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>ctrl+f "tinder thread" none found.
>create tinder thread
Post your tinder account. Get advice/criticism /rates
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I'll start. Rates/ Constuctive criticism would be appreciated
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>>23650658
I suggest a picture with some friends, and a pic with a woman if possible. Perhaps replacing 4 and 6.
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I think I am getting significantly less matches than I should be. Anyone with a fake Facebook getting good results? I remember they used to block you or something if less than 50 friends. I switched my photo for Steven Kelly's and got like 20 in a bit under an hour, but swiped like 800 with an autoswiper. Getting a new phone later gonna try a fresh phone number, Facebook, everything to see if this is an issue or not.
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Remade last week and at over 120 matches now. Help this ugly boy get laid.
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https://www.gotinder.com/@msteph

Thoughts?
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>>23651227
I think you've made it clear you're there to get laid. If she reads your profile and responds she is probably down. Good luck anon
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>>23650653
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is there any gf material on tinder or is it just casual?
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Just got 2000 matches :o
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Happened to match with two 44 year old milfs yesterday. How do I not fuck it up?
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so over the course of about a month I've had a total of 4 actual human matches.
I don't swipe right on everything but probably due for a 95%.
is that a abnormally low or normal amount for a below average looking guy?
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I got a match the other day and this chick sent me this message:
>Would you like it if I rubbed peanut butter all over myself and rolled in jelly? ;)

And I said:
>Add two slices of bread and we got ourselves a PB&J sandwich ;)

She hasn't spoken to me in days...
Did I fuck up?
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>>23652453
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>>23652737
No, it's a fine response. Either she'll respond or she was trolling
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>>23650891
>17
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>>23650658
What do you do in the oil rig exactly? How do get started in the industry?

I'll soon start working as a welder (one year left in school), and oil rigs and pipelines are always the goal, as it's supposed to pay a lot of money, with a relatively good demand for work.
Unlike for example spaceship welding, which surely pays more than rigs and pipeline, but there's like 200 job positions in the entire world.
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tell me anons, i want to know if i should or shouldnt start using it

>>23652411
>>23652411
>>23652411
>>23652411
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>>23653614

well all the tinder girls are crazy in some way, so I wouldn't recommend starting a long term relationship with any of them. tinder is for screwing around. if you want a gf look around in your college/work, but dating with a girl you met online is kinda risky in my opininon.
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Any suggestions, 4chinz?
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Any thoughts?
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I had a date with a girl off of Tinder last night, and I think it went okay. However because of a few other tinder dates which I thought went okay, but never went anywhere I guess I've had a knock to confidence.

I dunno when I should message her next, or what I should message her. Anybody want to offer advice?
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>>23653760
1 looks like you have no friends
2 is like jewy junot diaz for some reason but I dig it
the rest besides the painting of yourself are whatever
idk if you really want weed girls but ok
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>>23653894

did you fuck her?
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>>23654014
Nope
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>>23654036

then look for an other one. plenty of girls on tinder who will fuck on the first date. or at least suck you dick under the table.
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Hot piece of ass, checking in!
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Walking that fine line between pretentious and fedoralord—help me fix it.
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>>23653565
I tie knots in ropes and climb and abseil about. Mainly i do rigger stuff like hanging chain blocks and moving heavy stuff.
If you are a welder I would highly recommend doing you 6g coding then doing you IRATA Level 1 which would make you an extremely employable rope access welder. I wish I knew how to weld
To get a start I had to work really rough jobs on the railways in Scotland with absolute lunatics while sleeping in vans and phoning oil companies daily for about 18months. Getting on thag first chopper was a hell of a buzz. All my advice is UK based. If you are UK based I would suggest working onshore for next couple years while oil industry picks up or trying to get work on wind turbines
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>>23654188
5 is good
3 is ok
wtf on 4
everything else makes u look lonely or terrible
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>>23654188
Every line in your profile is cringe.
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>>23654373
you were so close with 1
then you blew it
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>>23651227
>>23653721
>guitar

Faggots
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>>23654389
Should i change it? I still get matches but no conversations suggets they arent interested enough
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>>23654240
great advice
I'm not in the UK but I am in Western Europe, so after 2-3 years of work here I could probably get some opportunities in the UK or Australia
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>>23654403
>on a chinese textile weaving forum
>not a faggot
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What size population pool do you guys work with? Should I increase mine?
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>>23653894
Could you give a little detail on what you did on these dates or any ideas?

Never dated in my life but i would imagine a dinner at a restaurant is overkill for a tinder date.
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Newly started on Tinder, advice greatly appreciated! No idea why the first picture is blurred out on the screen shot, not like that when you watch the profile
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Wut
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Should I include that "soon" picture series? I'm not completely sure if it's a good idea.
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>>23654952
:^)
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>>23655109
Beautiful. My feelings exactly.
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Rate, plus advice/helpful criticism
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>>23655027
god no
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Suggestions, comments, rates please
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I got super liked by a girl and when I swiped right on her, we didn't match. This is the second time this has happened. Is this a bug or something?
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>>23655611
Its kind of rude to take pictures holding your food
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>>23655669
Not sure, sometime my app crashes and I don't know if my likes get through because I sometimes see the same people again who I had previously swiped right.
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>>23650658
good.
>>23651227
replace main pic with 4th picture.
>>23653721
all terrible pictures, sad to say. get one of you laughing and someone else's holding the camera or a tripod and take timer photos.
>>23653760
get rid of 6th, 5th, 4th ad 3rd photo. all bad photos. 2nd one is doable..but not good enough sadly. same advice applies to you as former post.
>>23654168
good photos, except 1st and 6th one. a little too exhibitionistic
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>>23654188
change 1st photo, and remove 3rd photo. same advice as former posts.
>>23655611
remove dog.
>>23655436
rtemove dog.
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>>23654188
Has anyone told you that you look like Benedict Cumberbach?
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>>23655718
>remove dog.
Why
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I've gotten a handful of matches since I made my profile like this. What do you guys think? Is it creative enough?
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>>23655737
i mean... you know you don't look like hHenry Caville right? you both have black hair i guess
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Forgot my other photos. All my friends would joke to me that I look like Clark Kent, so I figured, why not make the best of it?
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>>23655693
lol
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>>23655737
Does it actually show names/profiles for friends of common connections or just show how many are mutual?
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>>23655919
For my profile it shows exactly which friends I have in common with the girl.
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Usually use a joke profile which works way better than it ever should. Decided to try a "real" profile this time and I have no idea what I'm doing

Not a huge fan of the first picture, but I don't have any good pictures of me with longer hair
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How do I meet girlz
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>>23655718
The dog is a great conversation starter and I hate cats soooo why?
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Help me, girls don't reply to me
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>>23655712
Thanks, m8
I'll try that out
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>>23656196
>start a relationship
WEEEOOOWEEEOOOWEEOOO
>>>23655977
nice guy ehhh
>>23656051
dogs are great fuck cats
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b-b-b-bump
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Tried to clean it up(not look depressed) anything to work on?
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>>23657926
Your 3rd pic makes you look like a convicted child molester.
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Seriously considering visiting my grandparents just to get a selfie with their puppy.

>>23657926
Any pictures of you outside?
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>>23655781
I feel like you look like bobby bones actually...

>>23657926
The first pic you look depressed... and you have to work on some way to rephrase the wedding thing... make it more exciting!
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Any ideas, comments, thoughts, etc?
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>>23659351
"Swipe the direction of your political views"

No politics. There aren't any proud right-wingers under the age of 45.
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>>23659414

Except for in the bible belt lol
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Any tips?
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>>23659569
Make dog pic #1, and get rid of your current #1. Learn how to spell volunteer, and put more interests in your bio.
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Putting in a pic of me with a mate or two in 6 but tips etc?
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Signed up three weeks and my only match didn't even bother responding to my message. How do I fix this shit?
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>>23660059
Your bio is pretty lame/boring desu. And pics 1, 2, and 4 are basically the same.

>>23659569
Your bio is a bit boring too.
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>>23654168
Seen your profile several times here and it's solid for hookups, you're probably fun to hang out with.

>>23655436
5'11 isn't particularly tall, might as well leave height out unless you're 6'2+

Otherwise solid profile, it's pretty much always selfie, pic of you taken by someone else, pic with an animal, you doing something interesting/fun and a pic with friends, so I think you're good there.

>>23655977
No pictures with kids, you should know that. Your 2 selfies are both bad, replace them with something else or simply remove.
Your bio sounds very basic and boring.

>>23659351
You need more variety in your pics. Your "Swipe the direction of your political views" is funny but not really a good idea to put there.

>>23659569
Grammar check your shit, can't be that hard, bio full of errors shows you don't even want to put 5 minutes of work into it...

>>23660059
Put 2 as your main pic, remove 4 and maybe get another one with some friends and something with an animal.
Bio isn't very special but it's fine imo.
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Any advice? I'm in a small white town where I'm like the only Asian for miles.
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>Got tinder yesterday
>3 matches
>One sends me her number

I have no idea how to respond. It suddenly got too real.
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my profile sucks because I'm going to japan and thought it would be good to let people know (i'm using tinder plus for that ), as for the pics... I have no idea on what to do.
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If someone sends you a number with an out of state area code and says "Theyre going to be new in town" thats a red flag right
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>>23660446
Meet them for a drink.
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>>23660446
>>23660482
yeah, usually a bot/scam

I got matched to a bot yesterday sending me suspicious links yet still flirting with me
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back at it again
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>>23660391
Swap 4 with 1, and get rid of 6.
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>>23660513
bouta make a tinder just so i can hit u up qtttt
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>>23660513
MAXIM IS PHOTOSHOPPING YOU
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>>23660533
no I'm irrelevant now
>>23660527
do it I'm lonely
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>>23660126
How do i make it less boring?
Thank you very much
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I think my bio needs more words but i suck at describing myself
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If I got matched to a girl and she messages me, if she unmatches me, does that conversation get deleted? or does it stay on my phone?
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>>23660562
>>23660513
where you at
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What to do when a girl that is unattractive to you sends you a super like...
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>>23661451
Swipe left...
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>>23661492
i just feel bad they used thier only super-like on me... i just joined this app.
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>>23660391
Would send nudes to/10
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>>23660724
Nice pedo stache.
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>>23661501
If you want to match with her out of pity, go for it, but she'll get her super-like back in 12 hours.

Plus, I'm under the impression that 95% of super-like's are unintentional anyway.
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>>23661526
i already did.

i fit this stereotype of southern black men who might like her type of woman, not interested in those women.
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For those who use auto likers
I've made one for IOS which I'm giving away. Coolest feature so far is being able to sort your matches by distance, last active, and full text search of bio's. e.g. search for snapchat, kik etc

1. Download from app store:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/tinderist/id1097224412?ls=1&mt=8
2. Click link to enable pro upgrade:
http://tinderist.com/free-upgrade.html

I'm also asking what features you guys would find useful??
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>>23661589
Does the auto liker bypass the like limit? Or do you still have to have Tinder Plus?
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You guys are WAY overthinking this shit, girls not not rejecting you because your dog is in one of the photos or because you bio was not written by a professional marketeer.

They are doing it bcause you are ugly, or not as good looking as other men. Go fix all your dog photos and then go look at the studies done by people who put good looking men in tinder profiles making asshole and nonsensical statements doing all the things you say are wrong

but they were photos of handsome men and got tons of replies

it's like if some 30lb overweight loser girl with an ugly face thought people were not choosing her because her dog was in a pic and there was not a pic of her "having fun" or whatever the fuck you guys are hung up on
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>>23661613
I wish it could bypass it but unfortunately it's not possible. What it can do is make sure you utilise all your daily likes, this can be handy if you're not opening the app every day
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Hi guys, I would highly appreciate any comments regarding my profile. I'd be happy to expand any of the images if needed, and it's not that I'm unsuccessful on Tinder, I was just hoping to find places where I could improve.
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>>23661660
Eh personally, if my likes are limited, I'd rather use them myself and make sure they're going to qt's. I don't want to waste them on the fattys that I don't ever want to talk to.
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>>23661691
Agreed there, if you're not chatting to someone you want to get with then what's the point?
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>>23661691
>Eh personally, if my likes are limited, I'd rather use them myself and make sure they're going to qt's. I don't want to waste them on the fattys that I don't ever want to talk to.

This is everyone's problem in this thread, you see photos of qts all day here on 4chan, on TV, and even in real life and you think you deserve a qt when you are not a qt yourself

you are all swiping out of your league and can't face facts, you think you "deserve" a qt when half the guys in this thread look like they lurk 4chan

those girls get over 9000 swipes a day from handsome men in med school

not desperate looking uggos whose "bio" is clearly written to mask the fact they are below average men
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>>23661691
>>23661696

Basically if you're not using the app every day, you may as well blow the likes on some randoms with the chance of some hotties coming through.
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>>23661680
Please halp ):
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>>23661680
remove picture 5, replace heavy drinker with something that sounds more fun but still gets that point across, move 6'2 to the beginning and remove the cucky since people seem to care smiley face part. Looking good homie.
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>>23661834
Thanks broseph, appreciate the advice and the compliment(:
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>>23655959

Any suggestions?
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>>23660345
Thanks for the advice anon, should I swap 1 with 2?
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>>23655959
I'm a lot more familiar with gaming and drinking than acro yoga and lifting so I'm no help there. Since the first pic is clearly a selfie and we both don't like it just take a bunch until you have a good one. Use better angles and more natural lighting. Also, make sure your camera is actually in focus. Just pretend you know how to 2000's myspace for like 5 minutes. That pic is kind of ruining your otherwise rad profile. Best of luck familia.
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>>23660515
Done. Wouldn't it be better if people can see my face though?

>>23661505
Thanks I'm flattered.
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Any suggestions for me?

That's not "stop being black" or anything racially aggressive...
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>>23662202
Youre seriously a well rounded attractive person so if you're not getting laid idk, but still hmu for butt pics.
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>got a super like
>swipe right
>nothing happens
This happened twice now. The second time the girl was pretty though. We have four mutual friends on Facebook - should I find and add her?
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>>23662210
Be more black
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>>23655669
>>23662252
What the fuck? Apparently some people think it's a lasting effect from undoing/reversing super-likes (can you do that?). I didn't get a notification for the superlikes, nor were they on top of the stack.

Are the fates against us?
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>>23662329
be more racially aggressive.
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>>23662214
Hit me with your kik if you're a girl.
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>>23662122

Kinda glad to know I'm not just paranoid about having a bad first picture. I got a few friends that are into photography and with the weather getting nicer maybe I can just get one of them to help out
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>>23662433
Dammit I hate that my phone can't update/refresh properly
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>>23662440
pinkkelephant
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>>23662210
Bleach your skin and get off welfare.
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>>23662440
tinder updates all the time, report the bug by rating the app and they'll fix it eventually. If you haven't already, delete and reinstall it. you won't lose your matches. also make sure you operating system is up to date.

>>23662626
you're a hateful idiot, 0/10
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>>23661680
Delete heavy drinker part, otherwise 8/10 would match
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>>23662210
Stop with the MySpace angles and rape face, delete the trans humanist part, and delete the music type part
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>>23660473
Don't have your first picture with something covering half your face. I know some girls who don't bother looking into the profile, but only at the first photo, and they'll swipe left if they can't see you fully.
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>>23659305
Any tips?
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>>23662690

Stop making dumb faces and just act normal. Just looks like you are trying too hard.

Second picture on the right looks the best, but could use more natural expression.


Pic unrelated: r8 & h8
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>>23662664
Myspace angles? Rape face? I don't see how? I've been told the selfies are really attractive by friends and unbiased strangers. I am willing to delete the transhumanist part, I've had some women confuse it with transsexual, I don't talk to those women.
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>>23663514

If you want a conversation partner just go to the damn library.

And he is spot on about the MySpace angles and the rape face. Why is the high angle shot even a thing with guys? You don't have tits. There is literally nothing to look down on.

Do you widen your eyes so you don't blink? Your gave just screams "surprise! Rape!"
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I would like to see a collection of 10/10 tinder profiles

I think that would help me figure out what exactly to do and emulate rather than seeing criticism of the profiles of anons

can anyone provide examples?
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>>23663547
Just don't want any idiots. Too many of those around where I am.

High angle shots are used to capture scenery with focus on the person, especially in a selfie, nothing wrong with that.

My eyes are open wide, because it's an attractive feature, also my eyes are normally that way, when I narrow them, I'm told I look angry.
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>>23660513
One day I will pork you
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>Get roughly 2 matches a day at home, 90% uni students
>Get 0 matches at uni (and there's another 5 unis within 15 miles)
What am I doing wrong) /soc/?
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>>23662210
Hey man, I'm >>23660059, so another black dude here
I'd say trim the bio a bit, mine is admittedly bland but the idea is I'd find out more about my match when I get a conversation going. Your pics are just okay imo, I think it'd be better if your first is a better headshot as opposed to at an angle like it currently is.
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>>23660724
>>23660391
I've said this before.
Brown and asian guys ALWAYS have a white girl in the profile pics, somwhere in the mix. Literally ALWAYS. LOL
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I went on a Tinder date, thought it went alright. I asked her to go to a park with me soon, and she said she was going to be too busy with work to do that anytime soon.

Now I'm basically wondering if that is a genuine reason or if it was her attempt at a polite rejection.

I'm going to assume the former, because I've got nothing to lose from doing so. But what should my next message be? I was thinking something like "that's a shame, I was looking forward to seeing you again", but I don't really know. Advice me please.
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I'm gonna be forever alone because only nsafinder bots are in my area.
www.gotinder.com/@matthewknight
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>>23660966
Nah, if the girl unmatches, then the conversation is sent to all of your Facebook friends. That's what makes it exciting.
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>>23664275
What's the issue? The U.S. is mostly whites and segregation hasn't been a thing since civil rights movement. Or are Browns and Asians only allowed to be around and take pics with other Browns and Asians?
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>>23664405
It's not an issue, it's just funny how insecure asian and brown guys are.
I lurk tinder threads here and on reddit because I'm always looking for inspo and the one thing I've noticed, and I mean 100% of the time, is that they always have a white girl in the mix. Like "If I associate with a white girl, that will improve my chances with white girls".
It's just a naive childish association, but it's funny.
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>>23664326
Sounds like a polite rejection to me. If she said she's too busy but didn't make any attempt to find another suitable time, then she isn't interested in a 2nd date.

Go ahead and send the "I was looking forward to seeing you again" message though. You've got nothing to lose.
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Had this account for a while now, used to get matches, now I rarely get any.

Haven't changed much in the past couple months.
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thoughts?
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>>23664357

That fedora picture is a joke, right? Even if it is I really wouldn't suggest using it. You also could really use some pictures of you doing some interesting stuff instead of 4 close-ups
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>>23664691
Nice body. Fuck you for not liking floral table cloths though.
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>Browse Tinder
>Notice a blue-trimmed match down the row
>Oh baby, is this a Super Like?
>It do, it do
>20 year old with similar interests, an 8/10 face, large breasts and slim figure
>Basically the perfect fuckbuddy/girlfriend for a huge fucking nerd
>Hit Like
>Nothing happens
>Wait a couple seconds, nothing happens

WHY ISN'T IT SAYING WE MATCHED, WHAT THE FUCK
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>>23664711
Like this?
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Slept with over 100 girls, most were off tinder. Pic related, just bullshit your life to make you sound more interesting and ambitious.
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>>23663459
Aussie navy?
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>>23650653
What's a good conversation starter?
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Tear me down y'all
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>>23665456

Make 3 your profile picture, it's definitely a lot more "fun" than your current pic.

>>23665138

STILL HAVEN'T SEEN THE PULSING RED DOT.

I'M PANICKING.
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>>23665138

Happened to me too. It's terrible
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Should I?

I'm only in town for about a week until I head to my summer gig in Alaska.
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>>23665573
If you can live with the shame, go ahead.

Also, this stranger on a Chinese cartoon refinery will make fun of you.
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I aint shit help me
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>>23665573
>I'm only in town for about a week until I head to my summer gig in Alaska.

Probably? Those breasts look like a lot of fun to play with.
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>>23655669
>>23655708
>>23662252
>>23665138

WE ARE IN THE DEEPEST HELL.
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>>23665430

Yeah. I've left now to start my own business. It was a blast though.
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>>23665582
>>23665609
Eh, fuck it. I'll cast a line out and just see what happens.
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I have over 655 matches after using it in month is that good?
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>accidentally super like someone because shitty swiping angle
>can't undo super like
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>>23665138

4 Hours later and I'm still miffed.

Like, this woman had a profile that would make any 4channer drool, listing everything from her favorite animes and games to calling herself a "weeb", and she had a banging body and was apparently savvy enough to show it off. She was that one-of-a-kind combination of geek and normal!

And she super-liked me! And I liked her! AND NOTHING HAPPENED! Tinder failed me!
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>>23665573
hey! you working for denali, with aramark?

good luck! i applied with them, they offered me a retail job twice, but i had to turn it down. you should check out my.coolworks.com

many seasonal workers there, and you can get lots of advice about everything to do with the life.
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Why not
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Any suggestions?
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>>23666075
M8 are you sure it wasn't a bot who's account has been deleted by now?
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>>23667408

Bots neither super-like nor have common friends. I've seen a million bots in my day and these pictures were too crisp, the profile too big, and the name too normal to be a bot.

I'll just chalk it up as the one that got away, already talking to another dorky qt now.
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>>23666030
20 matches/day every day? Shit I need to get me a racing car
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>>23667628
Yeah I think you should get one hahaha
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Rate my bait
Will rate others when I get to my desktop
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>>23659504
Not even in the bible belt. Bernie sanders has succesfully bewitched the youth of america
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>>23653721
Take a picture with your dad.
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Any tips?
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Does deleting and remaking your tinder account make a difference?
The past few days I've swiped right on a bunch of bots and I'm still not getting matches.
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>>23668521
For the love of everything holy use the 4th picture as your main.
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>>23668521
CATS
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I definitely will match with this person. Problem is is it a trap? Do I dare swipe?
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>>23662210

>literally nothing but bad selfies at weird angles

Delete all of your pics and start over.
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>>23655712

Yeah, what pic should I have as my main?
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>>23668701
>Easy going guy

Touch his dick.
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>>23668730
I might have to.
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>>23666030

Start going on dates. Matches mean jack shit.
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>>23668740
I'm obligating you to.
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>>23668651

This is the 10 000 time I see you posting here, and you've changed nothing about your profile ...
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>>23668667
I have before, tend to get more shut in timblrinas. I prefer sluts.
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I'm working on getting more varied shots of me, like with friends, outdoors, doing fun activities, smiling more.
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I only get messages from other bottoms
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>>23666774
No, I'm working as a driver/mechanic for a rafting company in Talkeetna.
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>>23668651

Your pictures are kind of dark and grainy, but ok profile.
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>mfw asian milf

wat do
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>>23668719
kay
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>>23669543
>what are you looking for here
don't over think this one man.
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>>23669543
First Tinder match I've ever been envious of.

Don't fuck this up anon.
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>>23669543
don't fucking fuck up, befriend her first
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>>23670243
>>23669856
>>23669866
Hoping she doesn't flake bros.
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What do I say, lads?
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>>23670447
Adrienne, isn't that a french name? Fuk her rite in booty m8
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>>23670318
are you good looking? Cuz that shit seems fake asf
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>>23670473

I am but you're probably right anyway. Her profile is blank, too. We'll see.
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>>23664691
Nice idea showing off your body because your face looks full albino due to your small features and skin tone. But don't puckerface/ duckface like in #4 and I suggest getting in touch with your colorful side when it comes to fashion or accessories.
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>>23670447
>Gemini

Lucky...

>couple looking to have some fun with a girl

Wait, what does that mean?
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>>23670447
First of all, Gemini? I guess it's fun to put in your profile ironically but they might be retarded otherwise. Then the part where it's a couple seeking a "girl." If you're a guy, you're probably out of luck already. If you're a girl, then it probably doesnt matter what you say as long as you're physically attractive the standards of the couple.
You also didn't post any front pictures of the girl so you really didn't give us anything to work with.
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tinder isn't loading new people to swipe. i know i haven't ran out of people. any way to fix this?
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>>23670728
Uninstall and reinstall the app?
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>>23670792
tried it. it does load new people occasionally, but i dont know what triggers it. i've been allowed to swipe twice in the past 3 weeks i think.
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>>23660724
What can we say lol.

Updated. Got my first match after 2 days.

Thoughts? Help me out here dudes
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>Try OKcupid
>Bots
>Try Tinder
>Bots

Why

They dont even pose as attractive women, just average ones. They dont ask for information or money or anything, they just send me a number then send incoherent text messages. It doesnt make sense.
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Well, I'd appreciate input on this. I feel kind of listless about it currently. Will submit input on others in next post.
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>>23668971
Less artsy, more 'candid' shots maybe?
>>23669298
If that's something you're trying to avoid, then add that you're bottom. Or hint at it.
>>23668651
Friends. Pictures with them.
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>>23670892
you mean you got your first match after changing it?

they both look pretty good to me. the pictures in both look good. if anything, i'd just keep messing around with the bio a bit.

>>23671043
i'd change your bio. you sound very bored and uninteresting
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>>23671043

Are you a boy or girl?
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>>23670318

>"What are you looking for?"

Someone who doesn't ask questions like that.
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>>23668521
first picture was taken where? are you ATAK?

vandal squad reporting in
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>>23668583
No he hasn't hahaha
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>>23671678
Male.
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Any guide on what photos i should add to profile? And will i hook someone up if im 18?
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>>23671145
>>23670892
She unmatched me

So I'm 3 days - 0 matches.
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Well I am kind curious lol
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>>23670892
Too many group shots. Throw in at least 1 selfie and get rid of that huge group.
>>23671043
Your profile screams "I have no personality" I know it's hard, but come up with something.
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>>23671043
Give yourself a little more credit brother, you seem down. If you can't think of anything then just put basic stuff: "Student. Fan of craft beer. Night owl." shit like that.
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>>23673873
This guy knows what's up.
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>>23673412
>intersectional feminist
>swipe left if you like grape soda
A nigger-hating intersectional feminist who's vegetarian, celibate and hairy.

I too, am curious.
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>tfw super like swiped right on me
>kinda qt alternative blue hair artist girl
>get to talking
>ask if she wants to go to a concert with me on Saturday
>she accepts
>ask how she knows a mutual friend
>friend is her ex bf who I met a couple weeks ago at another concert
>turns out I met her too, she was there with him and another friend, we just didn't exchange any words like I did with her ex
>get her number anyway

Apparently they broke up a while before that and are amicable but it's a weird feel but... Whatever. We'll see I guess

That aside any tips on how to keep this afloat until Saturday night? She seems pretty cool and /fa/ and we seem to have similar taste in music.
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First off, If youre going to make a racial joke, atleast make it interesting. I hear the same ones over and over.

Main pic not smiley enough?
what else can I improve?
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>>23669298
Is that you, Ron?
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My profile is blank, what the fuck do I write in there guys?
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>>23654952
Welcome to Tinder in my area. All it is is "I want to go on adventures" or "I like horses and country music."
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Idk what I'm doing
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>>23675185
I like #2 for main pic
Not sure how I feel about your profile but not bad
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>>23676004
This is mine btw
I keep changing it though. Any tips?
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>>23676008
I just got rid of the "friend's mom" line because it looked out of place
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I have a weird problem, people too good looking for me are matching me on tinder which feels nice but I can't impress them at all. Is this what it's like to be cucked?
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>>23675487
Your bio is boring as fuck, good pics though
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>>23675185
main pic gives off an insecure vibe, a "no fucks given" smile would be much better

Also "unofficial maker of things" is pretty cringy

Just my 2 cents, you're handsome af though no homo
Also getting defensive about race right off the bat it's definately not the best way to broadcast yourself

>>23676008
I'd remove 5, hands in pockets is not good body language, serious face is usually bad thing to post on tinder, outfit is meh, and we can already see you're tall on your 2nd pic and bio
I'd remove 3 as well, you look like a murderer, a handsome murderer but girls are kind of affraid of tinder so pics like that are a setback
The line about fault in our stars is also pretty bad
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I just matched with an 18yo, who seems to be a genuine human.

So with a bit back and forth, she told me that she's into older guys, and well, I am 29, and a girl 10 years younger than me, is certainly on my bucket list.

But how do I make that happen? I wouldnt necessarily rule out falling in love and all that with a younger girl, but realistically, that is probably not going to happen.

But I am totally clueless on how to flirt/chat with such young girls. Any tips by the tinder pros on how to approach that?
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>>23676011
Are you sure that they are real people, and not just bots?
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Whoops…
And I just got a 20yo gamer gurl…

WTF is up with tinder today? Seems like I am getting all the matches I didnt get the last weeks at once?

Anyways: That is also way out of my usual target audience (last "success" was a 40yo woman), so any help on how to get her to play with my joystick would be apreciated. Good idea to say that I was into gaming too, when I was at her age, but that I dont do it any more, because I am a wealthy, responsible adult, who now has more money than time, but somehow spin it into still being interested?
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Wiil it be revealed on facebook account that i use tinder. I'm kinda shy about it since i have lots os relatives in friend list there.
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>>23676127
the only advice I'd give you is don't get your hopes up about any specific matches because you only end up banging a small amount of the girls you match with
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>>23676137
True.
But I got kinda good at that over the months, however my "tricks" are aimed at a bit more older age bracket, so I am looking for a few ideas on how to deal with younger girls.
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>>23676130
No.
Will it stay like this?
Who knows. You signed away any rights you have whatsoever when you signed up for facebook anyways, so they can do whatever the fuck they please with your profile.
If you wanna minimize the risk, just make a second fbook account for tinder.
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>>23676013
they are real, they respond and shit
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>>23676044
any tips?
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I stupidly made a thread for my tinder
I'll just post mine here
Tips appreciated
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>>23676303
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Is tinder 18+? Because I only see 15-16 yrs
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Got my 1st match. What should I write her?
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