i'm drunk and sad and running on two hours of sleep and i haven't been on /soc/ in a long time
let's all talk about the boy/girl/trap of our dreams and cry about how we will never find this perfect person and will inevitably be forced to settle for someone who cannot live up to the fantasy we have built in our heads
i'll go first
i guess this could be considered an ideal mate thread but that sounds lame
anyway
i have a very specific person in mind when i think of my dream boy and i know that no one will ever be him because i have built him into a myth in my head over the years, he has become larger than life and is now just a concept, an idea of something greater than me
but the person that he was before i made him into a part of my mythos was tall and skeletal and translucent, his mouth tasted like acetone and his hair looked like cotton candy
he frothed at the mouth for hp lovecraft and he watched me play silent hill and laughed gently at me when i got scared
he's dark and spooky and fascinating, and he lives in russia now, i presume, living in his own sort of pathologic plotline. he got sick with the flu the first time he ever tried to play pathologic and called me up terrified and delirious and i fell in love. he could play the violin and the piano beautifully, and he had an extensive knowledge of dante gabriel rosetti.
he was a ghost before he ever left and i am still in love with him
okay, your turn
>>23747476
prime kek
thx friend
I don't actually have an ideal person and I want to try and explain why.
It is nice to believe that there is someone out there that meets someone's criteria, but in reality there isn't. You won't enjoy or understand the power of your own youth until it fades and goes away. Too many possibilities lay before each and every one of us, and yet we try to solve an simple algebra equation by measuring our dicks. It is nice to believe that there is something ideal, it keeps us motivated and awake.
>>23747441
The girl of my dreams is one that lets me wait hand and foot on her and treats me the same way. I just got a lot of love to give, and need lots of love. I'm looking decent and am really nice as a person, but somehow I always get to know girls that rather want me to compensate their daddy issues than to love them.
>>23747536
that's a nice sentiment i think
i can't tell if it stresses me out or comforts me but i'm gonna go with it
>>23747608
that sounds rly nice, you seem like an alright guy, sry i think i'm probably one of the girls yr referring to in terms of how i go about relationships
>>23747608
That's pretty much every girl though.
>>23747622
>i can't tell if it stresses me out or comforts me but i'm gonna go with it
Just a statement. I guess we all have goals and dreams, and when we don't reach them it's better to be prepared. It applies to the ideal mate, I would think.
>That big tittied German girl in California who's going to school for fitness
She's pretty into me to, too bad were in totally different parts of the country.
>>23747441
I think right now I'd just like a girl who'd actually would want to talk to me and not just not respond for 2 weeks without saying anything especially after we had what I thought was a decent first conversation
I mean people have shit to do yeah but I just wish they'd tell me what I did or said wrong or something I don't know
10/10 mate for me would probably be an alternative version of this guy i have oneitis for, he's hella short (like 5'3''), really thick around the middle borderline chubby, thick cock, crooked smile, excellent beard.
It'll never happen because he doesn't like my shitty personality, but that body type (short + thick) is all i ever think about <3
>>23747630
most girls have daddy issues because I don't know how to successfully sustain a healthy relationship boo hiss ree
i have a hopelessly massive crush on a D list celebrity
nevermind who, anonymity at all, but fuck, no girl will ever compare to the ridiculous projections i've put onto this girl. she's just a bad bitch, classy and sexy and wild and dangerous all at once. if i can't have that, what's even the point?
>>23747460
I... hm. That was actually pretty interesting to read. I assume you at least do writing as a hobby? You seem to be good at it, so if not I really suggest picking it up.
I guess I'll post too give me a sec to organize my thoughts on this because I'm currently feeling a strong mix of melancholy and moodiness, like I'm slightly phased out of reality, and I should probably plan shit out unless I want another long rambling post no one will read
I don't really have a fantasy. I used to. In early high school I would find girls and put them up on ridiculous pedestals and nearly kill myself over them, and as I've gotten SLIGHTLY more mature I've learned how stupid of an idea that is
and I'm not sure if I care enough about specific details to have ideals for a lot of them
I know that doesn't make me healthy, though
I have a tendency to be drawn in by weakness and insecurity and want to fix it and heal it
I know that's unrealistic on its own, I can help people and support them but trying to fix someone's insecurities is just going to lead to an unhealthy possibly abusive relationship
But I know I get sucked in by this kind of thing
Maybe it's a good thing that I've never actually found anyone who could love me back, whether out of disinterest or other circumstances, because I'm a bit afraid of causing someone harm
oops this turned out to be a long rambling post no one will read anyway, sorry
I just want a girl that I can laugh and have fun with, that likes video games and MST3K and other nerdy shit. She doesn't have to be rail skinny, but I do want to be sexually attracted to her. She has to be very submissive in the bedroom and either on birth control or broken, but I want to respect and even admire her outside of the bedroom. That's pretty much it.
>>23748513
this is kind of cute in a weird way anon
>>23748534
oh
thank you
i think i am mostly just drunk and sad and sad and drunk and having one of those moments where you reflect on everything you have ever fucked up in your whole life, you know? i don't think i'm very good at writing. i am very good at writing about him, this boy, because he has been rattling around my brain for six years, but in general i am unsure. thank you though very sincerely because that is a very kind thing to say.
>>23748595
also very relate-able and you remind me of other people i have cared about and for a second i thought you might have been someone i know with these two posts and i got freaked the fuck out but it's kind of a nice familiarity. have a good night, sweet anon
>>23747441
Nice photograph OP. Is it original, or are you a fat lazy cunt?
>>23748802
Six years? That's a lot of time to be hung up on someone
Though I know how hard it is to, uh, not be hung up on someone, so I'm not really criticizing
I don't think I'm someone you know, but it's really interesting that I remind someone of someone else. I hope that's not a bad thing! The only time someone reminded me of someone else here, it was someone reminding me of my brother, and that was decidedly not pleasant...
>>23748802
Also sorry for sticking around even after you said good night, I'm feeling down too at the moment and misery loves company
>>23748802
OP, you're fixating. You've built something in your head that no one else will ever live up to, then you'll continue to be sad because no one else has lived up to it yet. I mean, even if he is "the one", unless you try to do something about it, it was never meant to be. And if it's not meant to be, then he can't be "the one", but instead, "the one that got away".
Yes I have a ridiculous unachievable fantasy
I want to marry some short skinny young (18-20) a-cup-boobs virgin. Basically an sbt/sma girl
spend a couple of years in marital bliss and extreme ddlg play. she doesn't know any better and thinks I have the biggest dick in the world. Control everything, down to the way she wears her hair, the color of her underwear, minor behavioral ticks and no porn ever. Slowly accumulate a huge variety of canes, paddles, even sometimes make her go outside and break off a switch - constant brutal spankings leaving her sobbing and covered with welts every single day as I mold her into the perfectly behaved waifu.
Then start popping out kids. I want lots of kids and would be a great dad spending time playing games and playing outside and helping with homework, all while remaining a pillar for my wife. I want a lot but would give a lot too.
Of course that'll never happen.
>tfw tranny
>tfw 'right wing' political ideals
every guy I meet either
likes me being alive but hates my politics
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likes my politics but hates me being alive
>>23748802
fuck yeah it's kinda cute, i'm fucking adorable, but it's stupid and pointless
all these real life girls are so boring and insecure and whiny.
like everyone has their insecurities but god damn are there any girls left with a little bit of self-confidence?
i've gotten over my insecure neediness of my younger years. why can't everyone else?
also have raven black hair and an appreciation for classic rock
when did this post turn into a personal ad
fucking shit.
What's worse, never meeting your dream girl or meeting her and loosing her? Because the latter happened to me
Will post story if anyone is interested
It would just be nice if someone actually wanted to date me meh
>>23747441
I'm married but I fell in love with someone else.. I'm miserable now
Boohoo I'm alone so I'll spend time and energy in a way that will never improve my situation.
Fucking get up and go meet people you sacks of shit. This is only making you less fucking attractive and dateable. Go fucking exercise or learn something or meet a new person who might actually be a good for you.
Or do the world a favor and kill yourself you are wasting oxygen.
