Oregon thread!
Bend bro again, whats up?
Bitching about things with Internet folks.
Eugene patzales2 on kik
Go back to carlifornia
>22f/Gresham
Yooo. Just blew my brains out with dabs now I am eating Girl Scout cookies naked.
>>23657557
I'm so jelly I could open a Smucker's factory
>>23657567
I'd spread you all over my toast before I run out the door!
Don't wanna be late for class, desu.
>>23657583
I'm too pretty to be on toast, yo
>>23657557
Why naked?
>>23657585
Pics. >>23657589
Because I just had two rounds of rigorous coitus and was in much need of a cool down. ;3
>>23657596
Ugh, stupid enter key.
There should be a break after "Pics."
>>23657596
Pics won't be necessary. Sounds like you've got enough attention as it is, and I don't get anything out of sharing here :)
>>23657596
I see, I see. What kind of rigorous are we talking here?
>>23657603
Shrugs.
That's just my natural response to people claiming to be attractive.
>>23657631
Like round 1 made him pass out at the end of the bed for a sec, but after dabs I realized I was still totally in the mood so I wound him up and masturbated to the point where he said "fuck it" held me down by my neck and fucked me into the mattress.
(=///u///=)
The window was toooootally open, too.
>>23657635
My, my. I could go for some of that right now. Just need a partner though....
>>23657642
What's your type?
>>23657651
How do you mean?
>>23657656
Skinny girls, black girls, redheads, etc.?
>>23657664
Curvy girls I guess if I had to pick. Not overweight but not skinny you know?
>>23657674
Ye.
I guess I fall on the overweight side of curvy, I'm 210 but I'm short so I am definitely a cinnamon roll.
>>23657681
You're short too? Oooo I like short curvy girls!
>>23657683
(o///u\\\o)
>>23657688
Very very, nice >:3 I'd love to get to know ya some more sexy~
>>23657690
Why buy undies other than to show them to strangers on the internet, am I right?
I stay in the Portland Metro area. I'm recovering from surgery so I don't get around much.
I'm going to Monday Funday tomorrow, though. Pretty fucking hyped for that.
>>23657705
What's Monday funday?
>>23657705
Also interested in this Monday Funday
m/Beaverton, turning 28 on Tuesday, looking for more things to do around here. Still new to the area.
>>23657712
>>23657724
It's a thing they do in Portland at a park! People just get together and hang out and smoke weed according to what I have heard.
I'm bringing cards against humanity!
>>23657733
Ah okay, gotcha. Honestly I don't really smoke weed but it'd be fun to hang out with you! Sadly I'm in bend
>>23657733
Sounds like something me and my roommates would be down for sometime! Anywhere I can find more details?
>>23657739
I have absolutely no idea where that is. >>23657743
Once bae wakes up I will ask him what park and what time it starts and post it here. I know it's every Monday and Thursday though!
>>23657751
You've never heard of Bend? :0 It's 3 hours south of Portland, right in the middle of Oregon
>>23657751
Sweet, thanks for doing that! Perhaps I'll see if everyone would be down to go on Thursday. I've got plans tomorrow unfortunately.
>>23657765
I'm going to try and make both.
>>23657779
Huh, I have to pick up my girlfriend from the airport in Portland today. Maybe I'll check it out.
>>23657784
Yeeee.
I am so excited~
I've been forced to be a shut in lately it sucks!
>>23657795
What was your surgery for btw?
>>23657805
I had a knee replacement.
>>23657807
Oh ouch :( Well at least you're feeling well enough to get fucked hard right?
>>23657814
LOL. Yeah. I haven't not had sex because of this, my boyfriend is a really good listener and didn't hurt me even a week after surgery.
>>23657784
>>23657765
It starts at 5 and goes 'til 10! It's at the Col. Sanders park on 20th and Belmont.
I'll be there with my boyfriend&a friend.
>>23657858
Yay for good listening boyfriends!
