they were really cool about it. The second two I still talk to and meet semi regularly, and now it all just feels natural. We have sex every time we meet and it hasn't impacted on my quiet existence.
Long story short, I don't know... just do your own thing, consider trying a dating site, and most of all, BE HONEST. I found that once a girl knew I was a virgin, they thought it was cute and pretty much wanted to try sex with me. It was odd having choices about who to go with, but it was flattering as hell. You'll get there in the end :)
>>23842337
>>23842334
>>23842296
>Pic of face?
not showing here.
>Location?
Europe
>Religion?
Not religious
>Do you have a kik?
username: eventListener
Loser
>>23842659
>eventListener
Java or c#?
>>23836179
You're not you, you are basically me except with a fit body.
>>23836179
Same here OP. Pic is me.
Never even hugged a girl.
>>23843150
forgot my pic
The things I would do to OP. Goddamn
>>23843052
javascript
>>23843151
there's no way you haven't even hugged a girl, you're hot as fuck!!!
Show us the D
First: are you straight? Because if you feel attracted by men you can get laid much easier.
Second: go to a psychologist. If your college has one it's even free. You're holding yourself back and in 5 years you'll find that the good one are taken are your body has started to decay. Seek help now before it's too late.
>>23836179
I don't think those generic gray boxer briefs are helping
>>23844283
lol, these are not boxer briefs, just a pair of pants I wear inside the house that is too wide and I have to hold it to not drop
>>23843554
you're retarded
>>23840811
>>23836179
Well body looks good to me...how's the face?
And as far as trying to get your dick wet.....there is okc and pof...and tinder....
Orrrrr
>you could be this guy
>>23836179
Me neither, but hopefully that'll change tonight. I'm 25 btw.
>>23836179
You've piqued my curiosity
>>23844345
is that you?
>tfw 24 year old kissless virgin
>just started masturbating a week ago
lel OP
>>23839617
You're not. You don't have the vascularity.
>>23844579
My dietician measures me, what can I tell.
I for one can see veins on my arms, my legs, and near the pubic area.
>>23844602
No that is not me lol
>this is me
>>23836318
Jesus christ dude. You are 100% me, except one year older with everything you've said...
>>23844807
united we stand
>>23844819
If you ever come to Canada, we can drown in our sorrow together :(
>>23844866
add me on kik canadian buddy
>>23844879
I don't have kik, I'm too socially inept
>>23844890
I didn't till yesterday as well. Small steps.
>>23844894
What does it do, I actually don't even know what people use it for.
>>23844907
Other guy here, but a 24 year old permavirgin
Sometimes it is just used for chatting with people, like ones you meet online rather than giving a phone number. It's an app you put on your phone so it's almost like giving your number out without actually doing it.
Frequently it is used for sexting. That's what my autistic ass does. Get some girls Kiks from Reddit and we sext, share pics/vids, masturbate, etc
>>23844907
it's like an anonymous messenger, like msn was before; it's based on nicknames. when it asks you for your real name just put a fake name or initials, whatever
>>23844915
hmm, I'll try it out, probably won't do what >>23844915 you're doing with it though honestly. I would feel very awkward doing that.
>>23844916
>>23844915
lets squad up then, some day one of us may not be single... :(
>>23844916
Do you get kiks from somewhere specifically? Or just like, randomly?
>>23844925
It is awkward at the start, especially for a kissless virgin like me. But eventually you get comfortable with it, or at least I did
>>23844934
>Do you get kiks from somewhere specifically? Or just like, randomly?
uhm, you mean like chat requests? you need to know the other persons nickname to start a chat with them
>>23844937
yeah, like where do you find the peoples' kiks?
>>23844942
they tell it to you. mine is somewhere above in this thread
>>23844945
but where do you find "they"
>>23836179
uh idk what else to say but other than you're attractive
you should HMU regardless
>>23845585
if you are a girl my kik is somewhere above in this thread
