Movie thread?
Cast anons into roles.
These threads are always good
>>23755033
Guy who eats in the background in a McDonald's documentary
>>23755063
star of a snuff film
>>23755033
Janitor on a soap opera
>>23755033
Something dealing with college campuses.
>>23755063
Horror flick. Whatever role.
>>23755033
the best guy friend of the female lead of a rom com. you get cucked at first but get the girl in the end
>>23755063
a mute soothe-sayer in a high fantasy film
>>23755372
action movie lead
>>23755420
kek, I have hard time seeing myself in that role.
Druggie, stoner maybe?
>>23755033
either reluctant action hero or initial good guy who makes a return in the sequel as a villain
>>23755063
Raven from Teen Titans
>>23755372
Russian henchmen
>>23755420
Romantic love interest who works at a bookstore and is in her own indie film
>>23755063
A zombie
>>23755372
The swede who watches his 9 year old daughter date a 34 year old syrian.
>>23755420
Lounge singer in a Indiana Jones movie
>>23755472
The sideways movie star
>>23755606
The Americanized son of an Arab who tries to stop his older brother from joining ISIS.
Anon produced Karate Kid reboot
>>23755606 is the new Daniel-san who battles >>23755372 for the heart of >>23755420
only to find out that she's actually in love with >>23755063
My horror movie starring you guys
You are all the typical young and good looking "friend group" trope that occurs in all slasher films.
>>23755033
is the nice guy
>>23755063
the quiet girl
>>23755372
the handsome alpha male
>>23755420
the sexy alpha female
>>23755472
token minority friend
...
You all are at the beach house on summer vacation, having a grand old time. Skinny dipping in the lake, drinking heavily, smoking weed, and >>23755420 and >>23755372
are the stereotypical banging couple the whole time. Everyone is having a good time, except >>23755063 who is the more "artsy" type who is too good for that debauchery, so she sits off to the side reading a book.
Anyway, night falls everyone decides to start a bonfire. The drinking continues, and >>23755472 has to go have a whiz. As he makes his way back to the house, he feels paranoid, like someone is following him. He turns around...but no one is there. He keeps going until he reaches the door, and as he is about to open the door, a sharp blade penetrates his torso from behind. He pulls away, panicking, and tries to run. However, the blood loss overtakes him, and he falls weakly to the ground. He rolls to his back and watches helplessly as the murderer stabs him in the face over and over, until his face is mincemeat. He dies quietly.
>>23755472
Director in a drama film about this project that didn't fly so good.
>>23755606
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M NOT SWEDISH
Weeping P*rtoguese peasant in a film about failings of modern Portuguese state.
(^:
>>23755621
Recluse in some very stereotypical movie about God knows what.
>>23755626
w e w
>>23755627
M I N C E M E A T
>>23755033
The nice guy jock
>>23755063
The hippie/ cool stoner chick that tries to commune with aliens.
>>23755372
The busy-body dude, occasionally helps the protagonist but only out of boredom.
>>23755420
Quirky girlfriend of the protagonist.
>>23755472
You're the guy out of battle royal that hacks the computer
>>23755606
The best friend of the protagonist.
>>23755621
The racer dude, eventually kills the killer. Not on purpose though.
>>23755627
The director/ puppeteer that uses subliminal messages to trick everyone into letting him steal from the bank.
>>23755627
Part 2
....
Meanwhile, the rest of the crew is stupidly unaware of what happened to their asian, and are still partying and being crazy. >>23755033
tries to hit on >>23755063, but to no avail. Before long, everyone is pretty tired af and decides to go back to the house.
As a group, they all head back down the beach to the house, giggling and being obnoxious of course. That is, until they see the giant spot of blood in the sand, illuminated by the moonlight (but no body).
"what the fuck is that!' says >>23755420
in a scared voice. "omg its blood!"
"well hang on a minute, let's not jump to conclusions. It could be anything" mansplains >>23755372. he investigates the blood spot.
"its probably just a dead animal's blood" says >>23755033. "let's not worry about it too much"
"hey guys, whatever happened to asian?" says >>23755063.
"he's probably passed out inside" reassures >>23755372. "come on, lets get inside and go to bed". he winks at >>23755420 because he about to pound that pussy.
The group leaves the bloodstain and goes inside the house. Everyone goes to their own rooms, except >>23755372 and >>23755420. they distractedly make out and dry hump in the dark of the room and he picks her up and throws her on the bed. She hits something hard that is under the covers. "what the fuck is that!" >>23755420 exclaims.
"what are you talking about" says >>23755372
. he is eager to get to plowing.
"no wait, turn on the light!" insists >>23755420. After he turns on the light, she pulls back the blankets to discover the horrific sight of >>23755472 's body, bloodied and mutiliated in their bed. His face is obliterated and his abdomen was slit open, entrails pulled out on to the bed.
>>23755665
That one dude who decided to split groups in a horror movie
>>23755683
Keep going.
>>23755683
this is gr8
i'm also like the opposite of a sexy alpha female so this fun
>>23755621
The argentine that tries to stop the cops from stopping his human trafficking buisness.
>>23755626
Ni Hao
>>23755644
t.swede We Wuz Ragnar and fierce fighters.
Potugual is king of all meme's and world iberia will be new super power 2030
>>23755683
Part 3
....
>>23755420
shrieks with the intensity of a train whistle and runs the fuck out of the room. >>23755372
stands there staring at the body in shock.
As >>23755420 rounds the corner, she runs into >>23755063. ">>23755472 is dead!!! We have to call the police and get out of here!" screams >>23755420.
"oh my, yes of course we must" says >>23755063. "lets hide in the shed out back" she says.
>>23755420 follows >>23755063 out to the shed. Once inside, >>23755063 turns around and faces >>23755420 with a creepy smile on her face.
"now its your turn to die" says >>23755063, grabbing a rake from the wall next to her.
"b-but >>23755063, quit messing around, it's not funny!" stutters >>23755420, eyes wide and fearful.
"oh, but i'm not joking around!" says >>23755063 as she spears the forks of the rake through >>23755420 's eyeballs and nose and mouth.
>>23755715
Part 3
....
Meanwhile, >>23755372 is still standing in the bedroom staring at the poor asian's body. >>23755033, hearing the screams, runs into the room and sees the body.
"holy shit" he exclaims. "what the fuck happened >>23755372 ?"
"I-I don't know" stutters >>23755372, eyes glazed over in shock.
"where's >>23755420 and >>23755063? we need to get them out of here! call the police!" says >>23755033.
">>23755420 ran the fuck out, idk where she went. and I can't find my phone" said >>23755372.
"fuck i can't find mine either. whatever let's go find the girls" says >>23755033.
Suddenly, the hardy boys hear a loud scream coming from outside.
They rush out and find >>23755063 sobbing hysterically.
">>23755420 is dead! I went into the shed for some reason and found her body!" >>23755063
cries.
>>23755033 and >>23755372 rush into the shed and see >>23755420 with a rake impaled in her face.
"nooooooooo! >>23755420 !!!!!" cries out >>23755372. He is devastated to find his bang maid dead.
"what the fuck is going on here!" screams >>23755033.
As they stand there staring at >>23755420's body, they do not hear the sound of >>23755063 and her twin brother >>23755606
who escaped from the mental asylum sneak up behind them.
With heavy objects, >>23755606 and >>23755063 knock out >>23755033 and >>23755372 unconscious.
/soc/
>>23755715
Oh shit. I'm so evil
>>23755758
It's n-not like the lead Chad won't make it, r-right?
>>23755665
Best friend of main male character
>>23755621
Smart nerd who in NASA central
>>23755606
Mean hipster
>>23755472
Policeman
>>23755420
>>23755372
Couple in some romantic movie
>>23755063
Ghost of murdered teen
>>23755033
Innocent prisoner who have brilliant plan of escape
>>23755825
Firgot pic :/
>>23755758
Part 4
....
A short time later, the guys wake up and find themselves tied to chairs. >>23755063
and >>23755606 stare at them, smiling creepily. "good morning" >>23755063 says. "ready to die y'all?"
"NO! Why are you doing this to us!" pleads >>23755372.
"Because I HATE YOU FAGGOTS! FUCKING PLEBS! NORMIE SCUM!" screams >>23755063, spit flying out of her mouth passionately.
"beta manlets" >>23755606 adds quietly.
>>23755063 turns around and picks up something on the table behind her. It's a chainsaw. She starts it up in one try.
">>23755372, you're the Chad-est one of all, so I think I'm going to kill you right now" says >>23755063 with a smile.
"nooo! nooo!" screams >>23755372.
>>23755063 comes closer with the chainsaw and closer, and first cuts off >>23755372's hand. blood spurts out of his new stump as he screams horrifically. Next, she cuts off his whole leg at the thigh. It's not cutting very sharply, so muscle and tissue jaggedly rip and tear, and it takes her quite a few moments to get through the leg. >>23755372 screams in agonizing pain.
"this is too hard" says >>23755063. She hands over the chainsaw to her brother >>23755606. He decides to get fancy with it, and starting at the top of >>23755372 's head, he cuts vertically down the length of his body until 2 perfectly symmetrical halves (minus the missing limbs) are formed. >>23755372 has stopped screaming. That is because he is dead.
>>23755836
Did he died?
>>23755836
Tfw no happy end :(
>>23755836
Part 5. Finale
....
>>23755033 is the last one. He is scared shitless.
"how should we kill him" >>23755606 asks his sister eagerly.
"hmmm" says >>23755063, looking around. "Aha!" she says, picking up a canister of gasoline.
"no" says >>23755033 "no no no no no"
"yes yes yes yes yes" says >>23755063 mocking her former friend.
She pours the gasoline directly over his head, shaking it so it drips all over his body.
"please don't do this" cries >>23755033. "I always loved you!"
"fuck off faggot" says >>23755063."do you have a light?" she says, as she pulls out a cigarette.
Her twin brother pulls out a lighter, and lights her cigarette in romantic fashion. She takes a long drag, closing her eyes.
"alright, i've had enough of that" she says, pulling the cigarette out of her mouth. In one motion, she expertly flicks the cigarette onto >>23755033, who immediately erupts in flames.
>>23755033 screams and screams as his flesh burns and boils in the flame. he thrashes his body side to side, but cannot get loose of his ties. the rope finally burns enough to free him, and he flops to the ground. unfortunately, it was too late, and he screams weakly as he dies on the ground. meanwhile ,the shed has caught fire.
"lets get out of here" says >>23755063. She and >>23755606 open the door to the shed and walk out into the sunlight.
Almost immediately, they are both shot in the face by >>23755621. He saw the whole thing.
THE END.
>>23755846
he ded ;(
>>23755878
rip in peice guys
>>23755879
hope you all enjoyed my tale of terror and redemption.
Now cast me in a role
>>23755825
>>23755830
Girl in a Russian comedy.
>>23755896
>mfw you bothered to write this out
Now I have confirmed that women indeed can have autism. (^:
Anyways, pirate. In a film about Turkish aeroplane design firm going bankrupt and resorting to piracy off the coast of Balearic isles.
>>23755896
You're going to make it quite far but die in a slasher flick
>captcha
>select streetsigns
But there are no fucking street signs.
>>23755922
Succubus.
>>23755911
YOU DARE CALL MY ART AUTISM?11/2!!!!?!
>>23755922
i am the slasher
>>23755930
>Art
>>23755896
Well played. You'd be the affable girlfriend of who was thought to be the main character, but ends up killing big bad and being the lone survivor.
M?
>>23755930
>elaborate shitposts are art now
Pls.
>>23755922
You play the weird homely girl in the sorority who nobody really likes and you get murdered second in the slasher flick
>>23755896
I love it you're wonderful.
You're the protag of a gritty, slightly exploitative B action movie. You start off a damsel in distress but by the end you're ruthless and dangerous to anyone who crosses your path.
>>23755971
yay!
>>23755961
fug off chad normie scum beta manlet fag who dies by chainsaw
>>23755948
sweet.
>m?
wut
>>23755936
yes, ART retard can you not read you stupid stupid idiot fag retard idiot
>>23755879
Tfw died from Argentina
>>23755896
Potuguese woman that ends up marring the spaniard that lives in Lisbon then moves back to spain to live under glorious Franco.
>>23755978
Does your name start with M?
>>23756061
nope
>>23755978
>Chad
>manlet
Pick one. I'm obviously the former. ;^)
>>23755978
Hey don't blame me for your shit writing then calling it art
>>23756114
You're just mad you didn't think of such an action-packed grand tale of adventure, romance, and tragedy, with bits of comic relief to balance out the heaviness.
>>23756111
i suppose trips don't lie ugh
>>23756169
Well, I'm a Chad, according to you, so I'm right by default because I'm not autistic, so I can freely shed my truths upon all the autismal non-truth speaking kuks.
(^:
Now delet this post
>>23756230
no
>>23756322
I have flawless logic on my side. Fight me IRL fag.
>>23756387
meet me behind the school at 3:00 tomorrow. be there or be square. prepare to get your ass kicked
>>23756425
>the school
But I live in middle of a forest. There are no schools here. Silly autist. Oh, you're referring to "THE school". Pls explain your occult knowledge.
>>23756459
oh right.
that's because i'm gonna
"school" you
AYOOO
>>23756467
>implying you know anything
id wrek u though
>>23756474
>id wrek u
you wish ;^D
>>23756562
>implying
Why so tsundere? :^(
>>23756572
>>23756588
W-what a-are you implying. F-fag.
Yer all in this together..!
>>23755033
Thought to be gay friend, who actually has super strong feelings for female lead.
>>23755063
Main character runs into you on a bad day. You foretell of a really bad occurrence, that doesn't come true until the end in a funny way.
>>23755372
Main character's love interest. Everyone hates you, catching you at accidental 'douchey' points. But you're actually a down to earth guy.
>>23755420
Main character. A clumsy, if driven, girl. (This is totally slice of life.) Big city girl ending up in a small college.
>>23755472
Pizza delivery guy, who offers a funny joke but gets the door slammed in his face before he finishes.
>>23755606
Main antagonist. You with for the Main Character's heart, and go out of your way to try and get her. Though secretly, you're not the best guy.
>>23755621
Antagonist's side kick. Help orchestrate all these events for the Antagonist to look cool.
>>23755665
An observer in the events. The narrator. Your story is actually that you always wanted her, but never could approach her.
>>23755830
Best friend of Main Character. A spiritual guide that is sometimes off in her judgement. But well meaning, and always willing to make up for her mistakes.
>>23755896
Likes the antagonist, and wishes she could get his attention. But, she is considered something of a badass, and thus never is able to reveal her caring side.
>>23755922
Librarian. While students are getting books, you hush them. You appear again at the end of the movie in some party, totally having a good time.
That's all.
>>23756596
i'm not even sure anymore
>>23756621
That always highly optimistic guy to whom lots of bad things happen, but he comically ignores them in favour of his personal outlook.
>>23756622
Me too.
I should be sleeping.
But am not. :/
What do?
>>23756631
simply laugh yourself to sleep like i always do
>>23756645
kek how does that even work
>>23756649
>First, remove your pants
>turn the fan on high and the thermostat to 69 degrees F or 29 degrees C for eurofag
>lay in bed under the covers, pulling them up to your ears
>stare up at the ceiling and begin laughing softly
>continue laughing, increasing volume and intensity until you feel tired
>sleep!
>>23756621
you find all of the dead bodies in the end and need therapy for awhile
>>23756655
>there are people who can sleep in heat
I literally cover myself in a coat of artic ice, so I don't think your plan is working :\
>>23756663
oops my calculations were incorrect I mean 20 degrees C
>>23756666
are you trying for kill me phamalette? 20c is too hot
>>23756675
fine turn it to a chill temperature whatever your body likes OKAY?
>>23756683
I have no thermostat; even if I did, I couldn't set it to anything as I am illiterate and numbers are for nerd fags like u
>>23756693
aw well open the window you nordic fag and let the arctic winds freeze you to sleep
>>23756701
excuse me but im one hundred percent Slavic mens and my ancesror was Čingišhans
u jelly tbqh
>>23756621
The main guy in a movie about a college student doing a major he doesn't feel confident in, struggling to find his own identity then finding his true passion in dance. Drops out of school, joins local dance theatre and hides it from his mom who later finds out and kicks him out, but ends with him having a role in broadway.
>>23755922
In an American Pie type of movie, you are the main guy's crush's witty best friend that does not approve of the guy because he's a scrawny virgin. You later then get seduced by the main guy's ironic best friend who is a power forward for the school's basketball team.
>>23755896
In an indie teen movie about substance abuse, you're the main girl's friend who peer pressured her into trying MDMA for the first time. You then watch her spiral down into an abyss while you move forward in life and try to stop her, but alas you have to move to a new city for work. The next we see you is visiting her on her funeral.
>>23755830
In a wizard and witches type of movie, you are one of a good wizard's students even though your allegiance is to the dark wizards. Your specialty is positions and the protagonist goes to you for help and you do, but you rig the potion so that the dark wizards can catch him.
>>23755665
In a teen movie about twins, you are the twin brother of your female counterpart. You've been eachother's identity and you struggle to come to terms with getting accepted into different universities. You get in a local university and your sister gets accepted to study abroad in Japan. You see see eachother on Christmas after missing her a bunch, only to find out she's a completely different person.
>>23755621
In a superhero movie, you watch your whole house burns down in christmas, your prarents, sister and fiance all died in the fire. You become dark and brooding, you plan on ending your life in a nuclear zone but you were trapped inside during a meteor shower giving you fire powers! You name yourself "Ignis".
>>23756703
well you're FUCKED then
put on tracksuit and gold necklace and smoke a cigarette, then remove tracksuit and necklace and try to sleep then
>>23756705
these are actually really good tbqh
>>23756710
kek
I'm off to bed now for realsies.
See you around qt.
>>23756719
>wake up
>see this
:3
Inb4 grand budapest>>23754780
>>23758425
>>23758662
delet
