>/erpg/ - Erotic Roleplay General -- Jojo edition
>go on grand adventures
>dress fabulously
>pose fabulously
>N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶E̶R̶P̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶b̶u̶s̶y̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶b̶u̶l̶o̶u̶s̶
This is the thread for all your lewd roleplaying and smutcrafting needs. This thread is for (mostly) freeform roleplaying of a sexual nature. Create a character (it really works best if you use F-list) and jump in chat and have sexual misadventures. This is NOT your thread for posting Skype or kik or snapchat. We're not interested in cybering or sexting. The type of roleplaying for this thread is more like your (sex) Dungeons & Dragon (dildos). Don't feel like you *need* to be something fantastical, though, there's plenty of demand for anime schoolgirls and NEETs and wrestlers and punk rockers and other modern character types.
We'll provide advice and feedback on F-list characters, and if you post your profile or flirt in the thread, you might just get typefucked by the character of your dreams.
For examples of what we do, check out:
http://pastebin.com/u/lewdred
http://pastebin.com/u/Aislinneandfriends
http://pastebin.com/u/Molly_Liesel
Hop onto https://www.f-list.net/chat/ and select channels for your preference, or copypaste the following to join a general chatter channel
/join ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d
Previous Thread >>23552070
>>23591019
I want Joseph Joestar to kiss my womb with the tip of his dick.
Just let it kick the bucket already. Please and thank you.
>>23591194
buncha pls
>>23591025
How lewd.
>>23590977
>>23591019
>choice out of esteshit or roryshit channels
Fuck. Damn.
![[HorribleSubs] Dimension W - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_23.24_[2016.03.11_01.05.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1vyyzQ7.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Dimension W - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_23.24_[2016.03.11_01.05.44].jpg")
>>23591849
>>23591019
Wryyyyyd the manga fuckers.
>>23591849
>>23591776
>>23591841
>Being this mad
We don't need people trying to split the general. Use one and stick to it.
>>23592042
The other one was 7 minutes earlier.
>>23592100
*12, subtracted the wrong way.
>>23592100
>>23592108
It's more the complaining. Should have got >>23591194 in it, too. So much negativity.
>>23592132
Well see, you're defending the pathetic cunt desperately grabbing for attention to advertise his hole of shit.
So no.
I am not going to be listening to your cries for peace.
Rate my JoJo
https://www.f-list.net/c/humeris%20flaminia
I tried making a JoJo - Persona crossover character, but I ended up getting bored half way through and never finished it.
>>23592132
I'm not negative, I just want these threads to finally be over, like they should be.
>>23592570
No one makes you post. They could be over for you
>>23592459
Not FABULOUS enough
https://www.f-list.net/c/grandmaster%20morgan
Posting a link to my cancerous canon characters
...also bumping the thread so it doesn't 404 again.
I'm still kinda new (finally gave the character information after like 6 months of a hiatus).
W-what can I do to better it? I need to tweak the bio a bit to make it less cheesy.
c/Ulysses%20Kreuz
I want Dio Brando to fuck my gf
bumping to save the thread
WHY IS THE THREAD SO DEAD?
>Recently my father has gotten cancer in his throat. I am going to be taking care of him and helping my mother through this difficult time... So until this is done it is possible I will rarely be on and even if I am rarely in the mood for roleplay...I apologize for any inconvenience this has caused my partners (or potential partners) if you wish to contact me simply send me a note and I will reply when I am able to. Thank you for any support and I hope you have a lovely day. Thanks for reading.
>Update: I am currently considering moving out...i love my mom and dad but...they are litterly killing me with their hippocritical ways and constantly berating me for basically doing as I'm told or for other people's failings. If I do happen to move I am afraid I might not be able to get internet or some other form of communication often...I will try my best to be around but generally notes will be the best way to reach me...I know my father is going through a hard time doing the chemo and the radiation treatments are painful but I can't take the stress of him dying before my eyes while he berates me for not being good enough in his own eyes...
Why would anyone put that on their profile?
Super dead.
What characters have you lewdites been playing?
>>23591019
Sup /erpg/. I joined F-List yesterday.
https://www.f-list.net/c/immortalia
Thoughts? Too much? Too little? Missing anything? I'm new to this, but it sounds fun.
>>23596973
It's missing customs.
I bet rorys gonna love this
http://latining.tumblr.com/post/141567276944/tabletop-gaming-has-a-white-male-terrorism-problem
>>23597336
What does this have to do with lewds?
>>23597336
Not Rory. These people are overexagerating by claiming it's terrorism, but so many tabletop autists do make life terrible for any woman attempting to enter the hobby. A lot of the people in the hobby are creeps.
Speaking from personal experience, the following are behaviors I've dealt with. This is the highlight reel.
* A man thinking describing a detailed molestation of a 12 year old girl's character was appropriate. This was in a public game.
* A man thinking it's acceptable to try to lift up my skirt while I'm playing a game.
* Offers to buy my socks, mid game, unprovoked.
* Accusations that I am sucking a TO's dick because a ruling was in my favor - despite that I was demonstrably, 100%, correct.
There are a bunch of other things. And many, MANY attempts at violating my personal space.
Gaming does not have a white male terrorism problem. What is DOES have is a sexual harassment problem.
But this has nothing to do with lewds. So have an elf.
>>23597807
I totally agree with that assessment. Sure, there's a problem. But blowing it out of proportion only detracts from the cause of solving that problem and further causes a schism. I'm sorry you've had shit experiences with the traditional gamer crowd. But fingers crossed people like you trying to get into it and not overstating the issue will help make a nice bridge that'll let people get past the boy's club thing so everyone can enjoy the damn games.
>>23596973
I think its a bit too origin heavy, but that's just my opinion
I'm relatively new but I'm sure some people would recommend having more customs
Posted this in the last thread posting it again please judge
https://www.f-list.net/c/terry%20mcfall/
>>23597846
I don't think they're all full of shit. There are plenty of shitty things that happen to women, especially when entering a primarily male hobby. This isn't some "everything is racist, everything is sexist" scenario.
But sexists exists, in gaming circles. Some of it's minor (assuming that I'm not in this for me, or that I need help), and some of it's not (unwelcome, often threatening sexual advances, violations of personal space etc.)
Of course, this isn't to say your average gamer is sexist. But given the fact that it's one of the hobbies where I've had the most open harassment for being a woman, I'm going to say that there is a problem.
Have another elf.
>>23597807
>>23597910
I'll also share this:
Most of my experiences have been positive. The good outweighs the bad, by a lot. But there are problems.
>>23591849
>Esteshit channels
What did I do?
>>23598194
Wait why is someone linking my dead and quiet room that I just use to keep track of friends? Don't do that.
>>23598056
Legolas creepin back there
Where the hell is Lili :T
>>23597807
>>23597846
>>23597858
>>23597910
To come out of the woodwork and reveal myself, but also to not make a giant wall of text...
I feel that she's not really blowing things out of proportion, other than using a loaded term. Which, as she points out, the definition fits. Terrorism isn't all suicide bombings. Burning a cross or painting a building with "Niggers go home" is terrorism. Everything she says is stuff I've heard about a hundred times.
And, I mean, everything IS sexist and racist. I just wish that instead of ignoring that fact, people acknowledged it and tried to fix it. Instead of getting kneejerk hate about microaggressions and safe spaces and trigger warnings, all without even understanding what those things even are. People don't want to acknowledge that shit. Even though hegemony of all sorts is built into society from 6,000 years ago.
Like... I just want people to be nice to each other and have empathy.
>>23598056
I just realized this bitch is wearing elf ears. I'm having a hard time watching her hips not lie because I'm too busy admiring that prosthetic. It's even staying on while she's riding this dildo >>23597910. This bitch has better proesthetic ears than World of Whorecraft, and that was relatively impressive, as far as cheap internet porn goes.
>>23598395
You weren't in the woodowork. It was clear it was you from >>23596109.
>>23598395
>>23598458
Can't handle BDSM?
>>23598409
Hey, other people post weird shit they've come across. In fact, they do it more than me.
>>23598492
Sentence structure coupled with it were what tipped me off.
>>23598496
I'm honestly surprised no one noticed here >>23592153
Either way, I have no idea why whoever posted >>23597336.
Even when I link an article in the thread it's usually just Cracked interviewing a sex pervert. Or something like this, which is just interesting, in a "everything you love and enjoy is dirty and problematic" sort of way.
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/04/pornography-industry-economics-tarrant/476580/
>Implying anyone here likes 3D
aaaaaa this Linux distro won't let me view webms before I upload them.
>>23598537
I don't even know what this is
>>23598562
Juliet Starling dressed as Leia getting nailed by Han Solo while Chewie and C-3PO cheer him on and Jabba is there probably demanding credits.
>>23598575
Obviously I can see what it is *now*. But since Elementary OS doesn't let me go "open" the way that Windows does, I only had the filename to go by.
And I'm terrible with filenames. They're evocative, but at the same time tell nothing. What the hell is a "booty pillow"?
(Actually, I remember this one)
>>23598395
The thing is, using the loaded term is part of blowing things out of proportion. By going with the headline "white male terrorist problem," you've caused most people to turn out if they were at all inclined to agree with you. Using extreme language is great for rallying those who agree with you, but it's going to shut out voices of those who you desperately need to listen to you and actually hear what you're trying to say.
To snag the term, the problem with the "SJW" lexicon and arguments is that they make broad, sweeping statements about large groups of people that put everyone in that group of people on the defensive. Including the people who would be best equipped to help solve these problems internally.
You've called tabletop gamers (who are largely white and male because income and various social pressures) terrorists. And they've tuned you out, or possibly even become more hostile as a form of defense against what is perceived as aggression.
Also, regarding "stuff I've heard a hundred times," I'm not going to say that nothing in the post is true (though there are some that do not come across as believable), but I will say that declaring an entire community as terrorists will not solve the problem.
>Like... I just want people to be nice to each other and have empathy.
And I hate to be this bitch, but fuck it. A good place to start, is not labeling people as something extreme.
Have another elf. I'm out of webms of actual women, so drawings will suffice.
>>23598642
See, I disagree. I think the problem is people dismissing other people's feelings. What shuts out voices isn't using extreme language--no one today would say MLK was being too SJW--it's people with kneejerk reactions. I mean, most of the "SJW lexicon" isn't even saying the things that people think it is, and often when it is, it's not even saying it how people think it is. She's also not saying all white male gamers are terrorists.
But if we're going to continue this, it should probably be in the channel.
>>23598701
Actually, I'm taking a nap. I'm sure you'll be torn up that you don't get to talk about things with me /s
>>23598701
I do not join, nor want to join, your channel. I found it, and you, incredibly annoying.
>I mean, most of the "SJW lexicon" isn't even saying the things that people think it is
Perception is basically everything when you're trying to convince people of your points. Regardless of what it's meant to say, the terms are used in ways that are hamfisted and aggressive, meaning whatever they're MEANT to mean is lost. They've become pejoratives.
> She's also not saying all white male gamers are terrorists.
Again, perception is everything. Especially when most of what people read are just headlines. "Tabletop gaming has a white male terrorist problem," as a headline, can easily be taken as "white male tabletop gamers are terrorists."
It's a clickbait title, meant to grab eyes through it's audacity.
>>23598395
>Where the hell is Lili :T
Who scared her off this time?
>>23599977
I think she's still reeling from the last big debacle. She was very convinced that her 'stalker' was still looming. I remember her coming into the room adamant about catching them red handed and that's the last time I saw her.
>>23600052
Sounds like nothing of value was lost then.
>>23600052
Lili has a stalker?
>>23600368
She thinks Suzuka Madraki is shitposting her in all the threads and that she ruined Rory's werewolf game or something. I'm not caught up on the whole of it.
>Start a new profile
>Find someone that literally hits everything I like/been looking for
>They literally go out of their way to the obscure crap I like
>Looking good
>We start brainstorming
>Shit starts getting really creepy
>Delete all notes and the character
I think I overreacted but shit escalated to creepy real fast...
>>23600913
>>Shit starts getting really creepy
>>23600921
I suggest a cute sort of obsession from one of the characters
then it turned into like full on creepy obsession and worship got brought up, then that ramped up to 11 like one post after it was suggested, stuff like that
>>23600936
I figured he was inquiring into your personal life or something weird like that.
>>23592042
>We don't need people trying to split the general.
>saying this while having some of your buddies make a thread when there already was one in order to have your channel link
>>23601039
Rory didn't make me do anything, I saw the thread had died and made a new one. I didn't notice there was another already.
>>23599008
The terms are used in ways that are hamfisted and aggressive by people from r/tumblrinaction taking them out of context.
>>23600250
How about fuck you
>>23600052
She didn't think anyone was stalking her, so much as being nice to her face and shitty about her in the thread.
>>23600913
>>23600936
what sort of obscure crap? Also, it sounds like they did what you wanted in the scene?
>>23601039
I'm clearly an evil mastermind. So evil I command armies even in my sleep.
>>23601235
>So evil I command armies even in my sleep.
AWAKEN MY MASTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPUIrnivDRE
>>23601235
>The terms are used in ways that are hamfisted and aggressive by people from r/tumblrinaction taking them out of context.
No. They're used hamfistedly by the people who are trying to make points with them. TumblrInAction exists because of people who used the terms in a hamfisted way.
>>23601235
[spoiler]Really weird MomxSon stuff[/spoiler]
>>23602748
Hot. How weird we talkin' about?
Chubby abusive dickgirl mother weird?
>>23602746
r/tumblrInAction exists because people think taking cherry picked things out of context is meaningful.
>>23602778
That's pretty tame but yeah that's something I've done before.
I'm actually considering making a Grandma character
>>23602778
I dunno man like, half the crap that gets posted to tumblr in action and all the places like it seem pretty fucking retarded even with Context. It is an undeniable fact that there are plenty of fucking morons with retrograde opinions on the internet (Just look at stormfront) Just because the people who get featured on tumblr in action are on the opposite end of the political horseshoe than that of the stormfags doesn't suddenly make them not awful people.
>>23602833
I made a grandma. I never play her, though, and I need to rewrite her backstory because it's garbage.
https://www.f-list.net/c/jinshu%20lanfen
At least, I called the folder where I saved the art "Granny".
>>23602866
There are crazy people on the left, yeah, I'm not denying that. But TIA and other places cherry picks minority comments and strip them of context. People there dismiss any concepts they don't believe in, even if they're supported by evidence. They don't want to hear sociological theories that imply the world isn't sunshine and rainbows for other people. These are the same people who argue that the Civil War was about State's Rights.
You can't take cherry picked comments, stripped of context, "poison the well" with a dismissive tone, and then act like they're somehow "evidence".
>>23602897
I'll agree that KiA and TiA sometimes take things out of context. I distinctly remember once when KiA posted a picture of two articles from the same website--one calling Cammy from SF sexist, while another article was talking about the 'Hot Ryu' skin.
I looked up the latter article and it turns out that's just the trending twitter name for it, and the article isn't talking about how sexy he is, it's just neutrally informing the readers about the ~8 new skins.
A good deal of TiA is retarded even with context, though. And a lot of it is just grabbing posts of solitary and specific retards, like that one non-satire blog that was arguing for the global castration of men so that we can have world peace.
http://i.imgur.com/6frwm02.jpg
>>23602922
For clarification: There's a LOT of retards posting in KiA and TiA, and there's a lot of reactionary and poorly-informed bullshit. But most of what is posted is legitimately troubling content, with and without context.
>>23602897
>People there dismiss any concepts they don't believe in, even if they're supported by evidence.
But like... people on tumblr do that all the time too. Heck you do it yourself, you straight up refused to watch the one Sargon video someone linked simply because it was a video by someone you disagreed with.
>>23602951
Wrong person, I'm Estellava! I think TiA is funny and nice to read sometimes, and that Rory is wrong.
I think tumblrinas and anti-tumblr neckbeards are both stupid, just that tumblrinas are worse.
>>23602968
I'm in a lecture and also doing a catfight scene in a room, so I'm all scatterbrained right now. <3
>>23602968
>Wrong person, I'm Estellava!
Oh my apologies, I suck cocks. Please find it somewhere in your heart to forgive me.
>>23602968
I'm inclined to disagree, Este. While Tumblrinas are pretty bad, I'd say anti-Tumblrinas have more potential to be worse. When you go too far down the otherside, you wind up in places like stormfront.
And while extreme "SJWs" are bad, they're not neo-Nazis.
>>23602984
<3
>>23602993
The majority of bad anti-Tumblrina people are just keyboard warriors who aren't doing anything other than bitch out comment sections and go "hope you die whore" in response to youtube videos. The majority of bad Tumblrinas are actively crusading to change our world's culture to fit their world views. One's annoying, one's destructive (to my standards).
>>23603001
(ofc I'm discounting people who call bomb threats at feminism meet-ups, and the people who throw bottles of STD-piss at MRA/anti-immigration protests, because I have no idea which is more frequent)
So anyone here ever scene on ss13? If what server?
>>23603010
(Also, I'm not counting literal neo-nazis and the like among the anti-Tumblr people because I feel like they're this own faction that's mingling with folks like GG, but that's arguable. I don't want to get into that because it turns into this big fuzzy blur of whatever.)
>>23602922
The sexualization of male characters isn't the same as the sexualization of female characters, in the first place, though; even if that wasn't the Twitter name for it, that would STILL be TIA taking things out of context.
I also see nothing wrong with the things you linked there. Again, there's a hugely important context: Queer people of colour are marginalized and don't get shown to exist. Shit, all too often they do the same thing with bisexual people and transpeople regardless of colour.
I've also never seen any "non-satirical" blogs arguing for global castration (although voluntary human extinction is a thing), but I have seen several MRA blogs wanting women to be forced into subservience. And lawmakers who try to control what women can and can't do.
>>23602951
No, I refused to watch the Sargon video because I already know Sargon and who and what he is. It's also not like that person wouldn't ignore an Anita Sarkeesian video or something (not that I care much for her myself, though the Lego thing made me cry. My dad never played with me ;_;).
>>23602968
>I'm Estellava
Oh Goddamnit, you tricked me. Of course you're going to believe TIA. and of course you're not going to understand why people are complaining about white gays.
>>23602984
You actually didn't get it wrong. I've got the (You). But keep sucking cocks.
>>23602993
>>23603001
"Tumblrinas" are barely even bad at all. For one thing, half of them don't even say what people think they say, for another they're in their own little bubble saying those things in the first place.
"Anti-SJW" people on the other hand are the kind of people who support Trump and do things like >>23597336 and just in general make it difficult for people to join hobbies and do things. They've got the inertia of the societal norms backing them up. Which is why it's always ridiculous to me when people treat the two "sides" as if they're equivalent.
This shit is asymmetrical.
>>23603010
I can tell you which is frequent.
Oh fuck me I did it.
If you want to argue this shit, go to the chat. We'll even make a new room. I've been trying *not* to argue in the damned thread
I'm too tired and horny for this shit, I'm off to go get drunk and fuck boys with fluffy tails and big cocks. See you later nerds.
>>23602984
>>23602951
>>23603078
>You actually didn't get it wrong
Yo what the fuck, 4chan's lying to me or something
Sorry! <3
Do people ERP over steam at all?
>>23603174
I know a bunch of /v/irgins who do
I would never do such a thing though, because my steam name is attached to a bunch of things that I under no circumstances would ever want tied to ERP
>>23603174
Why would you ever
>>23603174
Yep, not really this crowd though.
Mostly the sort of utterly shameless people on /v/ with no meat friends, like they said >>23603235
And yeah, my steam is too tied to Real Shit for me to do that sort of thing with it.
>>23603991
Dump a bag of oreos on the floor and then eat them off the floor like an animal, you piece of shit.
https://www.f-list.net/c/perfectly%20harmless
>>23604446
wut
>Starting out asking for masochists
>Consent in No
Why? This honestly bothers me, even though I don't RP. I get it, you get your rocks off on rape. Someone struggling and screaming is your viagra. But do you know how hard it is to play someone who doesn't want it when the player does? "Oh no, terrible sexy things are happening to me, should I claw your eyes out and end the scene? Or should I beg for more because I clearly want to play this out?"
Although you at least seem willing for more dubiously consensual abusive relationship stuff. Like this, I assume http://pastebin.com/cPUj7C9e
Although this will always be hotter to me http://pastebin.com/ZPR7EA2f
>Not doing guro
Now *that's* also always a letdown.
>cutting an RP short so you can go out for wings and beer with your friends from highschool
You know, being a normie isn't all that bad. It certainly beats being a NEET
>>23604623
Reminded me of a time when I did pseudorape with someone in a public room and then they asked me to rape them in private. Got weird because I found out I don't like full rape. Being forced to continue raping someone who wanted to be raped got pretty meta until they disconnected and sort of glad I haven't been in chat since.
>>23605075
If you are looking for something more than erotic roleplay, this isn't really the thread.
>working with three roleplays at once
>first time character
Have I made it, erpg? Is this what success is?
>>23605015
>Raping someone who wants to be raped even though you don't want to rape them
How meta.
>>23605281
Careful not to burn yourself out, Icarus
>>23591019
Just out of curiosity, not judging anyone; just interested in people that do this stuff:
What percentage of erpers that claim to be "straight females"/at least as a character actually are? Judging by the internet 10 years ago, it'd be 0%, or at least very little. But maybe that changed overtime?
And no, I don't care about gender when doing the erp itself, I only care about the characters gender. I'm simply curious.
>>23606429
I feel you want to ask a different question, because it seems pointless and counter-productive to lie or be deceptive about the orientation you set on your F-List profile.
>>23606429
Do you mean "how many people are playing straight girls that aren't actually straight?"
>>23606443
I've had someone set to Always Dominant come to my Always Submissive character wanting me to rape them. They told me their kink list was inverted; the stuff they really like is in No, so that you can rape them better.
>>23606527
pretty much, more like "how many people are playing straight girls that are actually not girls"
>>23606530
Pansexual is the orientation most people lie about, but there are a few "straight" males and females who really just want the girlcock.
Some people are also playing straight characters that they want to be gay raped. A few have been set to gay because of the character, but they want to be raped by guys.
>>23606530
It's starting to sound like you really want to know if there are female players into erp, that also happen to be playing straight girls.
>>23606546
Yeah. I'm pretty much asking if it's all a sausagefest or if there are actual grills into erp
>>23606549
Goddamnit I defended you :T
Yes, there are actual girls that ERP. No, you will never know whether the person you're interacting with is male or female behind the keyboard. And horror of horrors, that girl you're interacting with might be transgender in real life.
... nevermind that even if someone IS a girl on the internet, there's no reason to assume they'd be the kind of girl you'd find attractive, unless your qualifications are only "has a vagina".
>>23606563
As I said. I don't care for roleplaying. I was merely interested if girls are into this genre by now, since it's textbased and all that.
Alright alright, I'll fuck off.
>>23606568
Girls have always been into this "genre". Most smut is written by women, to the point that when male authors write smut they'll often adopt female pen names.
If you don't care for roleplaying what are you even doing in the thread? Just asking "hey, where all the white women at"?
I mean, it doesn't matter. This isn't a place to get a date, it's a place to jerk off.
>>23606626
You seem to have misunderstood what I said.
I meant that I don't care about the actual gender the person behind the character they play when roleplaying.
I was just curious, since girls seem to be more omnipresent everywhere on the internet nowadays
>>23606647
>I meant that I don't care about the actual gender the person behind the character they play when roleplaying.
Then what are you even asking?
>>23606677
because I'm curious. Jesus fuck.
That's the entire reason I'm asking here on 4chan, an anonymous board, and not going "r u a grill" to random rpers.
>>23606685
He said what, not why.
>>23606689
Well then.
I am asking if there's girls into ERP now, or if it's still just guys.
If I wanted to be a fuccboi, I'd go and ask the erpers themselves, personally, wouldn't I?
I'm just autistic that way that I'd like to know the demographic of erpers.
>>23606698
I guess the confusion here is that you specified that you didn't care about the actual gender of the person behind the character. Even though you've been asking, all along, whether there are girls into ERP.
>>23606706
I don't care about the individual. I merely care about the demographic.
>>23606698
That's a stupid question with an obvious answer. If you honestly believe that there are no girls on the internet in 2016 then there's no helping you.
>>23606708
There's not some fucking census.
>>23606720
fug off m80. I do what I want : ^)
And I want to hold a census.
With dindus.
And jews.
>>23606726
Now you're just getting pissed off that people are frustrated at you for asking a stupid question. One that gets asked just about every thread, too.
So I was just looking for some feedback on a profile idea I was thinking of. I want to do some kind of GM profile where I run Archer esque adventures not sure if to include the characters from the show. Any thoughts on it? Would anyone be interested in Spy themed sessions?
>>23607491
>not sure if to include the characters from the show.
It'd be super unsexy./
>>23607536
Ah I just wasn't sure if some people would like say Larna or Katya.
>>23606563
You really jump to transphobia super quick, he was just asking a question and never mentioned trans or anything of the sort. This is why a lot of people think you can be a little too defensive.
Lana?
Lana?
Lana?
LANA!!!!
>>23607689
WHATTT?!
I didn't think these threads would still exist, since they were dying the last time I was around.
Rate my stupid edgy bullshit pls
https://www.f-list.net/c/holy%20ghost/
>>23607835
>>23607689
>>23607536
>>23607491
Well I know the profile picture is awefull, but what do you guys think of
https://www.f-list.net/c/archer%20spy-ventures/
Just made it and want to give it a spin
>>23608272
Something you should definitely specify is if you're doing group sessions or just one player. Also how sexual the whole thing has to be, like basically just an excuse to have sex or an actual plot.
Also, I haven't really seen the show, but I imagine you could get more players by broadening the scope a little. There's James Bond, Charlie's Angels, other shows that can revolve around being spies with a different tone. Because you are running a hub profile anyway, you may as well be adaptable.
How do we make /erpg/ great again?
>>23608392
Thanks for the feed back, updateing a few things based on it now.
>>23607636
I'm just pointing out that even the girls who are on the internet might not be girls the kind of person who asks that will want. I also pointed out that some of them will be ugly/fat.
>>23608272
I feel that making it explicitly Archer themed is not great. But I will say that Cheryl cosplay is great, especially the little bag of gummie bears and the glue.
>>23608700
Yeah I made a Custom Pref about being fine up for doing any spy themed rp. Still a little specific but a tad better at least.
>>23608700
Girls are girls, as in born with a vagina.
Trannies are transgirls at best. Still not girls. They can never be girls, as they weren't born girls.
Stop living in an illusion.
>>23608746
This really isn't the place for this anon
This is where we imagine to be cute girls getting fucked by our older brothers
>>23608809
Nothing wrong with imagining being a grill if that floats your boat, anon.
I was just telling the anon that thought trannies were grills that they aren't grills.
>>23608746
>>23608880
yes please by all means share more of your [s]dipshit transphobic feels[/s] valuable insights about gender anon
>>23609229
No, please. You're feeding it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I DON"T WANT TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Please kill me
>it's a chat room for your fetish is dead episode
>>23610249
What?
Any campaigns coming up with a small amount of lewds and lots of dungeon exploring? Random ERPing simply doesn't cut it for me.
>>23608063
pls respond
>>23608700
>I'm just pointing out
Something he didn't ask for, didn't care about, and was completely irrelevant, unless you make huge assumptions about his ulterior motives for his pretty simple and obvious question.
You were heavily
>implying
Something about the guy that was plainly untrue, explicitly disclaimed up front, and obviously insulting.
>>23565573
>>23565636
>>23565647
>>23565710
>>23565893
>>23565963
>>23566300
>>23566349
>>23568203
>>23568821
>>23568954
>>23570041
>>23571672
>>23571763
>>23572046
>None yet, I'll make it when I get home.
>31 Mar 2016
Another incubus that never delivered.
>>23602922
>after I told him I was aggressively Latino, he said, "good, i need you to be aggressively latino on my hardwood floors, because they need polishing."
Merciless.
http://www.vice.com/read/i-spent-a-month-dating-sugar-mamas-and-i-wouldnt-do-it-again
>>23611254
You're also heavily
>implying
so really what are you even trying to say? Either way, that was yesterday, and you're pulling up old shit. Why? Who even cares? His simple question is one that gets asked all the damned time and comes from a place of incredibly naive ignorance.
Are there girls on the internet? This board is full of them. That should answer the question.
>>23611270
Pretty sure they actually did make the character. Or maybe I'm just confused by the fact that they posted the art.
>>23611270
Mm checking their previous character
>Last online: 5d, 3h ago
So yeah, they're gone. Just like last time.
>>23613205
They could be the type who only gets to play on the weekend.
>>23608063
>>23610673
I checked it out yesterday but was too tired to do anything but go to sleep, so I just bookmarked it and told myself I'd get back to it.
Anyway, I like it, the edginess isn't bad because it comes off as self aware enough to pull it off. Ironically enough my first thought was throwing my military character at her.
Probably throw you a note at some point, got some shit to sort out first.
>>23608063
My main issue is that the set up is a bit... I don't know. You've got a setting (a city in civil unrest with a gang of violent anti-government types) that doesn't really fit a sort of "plug and play" character type.
Plus, what is the political or ideological belief of this group? Is she a militant Right wing Dominionist? A leftist revolutionary? Freedom fighter against an oppressive government? Even if the character herself is just doing it for kicks, what's the Movement itself all about?
Is she going to be part of a group of youths barricading the downtown area and getting into a shootout with armed police while singing about justice?
>>23603243
This image makes me want to make a /tg/-themed tiefling adventurer who turns into an aggressively submissive slut when work is done but stays more-or-less professional when out adventuring and stuff.
>>23615140
"Aggressively submissive" isn't a thing that gets done enough.
Admittedly I'm always worried to do that with randies. I always feel that if I'm too determined and controlling the pace of things (overtly), I'll make whatever dominant I'm playing with feel insecure.
So instead I've mostly rolled my eyes and went along with whatever they did, and only tried to subtly guide the pace.
>>23615186
Obviously the answer is to take some innocent shota and train him into being a dominant.
>>23615299
It's possible. I did just get a Note from a shota. But he seems too "searched anime boy on Google" for my tastes.
>>23597807
D&D and other Table RP Games are about telling a story together
the GM DM are the Narrator, with the other players playing the main characters
it requires a good amount of social skills to play any RPG
meaning any good RPG player is going to be fairly normal
obviously you were playing with the wrong crowd
which begs the question
why were you associating with them in the first place ?
And why is it that Feminists Purposely seek out the worst people
when ever they want to study or write about something
they only care about trying to prove they're right
they don't care how many people they negatively Stereotype.
>>23616261
>4 days ago
why
>nobody ever wants to do ERP solo games in an actual system :_:
>>23616511
So how the fuck do you add these great big lines to your profiles? There doesn't seem to be any BBC code detailing it
>>23616261
For all the people saying "no game is better than a bad game", most people end up in bad games because "no game or bad game" is really the only choice they have.
Also, "Feminists purposefully seek out the worst" is the most myopic and ridiculous statement anyone can make. For one thing, it assumes people are actually seeking this stuff out, as opposed to it actually happening whether you go looking for it or not. The things in that article were all personal experiences.
>>23616511
That's because they're bad, and there are no good mechanics for ERP. So that means everything is freeforming in the middle of a regular game, but that means disrupting the flow of the game to typefuck. If you're playing in a game with three or more people, GM included, that means either it's all orgies or people sit out while two members of the party fuck.
It never really works out well, other than longterm campaigns where people typefuck on the side during downtime.
>>23616721
Yes, Light theme is terrible. But also it's a horizontal rule.
[hr]
>>23616749
You bitch about people cherry-picking the worst examples, and then it's okay when the side you support does it? Uncool and hypocritical.
>>23616824
>Things that happened to you is cherry picking
>>23616749
But my erotically charged solo adventures :(
>>23616899
Yeah, but at that point the sex gets in the way. I mean, there's a reason people talk about games like Fate/Stay as the porn getting in the way. And even the erotically charged games like Fairy Fighting you're mostly trying to avoid the sex because it's ending the game.
>>23617068
Perhaps I'm just the odd one then
My favourite game I've ever played in was a solo exalted game where I got to go around politicking and assembling a harem
>>23616511
This is something I really want to do, Im looking to run spy themed adventures most likely in WoD until I find a more fitting system/Learn fate.
>>23616865
You're either forgetting or intentionally ignoring:
>>23598056
>Most of my experiences have been positive. The good outweighs the bad, by a lot. But there are problems.
You are literally doing the exact thing you accuse others of: focusing on the negative to the exclusion of all else, and then acting like the negative is the only thing that exists.
>>23617092
My interest is piqued
>>23617374
https://www.f-list.net/c/spy%20ventures/
It was All archer based at first, but im really open with the settings I run.
>>23617090
It's not that you can't, but it tends to be harder.
I had a Mage game that had a lot of sexual stuff, and sometimes felt like a dating sim aside from the life/world threatening stuff. Plus my infamous Promethean game that had a lot of rape. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7307326/
And then there was my Possessed game, which was about a pedophile serial killer JK Rowling expy, who I remade for F-list before realizing both I don't like RPing and I don't like RPing with the shota here https://www.f-list.net/c/maria%20sunderland
The typical Dungeons & Dragons game is bad for adding in sexual stuff, because it *always* gets in the way of things, simply because of how D&D works. Every time I've had sexual stuff in an actual game, it went badly (though that might have been because it was Touhoufag raping my characters). D&D is a very inorganic feeling game.
For other games, it can possibly work, though it can also still feel forced. Especially since the sex descriptions tend to have a very different tone from the rest of the game. Then again, combat is the same way, so if you do RPGs you're used to tonal differences.
Still, you might want to look into the VtR sourcebook "Strange Dead Love". It's all about one on one 'romance' roleplaying, and even gives advice for running one on one games with an erotic tone.
http://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/97127/Strange-Dead-Love
http://docslide.us/documents/vampire-the-requiem-strange-dead-love.html
I am frankly shocked by the lack of good Integra/Seras art.
>>23617264
I meant the original article. Neither of those things are cherry picking. That's not even what the term cherrypicking means. Also, that's not even what I'm doing. But it doesn't even matter because as >>23616283 points out...
>>23617479
>because as >>23616283 points out...
And then you were dumb enough to take up the cause again.
Guys
Stop
Just
Fuck
Okay
Massive Cocks
>>23619176
Shhh, let it find silent peace at last.
>https://www.f-list.net/c/gabriel%20de%20angelo/
POST PROFILES YOU SLUTS. IT'S HOW YOU GET TO FUCK STUFF WHICH IS WHAT WE'RE ALL HERE FOR.
>>23619198
No, I want to talk about cocks, the kinds being stuff inside me to be specific.
>>23619224
THEN POST A PROFILE SO PEOPLE KNOW WHERE TO STICK THEIR DICK.
>>23619234
I already did tho :v
>>23619176
>size difference
A high tier kink, especially when taking a cock just a little too big for you. Or, when giving the D to a woman bigger than you
>>23619242
That is one weird pussy.
>Approach someone OOC
>They respond pretty rudely like I'm wasting their time by asking if they'd be interested
Guess I'm glad they said no, can't stand people like that even if their character is neat.
>>23619285
I wish there were big burly fat rich fantasy guys for me to play my hobbit maid with.
I should make another halfling.
>>23619901
You best hop on, I'll play as the fattest fucking rich old dude for her.
>>23620113
Show me
http://imgur.com/a/OOv8k
This is super cute and lewd
>>23621179
I'll make a profile, or if you hop on I can just play using another as a fat old man.
>Someone from the thread sends you a note
:3
>>23623811
Every time that happens, I'm like "oh, I don't actually RP though"
>>23624176
I do RP though... a little
and pretty much only as FE canons
But it still counts right?
>>23624345
>tfw you wanna make a canon but there are so many of that exact character
>many of which are interested in the same other canon's that I would be interested it and there's a lot fewer of those to go around
>can't help but feel it's be compared to the lot of them
>and a lot of them are REALLY good
>tfw Mom character
>tfw I can't think of any fucking cute things to call anybody
>All I can think of is "Sweetie" or "Honey"
>>23624967
Darling, sweetheart, cutie, sugarlump, sweetpea.
>Looping Careless Whisper during a scene
This was a good idea
>>23621218
That is pretty goddamn adorable
You know, for people who complain about never seeing a certain profile type, y'all some picky mother fuckers when it shows up.
>>23626575
Any particular profile type we're talking about here?
anyone tried the Glorywall app for ERP?
>>23627007
There's an app for that?
>>>/tg/46619872
and now we all await the inevitable b&
>>23628487
>Everyone there complaining about me
>>23628548
Glad you don't need me to do it
Anyone who is /SL/ contact me (bunchacrunch) okay? I know a swell club. Just opened up. Much amazing.
>>23628563
Bunchacrunch, why are you shitting up that thread.
Less than a week ago, you thought I was a great person and were creepily telling me how I'm a good person and asking me how you could do better. When I told you that your actions were keeping you out of the channel, you flipped your script and started decrying me at every turn. All because I pointed out how you were making people uncomfortable.
You went from telling me that you appreciated me trying to educate you to saying that I was harassing you all the time and shouting at you and that people would listen to me more if I didn't... educate them, I guess.
So you know what? I'm going to give you this one secret. Orikalyn has told all of us mods that there is one magical thing that you can do and we'll unban you. It's a thing that a decent person would do. If you do that one thing, you will be unbanned. You have a chance to come back.
>bunchacrunch coming back
pls no
>>23628610
Jesus christ, really? Man I don't like to get into petty arguments with you. But you and the mods have a secret magic thing to let Buncha come back? And you're bringing this into the thread? Come on, you're better than this.
>>23628610
If you mean apologize or something, No. Removing myself from your sphere of influence was a decision I am still patting myself on the back on. Truth be told, you were all a big stressor in my life that I don't want to go back to deal with anymore. I do not want to be in a position where you have authority over me again.
I know this game. You'll move the goalposts. I'm not completely stupid here. Even if I were to be 'let back in', it would be on terms as thin as silk. Crack one joke you don't like? Boom. Gone. Seeing as how the thing that finally got me banned was telling people that I had my goddamn cat declawed, I don't think I'd last too long at all if I was given "Another possible chance"
... Why the hell do you want me back in, anyways?
>>23628623
>But you and the mods have a secret magic thing to let Buncha come back?
Uh... yes? We're the mods. I was being sarcastic. He wasn't banned from F-list or anything.
>>23628647
You didn't remove yourself from my sphere of influence.
You were removed from it. There is a very large difference.
Also, you seem to forget that I was the one who was arguing for you to stay in the room. I was the one who defended you, even though I'm aware that in many ways banning you was the right decision. That ban was always going to be temporary until your switch was flipped and you started harassing people and being more petulant, all over the fact that we didn't *tell* you how long it might be. It also wasn't really telling people that you had your cat declawed that got you kicked out.
Regardless, I had at least thought you would be better than to join the Rory hate train and start shitposting about how I'm a big bad SJW and I was mean to you.
You have me on ignore on F-list. I can still see you post on /tg/.
>>23628680
>I was being sarcastic
Yeah... eat a dick.
>>23628681
"I was being sarcastic about the thing that you need to do being some kind of magic, it is a completely mundane action".
>>23628680
I mean it's just stupid to moderate by means of, "There's something you have to do to get back in~" It comes across as fucking childish.
You are all ridiculous children.
>>23628709
You have no idea.
(Note Bunchacrunch today for a sweet second life hotspot! Hot furrys, animus and tarps are waiting for you to call RIGHT NOW! 1-800-GFYS! That's 1-800-GFYS! Call now!)
>>23628647
>removing myself from your sphere of influence was a decision I'm still patting myself on the back for
Next step is leaving the threads my friend. It's an even better decision.
>>23628784
Public forum. She has no power here, although I'm only going to keep on glancing here on the rare occasion instead of being someone who's actively participating.
And there goes the /tg/ thread
>>23628854
It was fun while it lasted.
>>23628854
It was lively, I'll give it that.
AAAAND THE /TG/ THREAD IS NUUUUKED!
was fun while it lasted.
>>23628858
>>23628854
Shows there's still legit intrest in this filth.
>>23628863
I'm actually remaking a f-list right now to try to give it a go again.
Unfortunately my last experience with flist games ended when no one knew how to RP, but I'm fine going at it again. Lewd games are fun.
>>23628869
Yo man, Go for it. Don't let the kiddie slapfights in the thread dissuade you (ones which I am a part of... shit...), the ERP community is quite big and vibrant. I'm still planning something to give it a little spark, but I do like how people are interested in lewd tabletop shit still
>>23628874
I don't give a shit about the drama here.
I judge by capability to actually RP.
>>23628888
>>23611652
>>23616283
>posts have expiration dates
Oops, replied to old shit again :^)
This isn't actually a chat room, you realize. Not everyone constantly keeps up with a general 24/7. Older posts don't suddenly stop being there for new people to read for the first time catching up.
This is what happens when a general is so dead it lasts a week before bump limit.
>>23613205
What character. They didn't link any in the last thread.
>>23629094
Posts don't have expiration dates, but people do tend to move past bullshit, so why bring up the old drama?
>>23629140
>why bring up the old drama?
>/tg/ thread dead
You tried
>tfw got a five minute ban from channel because I was bitching out Rory
>tfw most other mods apologized for it
>Still didn't go back to that hell hole
I literally don't understand why you people still go there
>>23629140
If you want people not to reply to something you consider 'drama,' don't post drama in the first place. Because it's not going to be 'old' to other people.
This is the future you chose.
>>23629337
Like this for instance. Now people can reply to this and ask for clarification. What the hell was the conversation that led to a 5 minute ban?
Or this.
>>23628647
>cat declawed
I've known people whose landlords require any cats to be declawed in their contract. It's fucked up.
>>23629380
>Like this for instance. Now people can reply to this and ask for clarification. What the hell was the conversation that led to a 5 minute ban?
No idea, this was like a year ago. I was probably calling him a idiotic nigger. Fact of the matter is, there's nothing so assholish I could have said that would be worse than Rory and what-xir's-name the Rory-Apologist.
>>23629337
>>23629449
I'm sure you've already aired your grievance more than once.
>>23629449
>and what-xir's-name the Rory-Apologist.
That sounds like a real special snowflake of a story. Share it?
>>23629380
You weren't replying to something that I posted, though. Also, for the record, it was that he pissed off basically the entire room by, in their eyes, justifying mutilating his cat.
>>23629673
More likely he's just vaguely insulting anyone who doesn't hate me by strawmanning them as everything that 4chan hates. Though many of the people I know are trans, none use non-standard pronouns other than maybe "they".
This, of course, is another example of people creating drama *about* me, as opposed to drama created *by* me.
Wait a tic.
>>23591204
>ID: B3WkH0Yg
Allegedly-Bunchacrunch lightheartedly accused someone else of being Buncha?
That is a really roundabout way of agreeing with someone's opinion.
What a tweest.
>Ignored by the last six people I've talked to
>Set myself to looking
>Not even the thirsty shitters say anything
I feel it.
>>23629863
ayy lmao
>>23630088
Caught in the act.
>>23629863
>>23630096
He was annoying as fuck and always did weird things like that for reasons known only to himself, I'm glad he decided to stay away.
>>23616824
Hypocrisy is his lifeblood.
>>23628854
>>23628863
That one was too blatant to live.
I've seen pretty nice lewdity threads last into bumplimit.
>>23629094
>What character. They didn't link any in the last thread.
A character from their previous appearance five months prior.
Posting it is kinda creeping on them so imma not do that.
>>23630265
Oh, better then that. I'm outright banned from the ERPG channel and frankly, I dont want to return. I'm actually offended that I'm given the offer to *maybe* come back if I *maybe* apologize or some shit sarcastic term (the goalposts are just going to be moved) but hey, look on the bright side: You wont have to worry about me shitting up the ERPG chat anymore!
>>23630674
I don't think that misunderstanding a simple post, then having it explained to you because you have childlike reading comprehension, counts as moving goalposts.
Can you guys stop gossiping and bickering like children about drama from the chat
Or is that all these threads are anymore
>>23631507
>Can you guys stop gossiping and bickering like children about drama from the chat
No.
>Or is that all these threads are anymore
Yes.
POST PROFILES OR LEWD STUFF YOU'RE LOOKING TO DO.MAKE REQUESTS, ASK FOR SUGGESTIONS, ANYTHING BUT BITCHING
>>23631775
I think I'd take the 2nd one there myself.
Someone posted a simple RPG involving lolis and Tac-Ops on the /tg/ lewding thread. I actually really like this.
>>23630682
Don't be ridiculous, of course it is.
>>23631793
That was me. I should run a game of Tactical Waifu for the channel.
>>23631775
>Make requests
There are never any big burly bear guys who want their butts licked by realistic transgirls or halflings.
>>23631775
I made yet another Fire emblem canon character, happy?
https://www.f-list.net/c/paladin%20peri
>>23631775
Eh.
>>23631793
I'd be down for that
>>23631876
Lies and slander. Bring on the halfling.
>https://www.f-list.net/c/erik%20hound%20of%20rynn/
>>23631879
But do you play with non-canons?
>>23631882
Lewd
>>23631876
ah goddamnit.
Come June though, I think I'll hold something up to a vote. The fact that we had so many people intrested in Princess the Hopefull really makes me ... uh, hopeful, and shows that there is a HUGE interest in RPGs here.
The world needs more GMs!
>>23631936
>But do you play with non-canons?
Sometimes
I make exceptions for people I like
>>23631936
>Lies and slander. Bring on the halfling.
I can't be a maid to a hobo :T
>>23631938
>ah goddamnit.
It's only goddamnit if you look at things the way that you are. No one is really holding you down except for yourself.
>>23631938
>The world needs more GMs!
I'm working on that!
Getting signups like this
http://pastebin.com/Gm8rgukK
to my first GMing attempt is only MILDLY discouraging
>>23631972
To be fair you don't have the best track record with games. I know werewolf wasn't ENTIRELY your fault. But Changeling petered out just as fast if not faster.
>>23631938
I'd love to GM, but internet stuff is next to impossible to do.
>>23631972
Lies and slander, he's a more or less respectable knight now, Vangarian guard style
>>23631972
Hey Rory? Even if things even out between us (which honestly I kinda want them to), Please do not under any circumstance unban me from your channel, okay?
>>23631982
Moonlight? Link the one of that drone commander who doesn't know what he wants to be
(because the way he's spinning the concept dissapoints me greatly.)
>Meanwhile, flirting with someone in SL about my very nerdy voice who has a nazi fetish
wew
>>23632026
Oros had some pretty good runs. Metal Gear was just cancled because the guy has serious MDD and I am still seeing what I can do to get him a proper therapist.
Given what I know about where he lives (others have helped) it does not look good!
>>23632032
Sure, lets eeeverybody laugh
>http://pastebin.com/AnhHKURP
and then
>Of course the point is that he wouldn't be part of the 'action'. He'd be a glance at what could happen if an empowered civilian decided to take advantage of their powers not for good or evil, but just for profit and self-benefit - not a hero, not a villain. Just True Neutral. That, or he is subconsciously wanting to use less violent and dangerous methods to protect the world from evil. Honestly, he doesn't even know which one it is.
aaand then a backup character
>Hm. K. I have a Cyber Ninja (Justified Trope - he's an edgy college student, he takes on the ninja style because it is cool in his opinion) Bomb Throwing Anarchist who has plenty of excuses to aid our heroes.
>>23632046
What sucks is that the trope of "Hero who doesn't know he wants to be a hero" is a trope I rather like. I assume that you want people to be outright heros in this instead of morally grey (to morally questionable) antis.
I mean fuck, you like the comic I linked.
>>23632046
>Alies/Name : Zero
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I DIDN'T NOTICE THIS
THIS IS THE MOST CLICHED THING EVER! FAKE OUTRAGE! WOAH!
>>23632061
Yes I want to be pretty straightforward for the first game.
Also, this guy sucks at the trope anyway. He just wants to be a super-smart version of himself that gets to sit and do nothing and win everything.
>Okay I will be fine I got other roleplaying chats this one sounded cool though hope it works out, and my English is still a bit bad I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
Huh, the Zero guy at least can bow out with dignity.
