Post your shit lads, use this template if you haven't made one before.
Use the template or make your own.
Here's mine r8 lads
hi
Hey, maybe it will work this time
One last shot
Ugh, I'm never going to find anyone.
Getting it in early this thread.
Doing this for the shits and giggles.
Another cold night.
Another boring night.
Another ideal mates thread. :)
>>23537695
You didn't post your contact info. :(
R8 M8
Why not.
>>23539126
AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID
He is NOT 18. I added him and he said he turned 18 in Feburary of next year. Do NOT add him unless you're a pedophile and like that type of stuff.
You tried to lie about it but your skype even gives you away. Kid, make a new skype and catfish people without being so obvious OR come back in a year.
>>23539126
If this isn't an elaborate meme, please explain your religious views to me? And are you 100% you aren't just a deist?
>>23539683
He's a kid. See >>23539677
I wouldn't listen to anything he says.
>>23539677
>>23539683
Oh, that would probably explain it then.
>>23539701
I added him and he was upfront about it. He asked if that was going to be a problem and I told him it was. Then he said we aren't compatible, that he was only looking for romance not "sexual stuff" and removed me.
He tried to lie to me here >>23539420
>>23539705
too bad nobody wants to romance a child kek
g'day
:') I'm cute I swear
>>23539984
you seem like a vapid cunt tbqfh
Oh, I must have been distracted by the underaged romantic with silly belief structures. Here's mine.
>>23539991
Thanks buddy, love you too
>>23539991
I don't know anon, she sounds pretty cool to me
>>23540001
I'm sure you're a good person. You're just definitely not my ideal mate.
I match a lot of your criteria though.
Shame.
>>23540009
You seem alright. I like the outdoorsy stuff.
>>23540010
Wait a minute, if you match a lot of her criteria, considering her criteria for a guy is so similar to her own answers other than the physical stuff, wouldn't that make you a vapid cunt by your own definition? Is this some negging magic being woven or are you just projecting?
>>23540020
I'll be honest, I'm just bitter. I hate women.
>>23540023
What happened, Anon? It's okay, you're safe here.
>>23540026
Sexually abused by multiple women
>>23540029
I'm sorry anon, thats horrible. I hope you like dogs.
>>23540039
I do like dogs. I like petting them and playing with their ears. I've never met a dog that didn't like me.
>>23540029
Same though, can't even look at my sister without getting pissed off. Too bad I live with her
>>23540047
Life is shit and piss. I'm sorry that I called you a cunt.
>>23540042
Dogs are pretty amazing.
>>23540047
Sorry to hear that, femanon :(
>>23540047
>>23540057
Vulnerability sure does funny things to people's perceptions of one another. You two might get along if you got to know each other?
>>23540057
It's okay, we've never talked, I wasn't upset haha. Thanks for saying sorry and opening up though. Wow, 4chan surprises me yet again
>>23540061
Maybe, but then again, my intense fear of trees is such a huge turnoff to him :p
>>23540064
I kind of want to message you on kik. I dunno though.
>>23540074
There's no harm in trying haha. If I turn out to be a vapid cunt after all, there's this helpful little thing called blocking
I had a lot of fun with this
>>23540029
Women can't rape men. You probably wanted it.
Really would like to play games and chat, maybe more later
man it takes a a while to fill these out
Hello everyone, open to rates from anyone as well.
>>23540451
And yet you forget your contact info, gg.
>>23540513
oh, I did
I've only been on /soc/ for three days
how do you guys keep in touch off 4chan or in the meatspace?
there are hundreds of creepers here, how do you insulate yourself from that?
>>23540545
Just use skype or kik and delete/ignore people you don't like? And obviously don't share too much personal info. It's not rocket science
>>23539772
Yes, and this is /soc/ and not /b/ or /t/.
>>23539825
Friendship sounds good: Nagsar on kik
>>23540568
True. Still, why witch hunt this person? If you want to witch hunt underage people, why not go after the 14 and 15 year olds that post here? Why go after this person who's almost legal anyway?
It's not like anything in you magically changes to adulthood between 17 to 18. He'll be the same person in a year as the one he is now. If you don't want to talk to him, just don't talk to him. Why start a witch hunt over something like this? He wants the same thing we all want: to find somebody to love.
>>23540592
but you have to draw that line somewhere, and there are serious legal implications as well for ordinary users
if it's not a hard and fast rule won't everyone who's underage think it's ok?
>>23540600
I see your point. I dunno, I guess he just happened to be who we chose to make an example out of.
I feel empathy for him though. He's just like us, he wants the same things. I talked to him as a friend for a little bit, he's a good guy. He has the maturity level of a 20 year old, shame he's stuck in a 17 year old body.
Shame. I feel for him. A victim of the system.
>>23540618
I mean like I said I'm new to /soc/, but it's a problem we've had for a long time on some boards
you can see why I'm here, I always seem to end up being the fun police
>>23539072
dropthebass22
m 25
I look forward to talking to you.
>>23540672
None of you anons feel the slightest bit of empathy for him though? Maybe I'm just a sensitive fag.
Let's shoot the shit and play some vidya.
>>23539072
Pretty high number of mutual interests, and personality-wise, looks like we'd get along fairly well. Contact's in the graph if you're interested: >>23541096
Update time! ^^
>>23541216
>^^
>>23539997
Would play Pathfinder and Vidy with
>>23539984
>Lame PC games my grandma likes
What
>>23539748
Would hang out with
>>23539984
tfw 6'5
>>23539984
Do you have a Skype?
>>23541433
Yeah, I do, same as my kik user. Photo is of gnocchi
>>23541376
I'm sorry bud. My ex was 6'5" honestly, I don't actually care, just easier to cuddle with people close to my height
>>23541340
Like... Popcap games and stuff. Cake Mania, Bejeweled, Chuzzle Deluxe, Peggle. Stuff like that
>>23541521
I'm sorry
>>23541545
Why?
the funny part is this is 100% legit.
>>23539096
Oops. Sorry!
kik: nazunalika
email: nazu (at) shootthej dot net
skype: od_bod
:^)
>>23539984
>tfw perfect match
>tfw in another country
Every time
Hello it's me nice to meet you too
>>23539825
getsillyo is my kik.
took way longer than i expected
>>23542695
Location?
>>23542695
I think you forgot to fill in some of it.
I have nothing to say.
hello.
>>23537415
Someone help
I don't how to make my own
eh why not
>>23542760
paint works
>>23542798
Messaged you
>>23542825
On an iPhone though
Faye turns against me once more
>>23542798
Why are your political beliefs jizz?
>>23542832
oh...uh
I actually have no idea how they work
>save template
>open in editing program
>edit
>????
>profit
>>23539677
Age of consent is 16 in most states though.
>>23542695
Hi ily be my waifu
>>23540083
I'm curious as to how this went, if you two are still lurking.
>>23542929
Likewise.
>>23537415
*sniffs* hello ladies
>>23543392
>maine
Now THAT is a rarity. I don't suppose you'd settle for some filthy free-market dick?
>>23543397
>filthy
>>23543408
shiiit forgot to add the question mark
basically what im asking is what do you mean by filthy
>>23543438
I mean free market, of course - since you're a socialist.
[spoiler]should have looked closer and said "filthy capitalist dick". Also I'm anal about hygiene.[/spoiler]
>>23543468
>spoilers don't work
fucking cuckchan, is nothing sacred?
>>23543472
>>23539072
location?
>>23543397
Remind me to steal the term "filthy free market dick"
>>23542695
I know right! I started at ten!
Hi, I'm Tad, I would be very excited to go hiking, horse-back riding or anything else with you. I know I'm not Slavic, I'm Irish, but I took a year of Russian in college...
>>23541340
Yeah, you seem cool too. I really need to try the Total War games sometime.
>tfw last person to message me says "Hey I match you and you're attractive" but never sends another after
Feels strange man.
My ideal mate is a guy who can handle my insane anxiety, plays video games(preferrably mobas), likes animals, is 22 or older, and isn't obese.
Unfortunately my anxiety is the deal breaker for 90% of guys I date. :/
>>23543995
You seem like someone I'd share interests with. Info?
>>23543995
Contact info? =]
>>23544085
>>23544088
If you post your skype I'll add you.
I dont want to be bombarded.
>>23544120
Ephraimf1985 It's a blue pumpkin.
>>23543995
my skype is exposureee!
>>23543995
I alas cannot stand Mobas, and I am not particularly fond of animals. I am also fairly obese. I am curious about your anxiety though, what sort of anxiety do you have, and how bad is it?
>>23544120
Skype: soyabean416
>>23542929
He messaged me... He's not actually as rude as he first seemed to be. Just bitter. I am too though. Having some interesting conversations haha.
>>23543864
But please, give rome 2 total war a wide berth
>>23539072
Oh sweet, you sound really chill. hit me up on smite! Username's naidanac.
>>23539984
We have not a single thing in common, except that growing up I played the shit out of chicken invaders and let me tell you, that shit is cash. 10/10 would look for fork blasters again
My fill thing wouldn't work right and it actually triggers me
just want a gaming friend that's all
>>23539072
Skype: soyabean416 if you wanna play cs with a god ;)
if you're a girl, and you're global elite in csgo, i will do literally anything you ask me to do, literally anything
Any chance we could make it a thing to post our asl along with the pics in these threads? It would make it a lot easier to filter out those who are not what we're looking for, especially on mobile.
OT: 24/M/USA, MD
>>23537415
sup errybody
you can always dream right
Definitely done with it !
Doing this while half asleep, bet i'm forgetting something important, heh
>>23545649
Man, Priscilla Presley was never nice nor sweet.
>>23546434
she looks nice and she looks sweet
>>23544120
skype: throwingallday
I'm 29 and male
>>23539825
Mister_mk6
pls exist~
Whats up, Qts?
>>23539984
I don't know about music being compatible, but how do you feel about camofag gun nuts?
>>23542695
Have you any interest in gun nut types? I fit pretty well into your setup, side from being fairly extroverted.
>>23539984
Hi spiderman rocks. Best superhero ever, I am on mobile so I cant really make a chart but I think we could hit it off, I am 22 M chubby, you can kik me at jmnieto and we can get to know each other.
Respond to this post with a kik or skype and I can send you a friend request/message.
I did incorporate things like musical and TV interests because if we mesh well that is something I'd like to talk about :)
>>23544120
Skype: tiritto
You can find my template here >>23541216
Hey, soc. If interested, answer and ill give you my kik/snap :D
>>23539825
Welpwhynot
>>23539984
>Seattle
>>23543834
Murica is a tad bit far away...
>>23539072
Skype
Leeericson
>>23549094
>christian
>>23550459
Where are you from then?
>>23550598
my skype is pilc03
>>23550595
Europe, but I'm travelling frequently between the countries. Germany atm.
>>23550874
I'm in the UK but i also frequently travel between countries in the EU. Pic related is me if you are interested. I have skype too if you want to add me: assman300
Oh hello there.
Welp here goes nothing!
23/m/NC to save some of you a click
Felt like I had to reach for some of the negatives. I don't care so much about an ideal; it's more about how we vibe. So just add me regardless if you feel like it, I guess
Doubt this will go anywhere, but it was fun to make.
>>23550048
?? What's wrong with Seattle?
ffffff i forgot to mention, I prefer guys who are switches or subs.
doubt anyone'll respond but this was fun to do
>>23549094
>Christian, atheist, and militant atheist are acceptable
>agnostic is unacceptable
>>23552127
I'll bite, my skype is disorderlycomforter
>>23551794
>Modest Mouse
>Connor Oberst
>Motivate each other
>Only White or Asian
Y-you too
>>23552127
Hey yo sup, shits.mcgee23 that's me.
i miss the old template :C
i'm bad at this
>>23552589
Could you be a bit more specific on where you're from? The US is a big place.
>>23552605
That's fair. I'm live in Colorado.
>>23552622
Bummer. You're way the hell away from me and your chart makes you look cool. Best of luck to you anon.
>>23552644
Well damn. Best of luck to you too though, man.
>>23552622
I live in a border state. My kik is up there if you're interested
>>23552361
You can be not white or asian!! I don't care that much at all! Please message me I'm so sorry!
>>23551981
In that episode of the simpsons, Homer's learning to be a clown and one of the lessons is "cities with funny sounding names" and amongst the funny city names is Seattle, which is the one that makes homer burst out laughing
>>23549094
location?
>>23552589
Hey. How can we contact with you? Maybe you're using Skype? You could add and text me. My nickname is tiritto. I'm not from US but I want nothing else than just clean friendly chat.
First time doing this in a really long time...
>>23552589
How is Serial Experiments Ian? I've been looking for a new show to pick up after I'm done with Parasyte.
here goes nothin'
i really hate this whole board but sometimes even a shot made in the dark hits
>>23554482
forgot weight DAMMIT
>>23554482
sorry bud but I've been shooting for months and not a bullet has hit the target
>>23554496
just kill me now senpai
>>23552127
I'll bite.
Bar Bar Binks
>>23552127
>UK
Finally, someone who isn't against my entire country. Add me.
So, I still haven't found a good font to replace Shitcard Gothic. I want something cartoony and popping, but cursory run-throughs of my font library have yielded nothing. Any ideas, anyone?
Holy shit it takes time to make
>>23554988
>white
>>23555372
I can believe that, but he does look kinda hispanic. Plus the argentina thing.
>>23555372
>>23554988
seriously you are the color of shit just how are you white exactly?
>>23555470
>>23555379
>>23555372
you're welcome
>>23554482
Great taste in vidya games.
>>23555372
>>23555379
>>23555470
>>23555710
daily reminder
>>23555951
thanks pal
>>23552589
You seem nice enough. If you don't mind /out/ and /k/ types, we can bullshit.
Skype: Mitchell Alan
>>23557172
Probably should mention, it's the one with a sheep in a helmet.
>>23552589
Here's my chart if you wanna talk.
>>23541960
aye. Send me a thing or don't.
This is pretty old but I'm to lazy to make a new one.
I did the doodle things on the Hipster creation thing, ya'll niggas better appreciate it.
>>23558876
still fat tho?
>>23558923
Yup. Just a bit less than before.
Say hello and be cool. I don't send dick pics.
>>23555744
We're pretty much the same about everything.
>>23558876
What sort of vidya games you like?
>>23559058
Awesome, why not send me a message?
It would be nice to chat.
>>23539825
Reliable, outdoorsy girl that's into normal things?
What have you been up to through the winter?
Kik: Xrutic Ur
>>23552127
Better late than never right?
Not obese CS Major trying to get in shape here.
Skype: Taldrakkan(Mat)
>>23562218
Just let it die.
>>23562422
Fuck off. If you don't like the thread then leave.
>>23542695
half-Russian aspiring bowyer who owns a horse here
skype me at vorakamm if you're keen
>>23562779
Dude I made the thread, no one else is gonna post their chart so just let this one die so we can make a new one.
rach are you here
>>23562917
>Dude I made the thread
I'm aware. What the fuck is your point? If you don't like your thread but other people do, let them enjoy it and fuck off out of it.
>so just let this one die so we can make a new one.
Oh, so you're one of those fucktards that likes clogging up /soc/ with reposts just because a thread is 'stale' as you fucktards put it. If no one else wants to post their charts then a new thread would just be a repeat of the same charts from this thread which would be pointless as all fuck and if someone wants to post a new chart then they can (and will) just as easily post it here as in a new thread. Why are you so fucking incompetent?
>>23563185
It's like you're actually expecting to find a gf from these threads.
Threads are threads. Why would you bump something that's about to die. If it's about to die and you have nothing to contribute towards it, then there's literally no reason to bump it. Threads die in order for a reason.
>>23563185
You didn't even make your own chart. Jesus dude. How about you bump it with your chart instead of just the word bump?
idunno
>>23563812
>>23558905
>>23558876
what avatar creator are all of you using?
>>23563870
http://www.dolldivine.com/hipster-dress-up-game.php
http://www.dolldivine.com/hipster-girl-dress-up.php
>>23563920
Hmm, not a whole lot of color or facial customization options.
>>23553205
you dont even actually smoke you idiot
>>23563812
What kind of mental issues
>>23564159
to put it simply, severe borderline personality disorder
>>23563812
Uguuuu everythig wass really good up untill i saw we have completely diffrent political views
Wish you luck!
Sorry for the shotty graph, ill make a better when i get the chance.
>>23552589
>tg
if you're into drawing niceedges is my skype
Kinda don't even want to post myself because I'm more interested in other people.
But I can't dump all of this shit without doing so.
>>23539825
>I am not interested in anyone racist, sexist, homophobic
>My joke catalogue is pretty much only puns and dad jokes
Welp
>>23540165
Sound like a dude, if I was a grill I'd give you a shot.
Cool shit besides not having muslim at least in the red.
Also, 5'5 152lbs, fit/medium?
What does that mean, fit with medium bf?
>>23542695
Pocket sized.
>>23542750
Center = I don't care?
>>23543187
Aesthetic as hell.
Shame I'm no-homo and live a billion miles away.
>>23543834
Bit of a bad photo
>Messy: inaccurate
>>23545867
That's vague as hell, I'm sure there's dudes like that here.
Wait nvm.
>Extrovert
>Talkative
>Social
>Confident
Yeahhh, not much of that going around these places.
>>23547243
>pls exist~
lol
>>23548774
>Australia
I can fill the rest
>4chan boards
/pol/
>What activities would you do together
shitpost, chase away the admin
>>23549094
>USA
>Medium
hmmm
>>23552127
>UFO hunting/bigfoot tracking
You'd fucking kill me.
My paranoia should not be fed, lmao.
This sketch comes to mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm9JIojVvRg
>>23558819
200tons no?
PS: MY GOD actually making one took FOREVER
inflammatory statement about other people here.
hey, this was kinda fun.
>>23539072
skype: jeremy.b64
see >>23566543 for my graph.
enjoy the flooding.
>>23564074
if you say so
>>23545867
I'm almost all you want just not that fit and I'm 20
>>23563722
>It's like you're actually expecting to find a gf from these threads.
Nope, I just like looking at people's graphs for fun.
>Why would you bump something that's about to die.
So that people can continue to use this thread. And look! Multiple new charts have been posted since I saved it from 404! Mission accomplished.
>>23563730
I made a chart but I don't want to post it. I'm not trying to find a girlfriend here. I just like seeing people's charts.
Why am I doing this again
>>23568190
holy shit what have you done with that paint bucket tool
Meh.
>>23568353
hi this is me >>23553205
i turn 24 in may so i guess that's something right
>>23564446
Non shitty version appeared
>>23568416
nothing here is remotely attractive or impressive
Made this a while ago. i'm love with someone currently who "doesn't know if he loves me."
>can't wake up. png
i mostly want friendos from this thread that got shit in common with me. I'm bipolar and pretty psychotic. I can't sleep on most nights, especially now that he's gone. C, if you're reading this please go. I think you're probably a neo-nazi or something and you're freaking me out.
>>23568508
So then are you looking for another relationship or not?
>>23568523
It all depends on what my manlet tells me after he "thinks on this for a while." i'm so sad and lonely, i self harmed for the first time a few nights ago after he said he didn't know if he loved me for the first time. i literally went full tumblr on myself, i don't even know anymore. it weirds me out to look down and see them on my legs.
>>23568483
Yeah i always find it painful to describe myself. Most of my achievements / hobby's are something most women find uninteresting, so i usually omit them. I only put anime, because it's the hobby with ease to entry.
Your right it look unappealing, i'll improve for the next thread.
>>23568541
Has he treated you poorly?
>>23568548
I think he was referencing your "non shitty version" label, not you as a person.
>>23568548
yo just make it look nice. use some pictures for your interests. make sure everything fits in the borders. use appealing fonts. it'll be easier to look at even if the content doesn't actually change.
>>23568562
i've known him for almost three years. everything was going perfectly until he started having his doubts a few nights ago. i'd already confessed my love and told him all my fucked up stories that make me, me. he told me all his fucked up shit, etc. he's from another country, it's going to be difficult but not impossible for us to be together. i at least had hope for it happening. i was ready to save up money to visit him within the year.
>>23568574
And what was this "neo-nazi' remark addressed to "C" all about?
>>23568562
Either way he's right.
the non shitty version is 10x better than the original easily.
Struggled to do it my phone, guess he didn't look at it.
>>23568571
thanks for the advice will do.
what do you use to fill it in?
>>23568577
this guy i used to talk to on here, we made great friends but i didn't really intend on finding a relationship while talking to him but he still started to like me i think? he reminded me of my father as i was grieving hard for him and heavily into marijuana and diet pills. it was just a weird thing that happened all together. i ended up going into a mental hospital not long after i broke off contact with him. i can't remember if the things he told me were lies, or not. i couldn't remember if what he told me were truth or lies i was in such a state of paranoia while talking to him. i also looked up the last name he told me and couldn't really fit it anywhere in america. he either made it up or it's some weird german shit. i looked up nazi officer last names and got similar results. he looked aryan as fuck too so eehh. i don't know.
>>23568605
Well I use photoshop personally. But GIMP is reasonable. Anything with layers.
>>23568574
I'm not going to make too many assumptions because I'm not a doctor, but it sounds like you become very attached to people. Just try to remember that if things don't work out with him, there are plenty of people who would give you a chance. It will not be the end of the world. Keep your head up.
>>23568190
If only you lived in Canadia, polska-chan.
I'm
>>23543922
>>23568640
oh no m8, you're assuming correctly. this is my first time being "in love" so of course i'm going to be extra psycho. but thanks anon, i know it's not but it really does feel like it.
>>23568541
You don't have to beat yourself up over something like that, I can empathize a lot with your situation and I can tell you it hurts but at your core you need to remember to take care of yourself and in the long run it will just make you emotionally stronger and be more in touch with your feelings.
Willing to be a wall to bounce off, kik or skype?
