>>23613730
cute

>>23613633
Just a tip OP:

If the survey questions take multiple posts to respond to, ya blew it.

>>23614083
you can make two posts in one thread you just have to wait 60 seconds then it will work

>>23615304

>>23614083
this
I was going to respond when I saw it in the catalog, then I saw you want an essay
sorry

>>23617829
lazya

1/2
>gender
male
>sexual orientation
straight
>relationship status
single
>age
30
>location
337 Lafayette, Louisiana, USA
>birthplace
same as above
>ethnicity
White, Hispanic
>religion
Christianity - nondenominational
>believe in god?
yes
>believe in ayys?
I don't know what this is.
>favorite hobbies?
music, lego, 4chan, anime, retro video games
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, not big on tv or books
>favorite games?
Final Fantasy 1-6, Secret of Mana, Legend of Zelda, Super Mario Bros., Desert Commander, Solar Winds, Star Fox 1 and 2, Stunt Race FX
>favorite color?
red
>support abortion?
no
>support feminism?
no. I believe in treating women with respect, but I don't believe the different sexes can ever be truly equal.
>believe in ghosts?
no
>closest to death you've been?
a head on collision
>ever been in a car crash?
yes, see above. It was 2001 and I was 15 years old.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes, always

>favorite animal?
Birds, especially parrots, especially parakeets/budgerigars
>how often do you fap?
it depends. sometimes once or twice a day, sometimes once every 2-3 days. I'm uncut by the way.
>shower before sex/oral?
No, I shower after.
>shower morning or evening?
usually morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
almost always. I don't if my hands are dirty. I sit down to pee, so they don't always get dirty.
>how many friends do you have?
about 5-6 close friends, about 20 casual friends
>if you could have one wish?
for me to be cured of hyperacusis/tinnitus
>favorite memory?
can't think of one in particular
>biggest regret?
going into a night club without earplugs. Ever since, I've has hyperacusis/tinnitus
>worst memory?
can't think of one in particular
>life goal?
to be happy
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
y'all or you all
>are you fat?
yes
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
I don't know a name for it.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
neither of these
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
love and affection
>favorite 4chan boards?
/soc/, /pol/, /toy/
>favorite subreddits?
don't really go on reddit much, but /Outoftheloop, /thedonald
>favorite website?
4chan :)
>do you lock your doors at night?
yes
>favorite historical person?
Napoleon Bonaparte I
>favorite topics/subjects?
Music, History, Politics, Philosophy, Race and ancestry, Religion
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
my ex-gf ;_;
>are you happy with your life?
yes
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
roundabout, driving circle
>how long have you been on 4chan?
since October 2008, so 7+ years
>job/school/neet?
NEET
>are you autistic?
I'm on the spectrum. I am officially diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome.

>>23620857
>>23620876
>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm good at remembering random arbitrary details.
>biggest accomplishment?
can't think of one in particular.
>did you enjoy this survey?
a little long, but yes. it was interesting.
>picture
I'm shy :(
>contact info
I'm shy, but if someone is interested in chatting, reply and I can give you my contact info.