No ideal mate thread in catalog
is this even /soc/?
And here's mine.
bumpu
last bump
20/mtf
I dunno what else to add, sorry
here we go
Alright, here's mine.
>>23832039
I fit most of your ideals.
I gm D&D all the time and can teach it well, I've done IT for a living, I'm very fit and working on nutrition. Your taste in vidya is 10/10, btw.
Which contact do you want? Skype?
here we go again
let me die guys
>>23832470
k i'll help
>>23832121
i'll add u if you remove kebab with me
my graph is a few revisions old. it really only changed the location of contact information from top right to bottom right. not sure that needed a whole new version number.
20/M/Las Vegas
>>23832637
Goddammit, forgot the chart
29/M/MN (US)
>>23832841
What state?
let's do it up again bois
L E T S G O
E
T
S
G
O
I like all the characters I see, gonna read more thoroughly through them.
sup everyone
>>23832640
>>23832637
Sounds (objectively) perfect to me! Too bad you're on the other side of the country :\
What's up with all the religionfags in here, huh? Didn't realize /soc/ was a church meeting.
>>23833012
well it's mostly Christians, which for the most part, is one of the few religions you can "follow" by just believing in something and never actually doing anything to display it.
Sup?
>>23832986
I'm looking for a wizard woman as you can see >>23832916
I'm so glad I finally found one, god bless.
what kind of messaging services do you use?
bzzt
calling all qt's.
20/M/UK/Gay
>>23833144
>full free market
>not a libtard
wat
Sorry for my shitty editing skills
If anyone also just want's to be friends I'm down.
I'm just so bored it's not even funny
>>23832121
>tall
>history
>hobbes
>w40k
>tool
>white guys only
Well shit. We even seem to have the same kind of autism.
>>23832121
ffffffffffuck why are only lesbians cool
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>23833009
Seems like that's always the case in these threads.
Out of curiosity, did you post a chart?
>>23832208
If you're still around, yeah that sounds great!
21/m/TX
I'm boring, and here's proof
bump~
im on mobile n I don't have my qt chart saved so I'm just gonna copy paste this from the other ideal thread
him:
>22-30
>6'0+, average weight or possibly fit
>lives near me
>cis male
>sad
>needs attention
>very /fa/
>in college/graduated
>will let me mew at him
>will let me pick on him
>thinks i'm the cutest thing ever
>wants to beat me up in bed
>likes to cuddle
me:
>19
>5'8, skinny
>rochester, new york
>cis female
>sad
>needs attention
>vaguely /fa/
>in college
>mews
>picks on ppl
>ok looking
>wants to be beat up in bed
>likes to cuddle
skype: kittenprincess_
it's a big chart
for you
>>23834804
>baneposting in an ideal mate thread
Buddy, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're never gonna get laid.
>>23834824
was getting laid part of my plan?
>>23833721
>>23833721
yeah, true, I don't know what I was expecting desu. Plus it's hard to actually judge someone based on only their personality chart haha. But yeah! >>23832970
>>23834824
>not whilling to crush down every possible thread with no survivors
might as well
>>23832986
You seem pretty cool, do you have skype?
>>23834481
Still around, my Skype is Zealofmisha.
>>23834877
that fucking h
I'll give it another go
Not finished, but... Here is what I have so far.
>>23834824
H O T H E A D
O
T
H
E
A
D
>>23832121
on a serious note where do you fall on the Kinsey scale and how have you not found a mate yet. You get loads of buzz all the damn time
Let's go
>>23835675
How can I contact you?
might as well give it another go.
im rly friendly and normal i promise!
Hi! You are all cool!
>>23831595
postan
One day I'll work up the drive to make this not generic
Today is not that day
>>23835181
I fucked up, forgot to mention I'm male
I'm so bored I might as well.
>>23838019
What's your skype?
>>23832039
I'd like to be able to talk to you, my skype is burned-dread
>>23838034
walk.the.cold
>>23836739
4/5
It's not like I'm searching for a mate, though. It's more about a penpalship.
>>23831595
I am no ones ideal mate
or even acceptable mate
>>23832970
Contact info?
Damn, these threads are dead these days
>>23838019
>Finally found my perfect grill
>It's a lesbian
Someone who likes:
David Bowie, Black Sabbath, Joy Division, Nirvana, The Cure, Slint, Depeche Mode, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Swans, Alice in Chains, At the Drive-In, Faith No More, Agalloch, Isis, Ulver, Soundgarden, The Chameleons, Neurosis, Coil, Mr. Bungle, Akira Yamaoka, 16 Horsepower, Deftones, David Sylvian, Tiamat, Flower Travellin' Band, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Gojira, Einstürzende Neubauten, Scott Walker, Godflesh, My Dying Bride, Cult of Luna, Katatonia, Rosetta, Negura Bunget, Maudlin of the Well, Bauhaus, Type O Negative, Killing Joke, Mad Season, Kino, Kayo Dot, The The, The God Machine, Melvins, Tenhi, Và li, Goblin, This Mortal Coil, Foetus, Acid Bath, Jesu, Temple of the Dog, Skinny Puppy, Rudimentary Peni, The Tea Party, The Angels of Light, Therapy?, Supersilent, Nine Horses, Rammstein, Screaming Trees, A Perfect Circle, Fever Ray, And Also the Trees, Lustmord, Fantômas, Meshuggah, Envy, Hole, Dir en grey, etc.
Skype:
la.furra.darketa
>>23835181
Do you have any other method of contact besides kik?
>>23840332
M/F? Age?
Mental illness friend wanted
>>23839306
add me on snapchat: gijijoe
>>23840221
No shit dude. These threads used to hit the limit in like a day and I'd almost always wind up with a new skype contact. Even if it was just a really friendly dude.
>>23840342
email is [email protected]
It's a throwaway, but I check it often.
posting from phone so my id is different.
26/M/Kansas
>>23840259
Well, heh, oops. Sorry! If you fill that infograph, who knows, I might add you.
>>23835908
If I was gay and you was gay I'd date you, but you seem like a really cool guy.
>>23841244
It's because these new infographics convey less relevant information. They're all just someone's assumption of the information needed to judge a potential mate. They're more difficult to fill out and have lower readability. Instead of this we should start threads with the old free form formats and suggest basic information to put on them. That would increase readability and lower difficulty to produce which would lead to an increase in net posts.
G'day
She alers
>>23832039
Is this person still around?
I guess I might as well put mine in here
>>23843994
Hey qt, I'm in the UK too and you seem pretty neat, got a way to contact you?
>>23844505
Oh, uh, sure! [email protected] is a throwaway of mine, if that works. Where in the UK are you?
>>23844618
Birmingham, I sent you an email
>>23842313
I concur, but this board is the crossroads of autism and desperation to fit in. We've got what we deserve.
This thread is deeeaaad.
Not just looking for romantic interest, friends of any flavour too please:3
>>23844962
I am >>23844974
I thought this thread was going to die, you seem a very cool qt
no fuccgrills
>>23844962
>still using v2.2 template
Time to update, mate.
>>23840607
hello how do we become friend
>>23846318
helo pls email at [email protected] and say hi and we will be friend
20/F/BC, Canada
>>23846208
But the template OP provided is so boring.
>>23846318
ok but friend pls respond ;-;
I am sleepy
Hey hi hello!
>>23844785
You're really going to make me do all the work here and update how we do this dance by myself?
21/M/Los Angeles
why did I do this
>>23841951
I have only two questions;
Are you cute, in a feminine sense?
And would you like to build a gladiator robot?
>>23844962
Oh, a girl who isn't a complete child. You being a NEET is a bit disheartening though. You still seem worth at least talking to. What's the best way to get in touch with you?
19/M
>>23847111
I am a NEET but a wealthy NEET so it balances out.
>>23844962
>>23831074
Samefag
>>23847938
Yes lol
>>23832039
>I kinda want to wait for marriage
Don't, it's pointless. Sex is great for your health (safe sex that is) so don't hold off, just let it happen if you want it to. Your first time is rarely special, it's more likely going to be awkward unless they have experience in which case it still might be awkward. Don't be a slooter obviously, but enjoy life.
>>23844962
I live no where near you but I fit everything within acceptable or better. Want to throw pics at each other and try to inflate our egos?
Bored af. May as well post this. 1/2 done due to getting bored.
>ideal ages are somewhere younger than 25
I guess I'm getting old man... 28 in a few months and qtgrills suddenly don't want none. I thought they were supposed to be attracted to older men
>>23848048
Older men with money, who will buy them things.
>>23835675
I fit the bill from the info you got on there and my location isn't too too far away.
Skype is derrdurr
>>23848033
Bit young to be balding there mister, cut that out
>>23847763
haha NEET isn't the problem in and of itself. Its more what you plan to do about it. Care to shoot me an email then? [email protected]
>>23844962
Are you a socialist? Do you hate the capitalist overlords that destroy our planet and suck our souls dry?
>>23846655
Nah. Not into the "making people do things" scene. I plan to revert to the old-school style. I think they tend to better represent what is most important to the poster, and, in general, they look more appealing from a thumbnail.
>>23847763
Gib money and I will be your bf
Happy Memorial Day weekend.
Looks like I'm late. Might as well. Bisexual male.
>>23843994
You sound adorable. How about you add me on Bnet and we play some Overwatch?
>>23846351
I fucking love Brooklyn Nine Nine. And Mean Girls. And HTTYD. Screenwriting sounds fascinating. Feel free to add me in you wanna talk.
>>23849261
Oh shit mate, I'm getting you into HEMA. Let's do this.
Me:>>23849170
>>23849321
Oh, I was actually about to go to bed because I have exams and it's late enough as it is but if your still around in a day or two then playing overwatch would be nice since you seem cool too
>>23849419
Great! I'm mFictionist#2374.
>>23844962
we don't line up 100%, but you seem damn chill. I'd like to hold at least one conversation with you.
Skype: smart0mouse
email: [email protected]
I do have a steam, but I spend most of my time gaming in league. I don't like that game, but positional play in mobas excites me for some reason.
>>23844962
Oh damn, how did I miss you? What kind of fencing do you practice? I hope you don't mind me adding you on Steam.
Looking at these and honestly not being able to fill out anything for literature/tv/movies/music because I honestly don't really have any favorites is always disheartening.
>>23846571
O shit whaddup
>>23831861
hi do you have the template for this? it looks so much better
>>23831595
i m drunk and i have fuck all to do so if you want to skype at this particular instant or within the hour respond to this with your thing
Big infograph, hope I didn't miss anything. If I left it blank, it just means I don't really care or have a strong feeling towards it.
>>23849531
I can give you my skype but filling this shit out is a pain
>>23849516
>not being obsessive about the shallow things that shallow people revolve their lives around
That's a good thing, anon. It shouldn't be disheartening.
>>23847938
That's not what samefag means
>>23849793
yeah that's what i meant by 'thing'
should've specified, sorry
>>23846351
Hi. I'm 24 and live on the Island. Want to add me?
>skype: whois.this
I live in a van, and am a robot.
>>23849840
Bar Bar Binks
why is meeting girls so hard
>>23850016
because instead of improving yourself or engaging in activities where you could meet a significant other you sit on a thai sock puppet board
>>23849531
like an hour late but my skype is: liamneesonwasintaken
also pretty drunk
>>23850004
what
>>23850089
added
>>23850165
Skype name is: Bar Bar Binks
There's apparently an imposter, im the one in virginia
Let's be friends, Yeah?
Sorry in advance if I am slow at replying/typing.
>>23850214
>Bar Bar Binks
for future reference, your username is "mert.s"
It's been awhile, IMT. I hope you don't mind that I still prefer not using the standard infograph...
>>23851213
>working towards joining the USAF
>in hopes of acquiring a "real job"
That irony.
>>23851319
Compared to what I have been working these past few years, I consider anything that provides healthcare and other benefits a "real job".
>>23851213
Hey, you sound pretty interesting and I'm a fan of your TV/Music tastes. If you wanna chat a bit, you can message me at TerminalPhilosophy on Skype.
>>23851213
Are you looking for a serious relationship?
>>23851213
I'll bite. 24/M/MD, I fit a lot of what you put on the right side. Didn't recognize much of your movie/music/tv interests, but I'm open to trying new things if you are.
My skype is notbobjohnson if you're up to talk. About to go to sleep now so if I don't respond tonight that's why.
>>23851408
>>23851795
I'll be on Skype either later tonight or tomorrow!
>>23851445
Kinda? I kind of move around a lot, so realistically I'm not sure if that's an option for me right now. But I'm open to the possibility.
>>23851213
I'm too fat and old for you, but we could be friends. Also Secret of NIMH is a scary ass movie. That owl scene scared the hell out of me as a kid.
>>23851843
It's funny, I remember much tamer movies spooking me as a kid, but I watched NIMH practically every other morning growing up, no problem, haha.
>>23851828
Well I would be looking for an actual relationship maybe we could talk things out to see if we enjoy each others company
M/20/CT Skype the.cats.pajamas. (with the period at the end)
oy vey
>>23846351
We share a lot of common interests, and that's cool! Also, I like that you're pursuing what you enjoy. If you wanna add me then my Skype is kcl5111
>>23849808
That's the joke
I ended up losing my template after getting the koobface worm. So i'll post my OKcupid in this thread instead:
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Diamond_Dog_Shit
>>23844962
You seem fun, email me. I'd love to talk to you :3
[email protected]
>>23853312
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Putting it out there.
24/m/md
>>23839242
Woah I pretty much fit that
18/m, not done with my chart yet
You live in the US?
>>23851213
skypes zomfgohnoes, I believe we've talked before a few years back if you're still around miss bearhands
>>23849531
Wait are you a cat
18/M/US — ENFJ-T
Thread's lookin pretty sickly, the early bird gets the worm but its disgusting. I'll post my infograph and you guys can feel some kinda way about it, aha.
>>23834804
Probably the coolest guy I've seen on this thread, we should chat a bit.
>>23837090
It's not my intention to attack you or anything but how does an atheist find a christian partner perfect? That's so strange to me.
>>23852044
>magic whip
naiiisuu
>>23851213
Hey you seem cool. I love your movie selections. I would love to talk music or art with you. Skype is sean-b3
>>23846351
We have many common interests and I'm starting to get into film/photography myself that come on a whim ace17708 is my skype is you wanna chat, I have decent taste in films
Based qts please
>>23832636
made me kek thank you
>>23851213
Joining the USAF? Don't sign for 6 if you do. It's a trick. Besides, you can extend without re-enlisting (and retain the benefits of being on you first enlistment) if you want.
Actually, don't sign up at all if you can. It's not that it's bad. It's just that it's not much better than whatever you're doing now.
Why not. This ended up being rather long. Making me only fill the basics.
If the rain around here continues, i'll have to change my location to "atlantis". Would be easier to get to work by boat than by car currently.
>>23864781
>i'll have to change my location to "atlantis". Would be easier to get to work by boat than by car currently.
Never made one of These before, Took way longer than I should've but whatever
>>23864315
Oh, I'm aware of their tricks during the recruiting process, believe me. I have a few friends that are already in helping me out with enlisting.
And trust me, I'd be doing something better if I had the option, lmao. I'm sure I'll enjoy myself enough while I'm in though.
>>23846351
Kik or Skype or anything?
[spoiler]We can write and direct films together [/spoiler]
>putting your location as "US" or "Canada" or "UK"
yeah sure that helps a lot thanks
>>23867459
Skype is bonkedon. Don't normally post it with the infographic because I get too many random adds. Hey!
>>23832039
Bullshit. This is a unicorn, people. This world is too cruel to create someone like this.
>>23831595
man, looks like effort, the only people who will bother are people who are destined to be forever alone
>>23833144
I might have gotten past the progressive thing. You really pushed it with the trans. Killed it with the drugs.
>>23831595
Well that was...therapeutic. I had forgotten how much of a Romantic I used to be
>>23868256
also, on the "Them" part, all the stuff is in pink because I didn't notice the top color chart until I was doing the middle part. so....yeah. pretend all of those are "preferred" and everything else is (more or less) acceptable
>>23867999
Well, I'm flattered because I'm relatively sure I'm real. We can talk if you like.
>>23867168
It's kinda like putting your life on cruise control. All the basics are taken care of and you don't really do anything without someone holding your hand.
But being safe in a bubble is also being trapped in one. Depends how you feel. Though judging by what you've said, it does sounds like the better option. On top of that, you have people to help you out. I didn't, but I still came out more ahead than I should have.
Best of luck, don't suck on the ASVAB, and don't worry about BMT. It's all cake.
Don't call it a comeback.
Joining the party.
>>23867381
Lets play Overwatch sometime senpai
>>23867679
Well considering the UK is the size of a state in the US or whatever the equivalent is in Canada it doesn't apply, but I can see why you'd be annoyed.
>>23832181
Mobile is awful. But hey, you seem perfect and I fit your ideals. Kik me? Greenteamochi
![[clever inside joke].png](https://i.imgur.com/o44p7HG.jpg "[clever inside joke].png")
Making this was more fun than I thought it would be, very cathartic!
>>23832181
*greenteachibi. Totally hit me up
>>23832039
hey, surprisingly, I fit the parameters and even share some of the interests. skype is lordhass2, if you care to give it a go
>>23872070
well fuck, I posted in a thread
>>23851213
Hey, you seem swell. I haven't thought of Death Cab in ages. Skype is itsallchillbrah.
*sigh*
guess why im a kissless virgin
>>23873010
forgot my image
