So femanons, who can do this?
>>23806138
Your mother.
>>23806170
No aids allowed.
>>23806190
That's what she's using.
boys are so stupid I love it hahaha
>>23806190
What about HIV?
>>23806526
Right?
>>23806526
Agreed entirely
>>23806971
>>23806875
>>23806526
Nice misandry.
>>23806546
;-)
>>23806976
Boys r so stupid and can't take jokes lmao
>>23806981
this made me kek
>>23806138
Are you sure that's a girl and not just Taylor Hanson?
>>23806981
This lmao
>>23806526
>>23806170
Is it possible without those? What do they call those things? At first i thought they were a good idea and they are but the more i think about it, theyre kinda gross.
>>23807388
Yeah it is possible, are you a girl? They are kinda gross, I agree.
OP used a misleading pic, but can any femanons pee standing up and aim without using a device?
>>23807485
bump for this question
>>23807485
yeah but then it just dribbles out at the end of the stream and makes a mess
>>23807625
What about the start/when you're going? What's your stream like? How well can you aim it or control the stream?
The end is when guys make a mess too
>>23807635
depends on how much i have in my bladder. i can get a good, strong stream at first. aim is ehhh, but i have very good control over stopping mid stream if needed
>>23807651
Huh, I guess that makes sense. I know this is weird but would you be willing to chat about this? It's not something I get to talk with about girls for obvious reasons and I have a bunch of questions. I'd appreciate it, I can post my info.
>>23807651
>>23807667
well in case you come back and are interested in talking I made a throwaway, it's [email protected]
same goes for any other girls that want to talk about this, I'd appreciate it!
>>23807485
I want to know this too. More femanon responses please. I know it's more common than we think....
>>23807667
>would you be willing to chat about this?
You are the most pathetic, sad, degenerate, retarded, fucking, laughable, immature, imbecile on all of 4chan. Congratulations!
>>23808322
>stop liking what I don't like!
Nothing more pathetic than that. Anon has a pee fetish, accept that people do and don't get too upset, cuck.
>>23807625
this. at the beginning and end it's going to get on your slacks/panties but at full stream with a little manual maneuvering I can get it shooting straight out.
>>23809730
How far can you get it to go?
bump for more femanons
another bump, I know there are femanons who can pee standing....we want to hear about it
>>23811437
I wouldn't even attempt it for fear of pissing all over myself. You'd have to spread your legs really far apart.
>pic related.
>>23811458
I've seen plenty of vids and one girl in person successfully piss standing like a guy. I think it has a lot to do with the differences in anatomy from girl to girl.
try it in the shower and report back!
>>23807667
>>23807745
Faggot loser.
It is very possible there are instructions online if you Google you simply need to cut off the street before your bladder gets to the triple point it becomes very natural once you practice a little. This works for guys to keep you from dribbling as well
>>23811569
productive post, cuck.
>>23811618
I agree, but I think women don't have the muscle to shoot out bursts at the end to prevent dripping. maybe a femanon can explain it?
>>23807388
They were called she-wees last time I checked
>>23807388
it's completely possible. i talked to a girl about it once who said they didn't work well if you have to piss badly, if it's too powerful it overflows according to her.
>>23811458
this shit is news to me. didn't know there was more than one corridor inside of the flaps.
also, seeing a spread vagina makes me squeamish even tho im straight, is this bad?
i also have a fetish for girls peeing as long as i dont see anything too up close
>>23811685
>this shit is news to me.
Uh sex ed?
I'm a straight female and everyone's genitals kind of gross me out.
>>23813164
lmaoooooooooo
>>23813158
Dude they don't explain that shit in sex ed,
all I got was pretty much what they got in Mean Girls,
have sex, get an STD, die.
Like they showed us AIDs documentaries where people were just withering away it was fucking depressing.
>>23813214
>they don't explain that shit in sex ed
Let me guess:
You're Texan, right?
I remember reading something that in some culture in the past, the clothing the women wore kinda made them stand up and piss.
and in another culture, men sitting down and piss
very interesting indeed
early morning bump
>>23813272
You think Texas is the only shithole in the US?
Texas isn't even the worst, there's very liberal parts of it.
>>23813158
I kinda took sex ed as a joke and when they showed us slide shows of genitalia with std's I couldn't watch.
Wait, when girls squirt, which hole does that come out? This vagina shit is complicated but penises are also gross I agree
>>23813611
The urethra
>>23814073
And bump
I can't pee standing up but I can pee in a bottle.
>>23814434
How do you do it and how well can you?
>>23814448
Just hold the bottle up to my pee hole. Doesn't spill a drop.
I pee standing up every day in the shower. But there's no good way to do it with clothing on or underwear around your ankles.
Also, why the fuck would I want to?
>>23814462
does you pee stream go forward? Can you aim? Also I'd think it's easier than sitting and cleaner if you're outside or in a public bathroom
>>23814458
Seems easy then. How often do you?
>>23814475
I don't anymore, it's just something I sometimes needed to do when I was in the military.
>>23814470
whenever I pee in the shower it just kinda dribbles down my legs in a random spray of piss. Standing up is a no go.
>>23814470
Now that I am used to how to stand, it basically goes out/forward. It felt weird to pee on my leg even if I was about to shower. If I'm outside though I am squatting, nothing is worse than accidentally peeing on your clothes in public.
>>23814489
Oh ok. That's a good reason
>>23814514
So do you have a problem with the start/end too? Is your stream powerful? How far can you get it to go?
>>23813214
>>23813611
Obviously these schools need to bump it up and teach everything because both of these scenarios can make for a scaryor dangerous adult life.
>>23814434
If this is true and you actually have a vagina I'm thoroughly impressed.
>this thread is almost educational in such a weird way
>>23814639
It's really no different than a guy doing it, I guess she holds it up to the hole and goes
>>23814639
>I'm thoroughly impressed
It's a lot easier than standing. You just find the hole and line everything up.
>>23814681
What happens when you stand?
>>23814757
Piss on myself.
>>23814489
Have you tried spreading your labia with your hands so they aren't in the way?
>>23814681
I'm almost wanting to try it now
>>23815166
Do it and post a vid!
>>23815299
>implying implications
Whatever you want to think, cuck.
>>23813416
No, but Texas is always the first coming into mind if you think of stereotypical Americans.
Should have added /sarcasm i guess.
>>23813416
I forgot to ask:
If Texas isn't the worst, tell me what's even worse (Amish excluded, they're... 'special'), I'm really curious.
Highly biased German here, but always happy to see my view of the world changed.
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>>23815773
and another
>>23815478
It really depends on what you mean by "bad". As far as socially conservative goes, there are (as was mentioned earlier) liberal areas in Texas. By and large, Oklahoma is worse than Texas in that aspect. While Kansas used to be relatively spared from that kind of ignorance, it has become held hostage over the last decade. Mississippi and Alabama are both worse than Texas in that respect.
>>23817054
Bump
Poop
Pee
>>23816209
Yeah i meant worse in the more conservative way... Thanks for your answer, I really haven't thought about these states. I wonder why I missed Mississippi and Alabama since when I'm thinking about those two states two associations pop up in my mind: Slavery and "Sweet Home Alabama". I guess you're right. Stereotypes are awful stuff :<
>>23820344
And bump
>>23806526
seriously lmao wtf is this shit
>>23811685
you thought girls peed out of their vaginas?
>>23822232
Women can definitely pee standing like a guy with practice, why is this so unbelievable?
