Ideal boyfriend/girlfriend thread.
- Female.
- White or Hispanic.
- Thin or average build.
- Tattoos are fine, if they're tasteful they can be cute.
- Between 18 and 33.
- Enjoys working out, fantasy and science fiction, hiking, foreign languages, typical 4chan stuff etc.
- Has a stable job or is in full time education. I have a decent job but I can't pay for everything.
- Can cook or is willing to learn.
- Is open to being extremely submissive sexually. But also open to (her) fucking other people.
7 inch dick
>>23641522
Why not 8?
>>23641532
Can't fit in my canal. Trust I know what I like bruv
>>23641538
I have seven. It has made sex with smaller girls incredibly difficult and shitty
>>23641553
7 is a perfect snug size, maybe it's not your cock? I dunno but Let her go on top and take it all herself till she handles. Being extra rough with a 7 can be quite uncomfortable, but i love feelin sore so wrong person to talk bout that with. I feel the right amount of pain with 7, which I know anymore would just be too much.
>>23641578
Well that's how we resolved it. Her on top.
>>23641598
I love sitting on 6's can get really rough that way. Hope it works out for you man
>>23641609
We're no longer together. But yeah. I couldn't be too rough with her which was a shame
>>23641522
>>23641532
I'm just over 7, did not even slightly fit in my first gf. Not had a problem since but she was a small girl
>>23641522
I'm seven and I feel small still. Responses for me have been varied. Some girls think it's big and other don't. I've had a girl tell me that most of the guys she had have been from 10-12 inches!
Ideal girl:
Is interested in me,
At least a bit nerdy,
Cuddler.
Honestly physically I'm not fussed, just don't have a dick.
Me:
6ft2
White
Chubby but working hard in the gym.
Into cars, films, gaming, and various other things.
Say hey I don't bite,
Matteddy101 <snapchat
You know? Fuck it.
I want a girl who can evoke extreme emotions in me and breathe life into mine.
That's...all, really.
>>23641513
my ideal woman:
short
chubby
brown
fat ass
funny
- Female
- 25-35 years old
- White or Asian
- Average build
- More bodymodded than average (for a bodymodder)
- Financially independent
- Isn't a picky eater
- Drinks alcohol
- Outgoing, talkative and assertive
- Gamer/geek
- Doesn't smoke (aside from occasional 420)
- Independent personality
-Girl
-Intelligent, sophisticated, somewhat introverted, likes banter
-has good taste in /mu/sic
-likes to watch classic or art films
-will go to see concerts and operas with me
-likes to travel
-occasional weed smoker
-will put up with my foot fetish
I'm still hoping lads, maybe someday
>>23641578
I have a 7ish dick but I'm not sure if it wouldn't be too thin for your taste :(
-male
-18-30
-tall b/c im short (4'11 ;-;)
-has mass to him not necessarily buff though, lanky guys are a turn off
-ambitious
-opinionated, able to have a conversation
-financially responsible
-independent
-more extroverted than I am
-looks at me like how spongebob looks at a krabby patty....too much to ask?
>>23641732
oh and very faithful, only has eyes for me but I know thats basically non-existent oh well
(ಥ﹏ಥ)
>>23641732
>lanky guys are a turn off
word, same with skinny girls
>>23641761
haha yea I bet whats attractive about seeing rib cages? but fat rolls aren't that great either...its all about balance
Female
White/Asian
Pale
Dark hair
16-22
Patrician movie/music taste
Kinda short
Not incredibly extroverted
that's it
>>23641771
fuck you i love fat rolls
>>23641513
-Female
-Latina or Middle Eastern
-Not stick thin or overweight, just healthy
-Long, healthy dark hair
-Glasses
-19-24
-Sweet, calm, honest, compassionate, rational
-Quick to forgive, willing to take a constructive approach to a conflict instead of just stubbornly stewing in the emotions
-Tolerant and able to get along with just about everyone, doesn't hold prejudices or dislike anyone for superficial shit like race or political views
-Enjoys the simple things, able to call a day of doing nothing together a good day, and at the same time down for new experiences and adventures
-One of those people that's just quick to like things in general
-Able to respect me without putting me on a pedestal, sees eye to eye with me and isn't afraid to challenge me
-Enjoys listening to me ramble
-Loyal, of course
-Doesn't have any difficult kinks, mostly vanilla when it comes to sex and doesn't place a lot of importance on it
-Loves MY cooking
-Clean, tidy, and organized enough to make up for me
-Has had one or two boyfriends before. Not a ton, just enough to know how to do a relationship
>>23641800
haha sorry fat rolls are nice too i guess
>>23641771
fuck you i love rip-cages
>>23641732
You sound cute. Is 6'0 tall enough?
-male
-18-24
-white
-tall (6'4" or over is perf but at least 6')
-slim/medium/ottermode
-dark medium length hair, light eyes
-quiet, intelligent, funny, plays video games
-affectionate (likes holding hands, cuddling, etc)
-deep voice
>>23641513
29 m. Ideal girlfriend:
>Between 5'0"- 5'7"
>Curvy, possibly pear.
>Has been to college.
>Doesn't think sex needs to happen all the time (trust me, it get's really boring).
>Is not the typical sports, Netflix, wine or alcohol type of girl.
>entrepreneur of some sort a plus.
>Not so into her looks. :\
>Possibly into good music.
>Will tell me secrets
>Monogamous and would never cheat or hurt me
>Into giving back to communities sometimes.
>Non-smoker
>Good at drawing, photography, design, or any other creative outlet.
>Possibly been to school for that creative career.
>Gets humor. Serious all the time is a huge turn off.
>Doesn't think my dick is too small.
>Hidden musical talents
>Wants to live together and start a house. Not necessarily have kids right away, but have a place I can run my business out of, plant succulents near the window, and dress the place up like ID magazines.
There's more, but whatev's
>ideal
Basically impossible would settle for much less:
Virgin will wait for marriage
Petite like 5'4 or less
A cups
Wants 4 kids
Any race, dark hair/eyes/features
No thongs just cute cotton panties
Doesn't look at much porn
Not super basic, just a little basic
Doesn't argue and respects my decisions
Likes being spanked
Glasses
:^)
>>23642717
>>23641732
I fit a lot of that. Skype is Kek_Kats if interested.
Me:
>6'0 and still growing
>white
>chubby but planning to work out soon (we could work out together <3)
>Strawberry blonde hair, medium in length. Planning to grow it out. My hair is super thick.
>quiet and reserved normally, but I am super talkative and energetic once I find like-minded people I can open up to!
>love humor, albeit my humor is very dark
>reasonably intelligent, but I really value modesty. I'll never know everything, and that just motivates me to learn something everyday.
>love having long drawn out conversations, and love thinking about concepts that could be.
>play video games a lot. PC mostly, but I also have ps3, ps4, and 3ds.
>love a really wide range of movies, favorites include Tron, Pulp Fiction, and The Big Lebowski
>like some light anime such as Yu Yu Hakusho or Case Closed. Trigun is great.
>really into music. Play bass and guitar, and am setting up a home recording studio.
>complete hopeless romantic, would love to cuddle and do things together
>location: midwest america (I'm okay with distance if it can transition into in person eventually)
Petite, blonde girl with a good sex drive, not too boring, preferably around 20yo.
ideal partner
>male
>20-29
>rich and willing to pay for my shit
(i actually really dont care but boy itd be nice medic school is expensive)
>brown hair
>light skin preferred but idc
>funny
>very intelligent
>likes computers/video games
>is passionate about their hobbies
>attractive
>likes snuggling
>smells good
>short hair
>likes me as a person
me
>19
>f
>white
>wedding photographer/EMT in medic school
>likes watching tv, painting, drawing, listening to music
>i like everything, mostly industrial hip hop/noise rap
>green hair
>5'4, a lil bit chubby (140 ish)
i can't think of anything else about me or my ideal partner
>>23642866
6'1
auburn hair
24
vidya
like snuggles
always told i smell good
short hair
kik? skype?
-Female
-21-27
-Average-chubby
-Between 5'4''-5'9''
-Glasses
-Dark hair or unatural color
-Mixed race
-Tattoos and piercings. Not covered, but a few
-Non-smoker
-Non-drug user. Moderate weed use at most.
-Can play an instrument
-Not a big gamer
-Have a steady job/income and/or going to school
-Dat ass
-Independent in the sense of having your own views on politics/religion/etc
-Doesn't mind staying in and binge watching shows like It's Always Sunny, but is also up for a night out to get drunk and people watch
-Likes to travel
-Doesn't mind me watching a football/baseball/sports game in peace, or will watch with me
-Sexually submissive most of the time.
-Laid back, not too sensitive and don't get offended easily
-Have a sense of humor
-Willing to try new things/introduce me to new things
-Is okay with me being friends with exes
-Is trusting and doesn't get jealous easily
- gender doesn't matter but prefer male slightly over female
- race doesn't matter but black slightly higher for females, Asian slightly higher for males
- chubby to fat build, caps at roughly 35 bmi for males, no cap for females
- between 18 and 30
- not an idiot
- enjoys psychedelic drugs
- hopefully likes cuddles as much as sex, if not more
I'd also like if they were into the same music and shit as me but not a deal breaker
>>23642866
You sound awesome. I love death grips and clipping, even if you don't want any romantic shit going on I would love to talk to you about industrial / noise hip hop
My kik is gwenisreal
>>23642866
>green hair
lmfao
>>23642942
it is fun, my friend
>>23642940
i will kik you right now
>>23642900
sure, skype is bigboobtitboob
>>23641513
>good heart
>old soul but young in spirit
>clingy romantic
>spiritual
>into nature and animals
>into art
>into cartoons, fantasy and science fiction
Looks are irrelevant, but I kinda like plain looking skinnyfat girls.
>female
>short, 5'1 to 5'3
>white, redheaded porcelain goddess
>is okay with my open marriage
>kinky
>interested in being slutty with me
>enjoys relaxing and doesn't have to be super busy all the time.
Maybe I'm asking too much. :(
>>23643088
>white, redheaded porcelain goddess
This is perfection
My recurrent problem is that I like slutty girls but they often make terrible partners. Slutty and emotionally exclusive is perfect.
Ideal man.
One who likes me.
>>23643806
Well tell us about yourself then.
>>23641663
actually a realistic ideal girl, you go guy!
I hope you find love :D
>>23641513
- Asian or natural redhead (bonus points for freckles)
- cute face
- into sex
- not above 1.70m
- kinky
- good teeth/nice smile
- decent education or still studying
- doesn't mind me gaming
- loves showering together
- loyal/monogamous
Ass and boobs not really important, but prefer ass over boobs
>>23644175
Oh ye, she has to be a white/asian female.
Me:
- white
- male
- black hair
- blue eyes
- 1.86m (6'1)
- 22 years old
- dutch
- fulltime job
Kik: alwaysdrunk420
>>23643422
I love redheads. I was with one once and I miss it so bad.
Her:
White/Asian
Ginger or black hair
Likes cuddling.
Not a feminist
Decent education, we can actually talk about something interesting.
Clingy
Not a land whale.
18-23
Not materialistic.
>>23641513
I'm Male, 6' tall, 32 years old [look about 25]
with Blue eyes, and Dark Blond, Light Chestnut Hair
with an athletic average figure.
Nordic-English European Heritage
I'm pretty down to earth, and relaxed.
my Ideal Girl
Female 6 feet tall or shorter
aged 18 to 25, Virgin
Asian or Caucasian, Light or Pale skin
Shoulder length or Longer Black Hair
Native English or Japanese
Feminine personality
Female
is okay with an online relationship cause I think dates and shit like that is just a waste of money
is better than me at league and willing to teach me
Ideal
>Female
>Asian (Not a fob)
>Pale, light skin
>19-23
>Enjoys keeping fit
>Likes traveling and experiencing new things
Ideal
- Girl
- 18-20
- Likes games and is competetive
- B~C tits
- Like sex and has same fetishes like piss and outdoors
- likes my cooking
- does not care about makeup
- wants many pets
- is clean and want things around her to be tidy
>ideal female
female
>>23641714
aww this is cute, but define intelligent and sophisticated?
Ideal Girl
- 18-20
- white or asian
- idc too much for looks but skinny-chubby
- similar sense of humour to me
- likes to cuddle
- watch cartoons with-
- play videogames with
im not too picky just someone with a similar personality to me ;-; (I normally fk around a lot and meme n sheet)
>>23642777
>Likes being spanked
Hnnng
Me
>21, 5'6, chubby guy
>white
>very nerdy/ dorky
>likes the outdoors
>loves cooking
>vidya/ tv & movies
>cuddles
>perpetually alone
Her
>shorter than I am
>white or Asian
>average/ chubby
>nerdy
>wants to be cute and cook together
>can take a joke
>enjoys coffee as much as I do
The bar is set so fucking low, but I'll never find the one
>>23642717
Me:
>male
>20
>6'2"
>slim
>hair is dark/golden brown, short at the moment(waiting for it to grow), green-grey eyes
>quiet(maybe), (can't tell if I'm intelligent or funny), I do play vidyas
>like cuddling and massaging
>some people have said that I'd be good voice-actor
My ideal person:
>as tall as me if a guy, otherwise don't care for height
>slim, curvy or fit
>open-minded, can talk about anything
>into nerdy stuff(vidyas, movies)
>loving and caring
-Female
-Into drugs/experimentation
-loves nature walks
-kinky
-awkward
-not dependent on social media
Ideal would be
>Human
>healthy, so no smokers, addicts or obese/anorexia
>loves nature, enjoys being outside
>can at least tolerate nerd shit like star wars, pokemon etc
>social
>18-25 years old
>Not a picky eater
>>23642606
yeah totally ^_^
>Female or trap
>White or Asian
>Skinnier than me
>Possibly tattoos on her thigh
>Between 25 and 35
>Enjoys traps and younger people
>Aggressive and motherly
>Has a career
>Will let me do most of the housework and cook
>Dominant sexually, into petplay
>>23645477
weird...you described me haha
>>23650270
do you have a kik or skype?
>>23644096
Lol, my 0 responses says otherwise
>>23650458
I know how you feel
Me :
- 18, very white french chubby boy.
- It's been a while since the last time I measured myself but I have to be between 5'7 and 5'9, I honestly don't know.
- I like to listen to music, to write, to read -mangas and novel-, to watch shows and anime, to play videogames and to play tabletop RPG.
- I'm a dreamer and I want to be a writer.
- Some qualities: Funny, smart, very (too ?) nice.
- Some flaws : Angry quickly (but I'm not violent), perfectionist, sarcastic (which often makes me look like a arrogant jerk)
- I'm depressed but fuck this illness, I will win.
Her :
- Female.
- white or asian.
- average, curvy, chubby... I don't really care about the body even if I strongly like chubby.
- tattoos are ok but I strongly dislike piercings (but we never know)
- between 16 and 20
- open-minded, nice, faithful, smart
- have same hobbies as me
- same humor
- I can talk to her like a friend.
>>23641714
Seems like me except for weed smoking
I want a lazy and smart girl
Preferably cute and wears cute underwear
Ideal girl:
>20-26
>Shy
>Submissive
>Preferably average/slim body
>Dark hair, long
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself, educated
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required to be daily, but often as we see fit)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive, can deal with/enjoy my banter when depressed or long winded talks/stories
>Puts effort into the relationship
>Does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day
>Would love to have pets (I do love cats)
>Loyal
>Honest
>>23641513
Ideal Girl
>female
>white or asian
>18-25
>from thin to slightly chubby
>probably no taller than 5'10-5'11
>likes anime + manga
>enjoys lolita fashion or cosplay
>has few to no tattoos or piercings
>has a job and ambitions of their own
>is forward and outgoing
>I don't have to carry the entire conversation and set the agenda every time
Me
>22 year old guy
>white, 5'10
>average build
>medium length hair, blue eyes
>spend most of my time programming, watching anime, or fixing up a computer or server setup I have
>other time spent playing with my husky puppy
>>23650314
can you tell me yours please? I really don't want to put it here and get hundreds of unwanted dick pics
Ideal guy:
>24-32
>Caucasian
>Skinny or fit
>5'7+
>Intelligent
>Driven in career or hobby
>Would return a lost wallet
>Laid back, rarely if ever angry
>Likes women, thinks world is mostly good
>Non-smoker, non-drug user
>Monogamous
>Doesn't want kids
Me:
>28, baby face
>White/Asian hapa
>Thin, pancake chest
>5'7
>Pale with long dark hair
>Shy, introverted
>Creative
>Girly, enjoy innocent things
>Like indoorsy activities such as reading, games, drawing, writing, learning
>>23651246
illnameitlater
>>23651304
>thinks world is mostly good
Anyone who thinks this is at least one of the following:
-young
-stupid
-pampered
No exceptions.
>>23651403
Fair enough. I could've used better wording. I just meant someone who doesn't hate everything.
>>23651304
You sound like a pretty nice person in general. I dig that.
Ideal guy:
22-32
Sociable and charismatic
Likes being with a shy girl who has a little anxiety & helping her
Sexually compatible, loves my body
Respects my thoughts and opinions
Educated or experienced in some field
Passionate, and most likely ambitious
A bit nerdy, but doesn't spend too much time gaming
Able to grow facial hair
Probably wears glasses
Doesn't have to be a comedian, but at least has a sense of humor
Doesn't want more than a couple children
Affectionate & handsy
Likes cats
>>23651453
>>23651304
>tfw not in the US, Canada or Europe
Shame, you are my ideal woman
>>23651304
Welp this is me
>>23642717
I am not going to sperg about this shit but what's up
>>23651304
you remind me of a girl that posted in /fit/
>>23651447
Thanks anon. Nice of you to say.
>>23651680
Where are you?
>>23651702
Contact info?
>>23651756
Sorry, I haven't been to /fit/. I mostly look at /ic/ or /adv/.
>>23651796
oh well, you are right up my ally hit me up
optimisprime89
Female
5'2 - 5'9
Not fat
Big boobs (C and over)
Dark hair
Cute face
Must like metal
Honest
Has good values
compassionate
politically incorrect
moral and intellectual consistency
good team player
>>23651453
Have a kik?
>>23642717
I am all of those things, except my hair is pretty long.
>>23651796
Mexico
>>23651304
You seem sweet and we match up well but I am probably far too cynical and angry.
>>23651919
Wouldn't mind messaging you if you gave me your kik
>>23652260
Artfan432
This thread is so fucking pathetic
>>23652645
Welcome to /soc/
>>23651832
too bad im 5 foot :( I'd be perfect otherwise, sucks for you
>>23653232
Hey if everything else about you is what he listed then you sound awesome... Kik?
>>23641732
>-tall b/c im short (4'11 ;-;)
EXTREMELY SHORT GIRLS NEED TO FUCK OFF AND NEED TALL GUYS ALONE
This really pisses me off. Why do you do that?
>>23653264
Haha well 6 foot 3 guy here
>>23653237
can you tell me yours? kinda don't wanna post it here for obvious reasons haha
>>23653283
Haha understood. Klypto928
>>23641796
I'm all of it. Asian, 18, skinny, 162 cm. But I have no patrician taste.
>>23653315
Where are you from?
>>23650175
Here I am. I so hate picky eaters too.
me:
>18
>asian
>I like being outside in the nature, but I would rather sleep at home than go to city or noisy places
>I tolerate well, really well
>I like to socialize with smart people
>>23653322
Czech Republic
>>23653349
You are my ideal. And we are the same age. I am just one year older.
What is your type?
Me:
>19
>white
>Medium build
>Outdoorsy, Nerdy
>Have a lot of drive and working towards dream job
>Introverted but not socially anxious
>MBTI: ISTP
>>23653356
Too bad we are so far away... I'm from the USA.
>>23653358
I'm sorry, still that girl from Czech Republic :(
But you're my kind of guy
>>23653367
Would you like to chat?
>>23653375
we can. Snapchat?
>>23653380
Klypto09281989
>>23653386
Is that your birthday?
>>23653391
Haha yes
>>23653356
Got anything other than snapchat? And where in CR?
>>23653232
I can take the pocket edition haha
No sign of the perfect girl in this thread, and if she'd lurking, there's too many better guys anyway
>>23653774
I sense a lack of self confidence. You won't find anyone with that kind of attitude m8. Actually it's a big turn off for them.
>>23653734
Why do you ask?
>>23654015
Because you sound sweet, I may meet you in Prague and I like knowing outdoorsy Czech people because I want to go hiking/camping there.
>>23653790
It's not that I dont have self confidence, it's just going from being in a relationship, to nearly a year without one, with only a few dates here and there that go nowhere, it just makes me loose my hopefulness. Makes me feel like there's nobody near me that wants a guy like me
Ideal girlfriend?
- Female.
- Definitely not someone who frequents /soc/.
The same principle applies here as does in bars/clubs. You can find a hookup there, but your chances of finding an ideal mate are pretty fucking low.
>>23654122
Women are not gonna stick around if you can't even convince yourself that you're worth her time. Also I don't know if you do that but if you drop all that breakup baggage to them you're gonna scare them for sure.
Otherwise, I recommend you watch this movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117802/
-Female
-Scene
-Small or tall, no inbetween.
-Little chub, or skinny
-Enjoys gaming
-Uses 4chan
-Not a hoe
>Female
>Early to mid 20's
>Is intelligent and possesses communication skills
>Independent
>Artsy
>Sassy as fuck
>Passionate about whatever subject interests her most
>Dyed red hair
>Pale skin
>Somewhere near my height; I'm 5'7 so 5'6 to 5'8 would be best
Since this is only an ideal, I would never expect a woman to fulfill all these attributes, and in reality I also had feelings for people who only possess a few of them.
>Female
>Intelligent
>Able to hold her own in an argument
>Open to new ideas intellectually
>Not a smoker
>Knows how to cook
>Physically fit
>Decides mostly with her brain and not her emotions
>Kinky
>Not clingy and jealous
>Not taller than me
>Able to pick me up when im down
Me:
Male, 22
6'3'', chubby
Animal/nature lover
Slightly pessimistic, antisocial
Drug friendly
Ideal living would be owning a farm or kennel
Ideal:
Female
5'3-6'2
No body type preference
Drug friendly
Optimistic
Kik: fireworkswell
>>23641513
>female
>white
>prefer thin, but i don't mind fat girls
>pure. preferably never had sex. we wouldn't even have to have sex.
>around my age (18)
>not a NORMIE. likes books and videogames and and is friendly and energetic
>has short hair, or is willing to cut her hair. i'm seriously in love with short hair, no matter who
>i prefer big boobs, but in the end it doesn't really matter, any size will do.
>>23641672
Amen to that! Just someone to evoke feeling in me.
>Female
>24-35
>Will go to museums, bookstores and record shops with me
>Cool with random butt grabs and kisses on the neck
>Has a dorky passion or two
>Solid road trip partner
>Likes to talk about stuff both deep and stupid, even if its in an introverted (text) sorta way
>Up for the occasional super indulgent binge weekend and some real travel
Me:
>Can sensually roll around in bed sheets like you wouldn't believe
>Tallish
>Glasses
>Red cheeks
>Writer of bad songs
>Expert bear hug provider
>>23651453
I love cats!
>>23651470
qt af
>>23654832
everyone tells me I should name her Mittens.
>>23641648
Just remember. They aren't taking out a ruler when the bone comes out. They have no idea outside of being a professional dick measurer
Here's me
>Male
>18
>Superior nordic genes
>6.2ft 191cm
>Slim
>Hobbies are video games and want to try a piano.
>I like to walk through my neighbourhood in the night
>I'm a bit shy, but usually open up quickly.
>I have high standards, but they usually drop when a person spends time with me.
>Don't buy smokes, but will smoke if I get offered
>Job is low pay while studying and living at home
>Would rate my self 7/10
Ideal would be
>Female
>Race is not a big deal.
>Non-religious or mild religious.
>From nordic countries, but not necesarily roots here
>Tall or very small. No inbetween 170cm-ish (5.5)
>Skinny or a little chubby is fine.
>A little scene, edgy kind is almost essential. (Neon colored hair, fair use of makeup, scene styled clothes)
>Also enjoy video games
>Use 4chan
>Should enjoy walks in the night
>A happy go lucky or a relaxed personality is welcome. Innocence is much welcome.
>redhead,obviously
>chubby but not fat, something on skinnyfat range
>wears glasses
>big natural breasts
>is intrested in anything tech related
>have actual interests instead of following trends
>is open listener
>is not needy
>don't drink too hard
>does not advocate lying
>knows that introducing me to everyone she knows can result in bad things
>is freaky at bed
>>23654912
oh and me
>chubby but good upper body strength
>growing beard
>does not wear glasses
>brown skin
>artist/ becoming one
>learn things quickly
>stay reclusive
>shy
>would do plenty for someone i would truly trust, but it seems like a distant dream for now
>>23654840
Please post more cat pics.
>>23641648
That girl was probably overestimating or is extremely selective. My canal isn't even 7 inches deep, so I can't imagine wanting more than that.
Ideal BF
>don't care about physical appearance at all but not fat
>Don't be autist or complete different views
>cosplay or craft with me
>introvert and doesn't go out much.
O-One day.
>>23655568
that me -__-
>>23655413
What kind of Asian are you, that you're in Czech Republic?
You
>Male
>18-22
>live in the US
>Tall (6'+)
>idc what you look like, just not like super obese
>Plz be funny/silly
>easy going
>Artsy
>rad man
>Wants to go on adventures/travel
>Not republican
>Idc about religion, believe what you want
Me
>18/f/usa
>Chubby
> Tall 5'10"ish
>Artsy
>Agnostic
>I don't do drugs, but idc if you do
>very positive/happy.
kik is abazaba18
>>23655568
Have a kik?
>>23641513
Ideal Guy:
-White preference but I've seen some lighter toned guys that were definite qt3.14's
-I love glasses, but that isn't needed
-Has to be a nerd/weeb (show me your animus & mangos)
-Supportive that's going to help me reach my goals and has my back when shit hits the fan
-Goal/life/career driven, but won't up and ditch me if I happen to fall behind
-Has some sort of passion (it's fucking adorable when someone goes on about something they like, even if I have no clue what the hell it is)
-LOVES him some vidya (seeing as it's my number one hobby, I want a cute nerd I can play with, and isn't picky about console or PC)
-Physically I'm all for those skinny guys, someone I can carry to bed
-Perverted (a guy that would let me lick/but his butt all day, every day)
-Intelligent (not genius level, but someone that knows about how the world works and knows quite a bit about it)
-A home body (I like to get out now and then, but I don't do clubs or parties with a fuck ton of drinking)
-A guy that wants to share things
-Doesn't care about my weird porn or kinks (collars and leashes, baby)
I'm... more than sure I left out a few details, but I did this for fun seeing as how I'm bored. Kind of a tough question if you ask me.
White and nerdy gives me nerd boners.
>>23655829
Frick, forgot to add that I, myself have the penis as well.
And I've dated guys that were incredibly needy, so it would have to be someone that can be apart but not need my constant life updates via text or calls.
And age is just a number to me, man.
>>23655572
huh?
>>23655754
I guess I can make one
Ideal gf:
>White
>Adventurous, even if its just trying new food or randomly going to a party.
>Knowledgeable. Its awesome when a girl can sit there and tell me about things they are into
>Don't dress like a special snowflake. You can be punk or weeb or whatever. That is cool. I should not be embarrassed to take you out of the house though.
>A horrible person. I have a thing for terrible people. If you laugh at the kid who falls down the stairs, then you are the girl for me. Just don't be all emotional and social justicy.
If anything like this exists, at least let me know .
>>23641672
I like you
>>23643057
Plain looking skinnyfat girl who fits all of the above here but why on earth is that what you want
>>23655829
Do you play on PS4?
>>23656146
Y'know, I've been contemplating that or the XBone, and I can't see the reason to buy either YET. Both have pros and cons... uh...rambling, in short? Not currently.
>>23656167
yeah, sometimes you end up regretting one console and then you waste money buying games to justify the purchase.
I'd say go for PS4 if only because the online subscription will actually give you good deals.
>>23656178
Yeah... Microsoft has kind of... well they blow ass at times. I did end up with a lot of neat, free games with XBL though.
My brother is on the 4 as well, so it's a major selling point for me.
Hmm alright let's see, I'm bi so I'll do 2 of these I guess. Most of this isn't required just ideal
Ideal guy:
>nice hair
>brown eyes
>freckles
>dimples
>tan
>lanky
>likes nerdy things but not exclusively
>outdoorsy
>loves animals
>cuddly
>can carry a decent conversation (doesn't have to be super extroverted)
>qt laugh
>doesn't take self too seriously
>will watch horror movies with me
>is okay with me supporting him emotionally once we get close
>sings sometimes even if he has a terrible voice
>puts up with my terrible jokes and all over the place personality
Ideal girl:
>tiddy
>nice hands so I can hold them all the time
>okay with me being super affectionate always
>chill personality
>that's all
>>23656185
the only online games I ended up playing were dark souls and borderlands.
I got my PS4 for $175 on craigslist, almost perfect condition with a controller and cables. If you're trying to buy a console it's worth a shot.
>>23656202
I may at least end up with a 4 in my house considering the roommate wants one for FF XV. So I guess it's likely.
DAAAAAAAYUM... $175? Lucky.
>>23656195
I'd say I fit the guy part, but I'm missing out on a few of the points you had.
I'm >>23655829
>>23656230
Do you have a kik? I'd love to talk more.
>>23656195
I've got blue eyes and no freckles, but otherwise it sounds like a fit. Tell us a bit about yourself?
>>23656242
Yarp. FluffyLandshark is me Kik, add at your leisure sir... or madame, etc.
>>23656230
Probably should have mentioned that I'm a girl haha
>>23656195
What did you think of V/H/S?
>>23656264
Doesn't bother me none.
I woke up with a head of lettuce next to me in bed. These are dark times..
>>23656261
Hey really? I thought I was being way too picky hello
Yeah the freckles/eye color don't really matter, just something I notice on people at first glance
Sure, here's me:
>18/f
>a little slow to warm up at times but then really outgoing
>cringy romantic when I like someone
>science-y, I do cancer research and I'm majoring in biology
>sometimes too logical
>into nature/outdoorsy
>loves animals a lot
>skinnyfat but working on it
>almost flat chested with a gr8 booty (I'm so unbalanced help)
>likes Pokemon, shitty documentaries, and horror movies
>short-ish attention span
>makes a lot of bad puns
>brown hair/green eyes
>>23656281
VHS? It's a little outdated but I like the nostalgic feel
>>23656285
Oh okay cool :-) Well the guy one was weirdly specific so I don't actually expect anyone to completely match it
>>23656308
>almost flat chested with a gr8 booty (I'm so unbalanced help)
That is my dream girl's body shape.
Location?
>>23656315
Yeah, I'll give it credit for how its plots play out subtly most of the time. I liked the second one more, but only because of the third video. Are you going to get the new Pokemon games coming out?
>>23656315
Be as specific as you want. It's an "ideal" mate, you'd know what you like best.
And suppose I'll post my ideal gal:
Shorter
Slim/athletic/curvy
All races, hair and eye colors are fine but I do have a soft spot for redheads
Wears glasses
Intelligent and (more importantly) intellectually curious
Has hobbies and interests, will teach me about hers and will at least indulge me in mine.
Enjoys museums and aquariums and zoos and art and such.
Fancy theater and restaurant dates.
Puts up with me being alternately goofy joking and sappy romantic.
Ambitious
Eventually wants a family
Loves my puppy
Me:
5'11", in decent shape
Blue eyes and brown hair
Educated and good career that I mostly enjoy
Nerd about science and history and economics and such
Cook a ton and enjoy exotic food
Like reading and sports and video games and plays/musicals
>>23656322
Haha if only guys around here thought that way
DC area, you?
>>23656325
Whoops I wasn't sure what you were talking about so my reply was about VHS tapes lmao
The old Pokemon games are amazing, I just bought a custom GB Advance specifically to play FireRed
Yeah I'm pumped! I think Go is coming out around the same time too. What's your favorite generation?
>>23656366
Texas.
You can still hit my kik up if you want to talk or trade pics or whatever the fuck else.
mrcoffee92
>>23656366
It's gotta be 4; the atmosphere in Sinnoh was relaxing to me, and the music was probably at its best in either 4 or 5. I've been playing through a hack of Black 2 recently.
Do you have a kik? My id's fireworkswell
>male
>older than 20
>doesn't mind that I'm poo in loo
>recovering NEET interested in self-improvement
>not fat
>likes self-study
>high sex drive
Came from the /r9k/ ideal bf/gf bread
>>23656400
Location?
oh hi.
on another note.. I'm much more into older guys so if you're younger than 26 there's almost no chance. sorry :(
>>23656356
Forgot to add that she should ideally be kinky and submissive, sexually adventurous and GGG, etc.
>>23656308
How can I say hello?
ideal bf:
-kinda absentminded
-is really passionate about his interests
-believing in the paranormal is a plus
-creative, possibly a social outcast
-good sense of humor
-under 22
me:
-18/f/us
-pretty short, dark hair, really pale
-lots of interests, wide taste in music
-watch cartoons with me
>>23656685
Why are you interested in an outcast?
>>23651832
might as well do the me part of the deal...
Me:
Male
26
5'11
svelte
long hair
mustache and goatee
metal head
good ear
prefers practical over fancy
enjoys simple things
skype:stlaurent.andre
>>23656685
If only I were a bit younger.
>>23641513
-Female
-Kinky
-Submissive
-Attractive (8+)
-Smart (IQ 115+)
-INTJ, INFP, ENFP, INTP
-White/East Asian
-Fashionable
-Open-minded
-Not emotionally fucked
-Sociable
>>23651796
Trewolfe is my contact info
>>23655829
Kik: intro.nathan
Skype: intro.nathan
Maybe me?
>E Asian
>Nerd, not weeb. Don't look the part.
>willing to help those who help themselves
>very goal/career driven ENTJ
>Passionate about Econ/Finance
>Plays PC (league and GW2)
>kinkiest straight person I know
>intelligent 3.97 college GPA 99th percentile SATs. Follow world news. Read primarily in English some in French.
>hate clubs like going out
>shares some things
>I fucking love kinks
Me:
M/19/WA
Straight
5'10-11"
Brown hair, green eyes
60's movie star build
Ideal girl
19-24
Close to my height
healthy weight or fit
Outgoing
Funny
Good looking
Not a emotional train wreck
Values cleanliness
Will tolerate my love of weaponry. (If you are a belt fed automatic 12 gauge shotgun you get bonus points)
NOT SJW.
Don't care what race or religion.
>>23656878
Unless you like dudes too, I'm not for you. I forgot to mention that I was a guy, but I posted again saying so.
>>23656878
you should make a fetlife account, you'd get decent luck there.
>>23641810
kik? :)
me:
- 21 / m / Europe
- in university doing maths + philosophy
- into art, visiting exhibitions / performances
- dabble in photography / filmmaking
- 185 cm, ~70kg
- somewhat stereotypical left-wing fuccboi
- cooks well
- quite messy (but hygienic)
- average sex drive but open to kinks
- rarely play vidya these days
gf:
- 19-21 / Europe
- well dressed (this is vain but I have a great admiration for people who have their own style)
- is artistically talented (but not necessarily intent on pursuing a career in the arts - bonus points if she is)
- independent, does not rely on me too much on support
- only physical criterion is I'm not attracted to heavy girls; mid-chubby would be max for me
- for the sake of the thread, absolute ideal would be: mixed race, 170-175 cm tall, small breasts and round butt
- being bilingual is hot
- would agree to go on spontaneous adventures with me
- is in sync with me personally regarding when I want to be serious or just be goofy and chat shit (but this is really just interpersonal chemistry which is a requirement in any healthy relationship)
contact: [email protected]
>>23656685
kik?
>>23656195
do you have any throwaway contact info?
>>23656685
Wanna watch cartoons together? ^-^
>>23651735
dying at work
>>23651936
long hair is still lovely! medium/long is always nice
>>23658827
yeah, I'm stuck at work and bored out of my mind. add me on kik if you want to talk for a while, at fireworkswell (I played a lot of dragon's dogma)
Me:
>29/M/CA
>White (American mutt)
>5'11" 180lb
>/soc/ usually says I'm a 7 when I post pics, and would be an 8 if I lost 20lbs
>Urban lumberjack kind of fashion sense, upscale/classy when I have an excuse to wear it.
>Not KHV, have been in an LTR, but been single for a few years since.
>Decently educated
>Highly educated upper middle class family
>Not a NEET, but currently back in college after working through my 20s. I did small business PR writing/photography and want to do the same for a large company.
>Very socially fluent, but kind of awkward when it comes to initiating with women
>Former weeb, still enjoy anime but it's pretty low down my list of interests
>Into vidya, but not in a hardcore way.
>Outdoorsy, especially skiing and hiking.
>Dominant side of neutral
>Pretty vanilla
Her:
>Any race, but no ghetto queens, cholas, etc.
>24-32 or so.
>Petite
>Face>Legs>Ass>Tits.
>Healthy bodyweight, neither skelly or fat
>Cute face
>Anything but blonde
>Middle- or upper-class background
>Not devoutly religious
>Politically centrist with educated opinions based on logic, not rhetoric
>Good education and a decent career (STEM is a major plus)
>Intelligent, but humble about it
>Not vegetarian/vegan or any other weird diet
>Mentally stable, reasonably confident and positive
>No drugs, moderate alcohol
>Enjoys travel and the outdoors
>Likes anime and vidya casually but isn't obsessed with them
>Nice fashion sense, classy/cute feminine.
>Strong libido but mostly vanilla tastes, enjoys sex for sex and not as some weird dominance play game.
>Not looking for kids
So I say all of that stuff, but it's really more about personal compatibility than anything else. I just want a girl who spergs out about the same stuff as me once in a while, who finishes my sentences and vice versa, etc.
>>23656685
Me but I'm 25
Her
>White or Asian / white
>Age 19-24 / 22 would be perfect
>5'4 - 6'0 / 5'4 would be cute
>Around 120lbs / 117lbs is good size
>Big breast / 32 D would be great
>Blonde medium to short hair
>Cute face
>Blue eyes
>Virgin
>Honest and hard working
>Sweet, kind, and trustworthy
>mature but can be silly
>/fit/ but not to much
>Tomboy
>Nice legs
>Enjoys Anime, Video Games, Cosplay, Cons, and Film
>has an accent
>Agnostic
>Open to different ideas and views
>Wants a Monogamous Relationship
>Wants kids
ME
>White
>22/M/RI
>weight 129lbs
>height 5'9
>Black brown hair
>green eyes
>Artsy
>Enjoys Video games and Anime
>Cosplay
>Con goer
>I aim high with my goals and work hard to achieve them
>More Dominant
>Educated
>I'm very open and honest
>I care deeply about those closest to me
>family is important
>I'm aware of my flaws and work to move beyond them
>I get rated 7-8 by others in terms of looks
> I'm a person who believes people shouldn't just settle to what is presented and work to achieve and discover
>>23658900
Haha thats me :) too bad I'm too young for you
>>23656356
Do you have a kik? I think we'd get along well
>>23660792
>>23660813
Seem cool :) I'm interested and have kik if you'd like to talk more! Lmk :)
>>23641513
>Female
>White with Brunette hair
>18-19
I understand people don't always agree with what you do in life but I wish I could find someone who agrees with my hobbies
>Enjoys playing music ,going to shows, enjoys the outdoors, and living an active lifestyle
>Loves dogs
THE DREAM
>>23660813
Indeed, my kik is wutangisforever
Ideal girl-
>Early to mid 20s.
>Bookish.
>I'm a sucker for skinny chicks with pale skin and black hair.
>Interested in trying new things.
>A little clingy.
Me-
>Slim white guy.
>Reads way too much.
>Pale with short blond hair.
>6-1
>21 years old
>Works more than full time.
>Loves exploring, seeing new things.
>Unable to travel due to work.
>Loves cooking, is actually good at it.
>Dissappears for months at a time with only email contact.
>>23641513
Female
-White, or african/mixed but still mostly white (Call me racist, don't really care)
-Thin/thick/athletic build. A n inch or two shorter than myself (I'm six feet tall, so tall girls in general)
-Would prefer no tattoos, but if they're tasteful and not cliche or completely out there, then why not.
-Prefer 19-23, but would be fine with 17/18 if they were emotionally mature (I'm 19)
-Total geek but still likes to actually go outside, shooting, camping, hiking, etc. Can handle dark sense of humor. Likes to join me in my hobbies but also has plenty of her own, or can understand if I want to do something myself.
-Couldn't stress enough that they're emotionally stable and open to new ideas/concepts. Can also accept when someone feels differently than they do without making a giant fuss about it.
-Total freak in bed. I'm considered extremely kinky when people find out my fetishes, so if I found someone worse than myself, that'd be a dream come true.
Ideal girl-
> 21-30 don't like them younguns.
> REALLY OUTDOORS TYPE. Like would put up with me fishing everyday during summertime. Or would eb em come with.
> tattoos. Love em.
> body size not really an issue. Little chubby is a-okay.
> not restrictive. Able to survive if I go hang out with some buds.
>no kids.
> Wants to go out trucking with me (im a semi driver.)
> Likes military guys. Of which I am one also I transferred to the Nat. Guard a couple years ago.
> likes my overalls. Because I wear bibs.
> just a good funny person
> likes farm animals because I have many.
> good ole southern boy I am. Not some toothless ignorant red neck.
> not a democrat.
Me-
> 21
> 6'2
> 240
> Have a little bit of chubby but mainly just big from gym and job in military (artillery) and I quit going to gym but gonna start again and get stacked.
> overalls.
> I do dip. Hopefully not a problem
> blonde hair. Blue eyes.
> short hair. Also always in a high and tight or shaved.
> 2 tatts
> tfw no one likes southern guys
>>23651735
>tfw want to sperg but not quite that desperate
Ideal:
Male, age 20-30
- dark hair, pale to olive skin
- 6'0+, broad shoulders, otter mode
- slightly mentally ill or has a history with it/drug induced psychosises ( I relate to this shit)
- dresses well/minimalist
- bit of an edge lord and can laugh about it
- social skills
- talented in something, anything
- witty conversationalist, can make me sperg
- well-read, literate in art history, philosophy, psychology etc
- enjoys wasting time traveling around town and talking to new people
- worldly, not typical uncultured American
- Enjoys romance like I do ( courting for the fun of it, cheesy over-done plans, poems etc)
- Preferably dominant/interested in bdsm, down to experiment in most fetishes
- Not a whiny MRA stormfag, but not an SJW. Literally don't care if they are far right or far left as long as their social issue opinions aren't retarded/delusional
>>23662909
Damn dude, this is all me except Im skinny as shit
You sound cool
>>23662918
What's your contact breh? Internet friends are cool
>>23662909
You and I might get along, as long as you're okay with the fact that I'm a massive dorky piece of shit.
>>23662930
Kik is jokipakka senpai
Ideal girl
>21-31
>5'7
>glasses
>likes nerdy shit like anime
>neon hair but anything non blonde is k
>chubby to medium. Not too small
>Into playing pc games with me
>enjoys going out on the weekends just as much as spending one at home together
>has heard of board games like settlers and wouldn't mind learning about them
>loves cuddles
>preferrably lewder than me
>enjoys books, isn't religious or super conservative and is okay without children
Me.
>28
>chubby
>6'1
>Short dark hair
>nerdy weeb good at hiding power levels
>has steady job lives on own and Has own car
>glasses
Kik is Dogecollector
Girl
>18-20
>race doesn't really matter
>very nice and sweet, cute, likes cute things like Lolita fashion and sanrio stuff
>very thin
>intelligent, has nice taste in music and movies and such
>has a good plan for the future
>I don't mind depressed girls
>wants to be in a long term relationship
>loyal
>open minded
>can have fun conversations with
That's about it really.
>>23653349
>someone replied
>from europe
What are the odds. Shouldve kept my eyes on this thread after posting T_T
>Ideally:
Female
dont care about her race
she strictly prefers white men, non bbc, no cuckolding, or any of that shit
college degree in something good, preferably something that requires effort
like to be healthy diet and exercise
is not crazy
isn't about money or fancy things
>I'm
white
fit
brown hair and eye
male
love outdoors
exercising and health living
Studying computer science
considering a master in CS while working, if things pan out
upper middle class family
Im not politically correct and views all over the place
I get told i look like pic related if i put those glasses on.
>>23664518
I should probably have added that I'm also shy, introverted, and never been on a date in my life. Also I believe i may have anxiety and starting to become depressed due to 23 and never even been on a date.
fairly certain im going to be alone for life.
>female
>not obese
>likes literature, music, art, etc
>has creative hobbies
>likes walking
>wants to travel
>likes to sit and do nothing sometimes
Some things about me that are universally detestable:
>NEET
>KHV
>boring
>never traveled
>poor social skills
>meek
>useless
>female
>mixed/biracial
>chubby/curvy build
>tattoos, but tasteful tattoos. some piercings too
>between 22-26
>artistic, empathetic, caring, and understanding. has something they're passionate about
>similar but not identical interests
>has some sort of higher education or is in the process of gaining said higher education
>cute, curly hair. short (5'3'' or less)
>is submissive in bed, daddy kink
is my chubby punk caramel waifu out there?
I've never really seen the point in ideal partner threads, but idk actually writing it down might be interesting
I'm 20 and trans, here's a half-assed ideal partner characteristics / traits list
- Feminine or androgynous, cis or trans
- Race/ethnicity is unimportant as long as they were raised in the US, Canada, or any other anglophone country
- 21 to 28
- at least over 5'5" but under 6'4"
- Chubby, curvy, average, idgaf
- is into music, being a musician is also pretty cool
- isn't super into politics but having a casual interest in social issues is cool
- not a total weeb or nerd
- isn't extremely close to their family / is independent from family in most aspects
- isn't absolutely covered from head to toe in tattoos and other body mods
- is generally chill
- isn't a jock / not into sports
- isn't a total stoner but likes to smoke occasionally
I dunno, I think that's about it
>>23666476
i'm most of those except over 5'5 and i smoke more than occasionally
trans too
>man (gay)
>is nice (that includes being compassionate/empathetic to people who don't share the same beliefs or principles)
>doesn't have a gym body, but has healthy mass and functional strength (musculature without sharp lines)
>finds everything in the world interesting
>some sort of artistic or scientific persuasion
>can talk about and explain things
>hairy
>confident, open, honest
>self-aware
>principles are not in direct opposition to mine (i.e. feminist/socialist values)
- female
- white (other races work too bit it's on a really case-by-case basis)
- blonde (see above)
- short as hell
- smarter than me but acts young and naïve
- cute, literally do not even care about the body if she's kawaii*
I don't know maybe this is too manic pixie dreamgirl
*(Translator Note: "kawaii" means "cute")
>>23666527
yeah so am I, except for the weed part lol
I mean the height / body type thing isn't like a pure deal breaker, honestly.
Copied from the other thread. Hi guys. :)
Me:
27/f/US
I am educated and employed.
I'm responsible.
I enjoy binge watching TV shows on netflix.
I'm an animal lover. Seriously... I love animals.
I play a lot of video games. Mostly Mobas and Co-ops.
I'm an introverted extrovert.
I sketch and paint.
I enjoy fantasy and sci fi movies and books.
I'm super sarcastic and enjoy repartee.
Forward about my feelings but a terrible flirt.
I enjoy learning new things.
I'm professional at work but goofy and silly at home.
Ideal Guy/Girl:
They're 23 - 35 years old.
They're taller than me(5'2) and not obese.
They're mature.
They're educated and employed.
They enjoy playing video games especially with me.
They love animals.
They can hold their own in a conversation.
They can keep up with my sarcasm and wit. Bonus if they can show me up.
They are affectionate but aren't huge on PDA.
They are open with their feelings and don't play games.
They have a passion for something. Not important what but passion is important especially if they are willing to share and teach me about it.
They are capable of using proper grammar and spelling.
Bonuses are glasses, beards(male), a killer smile.
>>23666557
skype?
>>23666562
sure, its kai_alex9
>>23666559
skype?
>>23641513
Female or Trap
Older than me 19+
Feminine as fuck
Not arrogant or self serving
Not unbearably insecure
Not unbearably independent
Not unbearably dependent
Takes care of herself, but doesn't have to be qt 3.14.
Isn't depressed or super anxious
Isn't indecisive or cryptic
Isn't a lazy fuck
Doesn't make excuses
Likes vidya, anime, likes cuddling, has typical 4chan humor, energetic, sweet, loving, caring.
Don't care if she's white, hispanic, black, etc.
>>23666586
Post yours and I'll add you. :)
>>23666559
31/m
5'7", 130lbs
College graduate, working two jobs in the service industry right now.
Like video games.
Pretty sarcastic. I love absurd humor. Remember The Far Side comic?
Beard/Glasses. Killer smile possibly.
Skype - exponentialspoon
>>23666559
Add Gloopish on Skype sometime. i think we might get along!
>female
>petite
>ginger
>some tattoos
>doesnt act like a child
>not spoiled
>funny
>opinionated
>likes rough coitus
>interesting and interested
>relaxed
>not absolutely crazy
I tend to attract females older than i am who act like priviledged 14 year olds.
>>23666624
Yeah. Same dude
Short chubby girl with small tits who will ride my dick while we play vidya together
Must also be into outdoorsy shit like biking and kayaking though
>>23666559
I wish I was 2 years older. We'd be perfect together
Me
From NSW Aus
Masters in IT
Love outdoors, diving, 4x4ing
Good looking
Well built from gym
Love working out
Requesting
Thin/curvy good looking full time working female near by
>>23666559
> They're 23 - 35 years old.
28
> They're taller than me(5'2) and not obese.
6'4 and skinny
> They're mature.
Reasonably so
> They're educated and employed.
College degree (Masters equivalent), currently working for an NGO in the refugee relieve sector that I set up with others, but looking to turn this into my hobby and get back into a better paid career
> They enjoy playing video games especially with me.
Can do, chief
> They love animals.
Grew up with a cat and a dog, always have been the animal type of guy
> They can hold their own in a conversation.
I might have a problem with talking too much
> They can keep up with my sarcasm and wit.
Come at me
> Bonus if they can show me up.
As I said: come at me, sis
> They are affectionate but aren't huge on PDA.
PDA is a weird concept. Do I like kissing my SO when I damn well feel like it? Yes. Do I have to do it obsessively to show other people how much we're in love? No.
> They are open with their feelings and don't play games.
Ohmygodyesplease. I have been toyed with too damn fucking much lately.
> They have a passion for something. Not important what but passion is important especially if they are willing to share and teach me about it.
I hope you like cooking. And history. And politics. And philosophy. And.... ah, damn, I'm content if you're into cooking and at least pretend to like the rest.
> They are capable of using proper grammar and spelling.
U no think dis is fun 2 reed????
> Bonuses are glasses, beards(male), a killer smile.
Yes/no/akward as fuck smile
Do I pass muster?
Him:
- 24-28 years old
- Respectful, classy and well mannered
- Kind and loving towards me, can be cold to others
- Has a career and is able to support himself
- Completely independent
- College educated preferred but not necessary if you're doing something you love that didn't require it
- Healthy
- Not really interested fashion
- Not covered in tattoos, not bald, no huge beard, good hygiene
- Nice teeth is a huge plus
- Doesn't smoke or do drugs, some drinking is fine
- atheist or agnostic
- not super vocal about political views, won't argue about them with others
- Introverted and doesn't like to go out to bars and party
- Has nerdy interests
- Likes dogs and outdoorsy things
- Tolerant of my quirks
- Wants to finish work and come home to eat my cooking and snuggle while we watch shows
- Honest, genuine and loyal
Me:
- 24/F
- Blue eyes, long brown hair, pale
- Medium/average body, I work out and try to stay healthy
- Hygienic
- Completely independent, financially and otherwise
- Career in the healthcare field doing something I love and am passionate about, decent salary
- Introverted, only close with family and a very small group of friends
- I would rather stay home and watch anime, play games, or nerd out on the Internet than go out to bars
- I love cooking and baking for others and I'm pretty good at it
- I really like nature, hiking, picnicking and just being outdoors in nice weather
- Not artistic, sorry!
- I don't smoke or do drugs but I do enjoy good wine
- I can sometimes be demanding in my expectations of others, have high standards for myself
- Very loyal, loving and protective towards the people I care about
I just wrote that for fun, I'm not looking for anything.
>>23656195
>>23656308
Are you okay with older guys?
Does he have to be a perfect fit?
>>23667400
I really hope you come back to see this so I can get your Skype.
>>23667554
Not openly posting my Skype, but you can send me yours to [email protected] and I'll add you.
>>23641513
White
Blonde
Blue/green eyes
Traditional
Nerdy
Big breasts
Bigger-than-average hips
Fit body
Loving and caring
Doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs
Reads philosophy
Nationalist
>>23666559
>Ideal Guy/Girl:
>They're 23 - 35 years old.
26
>They're taller than me(5'2) and not obese.
5'8 I'm not obese but not skinny.
>They're mature.
Overall I'd say yes.
>They're educated and employed.
I have no higher education but I am self employed.
>They enjoy playing video games especially with me.
I do a fair amount of PC gaming and LOVE co-op games.
>They love animals.
I grew up on a farm and well trained dogs make amazing companions.
>They can hold their own in a conversation.
I think so, but it seems a lot of people from here either can't carry a conversation themselves expecting someone else to do it or constantly spout meme speak.
>They can keep up with my sarcasm and wit. Bonus if they can show me up.
I'm almost never at least a little bit sarcastic, but it often doesn't carry over text very well.
>They are affectionate but aren't huge on PDA.
I'm ok with some PDA, but it's not something I'm really big on.
>They are open with their feelings and don't play games.
I highly value honesty and transparency. I would infinitely rather be told/tell a harsh/uncomfortable truth then let the lie fester.
>They have a passion for something. Not important what but passion is important especially if they are willing to share and teach me about it.
I really like my job, and I'm getting passionate about turning a hobby into a small business venture.
>They are capable of using proper grammar and spelling.
I may not be the best at it, but I certainly don't intentionally abuse it.
>Bonuses are glasses, beards(male), a killer smile.
I have glasses a beard and I guess my smile's ok.
kik/skype: RedSnapperPizza
> male
> looks good, not too skinny not too chubby/fat
> nerdy/smart/is funny
> has ambitions
> doesn't ignore my messages
> doesn't flirt with other girls
> doesn't cheat on me
> genuinely loves me
> doesn't have me as second choice
I'm going to die alone.
Female
Between 19 and 24
Raised catholic
Non-smoker, no drugs
Thinnish
Has a degree or is working on it
The less sexual experience the better
Intelligent and intellectually curious
Into music
I don't know...like...warm? Loving?
I'm a 24 year old lawyer from New York and /soc/ thinks I'm not bad looking.
dcaskypedca; dcakik
>>23668786
Hey, have a kik?
-female
-white
-skinny-chubby
-cuddles
-similar sense of humour to me
-medium-long hair, any color
-between 18-21
-will watch cartoons together
-cares and loves me
-general similar personality and someone i can relate to
me
-male
-short blonde, blue eyes, white
-skinny-medium
-6ft
-a bit nerdy
-plays too much videogames
-still works hard for my classes n shit
-artistic
-loves music (broad taste)
-also like to chill n smonk weeds with music :)
Her:
20-25
Height doesn't matter
Skinny/average
Dark hair is nice
Very cynical, very sarcastic, dark sense of humor
Playfully rude, doesn't get offended easily
In school/has a job
Doesn't give a shit what other people think about her
Has a goal in life and isn't a complete NEET
Enjoys film/fashion/art in general
Enjoys debating politics/ethics, making fun SJW/feminist mentality
Is a little edgylord and can be spergy at times
Submissive and kinky as shit
Doesn't dress like a retard
Isn't a total weeb
>>23668960
fit most of those except not being a neet and being a tranny
H E R
>>23668960
whats your kik you described my entire life, especially the cynical part.
>>23668979
My kik's jokipakka, senpai
>>23668979
you should kik me too. dogecollector
love cynical/sarcastic chicks.
>>23668979
hello gib skype please
>>23656685
me:
18/m
short, dark hair, pale too
often fall asleep in classes, somehow unorganized sometimes
i'm affectionate, love to be corny and romantic
do believe in the paranormal
social outcast
i love puns
would watch cartoons with you all night long
My ideal mate would be someone really dominant. He has to be tall because I'm small (163cm) and can carry me easily (98 lbs), throw around and just basically make me feel like he is my world. Someone to talk to when the night is longest and just play with your hair. Just tell me your thoughts and I will tell you mine as well. I want someone to explore the extent of my boundaries. Outdoor sex would be hot. Also, I don't want a vegetarian because I like cooking meat so you better eat what I prepared. You have to have a job and be financially stable. And has a good relationship with your mother. That's pretty much it.
>>23668786
Can you describe yourself then?
