Hey everybody, time for the daily David thread! I haven't gotten enough attention today, so I figured I'd come to you dorks. I've timestamped because of the multiple impostors I've managed to gather.
I just want to get this off my chest and come clean. I stalked a couple femanons from here and acquired nude pics. I then posted those pics claiming they were my girlfriends.
Look at it from my point of view though. I'm a lonely virgin and you guys are all I really have. I'm sorry for anyone I may have hurt, I just wanted to fit in. It's hurtful when people criticize my receding hairline or call me Gollum or Homer Simpson. I'm very insecure about my appearance and it makes me upset to hear my friends talk about me this way. Hope we can have a better relationship in future.
Go away David. No woman will ever love you.
Shit happens. Just don't stalk ppl
>>23681967
How are you going to fit in being annoying and being an asshole?
>>23681967
I feel like I see your creepy face every fucking time I visit this board
>>23681967
dude get rid of your attachment to this website, build a life in the real world. People just come here and there to post some pics and get anonymous responses for the novelty of it since in the real world everyone has to be polite for the most part but if you take the shit that gets posted on an anonymous imageboard serious i can see why you're a lonely virgin. This isn't me berating you, this is me telling you to reprioritize your life. Maybe start with getting a job. I'm only posting this because the span in which i come here is pretty stretched out yet every time i see your beady little eyes floating around in the cataloge.
>>23682294
Very well put anon. Maybe he'll take the hint
>>23681967
Post your baby dick, David Louis Gross. That's always worth a good laugh.
>>23682686
I'm confused. You just quoted every post including the OP. Where's the bait?
>>23681967
http://strawpoll.me/7055087
Pity bump
I don't even have that phone anymore
>>23682626
fun fact: this was a fake name to begin with, and you didn't even get it right.
>>23681967
>>23683090
You sir, look like a total faggot. You also care entirely too much about what this board thinks of you
>>23683111
made this just for you, anon
>>23683141
You really do care too much about a message board on the internet for your own goodgood though. You always claim you're just on here to kill time or mess with trolls, but you timestamp and make sure people know what you're saying. You really do care about your image on this board, haha. And that's just sad.
>>23683166
>make sure people really do know what you're saying
you what
also that timestamp took all of 30 seconds, and seems to have made you furious.
>>23683166
He wins every time you post, cuck
>>23683196
^^^^^^
except don't use the word cuck, fuck fascism.
>>23683177
Furious? No, I just find it highly hypocritical of you talking down to people on here when it's clearly a very important part of your life. You genuinely care about how others view you on here
>>23683208
Why do you come to soc? Why are you such a retarded faggot? ALL posters on soc are attention whores dipshit
>>23683214
You sound upset
>>23683208
no
otherwise i would hide my political views, since lately this board is alt-right as fuck.
>>23683223
You sound like you have no life
>>23683252
If that's the case, it would seem we all have something in common, friend
>>23683273
you have more posts in this thread than they do
>>23683299
And you have more posts on this board than all of us put together. Your point?
>>23683305
someone's testy
>>23683305
>US
Did your autism believe switching IP's and ban evading would work?
>>23683312
fuck are you actually supporting me
why would you ever
>>23683311
Nah, just confused once againagain at your hypocrisy
>>23683312
Huh? You seem to lack reading comprehension. By us, I meant the people that are currently talking. Don't know where IPs and ban evasion fit into that. Unless of course, you're samefagging and trying to cast it on me. Which seems highly possible.
>>23683332
yes, you're mad about a supposed hypocrisy
>>23683344
If you choose to interpret it that way that's entirely up to you. You're honestly the one coming across as mad though, acting defensive and taking timestamps.
>>23683361
ooooooooooooooooookay
Why can't we all just get a l o n g ? ? ?
>>23683402
global rule 4
>>23681967
u look familiar
