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AUSTRALIA THREAD
19/m/2118
the centrelink uni lyfe sucks.
more friendless and broke than last year.
quitting my pt because of shitty timetabling was stupid.
srry for bloggin
19/m/3437
sick of my boss being a fuckwad, stingy cunt, other than that things are pretty good, cmon cunts get in this thread
What uni you guys at?
Adelaide any1?
M 22 6163
Bored and stoned
Got a cold.
Hanging with cats.
Easter chocolate doesn't go on sale like it used to.
I'm not a robot, why are you being a jerk?
28/F/2640
25, male, drunk
any women in the NSW area (preferably sydney-newcastle), add newaccount222 on wickr
kik is soooo 2015
sup cunts,
23/femboy/bi/4068
anyone wanna talkl/chill/realtionship or w/e in brissy; hit me up on kik; cutepunklulu
20/m/3038
tfw no slightly autistic memespouting gf
everyone here is a normie
24/m/bris
Why am I posting here I should have better things to do in my life
any sydney girls wanna fuk?
email me
[email protected]
25/F/4700 - Rocky
Just hitting the town.
>>23544336
also if you're victorian don't 5get to join this chat
>>23544336
why did I tag this dickhead
>>23544072
I also noticed Easter chocolate wasn't on sale. I'm rather pissed DESU.
22/m/5118 another boring night in Adelaide
21/m/2284 looking for weed, been trying to get some all weekend to no avail, can anyone here help?
3216 and I'm so bored over this Easter weekend
>>23544337
giddy goat is where its at!
28 m 4740
my legs got sunburnt badly at work today, so cancelled my dinner plans.
>>23544178
I live in 4014 if Ye wanna have some comes sometime.
18/m/4014, down to hang out , grab some drinks, smash some beugs.
>>23544450
Aloe good buddy.
>>23544371
25% at most, what is that? Although I think Sunday is technically chocolate day, so maybe it'll be more of a sale on Monday... when everything is already gone.
>>23544451
Yeah sure. Send me a message.
>>23544450
Oi are you up from Mackay tonight?
Anyone selling weed in brissy?
20/m/2582
keen to smoke up and waste time in general
>>23544498
oh man, i have a centimeter thick layer on my legs, sooooo gooooood.. a friend told me to keep it in the fridge as well, makes a HUGE difference.
>>23544524
nah im in Mackay sorry.
in all seriousness, how do you even want to go out in rocky?
>>23544531
How much u need?
>>23544378
I hear you brother
>>23544558
Also f/33/Brisbane
Bored as fuck
>>23544552
Just remember not to put on aloe if you blister and they break. Hurts so bad.
>>23544570
ty anon. i fucking hate sunburn.
things i hate:
1. Sunburn
2. Vomiting
3. 4chan
>>23544552
Because my life is depressing.
>>23544566
I have some if Ye wanna come sesh,kill some boredom
>>23544558
How much can $40 get me?
>>23544579
Northside or south ?
Age??
>>23544572
Vomiting isn't so bad if it's from an upset stomach, at least you usually feel better after you've had a good surge. That said, vomiting from coughing too much is pretty terrible. Vomiting from too much 4chan is also pretty bad.
>>23544584
Ahhh 3 - 3.5grams. Youd most likely get that amount if you asked smaller slinger for a $50 desu mate. Not worth it sorry bro. Halves/Full Oz and up.
>>23544588
Northside
>>23544588
18, forgot to include.
>>23544592
So half like $150? Still thinking about it, otherwise setting up drinks for tonight
M 19 4170
just moved here studying at southbank sucks ass i dont know anyone
Guy 19
Hanging out at Southbank if anyone wants to come and join for a drink or two
>>23544619
>>23544625
Uhhh...
>>23544574
good point. people watching in rocky is amusing as well.
>>23544591
i just hate it, either way.
>>23544638
Well, I guess try not to do it then.
Come watch Man of Steel instead.
20m 4740 enjoying a solid night at work baka ;-;
4053/m/20
>$22 for this dog shit tonight
Judo is off for two weeks and next week there aren't any uni classes
>mfw still can't escape that study golem though
mostly I'm just celebrating my departure from being a fat shit because I'm gonna start lifting again on Monday
23/f2199
Quitting my job next week so pretty geed.
Batman vs Superman, worth watching y/n?
>>23544638
The people are nothing sort of unkempt and feral :/
>>23544677
If youre' still talking about rocky the fountain there is some kind of communal bath right?
>>23543870
:~)
>>23544658
maybe
I'll watch it with you
28/M/4128
How is everyone?
Anyone gaming tonight?
>>23544646
i would anon, but im not where you are.
>>23544650
yeah, i had a good solid day of work past Nebo, fucking hot.
>>23544677
hahah that they are.
>>23544681
yeah, on the gracemere side of town, dats de good one dere cuss...
>>23544701
I've not seen it before and I'm not sure if it's worth watching. I'm only ten minutes in because I keep losing focus and pausing it... hoping the colours get brighter, dark filters aren't really my thing.
>>23544707
shitty telesync or?
>>23544712
Telesync re the losing focus? Nah, I mean I can't keep my attention on it, I'm full of cold medication and my eyes are all glassy and I keep forgetting how to breathe like a human and it's just gross.
>>23544677
i go to rocky for work pretty regularly, there is an entire street, and i had to go to about 60% of the houses, and im sure that at least half of them had meth labs in their sheds... whole joint stank like chemicals...
i like the way rocky looks though, its old buildings are nice, and some of the older well kept homes are interesting, its just a shame that theres a certain class of human that seems to infest it.
>>23544715
no i mean, is the one you downloaded a telesync rip or is it some leaked copy?
you do mean the one that only just came out at the movies right?
>>23543870
Yeah man :) 5067 hbu
I heard Batman v Superman was fucking terrible.
Any input?
>>23544719
Nope, I mean the 2013 one. Hadn't gotten around to seeing it (because I don't really care about Superman) but couldn't think what to watch. So... Superman! What to watch when you're making bad movie decisions.
3070
20/m
70 grams top notch coke
>>23544724
ahhhh i get you now.
i haven't seen that one either DESU. superman bores me, batman is so badass it's easy to watch.
I'm going to finish watching the new "crouching tiger hidden dragon" and probably watch some other random movie after.
>>23544721
not that it means much to you anon, i have a friend who simply leaves if he hates the movie, and he did not leave batman v superman, so i'm going to go and see it.
>>23544727
Fair enough I suppose.
There have been gifs made about how bad it is..
I'm hoping they're wrong.
>>23544727
fucking desu, i only just noticed its replacing a.n.o.n with DESU. i swear im not a bloody weeb.
>>23544725
Well I fucked that up
4070*
>>23544727
Neither of them hold too much appeal to me, but it's noise while I wiggle my toes and entice the cat.
>>23544725
mate, how long are you holding that coke for?
im there next weekend, would been keen.
>>23544732
For however long this shit has an expiry date I don't do drugs it was given to me as compensation for something because she could not give money.
Might just pour it down the sink
>>23544733
cunnntttt dont do that
i'll trade you some top notch MDMA and we'll have a fucken party.
>>23544729
I was wondering why you were being such a weeb but I've mostly managed to filter it out on 4chan. I'm too casual to know which words filter into different words so I either just ignore anything that doesn't fit or ignore it.
Or try to figure it out from context as in the case of >>23544592, but it doesn't always work (like now).
>>23544733
scratch that, you dont do drugs.
why don't you just have a little taste? its good fun. just make sure you've got a girl you can ring for some sexytime, you'll be wanting it baaaaaddddd
>>23544736
yeah, i can't help but hope that senpai notices me as i cling to my full body waifu pillow
>>23544740
Because I'm applying to become a federal agent with ASIO
Are you a girl?
>>23544531
I got a heap if your still chasing man
M/27/4120
>>23544742
If that were true you shouldn't be telling people that you're applying.
Check mate.
>>23544742
nahhh im a dude.
lol, maybe offering to swap drugs with someone who's aiming for asio isnt a good idea.
maybe the sink is the best idea.
M/25/3145
Whats everyone up too?
Anyone in melb wanna chat?
>>23544743
Yeah man, prices?
>>23544725
bro srs can i come get a g
>>23544757
Are you a girl or can pass as one?
Blowjob gets you the whole bag
>>23544759
my hero
>>23544441
Grovedale, my home turf. Haven't been back there in fucking ages.
>>23544741
This movie is so boring. Back to Hell's Kitchen, at least that has Gordon Ramsey yelling at scum.
>>23544759
id make a pretty terrible fuck boi. but i do have a heap of cash and no coke. What's your poison besides traps
>>23544766
ugh gross. i hate that guy.
i do enjoy the heston chef though, i love the crazy shit he makes.
>>23544752
how much u after?
>>23544770
I don't like all the swearing but he grew on me - he's adorable when he cooks with his kids and my ovaries control me. Because I am weak.
4074/m
Memeing out on Rainbow Six Siege with 90s music
>>23544776
eh, i think most women are dictated orders by their ovaries.
i bet he sleeps with bulk women though
>>23544763
What
>>23544769
Know anyone who can service a 2013 c63 amg for the cheap?
Fucking $3400 service coming up
>>23544784
>bulk women
Fatties need love too.
>>23544785
anythin outta the ordinary?
>>23544785
why dont i just give you $3400 for the blow. thats generally how currency works
>>23544785
sweet ride btw
>>23544793
Because than I'd be a drug dealer
>>23544789
Nah I'm normal
>>23544799
i.. uh i actually meant the car.
>>23544775
Probably just 1/8 oz?
>>23544795
Eh it's on a lease but I'm paying only 230 a month for the lease. About 18 times less than what it usually is. Deal of a century thank you contracts and amateur salesmen making a mistake
>>23544801
Yeah mate the flux capacity is gone can you fix it?
>>23544804
even better
>>23544807
sometimes the cup holders need adjusting in that model, which is a big job. about $2000 in labour
>>23544807
i mean.... i could but i dont have any on hand.
probably could get away with not having one though.
>>23544802
its a bit small for tonight. sorry mang
>>23544814
Yeah no shit the whole engine is encased I can't do any minor work myself
>Need 40 million dollar special allen key to open it
>>23544788
nothing wrong with chunky women, they fuck like a homeless person eats, they don't know where their next meal is coming from.
>>23544807
i do seriously a good mechanic mate. Works specifcally with european cars. Races beamers and shit. But even if i tee'd it up would you actually go
>>23544817
You type like a woman. Doing anything this weekend?
>>23544827
Haha was just fucking with you I have to take it to the same dealership that's the lease terms. Oh well I'm already ripping the cunts off what's another 35 hundy
>>23544825
Psshhh naw, way too much effort. Men can do the work, that's what they're for.
>>23544828
i am not doing anything this weekend, nor am a i technically a woman, i just dress and apparently type like one.
>>23544818
All g man have a good one
>>23544838
O lel just read your posts up above
>Havent fapped in few days and kinda tempted
>>23544831
i was gonna say that would be a pretty un usual turn of events.
hey this is some dude i spoke to on 4chan can you fix his merc on the cheap
>>23544845
Got a throw away email? I'll be willing to drop this shit somewhere if I'm on my way then ill let you know roughly where it is if you find it have fun.
Might want to test if its real shit though and not rat poison
>>23544844
I'll go pick up>>23544838
And we'll head on over for a coke and trap party
>>23544856
do you know the corner of mt crosby rd and moggill rd. thats kinda near your area code. just put it at the bus stop
>>23544856
[email protected]
send a test msg
>>23544844
tempted to what? O_O
>>23544877
Saved, we'll sort this shit out in next few days i'll prob send you something tomorrow
Right now getting comfy watching 1982 version of The Thing
>>23544882
To what?
Who 4812
looking to get some green in the cross in sydney.
[email protected]
>>23544888
u wot m8?
>>23544888
sounds good
25/m/2203
How do I mental health.
>>23544900
>This sissy britboi can't admit he wants to suck my cock already
How long can you be here in?
>>23544888
you realise with that amount of blow, assuming it's "top notch" you could get a crew of hookers to re enact that movie for you in the comfort of your own home
>>23544720
>>23544689
5046 here
Howdy.hi on kik if you want
>>23544910
forever? i...feel this is a trick question and im not sure how to take it.
>>23544566
you still bored as fuck
Any chance anyone here is going to the Oakbank Races in South Australia on Monday?
22/m/5243 by the way.
>>23544926
I'll chat to you!
whats your skype? or kik or something. ahha
>>23544920
Are you qt. Every aus trap i've seen is shittier
>>23544941
im p fkn qt
>>23544935
kik dieantwoodz
>>23544942
Pic
If you're 2 scared just take a half pic or edit out your eyes or something
>>23544958
Check your eye privilege you jerk.
23/m/4122
>tfw transit officer (SNO)
>broke my wrist in a scuffle last night
>off work for at least a few weeks
>all paid, good painkillers, time to get drunk
Anyone can bring me some maccas? I can't drive and they stopped delivering already.
>>23544958
well i posted my kik if you want to talk there ill send one, eye privilege-san
>>23544975
>don't even know what Kik is even after seeing the name 1000 times
>>23544976
neither did i until like 30 hours ago
its okay eye privilege-san
you're not alone
>>23544962
>>23544988
>Google it
>It's a phone ap only
Nigga I still use pre-paid credit that shit will eat through it after 3 photos
>>23544991
same senpai, i nly use prepaid.
thats why i got fucking wifi scrub. dafuq git gud
>>23545014
Go buy me credit i'll reimburse you
Fuck I never did set up my wifi and I can't find that wireless modem they sent me years ago.
I'll try guess the neighbors wifi passwords. Bet it's abc123 or someshit
>>23545042
It didn't work lads
>>23545047
Where do you live?
4305
Out of work again. On a break with the girlfriend,and my other girlfriend might have cervical cancer and she doesn't want to talk to me anymore and I'm running out of money. Happy Easter.
>>23545047
i applaud your effort
>>23545064
Al g faggit cya never again most likely since this is the first time coming to this board in 2 years and ill return in a few years again
>>23545067
Oh and I'll emai the other guy about his rat poison. don't worry I didn't forget about you
23/m
Coming home around midnight from working the Comedy Festival instead of getting free entry/no line wait anywhere I decide to go. I made the wrong choice, right?
>>23544764
Grovedale is still my stomping ground.
Aka where I live and occasionly walk my dog.
>>23545067
farewell brave sir.
may mother moon light your path n keep you safe.
m/4870
have booze, will travel, need cuddles
>>23545098
>may mother moon light your path n keep you safe.
qt
oh wait is that a quote from oblivion? that games ultimate comfy
Gonna suck a cock on thurs. Spent the past couple days listening to illiterate cunts on assorted sites tell me they, shockingly, can't travel either. I'm gonna have to take a weekend in brissy and invite daddys to a bloody hotel room at this rate
>>23545145
it might be, i was referencing elune.
warcraft diety.
>>23545150
thats pretty gay m8
hello where are the gfs
>>23544677
get the fuck out of there
>>23545152
little bit. Still, its what I'm doing and you fucks are my people so here it gets shared
Fucking lol, can't half tell this shit is Australian. Fuck this, cunt that. Feels just like i'm at the pub. Happy Fuckin Easter #straya
Any Perth cunts want to commit suicide with me?
>>23545762
Nah, tell me about yourself
>>23545762
not in perth, but i srsly want to NHK this shit up
2203/F/25
Feel sick all the time.
>>23546042
Just a young NEET with a lot of emotional problems.
>>23546819
What are your symptoms?
But it's probably iron deficiency, most girls don't eat enough red meat
>>23547044
Oh yeah i used to have really low iron levels. Just catch the flu way too easily, have had this one for nearly a month. Tired all the time, no motivation.
Though its hard to distinguish between mental/ physical illness lately.
>>23547223
A month long illness suggests a nutrient deficiency or very serious disease
Try to get more iron and protein, and if you don't feel better after 3-4 days go see a doctor
Best way to do it is to add some meat to every meal - pork, beef, lamb or kangaroo are all good choices
And try to have at least 300g of meat with dinner
If you've got a slow cooker it's easy as fuck to do since it makes the meat's texture way different, doesn't even feel like meat. You can also make badass curries and chilli with it, but I'm starting to get off topic
>>23547257
Oh! Thank you! I recently got a slow cooker actually. Really looking forward to making curries. Pls recommend some.
23m6056
What's everyone up to today
>>23544681
Central Park is where the action is at. Just sit around and sip some metho by the lovely lights of the fountain. >>23544718
Sums it up :/
>>23545157
Rocky? I would love to if I had somewhere to go.
>>23547319
don't know about slow cookers but fry up onion, garlic, canned tomatoe and chuck in a bit of curry paste and whatever meat and ur good
>>23545762
not really
2110 checking in. Where are all the Sydanons at? Could always do with more people for that movie day
>20 hours
>almost 200 replies
Damn this thread is going fast
>>23547223
Do you work/study?
>>23544186
afternoon cunce
4740 whats going on?
>>23543774
scattered, chats anyone? kik- doombu
25/M/6164
Hows everyones easter going?
>>23544337
Heading up there on Tuesday.
Where's a nice place to eat and not get stabbed? Is Hog's Breath still the crème de la crème up there? Seems every place I get recommended is a fucking pub.
>>23546819
>worse in the mornings
Could be pregnant
18/m/7140
bored out of my mind, looking for anybody to 420 with, gonna pick up some more tomorrow
The centrelink uni life is fine unless you're studying a shit-tier degree
4510
Any girls want to chat on kik
24/m/2560
Got weed and booze. Whats going on senpai
3806 f 19 checking in
I'm expecting a parcel tomorrow but the fucking post isn't running since it's a public holiday now. kms
21 m 2261
>>23548182
are you the one
>>23548924
possibly
>>23548935
reveal your details
>>23548872
Oh shit. 3800 M 19. Whats goood
>>23548872
Also whats in the package?
>>23548872
>implying they're going to deliver it to your house
They're going to drop the card and run forcing you to be at the mercy of post office hours.
3630 up in this fucker.
#sheppresent.
>>23549002
>>23549016
Just shitting up the Vic kik chat and browsing 4chan.
>>23549040
N-no my postman is super nice and kind, he won't do this to me
>>23549096
You ever heard the expression "going postal?" Postmen are evil which is why dogs hate them.
2261/M&F/25 reporting in
>>23545084
Fuck off, Nebz.
How was the fest and how much cash did you pocket?
>>23546907
Congrats on describe fucking everybody on the fucking site.
>>23549096
Seems like you have a loose sunday night in store for yourself. Do you have kik? I've never found someone so close to me b4. I can give you mine if you want
>>23549109
Join the vic kik chat
>>23548941
19 f 3018
>>23549109
drop yours i'll add you
also this>>23549111
>>23549116
@runaway_slaves chuck us a message
Aight i'll give it a whirl. Seem to be some sketchy characters though judging by the pictures haha.
>>23549114
Join the vic kik chat
>>23549123
kik won't let me log in anymore
>>23549122
That's not nice
>>23549128
Make a new one and just add daftest.punk then
>>23549129
send a message my way too lol @runaway_slaves
21/M/4102
What's there to do tonight?
>>23543774
18/m/2280
I just want someone to buy weed off around Newwy, place is fucking dry as a bone since the new cop shop was put in, and even ounces are going up in price by 50 bucks
18/m/2194
i need more irl friends
>>23549096
>N-no my postman is super nice and kind.
Never underestimate the power of quotas.
>>23548160
Both. ;-;
>>23548743
Nah m8 that's impossible.
>>23548716
If you want a decent dining experience then go to Cafe Bliss for dinner.
24/m/6050
Any other Perthians around?
24/f/2880
anyone else?
TOMORROW IS STILL ANOTHER PUBLIC HOLIDAY RIGHT SYDANONS i don't know if it's different in other states or not.
>>23549506
heyy add me,
[email protected]
23/m/4223
looking to get rid of this oxy and tramadol, still in the blister packs but some past expiry.
>>23549520
Only if you are a Christian, otherwise you need to work
>>23549506
nah nigga you a lightyear away from anything
anyone at ANU here?
>tfw no gf
20/m/4064 reportin in
>>23549566
nope but I understand the no gf thing
>>23549506
What's it like living in the middle of nowhere?
>>23549593
>tfw 22 year old kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin
im planning next year as the year i really make an attempt to get a qt3.14 gf
>>23549611
well I'm a 20 year old kissless virgin, idk how I'm going with that, pretty crappy probably
good luck anon
>>23549616
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
20/m/3070
>>23549114
>being an Altona rat
Bought an apartment there but I'm renting it out now because i fucking hate it
>>23544725
ayy
>>23549822
Also any cunt want to come fishing with me in the middle of nowhere tomorrow. I swear not to chop you up and dump your body m8.
>>23544337
30/m/ tsv
I'm from Rocky originally. What's the club scene like these days?
28/M/4128
Evening all. Anything going on?
>20
>M
>3025
>Been in Melbourne 3 months
>Know no one other than work colleagues
>Have to travel overseas 6 times a year due to work
>My gym gains slowly decreasing after 4 years of solid training
>Everybody else is on 70k and I'm on 60k like a peasant
>Shit tier victoria highway patrol cops have already gave me 4 demerit points for my bike
>Claim I can't ride it because its a r1 which is banned in Melbourne for riders that long
>Say have interstate license
>They still give me shit and threaten to cease license
Why is Melbourne so shit? What is there to even do here before I came everybody said there's tons of things. All I see is shitty hipster bars. There's on decent restaurant near me and it's vegan
>vegan
See lots of qt's in there though
>>23549913
>altona north
There's your problem you mong
>>23549847
Oh ok thanks for the clarification
2203 37/m, hi!
4551 reporting in, bored as fuck. have to stay up to prepare for night shift tomorrow night........such is life
>>23549566
ANU law?
>>23544558
>>23544579
>>23544598
>>23544743
Hmu on sc (orangefishbowl) - always good to know people
>>23549913
im from altona,
post gym gains
Hey Aussie cunts, got a question for you guys. What does as mean? Is it just one of your shortening word shit? I get "Cute as" a lot from Aussies or is that just a common saying?
>>23551342
Incomplete simile.
>>23549114
19 m 3121
Add me on kik/skype and post memes
>>23544932
Anyone at all going today?
>>23551322
After you post face ; )
>Probably is a guy knowing this fag city that is Melbourne
Lmao
If you're qt girl we're going for late lunch at 1pm sharp m8y
>>23549981
It's a 7 minute ride from work so I'm not complaining.
>Tried it with my car once
>34 minutes
>>23551342
m8 ur fukken dumb as
>>23552079
fug that
