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FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA) Dirty talk, audio masturbation, voc
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FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)

Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.

Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.

Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.

All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:

>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>No one is entitled to get their request done.

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>>23670289
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GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW

AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs

FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe

Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B

Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0

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Fresh Shorties, by VK
>slumming in caption threads again

"Sir. you've taught both of us and you're our favorite teacher. I just don't know who else to ask. See, I've been having a lot of sex with my little sister for a while now, and I think it's time she had some good thick cock. When I asked her whose cock she wanted, she picked you. She's mad fun to make love to and she squirts just like I do when we come really hard. Yeah, I thought you'd say 'yes' to a squirting sister sandwich."


"Hey, ever since I first saw you walking around in the halls, I've had this...um...fantasy, y'know? I picture you, just jumping my bones one night and fucking me rough, with choking, spanking, name-calling, alla that. So, howzabout you tell me one of your fantasies? Or we could just go with mine."

"This is the third time I've been someone's bridesmaid. Celebrating? Not exactly, but I am going to try to have more fun with it. So, how about it? All the attention has been on your brother and his new wife. Nobody's looking for us and I am going to give you a better night than any bride and groom could ever even think off. Do you want to take this dress off of me, or shall I strip for you?"


"You've always pointed out how 'striking' the combination of brown hair and blue eyes is, I bet that we can make it a lot more interesting for you. Think of how much you would like seeing our eyes looking up at you as we lick and suck your cock. Our eyes meeting yours as you pump in and out of our willing mouths....spurting your cum all over our eager young faces. No, we're not just teasing you. If we get on our knees, will that prove it?
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"I'm so glad daddy still lets us take baths together. You cum so hard when you shlick in the tub, and I cum hard when I hear it. I know we've both done multiples in the bath. My goal is to make you squirt someday. Do you think he listens to us? Do you think he tries to guess who's cumming? You're right. We should dare him.
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New thread, guess I could start that script I promised..... Or I could just do nothing all day like I always do and waste the precious gift of life ive been given....
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Hornygoodboy (the horniest good boy, to be precise) establishing.

Here is the link to my pastebin:

http://pastebin.com/u/hornygoodboy

...which is filled to the brim with my long-ass, slow build, seduction heavy scripts.

I specialize in big sister/little brother and mommy/son incest scripts, often with a (gentle) femdom and/or teasing motif. (SPH has been showing up a lot in my latest work too). Plenty of kissing and oral, a bit of age play, and so many l-bombs that I'm a little ashamed.

Take a look, if you dare. I hope you find something you like.
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>>23670373
It's been a long-long time since we had a new recording, so I vote for that life thing.
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>>23670289
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ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?*

First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW

*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

If the New Girl questions are too much for you, try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording: http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0

FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

*Also are you returning to us? Yay! But if you want to do it under a different name, VK will not blow your cover. You don't even have to ask. I can't speak for the rest of 4chan, but I believe in second chances.

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>>23670289
FSA BINS
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SEXUAL

FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
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NONSEXUAL*

DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)
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I'm out. STAY BUMPED

We've got a brand new thread, so let's have a great one!
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Here's some stuff from the last thread...

Miss Strata
http://chirb.it/gs23Dh

Just a Taste...

http://chirb.it/42cEIn
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I just want a grill to talk to me as if she were my girlfriend, and tell me how much she loves me.

.....I'm a lonely piece of shit
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https://zoom.us/j/637249555
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>>23670608
Thanks, great school hijinks as always, Zantosa. My mind is gestating more ideas.
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>>23670608
Thank you Zantosa. I love that we share an oral fixation.

HGB
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Posting tentatively for the first time in one of these threads. I can't really sing well, but I thought it would do for a lullaby sort of thing... More authentic? ...maybe... I am not so sure. If I did okay I may post more like this later on.
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>>23670834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C2qKpoOukM

Oops x.x got so nervous I forgot the file. Anywho I am off to bed so I will read tomorrow.
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>>23670841
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C2qKpoOukM

that was very nice, thank you
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>>23670834
>>23670841
That was really lovely, thanks for sharing
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http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems-and-poets/poems/detail/48860

Can anyone read this please?
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>>23671284
This poem is actually kind of difficult to read out loud without the rhythm of the words and the repetition obscuring the meaning. At least for me. I could probably do better with Al Aaraaf or something. But I tried.

http://chirb.it/Kd9FbN
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>>23670772
Heh. Do you ruin all your pen caps, too?

>>23670701
Thanks! Glad you liked it.
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>virgin wedding feels
>repost
Prompt for the girl in the virgin thread, but any girls can do it if you want. You can reword it to make it sound better / more like a girl. Also it would be hotter if you schlick while reading it. Add anything more personal you want <3

"Sometimes I think about what the first time will be like... waiting all these years. So shy on that big night. Him helping me unzip my dress then pulling me in for a hug, bare skin touching for the first time. Him fumbling out of his clothes.

I take off my bra and keep my hands over my breasts, too shy to let him see me yet. He says "look at me" and *wimpering* I can't, I'm too embarrassed. He puts his hand on my chin and pulls me in for a kiss.

I get down on my knees now, naked except for my heels, panties and garter. I'm shaking so bad he has to help me undo his belt. I've never seen a penis before and it looks so big! I blush, bite my lip and look away. He wants me to put my mouth on it but I'm shaking so bad, so he lifts me onto the bed instead.

He takes my panties down and I keep my hands over my pussy. He moves my hands away and rubs me and I gasp, I've never been touched there before.

(and then you go into long lewd detail about what your fantasies of first penetration will be like)

Also something about putting your head on his chest / his head on your chest to feel how fast the heart is beating <3
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>>23671564
I destroy my pen caps. I chew on tape, paper clips, receipts, swizzle sticks, and the ear piece of my glasses all day long.

I also spend most of my daydreaming time thinking about hour long makeout sessions with various members of the cast of Baywatch (not Hoff). I also write most of my scripts to include at least some oral. Usually kissing too. (My kissing fetish manifested itself in my first and favorite taboo script, older sister teaching her brother how to kiss.)

Ramble over.
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FSA's Authors*
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AHAB-http://pastebin.com/u/captainahab
AMI's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/GhostAmi
ANONCHAN 781 http://pastebin.com/u/anonchan781
ANONYMOUS http://pastebin.com/z9eVcD1b
AZULA'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/r6CXDL15
BO Lover's Scripts: http://pastebin.com/saJJhAqK
BONAROBA http://pastebin.com/Wa9sVes6
COVERMEINPEARLS' SCRIPTS: http://pastebin.com/u/covermeinpearls
EL PRESO http://pastebin.com/u/el_preso
ENTRECHAT Scripts http://pastebin.com/UbEc1dyz
HITMONSAUCE http://pastebin.com/u/hitmonsauce
ITTY Scripts http://pastebin.com/u/Itty
HOMER http://pastebin.com/u/HomerSOC
HORNYGOOD BOY http://pastebin.com/u/hornygoodboy
HUGH http://pastebin.com/u/hughjames89
KASTYRIASIS http://pastebin.com/eZgBU0cF
MEGARCHON http://pastebin.com/u/lords_megarchon
NERO http://pastebin.com/u/socNemo
OLLIE http://pastebin.com/u/vocawriter112
ORANGE PROSE http://pastebin.com/u/Apocalyptore
SERA http://pastebin.com/u/Sera13
SMUTOMANCER http://pastebin.com/u/Smutomancer
SKETCHER Pastebin http://pastebin.com/pSUbMuJ5
SS http://pastebin.com/VL7751NF
SQUEE’S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/squeesex
THIS MAGIC BURNER http://pastebin.com/u/Thismagicburner
TIARA'S Somewhat Kinky Script http://pastebin.com/AufHw26b
TREMOR'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/tremor
VK http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS
XIOMBARG'S STORYTELLER http://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/%27s_Smut_Index#Xiombarg.27s_Storyteller.27s_fics
VILMON http://pastebin.com/ihcAPmkG
*Not by any means a complete list
(If you aren't here and you think you should be. let me know. )
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>>23671774
>>>I destroy my pen caps. I chew on tape, paper clips, receipts, swizzle sticks, and the ear piece of my glasses all day long.

Pretty much the same. It took me forever to keep myself from destroying shit. I have one of those pens from walgreens with the red ball on the end for charity, that ball is so fun to bite! I am trying not to snap my colored pencils so I just mouth them delicately. I chomp gum and blow bubbles with it, I put my dice in my mouth and suck on them like candy. I used to destroy my brother's action figures by chewing on them. If I wear long necklaces, I am going to be feeling them with my mouth all day.

I have never seen baywatch. But... That's my stupid drunk behavior that I have to watch out for... When I am super drunk I will make out with/nibble on anyone who isn't obviously an asshole or diseased. Then they think that means I want to fuck, which was awkward like twice before I learned how not to do that.

Anyway... Yay for chewing on things!
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>>23672004
Well, let me know if you ever need a new drinking buddy. ;)
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PRINCE MEMORIAL QUESTIONS

1. When did you first hear, first dance to, first fuck to "Purple Rain"

2. Pick a song of his to sing

3. Pick a song of his to sing and fap to

4. Pick a song of his to recite as a poem

5. Record yourself going crazy, wearing a raspberry beret and partying like it's 1999.
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>>23671493
Thanks. the first half specially were truly well-read.
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Some daddy-daughter ageplay script age, with a huge heaping helping of Breathplay on the side.

Ok, not on the side, maybe more a main dish, but there it is.

'Daddy Teaches me Breathplay'

(Ageplay)(incest)(asphixiation games)(don't try this at home kids!)(not without a play partner at any rate...)

http://pastebin.com/T3gJqjaY
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Should I write a reverse trap script?
Would anyone read it?
Would anyone listen to it?
How should it even be written?
What do they frost flakes with?
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>>23673863
1. Yes
2. Probably. We've had weirder stuff read
3. I can't say. Not my interest in any way, but I am only one person and there are many who listen.
4. In English, spellchecked and with good grammar.
5. Dunno, but I'm pretty sure it involves high-sucrose corn syrup.
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>>23673863
What does reverse trap mean?
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>>23674128
Why, I'm glad you asked anon!

A reverse trap is the opposite of a trap, it's a girl that dresses and acts like a boy to hide that she's a girl. Think Mulan or Just One of the Guys.

As a side note, you'd think that titty flash in Just One of the Guys would be easy to find a decent gif below 4Mb of
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"Tonight, subs, you will all present your best erotic dance, however the only song we will be using is "Darling Nikki" to honor the dead Artist,. Whichever of you is the best Nikki will join the master and I in bed tonight."
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>>23674252
Thanks!
I think that would be an awesome script!
>got this shitty small gif
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>>23674036
>In English, spellchecked and with good grammar.

What if, and just hear me out...it was only one of those things for certain?
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>>23674523
All of those things make it easier for someone to perform the script. They are what all of us who care about the craft of writing aspire to, but don't always reach. But we always try. So, try.
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Can I request someone do this script from the prior thread?
>>23654339
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http://pastebin.com/K0F2Hb4S

"Fun" facts

>This is the longest script I've written
>I considered adding in the line "fuck me like a boy" at some point, but I already question what Freud would say about what I just typed up.
>I should really make a pastebin account.
>I'm tired, I'm going to bed.

>>23674302
Thank you so much, I might need this at some point.
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STAY BUMPED

Can we get some establishing posts, ladies?
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bumping for more spaz schlicks and scripts and more blush in general
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>>23677353
What splat is that from?
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Have we been abandoned?
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VK Establishing

My Scripts in chronological order with descriptions and sometimes tags.
http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS

MORE RECENT WORK

This>>23670335

And that laundromat thing I'm editing


"The Saucy Governess" [Victorian Setting][faux-victorian erotica]
A governess is seduced by the children's father
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 1022

"Kneedy Tailoring" by VK (Inspired by Miz Specific’s “Something You Should Know”http://vocaroo.com/i/s18DtqI9hiVN
A dress repair goes awry when he accidentally touches her.....just listen.
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 1014 (2 parts)

"Semen Demon" A memey cum-hungry demon girl visits the anon who summoned her.
http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
Line 193 (2 parts)

"Massage Magic" [implied incest][cousins][massage][foot fetish friendly]
The true story of how I made a woman cum just by massage.
http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
Line 258

"Balls are Best" [F4M][Femsub][oral][Cock and ball worship]
She loves his balls.
http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
Line 188

"I Followed You In" [BJ][Pussy eatin'}
She always liked her brother's friend and this morning she would prove it.
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 950

"Writing Inspiration" By Krystal and I
Faithful sub helps her master produce porn
http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
Line 671

"The Good Little Wife"
[F4M] [Rom][Teacher-student][roleplay][ageplay][bestwife]
(inspired by "Amy as Wendy" by Rachael Ross on ASSTR
When her husband comes home from his teaching job all wrought up about his sexy students and their teasing, she has the solution.
http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
Line 1141 (medium)

NOTE: Turtle did a very nice setup for the previous thread that I did not use for this one. Not because I disagreed with it. In fact, I quite liked it, I just wanted separation from that crippled mess of last thread. Anyway, I saved it along with the traditional setup here:

Thread setup 2016
http://pastebin.com/RaVEqETd

Perhaps we could have some discussion about it?
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>>23677422
boooooooooorder coooooooolie
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>>23677362
1e AD&D Dungeon Master's Guide.
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>>23677658
That's too old for me. I only play 3.x
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>>23677871
>>23677353

>TFW my copy of the BOEF is packed and at new place, and this makes me want to dig it out.


http://chirb.it/hvDO85
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>>23677422
I think IX took everyone with him. Only Zantosa doing audios who hated him, what IS going on?
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Miss Strata's Wooden Horse
By Sketcher

As you can see, class, Sarah has been put on the wooden horse as punishment for being a disobedient, lazy, moany, stupid bitch.
Take a good look, girls, at the nipple clamps squeezing her tits, the butt-plug poking from her ass, the ring-gag in her mouth, the wooden horse piercing and splitting her crotch.
Look at this pathetic, punished dumb cunt and ask yourseleves if you want to disobey the will of Miss Strata.

I'm more than happy to oblige, girls...try me.
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>>23673863
1. Hell yes.
2. Hell yes.
3. Hell yes.
4. with letters? You know: full throttle smut, spunk and juicy ass banging, nut busting letters to the max. Hell yes!
5. I'd say cocaine would be a pretty neat choice. Sadly its just glucose/fructose/sweetose.
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I'm Begging You
By Sketcher

Please...please fuck me, just fucking fuck me, any hole you want, just fucking plough me and use me.

I'm so wet I've soiled my panties, I can't think of anything other than your cock stuffing and pounding the shit out of me.

Please, I'm begging you, use me as your toy, treat me like a piece of meat, my holes are yours, please take them.

I'm squirming on my bed in my ruined panties, hoping, praying, that you'll come through that door and fucking destroy me with your cock, because that's what I crave...fuck me...please...do whatever you fucking want...I'm begging you...fuck me.
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>>23678198
Um..you did notice that he already wrote it, >>23674839
right?
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>>23678285

Frankly, it took me a moment to realize this.

Oh well.

Let my post rest there as a monument erected to encourage all existing/prospective/future script writers that no matter how much of a talentless hack they are – chances are someone is going to fap to it anyways.

Also, long time no see fsa. How are things going lately?
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>>23678092
I didn't hate him, he hated me.

Also, it's probably just that a lot of people are off enjoying their weekend and will come back.

>>23678172
<3
http://chirb.it/nOhnr2


>>23673090
Interesting. Longest script I've done that didn't involve actually having an orgasm. So then I was in the mood to do-

>>23678233
http://chirb.it/yF5azy
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>>23678092
Really? WTF did i miss?
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>>23678370
NOTHING. DON"T WORRY ABOUT IT. DON"T TALK ABOUT IT. IT DOESN"T FUCKING MATTER!
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>>23678322
http://chirb.it/wMz33b
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>>23678379
Oh god, it was that bad? fuck it, at least Pip came back the other day & Zantosa is always awesome, we'll survive.
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Friday Night Vocaroo

I know you're sitting there alone on a Friday night, lurking this thread, just begging for some fapping material. How pathetic. Are you actually getting off to the sound of my voice? Oh my God, you're hard too?! Just jacking off the sound of my sweet voice...is it enough to make you cum? Let's find out. I want you to empty your balls for me honey! Squirt your little load. I know it isn't much but this is the most action you're gonna get tonight.<laugh> You're not seriously getting off to this? Fucking sissy slut! You cant help but touch yourself. Awww you're so-o cute when you get all worked up. Is little sissy gonna cum? Maybe, you're waiting for permission? Is your tiny little penis is about explode? faster now, that's it. work it right underneath the head.Mmmmm look at your little stiffy throbbing, awwww. I might just give you this orgasm, but you'll have to beg for it. I'm serious. Beg for it bitch! Say "pretty please mistress may I cum?" Louder! that's it, good sissy slut. Empty those balls for me, cum for me now! mmmm, work that tiny cock. Oh my God! Did you actually cum? Do you seriously get turned on by that sick shit? You perv! I can't believe you actually came to this recording. <Laugh> You are pathetic, anon!
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>>23678368
Somehow dropped my link.
http://chirb.it/9d4zmO
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>>23678322
>http://chirb.it/wMz33b
Sadly its just a perfectly stock photo.

But I wholeheartedly love your guesses and ideas.

Would love to hear more.
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>>23678017
Can you still find that? I want a copy, if only for the reason of having it.
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>>23678395
Thanks for that, Z! Thanks for doing it, and for doing such a good job :-)

It was meant to be ... Different, so I guess it worked on that level. I may do a part II some day, probably 1st person from the other girl's perspective.
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>>23678390
>>23678322
The exodus hit us pretty hard, both the gamergate and moot's leaving--site traffic has been way down. But as for recently, Turtle's been back, Mittens is still around, Babble was getting busy with life, but still loves us, Blondie--had a sore throat, but I'm worried about her. She was the strongest of the recent batch of new girls and I want her here. Moose will join us in a limited role in a few months, if I read her plans right and if things are sexy, fun and peaceable here we we will continue to attract new people. The problem comes with the rising generation and their need for feedback and recognition. I'm not slamming them, just recognizing a reality. It's hard to keep them around when no one tells them good things. It's gotten harder and harder over the last four years. But we always have survived and we always will. Porn is not going out of style, except in Utah. And Prince's Erotic City sounds like a better place every day.
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Massage Magic by VK

"What am I doing? I'm stretching out my sore legs on my couch! <pause> Yes, on my oh-so-totally-in-the-way cousin. So what? I just showered, so they're way clean and very smooth. Go ahead and feel! <pause> Don't freak! You're older than me! Don't tell me touching a girl is a problem for you! <pause> Mmmmm....see! You have a nice touch. <pause> A very nice touch and it's giving me a great idea! Massage me! <pause> You have a secret talent for that? I'm just a good guesser! <pause> Um, my calves are sore from soccer practice, and my feet are all tense too...but if you don't.....Whoa! <moaning> What are you doing with your thumbs? You weren't kidding. It's great!...<more low moaning> Great hands! <moaning and heavy breathing> Oh! Did you just kiss my foot? Mmmmph...No, I don't mind. I-I do it myself sometimes when I'm horny...Oh. thats---Don't stop working my calves--That's just ridic! In what Universe would anything between us be incest? Did you forget that you're adopted? <more moaning> And...that feels too fucking good to let you stop doing it to me. C-could you suck on my toes a bit too? <Loud moan> What? Oh god...keep sucking my toes---Um what could there be between us? ....you have a little foot fetish? <moaning> No? I sort of do--and<excited moaning>...um...youre question....well....right now.... whatever you want!<more excited moaning> Just keep touching me and...and...your mouth...and.....<improvise to orgasm> <sigh> I can't believe you made me cum from that! You are a genius! <pause> Aww... Don't worry. I'm not gonna leave you hanging. You want me to jerk you off with my feet, suck your cock or we just fuck now? <pause> We do have all afternoon, don't we? Yes, let's do all three."
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Honey establishing! I mainly do mast audios and sweet talk type things if that floats anyone's boat (:

Keeping quiet mast:
http://chirb.it/83w96e
Louder mast:
http://chirb.it/zHsnLC
Untitled sweet talk:
http://chirb.it/IEaKcw
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>>23678999
Hey there, Honey! Thanks for stopping in and establishing!
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>>23678408

http://chirb.it/Grscfg

>>23678704
I know right where it is, it's just at my new place because I'm moving. I moved out most of the stuff I won't need in the next week already, and gaming is cancelled for tomorrow.

>>23678791
I enjoyed doing it quite a bit. It was just different.
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>>23679104
I was wondering if copies were commonly available.

Looked it up on Amazon, saw the price, fuck no.
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>>23678368
Thanks for the new Strata, Zantosa. :-) Hope you are enjoying your vicarious ideal education. ;-)

Yeah, the Begging one was somewhat "bump"-y, I'll admit.
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STAY BUMPED

I may get two scripts out of this. Damn I miss Sera
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Is Soviet still here?
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>>23679849
I hope so! Her fantasy recordings are some of my favorites.
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>>23678819
Thanks for the update. I’m so glad this place is still up and running. Now, never thought the idea of getting off to a sexy female voice may become old and obsolete. It would be just plain wrong. Like imagine: /soc/ without FSA its like Playboy without nudes. Oh wait… fuck it, nevermind. These are sad times we live in.

>>23678999
Oh mon dieu! Ulala et fromage! These mast audios were perfect but your earlier recordings in French – boy these really hit me in the feels. For reasons beyond my understanding – accents, especially French and eastern European turn me diamond hard. More svp?

>>23679104
>http://chirb.it/Grscfg
Yeah I get what you mean. Come to think, its one of the photo shoots that just scream for backstory/reference. Who knows, as weird as it seems maybe there are actual corn-centric science fiction/futuristic fetishists there? But then again, who are we to judge them. Whatever bloats their float I guess. Glad you had a laugh with the photos.
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requesting descriptive masturbation audio about fantasies and what you're doing whilst masturbating or up close schlicking with as much schlicky sound as possible. pls and ty
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BWRNR73Ekr
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>>23673863
>>23674128
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>>23679442
Agreed. If it makes you feel better, I've almost never used anything out of that book, so it's mostly just a curiosity.
Hey Bloodlines fan- I've had this pastebin open FOREVER. I make no promises as to the quality of my impression.

The Voerman Sisters.
http://chirb.it/JMmMt7
>>23679489
I really am, so thanks.
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>>23681627
Yeah, sorry, I skipped lines in the wrong place there.
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>>23681627
I rememember seeing this script posted, and I was wondering if it'd get done.

I'll need to give this a listen soon.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gQTbb3QuWy
I tried, couple of mistakes here and there.
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>>23681951

Hello! That was really lovely, you tell the story well and you have a pleasant book reading voice.
I just can't figure out your accept, some of it sounds familiar but I just can't put my finger on it.
Will you read more to us? I would like that very much.
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I'm too lazy to make a script right now, so I'm wondering if there are any:

Sweet talk
Cuddling
Confessing
Looking for comfort
Feeling lonely
I love you
Type of recordings?..
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>>23682209
You could feel free to modify whatever you find that is close to what you want in the sweet-talk bin. FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
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Posting for the first time in one of these threads... here's a sample of my voice with some of the questions, I think it gets cut off before the end when I said the name i'd like to use and what i'd like to record.

I'd like to go by beecharmer/beechrmr and I don't really know quite what to do. I was wondering about requests? I don't think I have it in me to do anything too harsh or demeaning, i'm more of a lovey type.

I'm bored and my roommates are both gone tonight, probably won't be alone like this again for the next few weeks, so I figured i'll probably fap right before I go to bed and post audio (i'm sort of quiet though), but lurk around a bit before there.

I just came from the MSA thread and figured i'd spread the love right back.
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>>23683391

You forgot the link young lady. Are you that much of a tease?
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>>23683391
I think you forgot your link.
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>>23683391

it's me, sorry! i hate my voice a little so i probably sound nervous, but if you like it at all feel free to request and i'll try.

http://chirb.it/qH5C6n
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>>23683435
Welcome! You sound cute & i like your kinks/ interests!
Do you think you could do this script?
Alien Relations by VK
http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
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>>23683450
I'll give it a shot- one of the other girls in my apartment just got home so i'll not be able to do anything too loud, but i'll try.
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>>23683435

Hello! Welcome.
You did sound rather nervous, but I think you'll be alright and make a great contribution to these threads in due time.
You also sound very adorable and it's very nice to hear that we have another woman who isn't very experienced yet, and might want to explore together with us.
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>>23683480
Thanks! & don't worry, if you can't it's alright
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>>23683450

I'm back, and it's up in two parts right here-

http://chirb.it/gNz9IE
http://chirb.it/zgFqeg

I actually truly enjoyed that. I'm sorry it's so hushed, the girl that came home was moving around just outside my room a lot and I didn't want to get too loud. Hopefully still enjoyable?
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>>23683638
It was very enjoyable, thank you so much!
you did a great job!
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>>23683685

I'm very glad that you did, despite my nervousness. Hopefully i'll get more confident- at the very least once the semester is over I won't have roommates to worry about.

also i'm sure >>23672591
was a little bit of a joke, but i really like Seven and this question got it stuck in my head

i can't sing so it's really more of a recitation with a little up-and-down in the voice
http://chirb.it/MNdmns
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>>23683638
Welome, Beecharmer and kudos for your take on my interspecies romance with the young Dirta. You did her quite well and have a great voice--very sexy, evocative, and well-paced.

>>23683727
Me? Joke about the Purple one?
>well, maybe a little bit, but mad props in his direction.
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>>23683727
Well if that's you lacking confidence i can't wait to hear you when you get more comfortable!
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beecharmer again, one last thing before i sign off for the night- the fap audio i promised earlier.

http://chirb.it/c3we4M

as was disclaimed, it's quite quiet, and mostly just breathing until the last few seconds, but i mean, most guy faps are fairly quiet and i still love those audios.

night, thread!
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>>23683391
>I just came from the MSA thread and figured i'd spread the love right back.
You see my little FSA ad I put there?
>Actual real evidence that my marketing strategy works?

>>23683809
Quiet faps can be the best, and girls are so incredibly varied naturally. I knew one who just breathed harder and harder and then let out a high squeak when she came.
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>>23683820

That was you? Yeah, this is an official endorsement of your marketing strategy. It was my first time in one of those threads, I barely ever glance at /soc/ so I didn't know they were common, but now i'll definitely be back.

As for the fapping, it' partially due to the roommate situation but partially because i'm just regularly quiet. I've always been that way, since i've always lived with my family or roommates- there's barely ever an opportunity to be alone in the house, so that's probably the reason i'm this way.

Ok, really off to bed now.
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>>23683846
Good to know. Sleep well!
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>>23683391
Hi Beechrmr, you sound just lovely, thaks for paying it forward. Lurk away, but that's for submitting while you have the opportunity and inclination.
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umm hi!!
i kind of have a loli-ish voice
if you leave me your skype we can talk ^^
n-nothing lewd though please
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>>23684087
not_a_mountain

I'm a human, trust me
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>>23684087
You're going to end up being male and 45, right? And maybe a dog.
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>>23684087
A post like that requires a voice sample. We are an AUDIO thread, FFS
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>>23683809
Oh, love the little moans - knowing you're a virgin, possibly humping away at that stuffed animal... Makes me wish I was a teddy bear lol
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>>23684123
18 year old girl, sorry
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>>23684131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m487IWWAwF
here you go!
my throat's kind of bad right now ;o;
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FRESH SWEETNESS BUMP

You’re going to hurt me soon, I can just feel it. And as I should start to prepare myself for the heartache, I can’t stop myself from loving you as hard as I ever could And just detach myself from you like you from me. It’s just plain impossible. Because I will always love you with all my might.

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Aside from your beauty I felt last night how strong you are, both physically and morally. How quickly you recover from this or that. And how even tempered you are. I don’t think I’d ever want to see you fly into a rage. Have you ever noticed how ugly people look when angry? When I lose my temper I feel I have been untrue to myself. But there are people who know how to provoke one–how to deal with them is an eternal problem.
— Henry Miller, from Dear, Dear Brenda: The Love Letters Of Henry Miller to Brenda Venus

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You vibrate from every pore, even if the mouth be shut. […] It is my turn to be mute. Before such loving eloquence I am tongue-tied.

IBID
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>>23678845
Has this script ever been done?
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>>23684508
No only like 5% of them ever do
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>>23684508
Ooh yeah. I first posted it ages ago. Ellie, TrinityX, RubyRed (I miss her too) Moose, but most of the links

Here is RubyRed's version
http://chirb.it/Oabkxq

>>23684510
To date 99% of my scripts have been done and I didn't even post or suggest two of them that were requested this thread.
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>>23684510
It seems to be the case but if what >>23684534 says is true, why is it so damn hard to match scripts to recordings on the archive?
Oh and thanks for the link
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>>23684546
I have a word Document with all the selected links, but I have to do a lot of data crap to match it all up since I have to do it thread by thread because of IDs. I don't know what archive you are talking about. Mine is a stack of CDs and DVDs
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>>23684591
this one http://fgts.jp/soc/

I usually search: vocaroo|tindeck|clyp|chirbit, "script title"

And usually I get nothing
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>>23684596
Oh, them. Yeah. Performers would have to put the title of what they do on the recording for that to work, or the archive would have to do something with the linking. Not my monkeys
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>>23684607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEQmpVIE4A
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>>23684508
And here's TrinityX's version in a new link

TrinityX doing VK's "Massage Magic"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OtBD1cGUqB
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>>23684273
hi! my skype is akilol13 lets talk about innocent things
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>>23684087
skype is throw4soc
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Well, Hey all. That Guy here once more in this (slightly) new thread. Working on a new script idea, but right now I'm feeling pretty... I don't want to say "down", but I guess I could say that due to the type of script I'm attempting to finish. Things like that kind of easily bring me down... Thus makes me feel stupid for writing it in the first place. :( But all that aside, if anyone is willing to record something snugly and warm feeling, or anything at this point really, that would really help, please. Let's make this a great day (now night for me,) everyone.
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I'm journeying to the FSA ISland of Dreams, since I really need to talk to some our former performers.

STAY BUMPED
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>all the girls with voices are out partying and getting laid

Well, FSA, it's just us beggars for a while
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Holy shit zantosa I just saw the vampire post. Whoever wrote that please do more
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>>23685067
Link? I'd be curious to hear it
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>>23685083
There were two:

>>23681627
>>23670608

>>23685067
I'll see what I can do.
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Would it be okay to post a recording of me singing here :x
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>>23685411
yes singing is fine
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>>23685416
what if it's in another language XD
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>>23685433
I would love that. I've been trying to get someone to sing in Norwegian for a while actually. But post what you have.
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>>23685440
Sorry to dissapoint >< it's in chinese
https://soundcloud.com/xcaomei/2a-1
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>>23685472
That's pretty cute!
Are you Chinese, or did you learn it as a second language?
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>>23685498
These kinda suck >< but i'm too tired to keep re-recording sorry QAQ
https://soundcloud.com/xcaomei/when-i-was-your-man here's another

Technically english is my second language, but my english much superior to my chinese now ><
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>>23683809

That was very sweet. Although probably more relaxing to listen to than it was arousing.
Either way I really liked it, and hope it was a good session for you. Were you very nervous about putting the recording up?
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Any girl want to fake 30 seconds of singing in Norwegian?
song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nf_zOPMQYQ
Just the very beginning, the yodely part before the screaming.

Satan sender profetens syner
I bonn de adle kunne dromt om
Både konger og vådesonner prester skal vanæres
Spedbarn skal slaktes I gatene
Og jommen skal kvinner måtte spise sine barn
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Too cozy to get out of bed. Did a recording to procrastinate.
http://chirb.it/wPGIMH
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>>23686676
You're the cutest though.
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>>23686676
Getting up is hard. I've been procrastinating and dicking around on /tg/ for the last two hours.
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>>23684596
I usually link to the script if it's in the same thread but half the time there is no title or the title never made it to the top of the pastebin, or I'm just lazy and don't check, so sorry about that. Didn't occur to me that people would be checking the archives to see if a script got done.

>>23686694
Aww...you made my day, anon!

>>23686735
Well, I've made it out of bed! So there's that. I even found an energy drink I forgot I bought and put on clothes! We may all end up doing shit today!
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>>23686694
Agreed.

>>23686746
Just pulled myself up. Did you get that script I sent you, by the way?
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>>23686746
>Aww...you made my day, anon!
<333
I know moving sucks but try to have a good day.
(and come back for lewds)
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>>23686756
Yeah, It's intriguing. Monstergirls and Lecherous statuary. If you're finished with it, I may do that next.

>>23686774
<3 You know I will eventually. I'm stuck here, I think.
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>>23686746
There are three problems that in combination screw up that archive

1. The archive does not preserve the 4chan linking system.

2. Authors often don't title their own works. I complain, and complain about it. If the thing had a title, then the recorder would be able to use it when they upload.

3. Often the performers don't put the titles in when they upload to chirbit or soundgasm or whatever--or they make up some alternate title of their own, which they may have to do when a hosting site is facing umpteen files with the same title. And why should they have to after doing the content in the first place!

That's why it's a mess. We can only affect points 2 and 3.

>yes, I woke up and this happened. I need food.
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While we're on this topic!
A while back, like possibly even a year ago, Pip did a little/spanking recording about having to go outside and break off a switch... super hot, but I recently got a new computer and so I don't have it anymore. It's not on her chirbit and fgts.jp lost everything recently so it doesn't go back further enough.

Does anyone have this, or pip when you come around can you re-upload it?

>>23686822
do you like spanking and/or ageplay
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>>23686822
I think it's more or less done, I just wanted to get someone else's opinions.
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>spanking reminiscence
(masturbate while you read this. can edit to sound more natural)
My daddy spanks me a LOT. Most of my friends don't even GET spankings anymore... I sort of think it's good though. I like the feeling of being a good girl afterwards... I know he just wants the best for me, I mean I love my daddy...

He's suuuper strict but it's because he loves me. I'm not allowed to wear any makeup or nail polish or wear any slutty clothes. I'm in high school now and all of my bras and panties are just plain white. And definitely no boys, ever.

Every night he checks my homework at the kitchen table. He sits with a coffee and I have my legs crossed and he makes sure I got all the right answers. Sometimes he lets a few wrong answers slide but if I mess up too bad there's a paddle hanging by the door and I have to bring it to him, and bend over the kitchen chair. He gives me a few good whacks and it does hurt so bad... but it does help me pay attention. He always hugs me and kisses my forehead and lets me catch my breath, then we sit back down and try the problems again.

The worst was when I got a detention - when daddy found out I thought was going to kill me... I walked in the door and he doesn't even say hi, he just tells me to go to his study. I hadn't even changed.

There's a bunch of canes on the wall in his study,I know he uses them to spank mommy, but I never got one before. My heart was beating so fast... he made me tell him what happened then told me to bend over his desk, he lifts up my skirt and pulls down my panties... I thought I was gonna die! I mean, I knew if mommy could take it I was big enough to take it, but still... he gave me 50 strokes with that mean old cane and made me count every one. I was broke down crying by the end but I didn't feel like a bad girl anymore. He held me and let me cry in his shoulder after and pet my hair... he's always kind of snuggly after he spanks me, and I like it coz it helps me feel better too.
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POETRY BUMP

Ever since I met you, I carry a lipstick in my pocket, it
is very silly to carry a lipstick in one’s pocket, when you
look at me so seriously, as if you saw in my eyes a gothic
church. But I am not any house of worship, rather a forest
and a meadow – the tremor of leaves, which press into your
hands. Behind us, there, a brook brawls, it being the time
that is running out, and you let it stream through your
fingers, and you do not want to snare time. And when I bid
you goodbye, my unmade-up lips remain untouched, but I
keep carrying the lipstick just the same in my pocket, ever
since I know that you have a very beautiful mouth.

— Halina Poświatowska, from Ever Since I Met You
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>>23682005
Give me something to read.
I would do some sexual stuff, but it always make me burst out laughing.
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>>23687264
>>23687233
>>23684427
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>>23687273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13qmsQNR3Uv
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iKg7SkqPxj
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>>23687354
Nicely done. What is that accent? Do I hear a bit of France or Belgium?

And we do have a whole bins full of NSFW
stuff.

DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L

FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg

Are sort of like the things you did today

FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP

Is a really mixed bag

FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)

Goes from treacle, to garishness, to high art in no particular order.
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>>23687264

You can read us whatever really. Do you have a bookcase full of books, maybe some novels? It would be wonderful to hear something from a favorite book of yours.
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>>23686676
Never before in my life have I wanted so badly to lay in bed and cuddle someone, as I want to cuddle you right now. On top of that, for the first time ever, I actually feel willing to help someone move. Thanks for recording something that made me feel so aroused without exactly understanding why it did.

- HGB
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Hey FSA, Capt. Question here posting the question from the last thread.

Tell us about the first time a boy (or girl) touched you chest. What was that like, and also if you wish, what cup size are you? Did this happen to you often?
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>>23684427
>But there are people who know how to provoke one–how to deal with them is an eternal problem.
I have thought about that. I plan on declaring: "Comparing our worlds, to me yours seems static and mine changing. So please excuse my silence and adaption for some time."
This would include unknown provocation patterns.
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Hey, all. That Guy coming at you with another feelsy script, this time involving a ghost girl telling a story about a human boy she would help emotionally after his sister died. As always, let's make this a great day, everyone. http://pastebin.com/YskiELGS
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>>23674839
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Idk about this at all, but I'm presenting what I like to call, "Nervous Breathing, Stammering & So Many 'Uh' and 'Um'."
(Pluralizing 'uh' looked weird)
I am listening to it as I write this to make sure nothing weird happened in the audio. I recommend never listening to the sounds one makes while doing weird anal stuff; I'm making myself recoil.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IX41StqSR3
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>>23690198
You forgot to mention the use of ice. I'm listening to this while I do the links, and it's quite charming.
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Make Me Yours

"I want you to shove my face into my pillows and just take me. I want to scream into my mastress as you force your cock inside me. I love being forced by you. I want you to force me to cook you dinner while you're at work! (throat clearing awkwardly). I want you to pull on my hair, yeah..and bite me and scratch me. And when I'm all worn out, I'll just pass out and you'll be able to do whatever you want to me. You can even snuggle up beside me, and hold me so that I can wake up next to- (Scoffing) I am NOT being romantic! I'm just saying, wouldn't that be so hot if you just dominated me by holding me so tight even in your sleep? Do you like tieing down whores? Yeah, a girl you LOVED wouldn't ask you to tie her up! You can strap down my wrists and ankles...uhh..as long as it's not TOO tight. You know I won't be able to do anything, I'll just have to lay there looking into your beautiful eyes as we make lov-....m-make...uhhh....make loud noises! yeah that's it...You know what? I'm feeling a bit wild...I want everyone to know that I'm your slut. I want to be degraded in public. I want you to take me out to the park, sit me on the bench....take your hand.....slide your fingers......between.......my fingers...and just, hold on...Of course I'm serious.... You think I'm vanilla? (Laughing, then deathly serious) Would a "vanilla girl" ask you to dress her up in leather, with a choker collar and a ballgag? Yeah, I didn't think so...but you know, that was just a suggestion....maybe you're more into lace....with a pretty white dress....and maybe.....oh I dunno......a ring...maybe?"
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>>23690198
this is kind of awesome desu
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>>23690303
Ah, yea, the title was a joke, it wasn't particularly descriptive. Thank you, though!
>>23690425
Thanks!
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So I have a stupid little one-word request I've had stuck in my head for a while, if someone is willing to bite. Could any lovely female voice please repeat "incest" in a soft/moaning/breathy tone for like, a minute? I would be eternally grateful for scratching this aural itch.
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>>23684087
GriffBeak
Add me if you want
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>>23690445
I can't seem sleep somehow, so if you still have some content, please do share.It'll be greatly appreciated.
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I summon BLUSH, BABBLE, and BLONDIE!
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>>23687408
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1naGxmjWHAd
I did the Wreckmeister Harmonies. Haven't seen the movie yet.
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>>23690198
this was actually very nice. Thanks for posting.
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>>23690552
cute accent t.b.h f.a.m
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>>23690198
Mmmmm love the inflection in your voice - actually very arousing, hon. Totally fap worthy effort!
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>>23690198

Hey, that was a fun experiment right?
Sounded like it :D
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>>23692493
Yea, for sure. I wasn't sure if it'd keep liquids in perfectly, but it did! It also takes a longer time to melt than one would think, and even after that one still gets to be quite ashamed of themselves. It's gr8.
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Semen Demon by VK 2/2

<low demonic moan> Press and rub my tits. Pinch my red-red nipples <moan> You're getting harder and that's good. I like it harder. As hard a hell! <laugh> You want to fuck me, do you? Good. I want all your cum and it doesn't matter what hole I get it in. <growls> I need that cum. Let me turn over. Now, stick that virgin cock in me! <Grunt> Fuck your Semen Demon! Mmph… Yeah, like that….Push it all the way in! <demonic moan> “Like a little mouth,” you say? Well, we demons have excellent kegel control! That's how daddy likes us. <loud demonic moan> Yeah...yeah...yeah...Give me that cum.....yeah <Louder demonic moan> Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh! I feel you! Cum in me! Sate my hunger! GIVE ME YOUR CUM! <improvise to demonic orgasm> Wow! Were you saving it up! Sooooooo yummy! I can't believe you made ME cum! <laugh> Roll off me, now. What? I gotta go! I'm a busy busy demon! You do not know how overused that term is! I get constant summons! <cutely> But I think I'll come back for more of your sweet cock, anon. You can pump all your semen in me. I'll be your personal Semen Demon! Ta! <poof!>
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Featured Links will be up at some point. I feel like they need editing.

I Summon Turtle
>we should talk, if nothing else.
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>>23693462
a person actually wrote out this. Did you dad blow his brains out after he knew what kind of autistic mess he had conceived?
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>>23693868
Um....I wrote the script and I made the caption today for another thread. My dad anheroed because of his own father's alcoholism and the death of a young daughter. I was still in infant, but thanks for your concern.

If you know anything about autism---wait this is 4chan and you just regurgitate memes without actual knowledge Years ago before autism was known, channers just called everyone they wanted to troll ADD sufferers.

Anyway, thanks for bumping my thread.
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20.5 hours since our last recording
BUMP
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>>23690313
>That awesome feeling when your script gets reposted
>That angry feeling when "mastress"

Any way, summoning all performers that we thought were dead
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>>23687762

bumping this
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Miss Strata’s School Trip
By Sketcher

We’re here to visit this historic castle, girls, and learn about it for your essays. Now, because you are dressed as slutty schoolgirl’s with navy blue skirts that barely cover your asses, and because you are banned from wearing panties, you will attract alot of attention on this breezy, windy day; the afternoon sun and wind making your asses and cunts visible to all, and the tight bra-less tops showing off your petulant teen tits.

Amy, don’t you dare try to hold down your skirt and deny the men, boys, and lesbians their view of your stupid cunt and narrow little ass.

Now, girls, lean forward and look up studiously at the portcullis as the queue passes you...stick those bums out! Sarah, I said ass out and displayed...get to it. I want you all to put on a nice historical display of dumb little sluts for the tourists...hmmm...such a wonderful bracing breeze today.
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Time for nini

STAY BUMPED

Featured links and data and stuff for the last thread will be up tomorrow, unless I die in my sleep.
23 hours and 44 minutes since our last recording
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>>23695401
Bumporama
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WHERE THE FUCK IS BUNKS?
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How about something spring-related?
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Reminder: Showing your face to people is increasingly unsafe http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/04/facial-recognition-service-becomes-a-weapon-against-russian-porn-actresses/ so if anyone tells you they want to see your face, don't hesitate to tell them to go fuck themself if you don't actually want to show them your face.
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>>23686845
Sometimes.

I picked the name I picked because... Well, when I'm in the right mood I like everything, as long as there's enough of it.

>>23687740
Well aren't you sweet?

>>23686830
I'll keep this in mind from now on, Hangry!VK.

>>23694876
Miss Strata's School Trip
http://chirb.it/kO9E5B

>>23696138
Thanks for the reminder.
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>>23686847
This is coming tomorrow, I need to find the place in my new bedroom best suited for sitting my laptop while recording longer lewd scripts.
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can any of you just say
"I love you"
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Thread 308

SELECTED LINKS FROM THE PRIOR THREAD
Thread 308,54 Recordings, 20 performers (17 present, 3 reposts) 12 days; 2 hours, 124 posters, 1 derailment
*means the recorder was not present, but her work was posted.

SCRIPTS (HOT)

Anon wants to do something to get allowance from Daddy (partial)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Di5W3vCkuZ

FSABlondie die IX's babysitter script
http://chirb.it/GF5kwx

Zantosa doing “Collar” by Covermeinpearls
http://chirb.it/Jc42dc

FSABlondie does an ageplay, Dd/Lg script about a girl begging for her allowance in more way than one ;3 !
http://chirb.it/FJDPha
Here you are, as promised!

FSA Blondie does "Senses"
http://chirb.it/x8qmeO (Just did this like 2 mins ago)

FSABlondie does VK's Hynposis 1 from the Melissa stories
http://chirb.it/tr6qaI

Zantosa does [F4M][JOE][Cum with me][dirty talk][wet sounds][No fourth wall][impreg play][daddy play][cumrag/whore/slut][cumslut][drain your balls]
http://chirb.it/FycJbF

TrinityX doing VK's "Touch," The introduction to the Melissa Stories, all 7 parts.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lmEs6RKq5A

Zantosa does the ageplay challenge by Ollie.
http://chirb.it/GPkaJb

~Gemini does a giantess script
http://chirb.it/JkDkaz

~Gemini does VK’s “The Rain: Completing the Rescue” with Foley sounds
http://chirb.it/JqP0KL

FSABlondie does "Make Me Yours"
http://chirb.it/DI0vMG

Spaz does "Think About This" [foot fetish, slight dom]
http://chirb.it/b05yEp

Spaz does "Workout Motivation"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZN9HU2uuIo

Spaz does "Lost and Lost" by That Guy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DH03Nodmj7
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Spaz does "Edging Boyfriend" [slight dom, edging]
http://chirb.it/emma6a

Spaz does "Hillside Succubus" [monster, bj]
http://chirb.it/cFxL7B

Spaz does "Id love to grow" [gigantism]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jpbkSGFKDg

Pip does "F4M Incest, big brother, little sister, vanilla sex, facial, love," script by /u/perverted_alt
http://chirb.it/ekf56z

Spaz does Ollie's "Party with Black Gentlemen" [raceplay, rape, impreg, ntr]
http://chirb.it/LvxOG3

Spaz does "The Problem With Daddy’s Shoe" [Dd/lg, tried to whisper, accidental sex]
http://chirb.it/sFkHCq

Spaz does "Boyfriend Caught" [Secrete pedo, age play]
http://chirb.it/43yzFe


SCRIPTS AND THINGS (Mostly SFW)

Anon1 does the FSA ad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mMzJlvtXb0

Spaz does the FSA intro
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rR0sAqgDeC

Lucky does "How To Be Scene"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ia6zLh29aG

Sarah does a poem she found
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0orcKfoIHPM

SHLICKING/FAPPING/MOANING ETC

Turtle had the best orgasm of her life, using a toothbrush of mine I reached the most insane orgasm she have ever had.
http://chirb.it/D5J4F4

Krystal reposts her Communist Porn Part 2 (Hyst. Lit. solo)
http://chirb.it/KsPtp9

Spaz does her very first recorded shlick (It was worth the wait)
http://chirb.it/yJ4w8M
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CHALLENGES/RANDOM/UNCLASSIFIABLE

Anon2 debuts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v0oDzFGTYN

Anon3 debuts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oR0C5RLnyK

Anon3 does the new girl Questions
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UVAZcsQTGY

Another anon debuts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s197PdMC9fQ6

FSA Blondie records while inebriated
http://chirb.it/OxOspE

Zantosa records herself peeing
http://chirb.it/pBGH10

Zantosa got a new vibe and did a "product review." for us.
http://chirb.it/JBmfId

Another New Girl pokes her head in
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18DEFTZNmYQ

She showed up asking for death—we gave her props
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sdc3bRCoGF

She describes what she’s wearing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XRhxx3ZWr3

Anon....I lost count doing the Femdom Workout encouragement
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ndq2yjp0Ag

Krystal rambling about her day and her new wheels.(SFW)
http://chirb.it/pI8pFB

Spaz does the Dirty Talking Challenge
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EgzCdBkL06

Krystal rambles about her ideal partner
http://chirb.it/JLENEs

Krystal rambles about FSA
http://chirb.it/mFNhFp
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>>23696568
IMPROVS

Diemond give us some cuddlies to help us sleep tonight
http://chirb.it/LnMBfz

Babble improvs Putting makeup on my sleeping boyfriend
http://chirb.it/mdkeq7

Zantosa wishes you a good morning
http://chirb.it/az7fpB

Zantosa lets you know that it's okay
http://chirb.it/pgHxpz

Zantosa tells you, "No cumming until you finish those scripts"
http://chirb.it/rvF6FP

Spaz does "Sick Boyfriend Improv" [sweetness, slight dom, bj sounds]
http://chirb.it/aO55fI

MUSIC & SINGING

Anon1 sings a song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CZ3wFSztE0

Krystal doing a no-backing-track rendition of "Cold Steel Drum." (song)
http://chirb.it/OHxA43

Another femanon dropped by with some sweet singing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P3izgcDHMu

This repost of Bunny-chan's made someonee's day, lets hope it makes yours too.
http://chirb.it/mcxgEB
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BUMP and Run
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>>23687762

another bumparoo
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Can a girl say:

"Mmmm, this cake is so aesthetic"
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FRESHER SUPER SHORTS BY VK

"Wha? Hey! Give me back my pants? And how did you get my panties off? I don't remember anything. Fuck! Why am I so wet? I....I can't stop touching myself! I don't know what's going on! What I need...need....I need. you. I need your cock. I don't care about being outside anymore--I want people to see us....see us fucking! Throw me down right here!"
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"Does this look OK? It's last years and my bikini is way sexier. But I always do what you want me to, and if you want to feel up my body through the texture of my old lifeguard one-piece, I'm happy to let you. I'll wear it under my dress so you can enjoy me in the movie theatre--like an appetizer I guess. See you tonight."
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"I don't know about Casey, but I would never have the courage to do what you did."
"Me neither, Cor. I bet you had a much better time than we did. That's why we ditched our dates the minute we got to this party..."
"...and found you. Good thing this guest room was empty. Speaking of empty, I hope that cock isn't. Once I finish eating your cum off of Casey''s face, we're going to want some more.
"Definitely more--Mmmm... this cum is yummy"
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"Mmmmm....I've always wanted this.. <slurp-slurp> ...being on my knees...<slurp> looking up at you with your big cock in my mouth<slurp-lick-kiss> I want to get all your cum...<slurp> I want it all over my face....<slurp-slurp>"
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>>23696287
http://chirb.it/3apgr5
<3
>>23697322
You have to tell me this story, okay?
Cake
http://chirb.it/aMMeP6

>>23697609
Did the last one.
I want it all over my face
http://chirb.it/7xPqGK
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So, where is the manifesto declaring a revolt against FSA?

BUMP
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>>23697609
Even More Fresher Shorties
>yeah, capping madly on /r

"I don't know why you ask so many questions bout the pictures i post. I have great tits and I want everyone to see them. Duh! Lemme tell you that they are great for giving titjobs. Actually get your dick out and I will SHOW you."
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"As you know I only FUCK guys in the military--and the occasional girl in the military. But I'm always up for giving a titjob to civilians. Unzip already!"
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'Hello, I didn't know you frequented this neighborhood. Why am i flushed and falling out of my dress? Well, actually....I just had some disappointing sex. I do still want more though. Sometimes it feels like I'm always horny. Come into my car. Let's get in the back. You've always wanted a chance with me? Here it is! Fuck me hard and rough!"
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"You've been such a good friend that Sydney and I have decided to give you a twofer off your bucket list! Not only do you get to have a threesome with us today, but you get to go black for the very first time. You even get to nut all over Sydney's face if you want. I prefer to swallow all that tasty cum. Follow us into the bedroom, dude! Paradise awaits!"

SOME OF THESE HAVE NAMES BUT YOU DON"T HAVE TO USE THEM.
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New girl questions? I dunno if anyone has any requests I'm bored but nothing way too sexy or intense. My voice isn't exactly sexy. >.<

http://chirb.it/CNhPhK
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>>23699012
>http://chirb.it/CNhPhK

Your voice would be really cool for a sexy next door, friend that turned out very hot. Someone to play videogames with while looking at you and enjoying the view :P.
Sorry. my imagination just went wild while you were talking.
TLDR: You have a cool voice!
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>>23699026
;///; Thanks! If there are any scripts like that I'd try them.
I kind of struggle with sexy words sometimes though so idk how cool it'd be
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>>23699012
Well i don't have any requests, but i will disagree with you, your voice is really sexy. :)
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>>23699028
Well, maybe it's not my voice. I'm just not talented at dirty talk. I've never been able to say stuff all sexy without thinking that it's coming out weird or wrong. I mean, I plan on trying eventually and improving but who knows how it'll go.
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>>23699027
You are welcome, just got really caught offguard by how up my alley you sound, since you downplayed it so much.
Sadly I feel as comfortable writing scripts as you do with dirty talk, but maybe I will give it a try if I listen to your last soundbit again ;).
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>>23699033
Your voice is fine, but you have no idea what it sounds like to anybody else. The key here is to have fun and be heard. To that end we have all sorts of SFW stuff which I digested here:>>23687408

You are just beginning your audio journey. Practice and you will surprise yourself.

And in terms of avoiding Chribit's time limit, we suggest you upload to, rather than record to chirbit. If you don't have sound software, we recommend the free software called Audacity.
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>>23699052
>http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
^^ It's alright I plan to be around for awhile so I'll just be doing random stuff here and there.

>>23699062
Thanks! I downloaded Audacity and I'll be using it from now on. :)
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>>23699082
Oh please do! :P
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>>23699082
>^^ It's alright I plan to be around for awhile so I'll just be doing random stuff here a
That's what I like to hear!
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>>23699082
Do you read copypasta?

>"Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu."

Read this in only one take, leaving in all errors
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Requesting an audio where the speaker is a succubus, and the guy she usually feeds on is lying in bed awake instead of sleeping. Rather than letting him fall asleep on his own, she cuddles him and talks about all the extremely lewd stuff she's going to do to him.
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>>23699324
Can't pronounce like any of those words! I don't want to embarrass myself that badly ugh
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Couldn't think of what to do so I went into sweet talk and pulled out this asking you out thing.

http://chirb.it/qEHa0f
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>>23699356
>http://chirb.it/qEHa0f
I've got some poem panels up.
>>23688326
>>23688743
>>23689407
>>23687233
And here's some fresh sweetness
>>23684427
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>>23699369
Here's one :)

http://chirb.it/Ar8GKh
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>>23699356
>>23699398
NIcely done. Most new recorders have to be told to slow down, but I think you're getting it!
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>>23699351
Fine, maybe the navy seal pasta?
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We've got about ten versions stuck in "Funny to Psycho" and "Shenanigans"
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>>23699436
I was trying not to laugh but I did it all in one take
http://chirb.it/ODytOF
Hope you weren't expecting something too good
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>>23699477
Its just what I needed
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>>23699012
If you want to sing I've been looking for a girl to do this >>23686351 just the first verse

There's a lot of lewd scripts in here if you're ready too. Two I wrote itt are "virgin wedding feels" and "spanking reminiscence"
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>>23684087
please still be here you're voice is really cute
anthonyam97
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>>23696558
Is it just me or is Lucky secretly Turtle with an Irish accent?
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Would any girls be cool with doing a ridiculous blueberry fetish audio? Teasing another girl for having turned into a giant blueberry a la Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? "You really let yourself go" "Better watch out with the sweets, don't want to POP now, do we?" talking about what she feels like when she is poked and teased, how humiliated the blueberry girl must be, and shit like that? She'd look exactly like pic related, but with huge breasts and hopefully a better fashion sense. You can just ad lib it, whatever feels good. Really anything at all would be appreciated.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS BUNKS?

B U N K S
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Half the links in the master list in the OP are dead or wrong. I'm trying to get good 'masturbation description' stuff, can anyone point me to recent clips?
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>>23700714
No
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Is there an updated archive that doesn't have a ton of dead links? Specifically looking for aussie lily.
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>>23701668
That's all you're gonna find. She hasn't been active since October 2013 and everything she did was on vocaroo.
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>Still no schlicks from Honeybun recently

Glad she got that VA job, but fuck she had some pretty sweet moans.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EkhlAfqImv

I hope my accent isnt too thick
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>>23702256
Your accent is freaking adorable and it bugs me that I can't place it.

Like, I wanna say somewhere in Asia but even then I'm at a loss.
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>>23702262
Thank you!
I've never been told that i sound Asian before, thats cool!
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>>23702256
Nice use of copypasta! Very intriguing voice! Do more!
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>>23702313
So if it's not Asia then where are you from? Eastern Europe?
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>>23702316
Thanks! :3 Do you have any suggestions?

>>23702326
Yeah, i'm basically a slav
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>>23702374
Depends what you're into
Our bins>>23670594
My Stories >>23677464

And anything on the thread that interests you. I suggest all my fresh shorties >>23670335
>>23697609
>>23698871
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>>23702374
>Yeah, i'm basically a slav

The way you said 'given' really gave that away :D
I think it's lovely though, we don't get accents like that very often.
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IMAGIST POETRY BUMP

I thought my thought
might spoil your thought,
being fierce and rare,
holding bright points
as stars in the mid-air,
slaying and hating
that which it loves most,
even as the sun
the host of stars of night;
even as the sun
must slay the stars
by day,
I thought my thought would slay;…

— Hilda Doolittle, from Collected Poems 1912 - 1944; “Chance Meeting″
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>>23701133
>>23701151
>>23701300
>>23701668
>>23702178
So, where have you oldfags been? Did you seriously run off to (may not be mentioned-chan)?
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>>23702178
>nothing new from stray
>nothing from fluffyrainbowsheep
>turtle is too popular for us now
>mittens is dead
>IX hasnt forced a girl to suck a dog dick in a while
>azula is dead
sadness covers me like a blanket

tuck me in

let me die
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An open question to anyone in this thread.

Would you this ayy? If yes, please explain why vocally.
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>>23703577
I recognize that alien penis
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>>23703594
It's crossposted cock!
Dualposted dick!
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Okay, so here's my go with QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS, I need a name so if someone can help me come up with one that would be magical.


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zc8PgaZK9k

Please no bully.
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>>23703686
Before I listen, let's play Scramble with your ID

V1Jllicwm

Jick
Jill
JC
JM
JW
Carmen
Sandworm
Villi

Does that help?
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