assumption thread
>>23707082
Wild guess, you're a girl.
>>23707082
be my gf
>>23707092
thanks.
>>23707095
cool
>>23707106
what's your kik
>>23707106
Okay, for real though, you seem like a nice girl, able to take a joke etc, sensible :)
>>23707108
i was joking
>>23707082
You like coffee ice cream and like trying new things, especially things that might scare you
>>23707082
spic niga
>>23707136
ginger niga
>>23707137
asian niga faget
>>23707082
You're still pretty innocent... like I see you giving shy, maybe even lackluster, blowjobs. Although you probably daydream about a guy you're sucking off to just man up and facefuck you already.
>>23707082
Basic as fuck
>>23707137
Ching my chong
>>23707158
Confident. Thinks that she is smart but actually isn't. Terrible in bed.
>>23707082
Fucking loves red wine
>>23707137
You did alright in school, but your parents would have liked it if you did better
>>23707158
You own at least 1 pink floyd t shirt. Also only gets asked out by guys you don't want to ask you out
>>23707137
pretty accurate
>>23707157
hilarious
>>23707177
im ok with it
>>23707177
Rotating muh picture correctly
>>23707158
too much time on 4chan to be happy
>>23707082
You're that average girl. Never been the popular one nor the nerdy one.
>>23707137
You're into some kind of sport. Nice guy.
>>23707158
why are you doing that with your mouth? looks horrible.
>>23707198
People used to judge you, that's why you changed one point in your life.
A chill guy I assume.
>>23707202
Too bad, faggot. Thanks for worrying
>>23707212
You seem very mystical. And my goodness, such a beauty! Your eyes has me ^_^
>>23707082
Likes wine and painting pottery
>>23707212
Likes vinyl more then most
>>23707137
Fun dude pretty sporty
>>23707158
Likes grunge and pop punk music
>>23707212
Not as horrible as that duckface you're trying to make
>>23707230
Doesn't even look like she's trying to. Sounds like you're jealous of her desu, just stop.
>>23707237
White knighting girls on 4chan is just pathetic and depressing :^)
>>23707222
Why thank you! Actually made me smile.
>>23707229
You like to know more than the others.
>>23707230
Mad cause got some criticism. lolo
>>23707247
I'm not, it's better than sitting there in your moms basement trying to degrade girls for no reason. And worst part about it too is she isn't even making a duck face, you failed kid ;)
>>23707248
You're more than welcome :) shit, you should be smiling all the time! Be proud of your beauty, trust me <3
>>23707229
Has been with two girls at the same time maaaaaaaan d:^ )
>>23707212
Polski?
Also your favourite drink is a dry martini. But don't even fukn think about adding extra olives. only one olive is fine
>>23707082
TFW NO BF
>>23707136
Into black dudes
>>23707137
Studying economics and working in your parents fish and chips shop
>>23707158
Way too up yourself
>>23707198
You have social anxiety but you're trying to fix it
>>23707212
No way that's you
>>23707082
Basic white girl who likes Starbucks and abbreviates everything lol
>>23707137
Ball is life
>>23707158
Only like indie music and films
>>23707198
Metal head
>>23707229
Super into himself
>>23707082
I assume you would remove me from skype in less than one week
>>23707271
>You have social anxiety but you're trying to fix it
Lol yeah. pic is a few months old. I've learned to stand less rigid/ look less awkward. It's pretty noticeable in this pic tho eh?
>>23707274
Pretty chill dude. Likes edm and drives a Subaru
>>23707264
I really appreciate it! You're doing a good job with making me smile. hah.
>>23707270
Close, Lithuanian. And favorite drink is wine. Good guess though.
>>23707271
I'll take that as a compliment.
You usually have a dudes night, almost every weekend.
>>23707274
You probably are a bit stubborn, but you would take a bullet for your closest friends or family.
>>23707274
ex-trailer trash attempting to imitate the rich kids of intagram
>>23707306
It's easy to say shit like that without posting a pic.
>>23707082
You are a mental health nurse. You always go out with your friends for coffee/tea breaks.
>>23707136
You go on a lot of cruises and enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks
>>23707137
You like sports, like motorbike racing or something familiar. Adrenaline junkie.
>>23707158
You go to these little indie pubs every Saturday and talk about moody stuff. Too cool for school.
>>23707198
Biggest black sabbath fan. Or your into surfing.
>>23707212
They can never spell your name correctly when you go to Starbucks. Pretty popular.
>>23707229
Funny, off the wall kind of guy. Good with English.
>>23707271
Goes to uni and gets smashed every weekend. Still able to get good grades.
>>23707274
Sort of a loner, but you really like watching basketball
>>23707320
yes, pretty spot on
>>23707302
Hah ;) i shouldn't have to for you to smile cutie, but glad to hear that i am helping :D care to share more by chance? Cutest I've seen all day jesus
>>23707082
vodka is your liquor of choice
>>23707136
probably experimented with a few drugs
>>23707137
you play basketball or tennis
>>23707158
special snowflake
>>23707198
you were tired of being the metal kid that got picked on at a predominantly hiphop/pop school, so you got buff and made a name for yourself
>>23707212
you stare at yourself a lot
>>23707229
care about your hygiene and the way you look
>>23707271
no fucks given
>>23707274
you listen to lil wayne
>>23707320
>Biggest black sabbath fan. Or your into surfing.
lol more surfing than Black Sabbath but i do love me some feggin ozzy osbourne
>>23707327
didnt add pic ooooops
>>23707306
>>23707312
It's whatever, it's just the internet haha
>>23707285
cool, but why
Just meme my shit up tbqh pham.
>>23707082
Plain Jane.
>>23707136
Bit dead inside.
>>23707137
Tries to Chad it up after going through rather bad teen years.
>>23707158
Has adopted semi-ironical mode of talking to strangers. Doesn't leave home often.
>>23707198
Wishes he'd be very fit. Something holds you back.
>>23707212
Bit vapid. Maybe air headed.
>>23707229
Had messy look because he didn't care for better one, now has adopted it.
>>23707271
That guy who doesn't care about life too much nor takes it seriously.
>>23707274
Must be into /fa/.
>>23707320
Drew a lot in teenage years.
>>23707302
>Lithuanian
Bybis.
>>23707334
Plays an instrument. /mu/sician?
>>23707326
The sunlight is a bit blocking, but I don't really have a lot of photos of myself.
>>23707334
>>23707327
You are confident, great self-esteem. You hear out other people, respect different opinions than yours.
>>23707409
clever, used to play drums but ive shifted my talents towards the kazoo recently
>>23707409
>Bybis
lololo
>>23707320
Almost right but my grades are excellent.
>>23707424
For once I was correct.
>>23707432
Lithuanian is a meme language.
Zirga galva here.
>>23707422
that's pretty spot on, though i've been feeling like shit recently. but when i'm in a good mood that's accurate
>>23707327
The opposite really. You look like you travel a lot
>>23707424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRpdIrq7Rbo
>>23707452
i directed this
>>23707271
Not into black dudes at all
>>23707320
Never been on a cruise
>>23707327
A few when I was younger
>>23707082
You like vinyl and rum&coke. You upload a new fb profile pic at least once a month. You have borderline psychoses
>>23707136
You're eastern European descent and youve done a plentiful amount of anal. You also have little input & control over group decisions.
>>23707137
You like your backyard. you wanna hatefuck every girl you see.
>>23707158
You're more show than action and that's because you have am image to uphold. You defiantly won't get loose in crowds. You also like to smoke socially and you drink vodka unironically.
>>23707198
You think putting the toilet seat down is for pussies. You like to skank at raves but you feel uncomfortable after a while.
>>23707212
You know ur fit and have had the attention of many betas. Youd go lesbian if u found someone attractive enough. You also like coffee at night.
>>23707229
You have a lovely smile, very patient and you help interns alot. You also support Barcelona fc.
>>23707271
You are the right wing aids skrillex. You prefer pills to weed and you used to get laid fairly regularly.
>>23707274
You are very into the club scene because u know djs and dealers, you use rap as a tool for motivation that being said you appreciate rock aswell.
>>23707320
You are really driven, u dish out the banter. You also man handle your men in the bedroom.
>>23707520
Only gay for skrillex.
>>23707422
If youre a 7/10 youll put out on the first date.
>>23707409
Favorite quote is "You cant climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets"
>>23707334
Talks to his friends like, "Ayy Vato."
>>23707520
i am the right wing aids yes. Can't stand weed, I take pills from strangers because I'm a loose cunt. Been going through a dry spell as of late.
>>23707158
>filename
only the newest of newfags get fooled by jewgirl
>>23707137
you have the same personality as brandon, you're his asian counterpart
>>23707274
loves the idea of getting cucked but gotta find a gf first
>>23707320
not hot enough to chill with the popular crowd, not ugly enough to be a nerd
>>23707409
"how do u want ur webcam?"
"just fuck my shit up senpai"
>>23707544
Jumped on the "aesthetic" bandwagon too late
>>23707422
Fake bad-girl
>>23707334
Vapes
>>23707544
Genuinely misses the acting of paul walker
>>23707520
Just got out of a serious relationship
>>23707422
Most of your favourite nights are a bit of a blur
>>23707409
Killed a man just to watch him die
>>23707334
Great with the female persuasion
>>23707320
Has been to an anti trump rally
>>23707274
Thinks Yeezy is the pinnacle of hip hop
>>23707271
Life of the party
>>23707565
Hahahah wtf
>>23707589
Idk bout a pinnacle, but Ye is a genius
Will rate later. Pretty tired.
>>23707589
Fairly calm guy, good at cooking tasty food but nothing too extravagant.
>>23707580
Has trouble sleeping, did economics/history at university
>>23707565
Likes american football and beer
>>23707544
Very polarising person, secretly likes Japanese tv
>>23707520
Not good at taking photos
>>23707334
You lost your dad when you were young.
>>23707409
Youve recently moved back in with your parents. You don't like to laugh.
>>23707422
You would definitely fuck me if I was the last man on earth. You really like your own space.
>>23707544
You are yolo incarnate
>>23707565
You have Argentinian heritage. You hate yourself but you are strong enough to keep it bottled up.
>>23707580
You like indie gothic. Patrick Bateman is your idle. You would like to be an actor.
>>23707589
You work with kids, some kind of teacher or community outreach worker.
>>23707082
u lost ur virginity as a teen
>>23707136
u like disney movies
>>23707137
u like white girls
>>23707158
u smoke weed bc it's cool
>>23707198
ur looking for a girl w similar music tastes to urs
>>23707212
never left the country
>>23707229
reads the print version of the newspaper
>>23707271
likes getting fucked up on illegal substances
>>23707274
life centers around flirting w girls
>>23707320
couldn't be a bitch if her life depended on it
>>23707334
bad at math
>>23707409
won't date a fat girl
>>23707422
is not religious, but is spiritual
>>23707520
jerks off multiple times a day
>>23707544
frat boi
>>23707565
has messed up interests
>>23707580
drinks lots of coffee
>>23707589
will be a good dad
>>23707656
respects women but still asks chicks for tits on snapchat
>>23707659
listens to hipster music
>>23707659
Lovely face, man.
>>23707274
Wants to get a diamond earing but not sure which side is the gay one, and doesn't want to ask.
>>23707520
Djs twice a week. Actually pretty good. a bit cocky about it.
>>23707136
Likes going out in the sun, but sad that she always burns and freckles instead of tanning.
>>23707158
Hangs out with guys b/c less drama. Bit of a girl hater. Sarcastic and self deprecating.
>>23707212
Almost exclusively wears black, because it looks more elegant. Prefers white wine over red.
>>23707697
>>>23707229
>reads the print version of the newspaper
ahahah, that's just him!
>>>23707656
>respects women but still asks chicks for tits on snapchat
hey, wait a moment, that's me, not him!
(And no, I didn't accidentally forget to attach a photo...)
>>23707659
Assume that I ain't you.
>>23707082
Vegan
>>23707136
Likes swimming
>>23707137
Plays vidya
>>23707158
Shooped
Come at me normos
>>23707082
Probably enjoys historical literature
>>23707136
You have a high alcohol tolerance
>>23707137
Has probably experimented with drugs and is a chill guy in general
>>23707158
Probably has at least one moderately popular blog
>>23707198
You don't go to many concerts because your friends aren't into your kind of music, but you wish you did
>>23707212
Probably had a number of short term relationships in which you've ended up being cheated on/fucked over somehow, you want to meet a decent guy but keep getting involved with fuckboys
>>23707229
Based jawline/10
Probably has a sporty hobby, something like archery or tennis
>>23707271
Has a 500+ collection of rare pepes on his computer
>>23707274
Probably comes from a privelaged background, both parents have well paying jobs
>>23707320
You've always been curious about doing drugs, yet have never had the means/courage to. There's probably a big list of countries you'd like to go to, as well.
>>23707334
Has a dry/witty sense of humour and gets a lot of female attention
>>23707409
You fit into a lot of different social circles, you're friends with the dank memesters but are probably also on a sports team
>>23707422
You have a large successful Instagram
Also please tell me what that tshirt says
>>23707520
You've done some hardcore drugs etc in the past and have tried pretty much every drink/substance, possible kinky side too
>>23707544
You get a lot of female attention but are somewhat anxious
>>23707565
You are about to ascend the mortal realm
>>23707580
You've had at least one two+ year relationship
>>23707589
Somewhat socially anxious, you wish people would invite you to more events etc
>>23707656
Listens to Three Days Grace
>>23707659
Plays an instrument, either guitar or piano
>>23707697
You have a huge alcohol tolerance, it takes a lot for you to get drunk
>>23707719
Your parents are both successful and you've traveled to many different countries
>>23707869
I also don't know why my hand is so white in this picture
>>23707869
>You have a huge alcohol tolerance, it takes a lot for you to get drunk
so so wrong i'm a one beer bitch
>>23707869
>You've had at least one two+ year relationship
tfw never had a gf
>>23707082
virgin, never been kissed, hopeless romantic, loves poetry
>>23707158
struggling to find a self identity, probably very young 18-19, desperate for true love
>>23707212
not a real poster
>>23707229
likes to develop a class persona
>>23707274
basic ghetto dude that thinks he's a hard ass
>>23707409
second coming of Dolph whatshisname, likes to beat the shit out of people
You have a big imagination
>>23708755
Plays some sort of sports.
>>23708495
Doesn't go out much.
>>23708455
Drinks a lot.
>>23707869
Was bullied at the school.
>>23707833
Doesn't give a lot of fucks in general.
>>23707719
Is confident.
>>23707082
A bit naughty.
>>23708495
Did you know your head is lopsided?
>>23710988
likes classic rock
>>23709851
plays theatre
>>23708755
girls love your smile
>>23708495
only a gym day is a complete day
>>23708455
likes indierock
>>23711025
That's right.
>>23707136
has one child
>>23707137
azn, plays bba
l>>23707158
thinks shes alt but actually basic as fuck
>>23711025
waiter
>>23711060
only wears black
>>23707082
Really smart, also does porn overseas
>>23708495
no
>>23710988
yep
>>23711306
smart maybe but never thought about porn
>>23711391
you definately look like a virgin though
>>23707082
You fuck black guys
>>23711449
i don't see whats wrong wit it
>>23711476
Nothing wrong with it, just saying you do
>>23711476
Race mixing is bad mmmkay
>>23707082
assume away
>>23707082
Down to earth not DTF
>>23707137
Takes drugs but on the down low
>>23707158
I think you mistyped Tumblr
>>23707082
Post more
>>23711585
owns a longboard
>>23711559
thinks he's some edgy anarchist guy but really nobody likes him
>>23711417
eats cornflakes for breakfast
>>23711306
uses hookers regularly
>>23711060
plays piano
>>23711025
buddhist
>>23711665
i love you!
<3
>>23711665
Had your first sexual experiences with another girl.
>>23711665
You promised me you weren't a hooker...i even read you bedtime stories..
>>23711685
<3
>>23711705
no comment
>>23711705
you will never be able to say that about yourself.
>>23711826
hey hi !
>>23711585
Probably vegan
>>23711848
hello!
>>23711665
>thinks he's some edgy anarchist guy but really nobody likes him
Woah calm down, did i fuck your sister or something?
>>23707136
Terrible cook, owns a gun
>>23707158
Hates pop music, loves Adele
>>23707198
loves the way the wind feels when it blows in the hair, hates people.
>>23707212
Real or not, either way -mommy issues
>>23707229
Lightweight
>>23707271
Likes to set fire to things for no reason
>>23707274
Uses swear words as punctuation
>>23707320
Has an obnoxious laugh
>>23707334
Is really into Justin Beibs now he's made a comeback
>>23707422
Only went into that forest to take selfies
>>23707271
Pisses people off because it's funny to see them all worked up like that
>>23707520
Horizontal because #thuglyf
>>23707409
Kindof intense
>>23707565
Supports Trump, wont turn up to vote
>>23707589
Always wanted to go to Peru
>>23707580
Stays up to 4am doing nothing
>>23707697
Domineering in bed
>>23707719
Sarcastic af
>>23707869
Wants to be British
>>23709851
Great relationship with mom
>>23711559
Lots of angst
>>23711585
Neckpain from all the selfies
>>23711665
Spacey drunk, low-key OCD, great at small talk
>>23707229
Was bullied in school
>>23707271
Used to worry about his hairline
>>23707274
Doesn't care what he's listening to, as long as the artist is black and it has bass.
>>23707320
At least one guy has been too afraid to ask you out.
>>23707409
Likes his face better in profile.
>>23707659
Browses r9k, but tries to fit in with normies.
>>23707869
Is as meek as the air around him.
>>23707158
watches Broad City
>>23707198
admires the kvlt lifestyle.
>>23707229
plays bass in a Mountain Goats cover band
>>23707320
was in choir in high school
>>23707656
wants to try heroin
>>23711665
will at some point own floral placemats
>>23708755
Smokes that payody to commune with the tree spirits
>>23709851
Wants to be slav but his mom wont let him
>>23710988
Would fuck a 15 year old
>>23711060
Would lose to me at chess
>>23711417
Has donated sperm and feces
>>23711559
Only people online have ever seen you in that mask
>>23711665
Batshit insane
>>23711898
Cant come up with anything for you
>>23707082
Op you go to college because its expected of you not because you want to
Step it up, gaibois
>>23713154
High point of your life was being QB of your high school football
>>23713222
Wanna-be Danny trejo
>>23713125
from the uk or austrailia
>>23711898
likes spicy food
>>23711559
owns throwing stars
>>23713222
you are british and have a tumblr.
>>23713222
goes on /r/circlejerk
>>23713230
was in the military or wants to be
>>23713230
also, from Chicago
>>23713808
ur last boyfriend cheated on u
>>23713222
Paul Blart fanboy
>>23711060
you look like weeb tween me's wet dream
You only like white guys
3
>>23713125
puts a lot of effot in hair
>>23713154
likes cameras
>>23713222
easily scared
>>23713230
football
>>23713808
doesnt surf
>>23714032
Heterochromia? Lovely eyes, regardless.
holy shit lamb is still alive
>>23714061
what?
>>23714069
unfortunately.
im
contractually obligated to live until
charby dies
>>23714077
of course, there are loopholes.
>>23714077
You seem to have two differently coloured eyeballs. Maybe its just the lighting?
>>23714092
oh yeah one is green and one is blue, or something like that
>>23714032
Has battled anorexia or a similar eating disorder. Lotta bad experiences in your early teens. Sweet girl still.
>>23713808
Poor
>>23713125
Hnng dat hair. Good with ladies, comes from a good family
>>23714103
zzzzz
that's all dumb and pointless and a conspiracy created by treatment teams
I deserved it all and i am a sinner
goodnight
>>23711060
Asian wojak.
>>23714098
You've got a David Bowie thing going on. Cool
>>23714032
owns a macbook
>>23713808
goes to political protests
>>23713230
plays some kind of ball sport
>>23713222
mexican gardener
I don't know why I'm in /soc/ and I feel like cancer for posting.
>>23714032
you spend a lot of time on tumblr
>>23713230
You like sports and try to act tough
>>23713222
You like really generic geeky stuff like star trek
>>23713125
you listen to post rock and indie rock
>>23711705
You want to murder someone
>>23711665
You're one of the "psycho girls"
>>23711559
Niqa we already seen your Ginger haired self. What's the point of the mask?
>>23713935
Hey, I was in the Marines!
Good guess m8
>>23714454
i do!
>>23714476
I don't
cool
eyehategod shirt
>>23714609
is in a frat
>>23714476
has explained what "real emo" is to people multiple times in his life
>>23714454
wanted to join the military at one point in his life but never did
>>23714032
likes anime
>>23713230
considers himself a conservative gay
>>23713222
likes cars
>>23713154
played football in high school
>>23713125
listens to /mu/core
>>23715557
i used to watch hamtaro as a kid, does that count?
>>23713222
Has a 980ti that he uses for rendering
>>23713154
Benchpresses 325 .lbs
>>23713125
Israeli heritage.
>>23715646
close enough
>>23714032
You're super cute. Assuming you're more conservative aligned than people think you are.
>>23714476
listens to shitty metal and thinks the world is against him
>>23714609
plays Dota
>>23715557
was bullied in high school
>>23715661
bro to drink with
>>23715692
insecure af
>>23715664
jackpot
>>23715670
socially or economically?
altho i dont rly know where i stand. last time i took that political compass test or w/e, i was like exactly in the middle. that was about 2 years ago tho.
but ur prob right. i go to a v liberal university and often find myself thinking stuff like "yo calm down ya crazy kids!" but that could b b/c i'm old.
i am selfish & align myself to what benefits me. like, currently more liberal views benefit me in terms of social services and benefits, but if i ever reach my goal of getting off those i'd be like "hey!!! dont tax me at all i h8 ppl that receive benefit. those freeloadin rascals"
life i s so hard,
>>23707082
Had braces, probably for years and possibly a bad haircut once judging from those dead ends.
>>23707136
Two kids, stumbled here accidentally.
>>23707137
Never tried drugs or alcohol, plays a lot of video games.
>>23707158
You cut your own hair and listen to obscure bands.
>>23707198
I can't even assume anything because you look too much like my uncle and Leonardo dicaprio had a live child.
>>23707212
Duck lips, will suck any cock and has nudes all over the place.
>>23707229
Arrogant as fuck, pretends to be a nice guy.
>>23707271
Use to be an honor student till someone smoked you up for the first time, also a mama's boy.
>>23707274
Lesbian.
>>23707320
Former Catholic school girl, poop hole loophole.
>>23707334
Despite being attractive, some how always gets "friend zoned" by white girls
>>23707409
Shy, probably super nice but depressed.
>>23707520
Probably whines too much about how you're treated so unfairly.
>>23707544
Says bro a lot probably likes a finger in the turd cutter.
>>23707565
Drops acid, still lives with parents and compulsively works out.
>>23707580
Wears button downs to a casual dress job. Confused on sexuality.
>>23707589
Seems nice but super judge personality. Best friend is probably a girl. Maybe OP.
>>23707656
>>23707659
Under 19, probably both 17 and best friends irl.
>>23707697
Probably loud and chatty, likes good Dancy music and is adopted.
>>23707719
Randomly became a man over night now a year later you spend time outside with your friend who hasn't quite turned into a man yet, you'll be a drug dealer one day.
>>23707833
Low self esteem, despite being normal as fuck. Raised by your mom, only child.
>>23707869
Probably dates one of those alternative girls that everyone secretly hates because she's rude as fuck, but you find it unique.
>>23707929
19, plays COD, hangs out on /b/ calling people fggts and collects nudes.
>>23708455
Manipulates easily. Likes borderline androgynous women.
>>23708467
Has a fetish for tasting his own cum, bitches a lot.
>>23708495
God bored on /fit/ stumbled here looking for nudes. Probably American. Waiting on a shipment of protein powder.
>>23708755
16, has a little brother. Will hit 22, be a fox and still date ugly girls.
>>23710988
Male nurse.
>>23711025
Super nice, has trouble voicing your opinion.
>>23711060
Looks super rude, probably talks a lot of shit.
>>23711306
Also losteoporosis, stumbled here from /fit/ looking for nudes. Also has a rich daddy.
>>23711417
First year of college, posts cartoon profile photos.
>>23711559
Isn't aware yet he's not a ninja.
>>23715707
Vocalist or guitarist in a hardcore punk band
>>23715661
Works outdoors
>>23715557
Watches anime and likes shoegaze music
>>23714476
King of edgy, likes goth aesthetics and maybe NEET
>>23714032
has lots of social media followers
>>23711665
slightly free spirited
>>23711585
Asian girlfriend, rich parents, probably super nice though.
>>23711665
Isn't aware yet that MySpace is dead and your hair idol is Hayley Williams, still.
>>23711705
Self conscious, probably texts a bunch of girls inappropriately while having a girlfriend.
>>23711898
Likes to club way too much, has full sets of nudes saved to most of 4chan user computers.
>>23713125
You're aware as you get older that you're going to be almost ridiculously jewtractive. Will marry a really annoying woman.
>>23715917
>>23715920
>>23715953
>>23715971
Holy shit, these are soo on target xD
>>23713154
Into traps, likes to keep it a secret.
>>23713222
Probably super nice but on guard because you have low self esteem.
>>23713230
Plays some kind of sports, you are kind of rude to your girlfriend.
>>23713808
Possible Lesbian, cool as fuck but super shy.
>>23714032
Discovered snap chat filters, now you can't stop using them. Also I think I own that shirt.
>>23714476
Has worn/still wears makeup.
>>23715661
Is into girls way out of your league. Has a friend that is in live with you but you chose to ignore.
>>23715692
Sexuality confused. Probably a lot of fun though.
>>23715707
Dates trashy girls. Kind of a dick.
>>23715958
Smokes too much pot, plays guitar in a coffee shop.
>>23715963
Still in highschool. Not quite aware yet you're becoming a man. Has a chubby manlette best friend
>>23715996
Thanks ;)
>>23715837
Lol, fair enough I suppose.
>>23715837
Old as in older than most college kids cuz you dont look like it
>>23715920
I'm actually 19 :(
>>23716044
We'll congrats, you look really young. When your face matures a little more you're going to be hot as fuck and probably not aware of it.
>>23716052
Probably really rude, slut shames on every board.
>>23711898
Hard to impress
>>23713125
Conscientious of how he looks
>>23713154
Knows a lot about sports
>>23713222
Caring father
>>23713230
Knows how to fight
>>23713808
Would be interesting to be around for a day
>>23714032
Hides emotions
>>23714454
Knows a thing or two about art
>>23714476
Writes fiction
>>23714609
Tries to include to new guy in the group
>>23715557
Is into history
>>23715661
Writes poetry
>>23715692
Has had at least three relationships in high school
>>23715707
Posts on /o/
>>23715958
Wants a career in digital media
>>23715963
Average dude
>>23716033
Never concedes a point in an argument
>>23716052
Enjoys parties
Already did a couple assumptions, didn't put a photo.
>>23716157
has a horse cock
>>23716166
xD what?
>>23707158
More Basic than Lye, distorted self-perception, Narcissistic
>>23707082
Caffeine addict
>>23707409
Proud Norwegian Autist :^)
>>23707656
Posts to /int/
>>23707869
Posts to /r9k/
>>23708467
I am a loser who spends too much time on 4chan, but I have friends :^)
>>23711665
SJW
>>23716143
Super young. Likes Asians.
>>23716157
Has some weird interests. You also look pretty young. Probably a pretty neutral person can chill with anyone.
>>23716179
Forgot to pay the electric bill and doesn't own a camera with a flash apparently.
>>23716168
you are not a trap with a horse cock ?
>>23716199
Aha you're right.. But it's 4chan, who doesn't have weird interests?! xD n yh i'm 18
>>23716214
You got me!
>>23715958
i have under 100 instantgram friends lol
and like 10 snapychat
>>23715999
well ya, they fun.
does the shirt say "FREEDOM'S WATCH" and have 2 eagles, one eagle is angry & the other is flying in front of the USA flag. there are mountains and a wolf jc at the bottom
>>23716035
yes. i had to take some years off b/c medical stuff
i'm old enough to be graduated if i went str8 from high school to college w/ no breaks
>>23716901
Mine just says "america" printed with the US flag and there's an eagle. What a disappointment
>>23717074
not patriotic enough
i also have one that says FREE SPIRIT and it has a motorcycle in from an the USA flag and a screaming eagle
>>23717332
>not having american flag underwear
I'll do the ones that reply to this.
>>23717336
what makes you think i don't?
i even have underwear that says "PARTY IN THE USA"
>>23718012
i mean i posted picture evidence.
i just have your word for yours
>>23716179
Crusty socks under the bed
>>23717336
nice dude, but too dumb to realize hes dumb, maybe not even worrried about it either
>>23717390
youre really good at table top games
>>23718455
not worried about it in the slightest
hii
>>23718491
too cute.
>>23718491
Silas(silly ass) is that you
>>23718651
no! I'm Red
>>23718672
The fuck is a red I only know silly ass
>>23718491
youre a trap arent you
>>23718731
yes.
Im bored honestly and curious what kind of cancerous feel i give off.
>>23718747
Oh wow you actually look like a girl I use to date huh so real traps do still exist I thought it was just cds these days
>>23718731
>>23718747
No please.
>>23714032
Insecure and self loathing
>>23714609
The "i want everyone to like me" guy
>>23715557
Hates society and will explain that thoroughly while high
>>23715661
Veteran using up that gi bill
>>23715692
Frequents the local starbucks smiling at girls
>>23715707
Shows his friends new metal every weekend while smashing beers
>>23715958
Knows a shit ton about everything from comics to anime
>>23715963
Went to the gym once. Might go again.
>>23716033
That one guy at the bar
>>23716052
Your gfs best friend who you hate
>>23716143
The guy on the other side of the mic calling you out on call of duty
>>23716157
listens go metal. Is cool as fuck.
>>23716179
The weird dude what is only leaves his apartment to go to work
>>23717390
Questions everything
>>23718455
The guy your mom had a thing with
>>23718491
The sloppy girl at the party
Aaand this is me
>>23719230
I'm a sorority girl
>>23719368
Sure you are.
>>23719350
You're a raging fat tittied slut who was most likely abused by her father or uncles growing up. You get stared at by creepy looking guys but you also show your huge breasts off in a vain attempt to get attention and have rape fantasies.
>>23718939
You remind me of Mac from Always Sunny for some reason
>>23717390
Youre a chill guy
>>23718455
Will at some point have a tribal tattoo
>>23718491
You own a pretty good camera
>>23719237
Your voice doesnt suit you but it weirdly works, allround nice guy
Dis me
>>23719368
the one that sleeps around a lot so the other ones don't bad about a random hookup every now and then
such a team player
>>23716143
very witty guy
>>23716179
smart guy who thinks he's better than everyone
>>23718455
gay. Probably had some traumatic childhood experience
>>23718939
has his life in order
>>23719679
you look like you have a lot of female friends
>>23719421
Hahah i just looked it up and its definitely the posture, beard and hair.
>>23719368
go back to your faggot board you disgusting hon
>>23717332
We'll now I'm jealous as fuck.
>>23718455
Use to be ugly in highschool. Suddenly became attractive after years of believing it. Probably a fat shamer.
>>23718491
Possibly a teenage boy.
>>23718939
Semi self obsessed with a dash of self-consciousness which is why you pose like that.
>>23719237
Don't ask don't tell. ;)
>>23719350
High as fuck, accidentally got lost and is now here.
>>23719421
Probably whiny as fuck.
>>23719679
Probably a super nice poetic type of guy, still will forever be hung up on his on again off again girlfriend. Who will eventually marry someone else.
>>23719713
Probably a real jerk disguised as a nice guy. Smokes a lot of weed. Quick thinker has problems staying focused.
>>23719722
That super witty Jewish girl, probably has a gap in her two front teeth and is one of those awkwardly really beautiful girls.
>>23719237
5 feet tall
>>23719350
Lost your virginity to a much older man
>>23719368
Plays vidya
>>23719421
Minimum wage job
>>23719679
Recently stuck in a wind tunnel
>>23719713
Edgy af
>>23719722
You like people to know how much you love festivals
>>23719722
I'm not jew!
>>23721435
actually i like them
>>23721445
you're insecure about your looks but carry it with humour instead of being a bitter bitch
>>23721445
As I said...
>>23721453
i'm not insecure...ok sometimes i'm insecure, but in my defense everyone is insecure, i think...
>>23718102
my word is gold.
>>23719230
lol
>>23721396
i can't blame you
i wear them the day after laundry. unfortunately, no one appreciates them but me...but also i dont want ppl to see so it's COMPLICATED
if i wore swimsuits, i supposed that'd be a viable option to find a similar one. but i can't wear them... and also i can't swim
>>23719421
still living with his parents
>>23719679
very cautious about his self-image
>>23719713
overprotective education
>>23719722
literary work/studies
>>23721435
goes on /mu/
>>23721471
>in my defense everyone is insecure
yeah
But if I see a girl taking a pic of her forehead cropped, I'm going to think she has a weird forehead.
Or if she's wearing a shitton of make up, I'm gonna think she's self concious about her skin.
You took a pic fucking around, not really letting us see what your face looks like, so I'm going to assume you're self conscious about your face.
>>23721435
Smokes lots of weed
>>23719713
Is gay
>>23719679
Pretty chill guy who lives somewhere warm and owns a surfboard
>>23721500
This is how i look when i'm normal. I don't know, apart the nose i'm pretty satisfied of my face
>>23721531
yeah it's pretty good, could be worse
>>23721396
Ugly in highschool, lost weight, but am empathetic to fat people. Pretty close man
>>23719713
Traumatic childhood, check. Gay, no check.
>>23722513
I wish man. Good try though
>>23721531
As you should be.
If gorgeous people like you complain about their looks, I want to bash their face in so they know what us normies feel like the next time they look in a mirror.
>>23707082
You have a relatively normal personality, but somewhere down the line you stopped finding success in your social life, despite having all the right qualities on paper.
>>23707212
It would be nice to talk with you and know what you are in, add me on whatsapp +56972811786, i'm about your age..
>>23714032
no way... where have you been?!?!?!
>>23715646
LITTLE HAMSTERS BIG ADVENTURES
>>23721486
Angry and hostile initially when meeting people, but you chill out when someone gets to know you.
>>23721510
You take everything people say at face value and laugh at stupid people on the Internet with your chums.
>>23721531
Very introspective and self-conscious. You're wary of people in general.
