Superpower Thread! Post a picture of yourself and others will tell you what power(s) you look like you should have. I'll start.
>>23569238
Talking to animals
>>23569238
Invisibility, also your smile is hypnotic like a jedi mind trick and can make the weak willed submit to suggestion.
>>23569247
You can make your beard grow arms and hands that have the strength of five gorillas.
>>23569238
Turn everything you touch into curry
>>23569247
Turn everything you touch into a body pillow of a My Little Pony character
>>23569280
But I'll never be able to pet a kitty again
>>23569282
Sounds like I'll make a killing selling my enemies to horny furries....not that bad
>>23569291
You can use your regular hands, just not the beard arms.
However it does mean you could climb a building using your beard which is pretty legit.
>>23569312
So basically be that one chick from skull girls
>>23569324
I forgot about her. But that's also a hat.
I was going to give the next person the ability to vomit snow, with the ability to change the flavour depending on what they ate recently.
You could take that one if you want.
>>23569238
Can suffer a horrendous amount of mental torture and walk away fine like a rape gangbang
>>23569238
Can turn invisible and is a mischief mastermind
>>23569247
You can turn anyone into a pony and ride them superspeed.
>>23569653
You control electricity and can mute sound.
>>23569238
Mind reader
>>23569238
turn a rock solid cocks to little maggot
>>23569695
You turn into a great bear, not just like a big old grizzly, I mean like one of those monstrous spirit totem bears that would be like a raid boss in an rpg
Also superspeed ponies get
>>23569698
Your gaze can cause an intense feeling of shame, remorse, and general disappointment in all you look upon
