Rate my tinder profile, be as harsh as possible, constructive criticism is what I'm looking for
>>23499810
hahahahaha dude this is fucking epic
>>23499810
in on legendary thread
>>23499810
1: not strong enough to show off muscels
2:funny so whatever
3:too many white people
4: coat makes you look fat and that's a tiny ass fish, you're probably a shitty fisher
5: Don't pose with your dog and don't take selfies without smiling and not seeing the phone in your hand
about: I guess sort of funny but try to be cleverer, overused.
3/10 would swipe left
>>23499810
1. Black
3/10 would swipe left
>>23499840
What do suggest I should do?
I don't mind removing 4.
I kinda like 1 as it shows that I am fit, but I can replace it with me doing some other shirtless thing.
I have to have some kind of face picture so I just took that half ass selfie in 5. I'm not really a picture guy, what makes a good face picture.
3 is the only picture where I have friends in it. I don't really take a lot of pictures when I go out
>>23499905
2nd pic is good and shows your face
If I changed my about to "they say black men have 3 arms, you down to hang out with a freak" is that too sexual?
I'm pretty bad at these about things
>>23499945
You have got to be trollin'
>>23499969
Damn, it's like that. I'm just lost af and have no game. Help a brotha out
>>23499999
Then ditch the number 1 pic, it reeks of tryint to show off way too hard, second one serves that purpose but looks fun.
Ditch all direct double entendre in your profile, you're bad at it and its super hammy and everyone has heard it and makes you sound generic.
>>23499999
Here is some comedy gold
>they say once you go black, your a single mother..but I've got a vasectomy
>game on
>>23500050
Comedy poison that makes eyes roll out of skulls. All one liners are. Talk like a human being.
Updated version
I feel like I don't have enough pictures, also I can't write an about for shit.
I want to write something that makes me seem laid back and fun at the same time but idk how to do it
>>23500112
This is waaay better, you just need more pictures and you're set.
>>23500138
What type of picture would you recommend?
>>23500112
bro say "laid black guy" for the ultimate lols and puns
>>23500144
I think original 4 and 5 weren't bad, and if you can show something you're into, hobbies or some shit, solid.
>>23499810
LEL
still black though, rip
>>23500147
I actually thought about that as I was writing it, sounded weird tho
>>23500155
OK I'll add 5, and try to get a picture where I am doing something in it and not just a selfie, thanks for the help
