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>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
20
>mbti
ISTJ last I checked, probably changed
>location
Birmingham, UK
>birthplace
Winchester
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Deist with a touch of Buddhist
>believe in god?
Kinda
>believe in ayys?
yup, though we'll never meet them
>favorite hobbies?
Tabletop roleplay, video games, shitty cartoons/anime
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Alien/ATLA/The Belgariad
>favorite games?
TES 4: Oblivion
>favorite color?
Navy Blue
>support abortion?
Yup
>support feminism?
Yup
>believe in ghosts?
Nein
>closest to death you've been?
Never really
>ever been in a car crash?
Nope
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite color?
You've asked me this already
>favorite animal?
Panthers/ any big cat
>how often do you fap?
every other day
>shower before sex/oral?
Virgin, but yes if and when.
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>how many friends do you have?
like 15 close, quite a few acquaintances
>if you could have one wish?
Dad not being dead n stuff
>favorite memory?
Sunrise over the Nile in a hot air balloon
>biggest regret?
Not asking her out in Secondary School/ being a massive fucking autist in secondary school

>>23665464
>worst memory?
Dad dying n stuff
>life goal?
Billionaire TV historical personality.
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
I don't get the question. I'd probably say 'sup'
>are you fat?
nope
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
grass
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink with friends, no drugs or smoking
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
That's a bigun. Someone who's interesting to talk to I guess.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/co/, /tg/
>favorite subreddits?
gifsound
>favorite website?
gifsound, 4chan
>favorite historical person?
Hannibal Barca
>favorite topics/subjects?
History
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Me
>are you happy with your life?
Yup
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
like 4 years
>job/school/neet?
University doing Archaeology. About to do a year at Hong Kong University.
>favorite meme?
Anything Star Wars
>are you autistic?
Probably
>any cool fact about yourself?
Weird lump behind my ear
>biggest accomplishment?
Bullshitting my way into a good univeristy
>did you enjoy this survey?
sure
>contact info
Kik: Meandosa1

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
18
>mbti
INTP
>location
Pennsylvania, outside of Philadelphia
>birthplace
Pennsylvania
>ethnicity
White, german
>religion
None
>believe in god?
No
>believe in ayys?
No
>favorite hobbies?
Working out and reading
>favorite movies/tv/books?
The Rational Male
>favorite games?
Europa IV
>favorite color?
IDK
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
No
>believe in ghosts?
No
>closest to death you've been?
Almost drowned once on vacation
>ever been in a car crash?
No
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite color?
IDK
>favorite animal?
Nigger
>how often do you fap?
1-2/day
>shower before sex/oral?
Virgin :(
>shower morning or evening?
Depends
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
No
>how many friends do you have?
5-10 in person, maybe 10 more online
>if you could have one wish?
Grow 4 more inches
>favorite memory?
IDK

>biggest regret?
IDK
>worst memory?
Fight with dad that ended with police
>life goal?
Git gud
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Sup
>are you fat?
Not at all
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Grass
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Sometimes
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Booty
>favorite 4chan boards?
/lit/, /adv/
>favorite subreddits?
>favorite website?
4chan
>favorite historical person?
Diogenes
>favorite topics/subjects?
Philosophy, psychology, self-improvement
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Chad
>are you happy with your life?
Somewhat
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Clusterfuck
>how long have you been on 4chan?
1-2 years
>job/school/neet?
Finishing HS, going to college
>favorite meme?
Suicide
>are you autistic?
50%
>any cool fact about yourself?
No
>biggest accomplishment?
Teaching myself to program pretty well
>did you enjoy this survey?
Yes
>picture
No
>contact info
Ask

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
bi
>relationship status
single
>age
18
>mbti
INFP
>location
Dublin, Ireland
>birthplace
Same as above
>ethnicity
Caucasian
>religion
Catholic, but I'm leaning towards agnostic
>believe in god?
maybe idk
>believe in ayys?
maybe idk
>favorite hobbies?
vidya, drawing, animation
>favorite movies/tv/books?
silence of the lambs, goodnight punpun, cartoons
>favorite games?
bioshock, moba games, rpgs like pokemon, animal crossing
>favorite color?
tie between green and purple
>support abortion?
people can do w/ their bodies as they please IMO
>support feminism?
if you mean helping people in 3rd world countries, yes, if you mean angor at men, no
>believe in ghosts?
maybe but I hope they're real
>closest to death you've been?
deep depression
>ever been in a car crash?
nop
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yep
>favorite animal?
snek or doggo
>how often do you fap?
enough
>shower before sex/oral?
yeah
>shower morning or evening?
evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
twice every time
>how many friends do you have?
like 10 close ones and a bunch of people I dont want to die
>if you could have one wish?
to be happy
>favorite memory?
anything from hangin w/ my pals
>biggest regret?
not drawing more than I do

>>23665592
>worst memory?
really would rather not
>life goal?
become an animator
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
ey you guys over there
>are you fat?
nope
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
grass area
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
nope
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
honesty
>favorite 4chan boards?
ech this site is a hellhole
>favorite subreddits?
don't really use reddit
>favorite website?
wikipedia cause desu it has saved my life
>favorite historical person?
danny devito
>favorite topics/subjects?
nihilism, fun things, irony
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
anyone dead
>are you happy with your life?
nop
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
that one song by yes
>how long have you been on 4chan?
about 4 years
>job/school/neet?
schoolo
>favorite meme?
Im not autistic
>are you autistic?
same as above
>any cool fact about yourself?
I smell really good apparently and have brunette soft hair
>biggest accomplishment?
nothing really
>did you enjoy this survey?
yeah it was cool I guess
>picture
will giv to anyone on skype, dont wanna post it
>contact info
skype: baseballhatpidgeon

>>23665592

>gender
M
>sexual orientation
straight
>relationship status
single.
>age
19
>mbti
INTJ
>location
Texas
>birthplace
virginia
>ethnicity
iranian
>religion
complicated
>believe in god?
yes
>believe in ayys?
i dont know if they visited, but they should be out there
>favorite hobbies?
cars, photography, technology, tea
>favorite movies/tv/books?
2001 a space odyssey, trainspotting
>favorite games?
fallout i guess, tf2
>favorite color?
black
>support abortion?
yes
>support feminism?
eh
>believe in ghosts?
eh
>closest to death you've been?
dunno, prolly when i choked
>ever been in a car crash?
multiple
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>favorite animal?
dog
>how often do you fap?
once a day at least
>shower before sex/oral?
yep
>shower morning or evening?
evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes
>how many friends do you have?
not many. i'd say 3
>if you could have one wish?
qt gf
>favorite memory?
kissing my ex, having sex with her
>biggest regret?
not realizing the red flags of said ex

>>23666409
>worst memory?
now
>life goal?
life comfortably, man
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
i dunno, depends on the situation?
>are you fat?
nope
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
the grass
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
nope.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
ill be honest, looks are pretty important. sense of style, intelligence, sweet and cute. the basic shit i guess
>favorite 4chan boards?
/adv/ /g/
>favorite subreddits?
dont go on reddit really
>favorite website?
i dont have a favorite, per se
>favorite historical person?
dunno, i like nikola tesla
>favorite topics/subjects?
math is pretty cool. politics are cool too, but they're a pretty touchy subject. dont really like arguing about it
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
i dont know them.
>are you happy with your life?
no.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
rotary
>how long have you been on 4chan?
since 2007
>job/school/neet?
job, sales associate. community college.
>favorite meme?
JUST
>are you autistic?
no
>any cool fact about yourself?
people always compliment my taste.
>biggest accomplishment?
still livin' man
>did you enjoy this survey?
yes.
>picture
dont feel like it.
>contact info
ask.

>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
19
>mbti
INFP iirc,
>location
America
>birthplace
America
>ethnicity
America
>religion
Amer- I mean, agnostic
>believe in god?
I believe there are potentially higher powers beyond the ability for us to explain right now. I don't believe any given human text written by rock worshippers.
>believe in ayys?
I really, really hope there are ayys
>favorite hobbies?
Vidya, reading both literature and comics, do a little writing, awful art
>favorite movies/tv/books?
I could write a laundry list, but space. Uhh, Hemingway > Fitzgerald and Starship Troopers is incredible.
>favorite games?
On a big Dark Souls 3 kick right now
>favorite color?
Orange
>support abortion?
For medical or moral reasons, yes. No sense in bringing a child into a lose-lose situation.
>support feminism?
Depends, we talking the actual political movement or the social one?
>believe in ghosts?
See God

>>23666465
Cont'd
>closest to death you've been?
Not sure, probably when I was almost hit by an 18 wheeler when I was 9ish
>ever been in a car crash?
Nope
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Usually
>favorite color?
Orange, feel like we've been over this
>favorite animal?
Ehh probably dogs
>how often do you fap?
At least once a day
>shower before sex/oral?
Preferably
>shower morning or evening?
Both
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
No, but I tend not to piss on my hands or play the mamba with my dick, so...
>how many friends do you have?
1
>if you could have one wish?
Nothing could be finer /
Than to be in Carolina /
In the moooooorning
>favorite memory?
I have awful memory - is my excuse to not make this depressing
>biggest regret?
School. Like, all of it
>worst memory?
^
>life goal?
Haha
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Y'all or you guys
>are you fat?
No
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Where the sidewalk layers fucked up
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Nope but I'm dead by 30 due to secondhand smoke anyways
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Tig old Biddies
>favorite 4chan boards?
r/atheism
>favorite subreddits?
/r9k/
>favorite website?
tumblr.com
>favorite historical person?
Depends who I've read about recently
>favorite topics/subjects?
I can talk about almost anything for arbitrary lengths of time
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
*whom
And finish your sentences
>are you happy with your life?
(Continued Merriment)
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
A clusterfuck
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Roughly 9 years
>job/school/neet?
Just left one job so temporary Neethood
>favorite meme?
:^)
>are you autistic?
You tell me

>>23666507
Et, finalement:.
>any cool fact about yourself?
Was the 13th-9th best in my state at French for several years in Highschool
>biggest accomplishment?
Went to college for a year. It was shit and I hated it
>contact info
Kik: isitthisfriday
Won't give skype already had to throw one away thanks to bots

>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Str8
>relationship status
plurial
>age
28
>mbti
INTJ
>location
Paris france
>birthplace
Vierzon france
>ethnicity
white ass
>religion
magic
>believe in god?
there must be some
>believe in ayys?
yes
>favorite hobbies?
games
>favorite movies/tv/books?
human traffic, borges, HaCF
>favorite games?
Jet Set Radio, Culdcept
>favorite color?
fiery orange
>support abortion?
yes
>support feminism?
some
>believe in ghosts?
yes
>closest to death you've been?
almost drowned two times
>ever been in a car crash?
no
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>favorite animal?
binturong
>how often do you fap?
too often, every couple days i'd say
>shower before sex/oral?
if i can
>shower morning or evening?
evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
no
>how many friends do you have?
20-ish
>if you could have one wish?
telekinesis will do
>favorite memory?
my GF cmoning back from canada after a year apart (she's the one)
>biggest regret?
studying game design instead of animation

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>worst memory?
one night of hard sickness
>life goal?
makes my children more happy than me
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
hop on the conversation with a witty anecdote
>are you fat?
no
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
luck
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
no
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
understanding and sex
>favorite 4chan boards?
/co/
>favorite subreddits?
none
>favorite website?
4chan, sorry
>favorite historical person?
winston churchill i guess
>favorite topics/subjects?
games
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
emma
>are you happy with your life?
yes
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
un rond-point
>how long have you been on 4chan?
10 years
>job/school/neet?
neet
>favorite meme?
wojak
>are you autistic?
a bit
>any cool fact about yourself?
i'm good at everything but do not excel in any
>biggest accomplishment?
still fighting clinical depression without meds
>did you enjoy this survey?
yup
>contact info
[email protected]

alright

>gender
M

>sexual orientation
pansexual

>relationship status
single

>age
18

>mbti
fuck this bullshit

>location/birthplace
france

>ethnicity
white

>religion
god is dead, we killed him

>believe in [...]?
I don't "believe"

>favorite hobbies
creating things, shitposting on the internet, consuming cultural products, being an attention whore

>fav movie/tv/book?
Blade Runner/Serial Experiments Lain/Neuromancer

>fav games?
Mass Effect, Deus Ex, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>fav color?
depends on the mood (right now, I'd say purple)

>support abortion?
yes

>support feminism?
yes

>believe in ghosts?
already answered

>closest to death you've been?
drunk as shit, choking in my vomit

>ever been in a car crash?
nah

>do you always wear a seatbelt?
nah

>favorite animal?
wolves, or huskies

>how often do you fap?
once a day

>>23667330
Cont


>shower before sex/oral?
I guess

>shower morning or evening?
Is 3AM morning or evening if I go to sleep at 4AM ? :^)

>do you always wash your hands after you pee ?
depends on where I am

>how many friends do you have?
I don't count

>if you could have one wish?
that transhumanism succeeds in creating a singularitarian post-human civilization where everyone is connected on a subconscious level while keeping individuality

>favorite memory?
don't know

>biggest regret?
being unable to draw and not having the time to learn


>worst memory?
my father dying in front of me, I guess

>life goal?
don't have one, I just want to live a quiet life doing things I like (which can take many shapes, and I'll just take opportunities when they lie before me)

>How would you address a group of two or more people?
don't get the question

>are you fat?
186cm, 72kg, nope

>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
...grass?

>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
yes/sometimes/yes

>what do you look for in a partner/relationship?
someone with which I can casually talk to, am intellectually compatible with, someone with which I can just cuddle/exchange random acts of affection with, and obviously someone that I find overall attractive sexually
I'm not that hard to please desu

>favorite 4chan boards?
/m/, /d/

>>23667345
Cont(2)

>favorite subreddits?
I don't go to reddit

>favorite website?
good question, and I actually don't know

>favorite historical person?
Diogenes

>favorite topics/subjects?
cyberpunk/transhumanism/sci-fi/individuality/japanese animation/sex

>if you could be with one person right now, who?
...my crush (?)

>are you happy with your life?
not really and I don't really care either
I just live

>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
uh
a nodal point ?

>how long have you been on 4chan?
2009 (yeah, underageb&)

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>>23667357
Cont(3)

>job/school/neet?
neet with projects

>favorite meme?
smug faces

>are you autistic?
I don't know for sure but it wouldn't surprise me

>any cool fact about yourself?
uh
people tend to get attracted to me and I somehow create circles like that and I really don't know why

>biggest acccomplishment?
being what I am today

>did you enjoy this survey?
somehow

>picture

>contact info
my twitter @Duwangdalus (DMs are open)

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>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
18
>mbti
Don't believe in this kind of stuff
>location
Bordeaux, France
>birthplace
Le Havre, France
>ethnicity
Celtic and slav, so basically white
>religion
Atheist
>believe in god?
Don't care
>believe in ayys?
Don't car
>favorite hobbies?
Doing nothing, creating things, shitposting on the internet, consuming cultural products, procrastination, watch some stuff, eating some stuff
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Waltz with Bachir, Utopia and 1984
>favorite games?
Pkmn Emeraud, Hotline Miami
>favorite color?
Green
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
Yes
>closest to death you've been?
Sometimes
>ever been in a car crash?
No
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yep
>favorite color?
You've asked me this already, but now it's navy blue
>favorite animal?
Cat
>how often do you fap?
4 per week
>shower before sex/oral?
Nevermind, but probably yes
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Regulary, it depends on where I am
>how many friends do you have?
Don't care
>if you could have one wish?
Make infinite wishes, or if not can teleport
>favorite memory?
I don't have a favorite.
>biggest regret?
Be far from a girl I liked
>worst memory?
The last time I saw my grandfather before he died.
>life goal?
Doing nothing

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>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Don't get it
>are you fat?
Nope
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
A garden
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Only at party
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Confidence, intellecutal exchange,
mutual help and sex.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/s4s/int/r9k/soc
>favorite subreddits?
trigger/wtf/francelibre
>favorite website?
Don't have one specifically
>favorite historical person?
Leo Major in warrior
Hawking in a scientist
>favorite topics/subjects?
Animation, futiles things and sociology
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
My grandpa, and perhaps my ex gf
>are you happy with your life?
It could be worse
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Rond point
>how long have you been on 4chan?
2 years
>job/school/neet?
School
>favorite meme?
Political memes
>are you autistic?
A bit
>any cool fact about yourself?
I almost killed someone when I was 5
>biggest accomplishment?
My sketchbooks stack
>did you enjoy this survey?
few weird questions but sympathetic
>picture
related
>contact info
Acid Vlad on FB
@AcidiumWM on Twitter

>>23667670
And now
kik: AcidVladislas

>gender
F
>sexual orientation
Bi
>relationship status
Long-Distance
>age
Almost 20
>mbti
I don't really go by it but Intp/intj.
>location
USA, Oregon
>birthplace
USA, Oregon
>ethnicity
Mixed, mostly italian
>religion
Atheist
>believe in god?
^^^^^^^^
>believe in ayys?
wat
>favorite hobbies? Tons... Reading, rock collecting, hiking, art stuffs, etc
>favorite movies/tv/books?
LotR, GoT/X-files, tie between Clive Barker's art series, and Brian Lumley's Necroscope series.
>favorite games?
High fantasy (Elder Scrolls/LOZ for example)
>favorite color?
Cool reds, warm greens
>support abortion?
Yes, to an extent.
>support feminism?
No.
>believe in ghosts?
Skeptical, not really, but I keep my mind open
>closest to death you've been?
Hrmm. When I was little I was almost set upon by a small group of coyotes
>ever been in a car crash?
Nah
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite animal?
I used to be a dog/wolf person, but I found i really connect with parrots/intelligent species of bird.
>how often do you fap?
2-3 times a week
>shower before sex/oral?
Virgin. Prob shower
>shower morning or evening?
Evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Well... No. plznokill
>how many friends do you have?
Real-life? 2-3, maybe but I barely see them. Online? Quite a few.
>if you could have one wish?
I'd love to travel around the world. And space if technology will allow it within the next 50 years...
>favorite memory?
Don't really have one
>biggest regret?
That I didn't know about my mental disorders more soon in life.

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>>23668285
>worst memory?
Breaking down in class
>life goal?
Being able to afford traveling often. Happiness
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
I wouldn't
>are you fat?
Chubby, so yeah?
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
I don't recall calling it anything here
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drank twice. Not a big fan
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Comfort
>favorite 4chan boards?
Soc/r9k
>favorite subreddits?
Don't have one
>favorite website?
Youtube, I guess.
>favorite historical person?
Rasputin. Weird fucker.
>favorite topics/subjects?
Arts/Science
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Meh, content with what I have
>are you happy with your life?
Mostly.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Round-a-bout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Newfag. 1 yearish
>job/school/neet?
No job, in school for a graphic design degree. Thinking about biology later
>favorite meme?
Don't really have one. Although I sympathize with the black girl 'huh?"
>are you autistic?
Got me
>any cool fact about yourself?
Rmmgh... Well I have a 3rd nipple. That could be considered cool I guess.
>biggest accomplishment?
I'm in college and am autistic
>did you enjoy this survey?
It passed some time
>picture
Ugh
>contact info
I will send requests to people I find interesting. I don't want randoms.

Rasputin is sick.

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>gender
girl
>sexual orientation
bi
>relationship status
taken
>age
18
>mbti
intp
>location
usa
>birthplace
uk
>ethnicity
half white, half peruvian
>religion
none
>believe in god?
nope
>believe in ayys?
kinda
>favorite hobbies?
singing, writing music, /cgl/ stuff
>favorite movies/tv/books?
anime, torchwood, hannibal
>favorite games?
none
>favorite color?
pink!
>support abortion?
don't support it but i think it should be an option if necessary, still not something that should be used because someone was too lazy/not careful
>support feminism?
not the tumblr version lol
>believe in ghosts?
not really, idk
>closest to death you've been?
almost drowned when i was little, was unconscious
>ever been in a car crash?
2
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
pretty much
>favorite color?
pink...
>favorite animal?
kitten
>how often do you fap?
hardly ever
>shower before sex/oral?
virgin
>shower morning or evening?
depends
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
of course
>how many friends do you have?
a lot, only a few i actually consider really close friends
>if you could have one wish?
freedom, control over my life
>favorite memory?
too difficult to choose ;v;
>biggest regret?
far too many to decide

>worst memory?
wanting to kill myself because i thought i would never have freedom from ocd
>life goal?
to live by my own morals and beliefs, and have a life filled with experiences and people i care about instead of material possessions
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
u-umm… hi! i hope I'm not bothering you...
>are you fat?
no
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
never really thought about it
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
drink
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
someone mature and caring who will look after me and i can make happy
>favorite 4chan boards?
x, pol, cgl
>favorite subreddits?
don't go on reddit
>favorite website?
4chan i guess
>favorite historical person?
none
>favorite topics/subjects?
i like learning about anything, especially politics and history
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
boyfriend
>are you happy with your life?
i will be
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
i dont know
>how long have you been on 4chan?
about a year
>job/school/neet?
high school
>favorite meme?
gondola
>are you autistic?
no
>any cool fact about yourself?
i'm good at balancing yardsticks on my palm or fingertip
>biggest accomplishment?
still being alive
>did you enjoy this survey?
i suppose
>picture
ye
>contact info
Skype is kimi--kitty

>>23665424
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Bi
>relationship status
Single
>age
18
>mbti
INTJ
>location
Philly
>birthplace
Philly
>ethnicity
American
>religion
Christian
>believe in god?
Obviously
>believe in ayys?
What?
>favorite hobbies?
Reading
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Movie: Breakfast Club, TV: Game of Thrones and Big Brother, Book: the Traveling Vampire Show by Richard Layman
>favorite games?
Mass Effect series
>favorite color?
Purple
>support abortion?
Against abortion, but pro choice
>support feminism?
No
>believe in ghosts?
The rational part of me knows they aren't real, but I also get paranoid and scared of them at night
>closest to death you've been?
I jumped in a pool when I was really little and couldn't swim, my mom had to jump in and save me
>ever been in a car crash?
No
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
No
>favorite animal?
Fox
>how often do you fap?
Once a day
>shower before sex/oral?
Am a virgin
>shower morning or evening?
Night showers are the best
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
No, I don't piss on my hands
>how many friends do you have?
0
>if you could have one wish?
If it could be anthing, the ability to pause time. If it must be realistic, I would wish to be rich.
>favorite memory?
Don't have a particular favorite memory
>biggest regret?
Once I shot my brother in the leg with an air soft gun years ago. I still feel guilty about it.
>worst memory?
Probably all the bullying in achool
>life goal?
I don't really have any goals or anything, I just take things as they come
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Yo
>are you fat?
In between

>>23668908
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Not quite sure what you're talking about
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Used to dip, but I quit
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Smart, funny, easy to talk to, things in common etc
>favorite 4chan boards?
/g/ /lit/ /pol/ /ck/
>favorite subreddits?
r/relationships
>favorite website?
YouTube and 4chan
>favorite historical person?
Leonardo Da Vinci
>favorite topics/subjects?
Politics
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Myself
>are you happy with your life?
Meh
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
No idea
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Almost a year
>job/school/neet?
Neet for now, trying to figure out what I want to go to school for
>favorite meme?
Don't have one
>are you autistic?
I don't think so
>any cool fact about yourself?
Nope, I'm pretty boring
>biggest accomplishment?
I haven't accomplished anything
>did you enjoy this survey?
Eh
>picture
I don't feel comfortable putting personal information out there
>contact info
^

>>23668908
Yo im near philly, lets hang out

>>23669820
What area you at?

>gender
F
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
23 (at midnight actually)
>MBTI
ESFJ
>location
Boston
>birthplace
Boston
>ethnicity
100% Irish American
>religion
Catholic
>believe in god?
Still figuring it out
>believe in ayys?
What
>favorite hobbies?
I play kickball, dodgeball, and volleyball
>favorite movies/tv/books?
LOTR, hobbit, Harry Potter, Chicago Med, Chicago Fire, the office
>favorite games?
Crossword puzzles, uno, cards against humanity
>favorite color
Navy blue and gold
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
Yes (I do have a bone to pick with third wave feminism though)
>believe in ghosts?
No idea
>closest to death you've been?
Got the wind knocked out of me in 5th grade lol that's it
>ever been in a car crash?
No
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite animal?
Otters and cats
>how often do you fap?
3-5 times a week
>shower before sex/oral?
Not usually
>shower morning or evening?
Evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>how many friends do you have?
Best friends - 2; friends - 20+
>if you could have one wish?
Too big of a question
>favorite memory?
Summers on the beach down the cape with my family and family friends
>biggest regret?
Not seeking help for my depression in high school or not reporting my rapist

>>23669963
>life goal?
Jeez I don't know. Become financially stable I guess
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
You guys
>are you fat?
I'm fairly chubby. Wouldn't call myself fat but I've got a tummy
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
If it's in the middle of the road I'd say a median but otherwise I don't have a word for it
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No smoking or drugs but I drink on the weekends
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Loyalty, honesty, respect, dedication
>favorite 4chan boards?
I go on /soc/ once in a blue moon
>favorite subreddits?
None
>favorite website?
Imgur
>favorite historical person?
JFK (I'm Irish Catholic from Boston can you blame me?)
>favorite topics/subjects?
WWII, Vietnam, education reform
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
No one I can think of
>are you happy with your life?
definitely not
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
A rotary because fuck you I'm from Massachusetts
>how long have you been on 4chan?
On and off for about a year and a half I think
>job/school/neet?
Elementary education
>favorite meme?
Definitely doge
>are you autistic?
No but I work with autistic kids lol
>any cool fact about yourself?
I can cry on command. Not that cool though.
>biggest accomplishment?
None because I'm a fuckin loser. I do have a teaching license though
>did you enjoy this survey?
No I don't enjoy anything anymore
>picture
HELL
>contact info
NO

>>23669977
>669977
>66
>99
>77
DUB DUB DUBS
>>23670000
QUADS

>>23670059
Huh?

>>23665424
>gender
Mature
>sexual orientation
Anything Fancy
>relationship status
Open
>age
52
>mbti
???
>location
Texas
>birthplace
Austin
>ethnicity
White
>religion
N/a
>believe in god?
Yes
>believe in ayys?
???
>favorite hobbies?
Find me one
>favorite movies/tv/books?
???
>favorite games?
???
>favorite color?
White


I was going to do the entire survey. I'm here to find a partner please help. New to soc.

>>23669977
kik fakedmydeath
skype wolfdarkblade

>>23670000
Happy birthday!

>>23670125
you got quads! and i checked them!

>>23670145
Thanks!
>>23670165
??

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>>23670187
YOU
GOT
QUADS
HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
I AM TRYING TO CONGRATULATE YOU HERE!

>>23670193
... Okay. I'll take the compliment. Thank you.

>>23670207
you're welcome! soon you will learn to respect the power of repeating digits!

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>>23670228

>>23670244
Unbelievable heh.

>>23670244
I understand now thank you!

>>23670244
nice dubs but why post sexes screenshot when its not even from this thread?
>>23666666

>>23670256
i am just going to assume that you weren't thanking him for his picture but instead were thanking me for checking your quads, so, you are very welcome m'lady!

Stand back. I'll explain. Look at the screenshot and you'll see it.

>>23670258
Shhh. I already know I am lame as fuck for being proud of that shit. plznokill

>>23670264
No I was actually thanking him for the picture cuz all you did was just repeat yourself lol

>>23670276
wait was that your get?
>>23670280
i'll take it however i want to take it! you're still welcome

>>23670288
Yep. Did you see that thread? Been lookin' for that one guy I was arguing with. Kind of felt bad after I got some caffeine in my system. Lol. He clearly had some issues; and I was tired mcgrumpypants.

>>23670294
in that case, nice get! i only saw the thread after i followed the crossthread link in >>23670258

>>23670297
Ohhh. Darn, o well- sure I will run into that poster again at some point :P

faking gg, seriously

id ooooh

>gender
Female
>sexual orientation
I don't know. I just call myself queer for lack of a better term.
>relationship status
Single
>age
20
>mbti
INFP
>location
CO
>birthplace
AR
>ethnicity
Scottish, Irish, and a bit of Italian
>religion
I don't know, really.
>believe in god?
No
>believe in ayys?
do what
>favorite hobbies?
vidya, anime, art, tabletop games, larp
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Perfect Blue, Lost, Anohana, The Bell Jar, Twin Peaks, Memories, The Silmarillion, Paranoia Agent, Serial Experiments Lain, Leon: The Professional, Nightbreed, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Fear and Loathing, The Lobster, Videodrome
>favorite games?
Ico, Baldur's Gate 2, Morrowind, Dragon Age: Origins, Deus Ex, Mass Effect, Kotor
>favorite color?
Lavender
>support abortion?
I'm pro-choice
>support feminism?
Eh
>believe in ghosts?
I have never been confronted either evidence that people are anything but meat and electrochemical activity so no.

>>23670411
>closest to death you've been?
I don't know, never been very close
>ever been in a car crash?
No
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite color?
Lavender
>favorite animal?
Ferret
>how often do you fap?
Daily
>shower before sex/oral?
Idk, i'm a virgin
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yeah
>how many friends do you have?
Maybe a couple. Only one that I interact with every day
>if you could have one wish?
My dad to not have cancer
>favorite memory?
My best friend and I liked each other when we were about 11-12, before either of us really understood our sexualities. She used to slip her hands under my shirt and rub my back and tell me how pretty it was when we were going to bed during sleep overs. I miss her.
>biggest regret?
Flunking out of my first semester of college
>worst memory?
The day i found out my dad had cancer
>life goal?
To be happy
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Guys
>are you fat?
Yeah, a lot less fat than I used to be tho, I'm losing weight
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Idk
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Smoke and drugs yes but no booze
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
I don't know, I would want someone who cares about me and is gentle and patient
>favorite 4chan boards?
r9k, mu, ic, tg
>favorite subreddits?
don't really use reddit

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>>23670459
>favorite website?
idk google
>favorite historical person?
Oscar Wilde
>favorite topics/subjects?
I don't know, science stuf . Art. Psychology
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
My dad
>are you happy with your life?
No
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Since 2008-ish
>job/school/neet?
Neet right now but I am looking for a job
>favorite meme?
I don't really have a favorite meme
>are you autistic?
I don't think so.
>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm boring, there's nothing cool about me
>biggest accomplishment?
I don't know that I've accomplished much. I was featured in a fanbook one time.
>did you enjoy this survey?
Sure
>picture
Ok
>contact info
Idk

>>23670411
>I don't know. I just call myself queer for lack of a better term.
if you like boys your straight
if you like girls your lesbian
if you like both your bi

>>23670467
what if she likes attack helicopters or freight trains?

>>23670463
can you check noname really quick

>>23670472
then shes weird

>>23670467
I don't know for sure what I like. Its not so simple.

>>23670474
the throw away, notmyname

noname is mine wtf.

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>gender
m
>sexual orientation, relationship status, >age
str8, single, 22
>mbti
INFP
>location
CT, born n raised
>ethnicity
Caucasian. Apparently the hungarian cheekbones are distinct
>religion
I was born Catholic but I don't practice
>believe in god?
I_want_to_believe.jpeg
>believe in ayys?
yup
>favorite hobbies?
lifting, gaming, going out every so often
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Always been a fan of any historical fiction(alternate reality shit)/non-fiction I come across
>favorite games?
RTS, Strategy currently, depends on what I'm in the mood for
>support abortion?
yes
>support feminism?
less extreme feminism yes
>believe in ghosts?
I_want_to_believe.jpeg
>ever been in a car crash?
thankfully not
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
probably 95% of the time, depends who's driving/where we drivin
>favorite color?
greeeen
>favorite animal?
sloth
>how often do you fap?
usually every other day
>shower morning or evening?
morn/after gym
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
no
>how many friends do you have?
Less than 30 as true friends
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
sup everyone/guys
>are you fat?
nah
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
drink
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone I don't have to constantly impress.
>favorite historical person?
Alexander the Great currently, depends on the time period I'm taking an interest in
>favorite topics/subjects?
Music, Vidya, History
>are you happy with your life?
Meh. Content
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
a clusterfuck, none of those in my area thankfully.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
~7 years? 8? Hell if I know
>job/school/neet?
Uni
>are you autistic?
probably
>any cool fact about yourself?
nothing, I am boring :'3
>did you enjoy this survey?
Too long, didn't answer all the questions cause limit

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Heterosexual
>relationship status
Single
>age
19
>mbti
Not going to take the test, but firmly an introvert.
>location
Middle Tennessee most days, but West Tennessee is where I live when not at Uni.
>birthplace
Mississippi (thankfully my parents aren't from there).
>ethnicity
Eternal Anglo with some Slavic mixed in there.
>religion
Eastern Orthodox Christianity.
>believe in god?
Of course.
>believe in ayys?
No.
>favorite hobbies?
Studying history.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Movies: Russian version of War and Peace (favorite book is War and Peace as well). TV would be Neon Genesis Evangelion.
>favorite games?
Darkest Hour, Vicky II, Verdun, anything related to WH40K.
>favorite color?
Red.
>support abortion?
No.
>support feminism?
To some extent, but in-general I hold to religious traditionalism with regard to social roles.
>believe in ghosts?
No.
>closest to death you've been?
Nearly crashed my car because there was a spider crawling on me.
>ever been in a car crash?
No.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite animal?
Doggo
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>how many friends do you have?
6, but none at University with me. Together with 7 online friends I have not met IRL.
>if you could have one wish?
Live a happy life, get married, have children.
>favorite memory?
Getting hugged at my HS graduation by a girl I liked.
>biggest regret?
Never having the nerve to talk to girls I find attractive.
>worst memory?
Multiple Spergouts
>life goal?
Would like to be a Uni history professor.
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Not sure I understand the question.
>are you fat?
No.
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
I don't call it anything because it isn't worth mentioning.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No to all.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Decent attractiveness, intelligence, moral character, and interest in history.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/his/ & /r9k/

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>>23670597
>favorite subreddits?
>implying
>favorite website?
Probably 4Chan.
>favorite historical person?
Kaiser Wilhelm II
>favorite topics/subjects?
In general, as you can probably tell, history. Specifically, Soviet history, military history, political philosophy, and theology.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
In all honesty, I would love to have a relationship with my priest's daughter.
>are you happy with your life?
No.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
I'm a newfag, only been on since January of 2015.
>job/school/neet?
University.
>favorite meme?
>HOLY
>ROMAN
>EMPIRE
>are you autistic?
No, but I have schizotypal personality disorder, so I may as well be.
>any cool fact about yourself?
/his/ thinks I look like Tsar Nicholas II for some reason, and I am friends with a Russian professor who loves to shitpost about the Ukraine with me.
>biggest accomplishment?
Not sure if it is my biggest one, but I was quite proud of my 31 on the ACT.
>did you enjoy this survey?
Eh.
>contact info
If anyone wants it, I will post it.

>>23670131
Woah. What's up fellow Austinite!?

>>23670193
Maybe they're newfag.

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single. Single as fuck.
>age
23
>mbti
IDK
>location
Austin, TX
>birthplace
Washington (State)
>ethnicity
White (But also Dutch, that's right bitch, I'm a pure bread.)
>religion
None
>believe in god?
Yes
>believe in ayys?
Wat
>favorite hobbies?
Film making, movies, video games, internet, alcohol
>favorite movies/tv/books?
All MCU movies and TV shows, John Green books.
>favorite games?
Halo, Tomb Raider, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed, Bio Shock, etc.
>favorite color?
Blue
>support abortion?
Nope
>support feminism?
I support equality. So...no.
>believe in ghosts?
Yes.
>closest to death you've been?
Walking over a stone beam over a 100+ ft drop. Also being allergic to some medication without knowing it..
>ever been in a car crash?
Nope. Unless a tiny bump counts.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite color?
Already answered this. Blue. But also Red and Black
>favorite animal?
Kangaroo
>how often do you fap?
4-5 times a week
>shower before sex/oral?
If I know it's coming, yes.

>>23670715

>shower morning or evening?
Uh, well, technically morning. But I work nights, so evening for me.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
No. Why would I? My dick is clean, and I know how to aim so I don't pee on my hands.
>how many friends do you have?
Real friends? Like 10. A lot more acquaintances though.
>if you could have one wish?
To live my life over again with all the same memories from my current life. I would be such a bad ass.
>favorite memory?
Moving away from home I guess.
>biggest regret?
Wasting so much of my time on people who don't give two shits about me.
>worst memory?
Basically the entire time I was depressed.
>life goal?
Become a successful content creator online and marry someone to love for ever. Such a fag, I know.
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Sup homos.
>are you fat?
Nope.
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
I thought that's where the gutter went...
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink. I'll smoke (cigs and weed) every once in a greaaat while. Basically never.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Funny. Chill. Adventurous. Likes sex. Willing to try new things. Okay with staying in and doing nothing.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/b/ /soc/ /v/
>favorite subreddits?
Don't really use Reddit.
>favorite website?
roosterteeth.com YouTube.com DeadlyEarlobes.com
>favorite historical person?
Harriet Tubman or Teddy Roosevelt.
>favorite topics/subjects?
Video games. Movies. Girls. Life.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
My friend Joann from who lives in Poland.
>are you happy with your life?
Meh.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
A round-a-bout.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Off and on over the past several years.
>job/school/neet?
Job. Full time. Work with tech.
>favorite meme?
Nyan Cat I guess

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>are you autistic?
Nope
>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm awesome. And I can regurgitate my food...I'm like a mama bird!
>biggest accomplishment?
Moving halfway across the country and being sort of successful so far.
>did you enjoy this survey?
Ye
>picture
k
>contact info
kik: mat033
Twittor: matt_033

>gender
male
>sexual orientation
straight
>relationship status
single
>age
21
>mbti
istp-a apparently
>location
uk
>birthplace
uk
>ethnicity
im white i dont know anything more specific
>religion
not bothered
>believe in god?
dont think so
>believe in ayys?
...
>favorite hobbies?
boring math stuff
>favorite movies/tv/books?
dont know/dont know/brothers karamazov
>favorite games?
quake 3
>favorite color?
green
>support abortion?
okay
>support feminism?
kind of
>believe in ghosts?
no
>closest to death you've been?
i dont know
>ever been in a car crash?
yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
never
>favorite color?
this was already asked
>favorite animal?
dont care
>how often do you fap?
it's not a routine
>shower before sex/oral?
depends
>shower morning or evening?
morning always, evening depending
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
never
>how many friends do you have?
20~
>if you could have one wish?
to not waste my time filling this in to have no one read it. and if anyone does read it for me to care that they read it

>>23670683
oi

>favorite memory?
dont have one
>biggest regret?
not 3betting enough
>worst memory?
dont know
>life goal?
dont know
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
if i knew them id just talk to them without addressing them. if i didn't know them i would say excuse me
>are you fat?
who is fat in 2016
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
grass
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
i smoke a lot of cigarettes used to do a lot of drugs and alcohol
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
someone who is attractive and good to talk to
>favorite 4chan boards?
theyre mostly all bad so i can't say for sure
>favorite subreddits?
i dont go on reddit
>favorite website?
2plus2
>favorite historical person?
no one stands out
>favorite topics/subjects?
depends who i am talking to
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
douglas k polk
>are you happy with your life?
i cant tell
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
9 years heavily on and off
>job/school/neet?
job
>favorite meme?
haha
>are you autistic?
no
>any cool fact about yourself?
9% roi hu sng $350 abi 2015
>biggest accomplishment?
^
>did you enjoy this survey?
not in the slightest
>picture
is this a question
>contact info
is this a question

>>23670783
play cash games, scrub

>>23670784
What part of town?

>>23670899
lol go 1k hunl zoom on stars?

>>23665424
>gender
male
>sexual orientation
straight
>relationship status
it's complicated
>age
23
>mbti
INTP
>location
Hull, UK
>birthplace
Kent, UK
>ethnicity
White British
>religion
none
>believe in god?
nope
>believe in ayys?
lmao
>favorite hobbies?
honestly not sure any more - thought it was programming, but now I hate that so fuck knows
>favorite movies/tv/books?
American Beauty (Movie)
Megas XLR (TV)
The Edge Chronicles Series (Book)
>favorite games?
beatmania IIDX
>favorite color?
eh.
>support abortion?
yes.
>support feminism?
yes.
>believe in ghosts?
nope.
>closest to death you've been?
Split my head open 3 times in roughly the same spot - 4th time is well overdue.
>ever been in a car crash?
kinda.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes.
>favorite animal?
Fennec Fox
>how often do you fap?
multiple times a day - it's a stand in for the sex I no longer get.
>shower before sex/oral?
before oral - yes, before sex - depends when I last showered. Heat of the moments and all that.
>shower morning or evening?
Morning.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes.
>how many friends do you have?
Not many anymore - double digits if I'm lucky.
>if you could have one wish?
Reset the last 4 years and "try again"
>favorite memory?
Week away in Scotland with nothing but the countryside and my thoughts

>>23670940
you made it too fucking long.

>biggest regret?
There's a reason I want to reset the last 4 years.
>worst memory?
none really
>life goal?
travel the world on foot (nomad)
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Depends how well I know them and the circumstances. "Hey", "Excuse me", etc.
>are you fat?
Nope
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
nonexistant
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
no to all - I'd probably smoke weed if it were legal.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Intellectual partnership and a complex emotional bond
>favorite 4chan boards?
none of them, this place sucks cocks.
>favorite subreddits?
/r/cpp
>favorite website?
youtube I guess... I'm rather disinterested in the consumable internet as a whole
>favorite historical person?
Alan Turing
>favorite topics/subjects?
Computing, Theoretical Science, Psychology... mostly intangible stuff desu.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Remember that 4 years thing.
>are you happy with your life?
No.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Too fucking long (over a decade, hard to pin down exact date)
>job/school/neet?
University
>favorite meme?
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
>are you autistic?
Here and there - most prominent mental health issues are unrelated though
>any cool fact about yourself?
I own a 33% stake in a company of which the assets currently total near 2 million GBP.
>biggest accomplishment?
Managing to not fail university (yet)

>>23670911
Upper lower downtown.

>>23672373

>>23673727

>>23674458

>>23665424
>>gender
Male
>>sexual orientation
Straight
>>relationship status
Taken
>>age
18
>>mbti
???
>>location
USA, MD
>>birthplace
Guyana
>>ethnicity
Black
>>religion
Christian
>>believe in god?
No
>>believe in ayys?
Yes
>>favorite hobbies?
Drawing, programming, comics, etc
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Fav book is Extras, don't have any favorite movies/tv
>favorite games?
Splatoon
>favorite color?
Green
>support abortion?
Yes.
>support feminism?
To an extent.
>believe in ghosts?
No.
>closest to death you've been?
Suicide
>ever been in a car crash?
Yes I have
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes.
>favorite color?
No
>favorite animal?
Husky
>how often do you fap?
2-5 times a day
>shower before sex/oral?
Always.

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>shower morning or evening?
Evening.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes. Common decency.
>how many friends do you have?
One.
>if you could have one wish?
Happiness.
>favorite memory?
Prom/Graduation
>biggest regret?
Everything else
>worst memory?
Middle School
>life goal?
Be happy.
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
I wouldn't
>are you fat?
Fuck no.
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Weeds.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Would it help me?
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Already found most of it.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/i/
>favorite subreddits?
/r/photoshopbattles
>favorite website?
None
>favorite historical person?
MLK
>favorite topics/subjects?
Anything is good.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Anyone other than me.
>are you happy with your life?
No.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Round-a-bout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
2 years
>job/school/neet?
College student.
>favorite meme?
No
>are you autistic?
Probably
>any cool fact about yourself?
None.
>biggest accomplishment?
None
>did you enjoy this survey?
Yes
>picture
Pic related
>contact info
Kik: Djaimon
Skype: Damon
NNID: TheFoxIsHere
Tumblr: db-fox.tumblr.com/

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Hetero
>relationship status
Single
>age
22
>location
Melbourne
>birthplace
Longbeach
>ethnicity
Persian/Lebanese
>religion
Muslim slightly becoming Agnostic
>believe in god?
Maybe
>believe in ayys?
It's a big universe
>favorite hobbies?
Reading, writing, watching films/shows, listening to music
>favorite movies/tv/books?
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Mad Men, Moby-Dick, any Dostoevsky
>favorite games?
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
>favorite color?
Black

>>23676152
>support abortion?
Pro-choice
>support feminism?
Not the one we have now
>closest to death you've been?
Car crash
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>how often do you fap?
Once a week
>shower before sex/oral?
Yes
>shower morning or evening?
Evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>how many friends do you have?
~300
>if you could have one wish?
Millionaire
>biggest regret?
Being lazy throughout 7th-10th grade
>life goal?
Finish uni, become a software developer or a lawyer
>are you fat?
Chubby
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Only smoke the occasional marijuana
>favorite 4chan boards?
/lit/, /his/, /mu/, /tv/
>favorite website?
4chan.org
>favorite historical person?
Adolf Hitler
>favorite topics/subjects?
Third Reich, Roman Empire, Software Development, films
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Camille
>are you happy with your life?
Not really
>how long have you been on 4chan?
4 years
>job/school/neet?
Australian Catholic University

>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
23
>mbti
INTP
>location
Brazil hue
>birthplace
Turim - Italy
>ethnicity
caucasian
>religion
none
>believe in god?
no
>believe in ayys?
yes
>favorite hobbies?
reading, watching movies, listening to music, drinking
>favorite movies/tv/books?
LOTR/GoT/ The demon haunted world
>favorite games?
Battlefield
>favorite color?
Black
>support abortion?
yes
>support feminism?
yes
>believe in ghosts?
no
>closest to death you've been?
almost drown in a beach
>ever been in a car crash?
no
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>favorite animal?
wolf
>how often do you fap?
once a day
>shower before sex/oral?
no
>shower morning or evening?
morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes
>how many friends do you have?
12
>if you could have one wish?
immortality with no body and mind ditrition
>favorite memory?
when my first article was published
>biggest regret?
none

>>23676314
>worst memory?
being robbed
>life goal?
Nobel prize
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
normally
>are you fat?
no
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
grass
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
yes
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
partneship, trust and contemplate the mysteries of the universe
>favorite 4chan boards?
/b/
>favorite subreddits?
dont know what it is
>favorite website?
dont have one
>favorite historical person?
charles darwin
>favorite topics/subjects?
biology, physics and chemistry
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
I really dont know
>are you happy with your life?
yes
>how long have you been on 4chan?
8 years
>job/school/neet?
graduated as a biologist and now I'm doing a master's in molecular genetics
>favorite meme?
nope
>are you autistic?
no
>any cool fact about yourself?
not really
>biggest accomplishment?
being accepted in a master's program
>did you enjoy this survey?
yes
>contact info
only if asked

>>23668306
>>any cool fact about yourself?
>Rmmgh... Well I have a 3rd nipple. That could be considered cool I guess.
Would you photograph this?

hi I'm max
>gender
girl I GUESS
>sexual orientation
bi/pan, I prefer girls tho
>relationship status
nada
>age
18
>mbti
infp
>location
nj
>birthplace
also nj
>ethnicity
white, very italian
>religion
haven't found anything I identify with but I'm very 'spiritual'
>believe in god?
not as like, a single person/entity. so nah
>believe in ayys?
they're out there somewhere
>favorite hobbies?
singing/playing guitar, learning about random things I get interested in
>favorite movies/tv/books?
iron giant, tenacious d, shameless, broad city, Steven universe, I don't read a lot of books exactly but I like graphic novels
>favorite games?
animal crossing and Pokemon
>favorite color?
gray and green
>support abortion?
I'm pro choice yeah
>support feminism?
absolutely
>believe in ghosts?
not really but I don't think its impossible
>closest to death you've been?
started coughing smoking a bowl with my friend and I almost drowned from a sip of vanilla coke :(
>ever been in a car crash?
nope
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
when I drive yeah. otherwise I forget
>favorite color?
still gray and green dude

>>23678259
>favorite animal?
birds but mostly ostriches!
>how often do you fap?
like once a week? not a lot
>shower before sex/oral?
if i have time yeah
>shower morning or evening?
before bed!
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yee
>how many friends do you have?
like...6. one is basically my soulmate we share a brain
>if you could have one wish?
gimme some motivation
>favorite memory?
camping in assateauge
>biggest regret?
lying to a friend after our mutual ex got me drunk and you know the rest
>worst memory?
not sure. I got in a bad fight with my mom once that sucked.
>life goal?
who knows....not me
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
'guys' usually but if its my friends they're either bitches, babes, or nerds haha
>are you fat?
feed me
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
..grass patch? are there names for this?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
yeah
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
real good friendship and open and honest communication
>favorite 4chan boards?
idk I used to love /b/ as a kid but I'm not on here much anymore
>favorite subreddits?
i look at random ones, I don't have any faves
>favorite website?
tumblr desu
>favorite historical person?
pip and zip the twins from yucatan
>favorite topics/subjects?
philosophy, music, psychology
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
my best friend emily
>are you happy with your life?
*shrugs + finger guns*
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
I think that's a roundabout but we don't really have those around here

>>23678266
>how long have you been on 4chan?
on and off since I was like 12
>job/school/neet?
graduated hs/cosmetology school last year, work retail now
>favorite meme?
"ur girl outta town and this plant is in ur kitchen frying some cereal wyd?"
>are you autistic?
probably
>any cool fact about yourself?
armpit farts are my weakness. nothing makes me laugh harder. I don't know why.
>biggest accomplishment?
graduating high school desu
>did you enjoy this survey?
yeah thanks bud
>picture
Kik me if you want one?
>contact info
kik is bungmunchio , no nudes!!