Assumptions Thread
(last one is full)
>>23720787
You cheat on your girlfriend
>>23720787
You use conditioner
>>23720810
You have difficulty talking to girls
>>23720787
Has a Youtube account he made years ago with badly edited videos mocking school and teachers..etc.
>>23720810
Has older cooler brother he's trying to imitate.
>>23720787
you like red peppers better than the green ones
>>23720810
has an opiate addiction
>>23720915
never responds to people on snapchat
>>23720924
>Thoughts on dress that's my sister /b/
>>23720810
you cheat on your girlfriend
>>23720787
you play tennis
>>23720915
you hate everything
>>23720924
aand you try too hard
>>23720915
S A D G I R L S
>>23720935
when do u plan on getting dreads
>>23720932
ur favorite movie is fight club lmao
>>23720787
You dont poo in loo
>>23720924
ay gurl u put da AZZ in AZZUMPTIONS
>>23720810
you probably shout things at people when you're with your friends
>>23720915
you act edgier than you are
>>23720924
you'd go home with some lad called dave from luton cause he showed you attention
>>23720932
you like hitlers ideals just not the jew hating
>>23720943
you're good looking and you know it
i need to take a new picture this doesn't really reflect me anymore but oh well
>>23720787
grew up with overprotective parents
>>23720810
''i'm a nice guy''
>>23720915
socially awkward, socially anxious, wtvs
>>23720924
likes that shitty philadelphia roll every wannabe japanese restaurant is trying for it to happen (but i'll tell you, it's not going to happen)
>>23720932
never done drugs, doesn't like alcohol
>>23720935
likes ragecomics
>>23720943
chelseas, leather jacket, marine striped shirt, slp jeans.
>>23720943
thinking about shaving it all off
>>23720968
what the fuck is a rage comic
>>23720787
Indian telemarketer
>>23720810
Under age fuckboy
>>23720915
Nihilist
>>23720924
You have a friend with bigger boobs so you try too hard
>>23720932
You think your smarter than than your mates but your actually not
>>23720935
Savage.. Jk you lack creativity and originality
>>23720943
Girls like you but you don't like girls
>>23720966
Idk you're too plain
>>23720968
3edgy5me
>>23720989
guess here's an edgy picture which describes my personality more than that picture
>>23720984
yao ming, fffffuuuu, everything went better than expected... All those shitty 2011 and back memes
>>23720966
you'd love people asking you your fav film director just to flaunt about some random Belarusian guy and get props to your OMGSOALTERNATIVE likings.
>>23720787
You smell like spices.
>>23720810
Tries to be/seem "hard" at school.
>>23720915
No offense, but you look socially awkward.
>>23720924
Loves attention.
>>23720932
You're German.
>>23720935
L A D
>>23721003
I don't know what you are, or what you're talking about you make me extremely confused
but here's another fuck everything
K let's see
>>23721008
>2016
>offended
You want to be the Korean dream
I am tho, SuperJuinior man.
>>23720989
Idk what I am exactly
Your shirt is of great value.
>>23720968
Maybe
Emotionally unstable.
>>23720966
boii edgy is sufficient enough
You watch Game of thrones.
>>23720943
Kek
You're funny, you also a bully at times.
>>23720935
I think
Loving that edge
You're sarcastic a lot, and quite smart.
>>23720932
Don't have snapchat
You on your way to become a meme.
>>23721003
im very into alternative music if you'd said that about music artists you'd be closer
>>23721043
never seen game of thrones , not a big tv person
>>23720787
the guy no one knows who invited him at a party, but he's always there
>>23720915
"everybody hates me because im different"
>>23720924
as shallow as one can be
>>23720935
could actually be cool
>>23720943
"my daddy is a lawyer" type
>>23720966
can't hang out with guys because the lack of masculinity
>>23720968
like's being dominated
>>23720984
good grades, good life, no happiness
>>23720989
jobless, not even trying
Is it ok to post if I was in the other thread?
>>23721086
i do agree i look quite effeminate in that picture, when i am out later i will try to take a picture which reflects the real me friend
You look like the kind of guy i strike a chat with in a smoking area and ends up being chill
>>23721099
who are you asking permission from? is your mum on soc or something, can already tell you're timid
>>23721107
Nah, it's just that I posted in the last thread already.
>>23721119
it's ok! Most of people over here have been posting over and over for months (and i'm one of them xo)
>>23720915
you seem quite smart as well, I could picture you listening to some avantgarde records and appreciating contemporary art, I also get the impression that you're good at math.
You're right, I am way too timid :/
>>23720966
>>23721107
You enjoy pop music with your friends but secretly prefer indie guitar stuff
>>23720968
>>23721127
You're deeply interested in the paranormal, but don't actually believe in it
>>23720932
Auditioned for a role in a Shakespeare play at school, ended up doing music instead
>>23720935
Eats junk food all the time without getting fat
>>23720943
Has like 5 different snapchat accounts
>>23720989
Spends 2+ hours in the morning looking just scruffy enough
>>23721008
Extremely fashion-concious, browses /fa/ just to laugh at them
>>23721086
Recently hit a rough spot and is getting it together again
>>23721008
You ride bikes
>>23721086
You're pretty chill but you don't get out much
>>23721028
You're like the straight man in a stoner comedy duo
>>23721191
nah all of my friends are into alternative rock and so am i
>>23721028
are those mentols
>>23721086
nailed it
>>23721211
likes football and fantasy movies
>>23721191
into dark and sad music
>>23721086
jerks off in front of the computer a lot
>>23721028
takes it all very easy but is actually sad
>>23721008
is underweight
>>23721003
went to a big gay party
>>23721227
post another pic you look silly there
>>23721217
i may look like an edgy pretentious retard but no those are not menthols, they make your balls shrink and make my throat burn
>>23720968
Would be a plain background character if you didnt act "different." Also feels like your still young, maybe 16-18 so you still got that air of pompousness that younger people brazenly try to show off. *tips to ya*
>>23720915
Just trying to be cool here. Be casual, be cool, no problems. Also top memer
>>23720810
Young, self conscious. Probably not too bright either.
>>23720935
Try hard and thinks its working... lel
>>23720989
Chill and confident
>>23721008
... Something just looks off
>>23721086
Drugs and music, probably friendly. Otherwise not very noteworthy.
>>23720787
Filter makes it look like im looking at an actual photo not one from ur phone. Or ur phones curry potatoe quality
>>23720966
W-what u thinkin about over there man? Need some help?
>>23720924
Nice body, average af face. Would not notice in a crowd.
>>23720932
Nice german man. Gives off a grandpa vibe
>>23720787
You watch too much porn
>>23720810
You own several beaded necklaces
>>23720915
Feminist
>>23720924
Self esteem dependant on how many fuckboys in tow
>>23720932
Secret Nazi
>>23720935
Smoke weed erryday
>>23720943
Strained relationship with father
>>23720787
You like to play football.
>>23720810
You don't care for how young you look, though you score all the 16 year olds.
>>23720915
Really into fantasy and art. Cosplayed a few times.
>>23720924
You don't pay for 90% of the alcohol you drink.
>>23720932
You were a nazi in a past life.
>>23720935
Your favourite RPG series is Final Fantasy.
>>23720943
Wanted to be an actor as a kid.
>>23720966
Mainly listens to punk from the 80's.
>>23720968
Aspires to be the doctor from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
>>23720989
You're a gr8 value m8
>>23721008
First day Yakuza member.
>>23721086
You played some instrument as a kid and haven't picked it up in years.
>>23721191
Secretly a forest nymph.
>>23721211
total br0
>>23721233
You're tall and used to box.
>>23721211
has been told he looks like PC principal
>>23721191
used to attend LAN parties
>>23721086
puts in more effort than it appears
>>23721265
Bitch I am cool here.
>>23720915
faggot
>>23720924
heartbreaker
>>23721257
>>23721227
not you
she's middle-eastern?
or at least mediterranean
>>23721268
original prince of persia for the japanese famicon, pretty much the only game i ever played, also dig your aesthetic quite a bit, you look like one of those uk underground street fighters, rad.
>>23721281
2kool5skool
Assumptions?
>>23721265
nailed me. More, please. (Not sarcastic, you really nailed me!)
>>23721257
shit you're a 9 do you mind if i ask where you're from
>>23721302
a man
>>23721313
You can see its a girl
>>23721324
portugal, italy, spain?
>>23721333
cool trips.
now post a timestamp because i doubt you are the girl in the pictures.
>>23721333
you do have serbian eyes! they are pretty, I have a few friends from beograd
>>23721302
>>23721320
Str8 laced from the looks and reply. Had two tight asses for parents. If u become a teacher, kids would hate u.
>>23721268
Polack thug. Manlet.
>>23721277
Has a lot of friends from the "hood"
>>23721257
Thougt u were hermoine until i expanded pic, then was dissapoint. Look like an austrian (i dont even know what austrians look like)
>>23721257
Svi misle da si 'fina', ali zapravo nemaju pojma koliko stvari ti se vrti po glaviu i o cemu sve razmisljas
Assumes?
>>23721333
Ako bi htela da me dodaš na skajpu
http://pastebin.com/Xfy7Ly80
>>23721392
Really? Why?
>>23721043
I know pretty much nothing about Korea in general lol
>>23721191
Spot on, really
>>23721211
I actually do own a motorbike, but I don´t really ride it
>>23721233
Am underweight, can confirm. Was addicted to tramadol a year ago, lost around 30 kg in 6 months, had a stroke, now clean
>>23721265
Theres always something off, aint it mate
>>23721268
lol no
>>23721427
why not? you seem like an interesting person
>>23721377
not you
>>23721267
Really likes some form of Metal.
>>23721268
Plays soccer or rugby
>>23721277
Wearing that hat ironically
>>23721302
Worries that you seem overbearing
>>23721377
Has gone through major body image problems in the past.
>>23721826
Studying to or currently works with children. Calls people sweetie
>>23721377
16. Gets anxious sbout how guys view her
>>23721302
Sorta intimidates guys
>>23721277
You're all about fishing and huntin
>>23721268
Socially anxious
>>23721267
Has said 'is this vegan?' once in his life
>>23721257
You'd stop for a hitchhiker
>>23721233
You're good at life
>>23721227
Had tinder at 16
>>23721211
Kidneys of iron, can drink like a fish
>>23721961
Haha, both wrong on my part, I am curious about your reasoning, though.
>>23722011
You just seem like the maternal type. I can see you rushing to your friends house when they are in a post breakup cocoon of tissues and ice cream or sitting next to every clubs awkward crying girl haha
>>23722063
Fair enough, haha. And I have acted in that maternal role before, I guess. Just not all the time.
>>23720787
Everyone on the train hates you because your screaming something indian into your phine and you dont use toilet paper
>>23720935
You don't play by the rules
.>>23720943
Son Goku is your role model
>>23721191
You collect gundam models
>>23721211
Is proud of his irish heritage
>>23720787
Unnecessarily combs mustache
>>23722123
I think every girl dies at some point, you eventually reach a point where no one but you has a semblance of having their shit together haha
Assume me, I wanna see if you can do a better job than I did haha
>>23720915
you get along better with guys than girls
>>23720943
you're related to me
>>23720968
you want to be a pretty girl
>>23721191
you have a 2D gf
>>23721257
you like poetry
>>23721961
you're an undercover twink
>>23722197
most of the girls you date are at least 5 years younger, you have a small dick and you think you might be gay
>>23722276
>>23722203
Haha, alright:
You're nerdier than most people think at first glance, but that's because you make an effort not to fit the stereotypes.
>>23722184
You have a sarcastic sense of humor that people are offened by
>>23722197
Enjoy night clubs and blond chicks
>>23722295
You like shopping at express
>>23722420
Your talking to a Republican. Republican says he wants his money back.
>>23721826
not you
>>23721961
socially active and fun, but a bit dorky in an endearing way
>>23722184
quiet, and when you do talk it's mainly snark
>>23722197
most of your girlfriends are considerably younger than you.
>>23722295
probably bisexual
>>23722420
you never did very well in school.
>>23722568
Spot on lol. The teachers said I was gifted but never applied myself. I guess it was a nice way of saying lazy and careless.
>>23722568
loves nice blue dresses
>>23722420
know all conspiracy theories
>>23722295
buys a lot of fashion, likes cars
>>23722197
tried all kinds of drugs
>>23722184
hates his town
>>23720915
into modern art, edgy girl.
would probably enjoy conversing with you
>>23722568
Has had cum sprayed on her pretty face for an A more than once.
hello
>>23722695
bullied as a kid
>>23722758
wrongggg
>>23722306
Spot on. Everyone at my summer camp thought I was a fratboy Chad, until I got real high and unleashed my powerlevel haha
>>23722874
Yay!
I'll admit, I had some help, since I noticed that "Edge of the Empire" rulebook behind you.
>>23722645
Secretly loves Disney
>>23722568
Probably bisexual, into Dr who and scifi shit
>>23722420
Thinks the matrix is the bees knees
>>23722295
Has seriously considered plastic surgery, holds aesthetics v seriously
>>23721961
Is sick of all the ginger jokes
>>23721377
Chooses all her boyfriends' clothes
>>23721268
V angsty teenage years
>>23721267
Stoned all the time and proud
>>23722914
fan of indie music
>>23722914
Smokes too much weed
>>23722645
Really into a band no one really cares about
>>23722568
Gave tours to incoming freshman and a community college
>>23722420
Spends too much time at the strip club
>>23722276
Bisexual, but prefers girls
>>23722184
Plays league of legends....a lot
>>23722953
Adjusted for angle
>>23722953
Are you trying to insult me, bitch?
>>23722963
Yeah you do look like the type of homo that plays League sorry pal
>>23720787
Brazillian Engineering applicant
>>23720810
Fuckboi in training
>>23720915
2edgy4everyone
>>23720924
Used to be a really nerdy and unattractive girl now hot. Happy that you can turn down chad
>>23720932
German. Efficient. Listens to Kraftwerk in the dark.
>>23720935
Plays video games and always plays as an evil lady
>>23720943
Does Ket and goes to raves unironically
>>23720966
Wishes he was a lumberjack but lives in downtown LA and can't grow a beard
>>23720968
Dad never came back from getting those cigarettes did he?
>>23720984
Let's Play channel at least 10k subs
>>23720989
Shia Lebouef's long lost son. Dead inside. Good ukelele player.
>>23721008
Goes on /fa/ wishes he will one day model as a prettiboi
>>23721086
Not a serial killer
>>23721191
Androgynous [?]
>>23721211
Cooks for everyone. Even when you shouldn't.
>>23721233
Volunteers at puppy shelter by day, runs illegal fight club at night
>>23721257
Vegan, loves animals
>>23721302
Loves Football, dates quarterback
>>23721277
Slav King
>>23721377
40-year old neckbeard or party chick
>>23721826
Scene kid who never stopped
>>23721961
Swell guy
>>23722184
Studies art at uni
>>23722197
Dennis from 30 Rock
>>23722276
Chaddy McChad
>>23722420
TheNeedleDrop
>>23722568
Could play the evil bitch in high school films. dank otherwise
>>23722645
lifts raw steel
>>23722914
Young Conservative, loves Reagan
>>23722963
Nah, but all of my friends who play league obsessively look a lot like you. Fuck, I dated a couple of them, so consider it a compliment.
>>23722984
didn't even met dad.
>>23722985
You're an even bigger loser than me for dating people who play league of legends
>>23723006
Actually he just beats me everyday. Both beating me up and beating me off so it's aight.
>>23723010
I mean I'm not disagreeing with you. However I do relentlessly make fun of those tools for playing it.
>>23722961
Has daddy issues, but is cute enough I would gf if she liked assholes.
>>23723019
Why are dating losers like that? Its not like you need it with looks like that
>>23723059
Is angry he sucks at a simple video game.
>>23723059
Because they are the only nerds who wanna date traps
Ayy, you look pretty passable to be honest. If you didnt mention it I wouldn't have thought you have a cock
>>23722984
>>>23721191
>Androgynous [?]
What's with the question mark? It's a descriptor.
>>23722984
Really? I'm liberal af! xD
>>23722897
Nah, cheating doesn't count sorry. I'm taking that as a win
>>23723207
I wasn't too sure, could be grill could be trap could be dude
>>23723239
Not sure why you just look like a quite conservative friend of mine. I just find thw whole concept hilarious of young attractive teenage girls with a poster of Reagan and Thatcher they stare dreamily while they watch wall street.
>>23723251
Ah... fair enough, haha.
>>23723256
Reagan and Thatcher? Oh no, i stare at a picture of Nixon when i watch Wallstreet.. He's just so fucking dreamy xD
>>23723358
Eisenhower can take me any day
>>23723378
Eisenhower is one sexyy motherfucker
>>23723237
You think moving the camera directly above you will hide your fat.
>protip
It won't.
im sorry i have a problem with my pc i cant upload photos but
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/16/06/64/16066449835ad9577ea5214619db6b16.jpg
>>23722984
Columbian druglord
>>23722961
Has raped a man
>>23722930
Was the one who got raped
>>23722914
Farted really loudly during s presentation once
>>23722695
Tried doing a backflip into a pool but bellyflopped
>>23722645
Has peed on someone
>>23722568
Burned ants with a magnifying glass >>23722420
Has said the phrase "what is credit?" before
>>23723690
has shat on someone
>>23723014
LMAO GURL i meant I never met my dad, not you! Love u <3!!
>>23726366
likes to get choked
>>23723237
You like to get freaky
>>23723690
Virgin
>>23726366
>>23726376
I'd say spanked ...
Is that a wig?
what assumptions will you make?
>>23726743
virgin, reads a lot
>>23726838
woah you probably get titfucked...a lot
>>23720787
beta indian
>>23720810
is probably gay
>>23720915
very spooky and and many ghosts attached to her
>>23720924
fucks men for money
>>23720932
intelligent
>>23720935
you're a fucking druggo but you're sick af
>>23720943
male model tier alpha male
>>23720968
listens to MGMT way too much and does lots of psychs
>>23720984
hnnggg what the fuck are you
>>23720989
has a better than great value
>>23721008
insecure about your looks but probably cool irl
>>23721086
accepts himself for who he is and doesn't give two fucks
>>23721191
qt but your gender is a mystery to me, would make qt trans of either gender imo
>>23721211
your average american joe
>>23721227
insecure sometimes but is a total blast to hand around, bitchy
>>23721233
an intelligent man who seeks enlightenment through knowledge *tips minora*
>>23721257
absolutely beautiful inside and out, a literal ray of sunshine
>>23721267
fucking sick jaw and plays guitar to make the ladies wet
>>23721268
smokes hella weed and maybe even vapes
>>23721277
average dude, almost normie tier
>>23721302
gorgeous, probably not single
>>23721377
seeking validation that you don't need
>>23721826
troll tits
>>23721961
possible anxiety issues
>>23722184
grumpy pants, what a silly grumpy face you have
>>23722197
could not give two fucks about life or the opinions in this thread
>>23722276
fucking normie tier
>>23722420
bored normie on the computer but still hiding behind the irony of it all
>420 aayyyy
>>23722568
qt grill with a heart of gold
>>23722695
>huge jacked man seeking validation from his autist peers on /soc/
>>23722914
next level qt who can casts love spells on people with her mind
>>23722930
a an average nigga who is curious about life and it's mysteries, dank ass spirit sick
>>23722953
likes to blaze it up, very beautiful and interesting looking
>>23722984
>is too insecure to let me see his eyes
no assumption with a clear look into the windows to the soul
part two coming soon....
>>23723690
likes to shit on people
>>23726366
does black magic and can get fucked over easily
>>23726524
normie tier
>>23726743
intellectual type, values knowledge more than genitals but still likes to have sex
>>23726857
RDJ's long lost son
>>23726895
has at least 2 cats
>>23726857
hates going outside
>>23726743
interested in norse mythology
>>23726524
loves weed
>>23726366
total virgin
>>23723690
your friends merely tolerate you
>>23723237
has a fetlife account
>>23722984
goes to gay bars but is totally not gay
>>23722961
believes in astrology
>>23727031
>is a native Californian and stinks rn
You a correct, I have two but live in a home with four.
>>23727044
not californian no
>>23727086
very hip, somewhere where the hip gals hang out. maybe art school, getting those vibes
>>23726524
plays video games a lot
>>23726857
studies math
>>23726895
has 2 cats and a dog
>>23727031
tries too hard
>>23727329
works long hours at a job he hates,
perhaps an aspiring mall cop
>>23727031
cosplays and has cats
>>23726895
High pitched voice
>>23726524
The cool quiet guy in his group of friends
>>23726670
no, it's my real hair
>>23727329
I have two cats but and live with a dog but I dislike the dog. ;)
>>23727569
it's actually kinda manly for a girl, or at least I tell myself that
>>23727569
secretly likes nerdy things
>>23727329
is into cars
>>23727031
smokes weed
>>23726895
loves cats
>>23726857
wishes he was taller
>>23726743
likes art
>>23726524
goes to the gym
>>23726366
likes anime and cosplaying
>>23723690
drinks cheap beer
>>23722984
bisexual
>>23722961
had an emo phase in middle school
>>23722930
doesn't really like the outdoors
>>23726895
not bad anon
its from a while ago but its still pretty much relevant.
I need better new pics for these threads.
>>23721191
Virgin
>>23728452
Weirdish quiet kid who is really smart but not a lot of close friends
>>23727928
Left: likes Star Trek and tabletops Right: likes Bjork and vidya
>>23727912
Really good listener, has problems that you hold inside because you're known to everyone as the listener.
>>23727569
Aryan youth
>>23727329
Browses /r/Android
>>23720787
>>23721268
I assume were getting married
>>23727912
Im assuming youre male
>>23727569
U already know youre gorgeous
>>23720932
I feel like youve been TOLD your pretty, and thats why you think you are
>>23720935
Ur fucking hilarious, arent you
>>23720966
Bro u fucked my ex gf didnt you
>>23720968
"nobody understands"
Actually noone cares
>>23721233
You look like We would have a grand time at an ol' irish pub
>>23721302
You assume youre going to be told how superficial you are for knowing youre goodlooking.
Naw girl, flaunt that shit. You damn fine honey
>>23720787
I'm drunk and curious
Do me!
>>23720915
Tumblr obsessed
>>23720943
Lowkey freaky as hell
>>23720966
Lost Hemsworth brother
>>23720968
Male prostitute
>>23721008
Yakuza member
>>23721028
Junkie
>>23721227
Camgirl
Just typed random shit idk
>>23729132
You look exactly like "camgirl"
>>23729110
I'm OP, what you curious about?
>>23729110
First thing I assumed was you really like anal?
>>23729132
Fiesty/princess complex
>>23728769
Never learns
>>23729110
Ashley The Engineer
>>23729122
Horrid self image issues
>>23729132
Ain't got shit
>>23728700
pretty nice and goofy in person
>>23728769
recently out of a not great relationship
>>23729110
have gotten really upset about something they saw on the internet
>>23729122
loud
>>23729132
bad relationship w/ parents
>>23728769
Sorry, I'm married.
#swerve
>>23729281
I dunno, guess what your impressions are of me
>>23729288
DING DING DING!
>>23729334
To me!
>>23729338
I knew it :p also you're really cute and I'd love to take your ass
>>23720787
Down's syndrome or IQ under 70
>>23729424
Well considering the only other hole I got is my mouth, solid choice <3
>>23726895
>qt but your gender is a mystery to me, would make qt trans of either gender imo
I'm not sure what to make of this D:
I knew I was fairly androgynous but holy shit
>>23720787
You work in a call center
>>23720810
What the fuck. Why are you pulling that face?
>>23720935
too cool for school
>>23720915
You don't know how to pose for a camera so you just pull faces instead
>>23720968
Sodomite.
>>23721086
All the lights in your house are broken
>>23721191
You're too young to be here
>>23727912
Are you one of those hermaphrodites I've been hearing about?
>>23727928
Are you the neckbeard or the chick with FAS?
>>23728452
Again, too young
>>23728473
Yes, you do.
>>23729122
Gladly.
Hmm?
>>23729788
You would cheat on your girlfriend.
>>23720787
Has touched Pito to the mirror
>>23720810
Sticks his lips in a vacuum hose everyday for max succ
>>23720935
Narc
>>23720943
Idek guy...probably like modern art or some shit
>>23720966
Looks like you would use the word "loathe" for everything
>>23720968
KEK
>>23720989
How many CL meetups have you backed out of now?
>>23721086
>not even trying
Stealing this for you :*
>>23726857
Most of the assumptions were true, bumpin more
>>23728491
>Left: likes Star Trek and tabletops Right: likes Bjork and vidya
Everyone from the 80's liked Next Gen.
>>23729643
Neither, what the hell is FAS? Speak English.
>>23728769
wow, you're really pretty
<3
>>23731452
really into league of legends
>>23731452
Picture of a dead guy... nice try.
>>23721233
Lol, sup manly totemface, you are EVERYWHERE
>>23729460
THE CAKE HAS BEEN UNVEILED
>>23729296
you're a geology major
>>23729296
Everyone thinks you play bass, but you don't play bass.
>>23729302
Ridiculously pretentious yet nowhere near as cultured as he thinks he is.
>>23729307
Autism.
>>23729341
Very low self esteem, spends most of her time on the internet.
>>23729788
Closet gay.
>>23731452
You don't have anything going for you.
>>23735758
You're Jackie Chan.
>>23735871
Is very passionate about annoying party guitarists despite no one really caring much
>>23729788
Bisexual
>>23728473
is straight but gets hit on by gay dudes and doesn't know why
>>23720968
lost virginity through Grindr
>>23720966
insecure
>>23736081
>Is very passionate about annoying party guitarists despite no one really caring much
Close.
Replace annoying party guitarists with film and Abrahamic religion history though.
>>23736081
>>23736102
And manga.
These threads are the best.
>>23720787
Art school fuckboy
>>23736081
15 and really likes linkin park
>>23735871
Stoner/hipster
>>23729307
Casually likes anime
>>23736296
kawaii
>>23736199
Me
>>23736296
You trade stocks. Etfs
>>23736304
You work in the field you studied in
>>23736304
fuck my SC:
@coolgayroommate
>>23736199
you live with your parents
>>23735871
you learnt how to play guitar to impress people. Not really bothered with making music
>>23731452
you spend a lot of time indoors
>>23729302
you like to think you're a classy person but you try too hard
>>23729122
you have some self esteem issues but you can handle them. You like to read but only occasionally
>>23728769
you come from a relatively wealthy family
>>23727569
shitty taste in music
>>23727329
you think looking crazy in a pic = interesting.
>>23726524
you spend lots of hours at the gym
pretty fun doing this although i probably didn't get any of them right
