Aus Thread
Where's my fellow aussies at?
Check in ya cunts
18/Male/2120
Playing guitar and drinking whiskey. Any anons want to chill or jam?
28 f Melb listening to music relaxing
21 m 4350
boring night
20/m/3038
memes
25/m/2323
>>23782673
Drinking anything interesting?
>>23782657
2564 here. 20 m. Bored af.
Justthatcarguy on kik if anyones keen to chat/meet up
all victorians welcome to join
>>23782744
J
:^)
>>23782706
22 m 4350
How's life, fellow Toowoomba fag?
>>23782766
slow as, yours?
>tfw there are never any sydney femanons
lf femanon in brisbane
>>23782844
Dated one for about 6 months that I met on here.
>>23782866
So, the only one?
2110 lurking about
>>23782844
There's always a couple around m8
Any femanons interested in casual sex with a mtf?
So lonely. Sydney area.
>>23782882
How about a skinny guy?
>>23782907
Could work... do you have your own place? How passable do I need to be? I'm very androgynous I'm told.
>>23782926
I'll contact you got kik?
4053/m/20
Drank the last of the bourbon I had tonight
Anyone have some pot brownies they can share?? I always look for this shit when I drink
2018 here.
Got back from a failed OKC date whos only after casual sex, walked through Centennial park to get to know each other first since you don't just fuck someone you don't know. Said if things went well she would come back to my place, she wasn't feeling it so I just took her home.
Oh wells. Time for some Kdrama and Dawn of War, can't win 'em all but i can sure as hell crush these chaos heretic scum.
22 / M / Syd (2154)
Lookin' for chill friends, email at [email protected]
>>23782657
4017
recovering from a craigslist threesome last night..
Oh hai, guise!
Anyone want to be my friend and hang out tonight in Brisbane?
>>23785477
Why don't you go donate blood? Then you'd get to release blood as well as get attention
>>23785477
Who are you and why do you post
any Perth femanons want to meet up?
27/m/4104
Any femanons in Sydney wanna earn $400 the old fashioned way?
19/m 2640
drinking dessert wine and playing assassins creed
31/m/277~ neeto after some light to heavy chatting
Pretty slow night
Do I play some Borderlands 2 or do I continue watching the Childs Play movies (up to Seed of Chucky)??
23/f/WA
Having indomie and marlboro for dinner
23/m/4565
blazin'
>>23782748
who's this cyka
>>23787074
>not maggi
why even bother
>>23786241
I'm just me, being myself
>tfw no friends
>>23787141
fuck off
nobody cares
>>23787147
I concur
>>23787147
>>23787150
y r u so tsundere?????
24 m Melb watching some movies, pretty dull
>>23787125
Indomie is best ramen, fag
>>23787176
wrong.
youe not aussie if you dont eat maggi
>>23787176
btw, 4065 23/m
27 m sydney 2122
>>23787180
You know what I think is unaustralian? Segregating other people based on menial things, like working on australia day. Although, who am I kidding, that's probably the most australian thing you can do.
22/m/3037
Stressing over uni assignments, YouTube really isn't helping with time management atm...
>>23787208
What course anon?
Looking for girls down for cosplay/roleplay.
Male 21
Kik: zukikun
>>23787058
blue mountains?
19/m/2784 here, didnt know there were any other mountainers on here
23, m, Melbourne, studying and sick of it, and drinking
What is everyone up to?
>>23787343
Same here
About to go to bed though so I can be up nice and early for a full week of wagecucking
4500 m 29
19/m/melbourne
pic related
2790 m 22. Watching Wolf Creek on Stan 8/10
anyone in melbourne got a fat cock
>>23787784
yeah, you
>>23787794
:'c
>>23787074
Mix the migoreng and satay flavours together with spring onions, bacon, and egg.
>>23787125
>Maggi
Maggi is the ramen of poor people and considering the guys brand is like 60 cents a packet that's pretty fucking sad.
Maggi hasn't been good since they had the olive green packet for oriental. I think that was Maggi.
>>23787180
All ramen is shit. Pay a bit more for Kraft Dinner. At least that pretends to be good food.
>>23788026
The good brand *
>all this talk about noodles and yet none of those things are actually ramen
You guys need more weeb in your lifestyle.
>>23787074
27/m/wa
sriracha ftw
Living in Perth ftl
>>23788578
Fk I'm late to this party- stupid insomnia :(
>>23787271
g-get of m-my mountain!
>>23789262
off*
>i don't like mondays
Captcha:"Select all images with mountains."
>>23783061
Dude I live in 2035. Dats so close..
19/m/melb
anyone want to chat desu
>>23788454
I've done the broth approach a handful of times with miso and what not. It's technically wrong but ramen refers to instant noodles here as well though.
20/m/gold coast... anyone on?
Male 27 Kalgoorlie 6430
Kik: W3lc0me23JunGl3
Bored at work
25/m/5108 reporting in
>>23791558
M/3000 here.
Curious about finding an F to share with another M.
>>23782673
Anyone? Same person different ID.
Looking for people to make music with
18m/2120
>want to make new friends
>think about posting in Aus threads looking for people who are close to me
>wonder if I really want to be friends with someone who posts on 4chan
>close tab
No one seems to actually respond to anyone in these threads.
I'm bored, someone snap me.
26/melb stoner
Bbzb11
>>23792035
HAHA GUISE SECRET CLUB SUPER WEIRDO NERD HANGOUT LULZ XD
21 f Sydney
Why is it so cold :(
>>23792100
Kik? :)
>>23792100
>>23792109
NO GIVE ME YOUR KIK
I DON'T ADD ANYONE FROM THESE THREADS AND JUST HANG AROUND TO ADD ANYBODY WHO CLAIMS TO BE A FEMALE SO I CAN PLEASURE MYSELF
PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR JUST TO GET YOU TO TAKE TERRIBLE PHOTOS OF YOUR GROSS SLIT
Why do i post on these things...
>>23792116
wat is love ?
>>23792120
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
>>23792116
Cause you forgot that this is 4 chan not reddit. And it is could in WA as well.
>>23792100
Because you aren't snuggled up next to me
>>23792120
>>23792128
screencapped and posting on reddit, my dudes!
Epic!
>>23792116
you didnt expect those responses?
pretty standard
>>23792128
Ohwoo woo woohoo oh yer
Uh huhaaaaaar uh yer
>>23792136
I dont know what i was expecting. Ive posted before with a little less weird responses
>>23792120
>wat is love ?
>"Love is an intense emotion of warmth, fondness, and regard towards another person."
... According to the crappy print hanging on my bathroom wall.
Had KFC for dinner. The girl said they were out of wicked wings so offered to give me hot and spicy pieces (much bigger) in their place. That's what love is.
>>23787801
it's a compliment innit?
>>23792112
Hi i'm a nice guy POST TITS
>>23792037
Do you deal bored bro? Or have a good'ne
22 3025
Do any melbourne anons want to get a a free massage tomorrow? I'm doing a tafe course in south Melbourne and we're meant to get 1-4 volunteers. Very close to the city and there's even a few cute girl masseuses
>>23787343
23/m/3128
G&T after a bit of homework and a joint.
I'm tall and handsome and ride a fast motorcycle and I'd really like to netflix and chill the shit out of some cute girl in Brisbane right now.
>>23782657
Checking in.
It's only Monday and I'm already emotionally exhausted from work. Thank god I've only got uni tomorrow.
Any dole-bludging anons in this thread, if you ring Centrelink, be nice to the person who picks up your call. They've already had 20 calls like your's, but they're trying to care, so you could make it easy.
>>23792313
Practically next to me.Guy or girl? If you're a guy hit me up my temporary email is [email protected] we can exchange details?
26 and female.
Anyone leave near Parramatta?
>>23792514
Castle hill boy
23/f/WA
send me ur dick pics I luv em 0477118150
23 male 3123
>>23782726
2323 18 my man
>>23792109
>>23792112
>>23792120
>>23792128
>>23792133
>>23792134
>>23792137
>>23792231
Most entertaining thing in this thread in spite of the autism.
Why so dull, ausfags?
>>23792566
Sent a pic but got told to fk off and reported to cops. Nice...
Why do I live in WA. How do I get out :( only Monday and I want to fkn quit. Fkn Perth sux so hard
>>23792796
How do people this fucking dumb exist?
>>23792597
fuckin foreigners, comin ere, makin fun o our threads! i oughta feed you too me pet dingo ya bloody drongo!
Kik: mrgreen615
Bored at tafe, friends are at work and don't reply, anyone wanna chat?
20/m/ Perth
>>23784379
Details?
28/m/6000 currently
working hard or hardly working
30m/Melb/3000
Want to plan 3way.
Kik: TopShekel (legit though)
18/m/4301
playing guitar and studying
>>23795713
What guitar do you have anon?
4305 here looking at shit on seek.
Where do I get a job, I'm not even getting fast food shit.
How do I dole bludge for the rest of my life, please help me become a degenerate waste of space. One with money anyway.
>>23796233
Claim a serious mental or physical disorder then deal drugs.
Bonus points if you knock up a boonga girl and have a half cast disabled child.
> its like winning the centerlink lottery cunt
>>23796251
i wish there was a abo tinder where i could select a centrelink bride, i have often found their brown eyes and white smiles enticing, but alas when they make an utterance or speech the spell is broken ; _ ;
>>23796251
How far would this actually work?
2042 F tired of uni and work. How was everyones Tuesdays?
18/m/2043
>>23796348
Can't complain, HSC is doing my head in though
>>23796361
What units you doing anon?
>>23792253
Not exactly. I have the means and know people, but they are personal contacts and don't like new faces. I try to keep it to just mates.
I'm probably nowhere near you anyway.
>>23796330
They seem to make it easier to bullshit than to be honest so idk as far as you can.
I know people who've had motorcycle accidents, gone on disability, been cleared to go back to work then never did.
Also its much easier for girls. Squeeze out a baby and doctor shop til they get diagnosed autistic, then jump the line at the housing commission and you're set for life.
Oh don't forget to study courses you never intend to use; boosts parenting payment and gets you dirt cheap day care. If you don't work in the field earning enough, you never have to pay the uni bill.
>>23796381
Legal
Economics
Spanish
English
And a IT course through tafe
>>23796313
>oi you got a ciggie bruh i like really need one ayyye
>naww fuck you then you fucking cunt
28 M Canberra
Ran out of entertaining shit to do, someone recommend me something to watch.
>>23796384
I just have a mate that loves his weed but hasn't had a stable income since moving but should soon.
M, 4870
What is a gf and where do I find them?
bored AF. 26/m/3128
hows everyone's Tuesdays?
20/m/4702
wondering whether to buy premium animelab like a weeaboo. $7 a month worth it?
>>23796730
>buying anime
Why not torrent it like a regular person?
>>23796748
idk, i have like 0% effort rn.
You do have a point tho. ty.
>>23796759
>I have 0 effort to 2 click download something
>I'll just pay money instead
This is definitely the Australia thread rofl, you are one dumb shit
19/m/pan 2780
skype: ilovesop123
>>23796730
19/m/4703
I torrent all my anime only difference i can see is torrenting you kinda have to know what you want to watch
>>23796348
Hey anon 22/m/2216, on struggle street with uni too? got an essay due tomorrow arvo, looks like i am not getting any sleep tonight. lol. what are you studying?
add me on kik good.time12
21/m/3804
what are all my fellow ausfags still doing up?
>>23791472
Tweed Breed. What it do?
5069 m 20
Bored and blazed, what up?
>>23797153
Trying to stay awake. Watching Riddick.
Was playing Dark Souls before but I kinda just got a little bored.
Playing Chrono Trigger on an emulator. I decided it was about time I got off my ass and actually played some classics
>>23797185
Yeah, video games just aren't keeping me entertained, I wanna play some cards and shoot the shit, y'know?
21/m/2077
smoking myself to sleep
>>23796410
to be fair though that is a majority of people in the lines at centrelink, i...i..i just wish we aussies were not so bogan.
Bump
>>23797135
Fucking Tweed Breed, was down your end yesterday, shitty place ;)
>>23792328
YES
25/M/2016
Just moved here from outta state for a job. Finally broken the 6 figure barrier after a 6 year slog. Need new m8's. Any yuppie sydfags around?
>>23796233
A few companies hire people for casual manual labour.
Look that up they always want people who are available at no notice.
>>23796416
Kelly's Heroes.
>>23800135
>2016
>yuppie
I grew up there in the 90's, how shit has changed
>>23800135
Just made 6 figures and wants to be a yuppie? Dude youll struggle on low 6's in Sydney.
>>23800048
Sorry that was yesterday, I massaged a thai import wife with 10k fake titties, a cute gym girl, some 69yo little Italian lady and a mother of four.
My fingers hurt.
>>23786905
kik?
should I buy a new car?
pic related is what im looking at, it wouldnt be an everyday car, not sure if I should go for it or not.
should I but it?
>>23800439
Hate to burst your bubble but that is a 60's mustang so you can't get them new anymore
>>23800439
Probably wouldn't be suited for the school run or as a grocery getter.
Mainly because it's a model.
any sydney girls wanna fuk?
email me
[email protected]
>>23800465
>>23800486
fuck up, help me decide.
only downside is its left hand drive, so maccas runs late at nigth will be hard
>>23800244
Eh, paying $1200 a week for my apartment with plenty left over at the end. Ive struggled before and this is far from it.
4116/m here is fucking anything even going on in brissy tonight
Any Townsville peeps?
>>23800497
Go through in reverse, problem solved
M/3222
Meant to be doing assignments for uni, instead I'm watching youtube videos. Not a good sign at all.
18 year old girl in Frankston in Victoria looking for possible friends or maybe a one time thing.
>>23800135
How about an under-achieving, dole bludging inner westie?
>>23800620
get ya tits out love so blokes know what to expect
>4030
>m
>bored
>>23800623
>tfw I've been collecting austudy for years and I haven't gone to any classes.
>>23800620
M/19/fit
Bayside
Kik me
Any Melbourne anons around? I'm visiting there from the US in a few weeks and would like to hang with a few people.
23/m btw
22/M/4030
Anyone keen to hang out tonight? Reply with ASL and KiK please :)
>>23800702
>visiting melbourne
its ok, you didn't know
honestly tho go to any pub this friday in red and white, footy is on, youll make friends easy as piss
Will be in perth for the weekend any CHICKS wanna show me a good time? 23/m
>>23800770
perth sluts are easy, just to to capitol nightclub and wait til lockout and fuck any of the hot drunk ones who got lost from their drunk whore friends
>>23800782
does this work if u have autism and you're ugly
>>23800786
Does anything work if you have autism and you're ugly?
>>23800810
28 m adl 5006 here
Who Monash Res here?
>>23800135
22/m/2017 bank worker. moved recently from WA. drink / party too heavily to call myself a yuppy though
>>23800810
autism maybe, ugly probably not, you need to be 6/10 at least
19/M/2099 here, what's everyone doing tonight?
6108 checkin in
>>23796730
Kissanime get on it
>>23800620
I live around there kik or somethin
>>23800620
Live around there kik or somethin
>>23801474
>>23801472
Found the new fag here boys
>>23801455
>>23801472
>>23801474
>>23801478
so thirsty
21/M/2261
>>23800620
join the vicanons group. we all just shitpost in there.
>>23782744
>>23800697
You're not fit so no thanks.
2990 19 f
>>23804385
>2990
I mean 2209 lmao
>>23804387
Lol have kik/sc? Bored 22m
>>23804387
So, what do you do?
>>23804397
student. you?
>>23804394
yeah whats yours i'll add you. postcode?
>>23804405
Same. Watcha studying?
>>23804405
What do you have? Kik or sc?
>>23804414
both mate
>>23804397
B Arts English lit major. how bout you pal?
>>23804414
Sc @eaglezboi
>>23804424
Chem engineering / commerce dual degree
>>23804428
Added
>>23804430
how many years is that gonna be whoa
>>23804446
Technically meant to be 6, but given how hard it is to schedule enough classes each semester it'll probably take 7
>>23804479
well then. you are a trooper
>>23800851
2035 here~
19/male/Queenslandaaaaa
im bored and feeling shitty.
what can you suggest to make me not feel like trash?
i dont come here at all, but fuck it, g'day cunts
19/M
brisfag here, chilling after smoking a J
4069
>>23804523
What's something fun to do in brissie?
What are some good bars and shit, because i got the shit beaten ot of me last time i went to Fat Louis's in queen street
>>23804531
depends what you like getting up to anon, Brisbanes pretty boring unless you got friends to go out with here, Valley/ City clubbing on a Saturday is always good though; otherwise i'm not sure what do you like
24 m canberrafag in 2914 bored as fuck as per usual.
>>23804387
hey anon 22/m/2216
hows your day going?
ready for uni exams? lol
kik : good.time12
>>23804500
Nihilism
>>23804759
21/f/2035
how's your day going?
22/f/syd
>>23792035
I've met plenty of cool people from 4chan, made some friends even
>>23804797
>>23804803
Not from Australia, but always have been curious about the women from there. Seem more outgoing and fun compared to where I'm from. 22 male here if you would like to chat more lol, only have kik and snap though if interested.
>>23804797
heyy
my day is going shit. studying for a uni quiz thats on Wednesday. how about yourself?
>>23804803
hey anon 22/m/2216
i have made a friend on 4chan too. shes a sick bitch. isnt it funny how you can make friends like that lol
>>23804829
ah bro, so is mine T_T
I have two essays a quiz and an online exam due on Wednesday. I'm fucked lol, it's day of the doomed.
What're you studying?
>>23804881
im studying Business at UTS.the struggle of uni i swear. what are you studying?
>>23804893
primary school teaching. I want to try and educate the little cunts so we have somewhat of a decent future lol
>>23804896
the future of austalian children look bleak... think of the children!! lol
what uni you at?
>>23804901
lmfao, uws parra. its a fucking mission to travel there. jesus.
>>23804914
fuck that i could imagine. lucky for me uni is 1 train ride away. but im so lazy i drive thre. fuck public transport.
btw got kik?
>>23804916
i have no words for public transport. nu I don't ): skype?
>>23804919
did you hear how they got rid of the 8th free ride for opal? like they dont make enough money
nah i dont have skype kind of lost my password for it lol what about sc?
>>23804923
they did... those fucking bastards lol. i have da snaps. but give me your username plox ^^
>>23804935
YEAHH SHEE SNAPSS!! well mine is woglet1
this is why i drive to uni... so i can blast my jams lol
>>23800849
Not a res but I attend their rival uni
20 / M / 2148
Hi anons around western sydney
>>23804803
Hi anon 21 m syd chat?
Any adelaide girls wanna smash? bored as fuck
kik me innodi
>>23800782
>>23800770
Capitol? Try ambar lol easiest of the easiest
>>23804914
Jesus fuck all the way to Parra from there, how do you stay sane?
25/m/2203 here
21 M in Perth.
Kik: zukikun
If any brisbane twink wants to experiment with a bi-curious m/20 add lysgray on kik
>>23805207
Dude I don't. Drives me fucking insane lol.
ahh, not too far at all~
>>23806949
Yeah I really like where I am, have got train, light rail, and buses all within walking distance. Plus the pleasure of watching cars crawl along and struggle to find parking spaces.
>>23807398
lmfao. Hey, I'm one of those people whenever I crawl into your neck of the woods.
sup cunts
Bored as fuck. Nothing going on this weekend. my Kik is obseq
21/m/qld up for a chat or whatever. maybe start an Aussie Kik group later
21/m/gold coast
sup
Hello peoples. Brisbane here. Fuck Brisbane. I'm going to the strip club.
>>23787181
kik?
18/m/3076
>>23808887
kik? 19 f gc here
26/m/3128
hows everyones friday night? Sick as fuck with the flue, been stuck at home for like 4 days going crazy.
>>23807926
wanna fuk?
email me
[email protected]
28/m adelaide 5034 chilling looking for a chat while I play ufc2
>>23809070
G'day. How are you
anything happening in brisbane this weekend?
bored as fuck rn
hey
Board horney house wife from Toowoomba anyone want to play? 0407902506
oh FUCK another friday in sydney and im doing nothing...
>>23809112
bris 20/f wanna kik?
23 m melb, i have an urge to fk a kissless virgin
