Illinois thread: pic unrelated edition
>tfw no girls in illinois
>tfw no one at all in chicago
>tfw i dont even remember what sex is like
kik is wichitalk. but you probably live in peoria
let's go, thread!
Don't live in Peoria but I live close enough. 309 Blono here.
To all the thirsty males posting in this thread to get their dick wet: don't bother. It's the reason IL threads are always shit. It's also not exactlt attractive or sexy. Doesn't anyone just want to hang out and be a normal person?
27/f/312 north side here
I'm originally from Chicago. Travelling the US right now getting into trouble. Should be back there in a few years. Join my chat.
>>23525909
>Doesn't anyone just want to hang out and be a normal person?
Generally, at least for me, I have real friends, a wife, and family to be normal with. I come online to kill time at work and to potentially get a lunchtime handjob in the bathroom of a White Castle :)
32/m/708/847
>>23526188
This!! The normal people are out doing normal things.
I enjoy and appreciate your post
>>23525909
>normies on here
>want to do normie things
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>23525909
28/m/312 (north-ish side).
kik?
>>23526188
I agree, I'm just here for lunchtime handjobs in a bathroom here too.
217/22/M
kik bi_central_il
25/m/Evanston
Looking someone to hit my Volcano with me.
>>23525909
i hear ya lady, neckbeard and creeper levels have hit critical mass.
im just looking for concert buddies, people into stand up comedy, or anyone who wants to grab a drink/toke and talk/listen to music
whatever's clever, im a laid-back normie
29m north and/or south side(s), always traveling
>>23525909
>Doesn't anyone just want to hang out and be a normal person?
Not really bitch I want to see how far I can put my fist in your asshole
29/chicago/m here. I've been on this shitty board since it started, I've gotten two long term gf's off of here. This is literally the worst it has ever been. So many fucking traps and trannies, so many cam girls. 4chan is in eternal september mode hardcore.
Anyway I always offer - if anyone wants to get together and hang out, I'm on the northside. Hit me up at:
[email protected]
Straight 25/M/Chicago
Smoke, hang, eat tasty food, watch movies or go bowling or something, who knows
Kik: WinZipMyPants
>>23525909
sure, what about a bearcade? 25/m 630
32/m/773
Gay chubby chaser.
Any traps or cd, s around?
>>23531013
try craigslist or one of the many trap threads
618 harrisburg reporting in.
the real southern Illinois.
mfw people think springfield is "southern illinois"
>>23529411
obama pls go
Anyone here frequent SmartBar and enjoy techno? :/
>>23531375
I havent been to smartbar in so long. In fact the last time I was there Fall Out Boy was playing upstairs as a local band...
Fuck im old
>>23531378
32 isn't old, and I hope you weren't there for the fallout boy show
34/m/815
Up for whatever
>>23526188
>>23531378
Are the handjobs better at SmartBar or White Castle?
>>23525845
You gotta shave that mustache off. Holy shit.
chambana male. recent uiuc grad. bored.
18/M/bi/815 rockford area
420 friendly; selling fat bong btw
21/F/773
The usual femanon looking for other femanons for the equivalent of lunchtime handie
Any traps around? Wouldn't mind watching my partner (23/m) dom one of you
>>23531386
I go there when I'm in the area for whatever crazy reason I decide I want to go into the city, usually just to meet up with friends and go bar hopping for no good reason. How often are you there? Got kik?
I'm planning to move to drillinois from little Rhody. I believe I'll be around Rockford, so IDK what to expect.
any suggestions or ideas on what I should be doing?
>>23539097
Make sure you have an alarm system on your car that works and can't be defeated and don't carry cash.
What the fuck is wrong with our state? All the other state threads seem way more active and diverse. It's like we're the new Nebraska.
>>23539097
Rockford is a pretty shitty town. What brings you there?
Anyone going to Anime Central in late May and just wanna kick it and drink at the hotel or local bar and possibly 420?
M/24 from Eastern Missouri but usually go to Illinois from time to time.
20/f/708
Just moved back to Illinois after being in Michigan for a while.
Illinois is as boring as i remembered
Kik: hydrochu
19/M/847/773
Just looking for some cool people to drink and maybe do some 420 with
>>23539483
I think my buddy and I were planning on going. both m/23.
>>23540293
w/b... everyones trying to bounce out of this hellhole. i heard our real estate economy is completely busted
22 gonna be 23 next month/ M/ (815 born and raised but now in Aurora...) Who Aurora Here?
>>23526188
>>23528178
people still get off from handjobs? shit is so rough and half-assed
>>23540293
Troll, don't bother...
Never anyone from the 815
Kik- 1exploringme1
>>23539097
Ahhh, yea dude Rockford is an interesting place. Extremely high minority population (and not the good hardworking kind either) Lots of trucking companies, towing, etc in town, and right outside town lots of farms.
