I'm a 21 year-old guy from Italy who never kissed a girl, let alone a relationship with a girl.
So, my stupid brain (maybe my dick-brain?) decided, last year, to go for an escort.
I payed her, got a bj and penetrated her.
i was excited but at the same time disgusted by what I was doing.
When I got home I realized that it was a stupid idea and thought a lot about it, close to being depressed just because of it. :(
I know it sounds like: "you did it, your responsiblities!" but I just can't get over it.
I cannot think that my 1st time was wasted with an escort who was just looking for a bit of money and was maybe forced doing it.
Damn! What a stupid I was!
I LOST my virginity with an escort!!!
I cannot forgive that to myself. Never!
What do you all think aobut me?
Am I still considered "virgin"? (Altough I know the answer...).
Curiosity and excitement got me do that.
I was dead curious to know what it feels like to see a naked girl in rl and to see that thing in rl.
I wish I never did that. :/
Please, don't be rough.
If you wanna, we can kik a 'lil bit: italianboy8011
Was she at least hot? Dark Italian bella?
>>23532209
Sad to say but she was a blonde 40-ish russian .
Bleah! Don't lemme think about it.
She could've been my mom. Damn!
tfw 25 year old virgin bcuz of erectile dysfunction
>>23532193
Aaahhh dio boe
>>23532417
>dio boe
ya, giast dat :/
You put your penis in a vagina. Calm the fuck down and stop over thinking it
>>23532438
Yeah, but I lost my virginity, which is "precious", I guess.
Do you consider me a dumbass for doing that? Just asking, be honest, please.
>>23532445
I don't. The experience is valuable if it gave you some confidence, or anything really.
>>23532445
I consider you a dumbass for making this big of a deal about it.
mmmm fresh pasta
>>23532193
Honestly it's just sex. Don't over think it, you'll drive yourself nuts and lose track of the positives. Some things you could consider
>you now know how you'll perform when an important one comes, and can prepare (or not, with any luck!) accordingly
>you've opened up a broad landscape of potential partners, some women won't consider virgins
>you know what it feels like and even if she was loose af she's still a professional (theoretically) and you can judge if your partner could stand to get better in the future
These are just a few really specific examples. Focus on the positives. You got laid. No more v card, but if it bothers you keep in mind there wasn't (or shouldn't have been) any emotional attachment and so the first time doing it with someone you have feelings for is still ahead of you.
>TL;Dr: you got laid, own it, embrace it, make the best of it
>>23532193
Did anyone else read this with an Italian accent? Sounds hilarious as fuck, considering he speaks bad English too.
>>23532533
Can you tell me what errors I made, please?
>>23532543
I'll mark them.
>I'm a 21 year-old guy from Italy who [has] never kissed a girl, let alone a relationship with a girl.
>So, my stupid brain (maybe my dick-brain?) decided, last year, to go for an escort.
>I payed her, got a bj and penetrated her.
>i was excited but at the same time disgusted by what I was doing.
>When I got home I realized that it was a stupid idea and thought a lot about it, close to being depressed just because of it. :(
>I know it sounds like: "you did it, your responsiblities!" but I just can't get over it.
>I cannot think that my 1st time was wasted with an escort who was just looking for a bit of money and was maybe forced doing it.
>Damn! What a stupid I was! [Either "What a (add a substantive) I was" or "How stupid I was"]
>I LOST my virginity with an escort!!!
>I cannot forgive that to myself. Never!
>What do you all think aobut me? [About]
>Am I still considered "virgin"? (Altough I know the answer...). ["A virgin", "although"]
>Curiosity and excitement got me do that. [Had, not got]
>I was dead curious to know what it feels like to see a naked girl in rl and to see that thing in rl. ["Dead curious" isn't something you use.]
>I wish I never did that. :/
>Please, don't be rough.
>If you wanna, we can kik a 'lil bit: italianboy8011
>>23532795
Okay. Thank you.
Just trying to understand them.
>I'm a 21 year-old guy from Italy who [has] never kissed a girl, let alone a relationship with a girl.
Shouldn't I use "has"? Because who is referred to "a guy", so: a guy has...? Can you explain, please?
>Damn! What a stupid I was! [Either "What a (add a substantive) I was" or "How stupid I was"]
Can you any example for each of them?
>Am I still considered "virgin"? (Altough I know the answer...). ["A virgin", "although"]
Here I was meaning "virgin" as an ajdective, not noun. So, would it be okay?
>I was dead curious to know what it feels like to see a naked girl in rl and to see that thing in rl. ["Dead curious" isn't something you use.]
Why? :)
I know, it's becomnig an english thread but, please, just answer this and it's over.
>>23532331
You really need to quit shitposting in other people's threads.
>>23532837
It's okay, buddy.
>1.
Yes, you should use "has." I just pointed that out for you.
>2.
You could've said either "What a silly guy I was!" for example, or "How stupid / silly / whatever I was!" You cannot say "What a stupid I was!", since "stupid" is an adjective. It's like saying "What a tired I was!"
>3.
You're right about that. My mistake, didn't notice it.
>4.
Well, it's just not something you use in English. It's not really a thing you say, so if you use it with people they might not understand what exactly you mean.
If I may ask from you, what kind of people are you looking from Kik? Girls or just people to chat with casually?
>>23532885
>I'm a 21 year-old guy from Italy who never kissed a girl
Just another observation. I promise, the last one! :) Why is that incorrect?
>If I may ask from you, what kind of people are you looking from Kik? Girls or just people to chat with casually?
Just people to chat.
I'm not a fag looking for pussies online! LOL
>>23532543
Listen Giuseppi, there's your problem... You gotta quit worrying about what other people think about you. Whether you speak bad English or write even worse English or fuck hookers in the pooper. Look, if you want any enjoyment from life you got to hang your big hairy balls out and dare the world to kick them. That means telling the grammar Nazi up above to suck your freshly hooker fucked dick, and most importantly treating all women like the hookers they are.
My recommendation, this coming from a guy who has double stacked Romanians up in the FKK's in Germany (and damn proud of it), two hookers a week until this fucking sissy teenage angst bullshit fades and you can be the worldly but oh so jaded Italian studmuffin god intended you to be.
>>23532911
You made me laugh a bit but I'm not the kind of guy you want me to be.
I'm a serious guy who made that mistake; that's it! And I regret it so much!
You look like a "person" who treats women like objects or something like that.
As for the "nazi grammar" above, I'm good with him/her. I asked for clarifications and he/she is giving me them.
Oh, and BTW, it's Giuseppe, not Giuseppi! LOL
>>23532965
Ya whatever Giovanni. Nothing wrong with treating women like they want to be treated deep down inside. Think about it, you think her eggs want to be fertilized by some mewling faggot pissing and moaning about grammar on the internet. Sorry, the answer is no. Women's biological imperative is to fertilize their eggs with asshole alpha jerkboy baby batter as they can fill their orifices with.
Look, have it your way. Even Nietzsche banged hookers, and he was a serious brooding grammar sensitive dude like you.
>>23533009
If I were a girl I would surely never hang out with out. Sorry to say that but you look really rough by what you're writing.
>>23533029
Sure thing Guido. This girl grew up out east, here Dad was from Calabria. I banged that like screen door flapping in the wind for several years. She liked me because I asked her if her boyfriend was capable of breathing concrete.
So you want to be a layless mewling pucci boy, or do want to get your yogurt slinger off in some sweet calabrian poontang?
>>23533045
breathing under concrete...
>>23533045
Haha! Whoa! I have to admit she's a good pussy! Lol
But how many girls do you bang a day?
What do you do as a job?
And....call ma Pasquale. LOL
>>23533134
Concrete.
I'm old. I bang my gf a couple times a week. Every once in awhile I get to fly to Germany and wrestle around with the Romanian girls in the FKK's. Highly recommended Pasquale.
OP tomorrow is Venerdì santo and you are in a state of mortal sin. You need some serious penitenza or it's the flames for you.
Using words like precious about virginity are you sure you're not a girl in disguise? Look, some people may think it's wrong to have sex with a hooker etc but it's the choices we make at the end of the day there's nothing wrong with that. You wanted to beat, you had sex end of story. There's nothing wrong with that and you shouldn't be ashamed of it either. Rather then being depressed about this how about having a new lease on life and try finding a girl to have sex with that isn't one now that you got the whole first time out of your system.
You can take it slow and wait to see when the girls ready to do it because it's not constantly on your mind that you haven't done it. Relax, it's not the end of the world.
Oh come on, don't be such a pussy.
Life gets better anon
>>23532533
Yes lmao Hahahaha I like you anon
>>23532193
Being a virgin or not doesn't matter. You did nothing wrong. Sex is better with an emotional connection, but it's okay if it's not very personal, either.
