Post a photo, guess what their dicks look like.
>>23575355
A pigeon
>>23575380
>>23575355
I wish half of the faggots here found it as funny as me. Thx for at least doing it.
>>23575355
Post dick
>>23575355
He already looks like a dick.
>>23576426
What's the joke?
guess me
>>23578135
post dick
>>23578142
>>23578142
maybe if you guess correctly?
>>23578143
that looks like 7.5/8 inches
>>23578171
then it looks bigger than it is.
it's about 6.5-7 inches.
>>23578181
post a full picture of it pls?
Let's make it more difficult: post dicks, guess faces
>>23578135
long and thin
>>23578094
curved to the right
>>23578122
none
>>23578221
vagina
>>23578135
did you ever show Holly your dick or fap online for her?
>>23578221
it's not so long, it isn't thin either.
>>23578209
it's so boring this way, so i'm sorry but i have to say no :x
gogogogogo awesome thread!
>
>>23578239
no and you are fucking obsessed.
>>23578245
>and you are fucking obsessed.
i don't think i can argue with that
>>23578225
why
>>23578135
why do you use such old ass pics kickr, we know you don't look like that anymore :^)
>>23578267
It's probably not him, I found that picture on google. There's no timestamp, and it's almost five years old.
>>23578267
i like them better, bro.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Dean
does james dean still look like this? no.
>>23575355
my dinner
whats up with /soc/ and its obsession with dicks??
>>23578286
you're clearly not kickr
>>23578317
other than writing on a piece of paper, what can i do to prove otherwise?
>>23578335
>other than a timestamp how can I prove I'm real
so why can't you post a timestamp if you're real?
>>23578221
Dick like a pencil
>>23575355
Uncut 5.5 inches. No overhang with the 4skin typedeal
>>23578094
Cut and probably closer to 6.75 maybe a bit on thinner side. More red than others or even square like
>>23578122
Average
>>23578135
Nice looking and big. Uncut
>>23578243
6.5 cut
>>23578286
Huge and confused about snip status
>>23579006
> 6.5 cut
You are right! Fucking magic.
>>23578286
Like a curly fry: thin and twisted.
>>23578243
Like a sandal
>>23578221
Shriveled from HRT
>>23578211
Steve Buscemi
>>23578122
Steve Buscemi
>>23579118
>>23578994
Why do you assume I'm a trap with a small dick
I ain't no trap, I'm a man
>>23579110
Your dick looks like a slime covered tentacle slithering across hour leg....
>>23578959
it's just so much trouble getting a piece of paper to write it on.
>>23579006
ty but i'm cut.
not really huge, i think.
>>23579118
haha not close.
>>23578135
Long, average thickness. Very aesthetically pleasing.
>>23579990
such nice descriptions,
i like to think it's alright.
it's not really long, though, 6.5-7 inches as mentioned above.
>>23580004
Let's see it then.
Guess mine.
>>23580004
If you're 7, that's on the long side. Average is like 5.5
>>23580017
well, 7 is not top 10%, i believe.
>>23580009
well, i don't feel like showing it.
>>23580021
Nah not top 10%, but pretty great ;)
>>23580010
thick and hairy
>>23580017
Long, slightly curved.
Reposting me cause nobody's guessed mine correctly yet
Clearly it's a mystery
>>23580033
You're getting warm actually, nice guess lol
>>23580569
6 inches, wonderfully thick. Uncut.
>>23580569
Cut, thin, but super long.
>>23580391
You don't really have the physique for a muscle shirt duke. Drop 30 then we can talk
>>23580017
Looks good and probably 7.5 uc maybe a bit thick
ree
>>23578135
6", no curve, show'er, cut.
>>23580010
post dick
lek
>>23579371
You have great potential as a trap. Do you want to live deliciously?
>>23579986
Not close to pleasing a woman.
>>23580010
A vinyl record
>>23580017
A pencil eraser
>>23580391
Alex Jone's fleshlight
>>23580569
A tennis ball
>>23583257
But I don't wanna be a trap
I have a big dick and like using it
>>23584229
Well then I guess you should grow your facial hair, cut your hair into a more masculine style and stop dressing like an elderly Indian woman.
>>23585367
Naw
>>23584229
>I have a big dick and like using it
>One girl told me I'm large. I must be the second coming of John Holmes.
>I do not have the urge to dress in frilly skirts, bend over for my boyfriend and take my pills like a good girl. I surely do not.
>Stop calling me Shirley
>>23586623
I'm not John Holmes big, but 8.
I do bend over for my boyfriend.
>>23586635
>I'm not John Holmes big, but 8.
>I'm not big
>I'm not 8.
>I'm not John Holmes.
>I enjoy men cadburry-ing in my cream egg while I wear wigs and sissy skirts.
>>23586652
I don't get what you're so upset about.
>>23586663
>whines about anons mistaking him for a trap
>claims he has a huge wang and cries when anon doubts
>asks anon what they're so upset about
>>23586942
Okay dude. If you're not upset, why are you responding in an inflammatory way, hoping that I'll get butt hurt and respond to you with something like "your an asshole Bluh Bluh"?
You're funny.
>>23586970
>why are you responding in an inflammatory way, hoping that I'll get butt hurt and respond to you with something like "your an asshole Bluh Bluh"?
>already responded, "Why do you assume I'm a trap with a small dick? I ain't no trap, I'm a man"
>hurr durr, I'm not butt hurt, anon must be butt hurt, duh
>>23587679
It really took you three hours to think of that?
>>23587804
>implying I spend every waking moment of my day refreshing this thread to make fun of a trap in denial with a curly fry dick
>>23587837
I'm sure you do.
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