i accidentally farted on my cat this monrning. felt bad for her, no one should have wake up to a fart to the head.

>>23547575
My farts are OK and a pretty girl's farts are OK, no matter hows bad they stink. Everyone else, their farts are disgusting

>>23547575
One time my ex was big spoon, and she kept keeping me from falling asleep with dumb shit like humping my ass or blowing in my ear, so when she went full thrust I let the most godawful wind loose. My anus must have been open for about four seconds straight, and it felt like the entire length of my lower intestine was being deflated.

She stopped humping my ass, but she did start to try to put her finger up there, "cause someone needs to plug that".

>>23547575
This requires posting...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_efRUrmjSc

>>23547758
hahahaha holy shit that chick is awesome