ITT post pics get assumptions
I'll start, will assume once some people get in here
>>23751502
you're very down to earth and like playing volleyball.
>>23751502
only critical when needed, devoted to her pet
>>23751502
Um
>>23751515
Hm
>>23751523
Uhh
>>23751502
Has dealt with some seriously shit friends
>>23751515
A girl who enjoys the comfy side of life
>>23751523
The loud one.of the group. You're the highlight of every drunken endeavour
>>23751537
A funny dude, though his deadpanness can surprise
>>23751537
doesn't have two neurons in order to actually write something
>>23751523
7th time you dyed your hair
>>23751515
has a puppy
>>23751502
actually hates how chokers look, but got one because of nostalgia from the 90s
>>23751549
Ultimate frisbee fanatic
>>23751537
Plays a lot of Street Fighter
>>23751523
Watches Steven Universe
>>23751515
Likes cats and is a recluse
>>23751502
Has a tiny cactus or one of those tiny cute plants on your window sill
>>23751556
love makeup
>>23751523
quirky and fun to be around!
>>23751549
huge gamer and/or comic nerd!
>>23751556
favorite color is pink!
>>23751573
likes to play league
>>23751502
i love your eyebrows
>>23751556
T R A N N Y
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>>23751592
Not real.
>>23751502
Very assuming :^)
>>23751515
You like animals and have more than 1 pet
>>23751523
Heavy tumblr user
>>23751537
HMM
>>23751549
I'm trying to tell if that's a Polish flag you're head partly covers
>>23751556
Enjoys being a trap and has no plans to give up penis
>>23751573
You live in the Sideways dimension
>>23751578
you have a thing for Traps
>>23751606
It's a Texas flag
>>23751502
records sexy audio on here
>>23751515
still with first bf, it has been 3+ years
>>23751523
not you
>>23751549
ass man
>>23751556
all of your music is from the early 2000s
>>23751573
not from toronto, took that picture on vacation
>>23751578
killed someone and will never get caught
>>23751606
you have girls after you irl but self-sabotage out of shyness
>>23751549
Interesting person
>>23751556
Brb getting my dissertation on /soc/, but you're right I only write/speak whe I have to.
>>23751573
Not wrong and you like taking pictures I think.
>>23751578
You don't assume others
>>23751592
Someone who used to be famous i assume
>>23751606
Likes to study
>>23751623
That could be meuseum shot idk
>>23751646
Wants to be in porno maybay
>>23751646
No one in your family has a military background
>>23751623
You've also got a DARE license plate
>>23751606
You haven't had a tan since you were a child
>>23751578
That was a picture in front of your school's tech center
>>23751573
You're from Vancouver
>>23751556
Into indie/alt music
>>23751549
You also like to post on /pol/
>>23751537
Boring as hell around people
>>23751523
You haven't had your original hair color for ~10 years
>>23751515
You're straight edge
>>23751502
Posting here out of boredom before heading to college
>>23751671
Lol, actually am from Toronto!
Bottom bitch.
>>23751646
will fuck your shit up
>>23751623
the most boring
>>23751606
local nice guy
>>23751578
Comes off as condescending
>>23751671
People are not my concern, but you look like you are good with people and not boring, plus you have a dog.
>>23751586
thx so much!! i hit the genetic lottery with my brows, i've never had to get them done or anything.
>>23751671
You're a gamer.
>>23751646
People ask if you work in trades, but you're actually in the IT sector.
>>23751623
Assume.
>>23751606
Went through an edgy intellectual phase, but outgrew it.
>>23751733
European that's studying abroad. And sort of, I play CS:S here and there
>>23751695
I avoid most people, actually
>>23751691
Huh, seemed like a tourist-y picture. No soy prostituto.
>>23751502
You like in the U.K
>>23751515
you're pretty lonely
>>23751556
Listen to pop
>>23751578
Lives in Argentina
>>23751573
The New Canadian
>>23751606
At least half Jewish
>>23751671
Cool dog
>>23751733
You're from Napoli
Ahh finally off mobile so I can r8 again
>>23751733
You use a spoon to put sugar in your beverage of choice
>>23751768
You're on mobile
>>23751502
Has an intelligent sense of humor and a delighting laugh.
>>23751515
Has the softest skin.
>>23751523
Likes those vegetable chips.
>>23751537
Is into Pokemon and fistfights.
>>23751549
Has never seen Battlestar Gallactica but would be a fan.
>>23751556
Wears fruity lip gloss.
>>23751573
Intends on doing the same thing to the Hollywood sign.
>>23751578
You keep a comb in your coat pocket
>>23751606
Like to sleep in. Work as a cook.
>>23751623
I would stammer if I tried to talk to you.
>>23751646
You look like the Mountain! Kinda. I don't know.
>>23751671
You take lots of phone selfies that are all comparably terrible.
>>23751502
probably a liberal arts major of some kind
>>23751515
pretty reserved in public despite the attention you get from guys
>>23751523
went to a skrillex concert once
>>23751537
definitely the guy i would not be trying to make eye contact with on the street
>>23751549
generally friendly dude, has a pretty cool european accent
>>23751556
validates himself based on how many people he can trick into thinking he's a girl
>>23751573
typical college student kind of guy
>>23751578
i dunno, can't make an assumption
>>23751606
NEW PICTURE PLEASE
>>23751623
really sweet girl and every guy at your school/workplace wishes they could be better friends with you. also jailbait? i dont think anyone over 18 wears DARE shirts lmao
>>23751646
pretty good handyman type guy
>>23751671
spends a lot of time just chilling out in his bed
>>23751733
gets called a fuccboi ironically by his friends
>>23751768
is in or plans to join a sorority
>>23751776
you play sports or fighting games
>>23751786
i dunno
>>23751793
pretty chill dude
>>23751841
I assume you're on mobile and yes please no eye contact unless I want you to make the eye contact
>>23751793
could be fun idk
>>23751786
spends time at home but is outgoing
>>23751502
Insecure young, now has a no fucks attitude.
>>23751515
A lil paranoid but still assumes the best of people
>>23751523
Spiritual, has some weird opinions, adventurous, likes to experiment
>>23751556
Loud
>>23751646
Has a very clear concept of masculinity in mind
>>23751671
Is 14, watches too much porn
>>23751786
Voting for trump
>>23751776
The quiet, reliable one in the group
>>23751793
Still hung up on a high school crush
>>23751841
Goes for chicks way out of his league, no shame.
>>23751923
Likes Yu-gi-oh
>>23751885
Athletic
>>23751793
Can play multiple instruments
>>23751786
Would help you change a flat tire
>>23751782
Always properly disconnects the thumb drive
>>23751776
Has older sisters
>>23751733
Appreciates good coffee
>>23751502
talks about shit on her blog all the time, very down to earth, but freaky once you get to know her
>>23751515
most likely the chairperson of the big titty committee
>>23751523
Is pretty good looking but didn't think she was so colored hair and got piercings, but I can't say much because septum piercings are hot
>>23751556
Is a gamer girl and want's everyone to know
>>23751956
observing and stylish
>>23751939
I also esd discharge my hands beforehand. I assume you're carying person and you have bright future. Not digging the filter though.
>>23751923
qt blond, popular
>>23751923
Only 10 years off. You project your insecurities hard.
>>23751841
I mostly like to read in bed, otherwise I'm at my desktop. You're a second year uni student studying something in business
>>23751793
>woe is me for not paying attention to photo composition
You've got absolutely no friends because you bitch and moan about everything and no one can stand you.
>>23751841
you look like you can cook real good and like you enjoy watching the lion king on vhs
>>23751923
has a lot of feelings about gender inequality, uses tumblr memes
>>23751939
same, also has rly aggressive ships for every fandom
>>23751956
negs girls accidentally, is actually a sweetheart
>>23751502
You like coffee with your sugar and cream.
>>23751515
Had a scene phase, can still sing along to MCR songs.
>>23751523
Very into photography, you vape and have a tumblr.
>>23751537
Hm...
>>23751549
You have an explosive violent temper.
>>23751556
You're into shoegaze and Jpop.
>>23751573
Swag. I like your style. Wish I could pull that off.
>>23751578
Med/law student.
>>23751606
You were very into WoW in your younger years.
>>23751623
You're above the influence.
>>23751646
Great drinking buddy, always up for another round.
>>23751671
You have a small dog to balance out your shredded bod.
>>23751733
You wear wide neck shirts to show off your sweet collar bones. me 2 m8 me 2
>>23751768
You were a cheerleader at some point.
>>23751776
Big fan of Star Wars/Trek.
>>23751793
You get compared to Dmitri Martin sometimes.
>>23751841
Always has something to be happy about, you have a good head on your shoulders.
>>23751923
You're a sadgurl
>>23751939
You're a good dancer.
>>23751956
First dance, hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.
>>23752052
Collar bro
>>23751984
Aha well i've never been good at guessing. But i apologise if my assumption seemed rude, you look like fun
oh boy
>>23751502
Cute, but actually bitchy beneath the surface.
>>23751515
Hidden insecurity.
>>23751523
Likes to use change physically to match emotional state.
>>23751537
A guy who understands a lot, but keeps it all to himself.
>>23751549
A bro, who flakes last minute. But always comes back.
>>23751556
A bit crazy, but a lot of fun.
>>23751573
Ton of one liners from obscure TV shows are stored in your head.
>>23751578
Critical of everyone but himself.
>>23751606
A bit of a loner, but a genuinely nice guy.
>>23751623
Nice on the outside, but is secretly judging everyone.. Self included.
>>23751646
Either extremely homosexual, or very fashionable.
>>23751671
Probably the closest to normal.
>>23751733
Something in your past haunts you, even now.
>>23751768
Look angry, but you never know it. People stay away, and you wonder why.
>>23751776
THAT GUY of the group.
>>23751786
Given a bad reputation, but never deserves it.
>>23751793
Would always rather a night at home, over a party. But when he's social, he likes it.
>>23751841
Intelligent, but always lacking some sort of fulfillment.
>>23751923
Cold. Distant. Something made you that way.
>>23751939
Always pretending to be someone you're not. Do you know yourself, anymore?
>>23751956
Tried very hard at some points. An ambitious parent made you who you are.
>>23752042
Very friendly. You'd probably give your last dollar to a homeless guy, kind of person. But you have your limits, and they're fast approaching.
>>23752074
You used to cut yourself
>>23751592
trying too hard to make himself a meme
>>23751646
assumes really specific stuff with no basis and is very incorrect
>>23751671
you own a dog (this one is a very risky assumption and i have no evidence)
>>23751733
>People ask if you work in trades, but you're actually in the IT sector.
kek wtf is that assumption
>>23751793
>has the softest skin
you dream about wearing her skin
>>23751923
holding in a sneeze
>>23751956
went to prom
roast me
>>23752052
Has Irish family that he really wishes he could live up to.
>>23752042
Is very interested in some foreign travel, and has an artistic side.
>>23751956
Your friends think you're a player, but people in the actual know of playing see you as a light weight.
>>23751939
Had a crush on Tony Stark before it was col.
>>23751923
Drugs and feminism for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Pretty amiable person, mostly.
>>23751885
Has a nickname he's ashamed of due to the shape of his face. Wears those hats with the stickers.
>>23751793
Would probably play a rogue in my DnD group.
>>23751786
Has tons of guns but no gun training.
>>23751782
Sometimes acts like he's in Assassins Creed while walking down the street.
>>23752095
lmao fuck
this dude is 100% my type but he aint even into it.
Oh well you're probably a nice dude, into music, likes the memes.
>>23752080
I'd want to go camping with him
>>23752109
i do like music
>can you guess the genre?
I am assuming that I am a lazy faggot
>>23752117
pop punk or metal or shoegaze
could be completely wrong
>>23752052
oh wow *-* future husbando pls
you probably own a tarantula or somethin cool like that and can punch someone right in the mouth without wincing
>>23752074
doesn't feel the need to participate
worked at sephora for a while probably
>>23752080
rly into vape culture
owns cargo shorts
very astute and observant in spite of those things, like u probs give great advice to people and also take yr own advice
>>23752094
has thrown up onto a couch and flipped the cushion to hide it
>>23752095
reads a lot of pretentious books featuring a thinly veiled metaphor for the collapse of modern day society
>>23752107
has worked in it at some point
not bitter about it
doesn't like coffee, prefers tea and/or soda
>>23752080
> Cold. Distant. Something made you that way.
Damnn man! I'm not a vampire
>>23752109
Shit man, I love me some camping. Going camping for two weeks in August.
>>23752094
Is in a stage of apathy brought on by several poor decisions. While you could recover, you're not sure if you want to.
>>23752095
Actually very relaxed, but cares a lot of his appearance.
>>23752107
The classic nerd, with a hidden talent.
>>23752121
Probably well with the ladies, but have no committed relationship.
>>23752125
Worked in it? Not sure what you mean by that. But I do drink tea more often than coffee or soda.
>>23752123
you named a bunch but none of them are right :|
>classical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq3rhPivLH0
>>23752080
>>23752132
sry meant IT i was just 2 lazy to hit the shift key
>>23752134
casual sidenote -
a+ qt boys who like classical music swooning rn
>>23752134
damn it, I like classical a bit
lets be friends and you can teach me more.
>>23752130
dude!? can I come? I'll bring rain gear and a tent
>>23752062
When I pop my colla...
The bitches holla...
>>23752074
You wanted to be a piercer/tattoo artist at some point. Or are one.
>>23752080
You play mad football.
>>23752094
You're bizzaro me.
>>23752095
You imagine yourself as Light Yagami more often than you admit.
>>23752107
>Irish
I will end you. You like hiking, fishing and drinking. Real standup bloke.
>>23752121
Maybe.
>>23752042
I have a dog that's about as furry as a tarantula.
You look very friendly, artsy, probably listens to Bright Eyes, City and Colour, etc.
>>23752144
Nope. Haven't learned anything computer related since I was 15.
>>23752130
I am an autist. Not good with ladies at all
>>23752107
owns at least one sword
>>23752095
can't skate, has good taste in music
>>23752094
bored
>>23752080
younger brother of fps russia, you don't know what you are doing with your life yet
>>23752074
spends too much on starbucks, probably good at drawing
>>23752052
I really don't know, you seem like an alright guy
>>23752042
writer or photographer
>>23752145
sure
>>23751841
Why is Austria flag on you're wall
>>23751923
Listens to some kind of Gothic rock
>>23751939
Clear glasses?
>>23752052
Live in Norway or Denmark
>>23752121
Puerto Rican
>>23752159
>im from Canada so i can skate (ice skate)
but, if you're talking about skateboarding then your assumption is correct; I cant skateboard.
Also rate plz
>>23752095
XD what can I say? Hayfever can be dreadful this time of year!
I assume, smart, good at science, stays up to 4am playing video games, no clear career goals
>>23752164
what size are you?
>>23752169
I'm assuming you would look beastly with a beard
>>23752172
what?
>>23752176
Actually that's my natural state. Didn't shave for a couple years. Friends and family called me moses.
>>23751502
likes anime & want to date an asian guy
>>23751515
looks pretty on her back
>>23751549
likes bigger girls
>>23751556
not a real girl
>>23751578
peter parker
>>23751623
does drugs
>>23751646
is a gay bear
>>23751768
doesn't like salad, but is cute anyway
>>23751786
is a homie
>>23751793
wishes he had wider shoulders
>>23751923
needs kissing
>>23752052
is a coolbro
>>23752074
oh girl
>>23752094
admires james holmes more than elliot rodger
>>23752169
Short temper, but nice individual. Temper is your reputation, though you feel deeper than that.
>>23752159
Thanks for the deep one, bro. You got me good.
You have a large following of people, all liking you for a different reason. But, they feel fake.
>>23752125
2/3.
>>23752142
Thanks for making my day. Cheers, bro.
>>23752145
It's a volunteering thing. We're going out to build houses for native americans and stuff. Wouldn't be much fun, sorry to say.
>>23752146
Can't even throw a spiral. I wish though, man. I do wish.
>>23752149
This surprised me. I thought you'd be good.
>>23752188
(You came during an update, so you're last.)
>>23752188
Eyes on the prize, but a bit... Slow.
>>23752107
>>23752107
Nah, that's totally wrong! ..I dont eat breakfast xD
>>23752177
oops I mismanaged you, from you I wanted contact info ... my bad
>>23752188
dude you look like the dude who is attractive from Degrassi.
>>23752178
And on the 6th day, He said let there be hair, upon Moses's face. And Moses grew a beard. Also mulatto other dude not puertorican
>>23752197
kik is ahlemon i guess
>>23752201
Full pic for the huge black schnoz and lips
>>23752194
My place does have shitty curtains... So many clowns watch me fap.
>>23752196
I suppose you sleep in too late for that, or just get coffee?
>>23752042
Is into something interesting
>>23752052
I've seen you before and I think you like and enjoy movies
>>23752074
wants a tattoo but not really because they are lame
>>23752080
Nice carying person
>>23752094
Tries to fit in
>>23752095
Plays vydia
>>23752107
Has something interesting to say
>>23752121
Probably lazy
>>23752159
Some actor
>>23752169
6 or 7
>>23752188
Cleans mirrors
>>23752210
Woah man, you are good at this! ..Both xD
>>23752228
I'm bound to get assumptions about someone right. I'm just glad that tonight it was an attractive lady.
>>23752223
Somewhat lazy actually, I do a lot I can just do it fast so I spend a lot of time playing vidya and sleeping
>>23752223
i dont play any vidya
>>23752248
Well naps are good and if managed vydia isn't too bad, if I wasn't sitting on this site I'd probably do a lot too
>>23752254
You enjoy walks
>>23752263
correct
>>23752265
Walks are nice and are relaxing. You get to reflect and is a nice chance to get out of the house and still be alone.
>>23752192
Pretty much
>>23752263
>>23752263
I sleep a lot in school (senior) but my grades are good. I do do a lot on the side, but for the most part, I like to sleep, eat, play vidya, and browse 4chan or 8ch
>>23751523
Feminazi
>>23751556
Funny attitude but very reserved.
>>23751623
Creepy
>>23752286
>grades
as long as they are fine and you sound like a busy person, more than what I do anyways
>>23752293
Edgy. Probably listens to hot action cop
>>23752192
Eh, I wouldn't say I have a following, I try to keep a small circle of good friends
>>23752223
I'm flattered but I much prefer to be on the other side of the camera
>>23752307i guess on paper, but for the most part, low stress
>>23752095
Has blown a dude atleast once or wants to
>>23752311
As a matter of fact, I had to google it.
I can't remember band names for shiet
![IMG_20160507_225410377[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E5jTHZS.jpg "IMG_20160507_225410377[1].jpg")
r8 plz
>>23752314
I'd argue, nothing to be ashamed of
>>23752315
you do well then and are good at it ;)
>>23752324
Listen to it now. Going down on it.
>>23752201
The guy I'd ask a favor cause he looks like he knows what he does. Maybe he doesn't know, but he indeed looks like one.
>>23752336
Yea I guess.
>>23752329
You look a bit sad 6
>>23752343
He knows what he's doing only after he starts doing it
>>23754750
>You
>>23752329
plays competitive video games
>>23752293
unironically browses /pol/
>>23752201
went through a phase where he told everyone he smoked weed even though he didn't, now smokes weed for real but is more lowkey about it
>>23752194
plays guitar
>>23752188
browses or used to browse /r9k/
>>23752169
European
>>23752159
likes chess and the beach
>>23752080
still in high school
:
^
)
>>23754750
holy fuck this chick is 10/10
>>23752201
That one friend that can never get laid
>>23752293
edgy
tried r9k but found out he was a normie and is now on pol
>>23752329
Play league of legend atleast 10 hours a day
>>23754750
unfaithful
>>23755751
introvert, reads all the time, has funky tastes
>>23756704
likes magic
>>23755751
lesbian
>>23752293
not really smart
>>23752201
fear the nobodies fanboy
>>23752094
junkie
anons usually say the weirdest things x)
>>23751523
>>23751556
>>23751537
>>23751592
>>23751782
>>23752052
the literal fucking worst.
>>23752074
you look like my uncle albert
>>23752080
at one point tried to rap and failed miserably
>>23752095
still pees the bed and kinda likes it
>>23752121
texts girls way too many times in a row and gets mad when they don't reply
>>23752188
the type that can never be wrong about anything ever
>>23752293
was born like that, unfortunately.
>>23752329
is in the wrong thread and does not realize it.
>>23754750
no.
>>23755751
anne frank
>>23755837
ron swanson but with the personality of jerry
>>23756704
was actually born a turtle which explains the insane length of your neck
>>23756714
yells too much when it's completely unnecessary
>>23756764
still uses shit like "xD"
>>23756764
Post more
>>23751502
likes post punk
>>23751515
awkward as shit
>>23751523
ex scene kid
no i'm not a cocky bitch i still do the sniff test when i try to find clean clothes in the morning
>>23756881
swag af
>>23756764
awww cutie, takes a lot of selfies i think
>>23756714
hot; won the gene game
>>23751502
Finding yourself in college
>>23751523
Trys to be high maintenance
>>23751556
Doesn't drink often but gets too fucked up most times you do
>>23751515
Fat, but thinks she's hot
>>23751523
2edgy4u
>>23751537
serial killer
>>23751549
borderline soulless
>>23751623
has a crush on Ellen Page
>>23751646
2hip4u
>>23752042
Crazy BPD alcoholic
>>23752074
another 2edgy4u
>>23752080
Has never seen a vagina
>>23754750
Fake picture or someone deeply deranged
>>23756764
hates white guys
inb4 I'm a raging asshole
POSTAN
>>23756921
devoted member of the pentecostal church
>>23756913
you've been a bodybuilding forums member for as long as you can remember
>>23756905
you've gone to multiple twenty one pilots concerts
>>23756913
>serial killer
I know, sucks ye. Nice body, you def drink milk 8+
>>23757033
Sweet hat seriously
Can post more if needed.
>>23757134
No, but what is your weight?
160-179?
>>23757182
You're a dbag and are unhappy with your life
>>23757134
IQ of 70
>>23757033
hillbilly accent
>>23756921
bisexual
>>23757205
155 Middleweight
>>23757216
Yeah he can take down quite a bit before running out of breath
155-165 sounds right
>>23751502
you like animals
>>23751515
you went through a scene phase in middle school
>>23751523
you probably have a dream catcher somewhere in your home
>>23751537
took this picture at the speed of light just to be a smartass
>>23751549
happy and enjoys potato chips
>>23751556
worships nevershoutnever
>>23751573
the one popular asian that everyone knows and loves>>23751578
you are quiet in person
>>23751592
who are you
>>23751606
the darkness consumes me
>>23751623
you probably watch game of thrones
>>23751646
you remind me of a bear in human form
>>23751671
ya know if you keep your face like that itll freeze that way
>>23751733
you are insecure about smiling
>>23751768
retail job
>>23751776
edgiest kid at the skate park
>>23751786
you look like a turtle in that hat
>>23751793
hmmmmm
>>23751841
i would hang out with you you seem like you would be hilarious
>>23751923
low key flannel shirt collection
>>23751956
YOURE THE GUY WITH THE GREAT CHRISTMAS PHOTO FROM YESTERDAY PLS BE THIS MAN
>>23752042
tumblr
>>23752052
i love this man
>>23752074
metal
>>23752080
you seem boring
>>23752094
haha
>>23752121
your sheets smell nice
>>23756881
WE MEET AGAIN... STILL WOULD CUDDLE
>>23757320
You are strange and interesting and fun
>>23757320
Is really into pop-punk or indie music
>>23757182
parents came from other country when he was young, kinda insecure
>>23757134
Is in boxing and is going to let you know about it
>>23757033
Goes to shows often and lurks on shit like reddit and 4chan all the time
>>23757320
WHATS YOUR CONTACT INFO BECAUSE I'M SO DOWN
>>23757351
IDK WHAT DO YOU WANT
>>23757365
IDK KIK OR SKYPE I GUESS
>>23757365
Damn I'd totally add you on Kik/Snapchat/Skype
>>23757377
SKYPE @ KAGEROUPRO (it is a dumb name)
>>23757320
Pup decided he wanted to eat my ear
>>23756890
LOL youre def not wrong.
you seem like you fit in as "one of the guys"
>>23756913
the ones ive been exposed too def havent made a good example but i try to keep my mind open LOL
>>23756820
sure homie
>>23757429
Didn't you post here >>23756889 or are there two Asians with that exact same chin lurking?
Lemme guess..yellow fever asshats, right?
>>23757429
eh, you seem like someone i wouldn't really talk to. can't say much about you
>>23757386
Fox main
>>23757338
of english descent?
>>23757320
looks like one of the cute girls i'd chase after for a bit and then realize i have no chance with
>>23757182
you remind me of TSM ZeRo with those gunnar looking ass sunglasses
>>23756921
you look related to a dude i know
>>23756905
tries to be an amateur male model on snapchat
>>23756890
does different trims with her eyebrows often
>>23756764
gets off on how cute she thinks she is
>>23755751
good to see you're still around anne
>>23751502
You seem like a nice person
>>23757134
consistently writes death threats in connor mcgregor's instagram comments
>>23757182
occasionally wonders if people realize you got those shades on ebay from taiwan
>>23757320
faced an existential crisis at one point in your life and stared so long into the void that it got sucked up into your eyeballs and people lose a little bit of their souls when they make eye contact with you
>>23757338
is tired of it all
>>23757739
pissed off right now that your minecraft clan of preteens haven't gotten online tonight
>>23757538
Thats me yeah LOL
>>23757797
You're entirely too good looking for this board
Please go
>or wife me
>>23751500
>>23757739
played football in high school
>>23757560
love the outdoors
have at it. will post my own assumptions in a sec.
I'll post when I get home.
>>23757792
EYYY... my clan of preteens are chill as fuck tho! =p
>>23757739
raised in a very rural, predominantly Christian area.
was in the army at some point.
>>23757560
pretends that he took this photo on a family vacation but actually is a photoshop wizard.
passionate about kayaking.
>>23757429
was stolen off've some poor girl's OKCupid profile.
>>23757386
runs his own dungeons & dragons campaigns, costume and everything.
and if you don't do this, you need to start.
>>23757338
thought that posing with a kitten was sure to reel in the female responses.
>>23757320
is going to develop premature wrinkles from tensing her forehead like that.
gets jumped on for self-posting in anonymous image-boards when it's unnecessary.
knows everybody's gossip but keeps it hushed up.
>>23757182
is trying to accumulate a portfolio of his amateur photography. very concerned about #aesthetic.
>>23757134
thinks of himself as a sensitive artiste. also talks in the third person in a russian accent when drunk.
>>23757033
hates his job at the bass pro HQ. is terrified of his neighbors because he lives in gang territory.
>>23756921
recently got his teeth bleached. probably was the only male cheerleader on his high school squad.
>>23756913
can recite every line of 300 by heart. would definitely bottom for russell crowe if presented with the opportunity.
>>23756905
spends at least 30 minutes every day making his hair elegantly disheveled.
>>23756890
finally broke 1000 followers on IG and is very excited about it.
desperately wants plastic surgery.
>>23756881
into viking metal.
>>23756764
fishing for an online boyfriend to buy things off her Amazon wishlist.
>>23756714
wants to get facial piercings but his mom would freak out.
>>23756704
wants to tell you about the Silmarillion.
>>23756681
uses his sad puppy eyebrows to get girls to suck his dick. has a real bad reputation behind his back.
>>23755837
sous-chef at a fancy french restaurant.
>>23755751
would...be...a great trap? i don't know, this one confuses me.
>>23760615
"Fell down the stairs"
>>23760632
Works in an office, answers phones pretty regularly
>>23760593
Likes cowboys, especially Roy Rogers
>>23760587
Has an annoying, nerdy teen neighbor
>>23757560
Ran track -- at least in highschool -- has a killer 3-point basketball shot
>>23756913
Gets asked to help people move... A LOT.
>>23756714
A fan of Morrisey/The Smiths... and not just 'cause Kurt Cobain was too
>>23756704
Gay. Takes one to know one I 'spose. Queers are like the immortals from Highlander... we sense our own kind
>>23752329
Perpetually full of caffeine and nicotine and often times Ecstacy or some form of/believed to be a form of Amphetamine. Stays up late on the computer listening to rave music and writing software... probably on a Linux machine too.
>>23752293
Vaguely resembled a cast-able for General Hospital, Days of Our Lives, or some similar show... back 20 years ago or so.
>>23760703
I love the antithetical criminal profiling though. It'll work out hillariously when the Feds are looking for some highschool star athelete and ex-military Southern Baptist boy turned ATF-confirmed Branch Dividian terrorist in BFE Arkansas
>>23760632
Will age like a fine wine
>>23760615
got nailed in the face at whatever show you got that wristband at
>>23757739
you look like you work outdoors, with your hands
>>23757560
Former jock, now outdoor and/or geology enthusiast
>>23757429
you're one of those tiny people, big balls types for sure
>>23760796
You're from Europe... I'm going to say maybe the UK or Germany... but possibly also either Sweden or Russia. Almost too metro not to be from Sweden... but the jacket and hair scream of Russia.
Listens to Depeche Mode and New Order
Rides a motorcycle, moped or something of the sort.
>>23760870
Close - Lithuania.
I don't ride any kind of cycle, the jacket's just part of my style
>>23757320
AAAAHHHHHHHH
>>23761445
Ain't you a cutie <3
>>23761445
loves gagging on B B C
I too would like to play
>>23761445
hnnggg
>>23755751
I don't like chess because no one wants to play it, the beach is nice though
>>23760787
imaginative and intuitive, has cool taste in tops
>>23761445
gosh darned tired of being told she's pretty all the time
>>23761470
super friendly, everyone's secret crush
>>23761643
creepy alt goth kid
>>23761697
Basically minus the shitty goth part
>>23761727
That was the best part of the assumption though
>>23761732
The best of most things tend to elude me.
>>23751502
loves cats
>>23751515
200 pounds
>>23751523
has made it with someone at a show
>>23751537
your apartment smells
>>23751549
has had good one liners while drunk
>>23751556
knows/enjoys King Tuff
>>23751573
learned to do a heelflip before kickflip
>>23751578
has an okay relationship with father
>>23751592
always end up losing in mariokart after being too drunk
>>23751606
uvape
>>23751623
has accidentally touched bfs asshole and he wanted you to keep going
>>23751646
not a real skinhead
>>23751671
moms dog
>>23751733
uses tinder every night before bed
>>23751768
wonders why she never loses weight yet still gets coffee every day
>>23751776
smells like the mall
>>23751786
likes GG Allin. Probably a pretty cool guy
>>23751793
yeesh
>>23751841
pretends to get laid more than he actually does.
>>23751923
pretends to like Buffy but never actually watched an episode
>>23751939
started wearing bras early
>>23751956
gets paranoid if someone smokes weed around him
>>23752042
has humped a stuffed animal. no regrets
>>23752052
lifts for looks and doesnt know how to fight
>>23752074
collects movie soundtracks on vinyl
>>23752080
loves Club Dread
>>23752094
has fallen asleep while giving head but she didnt care. she probably queefed
>>23752095
gets nervous everytime he is at a red light and a begger is next sitting in the median
>>23752107
sleeps until he has work then comes home to do nothing.
>>23752159
could probably smoke/drink me under the table but would never brag about it
>>23752169
would kick the shit out of me after being a sarcastic prick for too long at a pub
>>23752293
good at guitar hero but sucks at real instruments
>>23752329
being a sadboi has gotten you laid more than being yourself
>>23754750
gets alot of internet attention but irl is a fat lonely lady who spends too much time in the bathroom
>>23755751
wishes she could have a band under burger records
>>23761842
>your apartment smells
nope :)
Proud /diy/ hvac system guy. It's like being in the hospital :)
You have a cool shirt and is outgoing.
>>23761751
>>23761697
I'm guessing you like goth shit a fair bit but you hate Siouxsie's music but love her makeup
>>23755837
tried to bring rockabilly back and had a decent pomp going. then the hipster movement was in fullforce and you went for a dad image. good on ya
>>23756681
wears beanies even if its not winter because ydgaf
>>23756704
fingers chicks after two dates mostly because you are funny as fuck
>>23756714
you try too hard almost every moment of your life
>>23756764
your parents make awesome food but stopped making meals for you after your first black boyfriend
>>23756881
probably is actually a decent person
>>23756890
you liked meet the spartans
>>23756905
tries to lick girls assholes before eating their pussy
>>23756913
also lifts for gainz brah
>>23756921
middle school was a drag
>>23757033
doesnt even fish... just likes the prices of the cap
>>23757134
overly cocky and could still kick my ass
>>23757182
everyone around you is typically let down
>>23757320
you have sacrificed orphans to black philip
>>23757739
if youre not at tacobell with your small group of friends, youre at gamestop at the midnight release of COD
>>23760593
ive been in love with you my whole life
>>23760615
i want to punch the other eye and treat you like a raccoon
>>23760632
youre a pretty good actor
>>23761445
you lie to dates and say its a homecooked meal even though its just annies with some spices thrown in... gets away with it because yer cute
>>23761643
picks people up in the pit. thanks man
>>23761697
totally never rubbed her beav on the kylo ren.... never ever
>>23751502
Jesus... how many more times are you gonna post that pic you crazy nervous wreck?
>>23762098
laughed
>>23761972
Wishes she was asian, spends a lot of time watching anime
>>23751523
drives a honda
>>23762174
Pretty much, sans the wishing I was asian thing.
will assume in a separate post, fire away!
>>23761972
runs some kind of fan account with a large following. probably someone i could be friends with.
>>23761842
likes EDM
>>23761697
has a tumblr
>>23761643
Likes MCR (not a bad thing)
>>23761470
occasionally goes on /b/, gets scared, comes back to the comfort of /soc/
>>23761445
bad at history, good at english and science
>>23760979
YOU AGAIN, you're everywhere I love it. Likes cats (not an assumption :p) and listens to alternative music
>>23760796
Plays some kind of instrument
>>23760787
seems innocent and sweet but is actually very brave and adventurous and could probably break your neck if you tested her
>>23760632 likes filmography
>>23760615
has a boho-chic style, listens to fitz and the tantrums
>>23757739
you seem like you never judge others and you like art/creative writing
>>23757560
high school jock who kept good grades. amazing at math
>>23757429
likes watching pewdiepie, played soccer at some point in life
>>23757386
amazing human, outgoing but likes alone time occasionally
>>23757338
you have MORE CATS? this is not the same cat as before is it?
>>23757320
likes doctor who
>>23757182
raised in a very strict household
>>23757134
probably thinks mayweather is trash. lowkey likes to visit art galleries
>>23757033
likes hats, catches groupers and keeps them outside of their legal season
>>23756921
fucking ADORABLE, loves animals, probably a huge dog person.
>>23756913
angry all the time, please let someone hug you
>>23756905
listens to basically every genre of music imaginable except country.
>>23756890
has a fuck ton of instagram followers and 65 unread texts
>>23756881
likes heavy metal but secretly listens to pop punk
>>23756764
was really into myspace
>>23756714
NIRVANA SHIRT 10/10, secretly loves creative writing but never tells anyone
>>23756704
animal lover
>>23756681
likes alternative music and long car rides, might drive a jeep
>>23755837
likes classic rock
>>23755751
has a really close friend group that skypes every night
>>23761876
fuck
well my place always smells. Good on ya kid
>>23761972
plays nintendo ds games on the toilet
>>23762316
edm is the worst fucking thing there is man
>>23752329
is sad bc ran out of cocaine
>>23752293
has roomates that annoy the fuck out of him
>>23752201
used to be obsessed with minecraft
>>23752194
plays an instrument but nobody knows (except the clown)
>>23752188
played soccer or lacrosse at some point in life
>>23752159
likes playing sports, hates watching them
>>23752095
skateboards, has older siblings who pick on him
>>23752094
really outgoing, extremely funny when drunk
>>23752080
really chill, hates 80% of the people in his school, very friendly when you get to know him
>>23752052
very tech savvy, likes filmography
>>23752042 likes dan and phil, also loves sherlock
>>23751939
is 100% dedicated to some kind of fandom ship, has a popular twitter
>>23751923
you don't trust people easily
>>23762335
so what do you listen to?
>>23762356
-rockabilly
most sleazy sounding 60's music
-halloween music (screaming lord sutch)
-some poppunk (screeching weasel,lillingtons, descendents)
-ska in the summer time
-any deathrock that used organs/synths on top of overly dramatic lyrics
>>23762379
hmm, was not expecting but now that it's said to me, i can see it
>>23762316
Yes, and I still need to learn to judge less
>>23762187
I kind of wish I was asian because their cultures are fascinating but often conceptually foreign. Their suicide rates are too high tho
Assumptions please ;)
>>23763228
pretentious gangster
>>23761890
Well this is actually pretty spot on. I fuck with her makeup.
assu-me
>>23762229
Is a midget irl
assume.
>>23765225
5'4, close enough
>>23761903
>doesnt even fish... just likes the prices of the cap
I bought two of them for that exact reason
>>23757338
You call people bad names when you play Counter Strike.
>>23757386
You're in a fraternity.
>>23757429
You used to really, reaaally like anime.
>>23757560
You look up to Obama.
>>23760615
You had a weird emo phase as a teen.
>>23760632
You really like your jaw.
>>23761445
Your name is Gemma.
>>23761470
You're an overall swell guy.
>>23761697
You like Bob's Burgers.
>>23761842
You like the 'radio' function on spotify.
>>23761972
Secretly kinky.
>>23763228
Wants more tattoos.
>>23756890
terrible
>>23756913
used to be fat as fuck
>>23756921
sings but isn't good
>>23757560
funny as fuck
>>23757739
breaths too loud
>>23760615
probably insane
>>23760632
terrible
>>23760787
annoying as fuck with a high pitched, whiny voice
>>23760979
also funny as fuck but spells "a lot" like "alot"
>>23761470
has never had a girlfriend
>>23761643
takes pics of graffiti and other stupid shit
>>23761697
the actual worst
>>23765271
Dreams of getting his butthole licked
>>23765098
Undercover autistic
>>23763228
Fuckboi
>>23762229
Gets hit on cause of her tits
>>23761972
LGBT-rights activist
>>23761842
Quotes Family Guy at parties, like constantly
>>23761697
Insensitive scumbag with psychotic tendencies . Has murdered animals for fun earlier in life. Might sacrifice a goat to the dark overlord later this month
>>23761643
You take shits like that pose
>>23761470
Voyeur fan
>>23761445
Is affriad of large penises
>>23760796
Moved to a new neighborhood cause of bullies making your life miserable
>>23760787
Rides horses to improve her dick riding skills
>>23760632
Frankenstein's lost second cousin
>>23760615
Loves animals, but most animals hate you
>>23757739
Potato salad
>>23757560
You'd even remain this friendly even if people would throw racial slurs at you
>>23757429
Legitimately a great cook
>>23757386
Found the Golden Grail and found his purpose in life with it
>>23757338
Doesn't actually love the cat he poses with
>>23757320
Shy sexbomb who's rather submissive
>>23757182
Still dances to Gangnam Style
>>23757134
Learned to fight in jail
>>23757033
Traumatized by childhood memories
>>23756921
Can only tolerate his mothers cooking
>>23756913
oh gosh it's you!! the one who got butthurt cause i said i didn't find muscles attractive :// sorry.
>>23765445
That's really fucking accurate
>>23765390
has strong opinions about Marilyn Manson & Dita von Teese's breakup.
Runs an etsy or wants to.
>>23765728
not as often as you'd think. pretty rarely actually
>>23765786
You do have great eyes and a pretty face so am not too surprised
>>23765780
True about the etsy part cause I gotta get rid of all my old clothes when I stop using them.
As for Dita and Marilyn Manson breaking up it's a meh. They're cool, but not together. She seems like a pretty boring person, and he seems really kooky and interesting.
>>23751502
Heavily into memes, wouldn't state here she's actively into Facebook due to being afraid of being called a normie here. Is actually, quite normal
>>23751515
Doesn't leave the house that much
>>23751523
Feminism
>>23751537
Um
>>23751549
Type of dude to order a last round in a bar then mysteriously disappears
>>23751556
Uses lollipops to practice dick sucking
>>23751573
Virgin
>>23751578
Pessimistic and doesn't keep any friendships if he doesn't benefit from them
>>23751592
Loves unicorns
>>23751606
E=MC2
>>23751623
Argues with her siblings a lot
>>23751646
Poser boy
>>23751671
Into old skool gaming
>>23751733
Legimitely likes MTV
>>23751768
Longs for a more sensual sex life
>>23751776
Focuses too much on looks, hates himself
>>23751782
Hmm
>>23751786
Meth and beer enthusiast
>>23751793
Dorky but has some dark humor
>>23751841
Has white friends mostly
>>23751923
Into black guys, hates black girls
>>23751939
Likes to cuddle
>>23751956
A waiter who only likes his job cause of the alcohol
>>23752042
Bipolar
>>23752052
Practices facial expressions like these all the time, narcissism runs high
>>23751500
would love everyone gently
>>23765728
I actually don't like family guy much at all... also am not invited to parties because I'm an asshole. I did however like a Million Ways to Die in the West.
>>23765390
Spotify has an advertisement after every other song, no thanks
