Time to play a game guys!
I work in an office in a very old house. It's got lots of neat details in it that I know my mom would love.
>>23562364
took it because I thought it would be a cute pic to send to a friend who was having a bad day
Im trying to learn how to take photos.
I said I wish I was a cat to my friend bc my cat looked so comfy
erectile dysfunction
Wanted to see what the dress looked like from the back
went out and got blindingly drunk in the woods with a few friends. had the best threesome in a clearing.
>>23562501
Would not be opposed to seeing more of this clearing.
>>23562497
And more of you from the back...
I'll bite. Sent this to my boyfriend
>>23562611
Lucky boyfriend
>>23562602
no pictures were taken past this point. sorry.
My sub gf wanted to try a roll thread.
>>23562649
So post face
more like ITT post some random pic of porn that is on your computer and pretend it's the last photo you took.
Sunrise on the way to work.
>>23562501
lol, yeah right
My boyfriend and I went rollerskating this weekend< 3. We cute
A gift for a collague in the office came so I snapped a pic to share with those who know what we're getting her
I frame houses and this is the view of what will one day be a million dollar neighborhood.
>>23562382
that's pretty
>>23562384
aww
>>23562478
your cat does look comfy
>>23562501
sureee
>>23562611
you look nice
>>23562677
pretty but kinda blurry
>>23562704
aww <3
>>23562732
lol
>>23562756
damn son
>>23562364
this could be fun
>>23562382
that is gorgeous
>>23562384
and that is adorable
>>23562478
that cat really does look very comfy
>>23562497
that's a pretty dress
>>23562501
sounds fun
>>23562611
you're really pretty
>>23562649
and your girlfriend's hot
>>23562677
that's gorgeous
>>23562704
adorable, I can barely balance on roller skates
>>23562732
Is she a devil?
>>23562756
moving on up
this is the last photo I took on my phone, complete with snap chat filters
>>23562704
>skates
>not blades
>>23562963
>not doing roller derby
>calling quads casual
Okay
I gave my niece my phone so she could go away and distract herself while I smoked a bowl
Yep
This was one of three large dishes I ordered take out from at a Mexican restaurant. Three does seem a bit much in retrospect. I got my mile time back down to a respectable speed and this was my way of rewarding myself.
>>23563131
why did you ruin your progress
>>23563111
why are you smoking weed around kids
Went on a hike with a qt and saw this graffiti. I like psychadelics and graffiti, so I snapped a pic.
Wanted to brag to my friend about getting my hands on this sweet ass Kamen Rider helmet, he was jealous, felt good man
>>23563136
Progress aint really ruined much. Fast metabolism and I've been doing this dumb shit for years! I'm on the rebound from knee surgery, only real reason my times went to shit. Hoping to be sub 4:40 again by August.
And i was going to say the same thing about smoking around kids! Beat me to it.
>>23563136
I didn't, there are doors to the back kitchen and I made her go inside with my phone
>>23563147
>>23563171
I said that weird; doors to the back from the kitchen
>>23563165
oh ok, wasn't sure if you were actually /fit/ or not. neat
>>23563171
>>23563181
you shouldn't be smoking weed when you're supposed to be watching kids, especially kids that young
>>23563191
It's not my kid, there were two other adults in the house while I was outside, and she's a toddler not an infant
This shitmobile showed up in my apartment complex after spring break last week.
The only evidence I have that it even functions as a vehicle is that is mysteriously moves to different parking spaces when I'm not looking
>>23563232
sounds like a very trashy family
>>23563240
You sound like a judgmental moron, but hey, call the person that smokes pot trashy when you don't know a thing about them
I almost want to post this without context but I got a nosebleed while I was driving and there were very limited things in the car with me so I panicked and stuffed a tampon in my nose
>>23563276
also useful for penetrating trauma, pretty good choice overall, and handy to keep in a first aid kit
>>23563260
i know that you smoke weed around small children so i think that's pretty telling :^)
>>23563191
Understandable assumption. I didn't necessarily clarify.
>>23563276
That woulda been so much better without context ahaha
>>23563292
Oh then, you've proved my statement about you being a moron; I told you I went outside while she was inside, that's pretty telling isnt it? ;^)
>>23563310
>not being able to wait until she/you go home to smoke a bowl
Was showing friends on a Telegram group I'm in the two toys I bought on Sunday.
>>23563481
Lucky you, that cordless wand is amazing.
>>23563489
I decided it was a treat yoself day after Mass on Sunday. Nipples pierced and sex toys, I'm such a good Catholic girl.
It really fucking is though, oh my god. The four different patterns setting is worth the $125 alone.
>>23563504
If only the last photo of your phone was of the pierced nipples
I'm a chef and I wanted to show off the mallard effect done to perfection on the chicken
>>23563518
>>23561058
You're welcome.
Sent it to the person who bought it for me
I work for a dodge dealer and took this for a friend.
>>23563086
Y-you do roller derby?!
OMG, I'm not the only one on here!!!
I wanted a picture of my tummy.
Lol cause it was funny.
Showing a guy his handiwork.
Lol posting because this is a fucking winner of a most recent picture. These genitals are not mine, but the piercings are my doing. We took them out almost right away though since they turned out crooked.
For a soft cocks thread
>>23562501
i'll take "things that never happened" for $200, scotty.
>>23563739
Oh hell yes! I actually haven't gotten to skate much at all since I moved to Cali, I wish I could find a team near me
>>23564141
That is a bummer. I wish you the best of luck! I'm sure there's something around...
Wanted to send my brother a pic of me wearing his shades and why he shouldn't leave them in the locker we share at work.
Posting my tattoo on snapchat
>>23562364
gf and I found out that my bruises show up again when we change the color on our LED lamp.
>>23564242
Better pic of tat? I like the color and it looks crescent fresh
>>23564266
Good shit. I've been wanting some new ink but baby on the way so saving for her takes precedence. How old?
Was very drunk and started a line on myself for a preemptive hangover cure.
I was pretty pleased with myself as you can tell
>>23564277
How old am I or the tattoo?
Yeah babies are a money pit.
>>23564285
The tattoo.
And I'm finding out all about it lol
>>23564287
It's a week old.
Yeah I don't plan on having any kids.
>>23564291
I was taking a shit and this made me giggle
>>23564266
Is there any significance to it? It's an awesome design, love the coloring
Teasing my boyfriend :)
>>23564298
Iv been a night owl since I was little and I have always been drawn to the moon for some reason. It's just bad ass to me. A fool moon on a nice warm night is amazing.
>>23564294
Judging by what my wife goes through, wouldn't recommend it. This is our first and hopefully last child.
>>23564302
I hear you, I went camping in Arkansas for a couple of weeks in February. Coming for light-polluted Orlando the sky seemed so big and full of stars, and we had a full moon to boot. I spent hours every night just staring up at the sky, and I'm not that kind of person usually.
It was about 20-40 degrees F the whole time so you might not have liked it, but it was gorgeous.
I also have a moon tattoo, not as pretty as yours though
>>23564333
Yeah yours creeps me out lol
>>23564358
I work nights on an ambulance, it seemed appropriate. My crew chief likes it at least.
I tempered it down a week or so ago with a smiley for the kids, I have 3 total I think I've become one of those people who are addicted. You have any others? How did you like the experience?
>>23564387
I have 4 total. Good but they hurt pretty bad lol. Every time I get one I think "never doing this again"
>>23564448
I love it, I have about 2 dozen more I have planned out. I need to shop around for more artists though, I'm doing mostly simple designs for now so I keep going to the same girl who has been doing it for only a few months, to help get her feet wet. But she is honest about her limits, just about all she can do yet is trace outlines and color them in. Any kind of shading or color blending she starts sweating
>>23564266
>>23564333
Nice tats you guys. Addict here.
That's just park of my right leg, more on my entire left arm and stuff going up my entire thighs. Mostly video game stuff because I was raised in front of a television.
>>23564482
Nice bro, most of the ones I have planned are from video games and tv, lots of anime too because I'm a weeb scumbag.
The moon is from Soul Eater, didn't even really love the show but the art was cool as shit
>>23564489
Nice, I can appreciate getting stuff because it's cool to you. Forever Young lyrics by Alphaville, first heard it when Jay Z made some song using the lyrics. I don't really like either artists but those lyrics get to me.
>>23564497
I like the hummingbird too, I want to get things like colorful flowers and birds like that too, I need to bulk up first though. If I do those while I'm skinny I just look like a bottom
>>23564525
Fucking kek. I know what you mean. I wouldn't have gotten a lot of "girly" tattoos if I wasn't 6'2, 197lbs.
Still kind of hard to mix with daily attire. Most days I just look like a faggy Irish hipster.
>>23564535
Maybe so but no one is going to fuck with a 6'2" 200lb faggy irish hipster
My eventual goal is to look all intimidating but be a big softie, letting my daughter paint my nails and shit like that.
Can't do that shit at 6'0" 165, people will just assume she has 2 dads and I'm the mom dad
I was a Blind Guardiam show and hansi is the best
Found a minion sticker on the floor.
>>23564561
That's fucking cool, man.
Not being the mom dad, but the mindset.
I'm from Vegas and go out to drink A LOT. Some times people get brave and try to kill Goliath.
>>23564577
That's probably the downside to being big. I'm a paramedic, I've had lots of people try to square up on me (family members, combative patients, etc) and I always manage to get out of it by saying "Do you think I'm dumb enough to be scrawny and not know how to defend myself?"
Which is a total bluff, because that's exactly how dumb I am.
>>23562364
I'm about to hike the PCT so I wanted to post a selfie on /out/. I decided not to share this photo because it looks creepy as fuck. Oh, well.
Send it to my friend. Need to check my progress.
%%never draw anime, waste of time%%
>>23564482
Joing to your tattoo-party.
Oh god
this is it apparently lmao
I have no idea when I saved this picture
I put a bowtie on my cat. Pictures ensued.
>>23564758
Nice one, how old?
>>23564758
great stomach, horrible ink
>>23564796
25.
that's not all my tattoo.
+chest
>>23564797
Why so?
I took my dragon out for the first time in his live. Had to capture the moment
>>23564819
partially because it covers up what looks like an otherwise nice stomach, but also (and this could be the pics) it looks like the line work is fuzzy and the colors faded.
That being said, I am biased towards clear skin, and its probably just more the fact that you have a nice waist and the ink detracts from it (to me).
>>23564816
I meant the tattoo, but I'll take it
Digging the sleeve to, works well with what I can see of you
>>23564847
Ah, misunderstanding, sorry.
Tattoo - 3 years.
>>23564850
How much of that fuzziness is due to the picture? I personally like ink with a little age on it, gives it more character imo.
So what was your first piece, what got you started?
The dog was having nightmares, took a pic by accident instead of video
>>23564903
daww
She a rot?
>>23564927
According to my girlfriend she's a jack Russell crossed with a border collie or whatever buy I think it's a sausage dog crossed with a jack Russell.
>>23564934
whatever she is she's adorable
>>23564939
My thoughts too!
Visited the beach. Wanted to keep a memory of it. Nothing too exciting.
Its just adjusted for size
I took it cuz i thought it would look cute
>>23564387
The watchmen and soul eater moon nice
>>23564976
yesterday evening, i wondered who is able to park like a pro
>>23564996
I wanted to show my friend what a little cuddle slut the neighborhood cat was.
Wanted to share this Polaroid photo on Instagram
For a lady
>>23565021
Moscow?
>>23564201
The nearest rink is an hour away and I'm pretty much the only person who ever goes there. Fuck knows how they're still in business. At least I'm getting my boyfriend into it!
>>23564829
Holy shit that pic is gorgeous
Can anyone gues and prove which city this is? Serieusly if anyobe can gues and back up why you're realy good. And this pic is taken in the middle of the city
