Survey Time!
>gender
>sexual orientation
>relationship status
>age
>mbti
>location
>birthplace
>ethnicity
>religion
>believe in god?
>believe in ayys?
>favorite hobbies?
>favorite movies/tv/books?
>favorite games?
>favorite color?
>support abortion?
>support feminism?
>believe in ghosts?
>closest to death you've been?
>ever been in a car crash?
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
>favorite color?
>favorite animal?
>how often do you fap?
>shower before sex/oral?
>shower morning or evening?
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
>how many friends do you have?
>if you could have one wish?
>favorite memory?
>biggest regret?
>worst memory?
>life goal?
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
>are you fat?
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
>favorite 4chan boards?
>favorite subreddits?
>favorite website?
>favorite historical person?
>favorite topics/subjects?
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
>what is your opinion on atheism?
>are you happy with your life?
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
>happiest moment of your life?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
>job/school/neet?
>favorite meme?
>are you autistic?
>any cool fact about yourself?
>biggest accomplishment?
>did you enjoy this survey?
>picture
>contact info
>A/S/L
28/M/DC
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Relationship Status
happily married
>Text / Mic / Cam
Mic or Cam as I am trying to overcome my social anxiety
>MBTI Type
ISTJ
>Favorite Music
Indie, Surf, Shoegaze, Rockabilly, Goth, Punk. I like anything from Burger Records.
>Favorite Movies
Grand Budapest Hotel, Sunshine, Moonrise Kingdom. Anything Wes Anderson :/
>Favorite TV Shows
Live:Game of thrones, Marco Polo, 30 Rock, Office, Parks and Rec
Anime: Log Horizon, Samurai Champloo, Bakemonogatari
>Favorite Books
Vonnegut, Sedaris, Poe, Lovecraft
>Favorite Vidya
Half Life Series, Ni No Kuni,
>Interests
going to shows, museum hopping, foodie, walking around with some music. Anime cons
>What boards do you use?
/ck/ /fa/ /fit/ /gif/ /f/ /soc/
>Are you a NEET?
no
>What languages do you speak?
English
>What are you looking for?
looking to better my conversational skills, annunciation, and dialogue structures with someone interesting.
>What are you not looking for?
creeps, meeting up, other sources of contact
>Contact Info
himynameiskevin0
>>23782700
>Half Life Series
Had to make space, just to install ha
>>23781374
Too many lines, comment lost.
Well fuck. I thought there was only a character count.
1/2
>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
26
>mbti
INTP
>location
Montreal, Canada
>birthplace
Monterrey, Mexico
>ethnicity
Latino
>religion
Tao
>believe in god?
Not in a humanoid god
>believe in ayys?
No idea what is that
>favorite hobbies?
Tai Chi, Parkour
>favorite movies/tv/books?
The Fountain, Coraline, Rick & Morty, That 70's Show, Fantasy books
>favorite games?
Red Dead Redemption, The Last of Us
>favorite music
Prog rock, post-rock, trip-hop, IDM, progressive death metal, avant-garde, doom/fok
>favorite color?
Red
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
Support equality
>believe in ghosts?
I believe in residual spiritual energy
>closest to death you've been?
Flipped my car a couple of years ago, also been at gun point 3 times.
>ever been in a car crash?
Yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite color?
Blue
>favorite animal?
Cats
>how often do you fap?
5 times a week
>shower before sex/oral?
Nah
>shower morning or evening?
Evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>how many friends do you have?
LIke 5 really close friends
>if you could have one wish?
I've always wondered what it was like to have a pussy
>favorite memory?
Floating in the middle of the Caribbean sea watching the stars.
>biggest regret?
Cheating on my ex
>worst memory?
Breaking frenulum during sex, oh god the pain and blood
>gender
Male (femboy)
>sexual orientation
Bi / Pan
>relationship status
Single
>age
18
>mbti
ESTJ
>location
Gloucestershire, UK
>ethnicity
White British
>religion
None
>believe in god?
No
>believe in ayys?
No
>favorite hobbies?
Playing guitar, crossdressing
>favorite movies/tv/books?
LOTR + Tolkien's stuff, various Sci-Fi / Fantasy
>favorite games?
Elder Scrolls, Borderlands, Portal
>favorite color?
Black / Pink
>support abortion?
Yes
>believe in ghosts?
No
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes, except if driving slowly round a private place with no traffic
>how often do you fap?
Every day, but only cum once a week or two
>shower before sex/oral?
Mostly, yeah
>shower morning or evening?
Used to be both, but training myself into just mornings
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes... eww if you don't
>how many friends do you have?
Idk about 10 really good friends but a lot more others
>if you could have one wish?
I'd want to be more feminine with a stable relationship
>biggest regret?
No regrets
>are you fat?
Lol nope
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Sometimes drink, never smoked or done drugs
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
A dominant, accepting person who respects boundaries and isn't clingy or pushy
>what is your opinion on atheism?
I am an atheist... Just don't be a dick about it making the rest of us look like assholes.
>are you happy with your life?
Yes, generally
>how long have you been on 4chan?
A few years
>job/school/neet?
School, 6th form
>contact info
Had to cut out some stuff
>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single forever
>age
19
>mbti
INTP
>location
American South. Not by choice
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Agnostic/atheist raised Christian
>believe in god?
Not the judeo-christian god but I like the mythology behind him
>believe in ayys?
Statistically there have to be ayys
>favorite hobbies?
Whatever weird shit I'm into this week. Comics/vidya/bad old movies, ppst-modern books, european medieval warfare and weaponry, geology for starters
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Crime movies, Archer and American Dad, Vonnegut and Dostoëvsky as starters
>favorite games?
Dark Souls 3 right now
>favorite color?
Orange
>believe in ghosts?
Not really
>closest to death you've been?
Family almost hit by a semi truck when I was 8-9
>ever been in a car crash?
Nope
>favorite animal?
Dogs
>how often do you fap?
Daily
>shower before sex/oral?
Preferably
>shower morning or evening?
Pourquoi pas les deux?
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes, but I try not to piss on my hands
>how many friends do you have?
1 real good friend
>if you could have one wish?
Be good at some form of art
>favorite/worst memory?
I don't really have either, I pretty much just forget shit a week after it happens.
>life goal?
To figure out my life goal. Clever, I know
>are you fat?
Nope. 6'0 150 lb skelton man
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Nope, but I'm not straight edge against it
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Mostly just looking for a cool person, I believe that your partner should be your best friend
>favorite 4chan boards?
/v/, /co/, /int/, /k/occasionally,/r9k/ for laughs
>what is your opinion on atheism?
People can believe whatever they want. Just don't try to sell it to me.
>are you happy with your life?
More or less
Damn I'm still gonna have to cut this into pieces
>>23783251
>>23783251
2/2
>life goal?
Music composer for films or video games
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
People
>are you fat?
No
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Sidewalk grass
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Oxytocin
>favorite 4chan boards?
/b/, /soc/
>favorite subreddits?
I don't go to reddit
>favorite website?
Youtube
>favorite historical person?
Vincent Van Gogh
>favorite topics/subjects?
Fine arts, animation, sound design, film production, music composition, philosophy
>job/school/neet?
Sound designer for films, quality analyst for video games
>favorite meme?
Milhouse
>are you autistic?
I don't think so
>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm chill af
>biggest accomplishment?
Being the only Foley Artist/recordist for a pretty big Hollywood film.
>did you enjoy this survey?
Meh
>picture
Yes, from a couple of years ago
>contact info
saul_1928
>>23783325
Cont'd
>job/school/neet?
Neet in between part time jobs right now, should be back at it by the end of the month
>any cool fact about yourself?
I can speak/read passable French
>biggest accomplishment?
Probably graduating highschool, which barely counts, so...
>did you enjoy this survey?
Kinda wish all the dumb facebook crap was cut out (like this question) so it could fit in one field
>picture
Don't have one that's recent. Or looks decent. Trust me, I'm not a 50 year old creep. Pinky promise.
>contact info
kik: isitthisfriday
skype: swaglordyolo420
I've met some decent people from here, so what the hell.
>>23783311
Oops forgot contact info
lexyjreed on kik - chat me!
>Male
>Straight (mostly)
>engaged
>27
>wut?
>South Wales (UK)
>North East (UK)
>White Euro Trash
>Universal Life Church
>In a spiritual sense yes
>Yes, have they been here? Not so sure
>Reading, fapping, vidya gaems, gigs
>Horror Films, Discworld & Nordic Crime novels
>FF & WOW
>The rainbow
>I aggree that it is a right but am saddened that it goes on.
>In raising the standard of living for women to the same as a mans
>too spooky for me
>Nearly drowned
>I've been bumped by a car but thats it.
>Clunk Click, Every Trip
>Grizzly Bear
>2 to 3 times week?
>After, its mostly spontanius and we aint into oral
>Both when the need arises
>Not always, I have a very clean penis
>Real friends I can count on one hand.
>Dolla bill y'all
>All those (not particularly hot) chicks I could have fucked but didnt
>Most of my childhood
>Fuck bitches, get paid.
>Hi/Yo/sup
>Skinny fat
>Verge
>Drink, dont smoke, have dabbled in party drugs but thats it. Would love to 420 but drug tests at work
>What I have only slimmer
>a/b/c/tv/soc/
>I dont lereddit
>forchins
>Margaret Thatcher
>Internet Persona Theory
>Taylor Swift or Till Linderman
>It is what it is.
>I guess so, more than I used to be
>Roundabout
>Couple years
>fulltime employed
>spiderman
>Not so much as I can function, I am awkward though.
>I was very briefly the youngest person to ever be in the cabinet office until the dude behind me walked in (he was 17)
>Losing virginity/visiting downing street
>it was a lot of typing
>>23781374
>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Bisexual
>relationship status
Single
>age
18
>mbti
INFJ
>location
Ohio, USA
>birthplace
Ohio
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Atheist
>believe in god?
Nope
>believe in ayys?
Yes
>favorite hobbies?
Music, Video Game, Movies,
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Movie- Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
TV- The Simpsons
Books- The Hobbit
>favorite games?
TF2, CSGO, Fallout New Vegas, LoZ Majoras Mask
>favorite color?
Green + Black
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
No
>believe in ghosts?
No
>closest to death you've been?
I once drunk and drove, I was blasted
>ever been in a car crash?
Once
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite animal?
Dog
>how often do you fap?
1-2 a day
>shower before sex/oral?
Sometimes
>shower morning or evening?
Evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Sometimes
>how many friends do you have?
Like 1-3 irl and like 4 on the internet
>if you could have one wish?
Another life
>favorite memory?
Graduating high school
(1/2)
>>23783949
>biggest regret?
Not telling him I love him
>worst memory?
Being abused by my mother as a child
>life goal?
IT Job for a big company
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Hey guys (????)
>are you fat?
Sorta
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Lol what
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Sometimes, stopped smoking awhile ago, drink once a month or so
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Love and understanding each other
>favorite 4chan boards?
/v/ /lgbt/ /soc/ /f/
>favorite subreddits?
none
>favorite website?
4chan duh
>favorite historical person?
Hitler
>favorite topics/subjects?
English, History
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Bill Gates
>what is your opinion on atheism?
Support
>are you happy with your life?
no ;-; not yet
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
a roundabout
>happiest moment of your life?
First time having sex
>how long have you been on 4chan?
4 years
>job/school/neet?
fastfood/no/no
>favorite meme?
Desu~
>are you autistic?
probably
>any cool fact about yourself?
Not really ;-;
>biggest accomplishment?
not dying
>did you enjoy this survey?
fuck no
>picture
no i'm ugly
>contact info
[email protected] (ask for skype/steam ) <3
.....
>>23785684
Quality bump there OP
>>23785696
Thanks!
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
"Single"
>age
27
>mbti
ENTJ
>location
Mass, USA
>birthplace
CT
>ethnicity
Woit
>religion
Lack thereof
>believe in god?
Nope
>believe in ayys?
Existence? Yes. Visited? No
>favorite hobbies?
Hiking, shooting, vidya, writing, DnD
>favorite movies/tv/books?
LoTR:Fellowship/Mad Men/Hitch 22 by Christopher Hitchens
>favorite games?
DOOM (original), Dark Souls
>favorite color?
Violet
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
Nope
>believe in ghosts?
Negatory
>closest to death you've been?
H2N2 Influenza A when I was 6 months old
>ever been in a car crash?
Yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite animal?
American crow
>how often do you fap?
Daily
>shower before sex/oral?
if the situation allows
>shower morning or evening?
Usually morning, sometimes both
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Nope
>how many friends do you have?
4 close friends, dozens of 'friends'
>if you could have one wish?
Discipline
>favorite memory?
Moments of bonding with my closest friends
cont...
>>23785790
PART 2
>biggest regret?
>worst memory?
Holding my mother's hand for the last time in hospice
>life goal?
Vindication
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
If I didn't know them and it was not formal "Hello, excuse me" If I do know them and we're friends "Sup, fags?" If I do know them only slightly "Hello, good to see you again"
>are you fat?
Negative
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
"the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road" or "dog shit central"
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Frequently(scotch/gin)/frequently (cigars)/as often as I can (acid)
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Anima, moral courage, loyalty
>favorite 4chan boards?
/k/, /tv/, /vg/
>favorite subreddits?
The_Donald, Cigars
>favorite website?
4chan
>favorite historical person?
Christopher Hitchens (is he considered historical now that he's dead?)
>favorite topics/subjects?
History, physics, politics, human psychology
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Kristy
>what is your opinion on atheism?
Lack of a belief in god, doesn't imply anything else
>are you happy with your life?
Yes
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Rotary
>happiest moment of your life?
When she told me she loved me for the first time
>how long have you been on 4chan?
9 years
>job/school/neet?
corporate america/university/never
>favorite meme?
"If Amy Weinhouse spilled her beverage on herself she would be Amy Wineblouse" etc
>are you autistic?
I do not think so
>any cool fact about yourself?
I have a large scar running down my back from a chemical burn that partially ate my tattoo
>biggest accomplishment?
Getting into university after dropping out of highschool
>did you enjoy this survey?
I got to talk about my favorite subject: me
>picture
Too much info already
>contact info
Skype: PrometheanEra
>>23783328
MILHOUSE ISN'T A MEME
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
I dunno honestly
>relationship status
Painfully single
>age
20
>mbti
That test is a joke
>location
West Virginia, USA
>birthplace
West Virginia (hellhole)
>ethnicity
White af
>religion
None
>believe in ayys
Yep. No earthly visits though.
>fav hobbies
Smoking weed and taking walks
>fav tv
Archer, Rick and Morty, Criminal Minds
>fav games
Warframe, GTA, Rainbow 6 Siege
>fav color
Purple
>support abortion
Yep
>support feminism
Kinda. I just hate the people that feminism attracts sometimes
>believe in ghosts
No
>closest to death I've been
Nearly OD'd on xannies
>seat belts?
In the front seat, always. Other than that it depends.
>how often do I fap?
2-3 times daily
>shower before sex
Virgin alert.
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>how many friends do I have?
Quite a few, though it's hard to tell who is really your friend and who is just a drug buddy
>if I could have one wish
I wanna be mind-bogglingly rich
>fav memory
Teaching my Grandpa how to play Yugioh. He died a month or two later.
>biggest regret
Eating too much as a kid. Maybe if someone would've told me I'd be a fatass when I got older I would've cut back.
>worst memory
a bunch of my football buddies told my crush how I felt about her and had her brutally reject me in front of everyone. I honestly don't think I've recovered.
>life goal
I just wanna be happy, hopefully high
>are you fat
Yeah.
>drink/smoke/drugs
I drink and do drugs. I only smoke when I trip acid.
>what do I look for in a partner
I want someone who's outgoing and wants to be treated as an equal.
>fav boards
/soc/ and /x/
>if I could be with one person, who?
Rhonda Rousey or that cute chick from my exp psych class
>am I happy with my life
I'm happy with my achievements, but I'm empty inside. I have no drive. I yearn for romantic validation. Overall, meh.
>how long have I been on 4chan?
On and off for years
>>23785851
>job/school
I'm looking for a summer job, and I'm close to having a psych degree. I'll have my masters by 25 if I stay on course.
>fav meme
Vaporwave
>am I autistic
No, despite my post I'm actually a totally different person IRL than I am when I bitch on here
>cool fact about me
I've had a loaded Yugo M70 aimed at my head in a seedier part of town. That wasn't fun at all.
>biggest accomplishment
I got a bunch of scholarships so I have no student debt so far.
>did I enjoy this survey
Yeah, I brought up a lot of painful shit though. Sorry guys, I never vent IRL unless I'm drunk/leaned out
>contact info
Kik: dyincrouse
