milf/mature women thread
>for women older than 25
>>23595689
I fucked one this summer
>first time real sex
>not that bad :D
Want GT?
I'm a 22 year old male but I sexually identify as a milf with a man's body and personality
>>23595713
Fuck off fruitcake, we want older women who were too horny to pull out
>>23595713
what ,a transmen?
we are not looking for that anon
>>23595709
Sure
I'm 29. I don't feel 'older' but I guess I am. A 30 year old told me she was probably way older than me today. When I said I was 29 she said 'HOLY SHIT. Wish I got your genetics' I still look like I did at 17.
>>23596232
I'm about to turn 27 and I think I'm finally starting to look older. I used to pass for 16 for most of my twenties and am used to being babied and patronized at jobs. Feels weird to be called ma'am now. brb time to fall down the skin care rabbit hole.
>>23596249
I use lotion a lot but as far as my face goes I don't use anything. And I rarely wear make up. If I do it's eyeliner/mascara at most.
>>23596232
Yea nice, but is there any sagging yet
>>23596433
Nope
>>23596249
I feel it's worse if a guy is like that, I'm only 22 but I look like a tweenager, and like no facial hair, as a man its fuck with how you feel
>>23596435
I wonder when that starts to happen
>>23596445
I can come back in 10 years and let you know
>>23596449
That would be so very appreciated, do you have Kik at all
>>23596453
Yes
>>23596461
And may I have it to converse with you
>>23596463
You can post yours haha
>>23596470
Fair call it's thefunnyfatguy
>>23596470
I too am interested. Alongstoryago
>>23596470
Still waiting mam
Also 29 f, no one believes I am 29 and are usually shocked when I say my age.I don't really think of myself as older though occasionally I can feel it in a sense that I no longer can stay up till 4 am on any given day and still work a full day on 3 hours sleep.
>>23596521
Yeah this. Also I feel hungover before drunk these days so I don't drink much. Still smoke weed.
>>23596525
I also get sore easily, after a good gym day man it's a pain in the ass to function. I feel you on the hungover thing.
>>23596521
Mystichromesvt
Hit me up very interested, that's my kik
>>23596530
Haha I do body pump class twice a week and my ass hurts so bad walking up stairs after
>>23596538
Oh gods its awful, I do yoga in the mornings and then weight traning/cardio 4-5 times a week for about 50 mins and it can kill me some days. I'm a big food lover and if I didn't keep active I think I would be 400lbs.
ok, to the mature women in this thread.
I'm a 20 year old male and really into older women. how can i find one that likes younger guys.
craigslist and stuff like that is not a thing where i live (germany)
>>23596553
Try going to clubs/bars or doing activities where older ladies may be and apporach them? Maybe use a dating site or app to find them.
>>23596560
ok, i will try that.
and do you think most older women like it when younger boys hit on them? to they take it as a compliment? or will they be annoyed?
>>23596553
Maybe don't call me old or mature when I'm only 29. Would be a good start.
>>23596544
Same I have a pretty strict diet after I started getting a bit chubby. Metabolism was the first thing to go lol
>>23596566
I have no idea, I can't speak for every female. People react to things differently so I assume as long as you aren't rude/creepy/pushy it'll go fine. They'll either respond positively or just let you know they aren't interested.
>>23596574
>Maybe don't call me old or mature when I'm only 29. Would be a good start.
well, i didnt want to be offensive. but the thread is calles "mature women" isn't it?
>>23596553
also this
>>23596574
>Maybe don't call me old or mature when I'm only 29. Would be a good start.
I'm pretty sure most females our age aren't super keen on a fella calling us old at 29
>>23596582
Yeah but I'm not op so I didn't name it
>>23596584
Right? My parents are old. I'm not even 30.
Thefunnyfatguy, women hit me up, FYI I'm not fat it's just a Kik name,
>>23596591
yeah, i see. im sorry. I don't even think 29 is old. more like 40+.
>>23596263
Yeah same here, I think not wearing make up makes me look younger. I have fair skin and still get freckles even wearing sunscreen daily, get under eye bags and dark circles easily. I just want something to even out my skin tone.
>>23596441
I don't mind it because I'm socially and emotionally immature, but it's probably bad for me. Older people still treat me the same after learning my age, but I think I weird younger people out because they'd assumed I was younger or the same age as them.
>>23596603
Freckles are awesome, I always loved them.
>>23596566
I think most of the time when a younger guy hits on a women she is flattered but doesn't take it very seriously. I'd say if you are flirting with a girl and she seems to be into talking to you, let her know you'd like to take her on a date or get to know her more. so she knows your not just trying to hit on her cuz you want to bang a cougar
>>23596603
Yea all my mates mock me and shit, like I just want a beard, and the wierd thing is I'm really fucking tall, so I am really tall and extremely baby faced
>>23596603
I have freckles everywhere
>>23596600
Thanks nice dubs
>>23596605
The ones on my arms are pretty cute, but the ones on my nose are kinda blotchy and make my nose look a little darker than the rest of my face. I'll take them in moderation.
>>23596618
>>23596623
I envy the freckles! I have very very few and wish I had many more.
I think you "older" ladies should post photos of yourselves
The only girls posting pics seem to be confused 18 year olds who either didn't get enough hugs from daddy or got too many hugs from daddy
Kik- Rance100
19 year old guy Looking for any older women to talk with. Message if anyone wants to talk. Always had a interest in women older than me.
thread dead
>>23596618
Freckles, huh? That's my fetish. Maybe send me a message? [email protected].
>>23595689
36/f woohoo!
>>23595689
>mature
>25
What the fuck are you 14?
>>23600616
I also thought this was slightly ridiculous!
25? Mature? I think you've been spending too much time on the darkweb...
>>23600631
>>23600616
because most anon are below that age and
these thread will die before a woman in her 40 show up.
besides when you young you think 30 is old,now you closer to 30 you think only 40 is old.
>>23600594
hey there, what's up?
>>23595713
what are your chromosomes of your 23 pair identify as? xy i'm guessing. It doesn't matter what you identify as your body already made you identify as a male no matter what you think.
20 year old male near Saint Louis, Missouri.
wat is love
>>23596470
My kik is moolnes. Lets see if we can figure something out
>>23600594
nice
>>23596553
>>23596566
If you're below 9/10, a woman will blow her rape whistle if you enter her vicinity.
There is no hope for us.
Just quit
>>23600328
I'm way too lazy to email bc on phone sorry
>>23600594
You're almost a mature woman haha
>>23600631
Kek
>>23600917
Figure what out exactly?
>>23601539
Back to r9k please. I don't even own a rape whistle...
>>23601552
Gotta love the demeaning nature of young boys and what they "think" they know
>>23596232
Would you be okay with sending me a message on kik? Rance100
If there are any older ladies who'd like to platonicly give me tips on my appearence, that would be appriciated. I'm a twenty year old male. Snap is topkekavacado
Fem here, the kik below is a m with a huge uncut thick dick. He's likes mature ladies to swap pics and rp
kik: hung_bunny
>>23601737
of course you're a girl just telling other people about a guy that's hung, and not the guy itself.
Nobody's gonna fall for that, senpai.
2/10 made me reply
>>23601743
He just posted this in another thread too, in the kik thread. Totally legit I am sure
>>23601749
Heh.
Uh, I don't want to appear just like that guy, but:
I'm a 20 year old guy, and it'd be interesting to talk to a girl that's been on the earth a few years more than I did a bit. Not "aw bby open cam u so hot", just, talking to one as an equal, and not that general 'pedestal' you put 'adults' on when you're a kid.
Would you be up for that?
accidental "older woman" story
>work at big company
>I'm 26
>meet woman who works there
>she's english (accent and all). beautiful smooth skin, good shape, nice face
>she mentions she has an 8 year old daughter
>look at her and think she got knocked up when she was 14-16 since she doesn't look over 26, and even that is pushing it
>get friendly
>get invited to her house for dinner and drinks ("netflix and chill" of my generation)
>go over, eat, drink, she gets daughter to go to bed
>fool around on couch, end up in bedroom
>nice tight body. fuck for a couple of hours
>agree it's just nice to hook up. no relationship
>talking after sex. just shooting the shit. she mentions she was born 9 months after her father got back from the war
>I'm thinking Korea? Vietnam?
>WWII
>sit there counting the years
>she's 42
>can't believe so she shows me her driver's license
>totally blown away
>she claims cold english weather, not a lot of sun exposure, good diet and some good genetics make her look so young
>>23601777
I'm only 29 but if you want to talk sure.
I'm 31/f/uk. I had a much younger boyfriend... It didn't work out but it made me realize how much I enjoy even just socialising with younger men. We tend to like the same things and I really like taking care of them, giving advice and that sort of thing.
different id because at home now, I'm >>23601777
>>23601873
do you have skype? If so, add bending_ytilaer ~
>>23601912
If you'd like to talk to me, same offer goes to you. You could add me at bending_ytilaer if you want to chat about stuff. I'm 20/m/switzerland
>>23601921
Sorry, no skype just kik.
>>23601929
my kik is overrice
>>23601912
Snapchat? 22 UK to?
>>23601912
21/m/uk here, if you have kik we should talk,
kik: frowsoysauce
>>23601929
May I have ur Kik...maybe we can exchange workout tips
>>23601970
I'll add yours if you post it.
>>23601870
So this would be late 80s. Did you keep in touch? It's a nice story.
>>23601912
Want want want
>>23601912
You are getting quite the attention aren't you ;)
If you're interested I'm 22/m/UK I love the idea of hanging out with you and getting some life lessons along the way
kik is red.wolf13
>>23601929
Would you be okay with talking over Kik? Friendly conversations? Rance100 is my kik
>>23601986
Mr.nymph
>>23601912
31/f/uk again. I only have kik right now. I really like geeky type guys and I'd like to get to know someone. Type something about yourself and post kiks please.
>>23602691
Well.. Nerdy type Mr Shy guy here.. on the chubby side 21, and from the netherlands. KIK:defaq1034
>>23601953
Sorry just kik.
>>23601996
Post kik then.
>>23602691
Hey Im from new york, 19 year old male.I do induldge in some nerdy activities aswell. Kik: bangoblock420
>>23602691
Not really a younger guy here.
28/m from Canada. Would love to chat with a UK female.
Zeonic is my kik
>>23602691
24/m/spain
skinny,studying some computing/IT studies, not a degree
music, movies,tv shows, comics,videogames...
kind of lost in this life...
kik shittyname24
>>23602691
34 m maryland kik solidwill1981
I'm 6'4 190lbs dark blonde hair blue eyes.
Luv 2 game
>>23602691
21/m/uk
I'm a bookish guy with longish hair and a weakness for rpg and retro games. From the north east of scotland.
Usedglowstick on the offchance you're still around
How is 25 the "bar" now for being milf/mature?
t. 26 year old man who is not even that old.
>>23602912
ok grandpa
>>23596553
Haha man you got some cunty replies
23 m usa.
Im shy at first but im very nice and respectful. I want a woman i can talk to and maybe get dirty with.
Kik is deamonswings1993
>>23602912
Men age better than women. A 25 year old woman is already past her best days. For men it's around 30. Still you are quite old and you should have children by now and many accomplishments
>>23601996
>So this would be late 80s. Did you keep in touch? It's a nice story.
No. I moved on to another job just before the company got sold and closed. I think she went back to England.
Late 80's She was born in 46 and she was 42. so 88 or so.
>>23602991
It's not a bait. 25+ women do not exactly age gracefully. The only young guys going for them have mommy issues.
Teens and early 20's is when a woman looks the best. Back then women care about looks eat healthier and are not greasy saggy pigs
>>23602749
TRDGrif, not the one you were talking to but would love to chat about nerd stuff
>>23603020
>25+ women do not exactly age gracefully. The only young guys going for them have mommy issues.
what a load of bull
>>23596470
Welpwhynot
>>23602691
Doodling_snickers 21/m/uk
>>23595689
I'm 27 and this is me:
>>23606330
>>23606321
I like being told I look young, it just makes me happy and strokes me ego you know.
>>23606355
Well you obviously look young and sexy. ;)
>>23606363
Ty, I recently lost some weight.
>>23606366
Really? It looks like you must have always looked that skinny. Like theres no lose skin or anything.
>>23606373
Well I went from 151 to 128. So I guess it isn't a whole lot, but 151 is the most I've ever weighed before.
>>23606375
Thats pretty crazy. How long did it take to lose it?
>>23606376
Maybe like three months.
>>23606379
Thats pretty good. Whats your secret?
>>23606384
Um nothing really just cut back on food and tried to get more active.
>>23606395
Well good for you. :)
>>23606401
Ty senpai.
>>23606409
Np. So do you happen to have a skype or a kik we could chat on?
>>23602691
I'll bite - 22/m/uk CompSci Student so maybe that's pushing it a bit in terms of 'nerdy.' Who knows
kik: Chuddington
>>23606384
>>>fit/17018018
Or if that doesn't work, go to /fit/ and read the sticky. Along with cardio, I'm sure pic related will help a little bit
