I am on hydrocodone and love myself
>>23642076
i wonder if the same people who post my face everywhere are the same ones who post maxim's face everywhere
>>23642091
It's all maxim, if you ever talked to him on skype like I did you would realize he's legit not all there.
>>23642091
Don't say my name so casually you junkie
>>23642105
>always image.jpg
>often photoshopped
i'll believe it when i see it desu
>>23642107
i'm not a junkie i'm just a tired boy
>>23642105
Then post the skype screencap. Literally every bad thing about him is made up or photoshopped. You sound like a coverup faggot.
lmao I thought there was a girl in the background
>>23642154
Unlike you Maxim, I am not obsessed with soc. Nice finger sized penis btw.
>>23642157
nah just my thicc ass bb
>>23642161
No proof, no care. I am 7'x5'.
>>23642167
LMFAO keep telling your self that finger cock, the picture doesn't lie that you are below average.
>>23642161
what a dumb post
>>23642161
>spends all day on soc stalking him
>saves dozens of pictures , half are naked
>spams image jpg hourly
>says he isnt obsessed
LOOOOOOOOL
>>23642194
Sick ip change Maxim, get a life.
>>23642176
Kekekek his cock is bigger than your forearm
>>23642197
>his
Why you talking in the third person?
>>23642196
Thats some paranoid. Do you also never leave your house due to the fear of seeing him?
>>23642162
gg bro. I'm out of here
>>23642202
Why don't you talk in first person?
>>23642208
Its almost like you have some unpent PTSD. Holy shit its so fun to bait you. Keep believing i'm maxim and that he's spamming photoshopped pics of himself.
>>23642208
you are not covering yourself in glory here, friend
bampu for tired daveposts
Why are you taking pain meds?
>>23642046
Op has a cute butt
Post more of it you junkie
>>23642807
i'm in the process of passing a kidney stone
>>23642857
kk
>>23642157
Lol, like that would ever happen. OP is the only person who loves him. He's a balding manlet with a superiority complex
Gollum, do you EVER see the sun? Your skin is pale like it's lived under the glow of a monitor and nothing else. You also have worse hairline than my balding grandpa
Why do you post here? Everyone just laughs at you. You're at Brandon levels at this point, though he's actually sort of cute
http://strawpoll.me/7055087
>>23644878
>having this poll saved
cringe
>>23644869
no ;_;
>>23644848
>superiority complex
i think you're actually trying to imply that I have an *inferiority* complex, but in reality i'm actually very comfortable with my abilities, looks, etc.
>>23645211
Superiority complex actually seems accurate. You always act like you're better than everyone else. Meanwhile you're really in the bottom tier of soc for looks, attitude, and overall.
>>23645222
eh, there's a reason I said "think." most people imply that i'm here looking for attention when i'm really just seeking entertainment.
also
>attitude
yeah it's rly a good idea to judge people by 4chan shitposts
>>23645231
You've admitted several times you're an attention whore. Bullshit you're here for entertainment. Really, we all know you use this site to fill your empty life. You pretty much live on here.
>>23645245
no i don't lol
before i made this thread yesterday it had been like a week. i'm too busy with studying for finals rn to live on here. like there was a time when i was a sad boy in community college where I definitely was on here way too much, but not anymore
>>23645260
You're still a sad boy
>>23645266
no tho
>>23645273
When are you posting a butt pic with no undies on
>>23645278
You really want to see his pasty white skin and utter lack of muscle? Craterface is gross. Makes girls dry right up. Though I guess he's appealing to gay dudes with his manlet stature and ease of being able to throw him around
>>23645278
i mean?
>>23645289
>implying i don't want dom girls
>implying dom girls aren't into that
oh, anon. so new to the world.
>>23645298
Yet the only people interested in you are men. Kek
>>23645298
Real dom girls like a guy who takes care of himself. Not unattractive, pasty, balding manlets. Real life isn't like the hentai you seem to think it is.
>>23645305
yeah?
>>23645289
>>23645292
Yaaassss
Gay af
>>23645333
>yas
vomits
>>23645305
Don't forget about his uggo girlfriend he was lolbragging about. I'm inclined to believe she's real as no one even as desperate for attention as this guy, would claim they got with her unless it was true.
>>23645329
>this anonymous stranger with an Emma Watson avatar is definitely a woman
>>23645347
>one post by this id
also
>2/10 would not bang
srsly the r9k in this post is strong
>>23645353
hmmmmmm
and then a couple minutes later i skyped her and confirmed it sooo
>>23645329
LMFAO! Dumbfuck, you got catfished. How many naked pics did youyou send him?
>>23645354
2/10 is a bit harsh. She's a solid 3
>>23645361
>and then a couple minutes later I skyped her and confirmed it soooo
also I actually didn't end up sending any, because she turned out to be super rude and too hardcore for me anyway
>>23645354
This was indeed a 2/10 would not bang. Did she stick her giant nose up your ass like a dildo?
>>23645389
Oh shit lol, I thought you were exaggerating. It's kind of cute though when you see two ugly people together idk how to explain it, kind of like cute when you see an old couple together
>>23645389
i'm really just rolling my eyes at this point
this is such a dumb line you're trying to go down and the worst part is i can't even say that it's dumb or else you'll be like "lel butthurt"
>>23645389
Ewww. Is this photoshopped or does that unfortunate person really look like that? He was bragging about her? That's somehow sadder than the rest of his exploits.
>>23645416
>onnnnnnnnnnnnnne pooooooooooooooost by thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddddddddd
>>23645419
Your point? You could post that picture in a rate thread and get similar responses. Maybe worded nicer, but still. She's not a looker, buddy.
>>23645429
u are the guy in class who insists on saying "but hitler got the german economy going he wasn't all bad muh moral absolutism"
>>23642046
I'm pretty jealous.
>>23645441
thx
>>23645440
What the literal fuck do the two have to do with each other? Your girl isn't attractive, why bring Hitler into this? Especially when it's the popular opinion that your girl isn't attractive. That Hitler bit isn't.
>>23645452
you're the kind of dude who goes "I FUCKING LOVE DND" when he has never actually played it
>>23645463
You realize you're making yourself look retarded but you realize if you stop you'll be more retarded, so you have no choice but to continue being retarded.
>>23645483
you're the kind of dude who goes "girls should wear less makeup"
>>23645492
You're the kind of dude who claims he isn't gay, but would suck a guy off if a woman told him to.
live slut on cam
tinychat 3wq1a5
>>23645500
your booty is bothered
that said, while forced bi isn't at all my thing, i don't think it's rly an insult to say that someone's into it.
>>23645510
You actually seem like the upset one with all the insults and defensiveness over your unattractive girl. I realize she's the only girl who will ever actually touch you, so she's special to you, but she's really, really not very good looking.
>>23645527
okay mr "look, the civil war was really about states' rights"
>>23645536
You are a sad individual
>>23645553
somebody's mad that i've picked out a lot of their opinions :^)
>>23645560
Uh, no. I think those opinions are retarded. I was questioning what lines you were connecting to post them as responses. Your lack of sunlight is affecting your brain. Go outside for a bit. I know it's bright and scary, but you'll be OK.
>>23645576
Nah, you're a neckbeard through and through, señor "raising the minimum wage will cause prices to go up just as much!!"
>>23645585
Lol, using neckbeard as an insult is a clear sign you have nothing else. Where are these stupid opinions coming from anyways? Cringe.com or something?
>>23645609
i'm just thinking of neckbeard opinions
also it's an apt insult for basically anyone who talks that level of shit about a girl's appearance to hurt an internet stranger's feelings, mister "hey i just started photography last week why don't you come model for me ;) ;) ;)"
>>23645631
The truth hurts you, apparently.
>>23645655
the "truth" doesn't, no. you just kind of annoy me.
>>23645682
If you say so. It's obvious to everyone else that you're butthurt. Resorting to stupid insults and weird jumps of "logic"
>>23645725
it's not a weird jump if you're not a neckbeard
gb2 r9k
Why is this guy still here? He got butthurt, had a meltdown and ragequit the board months ago. Think it was over his receding hairline. Someone has a screencap of it, I see it going around every now and then.
>>23645773
"meltdown" is a pretty strong word
i had one post where i got mad at the r9k style of arguing
also lol @ the results posting c as a rate thread got
Remember when soc doxed this faggot and contacted his Facebook friends and family to let them know how much of a loser he was? Good times
>>23645854
that was actually from the /gfd/ thread on r9k :^)
>>23645850
Reading this thread gives me the feeling you were in that rate thread samefagging to give better results. Even though results were highly polarized.
This deserves a repost
http://strawpoll.me/7055087
>>23645881
mmk
>>23645913
surprising number of people enjoying my faggotry
that said, if you actually think this is going to be really representative of people on soc, you're dumb.
>>23642046
Yes, one would have to be on some sort of drugs to love you, I agree.
>>23646304
that was wittier than anything else posted, kudos.
Holy fuck you are hideous and weird looking
>>23646707
well then
you look like you use opiates/opioids, great job man, keep it up!
>>23646883
the vicodin is only for kidney stone pain so like
and even then, I only took one yesterday because it stopped hurting before the drugs wore off. probably went from my kidney to my ureter.
>>23645839
>gets mad at r9k style of arguing
>uses the term neckbeard to make another human being feel inferior despite his own inarticulacy
literal trash
>>23646933
I was published four times by the time I graduated high school :^)
>>23647005
Did penthouse print some of your fantasies?
>>23647060
no, but the literature mag at one of the best universities for creative writing in the world did :^)
>>23647074
Sure it did. Did you write about your lack of a sex life?
>>23647078
i actually wrote about how the emotional distance that my grandfather from minnesota has between himself and all strangers is mostly a product of emotional weakness
sidenote: doesn't penthouse actually publish decent writing? or is that just playboy?
>>23647087
will you just post dick ples
>>23647111
no thx
mostly because i'm fuckin jungly down there right now
>>23644566
Yikes, I'm sorry you're dealing with that, from what I have been told, kidney stones are fucking awful.
>>23645231
>seeking entertainment
>not attention seeking
>flood posting lewd selfies
don't worry guys, I was only pretending to be retarded.
You're attempts at witty liberal pseudo intellectual insults are pretty cringe man, it's kind of embarrassing when you try this hard to come off as intelligent or better than, parading around your exploits to strangers in hopes of defending your own insecurities of your intelligence, seriously cringe man. Along side the lewds it's not helping your look, and seriously, don't try and come up with the lame excuse of "looking for entertainment". This is clearly an attention seeking thread, saying it's anything else just makes you look a little more pathetic and middle school tier.
>>23647513
Very accurate summary of Craterface. He's a complete pseudo intellectual
Bump for crack luke
Hey look! It's OP in 5 years if his hair keeps receding and he keeps avoiding the sun
>>23647513
>you're attempts at witty liberal pseudo intellectual insults
>you're attempts
>you're
come on, man.
>>23647465
por que no los dos
>>23648744
Ah, the classic insecure pseudo intellectual response. Can't find an issue with their arguments? Nitpick at their spelling/grammar.
>>23648771
you're trying too hard bro, he's not that much better than you I reassure you, calm down
>>23648771
There's not really an argument there, just a stream of insults. That said, if you're going to call someone a "pseudo intellectual" to imply that they're not an intellectual, you should probably have some basic spelling down. I don't really think I'm an "intellectual" beyond being a little smarter than the average bear, I just happen to like books and words.
>>23648898
You definitely aren't smarter than average.
>>23649056
I mean, I don't mean to toot my own horn too hard, but
>in an extremely selective program for creative writing
>tested IQ between 125-140
>current GPA of 3.4ish
either I'm kind of a smarty pants or I work ridiculously hard.
>>23649106
Lmao, using IQ in an argument. Especially when you got it off some fly by night Web test. Also you're the only one who will ever "toot your horn" in any sense of the phrase.
>>23649106
And what have you done with this vaunted intelligence, oh mighty one? Oh, that's right, you live on soc and attention whore because no one in real life will give you the time of day.
How anybody can take OP seriously after the nude pics incident is beyond me.
For those who don't know, he pretended to be someone else, acquired nude pics, then postedposted them claiming they were his "girlfriend". He did this several times until girls in question started calling him out. Look back in the archives, the girls made timestamps and everything calling the scumbag out. When it became obvious he couldn't brush it under the rug, he made like BP and posted half assed apologies. He's a creep and a loser with way too much time and not enough responsibility.
>>23649166
Wow, I knew David was a tool, and he seems really creepy, but that's at a whole nother level. He's like the Elliott Rodger who wouldn't go outside.
>>23649166
Everytime it seems like Craterface reaches the limit of faggotry he goes further...
Poll bump
http://strawpoll.me/7055087
>>23649629
The fact that a poll I made so long ago is still being reposted makes me really happy.
EVERYBODY PLEASE VOTE.
>>23649649
The faggot will never leave though. The (negative) attention of soc is all he has in his sad, pathetic life.
>>23649166
hey, good job telling everyone to look in the archives! that way they'll be able to tell that this didn't fucking happen, weiner.
>>23649124
what part of
>hadn't posted for over a week
did you not understand
>>23649119
>picking that one thing out of the three things I posted
>not knowing that IQ is actually a really good indicator of most measures of success
also I was actually part of a study of (surprise) gifted children when I was twelve. had my IQ tested as a part of that.
>>23650104
OP is MAAAAAAD! I found the stuff he's talking about in the archives. David is just trying to cover up because he doesn't want to lose face in a place that already hates him. Such a douche, posting nudes of random people and claiming they're your gf. David is literally that kid in high school who had a "Canadian girlfriend" but of course you wouldn't meet her.
>>23650297
lmao, go ahead and post a link.
>>23650104
By "gifted study" what he really means was his teachers in special ed class told them all that they were geniuses.
>>23650345
this is a boring post
>>23650351
You're a boring person. You get what you give.
>>23650371
oooooooooooooooooooooookay
OP, post some of these nudes you shared. I'm too lazy to search the archives. Want to see if the chick was actually worth bragging about. Would be an actual difference from that chick you recently posted.
>>23642046
Damn boi u Ugly. Capital U
>>23650435
U-G-L-Y he ain't got no alibi, he ugly!
>>23650404
don't have the nudes I shared (all of which were done so consensually) on this computer, but here's a girl I've messed around with before.
>>23648744
Geez man don't do the whole "grammatical mistakes make your argument invalid" cop out, if that's really going to be your counter point then you're about just as clever and quick witted as I previously thought, it's pathetic man, have some respect, flaunting your IQ around like you have something to prove is even more cringe man, it only betrays even more insecurities about yourself. The "lel spanish" dismissive comeback is even worse dude, you're nothing more than a pathetic attention seeker and pseudo intellectual try hard. It's embarrassing man, really it is, I don't understand what you hope to achieve with all this negative attention you constantly receive. Not posting on /soc/ for a week as some kind of defense is not impressive dude, you still just live on here. Seek help.
TL;DR : Op is a try hard ugly faggot and pathetic creeper.
keep tipping that fedora there, try hard.
>>23650866
living on here and posting once a week are mutually exclusive
anyway, like I said earlier...there's not really an argument to argue against, just an insult which you seem to want to make your thesis. the level of discourse was set by you.
>>23650680
Doesn't count as messing around if it's purely online. Girl probably lives halfway across the world.
>>23642091
>>23651880
fucking lolz
>>23651880
this is really weird to see
>>23651432
we made out n stuff when i visited her in montreal last summer
>>23653169
Suuuuuuuure ya did. Do yourself a favor buddy and get off this site. Get some kind of life. So you don't have to pretend you have GFs to people online who don't give 2 fucks about you.
cas pls go
this thread is weirdly popular for the amount of people bitching about it, I am kinda new to /soc/ tho so crucify me
>>23653396
OP is basically a less attractive Brandon. People love to hate on him and he craves the attention because he doesn't get enough out of normal life. It's a symbiotic process.
>>23653421
I will assume Brandon is also a cam whoring guy who comes on every so often?
>>23653448
Yep
>>23653460
would I get hate if I started cam whoring without showing my face?
>>23653373
mmk
>>23653421
eh
>>23653473
yes but only if you're a normie
so fucking stupid who literally gives a shit about a random ugly faggot?
>>23654047
i would hope no one literally gives a shit in my general vicinity
can we please make this faggot kill himself
>>23654688
i'm gonna go ahead and veto that
>>23653873
do I look good enough to camwhore? yay or nay
>>23655744
awwe look at that tiny thing :3
>>23655898
thank you >/////<
>>23655744
Better than OP, so there's that. Not exactly a feat to be more attractive than him though.
>>23642046
what do you take your hydro for, anon?
i take oxy and morphine extended release for chronic pain, myself, but can enjoy it pretty often
>>23655036
gonna veto that too.. he is kinda cute and has a nice ass
>>23658207
Only dudes find this cringy dude attractive. He's got no conventional attractive qualities that women want. He's skeleton mode, weak, pasty, creepy looking and covered with acne scars.
>>23658265
>skeleton mode
this is a thing that many girls like
>weak
I mean, depends on your standard. I can deadlift 1.5x my bodyweight, which isn't *strong* but yeah.
>pasty
Plenty of girls who like this
>creepy looking
I like me
>acne scars
lol who cares
>>23657209
I took it for a kidney stone that had gone from my kidney into my ureter. In a week or so it'll probably head out the other end of the ureter, which I'm sure will be absolutely pain free and totally not torturous :) :) :) :)
>>23659178
When you weigh 100 soaking wet, 1.5x for a deadlift is pretty weak. Girls really don't like those other qualities that guy listed either. Pasty, rail thin, scrawny, weak white guys are a huge turnoff to most. You're more likely to get gay guys attention. You do look kinda creepy too
>>23659259
I would encourage you to read more about the science of female attraction
also spend five minutes on tumblr
in any case...strength standards are based on weight? do you even lift?
>>23660137
Jumping in here as you both are slightly misguided.
They aren't directly based on weight. A lot of variables go into it. Also, the values aren't directly proportional either. Being as skinny as you are, it's not as impressive for you to deadlift 1.5x your bodyweight than it would be for a 250lb dude. Plus, deadlifting is like 2x your bodyweight for average. It's the heaviest basic exercise aside from leg press. 1.5 squats would be better.
Also did you just seriously suggest to him that he look on tumblr to see girls who like your look? That's not normal female attraction, those chicks don't know what the hell they want from life. Lol at unironically using tumblr as a source of any kind. Are you a full blown SJW and 3rd wave feminist too?
>>23660196
>full blown sjw and 3rd wave feminist
yes, actually! so are most girls in college who aren't ed majors, but hey.
Anyway, I never said it was a great stat. I'm just not super weak.
>>23655907
Your penis small no offense but I'd prob peg your ass. You are a virgin right? Thought i saw you in a few virgin threads.
>>23660316
tfw you're into pegging
>>23642046
God I love a man in white briefs. Wanna show you're other side?
>>23660477
yeah sure
pretty average though not gonna lie
>>23660496
Average? Maybe in like Ethiopia or some shit. Eat something man.
>>23660496
I don't mind.
>>23660542
9% bodyfat, i'm fine.
>>23660572
<3
have another random pic
