Home alone /soc/ AMA...
Or just casual chat....i cant sleep and my house is spoopy and quiet
are you a natural redhead?
>>23500188
the girl in this pic kinda reminds me of a girl I once loved
>>23500188
Does the carpet match the pubes?
>>23500188
Did you just hear that? The fuck was that noise?
>>23500193
Yes i am. as a kid it was more blondish red but as i grew it became more intense
>>23500188
Gotta love the spoop.
You are in a room. The walls are painted white. In the centre there is a table. On the table are five objects. A green violin, a blue tennis racket, a red saucepan, an orange pacifier and a yellow briefcase. You are alone in the room and there are no other objects and no apparent way out. Now, how good are you at giving blowjobs?
>>23500188
Staying up intentionally. Was late for work yesterday on my first day. Must be there by 8am. Insomnia is a fucker.
>>23500196
Ah well...im sorry?
>>23500197
You caught me. My natural haircolor is bald.
>>23500198
Hey fuck you buddy. Ive been hearing sounds all night. I dont know what im gonna do if i have to pee. Too scared to go out of my room
Though if i do hear anything weirder ill be sure to post a vocaroo.
texasbro go to bed
>>23500199
It suits you well (obviously)
The only reason I ask is because your hair near the top isn't as red, and you don't have the typical freckles of a redhead.
Do you tan, or just burn/gain freckles?
>>23500188
OP!!! READ THIS PLEASE.
Tell us what you think of it?
It's a comic a friend of mine wrote and It's not really scary but I think its more funny, let me know your take? Might take your mind off the spookyness of night.
>http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31
>>23500200
I kinda hate that question. If i had a dick id try to blow myself so i can be sure of my technique.
Every guy ive been with has said i do it better than any girl but really ive heard it so often its hard to really believe if its true you know?
>>23500207
>Hey fuck you buddy.
Hey, I'm just hear to help. D'you ever feel a chill on the back of your neck when you're staring at your screen? I wonder what that is.
>>23500207
no you're absolutely beautiful.
>>23500199
My son is going to be the same way. He was born a cueball like I was, it started to come in toe blonde, and now it's just barely starting to coming in slightly red-er underneith (he's 3 this year)
>>23500206
Ah same here anon. I typically get 4 hours a sleep a night. Been that way since i was little
>>23500210
Im trying
>>23500212
Im...scared to click it...
Someone do it lol
>>23500211
Probably the lighting?
And oh i have freckles lol
I have some on my face but theyre very light so im sure youre average camera probably cant see them.
But theyre very prominant on my shoulders.
And yes, in the sun i just get more freckled. Which js why.ive avoided being in the sun for most of my life. I hate freckles. Theyre ugly to me
>>23500216
Don't listen to him. Go read some Junji Ito, that always soothes my nerves.
Hearing some terribly crying Women and a laughing Baby turns into screaming. You need to play Layers of Fear if you want to sleep well :3 / Fantastic looking Haircolour.
>>23500224
>Im...scared to click it...
>Someone do it lol
It's in moonspeak so I couldn't get far, but it has something to do with some ghost cartoon or something
>>23500216
Not thinking about it. Lalalala
>>23500217
Well thank you
>>23500222
Ah well i do hope he doesnt get bullied for it. I dont know about you but ginger kids in my area are the biggest freaks. Used to get all types of shit before i actually hit puberty
>>23500236
>>23500224
Just look at the pictures. It's really just a comic lol.
Am I crazy or is one of your eyebrows a different colour then the other?
>>23500188
What is your favorite super hero?
Also freckles are one of the neatest nuances a redhead can have. Definitely cute in my book.
>>23500241
>Not thinking about it. Lalalala
How can you not? I mean you're exposed to an open area behind you, right? You have no idea what's there until you turn around...
>>23500230
Oh i cant even play those types of game in the daytime haha. Im a big fan of watching others play spooky games though
are you chubby or normal bodied?
>>23500251
:c I'm an art major, it really is just a comic lol, this was a collab with a korean transfer student we have. My next project is a sci fi fantasy story about a child soldier and his travels with a clandestine organization hunting down a girl they think might be immortal!
I just wanted feed back :(
>>23500246
Same pencil used for them. Its more than likely the lighting. One eyebrow is in the light while the other is more in the dark...theyre gonna look a bit off
>>23500256
Do you play any instruments? :( if you don't wanna read my comic I'll get over it lol
>>23500251
Same for me. But the Story behind that Atmospheric piece of Art got me hard. So i played it alone, 2o´clock in the night. Its even better cuz its not ment as a Game, more as a Interactive Movie with a absolutly tragic story. Hope you`ll get some Sleep soon. Its daytime here, luckily :D
>>23500248
My nigga Thor
>>23500250
Nope in laying down :p
>>23500241
>Ah well i do hope he doesnt get bullied for it. I dont know about you but ginger kids in my area are the biggest freaks. Used to get all types of shit before i actually hit puberty
I heard somewhere that Scarborough has the highest number of redheads and ginger per capita of anywhere in either Canada or all of North America, so me and my brother weren't ENTIRELY stand-out-ish growing up. I did always get people asking how Irish my family was, though.
>>23500253
I guess chubby?
>>23500254
Ah okay ill look at it shortly.
>>23500260
Sadly nope. I have no musical talent
>>23500267
you are a goddess
>>23500267
Not chubby, hippy! You have hips for days c:
Good for cuddles and for baby making. One of which I'm ready for 24/7.
>>23500267
That t shirt tho.
Be forewarned of pretty much every guy in this bread tryna get at you.
>>23500272
Agree.
>>23500263
>Nope in laying down :p
Damn, well that backfired. Sweet Thor canvas though, I like it.
>>23500267
Fair enough, just curious since you only posted face.
No pets?
>>23500261
Yea i know the game and the story. It is pretty good.
I just have to watch funny youtubers play it so ill be less scared lol
>>23500265
Ah. Yea my area has always been mainly mexican. Me being white was already enough to be bullied about. Let alone being white and ginger haha. Now to everyone here im basically a "fetish"
>>23500274
I don't date women who post on /soc/ 8)
>>23500267
Geezus, you're reminding me of my sister-in-law to a frightening degree (except prettier). She even has that same Thor print
>>23500279
>I don't date women who post on /soc/ 8)
Tch, you're missing out there, friend. I married one.
>>23500272
Ah thats kind of you to say
>>23500273
Lol babies are gross just sayin. I get the "baby making" hips often.
>>23500274
It doesnt bother me. Nothing different i dont deal with. Attempts will be unsuccessful everytime though
>>23500278
Im not into Youtuber/Lets Player, cuz its a overgrown Scene, imho. The only Youtuber im watching are 2 German :) Ofc the biggest of em.. lol. Im just want you to know, that watching it, is awesome, but PLAYING it is a totally different experience. Sadly you'll need some Psychological treatment after Ending it :P Are you Into gaming alot? :)
>>23500224
Freckles are most certainly not ugly!
>>23500267
Arms tell the truth, and those look normal sized to me.
>thicker the thighs, the better the prize
>>23500286
:( I just really like cuddles yo. Babies are gross... yeah.
>>23500285
I kinda lied :c I dated one for a few months, she was really smart and funny and idk why I broke it off, I just got bored.
>>23500277
I have an outdoor kitty
Her names Gwen Stacy.
Shes my little slut
>>23500295
Has she put it out a bit for all the local toms?
>>23500224
You were late to work and almost got fired on your first day? Lel But really, it sucks, been going sleepless nights so much recently that I think I might go Tyler Durden and shit
>>23500295
Psh, Gwen's got nothing on Tesla.
>>23500267
Really like this body-type, not skinny and not chubby, juuust right
OP is attractive confirmed
>>23500306
Now that's a little slut. Ohhhh yeeeah... ;)
I'd throw her on the bed, tummy up, and then put my face on her fluffy tummy and snuggle her like a pillow until I fell asleep or until she gouged out my eyes.
>>23500281
Post picsss
>>23500287
Yea im too much of a scardy cat to play. I cant even shoot a zombie without wanting to cry.
Not a heavy gamer. I just lije games that force me to be active...like those dancing games or playful rpgs like KH Or sims...I just like watching. I even dig watching my bf play
>>23500315
He'd probably go for the eyes if you kept referring to him as "she", heh. Good thing we had his balls removed or they'd be resting on your chin.
>>23500327
Who cares, its a cat, they're all lady like to me. Snuggly and comfy pillows.
>>23500289
Cuddles are the best.
>>23500300
Hahaha waaay more than a little bit. Shes currently on her 6th pregnancy.
>>23500302
Okay not that bad haha
>>23500306
She is beautiful...
But my kitty is the sweetest kitty around.
She refuses to eat unless i give her attention.
>>23500315
Ive never dared attempt to fuck with her belly. I dont have a death wish
Also dont know if ID changed. I had to restart my phone
>>23500324
READ MY COMIIIIIC It's super short! :C I'm going to bed soon.
>>23500324
Aww. KH <3 one of my all-time-favourits. Grown up stuff :). Ive changed from being a heavy Nerd playing Games and Tabletop shit to a "Storydriven, catchy and atmospheric journy" Player. Guess for all of us the Time comes, we're we stop playing as heavy as we did as Kids :) And start seeing some Games from different Positions. But Dancing-Games? aaaargh. Never ever :D Imho Sportgames are... horror :P
>>23500339
You betrayed me.
Get out.
As soon as i saw the intro i knew exactly what it was.
Nice try anon
>>23500346
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Worth a shot yo 8)
>>23500344
Same here. As a kid and teen i was always playing games but really its rare if i play any games now.
I dont even have a ps4..i just have my old ps2
>>23500324
>Post picsss
Upon second look you guys are't very alike, she's fairly prudish and loves kids and babies.
And apparently the only one photo I have of her on my computer is from my wedding.
>>23500337
Holy shit, what do you do with all those kittens!
>>23500356
You cant fool someone when it clearly has a warning label about how scary it is right at first sight lol
>>23500366
Ahh yea..i see lol
>>23500368
Shes an outdoor cat and really she doesnt have a motherly bone in her body. Ive never seen her accept her babies. She usually abondons them. Some dissappear and some somehow survive and stick around. If i could id take them all but i cant so i just let nature do what it does really.
Her other kittens come from time to time but i wouldnt consider them mine. They dont really like to be pet and they only come to my door for food. Theres about 5 of them still around.
But really Gwen is my one and only. Shes a shitty mom but a loving companion
>>23500369
:c can you read it anyways?
Its just a comic in korean, you can just scroll through it looking at the pictures and close it if the pictures scare you too much.
>>23500362
Ahhh. The PS2-Times.... owned about 400 Titles, i guess? My Parents sold em :0 Since that, ive never got back my Gems, like KH or something :/ Bought some Xbox360 and Ps3, but its never been the same. Now ive sold all consoles, hold the Xbox as Multitainmentsystem and stacked up my PC-Games Lib with some 500h+ Games i play now and then :). Now im more into IRL Hobbies, like Geocaching, Bmx´riding and stuff. But, sometimes i miss the Memoire hold with the Childish adventures experienced in Games. And the... feel of some fantastic Universe to pseudolive in <3 If you understand what ive tryin to say. No nativ speaker :/
I got a puppy last Monday and haven't seen it since Friday. I live in an apartment
>>23500386
Im not gonna read that at night..i dont even wanna see the images. Once im no longer alone though ill look at it again though
>>23500391
awwww come onnnn :c its more fun if it spoops you a little, we're all here for you baby c: Plus you KNOW nothing horrible is gonna happen to you!
>>23500387
Its fine. I can understand you.
And no, actually i hardly owned any gamrs. My parents have always been very cheap and never wanted to buy me games at the time..i mostly either rented them at a video store or begged friends to let me borrow theirs lol
>>23500391
>>23500394
Hey the mind is a crafty little fucker. Once i get spoopy thoughts in my head ill start hearing and seeing shit that aint real.
No thanks lol.
I dont remember that comic well but i do remember it spooped me heavily
OP you're fucking gorgeous. I would make sexytime with you.
<3
>>23500401
Its a uh... different one? I'm running out of stuff here. Maybe just post more kitty pictures instead I guess, if you WANT to disappoint me but not as badly as just not reading it flat out.
Also your parents were watching all of this and they just left the crowd :( they were SO disappointed you didn't read it. Probably will be gone forever getting a pack of smokes.
>>23500397
No, no. I gathered :D I bought about 350-400 Games for Ps2 :P i havent made this clear, sorry :P My Mother was kind of Poor and my Father sort of a Rich. They Divorced, he had to pay her Alimony, she tried to buy love. That kind of "you want Games? here!"
>>23500406
Well thats sweet.
>>23500408
Oh hush anon. I aint gonna read it.
>>23500412
Hey thats a good way my parents could buy my love lol
>>23500419
Out of curiosity, how old are you?
You look 22-24. Amirite?
>>23500419
Kitty pictures!!!
>>23500419
Just force them into Divorcement :P and the World is yours! ^^ What Times over there? :D its 11 a.m here in Germany :)
>>23500419
Also night! c: Sweet dreams and stuff.
>>23500428
Im actually 26 haha
>>23500432
I dont really have any of mine haha
>>23500433
Its 3 am here.
Also im tool old now. Divorce will get me nothing haha
>>23500441
Makes sense. I looked at your OP again and thought I may have undershot it a bit.
Either way, you're insanely sexy
>please sit on my face
>jealous of your bf
>good day to you femanon
toodles and good luck sleeping
>>23500433
you sound creepy af bro, i got goosebumps just reading what you say, just relax and try not to come across as such a dangerous psychopath, im sure girls will like you even without the act.
>>23500452
Aw boo. Usually im told i look nothing like my age haha
Ill post a no makeup pic for the hell of it.
Yes...no eyebrows..i have alopecia
>>23500454
Im kind of "socially awkward" and not so social competent, but why you call me a dangerous psychopath? :0
>>23500441
So my Advice is a bit to late :3 im sorry for that :P
>>23500462
For the record, you do look younger there.
>>23500469
sorry bro I thought you were being edgy *hugs*
>>23500462
you look about 14-15, i'd get accused of being a pedo if i went out with you :D
>>23500477
Im just a bit.... different to conventional :3 no ment creeps from here. #Rehdrück ^^
>>23500472
Ah its fine.
>>23500474
Yea i thought this would change your mind haha.
>>23500477
14-15 is a bit much haha. Not that youthful
Long shot...but any chance for a sexy pic?
Redheads are one of my fetishes...
>>23500486
heh, you talk in such an adorable way :p
>>23500489
will need proof for how much of a big girl you are ;)
>>23500489
It only made you look 19-21, not a younger teen like that one guy said.
>didn't change fact that I would jizz inside you doe dayum dawg yea i said it gatdamn g dont hate playa
Alright NOW I'm leaving. Enjoy your bf's penis and the pacific timezone. Ciao.
>>23500499
Huch? How that? :3 Guess its because im not so well trained/skilled in speaking English :/ Or what point you mean in particular? :3 the... struggeling speech? Or the way of explaining in common? :3
>>23500490
I dont really do sexy pics :/
>>23500502
Haha well thanks for saying that anon. Ill probably get the D on friday lol have a good day
this is actually very sexy. The glasses makes you look hot i think.
You should show more of your body ;)
>>23500512
>>23500516
This man speaks wisdom.
>>23500516
Haha well i respect my boyfriend so i dont expose my body to random people online. Even if i were single...just exposing myself online isnt my thing :/
The most extreme id allow is this and mainly because im in character lol
>>23500532
that's still exposing yourself to men tho, have some respect for your bf and act more loyal..
>>23500509
it's the kitty smiles and shyness lol, i can tell you're so nervous :D you need a cute guy in your arms to boost your ego ;)
>>23500462
the things i'd do to you.
>>23500532
Yoooooo. You're cute as hell, and that's all well and good, but DAMN, that's a good cosplay.
>>23500544
I wore this outfit with him...on halloween...we walked by tons of men. Its a costume he enjoyed
>>23500559
it's not the outfit, it's that you'd give a glimpse of your tits to online men and flirt back with them behind your bf's back, he sounds like a nice guy, he deserves better than you and will find a loyal girl that can love him desu
>>23500563
Lol what...where am i flirting???
And no ones seeing my tits...thats cleavage...i walked around like that and tons of men i didnt know saw me. Why would my bf care? Hes not jealous. He knows hes got me.
Dont fucking question my loyalty stupid fuck. Thats something i wont tolerate.
Simple as this. If id wear it in public i dont mind showing it online.
>>23500563
Shut the fuck up, white knight douche.
>>23500568
Of course, disloyal whores are always defensive about their loyalty, it's something hard to prove after all...enjoy him while you got, cuz he'll soon be looking for a decent self-confident woman who doesn't constantly seek sexual attention to make up for the love she never got from daddy and he'll dump you xd
>>23500571
Its not even the fact ges a white knight. Theres nothing white knight about him.
Hes just a fucking idiot.
I dont care about shit talk but my bf is literally the most important thing in my life and ive always respected him. If i didnt there would be nudes or id be flirting. I aint flirting with anyone here and if he sees my regular chatting as flirting then he seriously needs to get out more. My boyfriend doesnt get jealous because he knows how i feel about him and i know how he feel about me. Its a mutual trust. If anything he would just find this all hilarious
>>23500568
He's probably just upset you didn't read my comic. Okay back to sleep.
Think she is old enough to do whatever the fuck she wants to and dont need someone like you telling her over the internet how behave or feel about things.
>>23500573
You went from.kissing my ass to this all the sudden. Starting to think youre just mad that i aint fucking you.
With that attitude, a neckbeard like you wont get any pussy ever.
Im not defensive. I KNOW how i feel and to have it questioned by some faggot online is fucking stupid.
Youre an autist who has no idea how a mature, grown up relationship is.
So kindly shut the fuck up before you sound even more retarded
>>23500577
Lmfao oh god.
>>23500579
Thank you. If i felt my boyfriend would be bothered by it i wouldnt do it. His feelings always come first. He knows im an avid 4chan user. Hes seen anons admire my pictures. He thinks its amusing. Why? Because he knows he gets to fuck me while shit heads like this anon here can only fap to a picture
>>23500544
i never used social media often and not so into chatting with strangers, so yeah,may im bit.. nervous, ? :3 But im kind to Hetero for a Guy in my Arms :P Its all Part of my incompetence in this Feature of Life :/
>>23500295
Came to this thread for pussy pics.
Wasn't disappointed.
>>23500559
Did I also see this set on Imgur before?
>>23500593
She may be a slut but treat her with respect darn you
>>23500595
Uh no? It shouldnt be on there...or at least i didnt post it
>>23500592
It's cool, it's kind of cute as I said. and you never know if you might cuddled or be made love to by a cute strong guy :p you got e-mail? im trying to leave /soc/ cuz im kind of disgusted by some people here
>>23500609
Youre really fucking stupid.
Youre talking to a guy first off.
And secondly, be disgusted all you want. Because youre wrong
You fags need to stop giving this nasty bitch attention.
>>23500701
This.
>all the desperate newfags giving it attention no matter what
You could replace her with any other talking vagina and get the same effect.
>my boyfriend is the most important thing in my life
>regularly makes attention-seeking threads on /soc/ and posts photos knowing full well what kind of replies she'll get
Women. Not even once.
>>23500188
dear brandi,
you are cute as fuck
signed,
your secret anon
>>23500730
Did i wannt attention last night?
Uh youre damn right! It was 3 am in a spooky house. I wanted someone to talk to duh.
Also, should i not walk outside anymore then? Because i know what kind of reactions ill get if i do that.
you see why that sounds stupid?
>>23501006
And thank you anon
>wake up
>see all this shit
>still jealous of curly guy in OP's pic
That one guy who was flirting with Germanon is a fucking idiot.
>>23501456
He was flirting with a guy even.
He had no clue who the hell he was talking to.
When he first came in he talked shit to the german anon saying "damn bro, youre creepy"
Then later called him cute saying he needed to be in a mans arms.
Same shit with me. Came in kissking my ass then all of the sudden talking shit.
Literally the most stupid person ive encountered on /soc/
>>23501477
For what it's worth, and this is gonna sound really flowery and stupid,
but you really do seem like a total bro.
Your boyfriend really is a lucky guy based on
the shit you've said in this thread.
You're a 12/10 in my book, as pretentious as
that sounds. Since I'm being such a faggot
though I'm gonna take my leave again.
9spooky11me
>>23501477
I'm sure you've come across much worse.
>>23501495
12/10 my white nutsack. 8/10 easy, but only because I like the chubbies. And have a thing for the reds. I'm sure if I spoke with her long enough. She may be a 9. I haven't read through much of the thread.
Linda Eaden ? :)
>be black
>open thread
>see >>23500267
>see >>23502288
But seriously can yiy even satisfy a girl like that if you don't have an 8x6?
>>23500188
Whats your view on submissive men
>>23500188
aye lmao
>>23501495
Well thank you anon.
Just got back from work and i actually needednto hear something nice. Some customer made me very close to losing my job today. Almost snapped and swung at her. People can be so fucking rude.
>>23501508
Ah maybe but i cant currently think of any lol.
>>23502275
No?
>>23502317
Im assuming you quoted the pic of my boyfriend?
He satisfies me in every which way man.
>>23502814
Ugh i hate them. Nothing more gross than a man who acts all submissive like a girl.
My man is the epitome of what i like personality wise.
Hes a legit mexican version of ron swanson.
>>23502832
Ayy
PIZDETS NA KHUI BLYAD
>>23503018
uggghhhh youre the worrsstt. 2/10 making femanons look bad.
>>23503018
>Ugh i hate them.
You look like the type that would be into femdom or cuck stuff
I've seen you on Reddit. Totally not a natural read head too.
>>23500188
are you from texas?
>>23503096
Uh why? Because i dont like submissive men? Get over it
>>23503123
Well suprise i guess haha
>>23503211
Gosh well i better tell my red headed irish mother that my life is a lie.
My ethinicity is all a lie.
Also reddit is the place id venture to out of severe boredom. Which would be about once every several months
>>23503271
Nope from california
>>23500267
This bitch thik as fuk id smash get in them guts skeet on her coccyx
>>23500188
i hope you die alone tonight with tears of fear.
>>23505293
Well im great actually :)
>>23504953
lol no. It has nothing to do with that.
disgusting looking slut
>>23506155
Well what in the comment you quoted makes you say what you said?
brandi, remember that time you said you never posted nudes and then someone found your nudes and you were like nuh uh and then you got pressed and were like ok, that's me. i laughed at that.
>>23506173
Ah. Jealousy is never a nice thing
>>23506274
Actually no i dont recall?
Like i do remember people claiming to have "nudes" but they were either just threats or pics that werent even mine lol
So no.i dont know what youre talking about actually
>>23504961
No I mean you're white, yeah, but your natural hair is obviously a dirty blonde color like I can see it coming in at the top and your blonde eyebrows are a dead giveaway
But ya know, live a lie online if you want that's your business I guess
>>23506967
I have no eyebrows so to say theyre blonde makes no sense.
See
>>23500462
Also if i knew my roots were blonde i wouldnt keep saying i was a ginger. Thats like me posting a pic of an elephant and saying "no...thats a dog."
If i knew i was a blonde then i wouldnt wanna look stupid and say otherwise
>>23507075
Forgot to add.
The reason my clearly fake and drawn on eyebrows are blonde is because finding waterproof auburn eyebrow pencils are almost impossible so i gotta go to the next best thing
This thread is still a thing. So is my phantom parallel universe love for you.
In all seriousness, though, some of the responses
to your thread are goofy as fuck. My love for
you is also goofy, except it's a gross exaggeration
of the fact that I merely think you're cool and
attractive and I would Ron your Swanson hard
and make run-on sentences for you because love.
You can clearly see a straight line separating your fake red hair and the 2+ inches of brown roots. Kek.
>>23507114
Haha aww that actually made me smile.
>>23507122
Probably lighting? Because like i said. My moms a redhead and my dads a blondish red. And my moms mom is straight out of ireland.
So once again. Not lying.
If i knew.i had 2 inches of "brown roots" id clearly wouldnt be able to lie about it
>>23507145
It's not bad lighting. It's brown roots. Maybe a dark blonde. Next time photoshop your pics better before you attentionwhore. Or at least don't lie...
>>23507145
Post your butt and I'll forgive you for tricksing that other anon with your bad lighting.
>filthy hobbitses
>>23507122
My hair is naturally bright red, but after the Winter it has more brown color to it. In the summer I get blond hair on the tips. Just because you have a poor understanding of biology doesn't mean much in way of arguing with some random bitch on /soc/.
>>23507158
Once again. You can say what you want. I dont care if you zoom in or anything. My hair is red my hair looks different in a types of lighting lol
I see exactly what youre talking about. If my color was indeed different then id fucking admit to it by now hecause that clearly does look different.
But once again. It must be lighting. Because i am a damn redhead.
We can go back and forth all day. It aint gonna change
>>23507186
Lol you'd admit it? We've already established you're full of shit and you posted the picture proof.
>>23507185
Not when there is a straight line all the way around the head. That is an obvious dye job.
>>23507185
Lol you know full and well i dont post pics like that.
And thres no point in trying to say other wise. Hes the all mighty anon. He thinks he knows more about being a redhead than a redhead does lol.
But i know that feel. I feel like my hair turns different shades depending on the season.
Sometimes its deep red sometines a very dull red, blondish red and so on
But either way let em argue. They are obviously very intelligent
>>23507203
Wtf okay that was just retarded.
I dont need to lie about stupid shit. Um way too lazy to lie lol
You clearly have not established anything haha
>>23507213
Haha this is like the tenth time you've gotten so defensive in this thread post pubes for proof. Or let me guess those are brown?
>>23507213
My ex is blonde and she showed me pics where her hair
had turned white as fuck from being in the sun all summer working outside.
My hair is brown. If it's wet it gets a golden sheen in certain lighting.
Hair doesn't fuck around.
>>23507218
Lol omg what do you not understand?
I dont have pubes. Same as me not having eyebrows. I have alopecia you tard.
And of course ill eventually have to defekd myself. Hasent all been about my hair though. Its just with you tard.
Ive never seen any thread where a girl wasngiving nothing but positive comments. Everyone wants to argue about something lol.
The autism is strong with this one
>>23500188
hey op you still home alone? whatcha doin?
>>23507226
Yea if hair isnt brown or black is can be weird
Its obvious the anon is a shit tier brown haired person because only people with blonde/red hair know those hair color changing feels lol
>>23507229
Ah dont bother trying to prove anything to him anymore. Hes not gonna admit hes a fucking idiot lol
>>23507229
OP, I noticed in that post I linked to dude you mentioned posting a vocaroo, if only jokingly. Any chance you'd do that? Kinda curious what you sound like.
I'll post one too if it makes things fair.
>>23507239
Nope my family finally returned today actually.
Its weird though..i missed them but now that theyre here i wish they were gone again haha
>>23507254
Sorry i get weird when im making a recording of my voice. Feels weird talking to nothing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1plKNoU9eXa
>>23507231
kek I've seen plenty of comments about your fake hair. and you are defensive not defending yourself. all I see is your throwing out insults of the most generic kind(memes) because your intelligence is so far below average. You are white trash, poor, and live in the south right? What's your college degree in?
>>23507256
same thing happens to me sometimes
btw you'd been here since the night?
>>23507248
Natural blonde actually. Entire family has red hair though. So I'm a bit of an expert unlike a box redhead.
>>23507277
College degree in how much salt to put on the french fries
>>23507277
Uh no...youre the only one talking about my hair anon... wow you truely are stupid...yikes.
Also i dont speak in "memes" lol
I actually live in los angeles california anon.
Ive lived a nice shletered life on the lap of luxury here haha.
>tfw i live in a nice los angeles home near the beach
Ah dear, youre embarassing yourself
>>23507275
Yeah assuming universes are infinite there's definitely a me out there banging a you out there,
and we're both having a great time.
Then again there's also a you out there banging a me out there, and the guy who's trying to solve the not-mystery of your hair banging that one dumbfuck while Germanon films it.
Alright:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YHS6KkTBV5
This is pure poetry. Also my voice has a rasp that it doesn't normally have. Old laptop mic for the win.
>>23507309
Hey look op I found your mom >>23506204
>>23500267
I want to mix genetics with you in a your petri dish
>>23507280
No i was out celebrating st. Patrick's Day with my bf.
>>23507283
Only box this hair came out of was my moms vagina box lol
Like i said. You can go all day. Youre wrong and im right. Nothing changes that fact. Go cry about it some more kid
>>23507316
Haha jokes on you. My mom is much uglier than that and older
>>23507323
Well...wow haha
>>23507335
Crying? I'm laughing at how absolutely pathetic you are.. And your cuck bf. Who is ugly as fuck anyways, I mean you couldn't pay a normal girl to fuck him.
>>23507349
Aw someones feelings are hurt lol
Wow finally going full butt hurt and trying to say mean things as a last resort?
how adorable. Its okay anon. You cant win them all the time.
>>23507206
Or that's because her hair is parted in a way that shows the less-light-exposed hair assuming she wears it up mostly. I had a ring on my head after a Summer of manbun.
>>23507213
I thought if I was smooth enough you would just forget your inhibitions and humor me because I'm such a great guy. But I respect your respect for yourself and your boyfriend, even if I would totally whoop his ass in vidya and prove my superior thumb-genetics.
The red hair is both a curse and blessing, you're lucky you don't have to deal with calico facial hair |: but you'll never go gray!
This is an intellectual board, I'm surprised we haven't all applied for MENSA and met up for in-person rate threads.
>>23507394
It's not mean it's just the truth. I mean he's acceptable for you but to average and above girls he wouldn't even get the time of day.
>>23507401
I do wear my hair in a bun very often. But the anon is such a wise anon. He can never be wrong lol
And thats very nice of you to say anon truely, usually when i say i dont post stuff like that people get so incredibly butthurt.
Yea before my grandma passed she was like in her late 80s and her hair was like fire red.
Yea apparently everyone here should be a damn scientist. But they just enjoy 4chan ironically
>>23507405
Still on that? Lol my bf has had some sexy ex gfs hell gfs id feel very threatened by.
Lol there you happy i got to feed you little baby troll?
Now go on. Keep telling me how ugly he is and how stupid i am.
I am in shambles here. Ive cut myself a billion times because your words are soooo deep lol.
>>23507426
Ginger buns are best buns, does your hair naturally curl a bit?
I'm not nearly drunk enough to get that bad. You have your boundaries, and the thread was for discussion, it should be kind of obvious. Can't blame me for trying, though.
Ah sorry to hear about your gmum, but at least she went out in a blaze of glory. Get it. Blaze. Fire. Red. Ugh kill me.
The science of shitposting and hair color, pretty sure that's just beauty school in general.
>>23507437
I highly doubt that. Unless he's rich(which obviously he's not) he's too ugly to pull anything over a 4. If his exes are hotter than you I wouldn't be that surprised it's not a hard thing to do. He's still ass ugly.
>>23507467
No my hairs actually pretty straight. It gets slightly wavy when i wake up in the morning though
Well at least you have a good head on your shoulders anon.
And dont worry about it. Wasnt really close to my grandma so i didnt really feel anything when she passed.
What would 4chan be without shitpost?
It would be a boring place
>>23507488
Okay sure anon.
Whayever you need to say to make you feel right.
I can see this is effecting you greatly.
I mean...this is the longest that anyones felt the need to argue with me online.
Normal people would go to a different thread but you...you must really be in love with me.
Youre just begging for my attention.
Its cute
Really though any attempt to prove me wrong on that is just gonna prove me right. You cant get enough of me and its hilarious
>>23507515
No no, I"M the one who's in love with you.
I'm just putting the finishing details on my shrine to you and then I'll post a pic.
I lurk hard but I love harder.
>>23507515
I'm not trying to prove you wrong. That's already been done. I'm laughing at you getting so worked up. Must suck being a fat below average chick irl. It's fun to spectate your desperation.
In all seriousness I'm kinda bummed that this Friday night is this boring.
I can't drive my car right now and this is the best side entertainment I've got while watching youtube vids and browsing the web.
C'est la vie.
>>23507533
Lmfao oh man anon youre killing me :D
>>23507534
Wow you think in worked up? Haha oh god he thinks im worked up!!! Oh my god im honestly smiling
>>23507549
Aw staying in isnt all that bad! Youtube is endless!!
.oh and new season of daredevil on netflix today. You can watch that
>>23507566
You and your boyfriend should just release a sex tape. I'd watch that.
Make sure you get the under the balls and through the taint angle while filming.
>>23507499
Ah you're missing out on the messy bun love.
I have a good head below my shoulders too (;(;(;(;(;
Are you admitting to the murder of your grandma anon?
Just get drunk as fuck and revel in it.
>pls don't let me be the only drinky
>>23507586
I made a "sex tape" when i was like 16 with my ex and god theyre just not as sexy as porn vids. There a lot of fumbling and like leg cramps lmfao
By the way OP, I was born in LA. I miss it a lot. How's the smog?
I moved to SLO when I was 18 for a year and then moved back to where I am now.
Also anything with you in it is sexier than porn.
>these flirting skills are unparalleled
>unparalleled
>paralleled
>parallel
>don't forget about us <3
I'm not even drunk like manbuntron.
>>23507609
Haha i just dont typically care when people die. They have to be very close to me... like seeing them on a daily basis.
If i dont see them often there death doesnt mean much to me.
Im not drunk but id like to be drunk later tonight haha
>>23507627
Tome its regualr here. I honestly can mever picture myself out of LA. Ive never been anywhere else.
You guys are very amusing thank you
>>23507721
You're welcome.
I'm near Nashville, and honestly I prefer Nashville, but LA still has a big spot in my heart.
>>23507721
So you won't even cry when I pass...oh god what have I been doing all this time.
What's your drink of choice?
>>23507772
In 3 years apparently i might move to Arizona...i dont want to and hopefully by that time im still with my bf and living with him haha
>>23507793
Usually i just stick to whiskey and coke. God help anyone who drinks one of mine though.
Mine is usually all whiskey with just a splash of coke.
Other than that i drink craft beer (yes im a pretentious doughebag) but i honestly just hate that yellow piss water excuse for a "beer"
>>23507886
>mixing anything with your whiskey
Oh Christ you're truly scum. No need to drink anything less than 40proof. What's your favorite whiskey tho?
Whatever man at least you're not sucking Pabst through a straw, or getting a Stella just for the gold glass. Please at least say you don't drink that pine cone washout they call IPA.
>>23507886
Flagstaff is cool(had to drive through it when I moved), but could feel secluded since it's mountainous and forested. The rest of Arizona seems boring. I'm not a big fan of just deserts.
hii all
>>23507981
Ay I'm in Tucson fight me faggot I'll kiss you on the mouth.
>>23507950
Hey im still a girl. I cant handle full blown whiskey. I like to drink comfortablely
Pine cone washout?
Which one?
I like IPAs but not all of them
>>23508113
Yet to be proven. Fair enough, how do you feel about cinnamon whiskey? Not Fireball.
All IPA's fall under that category (':
Hey so concerning your spoopy house what do you usually hear, because neighbors fucking can,be pretty scary.
>>23508003
Well hello there anon!!
>>23508133
Eh not a fan of that stuff. Just plain whiskey.
Well then sir ill have to disagree heavily with you there. I drink lots of good IPAs.
Ive lived in this house since the day i was born. Its a bit old. I hear footsteps a lot and ive had dishes be tossed across the kitchen and lights being turned on.
Ive had one very weird out of body experience that pretty much changed my view of life itself here but thats a long story and it sounds so crazy that i feel crazy telling it lol
>>23508171
You're one of the good ones then.
I humbly accept your opinion of IPA's and throw it in the trash. Or recycling.
Sounds like fun, I used to have clothes ripped down from hangars in my closet and still have shit peek around the corners when I'm hanging out. Already checked for schizo no worries. Let's hear your story you're talking to someone who is arguably more batshit. OBE's are cool.
>>23508193
>shit peek around the corner
Fuck that man.
Well okay i give a bit of backstory first.
As i said my house does all this creepy shit. Mainly in my hallway. Since we have lived with it so long its easy to ignore and it doesnt feel threatening really. Once my niece was born we noticed the stuff was happening more often so my mom ends up getting a friend of her friend who claims to be psychic come over. She doesnt know anything if the.house but when she walks into the hallway i see her arm get goosebumps shortly before she tells me something is there. She saidnit was a child and that it basically just liked the new baby in the house i guess.
Now for the main story
>>23508319
>be a few weeks later
>sleeping in bed
>wake up and get put of bed
>look down and see myself sleeping in my bed still
>think "well....this a weird dream"
>i was very aware of everything so i was like "fuck it lets explore dream world"
>walk out of room into hallway
>see a boy standing there looking at me
>hes about 12 years old, blonde bowl cut like hair, with blue pjs with a smidge of blood on them
>freaked put but carefully walk passed him as he just stares at me.
>decide to go outside
>no ones outside really and the few that are dont look like anyone ive seen in the neighborhood.
>walk past friends house (which is way spookier than mine) and see a woman in a white dress on his lawn
>she runs up to me speaking to me like she knows me. Saying "its me ana"
>suddenly im at the local cemetary near my house and its full of people
>they start taking me by the arm one by one and showing me tombstones saying "this is my grave"
>see the boy from my house.
>he points to a grave and tells me its his.
>Douglas E (cannot remember the last name anymore but it started with an H...i wanna say Harper or Hooper)
I woke up weirded out and later in the day i searched up the names of the people buried at that cemetary. Typed in the name while it was still fresh in my head
Bigger than shit that fucking name came up. I cried on the spot.
Told my friend about the woman in the dress on his lawn and he freaked the fuck out saying hes seen a woman in a white dress before in his house.
Basically turned my whole world upside down. Ive questioned every fucking thing
>>23508319
It's nice when you can identify eyes.
Hokay reading now.
>>23508374
Ayyyyy sounds like you had full blown involuntary astral projection. Did anything look particularly distorted or was it all relatively close to your waking memory?
All in all the fact that you had friendly interaction is a good sign, and you shouldn't be too creeped out by anything in your house if the boy gave you his name by choice. If you don't mind me going full drunk-crazy, if you ever get super creeped just tell him to come hang out using his name. On the other hand, helping him move on would probably be healthier.
>>23508319
New babies are always spoopylightningrods. Fuck that, no offense to your niece.
>>23508445
Everything looked normal aside from the color. Like the world looked dull. Especially outside. The colors looked very dull..other than that...pretty normal.
And really since my niece has moved out...its gone back to almost normal again
>>23508533
Good deal, your grip of reality is concrete enough, then.
Sounds about right, considering normal.
Thanks for sharing your story anon, good to know I'm not the only one.
>>23508616
Ive never had any experiences in those kinda things so i have no clue on any meaning to it.
Its still slightly unnerving to talk about
>>23508374
>>23508319
>>23508171
Oh hell no
OP if you're a patient person who commits well to things, you could use your insomnia to study new languages.
I'm revisiting Italian on duolingo and it's a lot of fun. It's more productive than a lot of things I could be doing right now so that's cool.
I'd say it does a fairly good job of teaching tha languages it offers, too.
Just throwing that out there because you said you rarely get more than 4-5 hours of sleep.
>>23509615
It'll happen more and more frequently the more you talk about it and acknowledge It's occurence as a real thing.
>you've now entered the spoopy realm
