Why haven't I seen this thread in ages?
pass me a girl who will let me play with her feet idc about the rest
A sweet dude who is fine with me being a stereotype 'stay at home mom'. Will try talk about his issues rather than just being passive aggressive. Will walk me though what to do and not do during sex, and if this gets too difficult he's free to sleep with someone else until we can help me figure it all out. Also I'd like if he was taller than me, I'm 5"1 so I'm sure he would be.
>>23656657
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Ideal girl:
>20-26
>Shy
>Submissive
>Preferably average/slim body
>Dark hair, long
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself, educated
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required to be daily, but often as we see fit)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive, can deal with/enjoy my banter when depressed or long winded talks/stories
>Puts effort into the relationship
>Does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day
>Would love to have pets (I do love cats)
>Loyal
>Honest
Me:
>24, male
>dark, long, curly hair
>introverted
>quiet, to myself
>easy going
all I ask for is a fit girl that goes to the gym almost every day and will do karate with me
I have one of those in my life but I have been friend zoned hard
I want an impossible paradox of a human being that doesn't exist, a cute guy that'll give me reason to better myself without it feeling like he's pushing me to be a version of myself I'm not comfortable with.
>>23656910
I've been trying to do this with my girlfriends for a long time now. I am always trying to improve and better myself, try to be open minded, and when I notice I am in a rut I go cry to my gf. I know I can't force anyone to change, but if I keep my progress and struggles in their view without shoving it in their face, I hope it will motivate them.
It's not like they don't want to change, that would be different. They want to change, but thats the only progress they have ever made.
B ump
>>236574709
>>23656488
> Early/mid 20s
> Smart and knowledgeable
> Sarcastic, funny
> Interesting to talk to, with good stories to tell
> Passionate about what he does, moderately ambitious
> Empathetic, sensitive, able to talk about his feelings, but not a drama queen
> Upfront, but calm
> Introverted, able to spend time on his own
> A bit awkward and shy
> Sweet and caring without being cheesy
> Nice to me and to others
> Family oriented
> Committed, loyal, willing to work things out
> Loves travelling, would backpack/hike/do roadtrips with me
> Into art, literature, science and cool things
> Doesn't do drugs, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink too much, and has a pretty healthy lifestyle in general
> Not into casual sex, seeks long term stuff
> Not too kinky, but with a healthy sex drive
> Taller than me, not too fat or too skinny, pale skin, dark hair.
I actually met my "dream guy" in one of these threads, but we live too far away. Heh.
>>23658489
This is me though I've shifted into the late 20s phase, complete with a few grey hair strands.
>>23658489
I fit almost all of this. Probably live forever away, though. Canada life.
>>23658503
Grey hair is sexy anon! Guys in their late 20s are at their best.
>>23658505
Different continents. Definitely forever away.
>>23658489
This is me minus the awkward/shy and the age
>>23658532
That's great! How old are you?
>>23658520
Perhaps. I'm assuming you're EU? If so, hopefully you can find a dream worthy guy nearby
>>23658566
Yeah, EU.
Thanks, wish you all the best too.
>>23658559
I am 27. Unfortunately not in EU but would be happy to chat anyways if you are up for it
Ideal girl. It's not something I've really considered.
Physically, I would say I'm looking for a petite woman. I really like subtle features. I'm not into girls who wear a lot of make-up.
As far as an actual connection goes, I'm a bit of an introvert. I don't go out much, though I want to change that a bit. I'd like a girl who wants to go out every once in a while, but doesn't mind staying home most days and doing crafts, playing video games, just basically being a home body.
I cook, I clean, I'm learning to sew! I don't need a woman to take care of me, I want a partner who will share the work. Someone who I can enjoy my time with.
But we don't have to spend all of our time together. We should be able to be our own people, together.
Wow. Once you get started it's hard to stop!
>>23658591
Yeah, why not.
If you have a throwaway or something.
>>23658666
Cool, you can hit me up on kik at trewolfe
>>23658686
Yeah we know nigger you posted your kik in every thread across all of /soc/ the last few days. Thirsty bitch
>>23656683
Apart from the age and the music that sounds just like me :3
-smart
-ambitious, has plans to go somewhere in life
-not overly emotion b/c I'm not good with dealing with peoples emotions
-more extroverted than me
-generous and kind, douchey assholes are such a turn off
-tall (atleast 6')
has some meat on his bones, not a huge fan of lanky guys
-likes reading and doing things
-competitive
-a smile that makes me smile
-will put up with my dark cynical pessimistic and nihlistic attitude :)
-only has an interest in me, loyal af
>female
>pure
>fragile
>cruel
>sacred
Ideal guy:
>20's, early 30's at most, but young looking
>Cute face, big eyes and sweet smile
>Short, preferably around 5'7 but shorter than 5'10
>Slim build, small frame, just generally small and adorable
>Goofy and giggly and playful
>Outgoing, bubbly and confident, but not in an asshole way, in a charming sweet way
>Passionate, has something he cares about deeply, preferably art or music
>Sensitive and loving, not afraid to cry, but doesn't cry all the time
>Switch, not too kinky but willing to experiment, average size dick
>Will be loyal and honest and faithful and want a long term relationship
mfw I know a guy who meets most of these criteria and I'll never get him :'<
Ideal girl:
>20-35 years old
>realistic yet optimistic
>drug friendly
>loves animals and nature
>interested in psychology
>not against spending a lot of time indoors, cuddling and watching shows, or playing video games and making live commentary for a stream
>>23658489
Heading into my late 20s, not really introverted but can be shy with some people. I'm not a huge fan of backpacking but I love spontaneous trips. But I'm probably too kinky for you :/
Hope you find someone
>>23660110
You had me until
>has some meat on his bones, not a huge fan of lanky guys
>>23660371
I'm not that shallow, as long as you're a nice person overall its ok.
>>23659755
Bruh I've posted in two threads in two days. That's hardly thirsty you idiot.
>>23658489
This surprisingly sounds a lot like me. I'm actually leaving in May to Europe for a month and travel all the time.
Contact? Maybe some info about you?
>>23660128
Location?
>>23660681
Damn straight. Add me on skype: g1ebguy
Living in Scotland.
Ideal Guy
>Tall (5'10+) Not a dealbreaker
>Bear-mode
>Gym guy, likes to bulk as well as actively does this on their own (motivation for a partner only lasts so long). Would enjoy going to gym with me and having me cook them post-workout meals.
>Masculine but isn't a dick
>Sexually dominant
>Decent sex drive, I really don't like having to initiate 90% of the time... which usually is the case
>Is generally a nice, compassionate, honest, and caring person
>Confident and somewhat extrovertive. I don't mind Introvertive as long as you're not an autist about it.
>Emotionally supportive of me and my schooling (first year medical next fall), can be there for me as I will be there for them
>Enjoys bantering and joking around, I like to be joking around 90% of interactions.
>Somewhat clingy/possessive (not a requirement, but it makes me feel good). As well as strikes up convo at least equally as much as I do.
>Likes to play video games, I play a fair amount when there isn't schoolwork or obligations to do. Would like to cuddle up and play stuff with me.
>Generally knows what they wanna do with themself.
>tfw fag
shes pretty
she handles her business
she likes me for who i am
I D E A L
>female
>21-35
>gotta be up for some travel tho like most folks I'm down for some cuddly movie/tv heavy weekends
>butt that I can get a good grip on
>music lover. Let's browse for records!
>ok with my frequent thrust and shoulder shimmy dance moves
>willing to hike/camp once in a while
>cute laughs, smiles and pretty eyes slay me
>wants to have kids one day but no rush
>has a dorky interest or two
>will teach me something, anything. Very cute
>always wanted to cook with a cute girl, so it'd be a plus if she liked that
Ideal girl-
>Early to mid 20s.
>Bookish.
>I'm a sucker for skinny chicks with pale skin and black hair.
>Interested in trying new things.
>A little clingy.
Me-
>Slim white guy.
>Reads way too much.
>Pale with short blond hair.
>6-1
>21 years old
>Works more than full time.
>Loves exploring, seeing new things.
>Unable to travel due to work.
>Loves cooking, is actually good at it.
>Dissappears for months at a time with only email contact.
>>23657378
That sounds damned ideal anon... shame all the good ones are straight.
>male
>19-29
>Geeky
>5'6-6'
>Slim body
>Long hair, but not past shoulders
>Likes anime
>Likes drawing (optional)
>Will stay up and talk to me
>Is needy
>Funny
>Sarcastic
>Honest
>Likes short girls
>Likes to game
Me
>Extremely tall
>Extremely fat
>Extremely depressed
>Extremely ugly
Her
>5'7"
>Skinny
>Small boobs
>Short hair
>Good looking
>Just as depressed as me
>>23662204
Me:
>Female
>Nerdy
>4'11
>slim
>has glasses
>white/asian ethnicity
>>23662204
What kind of games are you into?
>>23662217
That's me except for the long hair. And I'm needy enough that I need you to kik me: scaredinshoes.
>>23662204
I fit that quite a bit, except I'm a bit taller. I also love to draw, so that's a plus, right?
>>23662217
Have you seen stiens;gate?
>>23662238
Dragon Age, WoW, LoL, Mario Cart, Elder Scrolls, RuneScape (old preferably), Legend of Zelda, Fallout series
>>23662217
You kind of described me! And
You sound like my kind of girl :)
I'm 20, 5'6 or 7. Not sure. Add me on snapchat: goawayray
>>23662266
"Mario cart" I'm out. Good luck boys.
Me
>male
>22
>5'10"
>skinny
>sarcastic
>intelligent
>ambitious
Looking for
>female
>20-26
>under 5'6"
>slim
>Caucasian or Asian
>enjoys discussing life, politics, religion, philosophy, etc
>laughs at my shitty jokes
>willing to nerd out with me on occasion
>is educated/has a career
>likes me giving her attention
>cares more about family and friends than herself
>>23662204
>>23662217
>19-29
26
>Geeky
Very, I have a bad habit of getting obsessed with things, too.
>5'6-6'
6'4"
>Slim body
Not slim, average/fit.
>Long hair, but not past shoulders
I don't think of it as long until I compare it to others, also a nice beard.
>Likes anime
I've already got my spring favorites (Re: Zero, Sakamoto among others)
>Likes drawing (optional)
I do, not very good, but I enjoy it. More of a writer, actually.
>Will stay up and talk to me
About silly things and serious things.
>Is needy
I keep a lot inside, but deep down I have a strong need for companionship.
>Funny
At times.
>Sarcastic
Fifty bajillion times.
>Honest
Raw when asked series questions, but I like to have a back and forth.
>Likes short girls
Mmmhmm.
>Likes to game
DS3 right now, looking forward to No Man's Sky.
skype john.eggman
>>23662266
Monster Hunter? Pokemon?
>>23656488
Dream girl
>She likes me
I know my standards are really high, but what can you do.
>>23662292
Never played monster hunter.
Have played all pokemon games
>>23662304
Cool, what was your favorite generation?
Ideal girl-
> 21-30 don't like them younguns.
> REALLY OUTDOORS TYPE. Like would put up with me fishing everyday during summertime. Or would eb em come with.
> tattoos. Love em.
> body size not really an issue. Little chubby is a-okay.
> not restrictive. Able to survive if I go hang out with some buds.
>no kids.
> Wants to go out trucking with me (im a semi driver.)
> Likes military guys. Of which I am one also I transferred to the Nat. Guard a couple years ago.
> likes my overalls. Because I wear bibs.
> just a good funny person
> likes farm animals because I have many.
> good ole southern boy I am. Not some toothless ignorant red neck.
> not a democrat.
Me-
> 21
> 6'2
> 240
> Have a little bit of chubby but mainly just big from gym and job in military (artillery) and I quit going to gym but gonna start again and get stacked.
> overalls.
> I do dip. Hopefully not a problem
> blonde hair. Blue eyes.
> short hair. Also always in a high and tight or shaved.
> 2 tatts
> tfw no one likes southern guys
:(
>>23662204
>>23662217
Care to chat? I think we might get along pretty well
>>23662308
I like gen. 5 the most, and you?
>>23662315
Contact info?
>>23662321
Gen 4, I love the atmosphere of Sinnoh along with the soundtrack and game progression itself. My kik is fireworkswell if you're looking to talk for a bit.
>>23662324
My Skype and Kik are both Gloopish. Whichever you prefer
>>23662291
Ffs you are such a fucking desperate faggot
>>23662321
W-wait. Notice me Senpai :( seriously though, I think we'd get a long and could be best buddies and paint each other's nails. I'm a PC gamer btw. And 3ds.
>>23662326
I mean Sinnoh was good, but I liked Unova better
>>23660110
Location? Got me on a lot of points there, I wouldn't call myself bubbly, but I'm affable and treat everyone I meet with respect and kindness.
>>23662291
My other attributes. Skype is there as well.
>>23662339
Unova was amazing, especially its cities and dex variety in 2
>>23662291
Is this that same dude that used to say he was bear mode when he really was just fat?
Now you're saying average/fit?
>>23662364
Wait so he's lying?
>>23662378
Yeah, he's obese lol
I mean I don't care that he's fat, but he's so awkwardly desperate for attention that he's flat out lying at this point
>>23656657
Is there such a thing as a super sub? That's what this sounds like.
Me:
27/f/US
I am educated and employed.
I'm responsible.
I enjoy binge watching TV shows on netflix.
I'm an animal lover. Seriously... I love animals.
I play a lot of video games. Mostly Mobas and Co-ops.
I'm an introverted extrovert.
I sketch and paint.
I enjoy fantasy and sci fi movies and books.
I'm super sarcastic and enjoy repartee.
Forward about my feelings but a terrible flirt.
I enjoy learning new things.
I'm professional at work but goofy and silly at home.
Ideal Guy/Girl:
They're 23 - 35 years old.
They're taller than me(5'2) and not obese.
They're mature.
They're educated and employed.
They enjoy playing video games especially with me.
They love animals.
They can hold their own in a conversation.
They can keep up with my sarcasm and wit. Bonus if they can show me up.
They are affectionate but aren't huge on PDA.
They are open with their feelings and don't play games.
They have a passion for something. Not important what but passion is important especially if they are willing to share and teach me about it.
They are capable of using proper grammar and spelling.
Bonuses are glasses, beards(male), a killer smile.
>>23662399
>They are affectionate but aren't huge on PDA.
What, in your book, is too much PDA?
I ask this as a probably-obsessively clingy 23yr old m
>>23662396
Overly attached parents, probably catholic.
>>23662399
Well I'm the same age as you and I fit your criteria pretty damn well. If for no other reason than to have more gaming friends online, we should chat it up sometime!
>>23662399
Preferred contact?
Since I made the thread and haven't contributed I guess I will.
Her
>18+
>height doesn't matter just know I'm very tall
>intelligent(has a future)
>fit/average
>long hair
>clingy
>spontaneous
>cooks for us :)
>not an alcoholic(casual is awesome)
>doesn't smoke at all
I'm aware this pretty much makes my list void on this website, but its disgusting and I dont care.
>has her own friends but she will pick me over them if I want to spend time together
>passionate about something.
>must love my dog
>wants to travel with me
I leave for Europe in may for over a month.
>anything else isn't important
Me
>Pic related
>23
>vertically gifted
>active and in shape
>about to graduate took this semester off to travel
>workaholic
>used to be super nerdy and still am but I hide it better
>play video games during my down time.
>confident and not awkward.
>not cocky even if I look it.
>family means the world
>my dog is awesome
>music is my life and I am always listening to something
Not sure what else to put, I'm pretty easy going.
>>23662378
not sure if its the same dude but I browse these threads a lot and a dude with those stats always fills out responses the same way. He def wasn't in shape no offense to him.
>>23661275
<3 Still wish you were a grill every time I see it.
>>23662416
I'm not a big fan of making out in public. I really enjoy holding hands or my partners hands around my waist. But that's about it.
>>23662418
Absolutely! If you post your skype I'll add you.
>>23662423
I prefer skype. I'm not much of a kik person.
>>23662452
Sounds awesome! My Skype is Gloopish
>>23662452
Im the type who absolutely loves kissing on the forehead, I dont know why but I always have every time Ive had the chance to go for a kiss. Thats probably as far as I would go openly, in public, though.
>>23662217
21/M
I fit most of your list except for the long hair, recently chopped it off. If you're also cool with dark humor and dank memes, contact info is texanbroom
>>23662452
Still about?
>>23656683
Literally me
>>23660371
Age isn't really a big deal, I'd say that pretty much anyone in his 20s would work if he understands we have different priorities.
>I'm not a huge fan of backpacking but I love spontaneous trips.
I'm mostly for spontaneous trips. Backpacking is just the easiest way to do it when you're broke. Like me.
>But I'm probably too kinky for you :/
Heh, most guys on 4chan are :D
>>23660472
Some info about me, huh.
> 23, in University
> decently smart, overly sarcastic
> introverted, big fan of alone time. I am able to socialize - I just don't like it
> empathetic, caring, sweet, positive
> clumsy as fuck, blunt, annoying, easy to bore
> no drugs, no cigarettes, drink sometimes, sort of healthy lifestyle
> family oriented, not into casual stuff
I obviously love travelling, art, literature, science and a bunch of other cool things. I love cooking and baking.
Looks - 5'6", chubby but working on it, I already lost most of the extra weight. Hazel eyes, brown/reddish hair. Pale as fuck.
Info (if you're still interested, of course) - I'd prefer if you left yours, every time I posted my info on this board it got weird.
>>23662681
My kik is swz14 feel free to add me
>>23662217
From?
I fit all of your points except needy and drawing.
Also part asian(1/4) tho it doesnt seem like it, except when i laugh/smile.
>>23658489
Yup, that's 90% me. Except... yea, age (late 20s) and I am indeed a skinny fucker with not-so-dark hair.
I want a crazy girl with baggage into punk/metal and horror movies.
Looks don't matter.
>>23663201
Looks and age are the thing that counts less, as long as there's compatibility.
Granted, someone much older might get bored of me (still in school, don't have much money, etc) and some level of physical attraction is kind of necessary - but personality is far more important.
And apparently all guys who "fit" my thing seem to be older.
>>23663272
Not gonna post my normal contact on /soc/, but if you wanna chat, feel free to send me your contact to my spam mail - [email protected]
>>23662636
>>23662681
I'm not broke and have a car, so I prefer hotels or at least a hostel
Where are you from though?
>>23662399
Bumping myself from work.
It's a sit at my desk kind of day.
>>23663210
lol right here
Me: Some chubby, clingy chick with baggage. Half-head shave. Mistress in the sack.
Dream:
Some skinny dude with swoopy hair and skinny jeans but doesn't do the whole cringe-worthy emo shit.
Slave/sub tendancies in the bedroom is a def plus.
More than likely not on this damn site haha
>>23663680
got a kik? I'm only 22 but I fit most of your criteria.
>>23663707
I don't use kik I prefer Skype.
I'm not young and hip enough to be part of the kik clique.
>>23663509
I am from Europe. Yourself?
>>23663352
I sent you an email :)
>>23663720
it's basically a vessel for dick pics anyway, you made a wise choice
skype:
hidalgo.monsark
>>23663737
I feel like using the words "vessel" and "dick" in the same sentence is just super wrong. I added you also.
>>23663694
Not even kidding senpai
Crazy matches crazy.
>>23663704
Kik me? I'm a switch.
Critical77. If not kik, my Skype is jenk1es
>>23663754
What, you wouldn't want to take a cruise on the SS Full Mast?
>>23663778
Well when you put it that way I'd be a fool to pass up the opportunity. I've always wanted to go sailing.
>>23663765
Kiked you.
>>23663785
As one who was sensually steered babes through steamy waters, I approve.
Ideal girl
>21-31
>5'7
>glasses
>likes nerdy shit like anime
>neon hair but anything non blonde is k
>chubby to medium. Not too small
>Into playing pc games with me
>enjoys going out on the weekends just as much as spending one at home together
>has heard of board games like settlers and wouldn't mind learning about them
>loves cuddles
>preferrably lewder than me
>enjoys books, isn't religious or super conservative and is okay without children
Me.
>28
>chubby
>6'1
>Short dark hair
>nerdy weeb good at hiding power levels
>has steady job lives on own and Has own car
>glasses
Kik is Dogecollector
>>23663833
Oh captain, my captain. Do you happen to have skype?
>>23663891
I do!
halfwaylaugh
>>23663734
European here as well, that's why I replied, wanted to know which country, I'm from Germany.
>>23662204
>tfw fit all of that except height requirements
what happened to all the girls into short guys :(
>>23663929
I dig short guys
>>23663933
how about 5'1 fruitcakes?
20/us
>>23662399
Mostly fits me. Skype is seldomheard745 if you'd like to chat. Always down to play whatever mobas. (even smite... If we have to...)
me
22/m/ India
girl
early 20's
preferably one who likes sports
>>23663951
Thats perfect!
>>23660128
o-oh hi i fit most of these
mainly the small part
debatably adorable
>>23663974
skype?
>>23663868
I'm a dude but I'm interested in your doge collection.
>>23662436
Me too. Only met one guy really close to my ideal in these threads, but the possibility keeps bringing me back. Oh well, hopefully shit happens.
>>23663989
genevaeatscats
ideal girl:
>18-26
>really nice long brown or ginger hair
>likes spooky shit
>likes outdoors shit
>doesn't smoke
>doesn't give too much of a shit about sex
>but is willing to do crazy fun shit (like skydiving, urban exploring ect)
>is a horror fan
>plays some vidya
>likes animals
>likes paranormal shit and aliens/ufos
>outdoorsy fashion sense, flannel shirts ect...
>can cook
>no makeup, naturally pretty face
>loyal and honest
>not a feminist
>explorer/adventurer at heart
me:
>18 year old male
>UK
>messy light brown hair
>normal average body type
>don't smoke or do drugs, but I like to go out and get drunk a lot with friends
kik: Nibblet111
Skype: lil.nibblet
add me, I'm a good person I think. I like Americans.
Me:
25/m
Her:
likes doge
dealbreakers: doesn't like doge
I already have my dream girl. I'm only posting for survey reasons. Everyone likes surveys.
Fuck it, got nothing else to do.
Her:
>18-25
>General scene look; dyed hair, piercings, tattoos. Anything different and interesting.
>Body type depends on how I feel that day, though she's got a great ass
>Intelligent. Not booksmart but that 'stay up all night talking about anything and everything' kind of smart.
>Into the same lame shit as I am; tabletop, video games, anime, cartoons
>Happy to spend the day doing jack shit watching bad tv
>Dominant. Not full on bdsm but knows what she wants.
>Quick witted
>Funny
Me:
>20
>Uk
>Medium brown hair with supervillian widow's peak. Need to get it cut.
>Skinny thanks to genetics, I try to eat healthy so I stay that way.
>Pretty much everything nerdy you can be into I'm into
>Happy to go out but just as happy staying inside.
>>23663915
I added you. :)
Me:
>23, male, UK
>Skinnyfat, 6ft, glasses, dark blonde hair, blue eyes
>Employed
>Spend most of my free time talking with friends & playing games/chilling with the dog.
>Really laid back & pretty much happy 24/7 aha, never really argue about anything
>Want to go out drinking on a evening? I'm down
>Want to stay in, get a takeaway & game/netflix binge? Also sounds great to me. Sci-fi, fantasy or thrillers pls.
>Sarcastic & enjoys dark humor
>Enjoys reading & also an anime fan
>Not very organized, more spur of the moment, happy go lucky kind of guy
>Caring & kind hearted, if any friends needs a favor, if I can help I will.
>Drug friendly
>Not much of a showing my feelings kind of guy, I'm honest about them and what not, just I'm not much of a romantic aha & people have mistaken my laid back attitude and such as more of a "not giving a shit" which isn't true, I've just never been into the whole expressing everything and don't think I ever will.
>Pretty high sex drive & I'm down for most things, prefer a bit of roughness and vocal partners
Her
>Nothing really particular appearance wise but an infectious smile can never go wrong
>Although I am a sucker for tattoos, piercings & died hair which are just bonuses.
>Similar interests
>Not too clingy & also likes their own space.
>Decent sex drive, bonus for kinky.
>>23664010
Well you can't have any. They're mine! Back off, buddy.
>>23664224
Ok.
>>23662341
I'm in New York, you?
>>23658489
I'm 22/M/UK and I match everything apart from hair colour. The dream is shattered. If you want, I have a throwaway email at [email protected]
