I bet $1000 that I'll never have a girlfriend. Ever. If I do I owe you a grand otherwise I'm right.
PLACE YOUR BETS.
>>23808423
You look like if Vinny from Vinesauce let himself go
>>23808423
Well you can start off by fixing your asymmetrical facial hair
You're really cute
There's just no fucking way I'll lose that bet. Ever
>>23808423
Alright we get it, you're gay. You win. Now go choke on your celebratory cock elsewhere.
>>23808468
$1k think about it
I'd hit it. Where do you live?
>>23808488
Somewhere in Québec
>>23808496
Décoliss avec ton shitposting de marde ostie de cosanguin.
>>23808423
Qt.
calisse de crisse de tabarnaque
>>23808429
Oh wow, you're right.
Now I know who he reminded me of.
Are you Dave Grohl?
>>23808423
Who cares, you aint gonna pay hundrets of people on the internet 1000 dollars if you get in a relationship one day, you are just gonna disappear into oblivion... never to be seen again
You know what your problem is?
UGLY MUG
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So if someone sees this post, manages to contact you, and becomes your gf, does that mean you owe them a grand just for being your gf for (since you didn't mention how long this relationship had to last) about a day? If so, I know quite a few people who would be into that kinda deal.
>>23808423
I can't wait until you get a girlfriend and realize that you enjoyed your own time doing your own thing without obligations and a vapid person who you're now partly responsible for not upsetting with your words and/or actions.
Just buy a whore man. I'm not a cynic. This is reality. Enjoy your niche hobbies, your career, and your freedom while you can; don't give half your shit to a woman because the urge to have a cum receptacle is overpowering.
>>23808423
OP are you a virgin, or just never had a girlfriend?
I'd rather have no girl than the wrong girl. Took me a number of years to figure that one out. Not so bad being single, mate.
>>23808423
Arin Hanson. It looks like you live in a basement, is it your own house? If not, u prolly won't get a girlfriend lmao
Come on, si té hétéros tu vas en trouvé une avec ce look la. A moins que tu sois totalement morons ! Si tu vit dans un trou ça peut etre plus difficile.
>>23808423
If I looked like you I'd be railing qts at metal shows. a gf shouldnt be too much of a stretch from there.
>>23808423
I'll be your girlfriend. (Not really i'm already taken but you're a cutie desu)
>>23808423
AAAARRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN
Hey! OP here!
I posted this drunk AF the other day and I don't even remember most of what happened that night.
And yeah I agree this is complete bullshit. I know I can find love again. I'll be fine and I'll be patient, after all I've only been single for 6 months.
Also some of you were surprisingly kind and I appreciate.
>>23808423
With that attitude yeah.. you'll never have a girlfriend.
Bro, you look like Mikael Åkerfeldt from Opeth, and many women find that guy sexy. Just give up your shit attitude and you'll be golden.
>>23808423
Easy money. I'd feel guilty taking it away from you, desu.
You might be right, people in real like aren't attracted to this look.
>>23808423
Cut your hair, shave and quit bitching
So that's what 2 pitchers of beer + a 6 pack + 2 beers before the bar + 2 shots + 2 more pints at one place and probably around 4 more at another does to you...
>>23815764
Come drink with me! I'll be your girlfriend :)
>>23815764
I bet you will have a gf
>>23815764
im a tranny, you can be my boyfriend ;)
Good to know I can actually buy women online. I will just go get a new job, work hard on my projects and attract one for free instead.
>>23819078
You've attracted a few for free I think, including myself.
>Such the attitude.
>>23819078
I definitely offered because you're pretty cute and I would drink with you, not the money :)
Give me a call
Skype: stlaurent.andre
>>23808423
Maybe if you whine more
maybe if you got rid of those bloodstains...
>>23815764
get a haircut.
Learn to wear suits
Pussy all over you.
>>23808423
0$ because I Im you on skype and your'e a great guy
>>23808423
But you're cute OP ;__;
>>23821120
No , I have long hair I'm not that good looking, I dress like shit and I have not been single in the last 15 yrs. Having a personality and a brain can make you go further than you superficial proposition.
>>23822899
I think you're cute and I'd be your gf, but I doubt you'd want to date a chub.
>>23815764
if you shaved, I bet you'd have the prettiest little face! I'd be your girlfriend if you were my girlfriend too ;D i'd do your makeup and make a cute little trap out of you.
>>23808423
I looks similar when I let my hair go, except I let all of my facial hair grow long too, I usually only shave every 3-4 months.
I'm a virgin and I've never had a girlfriend. I am just not social.
>>23821838
>>23824633
>>23825051
OP here. Here's my skype: stlaurent.andre
>>23826488
Keep the long hair, soooo much better without the beard.
>>23808423
cmon Arin i know Suzy's ugly but she's still your wife
>>23822899
This guy is right. Looks don't matter much.
Like I said earlier, I made this thread blackout drunk at 4am. I'm currently working to get my shit sorted out. I'll be fine.
This guy reminds me of some guys I knew when I was younger. He looks cool. Also reminds me of the 90's.
>>23826792
y'know... i was once told if i didn't quit with my basement dwelling, runescape playing, anime watching ways i'd never get a girlfriend.
In the end, i got one without changing a thing and i'm pretty okay. And keep the hair while you can. Once you go bald, you're fucked.
Question. If you met a girl with a boyfriend who started talking to you a lot, what would you think and how would you feel? Say she says stuff like, "you're really great", "I like you a lot", etc.
>>23829018
I would think it's pretty cool. How I would feel is a bit harder to answer. As much as I would be happy about I'd still be cautious and just try to not pursue too much because I don't feel comfortable doing so. A girl cheated on her bf with me once and I didn't like the experience.
>>23808423
Arin Hanson 5 years after Game Grumps dies/10
