Bad assumption thread.
Assume the worst.
>>23823238
Trap
>>23823288
You have a 42" waist
>>23823238
nice tits
i would bite off your nipples and swallow them
>>23823238
You get drunk every weekend to forget your dull weekdays
>>23823238
saggy breasts, crooked teeth, overweight, a face too long even for Gheorghe Muresan
>>23823306
soccer mom who sleep around and cheat her wife.
>>23823306
nice nipples
i assume that they are nice
wait thats a good assumption
you are probably a bitch
>>23823311
HUSBAND damn it! :D
>>23823313
Hahah, I'm abit young to be a wife let alone mother!
>>23823318
that's just your make-up talking bitch. You are ruining his life getting knocked up by strangers and make him think he is the father! Whore!!!
>>23823328
stop being so cringe-worthy you fucking autist
>>23823342
shut up and look at the thread name idiot.
>>23823354
i assume that your assumptions are dog meat and/or birdshit so kys
>>23823375
dog meat? what are you, a fucking chink?
>>23823407
not a chink but ill kill and eat your dog anyways
>>23823411
just shut the fuck up.
>>23823421
lmao
>>23823238
Murican bitch tryhard twerking has no ass
>>23823238
drinking problem
>>23823288
psychopath
>>23823293
narcissistic
>>23823306
vain, shallow. cheat on your boyfriend regularly
>>23824368
you get mercilessly bullied
>>23823238
Drug issues
>>23823293
Neo-Nazi
>>23823306
Controlling
>>23824368
Addicted to something
>>23824400
Abusive
>>23823238
Annoying voice
>>23823288
Weirdo
>>23823293
Tiny body
>>23823306
Narcissistic Instagram user
>>23824368
Teenage dork
>>23824400
Possibly mean irl
>>23824417
Sloppy
>>23824442
basic and ugly
>>23824400
works at mcdonalds
wears the mcdonalds hat in all his pictures
>>23824470
just checkin
>>23824470
I like their drivers ;)
>>23824496
Was meant >>23824475
>>23824500
> golf > mcdonalds
unfortunately i play golf like twice a year so I've never heard of them but the hat looks cool
>>23823238 single mom
>>23823288 cool troll
>>23823293 being cucked
>>23823306 emotionally abused
>>23824368 gay
>>23824400 doesnt like black chicks
>>23824417 on a diet
>>23824424 likes niggers
>>23824442 virgin
>>23823306
wears a shit load of makeup to hide the fact that you're aging (poorly)
>>23824554
Pretty hot looking
>>23824511
ignorant
>>23824442
arrogant
>>23824424
too friendly with people's boyfriends
>>23824554
Fairly hot, more?
>>23824424
Cute smile
>>23824400
Ayeeeer senpai
>>23823375
Aw shiet
>>23823306
Ooooh yeah
>>23823238
4.5
>>23823238
you sucked a teachers dick
>>23824368
literal fob
>>23824400
you killed a man
>>23824417
youre actually 13
>>23824424
you get a yeast infection at least 4 times a year
>>23824442
you wear tight clothing and its not a good time
>>23824511
you would have a sick monobrow if you didnt pluck
>>23824554
you flirt with your friends dad
>>23825076
girl puts in too much teeth while giving head and guy eats dirty ass
>>23824442
you'll never be my gf
otherwise, you're close enough to being perfect
>>23823238
worst teeth ever
>>23823293
masturbates every evening with tears
>>23823306
you can not afford for full blonde
>>23824368
you look like another shitty youtube gamer
>>23824417
are you 12 or 13?
>>23824442
trying to be nerdy
>>23825076
lol flying teeth xD
>>23825383
you are so unique with this nasty thing in your nose really
>>23827535
nice wrinkles, i didn't know middle aged women browsed here
much less middle aged women stuck in the "xD" phase
yikes
Oh boy.
>>23823238
definitely a trap
>>23823293
serial murderer
>>23823306
regularly gangbanged
>>23824368
middle school
>>23824400
dubs
>>23824417
about to end up on the news
>>23824424
dead, killed by the guy a few posts up
>>23824442
high school
>>23824511
crippling depression and also gay
>>23824554
has fucked someone in that bathroom
>>23825076
prosecution's exhibit A
>>23825383
abused
>>23827500
also abused
>>23827535
prostitute
>>23823238
can't afford braces
>>23823293
has stds
>>23823306
puts down other girls
>>23824368
gets turned down by a lot of girls
>>23824400
annoyingly politically correct
>>23824417
is underage
>>23824442
sucks a lot of dicks
>>23824511
has shitty taste in music
>>23825383
useless major
>>23827535
has mental issues
>>23823238
Do drugs
>>23823306
Whore
>>23824424
Doesn't know how to give a handjob
>>23824442
Have cheated on every past relationship
>>23824554
Send nudes to every guy that text her
>>23827645
Have daddy issues
Let's go
>>23825383
>>23827535
>>23827645
Do I really look that young... I'm fucking 20...
>>23824442
Fat bitch with saggy tits and stretchmarks, prove me wrong.
>>23829171
>>23794697
i'm not that bad t b h
>>23829171
Fuck off Maxim she's my friend.
>>23829219
YEAH!
>>23829213
Looks like you're hiding something to me, take it all off.
>>23829219
Who?
>>23823238
You have the creepiest smile here, smile with your face, eyes included. You look like you're about to have a schizophrenic breakdown
Here is a heavily filtered picture of me. Lets see what you can do.
>>23829248
Skeleton irl?
>>23830163
I’m going to go out on a limb here, but you look like a cold person.
>>23830178
Self conscious, mabye holding you back in social situations?
>>23830253
You're really fucking annoying
>>23830163
low self esteem
>>23828639
You have a "nice guy" complex
>>23827726
I don't know how to describe it but you have a pseudo intellectualism about you and you voice is more than likely stridulous on the ears. Think sheldon from big band theory meets an /r/atheism complex
>>23827645
you're probably just bland
>>23827535
You have a drinking problem
>>23827500
Damn I really want to punch you face, you probably dj or some lame shit
>>23825383
You have that androgynous tumblr look which means you don't have an ounce of creativity
>>23825076
London
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>>23830278
Dude yeah, I actually have a talent for annoying people.
You spend way too much time on the internet.
tell me
>>23830163
yeast infection
>>23830278
nigger
>>23830294
fake tits
>>23830294
vapid
>>23830278
You aspire to be one of those meme rappers who get big on the internet
>>23830178
greasy
>>23830163
Slut
>>23829248
You're dead
>>23828639
A hipster who follows trends without much thought about whether it's a good idea or not
>>23827645
Uses cringey new lingo like 'baka', 'senpai' and 'yaaas'
I wonder how many of these I got
>>23823238
Big slut to compensate self-esteem issues.
>>23823293
Tiny dick.
>>23823306
Slut.
>>23824368
Probably the son of a yazuka boss or something.
>>23824400
Did you steal any bike last week? Can't find mine.
>>23824417
...urgh...
>>23824424
I'm guessing you tease people into thinking you're going to fuck them, but never get past a kiss on the cheek. We call girls like "fighe di legno" (wooden pussies) where I'm from.
>>23824442
You look like the nice nerdy girl that turns into a pornstar during sex.
>>23824511
Tiny dick.
>>23824554
Daddy issues.
>>23825076
Cheater, junkie.
>>23825383
You look nice.
>>23827500
Tiny dick.
>>23827535
Jealous crazy bitch
>>23827645
You have a dick.
>>23827726
Dumb.
>>23828639
I like you, managed to buy me with the cat.
>>23830163
You eat dick on a daily basis.
ok
>>23830278
Spouts kawaii ironically a little to much?
>>23831406
Day dreams of shooting up a school
>>23823306
dye your hair too much
>>23824368
your glasses are fake
>>23824400
people take your smile for granted
>>23824417
don't smile enough
>>23824424
don't speak your mind enough
>>23824442
you opt for the easy route too often
>>23825383
you have a lot of troubles
>>23827535
autistic
>>23827645
poor view of reality
>>23830278
amazing ass
>>23829338
i'm pretty comfortable with myself but thanks for your concern. not going to post nudes.
>>23831424
you complain a lot
>>23831406
anger issues
>>23830294
mean
>>23830278
sometimes insult people unintentionally
>>23830253
arrogant
>>23832107
Huh, that's right
I doubt I'll hear anything new
>>23823306
you spent > 30 minutes to take that exact picture
>>23824368
you say internet memes/acronyms in real life.
>>23824442
you use your own spit to clean your glasses
>>23830163
you describe yourself as "bohemian"
>>23832107
you buy your clothes from hot topic
>>23823238
>>23833340
i forgot my caption
swag is for boys noise deathcore is for edgy fags
>>23823307
That's an observation, not an assumption. My assumption of you based solely on your post is that you're retarded.
>>23833377
You probably have some serious psycho tendencies
>>23833299
Don't even have a motorcycle license
>>23833184
Spend too much money in Asian Massage Parlors
>>23832107
Loves Invader Zim too much
>>23831424
Unhealthy relationship with mother
>>23831406
Has at very least thought of shooting classmates
>>23834776
>>23831423
What? noooo
>>23833377
nope, we dont have that where i live
you dropped out of school or college
>>23834776
never seen it
you use the term pretentious on a daily basis
>>23834776
I got my license the same day I bought that bike, DESU.
>>23823238
Cunt>>23823293
Cunt>>23823306
Cunt>>23823375
Cunt>>23824368
Cunt>>23824400
Cunt>>23824417
Cunt>>23824424
Cunt>>23824442
Cunt>>23824511
Cunt>>23824554
Cunt>>23825076
Cunt>>23825383
Cunt>>23827500
Cunt>>23827535
Cunt>>23827645
Cunt>>23827726
Cunt>>23828639
Cunt>>23830163
Cunt>>23830178
Cunt>>23830253
Cunt>>23830278
Cunt>>23830294
Cunt>>23831406
Cunt>>23831424
Cunt>>23832107
Do you use KiK?>>23832380
Cunt>>23833184
Cunt>>23833299
Cunt>>23833340
Cunt>>23833377
Cunt>>23833379
Cunt>>23834776
Cunt
>>23835713
This is some edgy content
>>23824452
perhaps
>>23824511
nope
>>23824568
maybe sometimes
>>23825383
it definitely is a good time
>>23826523
oh shush
>>23827535
wearing glasses /= nerd
>>23827577
i'll take this as a compliment. everyone tells me i look old
>>23827645
i've been sucking the same single dick for a year and a half so i'd say that's inaccurate
>>23827655
never cheated
>>23831389
maybe
>>23831424
probably true
>>23833377
lol no
>>23835713
yep
>>23824442
Obnoxiously cynical
>>23824424
>>23824554
>>23827500
>>23827726
>>23828639
>>23830163
>>23830178
>>23830294
>>23832380
>>23833184
>>23833299
>>23833340
>>23833379
Get a load of this fuckers
>>23838679
esoteric beliefs, hates certain groups in society
>>23834776
stares at strangers with that look until they want to hit you
>>23833379
kills an animal a day
>>23833377
lives in her own dark world
>>23823238
Is British
>>23823293
Afraid of what you look like when you are happy
>>23824368
Not as funny as you think you are
>>23824400
Have a disease you are trying not to think about
>>23824417
Are in your 30's which sucks because you look 12
>>23824424
Boring
>>23824442
Becoming exactly like her mother
>>23824511
Italian
>>23824554
Is confused and asks for help in every situation
>>23825076
If you are the girl you are scared of black people, but you won't admit it
>>23825383
You remind me of me when I was 15. Keep up the good work junkie
>>23827500
Got gauges to fit in.
>>23827535
A nice girl who gets mistaken for a bitch because you look like one, but are really a bitch
>>23827645
Accessories Do Not Equal a personality
>>23827726
Ethan Hawke's retarded brother
>>23828639
Talks to me in public for too long when we are strangers
>>23830178
I hope you get a job as Tim and Eric's photo editor
>>23830253
Sarcasm is nice for a while.
>>23830278
Ironic Pedo who is suppressing real Pedo desires
>>23830294
Tells everyone her friend is a photographer that takes great pictures and that you modeled in them
>>23831406
Pepe irl
>>23831424
You need to go outside!
>>23832107
You are a "bad girl" who doesn't like bad boys and isn't a bad girl. You will become a normie again soon and your old friends will hate you.
>>23832380
The messiah has returned to us. Bless you
>>23833184
Wipe that shit eating grin off your piss guzzling face
>>23833299
Dad's sunglasses
>>23833340
Seems fine to me
>>23833377
White trash and lives with white trash, much better than other white trash shitbirds you associate with, but will never escape the trailer park
>>23833379
Listening to Rob Zombie while this pic was taken
>>23834776
You charming rogue! m'lady.
>>23838679
spent too much money on renfaire costume
>>23839127
Talks too much about "kush" and "purp" gets mad play with 15-16 year olds.
>>23839197
Shit forgot pic.
>>23839200
goes for the classic pedo look
Aye
>>23839244
how else will they know which van to get in.
>>23839245
has been shock frozen
>>23838679
nerdy
>>23839127
enjoys quality memes
>>23839200
likes beer a lot
>>23839245
chill asf
( ya i look depressed in this photo but i like it:) )
>>23839200
cold, calculating eyes
>>23839245
doesn't tip
>>23839639
kind of a slut
>>23839662
unpopular, guys have cheated on you
>>23839639
insecure about her looks
>>23824400
not black enough to hang with the niggas not white enough to hang with whitey
>>23824442
puts up a nerdy front to get attention
>>23824511
insecure about his chinballsack
Last ever bump from page 10.
>>23842601
Wasn't born in the country you currently reside in.
>>23839687
Can't get into comic book movies.
>>23839662
Doesn't know what (or even if) you want out of a relationship.
>>23839639
Has had one long relationship and few short ones.
>>23839245
STEM major and tells EVERYONE about it.
>>23839200
Borderline alcoholic.
>>23839662
queen of the realm
>>23839687
has a few good friends to laugh with, but no real friends to get serious with.
>>23839200
progressing professionally but emtotionally stuck in a hard place due to little change in the situation, inability/lack of energy to change that.
>>23838679
loves the new him. found his place. enjjoying life.
>>23833377
fragile but good heart. comes from a rough past but has managed to settle.
