/soc/ roast me
>>23572204
Go back to the kitchen and finish roasting my dinner, whore.
I need sympathy.
>>23572311
Good god that looks brutal.
Too much makeup, it makes you ugly as fuck. Post pic w/o
>>23572204
Here we go!
*clears throat*
You strike me as the chav of the Southwestern United States;
no talents, no hobbies apart from capturing your ugly mug on the phone your daddy gave you when you threatened suicide,
filtering them to such an extent you can't even see the sludge you've smeared onto yourself to hide the crater-ridden landscape that is your face.
After having titled this 'ere picture after some curry-munching "squeeze the poopoo" song for children,
you most definitely proceeded to reject all former feminist principles and begged to be insulted like the cum-slut you are on several other boards,
for you have no interest in values, and merely use the rage-inducing slogans your whale-sized mother flung at your scrawny doormat of a father when he refused to eat a bowl of her seaweed-shit,
to instill a fury into those who hate you for the nothing that you own and are, in the hopes that they may ravage you in the havoc of their scorn, and call you by your true name;
You legged snail, you pearl-less clam, you crusty, void urchin of the moral depths!
I would not force myself upon you with a fork and a spear,
for forcing I shan't have to do, there you lust for a member every waking second of your putrid life.
You disregard your own privacy with impunity,
and hope that this photograph of you where you wish to seem enigmatic and complex, you loathsome drab, will hide that you have never had a moment of insight in the days of your life you buried under the carnal cravings of the damp mussel between your dented thighs.
You believe your gob will grant you someone who would save you from this crushing fear of insignificance, while you rant and spew bile across countless media to advocate your solitude.
You hag, you hook-nosed vixen of the fetid depths, are a waste of skin and deserve nothing but to suffocate in the thick, rancid cloud of your self-loathing and insecurity.
Take a shot at me faggots
>>23572311
Why did you post this disgusting thing OMGGGGG I cant sleep UGHHH that looks so DISGUSTING ewwwwwwwwwwwwww omg I cant even handle this anymore delete it now please :( WHY OMG ew no NO NOOOOO
>>23572311
OMG NO this thing is still there MODS MOOOODSSSSS help delete it, I cant see such kind of things EWWWEWEWWEWEW :((((((
>>23572858
people can you tell me if the pic got deleted or not, because I cant see that kind of stuff, it really bothers me alot :)
Dominant male looking for submissive girls.
expect complete domination!!
Add me kik.
KIK MEESTER_DIRK
>>23572847
Another volunteer?
Very well.
Another plank-faced micro-cocked musketeer emerges from the salty puddle of cum and tears,
to seek refuge in corners of the world darker than your necrotizing spyncter.
You yearn for the abuse of your body,
taunt yourself for being idle while the maelstrom of your existence collapses onto your fetile smirk.
Trapped in the cage of your master; your mother, who plants your face into the excrement you squirt by merely existing,
you flee to the coldest corner and mark the days you have never been a man into the glans of your redundant rod.
You lily-livered quim, wrinkled mass of self-harm and doubt:
Doomed to squander your days in the bright colours of a room in which you yourself have witnessed the descent into depravity,
you wish to die and the world to show understanding.
But it won't.
It will gladly consume your lifeless shell of brittle bones and dying deeds into its core,
and shit you out into any other form; one that has purpose.
>>23572929
Thanks for ruining peoples day. :/ Like that is really not nice, idk something must be wrong with you if you act like that
>>23572929
omg but like somehow it sounds good, like ok wtf
>>23572975
>>23572979
You want a piece of this verbal vivisection, you massive, cock-eyed weasel?
>>23573015
yeah, its entertaining :)
>>23572864
Are you 12?
>>23572311
hardcore.. why/how did you do it?
>>23573047
No but I cant see such kind of stuff, it makes me cringe every time
>>23573036
I'd say prepare your anus,
but I can imagine no preparation is needed to insert even the most gargantuan of heavy-duty drill bits into your rectum,
there you have been pounded by Icelandic giants so hard and deep in the perpetually black cavities of a frostbitten mammoth's snatch you have developed a prolapse like a fez.
I will allow myself the pleasure to remove your eyeballs from their cock-sockets, and push them up your minute cock,
you flimsy rubber spoon, you water-damaged textbook, you entitled, embryonic, malodorous echo of a moist fart!
I will strangle you with the umbilical cord you still have wrapped around your scanty throat from when your mother wished to have squelched your seizing carcass
when it slithered out of her flabby cunt in the back-lot of an abandoned abortion-clinic.
When sprawled out on the tarmac for all the word to witness in disgust and disdain,
not even your petty whining could have tricked a swine into mangling your festering guts.
You worm, you crippled millipede of the slivered crib in which you bore your bean-sized brain,
should be crushed under the weight of the afterbirth when your mother fetters another slime of a sickly sea squirt,
and squeefs out another miscarriage for which she would care more than the decrepit heartbeat under your backward tits.
You primitive, pestilent, detrimental, blotted bane of a woman's twat,
will die alone, and the world will cheer.
>>23573190
Yeah I know that already :) But thanks for that, nice piece of work, have you ever thought of writing books?
>>23573228
I'm at page 6 of my first after 3 months.
When I try to write something coherent,
I relapse into posting useless shit on 4chan.
Thanks. I meant every word.
>>23573261
I know its hard, but dont waste your big potential by shitposting on 4chan. You can do so many things with your ability to write incredible work! So just put ur ass onto your pages and start to write!
I know you can do that :) Like I have never seen anyone to write THAT good!
Good luck mate!
>>23573391
>Big potential
You f-
Well, gee, thanks a bunch anon.
I almost insulted you there.
Have a good night, my feller dweller
>>23573401
>have a good night
u must be from europe, right?
>>23573409
Yup.
>>23573417
well then I might know you, but I am not sure about that. That would be actually funny if I kew you and saw you posting on fucking 4chan lol omg
>>23573461
I highly doubt it..
My name's Billy.
>>23573476
Oh well then, I dont know any Billy lol and sorry for my bad english, slawic gurl here.
Nonetheless good night, Imma go sleep now because I am quite tired as I didnt sleep last night lol
>>23573476
And OH, pls keep on shitposting from time to time. I will remember you >:)
>>23573554
>Slav
>Your compliment means nothing
>I will always shitpost
>Happy squatting
>>23573570
omg stahp being so fanny, you nearly hurt my feels
>>23572204
T'es trop belle je ne peux pas t'insulter
>>23573570
u damn bitch, you :(
>>23573618
>>23573596
>Roast bred
>Being this unstable
>>23573647
>me and unstable
lol because we both know who is considering to being a mean, mean bully all the time AM I RIGHT BILLY :) :)
>>23573658
I'll play nice.
You know the drill
>Tits
>>23573676
ummmm I can offer you a cute bunny instead lol And this is way better, I promise
>>23573676
and on top of that u bein a badass 25/8 sooo I guess u play nice first m8
>>23573705
>Bunny is kil
>Tits
>>23573737
Nah, sorry not sorry :}
>>23573737
>dead bunny
.. :( thats so sad
>>23573775
>No tits is sadder
>>23573786
>most sadder are the fucking tits rules on here like who even made up this shit
>feminists would maybe hate you for wanting tits
>just sayin, brah :)
>>23573831
>Defying "Tits or GTFO" protocol
>Threatening with feminist hate
>Brah
Redeem yourself
>Tits
>>23573870
>>Defying "Tits or GTFO" protocol
but that protocol doesnt count for me, like this is so unfair you dont have to prove shit and still its ME that has to do something
....thats not how the whole thing is supposed to work
>>23573870
and if you want tits so bad then just google them up and its gonna be all fine :)
>>23573900
>That protocol doesn't count for me
>Doesn't count for me
>For me
>>23573915
>Implying I don't have a tits-folder
>All this newfag
I'm done here.
>>23573929
>yeah because..
>because I am a freakin girl that has tits but wont show anyone because guess what :) they are privacy parts
lol like seriously did EVER a girl really post a pic of her tits somewhere, because I'd rather throw myself out of the window than posting my VIP content on here and only a few people deserve tits so :)
>>23573967
ok why do you have a tits folder, like this is nothing you have to make a folder for, they are everywhere lol I laughed hard right now omg
