Movie Role thread.
You know how it goes.
But if you're a newfag fuck off.
I'm kidding, you post your best selfie and people tell you what role you'd be in a movie.
OP might make a story out of it or he might not, but I might,
Hello friendos
>>23680617
The senior frat boy that gets laid all the time in a comedy. You meet the protagonist (a freshman) in the beginning, thinking he's a loser. But you decide to help him become popular when he helps you out with something.
>>23680640
The normal guy who gets sweeped up in an action movie and ends up saving the day and getting the girl
>>23680617
The comic relief/friend of the protagonist who at some point does something awesome unexpectedly to move the plot along
>>23680640
The one villain who has a change of heart and eventually eventually forms an alliance with the good guys. No one is sure of your true motives but you redeem yourself.
>>23680990
The crazy guy who warns of an impending disaster. Nobody believes you but you were right all along.
>>23681000
Could see you in a movie about the crusades or a Romantic comedy.
>>23680990
star of 90's stoner comedy
>>23680990
The apprentice to a weaponsmith, you are swept up in the furor following the assassination of the king when you discover you are his bastard son and the only remaining heir.
>>23680617
The son of a wealthy diplomat in a future rife with class division. The upper echelon of society basks in their own opulence and ignores the struggle of the metropolis' poor, who are relegated to the sprawling subterranean sector called the undercroft. You are kidnapped by terrorists from the undercroft.
>>23681000
Zombie movie, you are the love interest who the main protagonists picks up when you encounter each other in a drug store and have to survive a night there together.
>>23680990
High schooler who loves photography. You stumble upon a crime scene in action and take pictures of it but the perpetrators spot you. You spend the movie trying to hide from them while certain people you love are getting killed because of what you did
>>23681000
The Viking leader's son who is supposed to take his father's place. You are reluctant to follow in your father's footsteps because you've seen the atrocious things he's done
>>23681035
The protagonist's best friend that gives her advice on flirting with guys in a rom com
>>23681035
A young noble girl who was the sole survivor after her village was raided and burned to the ground. After walking for days and collapsing on the side of the road you are found by a family of hunters. They help you heal then teach you hunting tracking and fighting skills which you hone and eventually use to get revenge on the bandit clan that destroyed your home with the help of the hunters son, who you eventually marry and live peacefully in the woods with.
>>23681000
best friend of main character in a comedy
>>23680990
server in restaurant scene
>>23681035
daughter of a single dad in a small town in oregon
>>23680617
College kid with a rich family that enjoys causing trouble, but isn't really a bad kid.
>>23680640
Best friend of girl going after a handsome jerk before realizing that her friend is actually the love of her life.
>>23680990
Class clown type?
>>23680617
son of rich couple who tries his best to normalize himself
>>23680640
Friendly yet mysterious ex military who now wants to build a family
>>23680990
class clown
>>23681000
older step brother of a girl who's dad died
>>23681035
the girl of >>23681000
>>23681117
high school cheerleader who wants to do some STEM stuff
>>23681172
teenage mother who now looking for a partner in crime
>>23680617
Son of nobility from a period piece about the Bolshevik Revolution
>>23680990
lead in a biopic of a Rain Man-esque misunderstood genius inventor with mental heath issues.
>>23681117
Female lead in a found-footage horror movie told entirely through Snapchat, Vine and Instagram.
>>23681035
Some kind of shapeshifting creature in human form that you initailly think is human but as the movies goes on, more and more small cracks start to show in the facade.
>>23681235
Early years actor for a movie detailing the life of a very prolific Ted Bundy-esque serial killer who nobody could believe was the culprit.
>>23681252
lol
>>23681235
noice
>>23681235
Oh, god, a teen mom??
Kill me now.
>>23681453
shouldn't you rate more? to bump this thread?
>>23681252
that berry guy from the big bang theory
>>23681481
idk
>>23681487
>berry guy from the big bang theory
>"He has been known to make inappropriate comments to women, photograph his own gentials and upload the shots to the Internet"
sounds about right tbqh
>>23681117
The last person to die in a horror movie, in the least stupid way
>>23681172
Your the protagonist in a movie about a fiesty single lawyer who gets in way over her head after taking on a case involving organised crime
>>23681235
Not the main character, but an unlikely hero in an action comedy
>>23681252
Machine gunner in a war movie. you die holding off the enemy during a retreat. There is a sad scene where the soldiers you helped escape hear your machine gun stop firing in the distance
>>23680617
His name is ANATOLI, he plays in the school football team.
He get's slaughtered by a Combine harvester than's having an midlife crisis and was running away from home.
>>23680640
Introduction guy/ D-low Cocaine dealer.
He survives and lives a very profitable life.
>>23680990
He is the first to witness the murders and, stricken with fear, calls the police on that banana. However, he is on hold through out the whole film.
>>23681000
Is the normal sane guy that know's what is going on. Tries to save people but after watching one of them dive bomb into a wood chipper he gives up and eat's pizza for the rest of the film.
>>23681035
Secretly wants to be the killer be get's squeamish around blood and metal.
>>23681117
The quiet girl, background character, we get a glimpse of you preforming the black sacrament.
>>23681172
Background club goer #3
Get's wasted, tries to flirt with the killer, think's the gun is a toy and shoots up the club.
Goes to prison and marries Big Berta. >>23681235
The comedy relief guy, survives the movie at the expense of his sanity.
>>23681252
He is ONE of the killer!
Dun
Dun
Diiiick
>>23683083
>>23683184
stop shitting up the board by spamming these guys faggot
>>23683188
LEAVE MAXIM ALONE! let Maxim spam as much as Maxim wants
>>23683193
abort urself for being born retarded kek
>>23681117
quirky chick who peruses her quest of battling for social justice until the bitter end.
>>23681172
Nerdy girl who gets a makeover and is then hot, doesn't know how to act within popular crew
>>23681235
funny best friend with a heart of gold
>>23681252
Russian hacker living in america, contracts for the fbi
>>23682505
Young artist whose bitter past fuels his success in the art world
>>23683474
the nerdy chick who everyone else in the group finds annoying but often provides useful information or insight
>>23683777
>trips
You're the crazy redneck serial killer who lures women in with his good looks and charm before chopping them to pieces with a chainsaw.
I'm already the perfect Scotty Smalls.
