OLD THREAD: >>28447238
ITT: robots beg for fembots to be their qt gf
Give your stats and what you're looking for then hope a qt adds you on Skype or something
>last thread becomes part /soc/ rate thread and two faggots arguing about cheating
tfw
One of you stupid whores better be my gf. Now.
I'll date anyone who is not fat, not neet, not autistic, at least average, not a manlet and white.
>99.99% of robots do not apply
>>23763412
>white
cunt
Reposting my shit because I joined too late in the other one
>23
>m
>6'
>something in between ottermode and skinny fat (still kind of fatty around the belly, but with clearly defined abs)
>white as fug
>into music, lit, and half assedly learning languages
I have about 3-4 important traits I'm looking for, everything else is negotiable
>can have effortless conversation with
>is into lovey dovey bullshit (preferably /gfd/ too, but not required)
>is pretty heavy into some kind of art
pls repond
19
m
1"10
i play guitar, sing, write music semi profesionaly. I like to read, write, draw, watch movies some anime. No vidya. I'm very introverted. i don't care if you'll ugly or have a shit personality i just want someonefemboti can talk too and be friends with. Also practice my convo skills for IRL. I've never had an internet friend/gf so i'm not sure how well this will work out
>>23763413
Sorry I don't burn coal
>>23763412
Is Italian close enough to white for you?
>post
>get 1 reply
>give them my skype
>be forgotten about
>>28454179
w e w
Me:
>18 years old
>5'7
>115 LBS
>KV
>Diagnosed Sperg, Depressed, slightly Paranoid
>Learning Programming, hope to eventually master it and become a software engineer
>Study History and play vidya (Mostly GSGs) in my free time
>I don't get good grades in school because I can't be bothered to do homework
Her:
>Biological female
>doesn't want to make me a beta orbiter or have me buy shit (i have no money rn anyways)
Skype: oogeneral_ryanoo (made it back when I was 12 pls no judge)
>20
>m
>6'1
>Germany
>decently fit
>dark brown hair, brown eyes
>police officer
>interested in photography, WW2 and music (country, folk, X-Japan)
Looking for nothing in particular, friends is cool too.
My email is [email protected]
my sky is sithashor
i am just looking for people to talk to to help the lonliness
>23
>M
>Still obese
>>23763412
>5'4
Fuck this earth senpai
Life is unfair
>>23763417
Post skin to prove you're "white" enough
ok question for fembots lurking this thread. What type of man are you looking for?
>Me
21
male
Asian (Vietnamese)
Ottermode
5'8"
>You
Born female
Virgin
White, European, or Latina
Not fat and qt face (don't care about body besides fat obviously)
>>23763412
When you consider it, those standards pretty high.
>First knock off all the non-whites
>Then take out all the people under like 5'10" or whatever your "manlet" cutoff line is
>Then remove all the people who are below average WHICH IS LITERALLY HALF OF ALL MEN
>Then get rid of the autists and NEETs
>>23763425
>Vietnamese
Are you qt?
>22/yo panromantic gender fluid demisexual giantkin, preferred pronouns fe/fi/fo/fum, thank you for your consideration.
>I have a B.A. in Genderqueer Studies with a minor in Oppressed Peoples Literature from Wesleyan University '03-'12. I am a Citizen of the World. I went to film camp. I've read Sartre. I've read Thomas Pynchon. I've read Ayn Rand. I've been to Italy. I've been to France. I speak French. I've been to Spain. I've been to South America. I've been to Kenya. I've been to China. I backpacked across Europe. I prefer tea to coffee. I've been to Greece. I love Greek food. I'm a foodie. I'm always on the look out for a great little place to get breakfast. Sometimes I go to Barnes & Noble and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met said that I have a lot of flavor. I love my MacBook. But I also love my MacBook Pro, because it has the word "pro" on it. I drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. The Matrix and Inception were the first movies in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I paint, no big deal. I think conventional painting rules are stodgy, archaic. To bend the spoon you have to realize there is no spoon. Think outside the box. Coexist. Coexist and one more thing. If you don't know the difference "Your" and "You're"... "Your" and "You're". You're a fucking idiot.
>>23763416
>2016
>not burning coal
Get with the times, grandpa.
Well, I got nothing last thread but sure, I'll post it all again
Me
>23
>6'4
>average body
>glasses
>wagecuck
>developing a game in my spare time
You
>anything really, someone to talk to would be nice, I'm just really lonely and have no clue how to interact with people irl
>>23763409
This is utterly pathetic.
t. actual femanon
>>23763428
forgot email [email protected] :^)
>>23763431
Clearly you aren't the target audience, then
>>23763427
Maybe? I'm not gonna post a pic here, but if you have a skype or something I can send to.
>>23763431
how lonely are you i wonder. If you ever get as lonely as us you can call us pathetic. until then shoo
Me:
>20
>male
>white
>5'10
>brown hair & eyes
>McDonald's night worker
>not fat but not particularly skinny
>Brit
You:
>female
>19-25
>white - tan skin preferable, Asian - middle eastern acceptable, dark skin need not apply
>preferably some sorta artsy smartsy type
>>23763434
Give me an email I can message
>>23763436
You sound like a disgusting human being.
Gah. My ovaries are literally becoming barren at the thought of you.
I think I need to leave the thread now.
me:
>19
>6'3"
>not fat but sort of have a belly/gut
>in amerigan military so hair is kind of short
>brown hair
>blue eyes
>glasses
>deep voice
>farmer's tan almost all year long
>kinda awkward but not full-blown robot
>interests include vidya, history, music, and writing
>really into hockey but i don't let sports rule my life
you:
>white preferably
>pale is god-tier
>tallest would have to be around my height but not taller
>shortest probably around 4'9" i guess
>thicc is good but body type doesn't matter as long as you're not fat (bmi over 35%)
>>23763438
>becoming barren
>implying one less roastie being able to breed is a bad thing
>>23763438
a man has his own preferences? how problematic
I will be posting about this great injustice on my tumblr :^)
>18
>m
>5'10"
>skinny
>interested in music, film, and computers
>>23763439
>bmi over 35%
>bmi
>%
what
>>23763438
Forgot to add but I'm not into people with special needs, sorry.
But for real if you just say "I don't like this about you", you get that message out, I learn something about myself, we all walk away happy. So what is it that disgusts you so much?
Fuck it, gonna throw myself out here one last time
>19 M
>6'2
>160lbs
>kinda quiet person, not as bad as the average on here though i think, ive been trying to get better about socializing
>not too interesting though, programming major, waste my free time drinking and playing vidya
>russian, from new england
Looking for:
>girl preferably, but im adventurous
>preferably someone more extroverted than me, but ill talk to anyone
>thats about it, id rather be open and see what works and what doesnt as we go
Kik is chronos7
>>23763443
body mass index, it measures how much fat is on a body in percentage, at least that's how the navy does it, but then again im fucking stupid so i dont really know
>>23763446
No, the body fat is not included in the BMI, my friend. BMI is the result of weight and height calculated together.
>5'10
>230lbs
>body: bear mode
>job full time
>like animu/mango/road racing/hiking/taking long car rides/carnivorous plants
Looking for:
anyone as long as you're qt
>>23763442
>>23763421
Post template?
Mute meme
Me
>24
>white
>born female
>still female
You
>smart
>passionate about something
>okay with me having guy friends
>within an hour's drive of philly or willing to move
Take this shit to soc, extremely cringeworthy how pathetic these guys are
>>23763439
Too bad you are so young. You are my top pick senpai
>>23763447
oh shit aight, i always thought it was different than that for some reason. at least i learned something tonight, senpai
>>23763449
postan templan
>>23763409
I can eat you out real well fembots. Make you cum twice just by using my mouth. You want in on this. Hit me up in the pleasure domes of xanadu.
>>23763412
Im half cuban but that cuban is the rich kind so they're basically Old family Spanish white.
>>23763430
Ill talk to you anon. Im bored too. What's your kik?
>>23763452
i turn 20 in like 2 weeks but i doubt that changes anything ;~;
im sorry to have let you down, senpai
>>23763439
>>23763430
>>23763414
pls post skypes if you wanna talk to a lame virgin brown girl (i promise im decently cute and not a trap)
I'm an autistic tryhard.
>>23763459
Im just getting old. Im turning 27 in june. Where does all the time go?
Don't know if I'll get any takers, but I guess it is worth a try!
Me:
>18
>Overweight
>Plays videogames
>Watches films and anime
>Writes screenplays for money
>Plans on going in to debt by going to college
>SouthEastern united States
>6'3
You:
>18-23
>Reasonable weight, nothing over 300
>Enjoys some creative medium, such as games, movies, or anime
>Had higher than a 2.2 GPA in highschool
Reposting from the last thread, only got one person so far on skype since I didn't add it to my original post =p
TLDR
6'4
Canadian
Hilarious puns
>>23763460
i'll give anything a shot at least once, desu
skype is slothboners
>>23763412
tfw I qualify for all of those but know that you're just a guy shitposting
>>23763409
>25
>5'9, 145lbs
>6/10 babbyface at the right angle, nice blue eyes, nose slightly crooked though. Fairly normal looking
>take care of myself but could be eating healthier and flossing more
>below avg dick but dedicated and can make it happen (had 4/10 gf once)
>great job, proficient with finances and general stability
>play in a band that actually gigs sometimes
>not ill in any real ways, just lot of stress and loneliness
>only fap to traps sometimes
Will date or chat with any fembot that is interested.
>>23763460
I'm the 3rd quoted, mine'szela_pralabut I'm going to bed soon; don't forget about me
>me
>6'2" bear mode
>19m
>basically white half cuban
>can play instruments by ear
>IQ tested at 167
>99.99 percentile master race
>slightly autist but i use to make stupid normies think I'm funny goy
>come from political family
>grandfather was supreme court goy in cuba before Castrofag
>grandfather also minister of public works in cuba
>can eat dat pussy till you come then destroy you with dick
>>23763450
>tfw an hour and a half away from Philly
don't want to type so here's this
oiginalio commento
>tfw almost everyone gets replies but me
fucking kill me already man...
>>23763462
i wish i knew, it feels like it was only a month ago i was graduating from highschool and getting ready for bootcamp. i wish i could go back.
>>23763467
>mfw I missed the brown girl
Welp
>>23763471
I'll join you, in solidarity.
>>23763450
Wow there are others near me
>>23763474
brown girl here, i have a rule that i wont talk to people over 5 years older than me :/ sorry pal
>>23763460
>>23763465
forgot to mention i was first quoted, just to clarify
Well at least you're not picky, maybe you will find her anon :')
Reposting from the last thread,
>20
>M
>5'11"
>Skinny
>white, brown hair, brown eyes, probably ok face
>Cyborg, going to uni but beginning to get more socially detached/awkward
>Not weeb or autistic neckbeard but will watch anime shit with you if you want
You:
>19-23
>F
>Not fat, preferably not stacy as if i could get that
>Not completely bad face, but that's subjective whites and asians desu sorry
>Able to take a joke and mess with each other
>Vidya interest would be cool but mainly want to watch things together and talk a lot
>Not NEET
>Existing
i think the females are out of this thread anyways senpai
me:
>20
>male
>white
>chubby, but I have stocky shoulders so I carry it well
>5' 11"
>nearing completion of associates in cs
>programmer
>usually prefer to stay inside out of preference but I'm not afraid of the sun or anything
>pretty much asexual
you:
>Have a vagina. Don't care about gender.
>Cute. This is mostly just about face. I'm cool with whatever body as long as you aren't a 400lb landwhale.
>Prefer white usually, but I'm cool with anything. I'm pretty picky when it comes to black girls though.
>Like to cuddle and won't get mad if I don't have sex with you.
>>23763450
I'd hesitate to call myself smart, but I was in high gifted stuff in school so I at least had potential to be.
Guy friends are cool as long as you understand that I might feel jealous sometimes and tell you about it.
I'm in Pittsburgh yo. Well, out in Robinson, but close enough to being Pittsburgh.
>>23763464
skype?
>me
>5'9 125lbs
>19f
>brown hair blue eyes
>decent sense of humor
>>23763477
No worries, do your thing
29
f (I was born this way)
white
average weight, average height
usually bored and willing to chat with anyone, even guys just trying to practice chatting to get that qt gf
kik LuckieCharlie
joined last bread late so copy/paste
me:
>m
>21
>fulltime student taking summer jobs
>try to keep up w/ anime seasonally (if there's stuff that looks good/life isn't ramming a rod through my rectum)
>vidya is yes but I am not up to date with consoles
>420 friendly and I'd smoke you out if you lived close
>something I hide from people is that I regularily update a update a Pokemon comic
>muisc is a big thing for me and I'm always looking for recs
>introverted/reclusive/probably mentally ill but I try hard to not let it run my life
>pic related
you
-I like people with similar interests but I'd try to get to know anyone
-would like to be friends/get to know each other before jumping into a relationship or lewd things
>>23763484
Not that I doubt your abilities, but how can you do that when you come on here?
>>23763458
>>23763460
Oh hey, responses!
I don't have a kik, sorry
I'll make one on my lunch break, I'm actually at work currently
>>23763485
Would let impregnate/10
i'm going to bed maybe someone will have shown some interest in the morning i'm>>23763415
email is [email protected]
>>23763409
>I was the last post before archive.
of course
Anyway, pasting from last thread:
not really looking for a gf (not that I'm against it), just people to talk to ;_;
>24
>M
>5'5'' (JFMSU)
>So Cal
>fit (ottermode)
>play some vidya
>work out
>working to save money for college
You
>anyone who feels like chatting about anything. I'm lonely 2bh. I live alone and can't go out cause my car got totaled. Not that I went out much anyway.
Skype: ed.estrada92
>>23763486
How can I do what? Chat with anyone? I guess I try to not be an asshole?
Unless you were referring to something else. In which case, I'm lost.
>>23763485
damn dude, you look like me but with straight sexy hair.
>>23763481
also this is me, forgot to put image lelkek
26
Female
5'8
Like talking to/meeting new people
>>23763491
What are your qualifications to help robots get GFs?
>>23763409
21
m
6'3"
Average?
Stop refreshing already, anon. Nobody is gonna reply.
>>23763494
Oh, yeah, I have zero experience in matchmaking. I only said I'd be willing to chat with people to help them practice talking to women and HOPEFULLY get a qt gf. I make no promises.
>>23763496
Ah, I guess you're right...
>>23763482
Its [email protected] i forgot to include in my original post cause im tired lol
>>23763488
anon flattery will get you nowhere ;w;okay but that's the nicest thing I've heard someone say about me I hope you find like $5 on the ground tomorrow
>>23763500
But I'm a girl ;_;
Are you gay
>>23763458
My kik is: realliferobo
>>23763460
>2nd quote
My Skype is: bizarrecuddle
I won't be very active for the next couple of hours though
>>23763501
nah I'm straight, is there anything wrong with me wishing you find money ;3?
me saying flattery gets you nowhere was a ruse, I actually smiled nd would like to exchange contacts if I could
This is my doggo. He is a cute. Date me now fembots.
>>23763503
Lol we can do this meme if you want. What is your kik/make a kik
>>23763505
u can be my meme kween
kik is dunkydonat
Girlfriend please, thank you.
me:
>20
>m
>5'6
>average? Not skinny but far from fat
>really into movies and TV shows, mostly horror and drama
>9-5 job
>kinda introvert, but I've been called funny a couple of times
you:
>female
>sense of humor is important
>like to talk about your day and stuff
>implying any of you losers know how to please a girl
>implying any of you losers know wont just let her dominate you
lol have fun having her leave you for tyrone retard
>tfw no one here is 30+;_;
>>23763504
done deal. post skype
>>23763504
you'd have a lot of success doing this on tinder
>>23763412
what do you consider a manlet?
Anyone wanna just be friends? All I have is a kik :(
Also I'm a 24/m
>>23763514
Kik is spongelad :(
any qts in wellington? Its mushroom season lets go hunting
me
>22
>f
>5'9
>average
>eurasian
>glasses
>business management uni student
>makes music
>more than willing to be main financial provider
you
>a good person
>responsible
>mature (can talk about things other than video games)
>enjoys hiking, nature trails, rambling, etc.When I mean 'responsible', I like to imagine I won't go to work in the morning and come back 9 hours later to find you sitting in the same spot and playing Dota 2 with packets of crisps and empty bottles of fizzy juice strewn all over the place. I'd be happier living with someone capable of looking after a dog and a house whilst I'm working.
>>23763517
What if we both work?
>>23763517
That sounds like you're actually expecting to find an actual fucking husband or boyfriend through /r9k/...
23 f here just love me
>soc threads on r9k have degenerated from subtle threads to get femanon contact info to literal begging
when will they learn
>>23763517
>do you want me to cuck you?
no bitch
>>23763520
contact info dummy
>>23763517
21f also interracial
we can have the most interracial babies ever
why would you want a fembot gf?
they are so gross
>>23763517
me
>22
>m
>5'11
>average
>canadian
>glasses
>business at uni
>mostly read and browse
>financially independent and well off
>pic related
Used to Dota 2 but I quit does that count.
>>23763517
Hello, >>23763481 here. You sound pretty cool. I'm cool with slow-paced outdoor stuff, but not sports or anything like that. Would that be a problem?
>>23763517
I make 90k a year in socal, come live with me and we can get married.
>>23763517
Kek I would happily don the House Husband crown so long as the girl wouldn't cuck me.
That shit would be awesome. Would you be okay with a survivalist boyfriend/husband?
>>23763521
At least this way we can quarantine these threads and have less "fembot" threads on the front page.
>>23763520
You need to tell us a little about yourself and your location sweetheart.
>>23763521
/soc/ is more autistic than /r9k/ people there remind me of drunk men who walk down the street asking if they can see tits
>>23763511
You just want my doggo, you don't really love me ;-;
>>23763526
Hearthstone? Disgustingpost skype
me
>25
>male
>6'3"
>Skinny
>White
>Glasses, when drafting
>Architect
>Play music, write, read in free time
you
>preferably white
>not a cow
>not a whore
>
>>23763517
You seem nice. We could talk?
>>23763517
Will you be my mommy and tell me how proud you are of me? I'll be a good boy I promise!!
>>23763523
r-right.
[email protected]
>>23763536
post stats, femanon. who am I emailing?
>>23763512
You would think so but no, it hasn't worked at all.
>>23763450
I'm really passionate about gamedev, but I suck at it. Does that count?
I'm actually genuinely curious what grills think about dudes who are into gamedev. To all the girls I've told that that's what I do in my spare time, I never once got a "Oh wow, cool!" But I get it all the time when I say I play guitar. I'm fucking 24, EVERYONE my age can play the guitar, christ.
Alternatively, most dudes I tell are interested to some extent, like they'll follow up with one or two more questions at least.
>>23763529
If you showered and we got along, yes.
>>23763527
Not at all. I'm just looking for someone I can get along with who is an honest and good person. It's just a bonus if we have interests in common.
>>23763524
I'm interested in making female friends. Maybe we'll get along?post skype
Be my gf pls, you are cute, funny, and fun. I think we can really take care of each other well, have accepted our past, are stronger as a result. We can let go and live in comfort now. There's a deeper understanding of one another here.
pls respond
>>23763533
officersnail
>6'4
>Not too bad looking
>Lift my feels away so have nice body
>8" dick
>tfw failed normie
Wtb
>cute skinny girl to share feels
>>23763540
That sounds good to me. You live anywhere near PA in the US?my skype is memeydreamy, anyone else here can feel free to add me too just tell me about yourself so I know who is who
me
>21
>male
>skinny
>5'6-5'7
>white
>long hair/bun
>aspiring writer and filmmaker
>heavily interested in politics and geopolitics, history and warfare
>semi dependent on weed, former cigarette smoker, occasional beerer
>quite the comedian
you
>female
>at least 17
>max of 5'10
>not a whale
>rational and logical
>nihilistic or at least pessimistic
>realist
>a sense of humour
>easy-going
>>23763540
>If you showered
Done. Are you American?
>m
>22
>5'6"
>interracial(black/Asian)
>college dropout
>professional artist
>athletic
>east coast usa
Looking for at that will speak to mein any loving capacity from plutonic to intimate.
>I'm not shit in social situations, but I'm far from normie
Male
22
Works
Owns a house and lives alone
Cute doggo and kitty
Loves vidya
Must enjoy cuddles, be decent looking and enjoy doing nothing together. I will financially support you in turn.
Too bad I am Australia ;-; pls kil
>>23763548
Oh also I am 5'9" and 65kg
>tfw post your stats in this thread
>tfw no (you)'s
>tfw no fembot gf
It's >>23763517, my Skype ID is 'Dytopial'
>>23763547
Also Kik and Skype: enpizzle, if anyone is interested, I'm also looking for friends, preferably (but not limited to) nihilistic/pessimistic and in the area
>traps also welcome
>>23763550
originauuu
Twenty-something
Male
Average weight and height
Asian (Korean)
Doing my masters in September. Doing light preparation for schoolwork and my thesis project in the meanwhile.
Open-minded (ie, you don't filter information according to your preconceived beliefs; you're open to trying new things). I find you attractive. Wants children.
>>23763450
>tfw I live in philly and tutored physics in college
>>23763551
Look at that gut boy o boy
me
>19
>male
>skinny
>6'5
>white (Australian)
>Short brown hair + brown eyes.
>Studying EE
you
>female
>not fat
send skype to [email protected]
>>23763556
How about you post a picture of yourself since you are obviously so good looking. You are a dick.
>>23763556
Ain't no gut there, you might be confusing it for your own.
>>8451696
Please talk to me, I like cartoons too, please
>>23763560
I meant >>28451696 sorry
>>23763558
K sweetie
Guarantee you won't respond now :^)
>>23763562
>>>/soc/23748600
>>23763551
I'm a Manley, but in athletic and self employed, would you mind if I added you?
>>23763562
Holler at me when you take care of that acne and ingrown hairs.
>>23763563
Still buying :^)
Begging for a woman isn't a great way to start a relationship.
They don't want some beta bitch who begs just to get e-pussy. It turns a woman off, usually anyway. Maybe there are some aberrations on /r9k/ though.
Any cute fembots want to chat, hit me up with contact info. And I mean cute by my standards, not your fucked up standards where one stretch mark means you're a fatty or some retarded shit.
sure why not. i wouldnt say im begging though.
>5'10"
>200lb, fat
>work in IT
>work on the side as self employed game dev
>beard is actually gone but on its way back, 1/4th the way
>depressed and low self esteem so watch out for that
>both of those two things just lead to a morbid sense of humor, at worst
come and get it, ladies, im single and ready to fucking kill myself. [vomits up blood]
original comment do not stealskype: kdegrose
>>23763414
Could be lmao
>>23763424
None, but its interesting to read
>>23763480
INTREDASTING LMAO.
>>23763569
Thanks famalamafamily
>>23763510
32 here
sithashor on skype
get at me
>>23763568
Cute picture :^D
>>23763568
hit the gym asshole
You have potential
Not a girl btw
>email fembot from previous thread
>she replies, wants to chat outside of email, doesn't suggest anything
>never replies again
???
so who has actually gotten a gf from here
>>23763412
I habe my own apartment
>never had anything close to a relationship
>6'
>140lbs
>Pretty tan after being on my bike alot
>slightly above average face and dick
>tfw .01%
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND
GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND
REE
REE
REE
One of my friends dated a dude from /r9k/ who arranged to meet up with her at some anime con. He was literally the most autistic faggot I have ever come across
Me:
>18
>Male
>5'7"
>Overweight
>Decent personality
>Passionate
>Clean
>Funny (so I've been told)
>Love video games/music
>and various other things that you'll learn if you come to know me
You:
>+-1-2 years of my age
>pale
>short hair or long dark hair
>gothic fashion (not necessity)
>not terribly overweight (I'm reasonable)
>passionate
>creative
>artistic
>loves to talk
>enjoys video games/anime
Well no one will respond to this, but hey it's worth some sort of shot ay?
i just want my danish single mom to notice me
dont make me beg, please
>>23763580
What? The fuck does that even mean. (Amazingly that's not original)
Age : 20
Height : 5'10
Sex : yes pls; jk male
Hobbies: outdoors, vidya, movies, swimming and guns desu
Weight: one sitty
neet: no
uni/school?: kek skilled laborer decent money, wanna be a builder or own a store and sell materials plus contract work.
Virgin: Very and kissless.
Ethnicity:Hispanic but not really Mexican looking can blend in with the white folk
Dark brown hair and eyes
What I want:
Under 7'0
Not heavier then me, but if not so round we can exercise together and stuff over Skype or something ??
Age between: 18-25
Race: idc tbqhwysemail [email protected]
>>23763582also looking for steam friends not poirfag, have money to buy games you play, I work a lot sometimes though and go Inna woods at times at random.
>>23763412
Define manlet status
me:
19
M
5' 11
brown
slim
studying physics
slightly introverted
love travelling, gym, reading, gaming
on and off with anime but would get more into it if she was
Kinda learning Japanese but not a weaboo (took it as an elective this semester and probably will again next semester)
Her:
not: fat, suicidal, a stoner
>>23763573
lemme just get over this crippling discipline problem first
anyone want a slav boyfriend, only i'm about 5/10 though.
I'm really not special, I just want to have a girl I can cuddle and shower with affection and treat like a princess. I really just feel lonely.
JUST GIVE ME A GF PLEASE ;-;
I'm a chubby tall redhead 21yo from Cali. Just like romantic aspects of relationships, wont have sex with ANYONE. Will cuddle, kiss, all that but will never be penetrated.
Likes anime, western cartoons, baking, dressup games, video games.
>>23763590
Huh I guess there's a counter part for everyone. I'm almost you, but I'm on the east coast.
>>23763590
Were you raped?
>>23763590
Wil, you love a slav?
Me:
>24
>M
>asian
>5' 8"
>125 lbs.
>Cali
Her:
>white or asian
>at least somewhat cute
>whatever
>>23763593
Idunno maybe. Depends if they have a good personality, smart, funny and kind.
>>23763595
Well im friendly, reliable, honest.
But im boring
>>23763596
Its okay, Anon.
I am sort of boring too. Cones from being a NEET. Contacts?
>>23763597
I forgot to mention i don't even live in America. I am a lonely Slav in the land down under.
I am so horny right now, like you wouldn't even believe how wet I am. My mom threw away my dildo when she found it, so my pussy feels empty when I masturbate now. I could take a whole room of robot cocks, I don't even care, I just really need some in me. :(
>>23763598
Online husbando is fine. It's probably better because I'll never have to worry about you potentially wanting sex.
>>23763599
Long shot, but location?
>>23763598
cucked himself keked
>>23763600
I am grilling at the moment, but email me.
[email protected]
>>23763601
Pretending a bait is real, being this pathetic.
>>23763409
24/f/NY
>good hygiene, cologne us a must
>neet is preferable, must like anime, or at least video games
>weight isn't a concern, he has to hold it well and take pride in his appearance
>not emotionally unstable, good relationship with his parent/parents if possible
>I'm being fickle here, but absolutely not white. Perferably latino, asian, black
>>23763603
>tfw i got rused
Looking for a bf
I'm really boring though. I'm short and skinny. that's about it. Also a casual at vidya. I do nothing but work and spend my time in my apartment.
L-leave skype if interested.
>>23763607
>come and see.jpg
Have you even watched that movie.
>>23763607
Kharbyr. Feel free to add me.
>>23763607
cryos_inimicus is my skype. I don't care if you're boring as long as you respond.
plsgf bloxxx
>>23763608
Yes, I have. I like Klimov. Agoniya is really good, think they're two of his best.
>>23763609
>>23763610
W-what about you guys? I know I'm going to get screamed at for being a roastie or whatever. That happens when I add robots. Can you tell me why we'd even be good together when I'm a piece of shit?
I don't think I should add just to talk and have male companionship.
>>23763612
Because you haven't given any inclination of being a roastie or a piece of shit. I'm looking for a girl to talk to and I think you're probably not even boring as you think.
>>23763613
No, I'm boring, anon.
Pls don't flatter me, that's just showing you don't know me.
This is what I mean. I want normal guys to talk to, not ones that will worship me just because I have a vagina.
This was a mistake.
How do I delete posts?
In every dictionary in the world, next to the term rock bottom there should be a link to this thread.
>>23763614
I'm actually just approaching you neutrally. You can't really judge someone based on 2 posts.
>>23763616
>You can't really judge someone based on 2 posts.
You just did tho
How do I delete?
>>23763617
How did I? I just said I wanted to talk to you to see if I do like you.
>>23763618
You started saying that I'm not boring and stuff when you don't even know me. Just trying to make me feel good so I talk to you.
I'm going.
Sorry, /r9k/. This was a mistake. I will go back to just lurking.
I got bamboozled and I'm looking for a gf again.
>slav
>5ft11
I wouldn't mind someone who enjoys WW2 movies but that's not completely necessary. I also used to collect WW2 memorabilia so i was quite into the history side.
Also must be friendly and calm.
>6', 150lbs
>white blue eyes blond
>slight English accent
>weeb, history, military history
>some video games
>in shape
>shy
>vegetarian
looking for a cute online gf please
be cute to me on skype chat
>>23763619
Wow!! He tried to give you a compliment to make you feel a little better about yourself? That pig truly only cares about one thing!
>>23763619
shut the fuck up and go away you wont be missed whore
>>23763621
>be cute to me on skype
You wonder why girls are repulsed by you?
>>23763622
Nah just leave her alone. It's possibly just bait.
>>23763623
>>23763622
And you guys wonder why women don't want robots.
This is just pure bitterness.
>>23763624
no, can you explain it to me?
I'm not convinced they are really
>>23763626
more bitches in the ocean so fuck that whiny whore
>>23763624
>>23763627
ive had that kind of relationship before so I dont think you're onto anything
she was cute too
>>23763626
Not really. It's not like there was any justification for her not being interested when she was the one who posted looking for bf in the first place. It highlights how socially inept some robots are when they perceive light hearted compliments as purely self serving.
>>23763607
Can I come live with you? I'll do all the housework and such.
>>23763627
You're setting up standards for a girl before she's even met you and decided if she has liked you or not. Why would I want to talk to a guy who demands I act a certain way to him?
>>23763631
dont bother she's a complete fucking twat
>>23763632
you're dumb, it's just a standard just like if I had a real life gf it couldn't be someone who physically repulsed me
everyone else is leaving standards from race to how much they weigh, and I can't even mention that I want them to be nice to me?
>>23763612
I'm nothing special either, so you being boring works for me.
>>23763632
why not
hes not demanding
he just made it clear what he wishes, how can you vagina owner claim you want a go getter when you shame ppl for doing it
oh wait you dont care about anything but money and being handsome
fuck off whore
>>23763636
He specifically said
>be cute to me
I'm not interested in fulfilling some autistic beta males waifu fantasy
>>23763637
wow
you're definitely not who I was looking for, consider yourself rejected
>>23763637
Wow, this whole time you were a woman. No wonder you're a complete fucking cunt.
>>23763638
and "fembots" say the men on here are bitter and jackasses.
wouldn't be surprised if they were conversing with other females the entire time.
so am I getting a gf or not?
feel like I deserve one after going through all that
>>23763641
you'll probably get rused, i mean why would they want us anyway when they can get chads from the other boards?
This thread is so depressing and I'm a fucking 22 year old virgin. You guys need help.
Me:
Faggot whos to lazy to format or green text.
Probably autistic.
Boring.
Wears glasses.
Not fat, yet.
25 years old.
Doing shit with my life.
Light brown skin.
Anti social but super social once you initiate convo.
Likes puppers and kitters.
Causal gaymer.
You:
No kids! I'm not raising your mistakes!
Not be fat.
If you're a dude, at least be cute as fuck and border line look like a chick.
In return i will give and share everything I got except for my money and my expensive possessions.
Kik me and give me a chance to make you moist @ anon4you2015
Everyone in this thread will get a girlfriend if you take my words with seriousness.
>>23763637
>>23763614
holy shit ladies. two in a row.
way to judge a person because they worded something that can be easily misconstrued via lack of tone.
re-evaluate your own lives before trying this shit again. youre not the hot shit you think you are, and im 99% sure acting like picky cunts who sperg out from over-analyzing what a guy said isn't going to pull in chad.
>>23763645
Who invited this faggot?
>>23763642
my friend got a gf from /r9k/
they eventually had a hard and sad breakup, but for like a year it looked great
>>23763607
No Skype yet, gotta earn it. Kik me @ anon4you2015 just so I can get a feel for you unless you've been scared away
>>23763448
>he thinks bear mode is just skinnyfat with more fat
>>23763448
OMG is your Nike hat matching your nike shirt??
GF stands for Gym Friend, right?
because i'd love a robot to lift with
>>23763643
I'm literally going to fucking kill kyself, all my life has been bad luck, I'm not even ugly senpai I'm just really autistic because of fucked up shit, I can't even make friends on steam, everybody fucking hated me my boss is about to fire me because the pain in my back is too much and I've gone to the doctor a few days, the the shrink won't treat me because my health care has a tear long waiting list. And it's 4 30 am and I have 60 codeines I'm reading this thread and I'm seething with regret and pain because I know none of us will ever find happiness only more pain, why has God forgotten us.
>>23763652
>because i'd love a robot to lift with
Same. Location?
>>23763653
Kik me brah, let's conversate
@ anon4you2015
>>23763654
brisbane, australia
>let's inflate female egos even more
the thread
Absolutely pathetic, my dudes.
>>23763637
show me one person who doesnt want a girl to be cute to him
>>23763658
this is 100% true
oregano
>no girls in New Zealand
Sad thing
>>23763660
try hawaii m8
>>23763660
>"subtle" way of asking if there are any NZ fembots itt
Yes there are lots of fembots from New Zealand. don't be such a faggot next time and just ask plainly
>>23763657
quads don't lie, famalama.
Make /r9k/ great again, vote TRUMP.
>Robot's have no gender.
>no gender.
nagasaki's too busy with his experimental boards, we need a real man to save this shit hole.
>>23763448
>>23763650
literally this gggg
