assumptions thread
trap and vegan>>23664661
>>23664665
>trap
no way
>>23664661
Will vote for Clinton.
Also a Jew.
>>23664661
Relationship issues
>>23664686
Not really a stoner. But a meet that games a lot.
>>23664686
mocks people who actually smoke
>>23664661
Believes the media is a truthful source of information.
>>23664686
Lots of free time, likes to build stuff.
>>23664661
Likes choked
>>23664686
bingo
>>23664703
not yet
>>23664712
partialy
>>23664716
what is choked
>>23664703
Yes to the first statement, no to the rest.
You are doing the best le pépé impression you can muster mon ami.
>>23664706
Aye, I wouldn't really call it mock but ya got me. ;)
>>23664712
Not really, and I build because it is my vocation lel.
You have the lights off because you don't want us seeing the woman asleep in the covers, ya playa :)
>>23664661
Largely focused on positivity in everything you do, not afraid to tell people how it is.
>>23664686
All you want is some friends to hang out with
>>23664703
kissless
>>23664712
Plays a weird sport like ultimate or something
>>23664661
Has a lot of pets, spends a lot of time at dive bars and lives with her boyfriend of a year.
>>23664686
Pretends to skate. Still in high school. You like pink floyd.
>>23664703
Going to school for programing. Still lives at home or has 3 to 4 other roommates.
>>23664712
Wants to be edgy. Plays way too much league.
>>23664661
looks like Bailey Jay but isn't a pornstar
>>23664686
ironically mocks stoners but smokes weed himself
multiple layers of irony
>>23664703
just won some money playing online poker
>>23664712
looks edgy but is a nice guy
>>23664752
unironically wearing the mustache
>>23664754
is well-educated but doesn't do much with it
>>23664738
Is not my name, oh?
>>23664745
Alternate superhero name Brad "the Shaw" Daleton.
>>23664752
Ye, I will need helping getting over the new wall now...
The guitar's lower E string is snapped.
You also seem to have a pet caterpillar aww.
>>23664754
I don't skate, and ye I just turned 18 :D
I do on occasions, I'm more of a "real life or is it fantasy" gal.
You work in an autoshop.
>>23664776
No I don't smoke the good ol' devil's cabbage, but I do have a rather unusually large nose for a reason aye.
I thought there were only two Fine Bros btw?
>>23664661
Smokes weed. Has a tattoo on the thigh.
>>23664686
Plays bass.
>>23664712
Currently at university studying ecenomics.
>>23664752
Doesn't play guitar enough
>>23664754
Your septum is huuge, props. Never had the urge to stretch mine though.
>>23664776
On heroin.
>>23664712
Probably plays a lot of league in the dark with dubstep music
>>23664745
Had been rated maxim/10
>>23664752
Favorite character is Luigi from Mario bros
>>23664754
IT tech service. Btw I went to med school with roomates. But I did work part time as a office depot tech service and repaired computers lol. So, close enough.
>>23664776
Has smoked some pretty dank stuff.
>>23664776
You are a cinemaphile and have a generally great knowledge of films
>>23664783
I don't know anything about cars. That was a uniform for a part time job fueling airplanes. Haha.
>>23664810
I know how to play the bass, but it's not my main.
You play the harmonica.
>>23664812
Likes to watch novelas.
>>23664821
Omg twicked again hmph. Part-time, I take it you're in some for of schooling then.
>>23664847
form of*
P.S.
My Inglish or assumptions is no bueno :/
>>23664661
Politically liberal, bit airheaded.
>>23664686
Absolute madman in person.
>>23664703
Smug af, you tend to piss people off.
>>23664712
In some deep feels.
>>23664745
WE WUZ KANGS
>>23664752
Bit cynical, but happen to be good at hiding it.
>>23664754
Deep in some hipster scene.
>>23664776
Main board is /tv/.
>>23664810
You have some obscure interests.
>>23664812
You read? If you do, I guess you have good taste in literature.
>>23664810
I have two. The one you see is a 2g and I have another hole behind that at a 0g.
>>23664847
Nope. Been out of school since 06. I work a full time job (that I love!) And two part time jobs. (I'm a workaholic )
>>23664812
/co/ is your main board besides here.
>>23664847
I wish I could, guitar and bass guy myself. MIght learn it one day though.
>>23664876
I guess to some they'd be obscure, yeah.
Works in retail.
>>23664876
Not really a hipster scene. I've been listening to the same music/bands for about 15 years now. I'm involved in that scene but not "hipster".
>>23664910
Bit /x/ related maybe?
I don't work now, but retail sounds like hell lel.
>>23664919
Just my assumptions. It's hit or miss in these threads.
>>23664929
On the money, /x/ is my home board besides here.
I've never worked in retail myself but I've worked in aftersale service. That's fucking awful, but at least it was over the phone.
>>23664752
lives in the city
>>23664776
knows alot of weird but interesting facts
>>23664754
swede
>>23664810
some sort of addiction, not drugs necessarily
>>23664876
is an oldfag, in chan terms
>>23664915
abit weird but actually nice
>>23664876
Wo-[...]
Irl Uzumaki Naruto.
>>23664907
You either really need the money or have superhuman levels of stamina and endurance then.
>>23664910
Same here, I trying to master the god-tier of all instruments nowadays.
>>23664915
Master, what are thine wishes?
>>23664661
Vegan or Vegitarian
>>23664686
Smokes some but not as much as he looks like he would
>>23664703
Sneaky bro
>>23664712
Good with computers
>>23664745
Skater/Hipster
>>23664752
Judgmental guy but cool to hang with
>>23664754
Looks like you would be good at TCG games like Yugioh or MTG
>>23664776
Listens to the Black Keys
>>23664810
Would start the mosh pit at a concert
>>23664812
Plays Video Games alot
>>23664876
Good with people and well spoken guy
>>23664876
Looks like if he spoke, he would have an English accent (from the UK)
>>23664915
Goes to Jamba juice with his prep bros.
>>23664952
One of the prep bros from above ^
>>23664953
University student still figuring out what he wants to major in.
>>23664953
I don't smoke at all, do I look like a degenerate or something?
Answer: Ye
Owns a Wii U. You kinda look like Shrek when he turned human, so your favourite Shrek film was the fourth one.
>>23664945
Correct, addictions but not drugs.
>>23664953
I've started a few.
Tries to eat healthily, but still finds himself eating piza twice a week.
>>23664953
I play and collect board games and I play MTG and Pokémon.
>>23665013
what are they
>>23665183
Alcohol and women.
>>23665300
Has penis
>>23665300
looking for excitement but afraid to make awful decisions at the same time
Yo everyone report this picture >>23665309 whenever you see it that faggot maxim has been spamming it everywhere.
Here's the real un photoshopped me :^)
Im curious as to how i come across to people.
>>23665309
kind of an asshole
>>23665300
plays guitar and listens to metal
>>23664953
big fan of star wars
>>23664952
gym bro but not an ass about it
>>23664915
fuck off
>>23664876
always wanted to be a pilot
>>23664812
you like japanese horror movies
>>23664810
you don't need glasses
>>23664776
bibliophile
>>23664754
drives a big truck
>>23664752
listens to tom waits
>>23665338
Yo that isn't me, just report it.
>>23665345
done, you look way less douchey in the other picture, would drink beers with
>>23665347
Thanks and same to you, nice bun things btw.
>>23664752
You play wonderwall a lot and roll up the bottom of your jeans
>>23664776
You like your computer
>>23664812
You have a shitty job that you hate but youre really chill
>>23664876
You used to have friends
>>23665300
You read books and you don't get complimented enough on your looks
>You're cute.
>>23665317
Youre a cool guy usually but when you drink you can be a bit cocky
>>23665338
You take nice pictures and like coffee, very nice but veeery set in your opinions
>>23665335
seems like a nice flowy person to me
>>23665352
thanks!
>>23665360
i love coffee! i'm very opinionated about certain things but i don't think i'm that set
>>23665368
You called out someone for mocking people who smoke... Do you smoke?
>>23665380
yes
>>23665368
Thank you :)
>>23665360
Aw you think im cute? And yes i read books
>>23664661
Democrat
>>23664686
Doesn't actually smoke
>>23664703
you use /r9k/
>>23664712
you use /pol/
>>23664745
M A X I U M
>>23664752
You play casual console games
>>23664754
You like piercings
>>23664776
You spend your time watching Movies & TV
>>23664810
Edgy and obscure
>>23664812
You don't have any pets
>>23664876
You would give your life for Norway
>>23664915
D A L E
>>23664952
B R A D S H A W
>>23664953
Uni student
>>23665300
People ask you if you're a male or female
>>23665309
You don't like shaving
>>23665317
You dont like Maxium
>>23665335
Never outgrew the scene phase...
>>23665338
You enjoy soda
Obviously not since he is spamming photo shopped pictures of me everywhere. Fucking sad life yo.
>>23664661
look like my ex so you must be a cunt
>>23665401
Of course, love your hair
>>23665403
Meant to link >>23665413 to you about maxim but I am stoned AF
>>23665403
enjoys math
>>23665416
have valuable sexual experience
>>23665338
someone i could get along with
>>23665403
not usually, but i love root beer
>>23665435
<3
>>23665300
Is a guy.
>>23665335
Paints.
>>23665338
Uses tumblr
>>23665443
I wish i could paint desu
>>23665459
Tbh**
>>23665443
yes, yes i do...not so much now though, i'm on insta more
>>23665422
there there
Max is merely a part of nature and there's nothing we can do
>>23665435
care to find out?
>>23665608
really? fuck off
keep in mind I'm basing assumptions on my own limited world view, so please don't get offended if I'm super far off
>>23664661
went through some tough times in school and growing up, suffers from a lot of anxiety although you've gotten it under control in recent years. Have just a bit of an insuperiority complex that you're working through, possibly some jealousy, and are working on not caring what others think about you. you have a pretty decent group of friends but feel estranged from people and like to be left alone a lot. very caring and gentle but also have a goofy side
>>23664686
likes to mock smoking not because you hate smokers but because you find it ironic (so many people smoking on tv trying to be cool).
you have a sarcastic sense of humor that a lot of people don't seem to get. you are very smart and tend to stick to yourself although you do have a group of very good friends. you bounce back and forth from hating people to sort of liking them, back to hating them because you don't feel like a lot of people are genuine/or they're too uptight and offended at everything
>>23664703
people often assume you're friendless because you can come off as shy, but you seem like the kind of person that once they open up is extremely funny and fun to be around. your smile in the picture is slightly shy and closed off, so i'm going to assume you're pretty shy and reserved in a lot of cases, but you're trying to learn to work through it. possibly into video games for escapism/because you grew up with them, sorely underrated by a lot of people
>>23664712
slightly reserved and shy, possibly suffers from a bit of anxiety and depression. you're an outgoing introvert and are able to fake being social if you have to, although you most likely enjoy being inside away from everyone. possibly trust issues with people because of something that happened in your past, possible bad relationship with someone in your family
i'll finish everyone up in a few posts
>>23665403
you're gonna shoot up a school "
>>23665436
you talk as if you're deaf
>>23665338
you're a strong nazi feminist
>>23665317
you rape women and sometimes guys
>>23664752
you look like the white version of @bootymath
>>23664752
very introverted and shy, dealt with a lot of anxiety the past few years but you're working on getting through it. uses video games as a form of escapism and from a childhood love you had of them. has gotten more outgoing in the last few years and developed more confidence as you've realized girls find you attractive. can be a pretty goofy and fun person to be around, although you find that a lot of people find your humor slightly weird (which isn't a bad thing)
>>23664754
>>23664754
i can't tell what's going on with your glasses, but i'm going to assume that you're a super chill guy that has embraced being weird and has found real friends by doing so. you enjoy either heavy metal or just the music scene in general and have a lot of alternative friends that seem to understand you better than others. you have an adventurous side to you, as well as a curious side so you love things that are different or strange. you want to travel if you already haven't
>>23664776
possibly movie buff or enjoys movies a lot, as well as finds a lot of solace in music. enjoys animation and possibly have a soft spot for your mother/family. had a rocky child hood but at the same time wouldn't trade it for anything else in the world. you suffer from depression and anxiety but have many things that you do to distract yourself from it and are learning how to cope. is the kind of person that gets sucked into deep conversations as people like to rely on you to give them good life advice and to be honest to them.
>>23664810
went through a super awkward phase in school but not awkward enough to keep girls away from you. suffered confidence issues, depression and anxiety possibly, but found early on that you could find an outlet in music and the music scene, which you grew up in. have better self confidence in recent years when you realize girls find you attractive, but are still very quirky with a strange sense of humor so you find it hard to click with people on a deep level
>>23665651
Hey youre still alive! I used to talk to you on here like 4 years ago, hows life and the brain thing?
Also assumption is like 90%v accurate, well done
>>23664810
also, possibly works at hot topic or shops there often because i see a lot of our clothes and patches.
>>23664812
very depressed but are slightly thankful for those moments because it has allowed you to become very introspective and learn a lot about yourself. not sure what you really want out of life yet and you're figuring yourself out atm. you look a little stressed, so i'm going to assume you take things very seriously in your life and possibly strive for a lot but are very hard on yourself
>>23664876
was very introverted but is working on his self confidence. has only recently started realizing how attractive he is and dressing and styling accordingly to boost your confidence. stressed a lot of times because you over think things and are also very hard on yourself/self critical but in a way it's good that you're pushing yourself for greatness. is honest when asked for advice
>>23664953
has a lot of shyness due to self esteem issues growing up, still struggles getting over them although you've made strides in recent years. were possibly bullied in school because of going through puberty and you don't think fondly of those times except possibly online friends you made. play video games and find that they're a good escape. is being held back in a way from the things you really want and is trying to find a way to change that.
>>23665300
you are so cute, i'm going to assume from your closed off smile that you're used to getting bullied and as a result it's made you closed off and shy. despite this introvertedness, you have a very kind and gentle disposition about yourself that draws people to you. you genuinely care for the people around you, as you've been through a lot of shit yourself and want to shield them from being or feeling hurt. possibly wants kids, is also a little weird humor wise and doesn't believe people when they tell them you're pretty/hit on you. working through your self esteem issues and getting better every day
>>23665721
Very very accurate with the assumption. Although I don't work at hot tp[ic or shop there, I'm BRitish. We don't have hot topic here as far as I'm aware. The vest is from Killstar clothing.
>>23665696
i thought you looked familiar! sorry if my memory is super bad, i was always pretty bad at matching people's IDs to their pictures when i first came on here and talked to them.
and life is going alright, i'm still struggling a lot with my health but i'm optimistic and hopeful about it, actually getting ready to go through physical therapy so i don't have to go on disability so i'm excited!
and heck yeah, i'm always worried when i do these that i say too much lol
>>23665317
you used to be very shy and possibly suffered through some anxiety and depression when younger/possibly went through some bullying at one point but have learned to work through it either through sports, gym, etc. and it's done wonders on your self esteem, especially since you've found that women find you attractive and a great group of friends that support you. has trouble coming off as cocky and arrogant at times because you've spent so much time taking shit from people in your life and going through things and never being able to speak your mind. now that you're able to you find that you can be a little blunt/sarcastic, but you still have a soft side to you
>>23665768
It was long long time ago, I like to think I look nothing like I did back then anyway so no harm done! And fuck yeah thats great! sounds allot better than what was all going on back then. Glad all is well, hope you have a long and rad rest of your life man
>>23665338
likes to be quirky and weird, embraces this side of herself despite people telling her to grow up. enjoys lolita but thinks the prices are ridiculous for a lot of stuff, so compromises on loliable clothing instead (which i don't blame you, haha). possible melanie martinez fan, but has a lot of fun going out with friends and shows. has been dying her hair either since middle school or high school, has very chill parents and is either very close with them or one. has been through a lot of stuff since childhood.
suffers from some anxiety/depression and was possibly bullied in school but you never let that change who you are as a person and it's made you who you are today, so you wouldn't trade it in the world. you stand up for your friends and have a bit of a nurturing side to you, but if someone pisses you off you can be pretty fucking vicious.
>>23665403
used to be bullied heavily in school or teased and as a result you are pretty introverted. despite that, you still have a part of yourself that wants to believe in the best in people and find yourself getting used or talked to by people that are looking for advice. a lot of them seem like they want to use you as an emotional stand/clutch. people don't seem to want to do the same for you, though, and you find it frustrating. despite that, you still have some close friends, either irl or online and you wouldn't trade them for the world. you're learning how to better your self esteem and despite all that's keeping you down are trying to change things and your outlook on life
>>23665657
Hated
>>23665807
very accriate
>>23665741
Room looks comf, but otherwise, intelligent, but underachieving. Constant sense that you could be more than you are
>>23665657
Chill as fuck, but have a bit of trouble with your parents
>>23665651
Used to getting attention from the punk/hipster crowd but really only like the look. A lovely and considerate chick
>>23665416
Can't help looking at a mirror whenever possible
>>23665403
Is constantly trying to improve yourself and your situation
Not American just before everyone dubs me a true blue MURIKKEN
>>23665856
ok, this is actually accurate, no dad and problems w mom
>>23665866
Sorry to hear that man. What happened with your dad?
>>23665881
non existent in my life lol it's all good tho
>>23664661
>>23665802
people tell me to grow up all the time, i tell them i'm a grown up and therefore i decide what grown up means, i dress 'cute' i guess but not into the loli thing AT ALL, dunno who melanie martinez is but i'll look her up shortly, only dyed my hair for about the last 3 years i guess, after i left school anyway, i actually had a pretty cool childhood all round, i definitely get some anxiety but never been depressed, i care a lot about my close friends but i have no time for second chances, if someone screws me once they'll do it again
>>23664661
Posts about how horrible the patriarchally is and the non existent wage gap. Then blows money on new clubbing cloths and shoes.
>>23664703
Listens to punk rock, bit only for the audible appeal. Doesn't care for lyrics.
>>23664712
Reads up on conspiracies at 4am when work starts at 9am.
>>23664745
Goes to bars with his friends on the weekends but hardly ever drinks.
>>23664752
Says he doesn't care about your opinion just to get your opinion on that fact.
>>23664754
Had a bad trip on the shrooms in highschool.
>>23664776
Likes to spend his free time watching movies approved and deemed "good" by the general population.
>>23664810
Clinically depressed
>>23664915
Goes to the gym to do shitty curls and take selfies.
>>23664952
Extreme introvert, visibly nervous around people he doesn't know.
>>23664953
Fan of halo 1 and 2, but despises 3. >>23665300
Wannabe Instagram/tumblr photographer
>>23665856
Likes to game, watch TV, and just hangout. Doesn't like crowded, noisy places like clubs though.
I feel like I may be projecting a little in all of these...
>>23664686
Can't afford actual weed
>>23665681
Dang. That is pretty damn close!
>>23665930
Completely straight edge. Never tried drugs or drinking.
>>23665930
college student, plays beer pong
>>23665887
always treated here nicely. as long as she gave you money
>>23665856
a bit lazy, doesnt say no to weed but doesnt buy it
>>23665657
listens to new hip hop. the weekend etc
>>23665651
goes to concerts in dark cellar clubs and bars
>>23665416
cheeky guy, prob good in bed
>>23665651
How...? This is like spot on. Are you using tarot cards or something?
>>23665930
lol that's probably true, the last film I saw was Zootropolis but that's because it had a cute bunny and not because it was deemed good, but it was deemed good though.
>>23664686
BUILD WALL/10
>>23664661
You seem like you're chill but kinda high maintenance
>>23665651
You probably have a lot of health problems.
>>23667193
Really liked The Lost Boys.
>>23666992
Been binge watching comic book shows
>>23665930
Hates his roommate(s)
>>23665887
Your grannie survived the Blitz
>>23665856
40z have been your saving grace
>>23665657
Incredibly awkward
>>23665651
Tired of the same old bull
>>23665416
Extremely bored of the people around you
>>23665403
Lots of video games and take out
>>23665338
Way more punk-y than this picture would lead one to believe
>>23665335
Barista
>>23665300
Tries to look feminine
>>23664953
Star Wars fan that hates Episodes I and VII the most
>>23664876
Extremely quiet voice
>>23664812
Deep voice that kind of shocks some people
>>23664810
Drinks but is the lightweight of the group
>>23664776
Takes photos at shows
>>23664754
Often hears people 'moo'
>>23664752
Lives with 3-4 friends
>>23664712
Quiet even amongst friends
>>23664703
Living with a parent or relative
>>23664686
Lives in an unfinished basement
>>23664661
Reads The New Yorker and frequently go out on First Fridays and get drunk on free wine
>>23667375
You are a venture capitalist or aspire to be one
>>23667193
You've snorted pop rocks before
>>23666992
You just got divorced.
>>23665930
You were a late bloomer.
>>23665887
That's not your grandma.
I'm an mtf.
:------D
>>23667388
Votes bernie tumblr tier cancer
>>23667375
Single dad
>>23667193
Aussie sick cunt
>>23666992
Sociopath
>>23665930
The italian guy girls all want
>>23664742
The lights are actually on my camera is just too american to take notice.
>>23664752
Ultimate, extreme,XXL quidditch ftw!
I assume you rarely have people over, or if you do you're either gaming or singing camp fire songs.
>>23664754
Secretly wishes to be a bull.
>>23664776
Is secretly trying to use black magic to become a bear.
>>23664810
Is the most fabulous hardcore metal fan you'll ever meet.
Kinda right about the economics.
>>23664876
Is /lit/ but not /lit/ enough and is stuck on writing his book.
>>23664953
I just get a feeling you make great coffee, I don't really know why...
>>23665338
Is a very big fan of melanie martinez
>>23665403
Righ.
Enjoys shitposting a lil bit too much. >>23665436
Has been voted most aesthetically pleasing tv of 2017.
>>23665651
You're disturbing accurate.
Is very defense and hostile towards new people but is a care bear when you get to her.
>>23665657
WE GET IT YOU SMOKE WEED.
>>23665856
Is really a russian.
>>23665930
Does some kind of martial art or should do.
>>23666992
Pretty good handyman.
>>23667375
You like to dress up and explore, mostly extroverted.
>>23667388
Was scared about going full pink.
>>23667402
Uses either tumblr or reddit as well as 4chan.
>>23667402
Loves photography
>>23664810
Loves blast beats and moshing
>>23665856
Beer enthusiast
>>23667388
Big panic! Fan
>>23667375
Owns a Ford Focus hatchback
>>23667388
Liberal arts or communications major
>>23667402
Scoops up the slightly crazy girls. Like theatre and band chicks
>>23667596
Thinks he's Brad from Sublime
>>23667599
Kills that pootany. Mild interests for the most part
>>23667839
had an eating disorder
>>23667599
british or wannabe british
>>23667596
enojys beer and women
>>23667874
Well shit, you got me. Have I mentioned it before?
>>23667839
Nope, currently driving an Acura TL.
You like fast-paced games and can keep up with those crazy DDR-like games on impossible mode
>>23667555
I'm mostly introverted unless I have to talk to people. Sometimes I get dressed up but pajamas are too comfy
>>23667402
To the pup, yes.
>>23667402
Late high school/early uni and from England
>>23667388
Would be cool, but no.
Not sure why, but you look like you may enjoy psychedelics.
>>23667913
no but I guess I have an eye for it, I got close to it myself, but it didn't really develop
>>23665657
what the fuck, all the assumptions are accurate except for the wine one, ion fuck with wine
>>23665338
Are you in Portland?
>>23664661
Vegan w/ life posting on Tumblr
>>23664686
The friendzone guy
>>23664703
Trying to look like a Don Juan but fails miserably
>>23664745
The chick hooker
>>23664752
Queen ? Is that you ?
>>23664754
Hipster
>>23664776
Gay feminazi
>>23664810
Dafuq is that O__o is it the combination between the neo-grunge & emohipster?
>>23664812
Future serial killer
>>23664915
The one who has 1K snapchat a day
>>23664952 + >>23664953 : Virgin combo
>>23665338
Daddy issues
>>23665651
>>23665657
Stoner
>>23667596
Trying to bodybuild w/out Leg Day (e.g frog legs)
>>23664661
Is very classy, but judgemental
>>23664686
Tries hard to be cool, but is fine the way he is
>>23664703
Understanding, but doesn't think highly of self
>>23664712
Cares much about appearance
>>23664745
Requires much upkeep, but isn't needy
>>23664752
Very funny and easy going
>>23664754
Has a mature mind and keeps a classy appearance
>>23664776
Likes to game, might have a few weird hobbies
>>23664810
Band kid in high school, doesn't care much for the opinions of haters
>>23664812
Kind, but takes a while to warm up to
>>23664876
Thinks highly of self
>>23664953
Could beat a few kids up, but is very kind
>>23665300
Is very feminine and shy as well
>>23665317
Enjoys the outdoors, very athletic
>>23665335
Spends way too much time on his hair, but it's worth being late
>>23665338
Bubbly personality, not afraid to voice her opinion
>>23665403
Hardcore gamer, is very understanding
>>23665416
Very confident, sometimes too much
>>23665856
Likes to travel, but keeps it in America
>>23664661
Addicted to pain killers.
>>23664686
Faggot.
>>23664752
You have jerked of to cheese pizza before.
>>23665300
Closeted MTF.
>>23665338
Bi-curious, Tumblr user and tries a bit to hard to be different.
>>23665403
Dude weed lmao.
>>23667388
With that chin and stubble, you gotta have a cock between your legs.
>>23668545
"I'm like totally different from those other girls. Doesn't my black makeup and fake blood make me like so unique."
>>23668570
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
>>23668545
That's the chick that tossed my salad. She should have washed her face.
>>23668600
Fuck off!
>>23665651
How did you get this info? I should've never have gotten a bank account...
I'm kinda amazed how precise most of it is.
How do I live up to such respectable post?
You punched and scarred someone really bad with that ring of yours. Also, you are an Umbran Witch kek.
>>23666001
Tr00
>>23667092
T R U M P
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>>23667375
I just gotta spackle up some drywall and paint it and it'll be done :)
You kayak at uni.
>>23668363
I only friendzoned one guy, Habibi...
>>23668545
Look who is talking, I bet you don't even consume your own blood xD
>>23668570
No duh.
>>23667596
Insecure to a point.
>>23667599
Is mostly on /soc/ for the camwhores, likes to be an educational role.
>>23667839
Is feeling a bit down, maybe you got some bad news about your eyes or your hair phones stopped working.
Can be a funny guy most of the time.
>>23668363
Like's biology or chemistry.
>>23668545
Edgy, doesn't know how to drink chocolate milk properly.
>>23668303
....yeeees
>>23668363
actually close to my dad
>>23668545
pretty quiet actually but opinionated
>>23668570
mostly true except i'm by far the most normal in my family
Assume away
Do your worst
>>23667388
likes vaporwave
>>23667402
might be a tiny bit pretentious, but still a cool dude
>>23667596
drinks too much
>>23667599
drinks a lot of coffee
>>23667839
cares more than the average guy about his appearance
>>23668363
smokes cigarettes
>>23668545
likes grimes
>>23667193
aye, that i do
;-;
>>23667555
yeahhh, i've been told i'm pretty cold and offputting when i first meet people, i have resting bitch/upset face haha.
and aw yes, i'm glad i was able to get a lot of people right, i'm actually going to school for a minor in criminal profiling/psychology so i've gotten better at picking up hints based on body language and back ground.
>>23668363
am i supposed to be grouped in with the daddy issues? because if so that's slightly accurate
>>23668748
when i look at people's pictures i imagine myself as them and try to think of what they've been through to make those expressions. i'm minoring in criminal psychology so that might play into things, haha (not that you guys are criminals, but rather criminals are imo very much human).
sorry, i started rambling lol
but yes, i wear a lot of rings for that reason actually, i used to get into fights often in high school when i was full of rage. now i'm all bark and no bite
>>23667375
i think everyone is deep down, i'm working on it though!
>>23666992
i go to a lot of goth and bdsm/fetish night clubs, so that's pretty accurate, haha
>>23665856
i usually don't get hit on very often by any people in the punk/hipster scene, actually. it's usually nothing but nerd boys.
>tfw no cutie goth bf/gf
>>23669889
Cuck.
>>23670327
I was gonna mention if you were taking any pysch class. It's way harder to be able to tell from just stills of people. Either way pretty impressive.
Lol, niqas need the extra advantage in fights amirite. Seems like life seems to tame us though.
Also, the only crime I ever committed was existing...
>>23665635
>>23665608
>>23665435
>>23665416
classic asshole behaviour
>comment about someone's sexual experience
>they make a sexual comment back at you
>be an asshole about it
>>23671498
mourning some kind of loss
>>23671446
can headbang really well
>>23669901
very smart, calculating
>>23669889
funny guy but youre afraid of leaving the house or sth
>>23669876
would treat his gf really well but struggling to get one
>>23671525
Had all the answers as a kid....
>>23669889
Must reclaim his family's fortune and legacy from a dragon who lives in a mountain.
bumpu
>>23671525
You tried a lot of drugs but now sober
>>23672083
musician or works in the music biz
>>23672043
also guessing some kind of musician or huge music fan
>>23669901
dis babe knowz how to cook mashed potato
while doin some university's assignment
>>23672337
hasnt changed his hairstlye for very long
>>23664661
feminist woman, enjoy reading time, empatic, global warming aware
>>23664686
gamer, never smoked weed, like to get drunk, funny guy
>>23664703
dont hang out a lot
>>23664712
ladies man
>>23664745
you know you're pretty but dont brag about it, enjoy hanging with friends, sometimes unstable
>>23664752
smoke weed and play games on free time
>>23664754
you think you are a bull
>>23664776
nerd guy, smoke weed, get drunk sometimes and you are in college
>>23664810
edgy
>>23664812
you dont know what's happening with your own life, but you are having some fun
>>23664876
a gentleman, but you have sad feelings
>>23664953
nice guy, always trying to make people feel okay, good friend
>>23665338
you've a twitter account, you are bissexual, hipster and polite person
>>23665651
you go deep in sad songs, most people bore you
>>23668545
you like being the center of attention, crack some jokes, sincere
>>23669901
high self steem, in college, natural redhead, good kisser
Fuck it
>>23673342
Quite a good sense of humor
>>23664661
in art school now, likes throwing pots
>>23664686
wears the same jeans multiple days in a row
>>23664703
hard to get in contact with for group projects
>>23664745
doesnt have a driver's liscence
>>23664752
asking for a smack in the mouth
>>23664754
>>23664712
feels more comfortable around the moms and grandmoms at family functions
>>23664754
likes the metallic taste of an ipa dripping from his nose ring
>>23664776
slowly learning that life's ok
>>23664810
writes in Jack Skellington for presidential elections because he wants haloween to be everyday of the year.
>>23664812
film student whose films always start with a buzzing alarm clock.
>>23664876
is the son of the Lady in the Water
>>23664953
really takes his time and savors his dunkaroos and handi snaks. probably has a little ritual to it.
>>23665300
frequents turkish baths
>>23665317
wears contacts that dry his eyes and fall out
>>23665335
up for the role in the new "Weird Science" reboot but with 13 old girls instead of anthony micheal hall, and also instead of a babe the experiment goes horribly wrong.
>>23665338
stays up too late missy, look at the bags under your eyes!
>>23673342
Love your piercings! Beautiful :)
Seem like a mystical girl to me ;)
>>23665403
dreams of one day impressing someone with his goodwill purchases
>>23665416
left his wallet in El Segunduno gay bar
>>23665651
hates dwarves, likes poisoning apples and loves asking magic mirrors whos the fairest transsexual of them all.
>>23665657
Eric Andre seamen shirt skit stunt double
>>23665856
clapping the dirt from his workboots he thinks "did I feed my golden retriever, Jake yet"
>>23665887
In line to inherit millions. Or thinks girls on tinder like grandmas
>>23665930
wears collared shirts and jeans to the gym
>>23666992
protoype in God's factory
>>23667193
makes pentagrams out of mayo on his spicy chicken sandwiches
>>23667375
From around philadelphia, may know Owen Mcgovern
>>23667388
probably pleasant person to talk to with
a nice firm handshake
>>23667402
who cares
>>23667839
keeps his hands in his pockets when he talks
>>23668363
wears collard shirts and jeans to the gym
>>23668545
doesnt like doggystyle but finds herslf in those kinds of positions most often because she is such a good person.
>>23669876
hung like a rhinocerous-jk! has self esteem issues lol
>>23669889
loudest guy at cafeteria table of settlers of cattan players
>>23669901
wants to be covered in strawberry syrup and licked clean
>>23671446
wears collared shirts and jeans to the mammonth hunt
>>23671498
Jimmy Falloff his meds
>>23671525
prototype beta
>>23672083
edward furlongs lebian sister.
>>23672337
No longer a page but not yet a squire; a lad, nonce to be
>>23672767
currently getting downloaded to the matrix
>>23673342
would look good on bottle of bbq sauce
>>23673211
dad was "non union" / didnt have dental plan
>>23673545
mixed these two up lol
>>23673435
really into sports
>>23673342
used to shop at hot topic
>>23673211
likes music, does drugs, and wishes girls liked him more
>>23672767
skateboarder, trying to get more into fashion
>>23671525
gay and a top
>>23671498
likes literature and think of yourself as an intellectual of sorts
>>23671446
super into metal and vikings
>>23669901
loves animals
>>23669889
plays magic the gathering
>>23664661
Liberal.
>>23673731
wants to travel to japan, but for now it's a dream
>>23673615
can't tell if you are a trap or not, good job
a bump for intresting.
>>23675568
It's filthy frank merch for christ sake
