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And here's me on the left! Took my girl to the beach for the weekend. Caught some of the first rays of sun this spring. Now back to work. How is everyone doing? What have you guys been up to today? I'll find a few good questions for you guys if this takes off, and answer any reasonable question as well.
>>23590988
is your gf a shemale or just a chubby face ?
>>23590988
looking good bro ! your gf as well, she look pretty tall, what's her height ? and where were this picture taken ?
>>23591029
Haha yeah mate, she's super tall. I'm 1.90m, I think she's a little over 1.80m. This was taken at zandvoort which is a place in the Netherlands. Also thanks for the compliment! I noticed most of your pics are with animals. Do you work with them professionally?
>>23591070
not at all, the dog in the picture's not mine but from a friend, she's super sweet !
I told you before, maybe you don't remember but i'm actually searching in the motorbike selling field ^^
i'll do a non paid stage soon btw, i'm pretty happy, i'll work for Mv Agusta/Aprilia, just a few weeks, but still, that's cool
>>23591095
O right! Yeah now I remember dude. How's that coming along? Cool to hear you're going to do an internship mate!
>>23591095
Saw motorbike. Had to.
What do you ride?
Do you think MV will emerge out after filing for bankruptcy?
I was set on buying an MV but had to pass after test riding the F4 and the Dragster 800 RR.
i'm 6'4. Like a monkey on a tricycle.
>>23591116
>pic related, my bikes
you really felt like a monkey on a tricycle with the F4 ? I had one, and i really think that's quite a bike for tall people but hey, i believe you.
Also, yeah MV will emerge but Castiglioni have to surrender and let Mercedes take the lead, it'll be great like it was great for Audi and Ducati, more money = more developpement = more reliability = more marketing = more selling, it's only for the best.
Castiglioni is just mad because he's the boss and his ego don't let him go away from his company just "like that", but if he stay at the head of the company, employees will suffer from it...
If you're tall you should buy a big trail like Multistrada or GS, i think i'll buy this kind of bike now, they're just too comfy and fun and powerful and amazing to ride
>>23591108
well for now i'm doing great i think, i have only something like 8% rate of answer from the dealerships but i keep sending mail everywhere, i have good hopes for the future
>>23591253
>>23591116
Jelly of both!
>>23591547
You dont have to :P
Actually with some work and will you can have any bike !
AX
>>23592047
How many dicks have you sucked?
>>23592071
If you found yourself on a desert island, what three things would you need to survive and name one luxury item you would want.
>>23592137
I wouldn't try to survive normally
But a device I can browse 4chan with I guess.
>>23590988
how did you guys meet?
>>23591029
what frustrates you?
>>23592071
what's your most irrational fear?
>>23590988
I like her coat! Where did she get it?
>>23591029
I really do like the dog, but those eyes remind me of the dog from the opening credits of Goosebumps haha. Did you ever watch that show or read any of the books?
>>23592165
Is that real wood paneling or the fake 70's shit?
>>23592071
You from Italy or spain?
>>23592165
Hows living in the mountians
>>23592196
fake shit. I hate this house
>>23592196
what's your least favorite facial feature?
>>23592152
That is fair enough. Why wouldn't you want to survive?
>>23592161
That's a good number of dicks. Best/worst experiences?
>>23592165
When did you start wearing glasses?
>>23592196
On average how long does it take you to get ready to go out somewhere?
>>23592204
too many rednecks
what is the best part about where you live?
>>23592209
ooof, 5th grade (almost 15 years ago)
what is your favorite book and/or movie?
>>23592204
Neither
What made you think of that filename.
>>23592165
More like disgust and it's perfectly rational : cherry tomato seeds
What would you like to do that you aren't able to right now.
>>23590988
Great picture! I love the color palette
So this is the famous artist girlfriend, you guys look cute
Do you plan of getting engaged soon ?
>>23592206
Nose for sure.
>>23592209
On average, probably 30 to 45 minutes. What's your favorite movie you've seen since the beginning of 2016?
>>23592224
Its sunny all the time and they're are no basques around.
>>23592228
Portuguese or arabic? Creativeness I belive.
>>23592224
I haven't read anything seriously in years but I always had a soft spot for Harry Potter since it was my childhood basically. As for movies, my all time favourite is probably Die Hard.
>>23592231
I've actually only seen two new movies since the beginning of the year, but of those two I'd say Lazer Team was the better of the two.
That's quite a short amount of time to get ready, I can respect that.
>>23592245
Arabic.
>>23592209
I wouldn't try so hard I guess
What is your current job.
>>23592253
My current job is working in a bowling alley. It's fun but stressful at times.
>>23592249
I just looked up Lazer Team. Looks stupid, but in a good way haha. Good choice on Die Hard. How did you end up working at a bowling alley and what is your actual work like? Do you hand out balls and shoes? If so, do you have any gross stories?
>>23592228
kek, that is very specific. what about them disgusts you?
I want to see my grandparents in Peru but I have no money for airfare. My grandma will probably die soon
>>23592309
Well, about 4 years ago I was desperate for work, having had to drop out of university the previous year. I was applying to here, there and everywhere and I guess I just got lucky in getting the job.
A lot of the work at the alley is generally being nice to customers and serving them at the front desk or on the bar and such. General customer service bullshit. I do tend to give out shoes (we leave the balls on racks behind the lanes), and while nothing outright gross has ever happened with shoes, the amount of times the shoes get handed back in and they're warm to the touch is surprisingly high. I guess that's why we sanitise the insides of them after every use...
>>23590988
Have you thought of what you'd name your kids if you had them
>>23592356
I respect all of that. Customer service is really hard especially in a place where people are supposed to go to have fun. I had in hot shoes most of the time when I go, so I was just curious to hear some insider stories haha.
>>23592071
Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
>>23592452
Too cold.
>>23592319
I hate cherry tomatoes in general and the seeds are JUST ugh
Aw is she sick ?
>>23592452
Generally we like to keep things nice and clean anyway, so nothing truly gross has ever happened aside from the odd drink spillages. But speaking of hot, I believe it could be used to describe you. Is that a nose piercing I see?
>>23592505
Yeah, but I'm thinking about ditching it and letting it recover.
>>23592534
Well, I think it rather suits you. Can I ask why though?
>>23592550
Why I'm thinking about getting rid of it? I'm over it plus I just got done being sick and almost ripped the damn thing out a couple of times haha.
i uploaded them to http://lifeinvader.org/index.php/2016/04/04/facebook-pictures-from-bunnygirl/
>>23592567
That's fair enough. Your decision at the end of the day, right?
>>23592165
What frustrate me ? A lot of things unfortunately... Everything that i find unfair i guess, not being able to do what i want in my life, always learning things by the hard way...stuff like this ^^
What about you ? Where do you live ?
>>23592196
Never watched the movie/show but i've read some books when i was a kid :)
You're cute ! Do you get hit on a lot ?
>>23592581
Oh yeah. Why are you here? How did you find out about this place? How many construction vehicles have you had to identify in the captcha? haha
>>23592594
Right now, I'm here because I have nothing better to do, generally because I'm not very social otherwise. Found out about this place two/three years ago and lurked on and off since then, and I'd say roughly about 20 construction vehicles in the captcha, though it seems to ask me a lot more often about food, drink and stop signs.
It did just ask me about trees though.
>>23592591
I forgot they made a movie! Jack Black's funny sometimes, but his whole act just seems kind of tired to me. Do you have a favorite book from the series? Or maybe just a cover? Mine is pic related. I get hit on, but I typically don't put myself in a position to go out and get hit on.
>>23592503
lel, I don't like cherry tomatoes either. I get the same reaction as you every time I see mold on food. makes me want to kill myself kek. Also pregnant women, animals, etc. I want to run away when I see it
yea there's an assload of things wrong with her. My grandma on my father's side died two years ago but I think I'm going to miss this one much more
>>23592591
what do you find the most unfair?
>>23592643
in all honesty i don't remember it very well, since the time i've read some i was maybe...8 ? 9 ? something like this :p
I remember vaguely something with a puppet like Chucky but that's it ^^
I'm more of a comics/scifi/heroic fantasy reader anyway !
>>23592618
Don't you have anything to ask me? Given how you responded to my second pic, I'd guess you've got some questions for me
>>23592652
hmm i'd say being a good guy, an hard worker and not being rewarded in life as i should be. i do think it's really unfair sometimes when i see lazy people where i work having a better treatment than me just because they're friend with their boss, i'm always working my ass off to prove that i'm worth it and what's the reward ? the most ungrateful and difficult task... thanks ! it's like sometimes people try their best to "break" you. And it's kind of the same on the dating scene, i think that i'm a good guy, i'm not perfect for sure, but i'm the type of guy that you can count on and will never do any harm to others and yet i'm not successful, wich break my confidence a little wich make things more difficults wich break things my confidence a little more etc etc
>>23592676
I actually get intimidated by hot girls. I don't know why. But hey, that's on me.
What sort of music do you like listening to? Is there a song you like to listen to when you're upset?
>>23592697
I like just about anything Trent Reznor makes. The Social Network soundtrack is amazing and most of his NIN stuff is worth a listen. When I'm upset, I like Jeff Buckley's cover of Bob Dylan's "Mama You Been on my Mind" What's your favorite Christmas movie?
>>23592656
Do you like Star Wars? If so, what do you think will happen in ep 8?
>>23592209
What is the strangest thing you like to eat?
>>23592372
If you could only watch 4 movies for the next 5 months what would they be?
>>23592452
What is your ideal sat?
>>23592723
yeah i like it and i honestly don't know, the ep 7 was not THAT good to me, i mean, come on, the girl start using the force just like "that" ? Luke learned with fucking Yoda and it took some times to do some shitty tricks... + kylo ren who don't have any charisma...
But i actually liked the black guy and the return of Han Solo/Chewie
>>23592716
Probably a cop-out answer but Die Hard. It's totally a Christmas movie. But I guess if that doesn't count then I always did like Elf.
Do you play any video games? If yes what do you enjoy playing?
>>23592737
While I personally don't think it's strange people say I'm weird for eating pizza crusts.
What was the inspiration behind that tattoo?
>>23592754
I love pizza crusts. As for my tattoo, I have never been a big anime fan but my friend convinced me to watch FMA and I actually really enjoyed most of it, this lead me to read about the ouroborus tattoo the homunculus were sporting and I really liked the meaning behind it, I really liked Carl Jungs interpretation. I could have gone with a more traditional style but I stuck with the fma version because it's what exposed me to it in the first place.
>>23592779
Awesome! You sound like my kind of girl lmao. Have a good one.
>>23592738
My opinion on Rey is totally dependent on what's next in the trilogy. Yeah, she seemed to catch on too quick, but what if she's some godly force user? I thought Kylo was cool and had he definitely captured my attention when he was on screen. Finn and Han/Chewie definitely stole the show, so I can definitely agree with that.
>>23592754
Both great Christmas movies haha. I played Skyrim for a bit, but I lost interest. My attention span is non-existent haha.
>>23592737
Ideal Sat is waking up late, having a heavy breakfast, and fishing in a river and drinking.
What's your favorite pet?
>>23592896
I never did get into Skyrim myself, didn't have a console/PC capable of running it when it came out and just never picked it up.
May I ask about your sexuality? Are you straight, bi or gay?
(Captcha asked about bicycles I'm laughing)
>>23592928
I am a huge animal person, I can't pick just one. The best pet I have ever owned so far though was my special needs cat Leela, she was the most wonderful cat. She was missing an eye, a nostril and a malformed jaw but man she was cute and so full of personality.
It's almost a guarantee I'm going to kill myself. Possibly via legal euthanization. AMA
>>23592161
8 dicks? Didn't you claim to be a virgin in another thread?(I understand these things are not mutually exclusive)
>>23592950
You don't need to second guess posing questions to me, ok? I'm bi.
>>23592955
She looks so freaking cute! Good on you for taking in a special needs animal!
>>23590988
What country are you from? It looks like a dreary place I'd like to live.
And cute dog!
>>23592071
How would you describe your circle of friends in three words?
>>23592209
How many girlfriends/partners have you had?
>>23592968
Why do you want to kill yourself?
>>23593017
I'll remember that. And awesome! Being bi is like having the best of both worlds. Do you have a preference for one gender over the other or do you not care either way?
>>23593037
One partner. It's kinda depressing actually. I'm looking to get back in the dating game soon.
>>23593044
When I was very young I was diagnosed as autistic. I also suffered brain damage at two points in my life and was diagnosed with schizophrenia as a teenager. I'm generally pretty disinterested in life. I have things I enjoy/hobbies. But these aren't really interested to sway me from death. I'm not excited about the propsect of suicide to go too far out of my way. But my grandmother lives in the Netherlands and assisted suicide is legal there and people regularly tell me I don't belong in society, that I should kill myself,that there is nothing redeeming about me, etc I've tried to gain some kind of marketable skills but I never seem to get much better at anything(I've been trying to learn to program since I since in middle school). I also can't tie my shoes due to dyspraxia despite having spent a lot of time trying to learn how and have difficulty with other otherwise normal tasks.
I've also never had any real friends despite going out of my way to speak to people/never really been able to understand other people despite lifelong therapy. I've never had anyone be attracted to me before and if I hadn't recently hired a prostitute I'd be a 27 year old virgin. I consider these things minor compared to the first paragraph though
>>23593054
I really don't care. Don't you want to know my cup size?
>>23593020
Show us that Australian vagina
>>23592643
I just noticed the tv show is on netflix and I might watch it soon. The movie was ok. It was a pretty standard modern movie for children with lots of cgi.
>>23593092
I mean, sure, if you wanna tell me that? I'll make a shot in the dark though. C cup?
>>23593099
Oh shit! It might not be great. I imagine it's one of those shows you had to grow up with.
>>23593113
You are so far off
>>23593054
That doesn't sound so bad. People seem to put a lot of emphasis on personal validity with partner counts which I've never understood. Other than the typical, meaningless 3 month relationships you go through in teen years I've only had one long term partner myself.
>>23593088
That's a hard run. Who are these people to you that feel they can tell you you don't belong?
>>23593096
You wot?
>>23593153
(I was 7 when it started airing and used to watch it when it was originally on; it was better than the movie at least)
>>23593088
22 year old here, I'm basically in the same situation as you, but don't consider suicide an option.
I live with myself by knowing that society can go fuck itself. If people don't want anything to do with me, then they don't need to, but in return I also don't have to oblige to their rules.
I don't have any skills either, besides a bit of comp sci, but since I stopped caring about societal recognition, I just take whatever I want.
Just learn a bit about credit card fraud and live your live on the back of the society that didn't want you in the first place knowing that they'll have to endure you.
>>23593153
Huh... fair enough. What cup size are you then?
>>23593176
It sounds like we're not so different, then. Have you found yourself wanting to be in a relationship recently?
>>23593187
I'll show you if you guess correctly. I'll give you a hint: bigger
>>23593185
I'm not interested in committing fraud(not that I haven't done this before but I have no desire to talk about that).
I'm just not interested in life period. I feel bad enough that I presently get money because I was determined unfit to work. I'd actually like to work if I were to continue living and to
Sitting around playing video games or guitar and reading gets old after awhile even though I enjoy those things.
>>23593176
People I went to school with. Roommates I've had. Friends of roommates. People I met in real life from message boards I posted on(the only way I've ever been able to meet people or socialize). My cousins. My sister's friends.
My cousin is particularly aggravating because this guy gets girls without even trying even though he lives with my grandmother and he's a total piece of shit. I have to fill out literally hundreds of job applications and barely get an interview much less a job. He has never held a job longer than a couple months and often gets fired but finds a new one easily. I get money social security money at the moment and he regularly gives me a hard time over it but I don't think he really understands how much I don't want to live that way or how completely and utterly different our lives or how we even perceive life are/is.
>>23593176
Let me rephrase that
Show us your Australian cunt, mate
>>23593201
How many guesses do I get? Also, F cup?
>>23593222
Trips for aussie vagina
>>23593187
Not quite. I've been in one for the past 7 years which had in the past few months been nearing on separation. It's been incredibly tough dealing with each day and in all honesty, I've been with the same person for so long I think it would be hard for me to just start seeing other people anytime soon. I don't know what to do at this stage to be completely frank.
>>23593223
You get one more guess, and I'd recommend going smaller
>>23593227
>>23593233
That sounds like a rough situation. I think you just gotta take some time to yourself, go through all the regular break-up shit. Just stay true to yourself, you know?
>>23593240
>>23593245
Looks like I didn't need that last guess, thanks to >>23593227. They look great, by the way. Have you ever been in a threesome? If yes, how was it?
>>23593245
This was literally my first and only guess. You look great though. I'm actually surprised I got that.
>>23593260
Never had a threesome
>>23593269
Great guess :)
>>23593245
you really put some effort in trying to show your breasts, but seeing them it's completely understandable
>>23593323
Alrighty then. I gotta head out but thanks for indulging my questions today. If you wanna keep talking you can shoot me an e-mail at [email protected] and if not, then I'll see you around maybe.
>>23592896
>but what if she's some godly force user?
We had already Anakin as the One, noneed the same shit !
Also, never thought that you were so hot, you definitly won at the genetic lottery, im jealous ^^
>>23593020
he's from Netherlands.
You look cute, do you have a picture with no makeup ?
>>23592896
In the extended universe the force has been to mindwipe people before. If I had to take a guess Rey probably has either had training of some kind or seen someone else use those abilities she displayed at least prior to being left behind.
Plus it's pretty obvious she's related to Luke/Leia somehow since in the Lego Infinity version of her fight with Kylo he actually refers to Rey as his cousin.
Err my point being I find it likely Rey had her mind wiped prior to being left since she appeared to be old enough one would figure she'd have some memories of it.
>>23593351
>>23593375
>>23593412
tinychat com/060h70
I'm the black anon
Nevermind
>>23593528
that's still better, imo :)
>>23593381
No I don't. The closest thing I have is completely natural makeup.
>>23593541
You actually look better like this.
>>23593541
are you australian?
>>23593481
what was on your mind at that moment?
>>23593020
is this really you?
>>23592968
but it seems that you can write well, how about that?
>>23592737
what books do you like?
>>23590988
so thats your girlfriend, very nice couple. also like the dog. what other places do you like to spend free time?
>>23593461
Too bad this died
>>23593732
I don't write well though and I have trouble forming coherent thoughts sometimes. My mom is actually a reporter and she recommended not being a writer professionally. Granted I tend to not really give a single shit about anything she says. Plus I don't really like doing it. I'd probably try if I had any interest in doing anything at all at this point though or any means of getting into it.
>>23592968
and have you tried nootropics?
what DO you like doing?
maybeyou had bad therapists?!
>>23593732
I am indeed Australian and yes it is really me :)
>>23594295
charlize therone related? :)
>>23592955
That is one of the cutest cats I have ever seen
>>23595476
Charlize Theron is from South Africa...
If there are any girls Bored enough to answer risqué, probing, deeply personal questions about your sex life then hit me up.
33/m/Northern Ireland
Kik/sc: AnonOfIreland
>>23593541
you look alot like miley cyrus, like 90%
>>23595794
damn, I even knew that hahaha
>>23593732
I have a soft spot for fantasy novels, terry pratchett, brandon sanderson type stuff.
Top 4 bands/musicians?
>>23595493
She was pretty awesome
