hey 4chan what would you do to me if I was naked and it was just me and you in the woods?
woulld you fuck me in my sideways butthole or just kill me and leave me for bears to eat?
I'd ask you to put the knife down
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I'd make you do my engineering homework and question why we were in the woods instead of a library.
>>23552978
leave, but not before making sure you realized that tiny Asian dicks are not sexy or enticing in any way
>>23552978
Not sure. Post a pic of yourself naked in the woods, then we'll talk.
>>23552978
Sacrifice you and then proceed to hunt your family in a nearby cabin one by one using my archaic satanic magics. The goat is actually satan god that movie ruled.
>>23552978
Blame the ridiculous amount of booze i had to drink in order to wake with a naked asian guy in the woods.
>>23552978
Have you do my math homework then run
>>23552978
Make clothing for you out of leaves
Ask you if you were lost
>>23552978
Ask myself if this is how the native american indians came to my glorious country
>>23552978
The same thing I do in the woods any other time.
ANU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE