>/erpg/ - Erotic Roleplay General -- NTR edition
>getting blue balls after long business trips
>suspecting they're not really going to "Bible study"
>never actually ERPing because all your potential partners are too busy typefucking someone else
This is the thread for all your lewd roleplaying and smutcrafting needs. This thread is for (mostly) freeform roleplaying of a sexual nature. Create a character (it really works best if you use F-list) and jump in chat and have sexual misadventures. This is NOT your thread for posting Skype or kik or snapchat. We're not interested in cybering or sexting. The type of roleplaying for this thread is more like your (sex) Dungeons & Dragon (dildos). Don't feel like you *need* to be something fantastical, though, there's plenty of demand for anime schoolgirls and NEETs and wrestlers and punk rockers and other modern character types.
We'll provide advice and feedback on F-list characters, and if you post your profile or flirt in the thread, you might just get typefucked by the character of your dreams.
For examples of what we do, check out:
http://pastebin.com/u/lewdred
http://pastebin.com/u/Aislinneandfriends
http://pastebin.com/u/Molly_Liesel
Previous Thread >>23591019
>>23678085
Spectacular. This is the best thing.
>>23678158
N-No kinkshaming!!!
>Guy who likes everything I do approaches me
>We get along great
>Good writer
>Really wants to play with me
>Constantly put it off to lay around and complain
Why am I like this
>>23678162
Sorry faggot, kinkshaming is my fetish. By telling me to stop kinkshaming you are breaking F-lists rules!
>>23678642
B-but this isn't f-list so it's not within the jurisdiction for F-list to put down their rules! NO KINKSHAMING
>>23678646
I'll fucking kinkshame all I want.
And you whining about it just gives me a bigger boner.
>>23678662
S-STOP IT, I SAID STOP IT.
>>23678662
Yeah well my fetish is white knighting. Now you leave that anon alone!
>>23678666
>white knighting.
>666
I'm sure it is
>>23678671
.....shit. Like I was completely prepared to commit to this gimmick. But now I'm satan. I didn't plan for this. Uh, let's kinkshame that anon I guess.
>>23678671
>>23678682
Stop it. ;_;
>>23678713
I really wish I could. My hands are sort of tied here.
When you dwell on the past
While he pounds her sweet ass
Netorare
When you fuck her in bed
It's his face in her head
Netorare
When she's taking his cock
When you're out on the clock
Netorare
When she's fucked by four guys
And you're still none the wise
Netorare
When she's on the school roof
Making out with some doof
Netorare
When she blows some old man
With your ring on her hand
Netorare
When there's tears in your eyes
When she laughs at your size
Netorare
When you're home all alone
Her hips move on their own
Netorare
>>23678734
Nice ID anon
>>23678718
I could probably help you but you decided to bully me.
>>23678760
I didn't decide to bully you! I wasn't left a choice, I clearly had to be the bad guy when my user ID had 666 in it. Unless you have a reverse corruption kink.
>>23678734
when your business trip's done
she's knocked up by your son
NETORARE
If the 2010-2015 /a/ archives were imported we'd have more material for this.
I wish that the things I want to do on F-list would happen :/
>/me flops
>/me rolls around
Are these the 'pls respond' of RP?
>>23679634
It's the other version of "hi." It's supposed to be cute or something and probably give someone a way to greet them before going silent again.
>Note: If a character name has been 'permanently vored' (or otherwise no longer intended to be used) then it will be free for claiming one month after the character has been permanently vored. An account is not allowed to be subject to 'vore' as it is considered an OOC violation.
>voring the whole account
Daum, the perma crowd escalates.
>No
>Alek's cum on his upper body
>I find it a turn off for Alek to get his own cum anywhere above his own waistline, especially on his face or near his mouth. His fingers may be an exception if he can get them cleaned quickly.
How does this guy masturbate IRL if it triggers his no homo reflex? Rush to wipe his hands immediately before he becomes unclean?
>>23679990
What about when they /flop after a lapse in 1-on-1 PM conversation. It's not really 'hi' anymore.
>>23680259
Tissues.
>your MLP OC character gets over 1000 views in a week
>your actual good character gets 1000 views in 3 months
fuck everything
>>23680259
>Not using a jizzrag and/or just not pointing your cock at your own face
How the fuck messy is your jerking off?
Is it even a No Homo thing, or is he just a neatfreak? I know I don't particularly like jizz all over the place.
>What about when they /flop after a lapse in 1-on-1 PM conversation. It's not really 'hi' anymore.
It's a more polite way of saying "say something you asshole".
>>23680394
Popular things are popular.
>make a profile
>the only people who ever message you are furries
It just makes me so sad.
Hey guys, what do you do when you accidentally too many words? I meant to write a short background for my character and accidentally wrote 1600 words. I don't want to delete it, but if I put it in a collapse it doesn't jive with the rest of my profile...
What channels should I join to hang out in?
>>23681995
Whatever channels fit your tastes. /tg/chat is nice for chatter, but is fast and hard to get into. /erp/ lounge and [4*2]chan /erp/ are the double chans channels are passable. 4chan /erpg/ is a worthless pit of inane arguments and whine.
>>23682015
Do any of those enforce rp in-chat? I'm far too insecure to RP around other people.
>>23682019
No, all those are mainly for talking. In-channel RP is possible, but not common.
>>23682021
Okay, maybe i'll join all of them. Is it really that many arguements? It can't be that bad. Has to be better than the channels from that other #chan, right? That place is weird.
>>23681932
Try and reduce it a few times over the course of two or three sessions into something shorter, but still detailed enough for you to feel comfortable.
>>23682068
Apologies for the double post but I couldn't find a way to upload this here, so I had to use imgur. I know Omegle is typically pretty poor on finding good roleplay partners, but I had one today that was rather good, and we are continuing on Chatzy. Some people like reading people's smut, so I figure I might as well post it. I don't post here very often in the slightest, and my apologies if it's a little to vanilla for some people, or that Omegle's format takes away from the writing, along with some occasional, small errors in typing on both sides.
imgur.com/a/SmQfI
>>23681932
Jesus that's adorable.
>>23681995
>>23682015
/join ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d
>>23682053
Honestly it's never as many arguments as people say.
>>23682180
>/join ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d
What's that?
>>23682252
Channel link. Just paste it into your chat box and it'll take you to our channel.
>>23682180
I watched you and Keylime fucking do battle over whether you were trans enough or not the other night. There's plenty of arguments. Plus you and Ashelynn basically daily. There are DEFINITELY as many arguments as people say.
>>23682252
It's 4chan/erpg/, the owner is desperate for attention to his shithole.
>>23682068
I'm trying as hard as I can, but everything I've got so far is sort of integral to the story... Maybe I'll have to use a collapse or something after all.
>>23682309
Not really. I don't know why people think I'm desperate for lurkers. If I was, I'd do something like advertise elsewhere. But it's the channel for this thread.
>>23682302
First off, it would be pretty hard for there to be as many arguments as people say. I'm not saying there are never arguments. I'm just saying that the channel's reputation is mostly based on bullshit. There's about as many arguments as there are in this thread.
>>23682339
No it isn't and never really was. It was a ghost town before you took it over and invited your crowd from elsewhere.
If you weren't desperate, you wouldn't spam it.
Stop lying you cunt.
>>23682362
I "took it over" a week into it being created by someone from these threads because /tg/chat didn't want to be linked. I "spammed" it because you brought it up to say that it was horrible.
It's also been linked in the header in the majority of these threads, except when salty people like you replace it with /tg/chat or leave it out.
If you don't want to go there, don't. Just quit whining about it. Don't be like this person https://www.f-list.net/newspost/264/#Comment30205
>>23682400
>implying you wouldn't link it with praises without it being brought up
>>23682400
>https://www.f-list.net/newspost/264/#Comment30205
You're posting a comment over a year old to tell people not to be salty?
>>23682443
>You're posting an example from history of what not to do now?
I have no stake in this argument because I don't know any of the channels, but this comment strikes me as really stupid. No offense!
>>23682413
Why would I? I had plenty of time. I noticed pretty much right away that OP intentionally left out the channel link. I thought it was petty, but I didn't bother linking it.
You're being the drama you complain about.
>>23682443
Someone linked it last thread. >>23678173 I assume they saved it not because they were salty about it, but because it's hilarious.
Is anyone else getting repeated F-list problems? It keeps kicking me and telling me the site is down.
>>23682954
It's doing the same for me, too. Seems the server's having issues again.
>>23682954
Server issues
>I need more pics.
AMAYA
IF YOU'RE STILL LOOKING FOR ME RE-ADD ME ON SKYPE, A GLITCH MADE ME UNFRIEND LITERALLY EVERYONE AND I HAD TO BUST MY ASS READDING EVERYONE AND YOU STILL HAVENT ACCEPTED IT
OR JUST NOTE ME ON F-LIST
I MISS YOU :C
-t. Estebutt
>>23683259
That's somehow more gay then this screenshot I took over a year ago.
>>23683301
No one cares about your shitty secondlife character.
>>23683259
>The ring of lipstick
I really love lipstick. And lips in general. Might be a weird kink, that there you go.
>>23683313
>>23682339
> I'm just saying that the channel's reputation is mostly based on bullshit.
No. If you are who I think you are, it's based on you. It's based on your insufferable personality and your shitty attitude. You're a self-righteous, self-important asshole who gets driven out of every community you're a part of if you're not in charge of it.
>>23683446
>>23678085
>No link to f-list, not even the direct link to the chat that's less than useful
one job
*Slams the door wide open, glancing side to side before sitting at a small table in the corner, brooding quietly*
>Species: Food Gijinka
>>23680757
>everywhere
>face
What.
Thighs are apparently free game, and semen falling on your belly or sticking to your palms is basically nothing mess-wise but is beyond the Forbidden Zone apparently. It's viscous enough it remains extremely localized, it's trivial to wipe up afterwards.
>>23683370
whats your sl name?
>>23683259
SHE DOESN'T MISS YOU. SHE REMOVED EVERYONE ON PURPOSE.
t. a long forgotten knight..
>>23678085
bump
>>23683472
What in the fuck am I looking at?
>>23685822
As far as I can tell, SL faggotry parodying longcat meme.
>>23684862
Contact me (bunchacrunch) on F-List first.
Afterwards I'll give it out like candy. Extra bit of security, you see.
>>23685822
Yes. Some thing messed up my avatar and I found this too silly to not screencap
>>23686003
Huh, so accidental longcat? Fun.
>>23684862
Also since I posted it before, I no longer need to keep it a secret (forgot I did).
-Darcfyre
God ageplayers are so annoying.
No matter how young your ok with them playing they always want to play as one year younger.
>>23678109
No this is.
https://a.pomf.cat/ccpvqx.mp4
>>23686116
...Okay that is amazing
>>23686116
I want to share this around on F-list but people would get instantly triggered and I'd cause drama.
I've probably had about 3/4 of these happen to me.
Especially the random blocking.
Out of sheer curiosity, I want to know what thread thinks of Rory as a person. Care to answer a little poll?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10037435
>>23686995
>Confirmation Bias: The Poll
>>23686995
>Those first options
I'm going with >>23687495
>>23686995
>rory for lgbt people: 1 is good vs 6 is bad
>rory is well informed 1 vs uninformed 8
>rory is unbiased 0 vs 5/3/7 various biases
>rory is liked 1; rory does a good job admining 1
Now what I'm really curious if that's a)one guy just checked nearly all options for lulz b)one real asslicker or c)himself
>>23686995
>"Rory needs psychological help" is winning
>>23687553
Funnily enough I didn't pick that.
Psych won't cure one of being a selcentered asshole.
>>23687546
Observation reveals options b) and c) as possible, a) not so much.
>>23687546
It bothers me how bad this is. Not the results, I mean, but the fact that this isn't how polls work. It doesn't give any meaningful data. Really, I think SurveyMonkey would be better. This is really more of a survey question than a poll. Several of these responses are mutually exclusive.
Also, what I'm most curious about is how I'm apparently racist and sexist.
>>23687553
Well duh.
>>23686995
>Out of sheer curiosity
>>23687573
Actually it kinda would.
>>23687921
Not buying it. If anything it would just further inflate his shitbaloon of self-opinion.
>>23687947
Take it from me. A good one would know how to deflate narcissism without beating someone over the head until they break.
And trust me, Rory doesn't have NPD. Rory's not even any Cluster-B stuff. Oh sure, she has traits of them but I mean shit... I have some Cluster-B traits. So I'm not complaining there!
>>23686995
> most popular result is "get help"
It's true, but it's still funny
>I should make an Orc Donald Trump
>Them elves. Are rape bait and fuck meat. And some, I presume, are breeding stock.
>Make F-List Great Again 2016!
>WE NEED TO BUILD A WAAGHH
>Let me show you my yuuuge dick.
>>23678627
why are you the type of person that I always encounter... I guess now I know that you guys actually do just make shit up so you can complain rather than RP.
>>23681657
I know, right? Where the hell are the humans hiding?
>>23681995
>>23682015
where are these channels you are talking about?
>>23688212
type /join (channelcode)
[session=/tg/nWoD]ADH-7caf1a265dba42f05072[/session] - Nwod chat, where I hang out for chatting now
[session=/tg/ Chat]ADH-0569643e9ec79f8d290e[/session] /tg/chat, its big and large and too crowded for my likes but you'll find most people there.
[session=/erp/ Lounge]ADH-209ec6f9aa093715b5d9[/session] /erp/lounge
There's also #mmerp-ooc on Rizon IRC If you want. I'd link the 4chan room but well, banned from there so I can't get its code.
>>23688274
Don't advertise the nWoD channel here. It's not a basic hangout channel. It's a game channel. Don't turn it into your fucking clubhouse because you got evicted.
>>23688296
Bit late for that!
Pretty much anyone who I talk to on f-list is on there anyways.
>>23688274
I poked my head into all three, none of them seem like a place for me, I just want to find people to RP with really...
>>23688461
If you want a place to RP there's not a lot of open RP rooms sadly. I'm not keen on many of them.
>>23688461
You gotta have a character and solicit people.
Or just solicit people. With some, if you have a good scene in mind you can just wing it.
>>23688478
I got the impression that those rooms were not places you solicit people...
>>23688509
They aren't. /erpg/ is for salt and arguments and SJW. For RP you're gonna wanna stick to SDLFRP and then hit up random channels for your kinks.
>>23687947
Do you not understand how psychological counseling works?
>>23688029
wut
>>23688212
/join ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d
>>23688274
First, >>23688296, the channel already has enough trouble as it is with shitposters and people who don't actually play the system. Today has been nothing but talk about Dark Souls III, and trying to get people to talk about actual World of Darkness things gets no interest. It's not your hangout room. If you want to link double chan's hangout room, so be it, but most of the people here don't like that chan, or they'd be over there.
>>23688327
That doesn't make it your personal hangout room. That you make it your personal hangout room is part of the problem. At least when it was my personal hangout room it made sense, since I pretty much only talk about WoD in the first place.
>>23688461
Are you the person who poked into 4chan/erpg/ and then left because you felt it was hostile?
The people who greeted you were just joking...
>>23688509
Well... that much is mostly true. Not like anyone actually RPs. Though there's still a lot of soliciting going on.
>>23688517
I know that one person was joking, but the waves bye is what rubbed me the wrong way, I thought it was only going to get worse from there if I stuck around. My past bad experiences and my anxiety issues make me a bit jumpy and prone to automatically assume the worst, sorry.
>>23688517
When it was your personal hang out you drove people out by dominating the conversation like you do in your room. If you don't like something you just try to stonewall it out. DSIII is a popular game, it's going to be discussed. Don't shit on the room because they aren't always talking about WoD.
>>23688166
If it makes you feel better, I'm not trying to be a piece of shit.
I just can't help myself.
>>23688517
>The people who greeted you were just joking...
"Just joking" hostility is fucking stupid when the room is already struggling with population, reputation, and pointless drama.
>>23688533
Does it get better? Eh... sorta and sorta not. There's good people, but the vibe of the room as a gestalt is just a bit unpleasant most of the time, when it's not just dead silent. Probably best to just stick to the public channels and the larger, specific interest-focused private ones.
>>23688604
>"Just joking" hostility
It wasn't really hostility. Also, why do you think we're struggling with population?
Haven't you people constantly complained about me saying things like "I should kick all the lurkers"?
>>23688533
They weren't trying to be hostile. I would have said something to you about it, but you'd already left and logged off by the time I got back from making dinner.
Also the person who waved bye was playing off of Syia saying "you can't wave hi". Which was either Syia (incorrectly) correcting your grammar or just teasing.
>>23688550
I let people talk about things I don't care about all the time. And my problem isn't that DaSIII is getting talked about. People were talking about it in my room and I just didn't take part in the discussion.
The problem is that the room for THE WORLD OF DARKNESS ROLEPLAYING GAME should kind of make it a priority to talk about THE WORLD OF DARKNESS ROLEPLAYING GAME. I'm not shitting on the room because they aren't always talking about WoD. I'm 'shitting' on the fact that so many people in the room have little to no interest in the game system, which kind of makes it hard when I want to talk about the game and no one can or cares to add to that discussion.
"Don't complain that people aren't talking about the thing the room is for" is honestly a fucking stupid thing to say.
>>23688574
ah, ok, I was really thinking about the people I used to encounter when I used to RP more frequently ages ago that would find tiny things about your wording or RP style or what have you to complain about rather than RPing, on second thought that probably wasn't the sort of thing you were alluding to at all.
>>23688653
>no one can or cares to add to that discussion
Honestly there's not much to get excited about WoD-wise lately anyway.
>>23688653
ok, I'll give the room a second try and try not to be so jumpy this time.
>>23688653
To be fair half the room has you on ignore too. Because you've been shit to them. So I mean discussions revolving around you are gonna be tough.
>>23688666
Dark Eras just came out.
The conversation I was trying for was thinking of doing a Bioshock style setting.
Mage will also be out.
Soon.
... any day now.
>>23688688
>thinking of doing a
The problem is that, when you do find inspiration enough to do something, one of your players inevitably fucks it up by having a breakdown.
>>23688791
That doesn't make any sense. Aren't players replaceable compared to the GM, you can just kick the problem players, they're a dime a dozen.
>>23688804
Not in Rory's opinion. One player drops or flips out and the rest are shit out of luck for the time and frustration they sank into letting him build their characters.
>>23688804
>>23688813
>>23688791
I tend to like groups that are more cohesive. The last time I tried to run a game, really tried and did work and had players, I had a total of six players:
One I asked to sit out if she couldn't think of a character concept. She flipped out about it and holds a grudge still.
One dropped because they were nervous about not fitting into the setting.
One I dropped because they didn't fit the setting and weren't cooperating.
And one got chased away from F-list.
So I was left with two players and the entire point of the game had been to try out the collaborative character creation rules, which admittedly no one even wanted to use in the first place. So... yeah, if players drop in that sort of situation, it kind of messes with the whole thing.
What's more often the problem is that happens two or three sessions in, and the plot already started and people tied themselves to it before dropping, and I'm left with needing some explanation for that and it kills my motivation and incentive.
Either way, I hate "cares about party cohesion" being treated like it's a negative.
>>23688863
>treated like it's a negative
What.
You literally just described the primary negative effect of this particular version of "caring", ie completely killing the game.
>Over 100 posts in and there hasn't been a single profile posted this entire thread
/erpg/ confirmed for dead
>>23688296
>It's not a basic hangout channel
Uhhhh yes it is? It's just a group chat for people with nWoD as a mutual interest, more or less. This is f-list, not IRC or 4chan. There's more off-topic stuff than there is on-topic.
>>23684862
then what's this you doof
>>23689213
An imposter.
>>23689218
Shush, you. She's still on other people's skype, and I'm still friends with her on f-list.
>leave /erpg/ for weeks
>actually start to erp again
>partners are better and there's never any drama
Just a small message, let this place die already and move on.
>>23689521
A world map? Yes.
A simple "Home setting" blurb? Not at all.
>>23689521
No harm in taking pride in your work, anon. Nothing wrong with putting work into what you love. <3
Why'd the elf delete his profile.
>>23689521
Search custom kinks for 'Worldbuilding'. You are not alone.
Barbarian warchiefs can always use a map for conquest anyway.
>>23689521
World building isn't that autistic when you're building a setting to play in.
To make a world map to where it's geometry makes sense, given each culture, each civilization an era from the bronze age to modern and detailed history of the place along with floras and faunas, animal kingdoms and more. Then you might wanna use this imagination to write a book with erotica happening in it because no one (sadly) will ever read most of the stuff you write for your world.
>>23678085
>suspecting they're not really going to "Bible study"
I think I'd rather my wife cheat on me than go to fucking bible study
>>23688930
Yes, having only two players when you planned for four tends to kill a game.
>>23689188
Uh... no it's not. It's a group chat for people who want to learn about or play World of Darkness. I know, since I'm the one who actually made the room. Again, off topic is fine. I just wish that people actually talked on topic. Nevermind that most of the people in that room don't have WoD as a mutual interest.
>>23689521
Do it anyway if you find it fun. Just don't be like me and never do anything other than make your inlines and digital feelers.
Also, understand that most of the time not everyone is going to want to play in your expansive world, or even read about it.
>>23689980
You made the room but it's sure as shit long since not your room.
>>23690002
>>23689980
>Not controlling your room with an iron fist.
Fvcking plebians.
>>23689179
>Violating Ophelia
Wh-why would you do this?
>>23690002
You act like wanting a room for a specific topic to actually talk about that topic is a bad thing.
>>23690070
What really upsets you is that people don't want to discuss YOUR ideas. I see people in there talk about their own characters and stuff and you shit on it.
>>23689521
Personally, I use ERP as an easy, anonymous way to get in the mind of characters and races from a homebrew setting I made for my Thursday group.
What I'm saying is if you think you'll have fun doing it, and the world building will lead to greater things, do it!
>>23690123
Not really.
Unless you count pointing out that Este is trying to do something that makes the other people in the game uncomfortable. Which, you know, it did. Criticizing the things people say is part of talking about it. No one was even criticizing my ideas.
Does Rory still come to these threads?
>>23690248
Rory posted just above you.
>>23690288
Kek.
>>23689980
>Uh... no it's not. It's a group chat for people who want to learn about or play World of Darkness. I know, since I'm the one who actually made the room. Again, off topic is fine. I just wish that people actually talked on topic. Nevermind that most of the people in that room don't have WoD as a mutual interest.
The room isn't stagnant. Over time, it changed. Originally it was a nWoD discussion hub, and now it's not.
>Unless you count pointing out that Este is trying to do something that makes the other people in the game uncomfortable. Which, you know, it did. Criticizing the things people say is part of talking about it. No one was even criticizing my ideas.
Why do you always bring this up? Seras was fine for the game. The GM was okay with it and Seras was his favorite PC, and 2/3 of the party liked her. It just so happened 2 people were tentative. That's not grounds for you to try and campaign about how awful she is and how she'll ruin the game. And even then, the party convinced the two iffy players to shush and give it a chance, which they did. You were the only one actively bringing up conflict and making drama about a game you're not even fucking in.
>>23689980
So you get more players. There are an unending supply of them. It's a GM's market. At some point in the past you also had only two, which you increased to six, before the number dropped again. You had no trouble there.
Just plain giving up at an extremely common setback on the Internet isn't a requirement of "caring about party cohesion".
>>23690321
Her favourite PC. And I never initiated any of those arguments. And in the end the ST decided not to run the game anyway, which I'm sure you'll blame on me.
>Originally it was a nWoD discussion hub, and now it's not.
I really hope you're one of the people who complains that 4chan/erpg/ isn't a 4chan room, because if you are that'd be ironic. If people want to not actually talk about WoD, they could always go to Este's pillowfort.
>>23690324
I feel like you're missing the part where the game was built around having a specific structure of collaborative character creation. It was bad enough already from the previous set backs.
I also couldn't find anyone interested in Werewolf. Everyone I asked just told me to run a different game.
>>23690339
>I never initiated those arguments
Not initially, but you were always extending them. And even when Valerie and Krista decided to just go ahead and try it, you still randomly brought up how awful she is, which caused two arguments of its own.
>In the end the ST decided not to run the game
I don't know if he dropped it because of drama or not, and if he did, Krista and Valerie would have been much more at fault for that then you were. If that's the case, though, then they definitely contributed.
>I really hope you're one of the people who complains that 4chan/erpg/ isn't a 4chan room, because if you are that'd be ironic. If people want to not actually talk about WoD, they could always go to Este's pillowfort.
Psh, my pillowfort's literally just a dead room where I shoot shit with a few friends. Also, so should all WoD discussion be avoided in erpg? If someone in erpg was going to run a WoD game, would you insist they take discussion there to /tg/nWoD? Also no, I've never even heard of anyone saying /erpg/ isn't a 4chan room. Why would they? I'd somewhat argue that it's still kinda a /tg/ room.
>>23690355
Oh, this is Este. If you want to argue about this shit, then take me off ignore and do it on F-list instead of shitting up the threads. Or just not have this argument in the first place.
For fucks sake the thing that you put me on ignore for was telling you that I don't actually hate Seras, I just think she (and your other characters) are bad for group games.
Your pillowfort is a channel where you shoot the shit, which is why it should be where you shoot the shit.
And, yes, if you recall, I took the Werewolf and then Changeling discussions to /tg/nWoD, because that's the channel for nWoD discussion. It shouldn't be avoided, but 4chan/erpg/ is a general room while /tg/nWoD is a channel primarily intended for WoD discussion.
>Also no, I've never even heard of anyone saying /erpg/ isn't a 4chan room. Why would they?
Because I'm SJW and don't let people shitpost. Shitposting is 4chan.
>>23690376
I already hit you up on f-list, you doof.
>>23690399
Keep at it please. It's entertaining :3
>>23690406
No, I hate this. I only come on these threads when someone lets me know that someone (usually Rory or whoever referred to my jerkoff room as 'Esteshit' last thread) is insulting me behind my back. Same as the /erpg/ channel. I just want Rory to stop talking about me forever.
>>23690416
I agree. Take this shit to F-list Every time I come to these threads, there's drama (usually between Rory and someone else.)
>>23690339
>the game was built around having a specific structure of collaborative character creation
I mean, you're at least aware that that's a long shot for a lot of in-person games, let alone online affairs, right?
>>23689179
I'm stuck in the rut of being happy with the number of partners I have, and not really needing/wanting feedback/attention on my profiles. Also never having the time to play, as much as I'd like.
>>23690444
>I mean, you're at least aware that that's a long shot for a lot of in-person games, let alone online affairs, right?
Yeah, but it's still the only reason I wanted to run the game. I wanted to use the Pack creation rules. I wanted to run a game around the Pack. That fell apart.
Also, that doesn't sound like a rut at all.
>>23689179
here u go
https://www.f-list.net/c/Magdalene%20Anson
>>23690376
>why would they
Get your persecution complex out of the picture. I said it repeatedly because the room is misnamed. Your room has the 4chan logo when you hate 4chan and most of the mods don't browse the general. If I had a suggestion for a new name, it would just be ERPG, but I already know it's too late.
>>23690459
>only reason
Wait. Why would you put up a strawpoll at all then if Werewolf 2E was the only one you were ever really going to touch. >>22923269
>>23690671
I didn't say it was the only game I was ever really going to touch. I said the Pack was the only (well, main) reason why I wanted to play Werewolf.
I also after putting up that straw poll (which I don't have the plugin, so I can't even see that post) I realized that Werewolf was the one I wanted to run the most. Which is why I tried to run it, and not the others.
>>23687959
Yes he's just an unrepentant asshole.
>>23688509
They are, you hang around, make friends and then solicit them in private.
>>23688791
Oh please, blaming the players? He was never ever going to get any of those games running anyway.
Players are just an excuse.
>>23690002
And he only started caring about not-wod chatter once he got a different room to dump his daily wank counts into.
>>23690248
ctrl-f for a strawpoll up above if you want a giggle.
>>23690782
Then bitched so much he drove the guy running nwod out of the place.
>>23690819
Actually it's probobly dealing with all of us. Having to deal with a bunch of inbred retarded manchildren on top of your sick brother is taxing for anyone.
>>23690840
Then maybe act fucking better.
>>23690851
I'd say its really more that a bunch of us tend to go to him for personal issues. Ivans a great guy with the patience of a saint.
>>23690819
Actually, it was repeated complaints about other users, and the fact that he's rarely on.
Which person who's salty about me are you?
>>23690858
>>23690840
It's because like five people were constantly going to Keylime to complain about you, even though she's not a moderator for that room.
>>23690871
No idea why they'd go to Keylime. At this point I kinda don't give a shit.
Less drama, more literally anything else.
Somebody run Exalted.
>>23690893
Buncha, you have become the thing you hate. I am so disappointed in you.
>>23692033
I wish! Although Oros is an amazing GM when he ran it. Prob wait till the next edition (whenever it happens) and see what happens then
>>23692115
You have no idea what that even is!
>>23692289
It happened last wednesday.
>>23691957
Butts.
>>23693606
Also boobs. And thighs. And other nice things. All wrapped up, skintight and shiny.
>>23693614
And whatever's going on here, I guess.
>>23693618
mac/aislinne pls
>>23693638
He'd shitpost with things of the non-glossy variety if he even came here.
>>23693651
Buncha agrees
>tfw I found someone who isn't as scary as Aislinne to get gimped and mind broken by
No tentacles, but everything else is amazing. Life is good.
>>23693967
>Scary
I'm totally harmless! And not just because I don't do anything.
>>23694003
Mostly because of that though, sadly
>>23694007
Ah well. Soon.
>>23694003
Gotta grind those regular rubber mobs before I take on the raid boss.
One day though. When I have better browngirl art.
>>23690037
I play as Ophelia, that image represents what I want done to me
>>23693967
Huh.
Are total newbies to the whole rubbermonstering scary?
I've been wanting to try this stuff out, but well, am newb. Also rather lacking in practice of high-line RP.
>>23695541
>total newbies
I said they were less spooky, not new. They don't have super long intimidating posts and are just a hooman instead of tentacle slut.
I'd recommend doing it. It's super amazing. There's plenty of not Aislinne's running around. Just gotta poke em.
>>23695702
Or poke the real one.
She's incredibly friendly.
>>>/tg/46905530
>Werewolves are universally women. The women are constantly pregnant with their wolf form, growing from nothing to full term over the course of the month. At the full moon, the wolf-beast rapidly finishes it's growth and tears it's way from itself/it's mother. The wolf must then eat enough to afford the growth of the woman inside of it, and then she tears her way back out at first light.
Ah /tg/ and it's magical realms
>>23695702
I meant doing the rubbering.
Although I presume
>There's plenty of not rubbasluts running around. Just gotta poke em.
still holds
>>23695848
fuck, forgot to remove the "not" from the pseudo-ftfy
>>23678892
>when your business trip's done
>she's knocked up by your son
>tfw this is my biggest fetish
>>23696688
Well, me being the son is, anyway.
>>23696688
If Este actually gets me into this for some unexplained, fucked up reason, I'm blaming her.
>>23696827
Who's Este? I'm really infrequent here.
>>23696863
A regular in a few of the rooms. Huge slut, sweet as silk. Browses /pol/, so Negative-Rory.
>>23696912
>pretending /pol/ is a good thing
The psycho right is just as bad as the psycho left.
>>23697086
Actually I have no idea if she actually browses there or just links the occasional pic from there, but either way I have no clue on what her political beliefs are. Truth be told, I don't even want to ask.
>>23697086
>>23697129
She lives to shitpost just like rory lives to puff himself out.
Both are annoying af.
>>23697144
Hence, Negative Rory. Woulden't have her any other way.
>>23697178
Either extreme is bad. I'd rather a happy medium.
>>23697209
I mean I don't THINK they are a total /pol/ite as I haven't seen them rant about how the evil SJWs are trying to make the world communist (I know someone who thinks this) or how the Jews are being terrible monsters, but they have linked things from there I recall.
I'd give her benefit of the doupt anyways
Someone suggested I should post my game ad here:
>>>/tg/46864104
https://www.f-list.net/c/Oppa
>>23697241
Oh my sweet, summer child. Run while you have the chance.
>>23697332
It's Oppa. He's old hand.
>>23697383
Real old.
Super sweet guy though
>>23697144
I don't puff myself up. You people puff me up plenty.
>>23697129
She's as misinformed as you are and believes /pol/ on a number of subjects.
>>23697332
Oppa is one of the original /tg/chat people, and was probably on F-list before /tg/chat. He's also actually run a lewd game. Also he's a massive degenerate pervert, even by F-list standards.
>>23697699
Dude you soapbox in the wod threads then go to any room that will listen to you rant about how unfair it is that they call you out. You definitely puff yourself up.
>erp in mmos
>get called pleb for it
>erpg touted as place for better writers, better people
>this thread
You're all a bunch of fucking impostors. Now I know where all the people I used to erp with in Tera and FFXIV went.
>>23697717
That's not soapboxing. And "any room" was my chill room and the WoD room. That's also less to puff myself up and more to talk about how ridiculous the thread is. This is the kind of thing I'm talking about. You're puffing me up. You're making me out to be a big boogeyman who's everywhere and always talks about myself. You're the one always talking about me.
>>23697777
Imposters who can input more than 140 characters into a four inch chatbox in the lower left of the screen mostly taken up by HUDs and canned animations by low poly models.
>>23697811
Uh, you do always talk about yourself. You go out of your way to go other places to talk about yourself. You really are deluded.
>>23697871
Did you just completely ignore the conversation above where Bunchacrunch went on about me? I know you didn't, because you were part of that conversation.
>>23698143
You mean where he casually mentioned you?
>>23697241
You should switch on TLS on your tumblr.
https://support.tumblr.com/post/138103206102/ssl-security-which-has-been-available-on-the
>>23698695
Why?
>>23699887
What
>chat room I frequent slowly filling with more and more furfags
>humans and non-furfags are starting to disappear
Great.
>>23702493
I know this feeling all to well.
It makes me very sad.
>>23702493
What room?
Ugh, I can't seem to decide what to name my cow girl species. I was thinking of "imiras", but I never know if the names are silly or not. What do you think, does an "imira" sound too bad? It is supposed to be pronounced eemeera by the way.
>>23703008
Call them Bovas.
>>23702867
It used to be like three but the first two just overloaded with furfags for me.
>That really depraved scene you'll never actually RP
What is it, /erpg/?
>>23704722
An actual murderous fight, whether with magical girls or maybe shipsluts.
It's not even about finding someone to do it with, more that the mood I need to be in to entertain the thought is far, far too fleeting.
>>23704734
Posting bloody images and missing limbs is risky on /soc/, might wanna delete that, maybe upload it to imgur.
Also, why that? That doesn't sound sexy at all, unless you elaborate.
I like brutality and violence, but I like it to be sexualized.
>>23704748
Eh, the boards slow enough I won't mind any moderation.
And maybe a little bit sexualized, but not really sexual.
Like, the actions themselves don't have anything to do with sex, but the raw intense emotion of it is still appealing to me sometimes. And not even in a sexual way even then, really, it's not so much sexy as it is, well, I already said raw and intense but they're the best words for it. Almost hamming it up.
So what's always turned me off of f-list is that I can't ever find an image that I can use. I have no idea how to rectify this
Hey! I'm an avid roleplayer who's never posted in any of these threads before. But I can't sleep so figured I'd give it a shot
I'm a pretty big switch who gets into all sorts of moods, but the vast majority of my characters are girlyboy, shota kind of dealies, usually with some tasty gimmick.
Here's my little pride and joy, so you can get an idea of what I'm like:
https://www.f-list.net/c/Melwyn
I'm currently looking for super affectionate sorts of things, but rougher plays certainly aren't a 'no'! If you're at all interested, feel free to hit up my skype: confuzzledkitty
I just want to do something horrible and depressing, but every single person I've talked to about it has turned me down because they want straight up sex, or they don't want to get sad.
I guess I can't really fault most people for just wanting to get off, but jesus christ.
Why is it so hard to find people to do non lewd things with? All I want is a sad story without a stupid happy ending that makes it all better. The only person I know who was able to write something close to this stopped signing into f-list because they got sick of everyone else.
Guess it's back to vidya.
>>23704722
My character getting her brains blown out execution style and then having her corpse used by several men.
You said depraved
>>23705159
Gelbooru
Danbooru
Rule34.xxx
Tumblr
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DeviantArt
>>23705209
What does it say about these threads that the fact that Melwyn is a male worker bee and you used the term 'stamen' for his cock bothers me more than the fact that apparently he jizzes and shits honey?
Also, will he die if he uses his stinger?
>>23705219
I like sad. But story is more effort than I can muster these days.
>>23705255
I meant sexually depraved, but apparently everyone assumed I meant dark and snuffy.
Also, it would be sexier if it was like in that Juan Gotoh manga where she was shot off-center with a low calibur bullet so that she survived the gunshot and was alive throughout the rest of it, slowly losing cognition.
And also if it was consensual.
Damn, I might have to do that scene if I ever get up the motivation to play with Loli Snuff Starlet. I don't know how not-loli she's willing to play, though.
Also, if we're going to go with depraved ryona scenes... Actually, I'll pastebin this
http://pastebin.com/UGcsNFeB
>>23705219
Story is my jam, as is dark shit, but it's usually of the row row fight the powa single flame burning brighter and brighter to light up the darkness kinda '''sad'''. Bad shit happens, and boy will things escalate and get worse, but as the despair ramps up, hope only flares brighter at the same time.
If you want some more proper dark stuff without it being needlessly grimark, read anything written by Wildbow.
>>23702493
rip room, time to migrate somewhere else. ;_;
>>23705285
So you just take any image even if it's of a pre-existing character?
>>23706964
Yes. Eeverybody does it.
>>23706964
My current "main" is unabashedly using Matoi Ryuuko art. A friend uses art of Chloe Shepard with brown hair, so sometimes I'll edit a Chloe and Max picture to be our characters. But that's about all I'll do to differentiate my character from the character who's art I'm using.
I don't even consistently use the same character. There are a lot of characters who look similar, and with several different artists to pick from, it's easy to 'trick' people into feelling like different characters are the same.
>>23704722
A boy getting turned into a girl and having to go to a school where she gets spanked, sexually bullied, etc.
>>23705285
Are you saying snuff followed by necrophilic rape isn't sexually depraved
>>23707814
It is, but I didn't mean SOLELY dark kind of depraved. That seems to be what people besides >>23707684 assumed.
Not that I don't like dark depraved. I mean, read my scene idea. I also like gross stuff like sweat and musk and smegma and STDs kind of depraved.
>>23706909
/join ADH-3c378de74958d61d603a
You are welcome!
>>23707896
You just can't find a room to stick in, can you?
>>23707906
He was actually banned from /tg/nWoD as well. Not the ideal outcome, but at least his brogressive shitposting is in /tg/Exalted.
>>23707896
>[21:29] System: Error code 26, Could not locate the requested channel.
>>23707940
>using the term brogressive unironically
Please Rory, for the love of god kill yourself
>>23707950
>telling people on the internet to kill themselves unironically
>Using meme arrows unironically
>Implying unironically
>>23707950
He also uses meninist.
>>23707963
No
just
like
actually
no
Seriously stop it
Fuck off
You are actually the worst kind of human being, a Hypocrite and a bigot with no self awareness.
You have an ego bigger than the entire fucking universe and refuse to acknowledge any kind of data that conflicts with your sheltered fucked up worldview.
I'm not even American, or even a conservative for that matter (I voted for Mulcair and I'm not ashamed to admit it) But I want Trump to Win the US Election so filthy NEET SJWs like you will kill themselves enmasse
>inb4 u mad bro?
Yes I am mad, very mad. Saltier than the dead sea, and sicker than quarantine camp
>>23707989
I've never actually used that term, I just wondered if anyone had, but apparently they have.
>>23707992
k
>>23708003
Bitch I saw you use it the other night.
>>23708006
No, Keylime said something about meninists and I was like "oh, that's a real thing?" and apparently it's not a male version of feminism so much as a Red Piller MRA thing.
>>23708014
Aww, you wanna ban me? Cute.
>>23706964
Yep. The only people who don't do that are the people without any images, the people who commission art, the people who make their own art, and the people who make their own 'art'. Vast majority just uses existing work.
>>23705285
>I meant sexually depraved, but apparently everyone assumed I meant dark and snuffy.
Well, most of the sexually depraved stuff I'd want to do isn't stuff I would have a problem with finding play for
I'm going to bed now
Hopefully /erpg/ will stop being awful when I wake up
>>23708247
>panties
That's noncanonical!
>>23708247
Nothing's really been awful other than you being salty as hell.
>>23708244
Well what kind of depraved lewd things do you do?
>>23708247
/erpg/ is never not awful.
This might come in handy.
http://www.sexinfo101.com/sexpositionsguide.shtml
Also, the comments are fucking ridiculous.
>>23708288
Mostly petplay, bdsm of varying intensity, gobs of aftercare, I guess. There's a big gap between 'depraved sexual stuff I want' and 'fucked up nonsexual stuff I want'
Not accounting for my lack of time to play lately of course.
>>23709489
You should make a big fat guy and do petplay BDSM and aftercare with Makoto. Or Hayley. Or Lorelai. Or any of my other submissive bedicked nerds.
Assuming that's you, Bones, how about we try noteplay and see how long it takes that to crash and burn?
If a character is female and only attracted to other females, fem herms, and shemales, what sexuality are they?
Are they gay? Is poly more accurate, or what?
>>23709647
That's gay set. Bi-fem-pref if you also take femboys.
I did a thing yesterday
>>23709869
I did another thing today.
Though looking over it, the hair tone on these doesn't at all match the original Kill la Kill fanart I've been using.
>>23710148
Tell me about them anyway, you debauched freak.
>>23707940
>rory talking shit about rooms he isn't and never was part of again
Not that I believe Rory has the integrity to listen to people but...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10081020
https://www.f-list.net/c/chamase/
Decided to dust off my slutty halfdragon after like, a year or so.
>>23710159
I don't RP all the time, but I've spent time cultivating a nice little mixture of partners. A lot of whom have very similar depravities. But I really shouldn't kiss and tell too much.
