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I just want someone I can take to Nobu. Avid mixed martial artist, fitness enthusiast and amateur masseuse so I've got your back (literally). I'm bilingual and working to becoming trilingual by learning Russian. Avid traveller, and lover of all things nerdy, fluffy and comedic.
^ bio feels too heavy, but would rather convey attractive aspects.
>>23534643
I'm not on tinder but desu I'm interested after reading so I'd keep it how you have it
Got on a couple weeks ago and I love this app. Critique me up fampais
>>23534643
desu your first picture is fucking sweet, i think youre good witht he bio too.
>Match with a girl
>Send the first message
>No answer
It's not even some weird messages, just hey, or something in relation with their bios.
What's the point of matching if you don't answer after that? Do I need to be super witty/original on my first message? Cus fuck this.
>>23534690
I first messaged one girl with "Who do you think has a bigger butt, me or you?" another with "heyyo was up bae" and the third with "what's up *name*". The third one was the only one who didnt respond.
>>23534718
I'll try the first approach, just for fun.
>>23534643
pr0tip: masseuse is the female form.
Use masseur.
>>23534690
>Do I need to be super witty/original on my first message?
Yes. But even then, that is no 100% reply. Because:
A) lots of girls just use tinder only as an ego boost, with no intention of talking to you, or even meeting or hooking up
B) girls tent to get flooded with matches and messages, so they can afford to pick the top 5% to pursue further
C) guys often tend to do the same from what I have heard (writing one message and then never continuing the chat), so many girls just give up on guys that send out a "don't care" vibe or don't look like the perfect guy
D) your message is too boring and you are too. Kinda related to B. Why should she answer average guy no. 2351 that just asks "hin how are you?" when she could also answer to Chad who wrote something he put effort in?
So yeah, shit sucks, but it's just a numbers game.
And a question to the tinder pros (or folks you understand human cross-gender interactions):
>match with woman 10y older than me
>has the tipical blabla, looking for meaningful conversation, I'm not going to immidiately meet you after the first message, no ONS!" bio
>meet her after quite long chat-work
>have really nice, intellectual conversation
>she complains about all those guys straight down asking her to come to their place to fuck
>ridicules that one guy who wanted to go to the beach as afirst date, to "really" see her
>still. I manage to touch her a bit
>anon, you are confusing me!
>hm, but keep going...
>kissing
>not more that night
>netflix and chil the next day
>i immidiately start to feel her up
>anon, what are you doing? I thought we'd watch a movie? Go slow!
>i slow down a bit, but still, 1 hour later she's naked
>fuck twice
>go home
>check tinder the next day
>she added "I would love to be in love again" to her bio
How on earth do women work?
>>23534954
If she makes you wait, she feels like she's the onr in charge, and you wait (even a bit) so she feels powerful. But you were still hot, so she fucked you, now she can say to her friends and herself how she got that nice Chad to wait, but not too much, because he wanted to bang qo much, it would have been rude to make him wait.
It's all about ego man.
>>23534970
>But you were still hot, so she fucked you, now she can say to her friends and herself how she got that nice Chad to wait, but not too much, because he wanted to bang qo much, i
Well, did state after we were done that I was her first guy with a sixpack, but I would say I'm actually not too chaddy. I'm a physics PhD, spending his whole day on his /g/-approved thinkpad, programming, für fucks sake!
But yeah, I'm not complaining.
Plus, she had the tightes pussy I ever fucked, even though she was the oldest thanks kegels!
>>23534970
>>Chad
That's somewhere in Africa you know that? :^)
>>23535077
And it's also the name we use here for those guys every girls pussy lusts for, even though they'd never admit that they just want to fuck a dumb, muscular brute sometimes.
And now you dumb Niger either fuck off and learn some 4chan jargon, or you stay and talk about what kind of girls you have Benin thanks to tinder.
>>23535103
>Benin
I lost it.
>>23534923
I just joined tinder a couple of days ago. I'm overwhelmed by the number of matches and messages. It'll take me hours to go through and see which one I wanna ask out.
I'm a femanon, btw
>>23535234
Imma tell you a secret:
Most of the time, we just swipe right in chain. Because we know everyone else does it, so we have to max our luck.
>>23535234
Oh, and post matches number btw, I'm curious.
>>23534732
Godly. Thanks senpai.
>tfw profile universally praised but biddies still don't respond.
So I matched with this person and I think they might be trans
Their only mutual friend or whatever is this gay guy from my high school but to be fair he was the kind of guy who was friends with all the girls anyway
She's really pretty but some of her insta photos and her height and her shoulders just idk
Why she chose to match with me I have no idea
>>23534643
Lover of fluffies? Most chicks aren't into bronies.
>>23534643
You look like Jake Gyllenhaal in that first picture, and you have pics of yourself with cute animals. A+
In dire need of objective critique. Pics are sharp in my profile, I don't know why they look fuzzy when i edit. Also I'm a baguettefag.
>>23534643
Nice, but I feel like second pic isn't very flattering.
Opinions?
>>23537700
First pic doesn't exude confidence.
Why do you repeat yourself in your bio ?
But generally fine.
revision 4, also giving the "hey whats up" guys a chance.. kinda
I can't take a photo to save my life
>>23538016
When I read your bio I just assume you don't want anyone to talk to you.
>>23538123
Consider switching 1 & 4, it's the only one where you don't look underage.
>>23538016
Tell me more about the "Hey, what's up" guys. I think I might be one.
>>23538345
why do you say that?
>>23538356
i dunno, in my experience guys that open with "hey whats up" or similar usually have no follow up even when i give them a real answer. meaning i don't say "nothing wbu" ill be like "oh just watching xyz on netflix" or something. like giving them tons of room to continue convo if they couldn't relate to anything i wrote and still swiped right for some reason. the result 100% of the time so far is they don't know how to continue convo even after being spoonfed.
going to keep trying because apparently I'm a "cold, picky bitch" for ignoring "normal" messages that contain three words or less haha.
>>23534659
beanies are for bitches. That being said, the two pictures with a beanie on are the only good ones, there's something off about the framing/lighting in your other ones. They aren't necessarily ugly but they're unimpressive.
Also I wouldn't swear in your bio. Otherwise I think the bio is kinda neutral, doesn't really help or hurt your profile.
Any advice soc?
>>23538123
you look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
>>23538016
Loose some fucking weight, why are you doing this to yourself, you could go from a 4/10 to a 6/10 minimum.
If you do this, you will never have to bother posting in these thread.
>>23534638
If it's your tinder, this pic doesn't accommodate you at all. Post a neutral pic of yourself (passport like) and I'll guide you on an angle that may put more emphasis on your beauty.
>>23534659
Fuck the beanie it's ugly as fuck. You're handsome but all of your pic are trash, all but maybe the sixth. Get a picture of you shirtless, you seems to have a nice body and it's a plus that you need to show.
>>23536671
All of you'r pic are absolute garbage and make you look like a gigantic faggot. Don't ever take a fucking pic of you with your headphone.
Serieusement, t'es pas laid, mais putin que t'a l'air fragile, prend des photos qui valorisent ta machoire pour accentuer ta masculinité. Des photo comme la numéro 2, oublie ça. Prend 4 selfie, donc une avec ton chat et 2 photos de toi entrain de faire quelque chose.
>>23537700
1) You look like a faggot
2) The haircut is fucking horrible
3) You're way more handsome than your friends, keep yourself at selfie only
4) You look like you're 37 years old
5) It's a good idea to post with a child, but the picture
6) Awesome, keep it
You need to look for a darker background and darker cloth to compensate for your feminine face. The background in the 2rd and 6rd pic is perfect for you. You're way more handsome that your pic let it seems. Look for video on how to take a decent selfie by a professional photographer.
>>23538123
Keep your fourth picture it's awesome, the second ain't bad either but don't take a picture with someone more handsome than you are, it drift the attention to him instead of you.
I don't know man you're head is a fucking sphere, but try to wear darker cloth to accentuate on your masculinity and post a pic of you with a neutral face without looking grumpy.
>>23538603
I don't think girls have been impressed by guitars since like 95'. You should maybe open mouth smile more to kinda obscure your baby chin, instead of that smirk you got going. And chin straps are officially no good but maybe you'll pull a limp bizkit fan, who knows. It's also good to have some photos that don't look staged. Like all those photos would be fine if they were more natural, I think #5 is your best bet out of the ones you got up.
I would switch up the tone of the bio, right now it reads like you're admitting you're boring or something. Maybe something like "spent last year in Europe if you can't tell from the pictures" and then let the photography/guitar/any other aspects of you come out naturally through texting
>>23538603
Shave your fucking beard you look like shit with it. furthermore since you're a skinny bitch, put photos in which we can see your whole silhouette while wearing cloth like in your sixth pic.
Put all your pic to trash, but the sixth, but keep a pic of yourself with a polish flag. Being a foreign skinny bitch is definitely a plus.
Also, learn how to fucking dress for fuck sake. Keep a style like 6) and remember to eat the pussy while doing foreplay.
I just made an account today. Got a couple matches and i already pulled a number so this is pretty tight, but any advice?
thoughts??
>>23538783
>>23538790
you post ironic harry potter ass bitch, personally I hate you and you should be ashamed of your persona, but dumb girls who draw animals or something might think you're cute
>>23538733
what kinda numbers are you pulling? You got some terrible quality pictures but I can see some underage suburbanite falling for your squinty light skin tricks
>>23537700
you've been here before and you took none of my advice, your furled brow selfie is garbage, please throw it in an incinerator. And what's with the high school weed dealer picture you tagged on the end? It aint you man, really clashes with your goofy goober vibe in the other pics/bio
I start the conversation with 'what do you think about the universe?', hoping to see what girls answer, if something deep, something funny, etc.
So far have only got 3 answers, two were almost identical 'it's so big so it's pointless to think about it' and the third one was a 'wtf'.
Before that, my opener was like 'do you ever wonder if the way you see red is the same way I see red?'
I'd like to keep a nerdy opening, but it must be wtf for most women, and I live in South America, I could argue that there is far less geeky or nerdy people here than in the places I've been in the U.S.
>>23538997
hes right. im a dumb girl that draws animals & you're definitely my type
Hot stuff!
>>23542118
I'd take out 3 and 6. Otherwise, great work.
Thoughts?
>>23542118
nobody told you about grindr?
>woman tells me I'm incredibly nice and handsome
>unmatches me less than 10 minutes later
wakemeupinside.tiff
>>23537700
remove 4, last one is fine. dont call yourself a kid you imbecile.
>>23542385
Women love #3.
>>23542385
>>23542958
>>23542118
Don't h8 the player.
https://www.gotinder.com/@edogawa
I also have a pic of me in a business suit, and a pic of me standing in the grass with a "european male model pose"
"pretty OK guy, I suppose.
myemail at gmail dot com
I enjoy reading, hiking, swimming, board games, programming, and sysadminning.
Also, I like animals, owning two dogs and hopefully owning cats in the future.
Looking for pretty much anything. Friendship, cuddles, all cool. (dtf too if you're looking for that. Yes I _am_ bisexual)
176 cm and 60 kg for those who care (5'9" and 130 pounds for people who don't know metric)"
I don't get a whole lot of likes, so I must be doing something wrong.
These three picture are just about the only ones of me by the way.
do guys even read this stuff??
>>23543027
You look like a dork. Delete all except #2. And get more pictures of yourself.
>>23543297
>You look like a dork.
Well that's clearly not going to change with more pictures.
>>23543368
You can get less dorky pictures.
>>23537700
Delete 1, make 2 your main. Who's the kid? Delete that pic.
>>23535660
> I think they might be trans
> She's really pretty
Go for it, dude.
Started using Tinder 3 days ago and I woke up to 4 matches today...
What the hell do I do /soc/?
>>23534923
>girls tent to get flooded with matches and messages, so they can afford to pick the top 5% to pursue further
girls only choose to match with the top percent in the first place. there is no flood on tinder. it's not a numbers game at this point. it's you competing against what that girl considers the other small handful of top tier men, but you're still probably not going to measure up.
>>23538526
>why do you say that?
not that anon, but it's the shit like "if you're not into big girls swipe left" and "i'm shy as fuck and probably not going to hook up with you"
this does a few things. the first is stating the obvious. you're not hiding the fact that you're a big girl in your pictures, so pointing it out again gives the implication that you're either low self esteem or bitchy (which you go on and actually call yourself later in the profile) and think everyone reading your profile is an idiot, neither of which are attractive.
second, "i'm shy" is the most basic bitch thing a woman can put on a profile. we fucking know. if women weren't shy, men wouldn't need to initiate.
lastly that "probably not going to hook up with you" creates this vague, trashy vibe that implies you do actually casually fuck rando Chads on occasion, which means anyone looking for more than that is going to swipe left without thinking twice about it.
>>23543852
i included the thing about being fat because even though i think its pretty clear that i am in my pictures guys get really butthurt and act surprised when i don't explicitly tell them that I'm fat. i get the weird "oh, i didn't realize you were fat" shit otherwise.
thanks for the rest tho
![IMG_0110[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ziJOoYM.jpg "IMG_0110[1].jpg")
How much does having a bio/more pics influence the matches you get
I've just got a face pic and no real bio and Ive had ~150 matches in a month and a bit
pic related, its what i use
Any comments on how I can improve this ? http://www.tinder.com/@khanmind These photos are pretty old too like I've lost 30 kg since the first one but don't have any new ones that arnt group pics.
what to fix up? 18yo, happy for a better caption and tips for what to say
thanks b <3
>>23543292
>feminist philosophy
you better hope they don't
Does everyone here just swipe right on everyone?
I had it for a couple days and was pretty selective with my swiping and got one match which was only headshots, so I figured she was a secret fatty.
Gave up and deleted it, I have no really good photos on my Facebook and my camera on my phone is garbage.
How do you guys stop things from progressing?
I've got 3 girls that I've currently got a good thing with between minor dates and banging, but I'm concerned that one or all of them are going to want things to get serious soon, and I don't know if I want to give it all up for just one of them.
I've never really been in this position before and I don't want to turn into the asshole that is blatantly cheating on a committed girlfriend with sidechicks.
>>23545716
>We have a good thing going on right now and I don't want to ruin it by trying to put labels on things
>>23545740
I dunno, I feel like there's a difference there.
A lot of the girls on Tinder are stupid and/or incredibly vapid/vain. Literally profile after profile that is exactly the fucking same.
What particularly pisses me off is girls messaging me first only to never talk to me again. One girl even super liked me and I still never heard from her again
Tinder is bullshit but I can't stay away.
>>23545752
Just say that phrase to whatever girl tries to date or become exclusive
>>23545798
>But I can't stay away
In life, you'll find that most women/girls will say they don't like playing games. This, in fact is true, they love playing games. If you want to get laid, you have to either a) be in a position where you can avoid having to play games or b) you just learn the rules. It sucks but that's life
Props to the guy who gave me that climbing trees bio. I've gotten like 200 matches in 2 weeks
>>23545897
>that climbing trees bio.
What's that?
Also, you're a good looking musclehamster, so it shouldn't really surprised anyone that you're getting so many matches.
>>23538016
Try a photo or two with your hair up, like in a bun or a topknot, just so that all of your selfies don't look so samey. Other than that, you're qt/10.
How do you guys spice up convos? Girl messaged me first but right now we're just talking about tv shows we like to watch.
