FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>No one is entitled to get their request done.
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>>23499598
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
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Eve is back <3
I can has cuddles improv?
>crazy ddlg
>you can change it to make it flow better and sound more like a girl
(wimpering crying) Ddddaddy? I... I need to tell you something. I... I did something bad daddy! (crying harder) I kissed a boy, daddy! I'm so sorry *million kisses* I know it was naughty daddy please Don't be mad (moaning wimpering) are you mad daddy please don't be... I feel so bad daddy, I don't wanna be a slut (crying kissing)
(daddy tells you you need a spanking) Mhm... yeah... yeah I need a spanking *kissing* spank me, make it all better please?
(totally distraught) I..... pleeeeeease not the cane daddy! Please I hate the cane! (wimper wimper) no.. you're right, I deserve it.
(you bring the cane to daddy) here you are sir... can... can I have a hug before my spanking? *hugs kisses snuggles* I love you, daddy
(-unzip your pants or better yet actually record the sound of pushing a skirt down-) I'll take my own skirt down daddy, I know I've been bad.... (brightens up, cheery) Yeah, these are the panties you got me! Mhm, I love this pair, so soft. Y...you want them down too? (wimpery again) yyyes sir.
(slap your leg count off 20 strokes, by the end you're crying really hard, begging daddy to stop, promising to be a good girl, saying how sorry you are. then catch your breath for a second, then snuggle daddy some more.)
I love you daddy *kisses* yeah, I feel all better now... you're the best daddy in the world, I want to be the best daughter I can *kisses*
>>23499598
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ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?
First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
If the New Girl questions are too much for you, try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording: http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
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can some girls do some snuggly ddlg
Like imagine you walk in on your daddy and you see him crying, you want to comfort him
A billion kiss sounds and snuggles. sympathy and sweetness
maybe suggest lewd things ("do you want to spank me? ... no?... of course I'll hold you daddy) but daddy declines he just wants comfort.
A million I love you's, compliments
>>23499598
FSA BINS
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SEXUAL
FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
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NONSEXUAL*
DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)
Tight Pants
By Sketcher
You can see my tight pants, can't you? Of course...I'm wearing tight black pants with a little sweater. Very practical, very comfortable, but, importantly for you, you can see everything...the shape of my legs...the firmness of my thighs, my pouty bum cheeks, and best of all my tight...mmm... crotch; you can see my mound, and even my cunt lips...mmm...all very exposed...if I were wearing white pants everyone would see my wetness...a damp, darkened region at the crotch...hmmm...I...uhhm...I can't stop you examining all these details...the creases between my thighs and crotch, the pants squeezing my bum cheeks, my inner thighs outlining my enticing gap. I’d be easy to grope, with everything exposed and available...I’m displayed like a little slut...offered up...mmmmm...and now I’m aching for attention, undone by my own decision to wear cockteasing clothing. I hope you grope my barely concealed crotch with your fingers, spank my tight panted bum...see how practical I am?
http://pastebin.com/Q3Bcmhsk
Teens at camp romance/losing virginity
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and bump
Miss Strata Rules the Class pt5
By Sketcher
Girls, girls, girls...line up in your pretty white leotards, lined up in a neat row...good...now, hands above your heads, Sarah...I said, hands above your heads...if you don’t do as told it will be the wooden horse for you.
Stick those tits out, boobs forward, bottoms back, come on, Emma, don't be shy, show me that ass!
Display yourselves like you're offering yourselves as fuckmeat to the College Football jocks.
Now, I’m going to switch on the toys in your tight little cunts and you are going to recite today’s poem while being stimulated. Each time one of you dumb little fucks messes up by grunting or whimpering like a slut puppy, you have to start over again, and again, until you learn to cream yourselves while reading poetry respectfully.
Stumbling already, girls? This is going to be a long, hard lesson, isn't it?
Any girls want to give this a try? It's a little bit femdom. Or maybe a lot. Force me to fap to you saying all kinds of weird stuff. Start things off like this:
"You belong to me. You are under my control. You have to do what I tell you to do. And I want you to fap to my voice. You aren't allowed to stop touching it and you aren't allowed to cum until I tell you. Got it? Good. Start fapping to my voice... Remember, You have to keep doing it no matter what I talk about."
then follow up with things like such as:
Now you're fapping to the thought of me peeing on you. Yeah, that's right. You're not allowed to stop. Does it turn you off or maybe it turns you on if you're weird like that. How about I talk about little girls? Huh? Are you a pedo now? Look at you still fapping not allowed to stop. Or I could talk about stabbing you. Or shooting you. Still going? Good. Dismembering you? How about I cut off your arms and legs? I'll cut your dick off too. Still going? This amuses me. What if I talked about my homework? You have to fap to me talking about my day now. Oh! What about fapping to me fucking you in the ass? Oh you would like that wouldn't you?
etc etc you can totally freestyle/improv it as you go. You can really draw it out or extend any part of it. Just keep talking about whatever weird kinky or inane shit while forcing the listener to fap to you.
End it by telling them to cum - that is telling the listener they MUST CUM RIGHT NOW.
Maybe you can even fap yourself for part of this too. Have fun with it! I think you get the idea.
Any takers? ^^
I just had the most random thought: what if some of the fsa girls are virgins, being lewd in secret
Hellcat reporting in with the Questions for New Girls!
More juicy stuff to come after we've edited. <3
http://chirb.it/N1EneC
-HK and Krystal
>>23499598
FSA's Authors*
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AHAB-http://pastebin.com/u/captainahab
AMI's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/GhostAmi
ANONCHAN 781 http://pastebin.com/u/anonchan781
ANONYMOUS http://pastebin.com/z9eVcD1b
AZULA'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/r6CXDL15
BO Lover's Scripts: http://pastebin.com/saJJhAqK
BONAROBA http://pastebin.com/Wa9sVes6
COVERMEINPEARLS' SCRIPTS: http://pastebin.com/u/covermeinpearls
EL PRESO http://pastebin.com/u/el_preso
ENTRECHAT Scripts http://pastebin.com/UbEc1dyz
HITMONSAUCE http://pastebin.com/u/hitmonsauce
ITTY Scripts http://pastebin.com/u/Itty
HOMER http://pastebin.com/u/HomerSOC
HORNYGOOD BOY http://pastebin.com/u/hornygoodboy
HUGH http://pastebin.com/u/hughjames89
KASTYRIASIS http://pastebin.com/eZgBU0cF
MEGARCHON http://pastebin.com/u/lords_megarchon
NERO http://pastebin.com/u/socNemo
OLLIE http://pastebin.com/u/vocawriter112
ORANGE PROSE http://pastebin.com/u/Apocalyptore
SERA http://pastebin.com/u/Sera13
SMUTOMANCER http://pastebin.com/u/Smutomancer
SKETCHER Pastebin http://pastebin.com/pSUbMuJ5
SS http://pastebin.com/VL7751NF
SQUEE’S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/squeesex
THIS MAGIC BURNER http://pastebin.com/u/Thismagicburner
TIARA'S Somewhat Kinky Script http://pastebin.com/AufHw26b
TREMOR'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/tremor
VK http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS
XIOMBARG'S STORYTELLER http://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/%27s_Smut_Index#Xiombarg.27s_Storyteller.27s_fics
VILMON http://pastebin.com/ihcAPmkG
*Not by any means a complete list
(If you aren't here and you think you should be. let me know. )
>>23500750
Stellar
Bumping with more!
Here's a low-fi solo schlick. Lots of begging and dirty talking.
http://chirb.it/9zGrsD
Can someone please do this for me? It'd make me really happy. :x
"I'm so happy you decided to be open with me all those years ago. I had a really fun time feminizing you, making you wear my panties and dresses. And the first time we went panty shopping.
I had to tuck your penis back when you wore my panties so they'd fit better. And they looked nicer that way with a smooth crotch, just like mine. And I even showed you how to cum like a good girl.
You wanted your penis removed so you could be as pretty as I am. And you always wished you had a vagina when you wore my panties.
I'm so happy that you've had your penis removed. I wanted your penis removed as well. Some of my girlfriends are also very happy about this. I love seeing your smooth flat crotch now, it's just like mine.
Now you can be more like me, a real girl with a pussy just like me. And wear panties and dresses the same way I do. I'm so happy you're a girl now."
Hey FSA. hornygoodboy here. I haven't been around much lately. I thought I would share a couple of scripts I recently finished.
Wincest-
Mom's Surprise on Your Birthday - http://pastebin.com/AhGhfaHX
Corrupting my Virgin Little Brother - http://pastebin.com/BPPrWgT8
Rewarding My Son Part 1: Midterm Report Card
http://pastebin.com/VUNxW6q4
And one new non wincest script-
Mandatory Penis Inspection
http://pastebin.com/5JQpvt4e
As always these are on offer to anyone interested in recording them. Please feel free to edit and adlib as you would like.
![honeybun[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Mt9reME.jpg "honeybun[1].jpg")
>>23501776
Adding little brother script, made a ton of changes.
Adding mandatory penis inspection script.
:3
>>23502286
Thank you!!! I can't wait. And I'm very exited to hear your changes to the Lil brother one.
>new thread
I'm gonna give recruiting for FSA D&D* one last shot. Want to do adventure stuff and possibly either save the day or get stuck in cute fetish predicaments? This can happen.
*borderline guaranteed to not be actual D&D brand rules
Feel the need to ask before writing up the script
>Depressed/sick wife trying to be sexy on anniversary
Would any girl read it?
>>23502920
Honestly it depends how it is written. If it doesn't make me sad to read it and it seems like wife really loves husband and wants to have sex with him even though she has low desire or whatever... Sure.
>>23500160
http://chirb.it/qIkAHp
I get such a kick out of these. Still.
>>23500515
http://chirb.it/Lg59kA
>>23503212
>you're not one of those people who like fetishizes virgins are you
a lil
Vilmon establishing.
Reposting stuff I wrote recently, most of it fdom:
Making senpai notice me by force:
http://pastebin.com/GfKtjELZ
http://pastebin.com/XRUD6nJi
http://pastebin.com/CdVfp8EE
Succubus cuckolding:
http://pastebin.com/pCPs8EJS
Vanilla DPSxTank:
http://pastebin.com/0vtBCENZ
Full pastebin, if you want to go digging:
http://pastebin.com/ihcAPmkG
Have some girl on girl!
Featuring Hellcat <3
http://chirb.it/F3Fhx2
>>23503503
Mmmff! Thanks Krys!
If we don't get busier, should I pull the plug on this?
BUMP
>>23504438
Tomorrow is friday there's always more girls then
Are there any girls who trigger an asmr response pretty frequently? Aliena used to be my go-to before she self-nuked.
>>23504499
Well, Krystal and Hellcat posted great hotness and I was the only one who responded.
>>23504810
go to the old threads and look for anything "pillowtalk"
>>23503796
You are most welcome!
Oh yes indeed they are hot - thank you ladies!!
is rubygloom kill?
>>23504438
Don't get so gloomy on us VK, do you need a personalized sweet talk?? Things will pick up for sure ^_^ It would be nice if more listeners participated in the thread, though. I think it helps the performers if they get feedback or even compliments.
>>23503212
Loved that, Zantosa. Will definitely write more Miss Strata. :-)
>>23501776
Welcome back! Its good to see you with the scripts again!
>>23505416
Well, if you are around Ruby - or if any others want to take a stab at it - here's a very very twisted mommy accomplice incest script.
Forewarning - extreme ageplay
Incest twists: Bro-sis become mommy-daddy
Rape
Stream of pure filthy talk
Feel free to cut down, edit, improv, etc:
http://pastebin.com/qGzhrcGB
>>23506072
Thanks. I'm glad to be back. I've been writing a lot more lately.
>>23503503
oh my god ... this was amazing
>>23503503
Delightful and delicious. Thank you for making this.
>>23503212
Miss Strata Rules the Class pt6
By Sketcher
Do any of you girls perchance object to today's lesson? Hmm...no objections? Good...aside from the muffled groans into your bright red ballgags, no objections...oh my, is that Sarah protesting with stupid grunts? Tut tut...oh, and Emma, don't think your puppy dog eyes will cut any ice with me.
Because two of you were rude, noisy little cunts during class, you're all going to be wearing gags and looking like dumb fucktoys when the boys visit the class...fucked and not heard, girls.
>>23500750
I forget if I commented on this but it was fun.
>>23503503
If I can make a suggestion, a talky bit at the end as a bookend would have made this 11/10 for me. 10/10, though.
>>23508066
I usually dislike scripts but these are great (obviously the performance is kinda vital as well, new zantosa content is next on my list to listen to). It dodges the stuff that makes scripts weird to me.
It also places a vague notion in my head for a thing I might write, where the speaker is either an MC or a commentator at a Running Man/American Gladiators inspired cyberpunk future fightan sport event. Would anybody record it if I wrote it?
To: FSA
From: MR
RE: A thing to check out.
Saw this and laughed. Seems a good fit for some of the performers here. Have at it!
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tfr/5496553510.html
I found this and am issuing it as an audio improv challenge. Change the drink, and you might just want to use water anyway for cleanliness.
choose your own adventure: you buy a bottle of sierra mist at 7-11 and proceed to open it in front of the cashier, you then:
A. start panting, moaning into it, every sip fulfilling you more and more, bringing you higher and higher, everyone staring, entranced.
B. pour it all over yourself, you’re not wearing a bra, your mascara is waterproof, you have nothing to hide.
C. throw it on the ground for it has wronged you and you will be a doormat no longer.
Let's give this thread a little shot in the arm.
Picture Describer Challenge 5
1. Describe the scene in detail.
2. Imagine yourself in the scene; fantasise about it and describe your fantasy.
Turtle here, not establishing ID because it'll change when I post again. But this is my saying I'll be taking a brief hiatus due to a massive amount of work that I have to do, but hopefully I won't be gone any longer than a week, but hopefully I'll only be 4 days.
Here are some links so you can enjoy my stuff even though I won't be here:
Chirbit.com/Turtle
Soundcloud.com/Turtle-56
Recordings:
I Hope Mummy Doesn't Catch Us: http://chirb.it/K22yBt
Daddy's Princess: http://chirb.it/k5eMGn
Stress Relief JOI: http://chirb.it/yrNHKJ
Mast Improv: http://chirb.it/2np7kh
Fucking a Peeping Tom: http://chirb.it/v7rOvB
Fuck Me At A Concert: http://chirb.it/wpxp0e
Lara Croft Gets Fucked: http://chirb.it/EdLb37
Shy Female Knight: http://chirb.it/aE6cfy
A Fallen Angel: http://chirb.it/bdADBv
A Succubus' Visit: http://chirb.it/0mm39z
Have a wonderful week everyone, I can't wait to join you all again once I have this awful workload finished!
~Turtle~
>>23509766
Hope to see you back soon!
>>23509766
Mmmmmm - I hope mummy doesn't catch us - very yummy! Keep em coming
>>23509766
Do what you must and we will await your return impatiently
>>23503503
>http://chirb.it/F3Fhx2
Dear sweet jesus, Krystal reappears and now with a friend! My god this is delicious! Wherever will this story go next >:)
17 hours since our last recording content posted. Where the fuck is everybody?
>>23513433
Hiding apparently. I suppose I'll establish I can do some recording tomorrow night. (Granted I'm behind on requests and haven't started a list.. woops..) What kind of stuff should this thread see do you think??
>>23513515
> What kind of stuff should this thread see do you think??
Always ddlg, either post by r8tNT5TJ
>>23513515
Anything you want, babe! Anything!
>>23513515
If you're short on requests and want to do a silly cyberpunk commentator thing I described at the end of >>23508308
then I will write something up. It will probably only entertain me, though.
VK Establishing
My Scripts in chronological order with descriptions and sometimes tags.
http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS
RECENT WORK
"The Saucy Governess" [Victorian Setting][faux-victorian erotica]
A governess is seduced by the children's father
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 1022
"50 Shades of Rescue" by VK (Fuck the 50 shades collection)
After being rescued from her abusive boyfriend by a former teacher she expresses her thanks and indulges her curiosity
[T/s][D/s][drama][romantic][creampie][fuck the 5o shades][long exposition]
http://pastebin.com/VmcE2JPZ (Large)
"Kneedy Tailoring" by VK (Inspired by Miz Specific’s “Something You Should Know”http://vocaroo.com/i/s18DtqI9hiVN
A dress repair goes awry when he accidentally touches her.....just listen.
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 1014 (2 parts)
"Semen Demon" A memey cum-hungry demon girl visits the anon who summoned her.
http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
Line 193 (2 parts)
"Massage Magic" [implied incest][cousins][massage][foot fetish friendly]
The true story of how I made a woman cum just by massage.
http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
Line 258
"Balls are Best" [F4M][Femsub][oral][Cock and ball worship]
She loves his balls.
http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
Line 188
"Senses (with Aftercare)" Edited by me. [D/s][Femsub] [ice]
Narrative you are tied up and he plays with you...
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 970
"I Followed You In" [BJ][Pussy eatin'}
She always liked her brother's friend and this morning she would prove it.
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 950
"Writing Inspiration" By Krystal and I
Faithful sub helps her master produce porn
http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
Line 671
"The Good Little Wife"
[F4M] [Rom][Teacher-student][roleplay][ageplay][bestwife]
(inspired by "Amy as Wendy" by Rachael Ross on ASSTR
When her husband comes home from his teaching job all wrought up about his sexy students and their teasing, she has the solution.
http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
Line 1141 (medium)
>>23499888
http://vocaroo.com/i/s015hl7Ylb8i
>>23495428
Very welcome. Really happy to hear all that, and thank you too!
>I know the material is a bit weird,
Ehhh, big deal ;)~ Weird comes in loads of flavors, and this isn't an unsettling one. It's pretty sweet, a little different, and sounds like it'd be fun to indulge. Playful little element of temptation to it too. I dig it.
>>23495547
<3
>>23496252
>>23497025
Damn that hit hard. "Just words on a screen" my ass, lol. Thank you guys. Thank you thank you. Felt like a hug reading these.
>>23499063
Eeeeeeeeeeve!!<333 I was holding my phone when she started chirping at me. Stealth recorded that bitch lol. Candid kitty! Glad you got to hear this one:)
And beautiful, beautiful singing as always!
>dem Eve songs
~Blush
>>23513699
Ah, Blush! Like a fresh breeze on a hot and windless day. You come to us in our hour of need once again.
>>23513699
Mmmmmmm very nicely done!
Thank you sweety.
>>23513699
Sketcher here. Absolutely loved your rendition of "Tight Pants", Blush.
<sigh> STAY BUMPED!
And happy vernal equinox (if it applies to you)
>>23513937
>>23514429
>>23514430
Thanks guys:)
Taking requests if anybody's around. I can't sleep anymore. Shorter stuff preferred. No's are incest, impreg, & ageplay. Aside from those, I'm pretty much game for whatever.
>>23515182
Up for trying an improv? I have it in script form but it's a tad long in that format. Improv allows more freedom.
>>23515187
Sure.
>>23515204
I've been having a dream lately where a friend of mine (who is a lesbian) is with me alone at her place, we're just talking about general things and somehow it moves to sexuality. Then she dares me to touch her breasts, which I do after her coaxing me to and then things moved on from there. I was reluctant to having sex though but like I said, she kept coaxing me into it and going on about how I'd be her first guy.
>>23515210
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E9vkvNRKAn
...I feel like I've just date raped you or something, lmao.
>also, slight ear rape warning; I adjusted the mic but still ended up going a bit too loud and clipping it in two places
>>23515295
I'm liking it so far! Thanks for doing it.
>>23515319
Very welcome, thanks for the request!
>>23515182
Can I request some sort of soothing, get well audio?
>>23515654
Yep. Anything specific you want me to focus on?
>>23515691
"You're going to be fine, it's just temporary, rest well."
>>23515710
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XL2HGArekD
Feel better, hun<3
Hey, I want to write a script but I dont really know where to start.
Any tips from this threads fellow femanons?
What layout do you prefer? Give me a template.
>>23515778
Hi:) Look in here FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD for some helpful stuff that addresses this. I would think any layout could be made to work but I'm not a scriptwriter myself so maybe don't quote me on that one, lol. Reading it aloud as part of the proofreading process is good to do just to make sure it'll translate well from written to spoken. Jump on in and give it a go~
<REQUEST>
It would be amazing if one of you wonderful performers could record a 100-1 countdown that involves a whole lot of teasing and encouragement to cum. Maybe slow down the count arbitrarily, give suggestions on how to fap (two-handed, cup your balls, grip the base and circle the head, etc), whisper all kinds of wonderfully horrible things real close up on the mic... heck. Even go off on tangents while reminding the listener to keep on pumping.
Basically, do everything you can to prolong things while fucking with the listener's head and control, but in a playful way. You don't REALLY want them to cum early, but you sure want to test their limits.
Bonus points for encouraging back-to-back orgasms when you get to one.
>>23503503
This was great. Her little squeals of pleasure as you played with her Pussy and ate her was wonderful. Thanks.
;)
>>23508308
>new zantosa content is next on my list to listen to
Thanks.
I probably would try that, but I have a huge motherfucking backlog of requests right now and I feel kinda guilty about it.
>>23508066
http://chirb.it/2K6za5
>>23500178
This was fun. I hope it's what you wanted, anon. That was an interesting request.
http://chirb.it/p756r2
>>23517082
http://chirb.it/3ysAna
Try this one for >>23500178
The file didn't upload properly the first time.
>>23515762
Thanks.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qaY3ljIBih
hello . i am sorry my mic is trash but this is fun hehe
>>23517082
Update on my queue: cute, as always! I'm glad you like doing these.
Regarding cyberpunk commentator adventure, I'll probably write it up and see if I can use the power of finding someone who isn't swamped at exactly the right moment. Failing that I'll still be ok.
Someone on GWA asked for this script, and it's been sitting in a comment section for a week, almost completely unread.
He hasn't been fucking me:
http://pastebin.com/uWwjRGxm
>>23517862
>line 18
>>23517470
Thanks.
Someone emailed me an extreme ageplay script. Siblings rape threesome with their daughter.
http://chirb.it/BvBa9B
>>23517900
>http://chirb.it/BvBa9B
WTF??? all the files are uploading without the whole file, just the first few minutes.
Here's the full version
http://chirb.it/qcNv33
brb emailing the Chirbit person.
Anyone up for a raceplay improv?
https://m.soundcloud.com/john-jane-2
This is a few sex sound recordings my wife made. It's cuckold stuff, so if you're offended by that, dont click.
A new recording is being made with "Ash" as I write this.
>>23517862
http://chirb.it/dt8xDK
That's a shame. It's cute.
>>23517377
moar pls
>>23499598
>law enforcement approaches curvy latina protestor
>officers glance at each other with a grin once they notice her supple breasts peeking out from under her soft shirt
>she glares straight ahead, committed to her cause.
>"you want to cooperate with us or do you want to do this the hard way?"
>silence
>so be it
>they handcuff her hands and legs to the van door
>They step back, grinning at her helpless situation
>an officer reaches out and squeezes a breast, saying "you asked for it"
>the other officer begins to rub her ass
>she remains silent, sweating. She can feel her pussy tingle.
>the officers step back and allow the crowd to jeer and laugh at her
>a gruff biker-looking dude steps over and lifts her shirt up, exposing her perfect round breasts.
>her nipples are fully erect but she stares straight ahead and whispers under her breath, "for Bernie..."
>another man pulls down her pants, revealing her sweaty, glistening pussy. It's already wet from excitement.
>The officers step back from the scene as the large crowd descends on her and begins to molest her every curve, and every tender quivering hole
>she moans as fingers penetrate deep
>more and more people have arrived to watch, and some join in
>the officers walk away as hordes of men, cocks erect, descend upon this helpless handcuffed latina and ravage her mouth, pussy, and asshole
>they continue for hours until she is covered in pussy juice, sweat, and semen, gallons leaking out from every orifice
>her body is quivering from the countless orgasms she's had
>"for Bernie......" she thinks, as a single tear slides down her face and another steaming load of semen from another total stranger is deposited into the back of her throat.
>"for Bernie....."
>a cock slides out of her ass and a new one slides in as a fresh wave of semen dribbles out
>>23499663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Lxf7GvDA1r
Is there an archive anywhere of super old recordings? Looking for someone who used to post here years ago
>>23519234
melted my heart
love you
aaa~
yes! that was fun! <3
the part about the gaster was strangely erotic in this context. well, just about anything could be made to be.
thanks so much for filling my request :)
i enjoyed it and i came. the part about being reduced to an animal, just hearing your voice and not what you're saying... nnnn... good. and the elaboration on the first part... i mean yeah you did a good job. thanks. you've got a good voice there. the seemingly random numbers not realizing what they meant at first... just so much gold. this is great stuff for me and also for anynon who just likes to have a girl tell them to fap and tell them to cum.
i'm glad you had fun too ^^
hmmm maybe next time i'll request something far more violent to go along with a nice soothing voice like yours... yes....
>>23519435
>>23517101
This was supposed to be in response to this.
I want Daddy to do dirty things to me (fucked up fantasizing ramble/lazy shlick):
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WA3LITa5kt
>>23519435
>>23519440
I'm glad you liked it.
>hmmm maybe next time i'll request something far more violent to go along with a nice soothing voice like yours... yes....
Yes, please.
>>23519442
Oh my! You are in the right place, young lady. Thank you.
Do grace us with more. If I were your Daddy, I would want to hear you beg to have your throat used. Gag, spit, puke, choke. All of it. Tell us how you want to be used, destroyed, torn up. Go wild. We've no limits here. Don't hold back.
>>23519259
At the top of the main story archive is the old Mega link for the old-old performers. The current group (since 2012) have no archive but we have a long memory. How long ago and who was it?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xinyJZSdZe
so this is an odd request but I'm grinding my ass off this stupid card game could I get a motivation recording if its not too much trouble?
>>23519608
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xinyJZSdZe
Do A on this challenge.>>23508940
>>23519616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hlBEaxoBHY
>>23519629
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hlBEaxoBHY
thank you :3
you have a very peppy cheerleader voice its really nice.
>>23519628
so moaning...with...soda sounds?
>>23519635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iqb4Lq8KIZ
>>23519638
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E9vkvNRKAn
Yeah, moaning around a bottle. Oh never mind. There are plenty of better things on the thread to do.
>>23519642
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iqb4Lq8KIZ
you wouldn't happen to a fan of poems by the way?
I'd love to hear you read this
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/174205
or if you have another I'd love to hear it I enjoy poems
>>23519562
starting with some sort of setup:
Enjoy your next orgasm; it will be your last. You are bound to me, pervert. You just keep stroking at that cock, get lost in my voice and eventually you will cum to me. I have you enchanted and you will get your precious orgasm. Oh, you'll enjoy your orgasm to my voice very much. And as soon as you do, you'll become my property and I will torture that silly pleasure organ into my pain and amusement organ!
You're trapped under my spell~ You're going to fap to orgasm the very moment I tell you, not a moment before or after. While I sit on your face and muffle your screams with my sweet little pussy. Mmm... And here's what you have to look forward to once you cum, my dear pervert:
(and just go wild here. some examples)
I will slowly sear away the flesh, cooking away the precious flesh you signed away to me. I'll stab countless needles into it. I'll smash it between stones, pulverize it in steel until it can't remember what it was like to be hard...
(really, you'll probably have more fun coming up with this stuff yourself) oh and feel free to attack any other body parts too. needless limbs, organs, orifices...
and end with a nice sadistic cackle as you force the orgasm and resign your victim to their fate ^^
>>23519648
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a2MxLzxkXP
>>23519657
aaa and of course taunting the pervert who has to fap through all the horrible things you're telling them you're going to do to them eheh
>>23517900
>>23517984
Wow! That was weapon's grade nasty. Loved it Zan. And that acting. Christ! I dare say you are a contender for the queen of extreme crown that Ruby Gloom wore proudly for so long.
Is there anything you *won't* do? Damn.
P.S. Great script!
>>23519646
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u92lnQiZKM
>>23519690
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u92lnQiZKM
That was fun to listen to anyway. If you feel like anything longer, I have written....much.>>23513687
>>23519701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qEovvGm0u1
Who wants to do it?
>>23519562
i'm listening to some of your other stuff and now i want to write a lolidom wincest script just for you.
>>23519757
The challenge is to see how many you can do before cracking up, but let us hear the laughing.
i'd love an audio of this sometime:
drink lots of water til you have to piss badly, with your pants off, get in a bathtub with dry towel or wash cloth on your pussy, then pee into it. the whole time you talk about how bad you have to pee and how it feels, if it turned you on, etc... any takers?
>>23519823
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00Gxfn8Wv6G
;D
Requesting a succubus getting intimate with a really close female or male friend without any intention of stealing their soul, and losing her mortal disguise as things progress. And then it turns out her friend has a demon fetish.
>>23519773
That sounds totally amazing, anon! Please do!
>>23519688
Raceplay kind of creeps me out a little. I'm not really going for extreme. When I'm turned on it's hard to get me to not find things hot.
>>23519657
>>23519668
Sounds fun. I'll work on this soon but I really need to convince my body to go to bed, I work tomorrow.
>>23519848
nice but actually do it
>>23519865
k
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qCOgh4wT0H
:*
>>23519863
thanks for doing what you do ^^ just discovered you and got off to you twice already tonight hehe
<3 your voice. i'll make moar! soon™
Babble Establishing
Daddy fucking his little slut (Heavy petting, sorry it gets loud) whimper/crying orgasm
http://chirb.it/An5rrq
Help me get off, good kitty; schlick, pet play, praise
http://chirb.it/Gf6fv3
Thank you for making me submit, Sir.
http://chirb.it/269K9x
Femdom JOI; red light green light, wanna play a game? Humiliation, orgasm denial
http://chirb.it/agt4yw
>>23513541
<3 Guess I'll see what kind of trouble I can get myself up to tonight. ^_^
>>23513551
Sounds pretty fun to do, I'm sure someone else will get a kick out of it hah.
>>23517984
Oh Zan, you rock!
Thank you
HorribleMann
>>23517082
Thanks, Zantosa. Yet another great, peerless delivery of the Miss Strata mantra.
>>23521103
>http://chirb.it/Gf6fv3
>tfw you will never be babble's pet
the suffering won't end
Do you girls read incest/wincest stories or is that a no no?
>>23521103
http://pastebin.com/CdVfp8EE
Any chance you could do this? You did a great job with the first two parts.
any gal online willing to take an improv request?
>>23518653
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1821bI08T0g
>>23519442
holy fuck! please do more daddy audios
Am I missing something, or is IX gone? Because if he is then I'd love to do more audios here again.
>>23522154
He hasn't been around for about two threads, which is about half a month by our current numbers. He might be busy or just lurking and being a good anon.
>>23522210
or option 3, he is banned for trying to pay a cam thread poster to do things with a farm animal again
>>23522320
>>23522154
Yeah, that too.
>>23517862
Was getting this read part of your plan?
>>23521224
Answer please
>>23522953
Look newfag. Do we have a wincest bin of stories? We do. Do we have an author who specializes in them? We do. Do they get done? Yes they do. But it's not a simple topic. There are shit-ton of variations. Request something specific or STFU.
>>23522399
thats a big script
>>23522953
Be patient anon, posters aren't here 24/7. Also I'm not a femanon but I've known plenty into wincest stories/fantasies although most tend to skew to be daddy/daughter, sometimes brother/sister due to most posters being college age (or mid/late 20's if we're talking gwa). The few I've known into mom/son have been much older...which are rare around these parts.
>>23521126
Thanks.
>>23521135
I can't believe you're still coming up with these! They really are very fun. Thanks for coming out with so many.
>>23520065
Aw... I'm glad to hear that. Many happy returns.
>>23522320
>>23522154
>>23522210
This is me knocking on wood, throwing salt over my left shoulder, and spitting on the ground.
Also, whoever you are I hope you do more audios.
>>23522953
>>23521224
See
>>23523064
>>23523002
Although if you mean "will people just read text porn" the answer is "probably, but don't write a novel." Post something if you want someone to do an improv or even write your own script. If it doesn't get done, you can try posting it in the next thread. Eventually someone will like it and do it.
>>23522399
I know I've wanted to sneak bane references in a script for a while, did I?
>>23522154
;)
Bubble bubble, toil and trouble
BUMP THIS THREAD for our ancient ones
>>23524158
<3 - mitts
>>23523128
oops. lolidom script too long. doesn't fit. i can post it in two posts or maybe I could email it to you?
>>23524980
3 posts are allowed before anyone starts to scream about text walls.
>>23524980
*giggling loli* Onii~Chan~ Mommy and Daddy are gone... You know what that means don't you? You perverted pedo onii-chan. That's right, I'm already naked. You can see my cute little body waiting for you to get on your knees and crawl to me. Good boy. Now lick my pussy like the dog you are.
[any amount of moaning or giggling at any time is good throughout here] Ahh~ You like that don't you onii-chan? Being forced to lick your little sister's pussy. So pathetic~ You're past high school and you're on your hands and knees licking a grade school girl's pussy. But you have to do whatever I say or I might tell everyone that you're a perverted little pedo. Hehe. I caught you masturbating to me in the shower and now I own you! You have to do whatever I say~
Hehe... Look at that silly thing dangling between your legs. It's all big! Mmm... Let me sit down so I can kick it while you lick my sweet bare... Ah! What? You want to put it inside me? No way! I'm a virgin, idiot. Damn, I was just feeling good too. On your back. Get on your back! And I'll stand above you and make you look at it. While I stomp on that stupid penis of yours! You like my little feet crushing it like that? I know I don't weigh very much and I'm really little but I still stomp really hard!
Look at this sweet little pussy dripping with my fresh young juices. I'll even put it this close to your face. Squatting above you inches away. This is what turns you on, onii-chan? Your little sister's perfect little virgin pussy? You like that I do this with you, don't you? Or would you like it if I fucked your ass again? That's fun too, isn't it? Having your little sister, not even in middle school yet, fucking your ass with a vegetable? What should I do for you thinking about putting it inside me, hmm?
Now I'll punish you for thinking you could put it inside me. I'll squeeze your ballsies so hard they might pop! Don't move! How does that feel? Having your testicles squeezed by a little girl.
>>23525101
Having your testicles squeezed by a little girl. Feeling my little hands on your big balls, digging my little nails into them. You like it? I'm not done yet. Open your mouth.
You're going to drink your little sister's pee! I drank a lot before this just so I could do this to you. Mmm... Now I'll sit right on your mouth. You can scream into it while I hurt you, while I pee in you. Getting abused by a little girl. How does that make you feel? Hmm... Maybe I'll scratch up your penis too. Do you like my little nails? I made them sharp just for you, onii-chan. Feel them tracing along your big stupid penis and I can so easily cut it with these.
Or maybe I should be nice. You did drink all of your little sister's pee after all. Want me to stroke it with my little fingers? Even two of my hands wrapped around it wont cover half of your big dick. If I stroked it like this? Oh. I have an idea. I'll get you really close and stop before you explode, ok? So don't cum. A cute little girl like me could easily get away with an accident like say... Your penis accidentally ending up in a meat grinder. Hehe~ So you have to stop when you get too close.
[and more moaning any time here] Mmm... Now lick me. Lick your little sister's bare grade school pussy while I edge you. If you make me cum I might maybe let you cum too maybe. Maybe. Any time you get too close you stop and wait. Maybe I might use my little mouth too? Would you like that? My little lips and tongue? And little teeth? Don't you dare cum until I do.
Mmm... Maybe I'll carve something into you with my nails... Maybe on your leg... "I... LOVE~ MY... LIT~TLE~ SIS~TER~" You like that? Feeling my little girl hand stroking you as I carve that into your leg? You must want to cum really badly by now, huh? You're not allowed yet! Not until you... Make me...
[And more intense moans, be sure to tell your big brother to cum as you do!]
You're lucky that I like drinking onii-chan's milk so much... [licking] Stupid pervert
>>23525101
>>23525108
this is me condensing it into 2 posts and cutting some things. still has the general idea.
Honestly though I enjoy improv way more than scripts. Knowing the girl came up with the ideas herself really has something to it. If you have a good idea just use it, go with it. You don't need to follow the script perfectly. Change some things if you like or make it feel more natural. Just have fun!
Is anyone willing to record a monologue of themselves talking about how leather gloves feel when they are being put on and touching their skin?
>>23521575
ffffffffuck. p-please more. your voice is really nice and the subject matter is one of my top kinks. i am diamonds
I am request use of penis to choke the throat.
The more wet noise is best.
Please add to and make happy the penis.
You know it's been a while since you did a post dump when the last entries were for christmas, and then halloween. I still can't write much for a bit, but here are some recent, and thread relevant scripts from the archive (ie; lolidom, facefucking).
Wincest - Daughter Won't Eat Her Broccoli (incest, ageplay, rape, facefucking, violence, abuse, crying)[Tamer Edit]
http://pastebin.com/gPBkjC80
Script - Facebook JOI Extreme Ageplay Version (ageplay, joi, rape, anal)
http://pastebin.com/ve2YJdK4
>this isn't a female script but was really fun to write so I'll post anyway
Script - Deadpool's 'E for Everyone' Night Out (rape, gunplay, blood mentions, violence, death threats, humor)
http://pastebin.com/yCAJKsje
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Script - Face Fucking
http://pastebin.com/NtDQnSak
Script - Loli Bully (ageplay, public dry humping, molesting, rape)
http://pastebin.com/PfcM9nFz
Wincest - Bro/Sis - Foot Fetish
http://pastebin.com/uTRpNwWM
Wincest - Spoiled Dom Daughter (incest, creampie, degradation, femdom, ageplay)
http://pastebin.com/4y7kSgTg
Wincest - Little Sisters Love Best (incest, brother/sister, ageplay, yandere, cumplay)
http://pastebin.com/8H4K92wW
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>Female Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/9anGZJ5i
>Extreme Ageplay Scripts
http://pastebin.com/GdAxK9Eh
Anybody got some new sweet girlfriend role play audio? Doesn't have to be lewd. I'm just lonely right now.
>>23525779
I concur with this man
>>23511908
I fucking love when she says "good girl"
Four Sluts (an Obvious Parody)
Girl 1: Ahh... Very nice, this, very nice.
Girl 2: Nothing like a good cup of darjeeling while the boys golf, eh Jillian?
Girl 3: You're right there, Sussana.
Girl 4: Who'd a thought ten years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking tea while our husbands are off golfing?
Girl 1: Ahe. In those days, we'd have been hard pressed to stay with a guy for a month.
Girl 2: A week.
Girl 3: Without cheatin' with another man.
Girl 4: Or MEN.
Girl 1: With cheap, flavored condoms.
Girl 4: I never used to use a condom. I used to have my guys pull out before finishing.
Girl 2: The best *I* could manage was to clean myself out with a piece of damp cloth.
Girl 3: But you know, we happy in those days, though were were whores.
Girl 1: Aye. BECAUSE we whores. My old mum used to say to me, "God didn't give use three good holes to stick with one man."
Girl 4: She was right. I was ahppier then and I'd fuck ANYONE. I used to hang out by a glory hole just so I could use my mouth more often.
Girl 2: Mouth? You were practically chaste just using your MOUTH. I had to keep my pussy stuffed with a dildo at all times. No panties; used a strip of tape to keep in in for fear of it slipping.
(1/2)
>>23526857
Girl 3: You were a nun. I used to have a vibrator in both holes and gave hand jobs to the boys during class.
Girl 4: Well, when I said "mouth" it was all my holes, but I used them to eat up dick so often they were like mouths to ME.
Girl 2: I used to mock girls as celibate as that. I skipped class to hang out in the boys' bathroom.
Girl 3: You were a saint just hanging out in the bathroom! I practically lived in the boys' locker room.
Girl 1: Football locker room?
Girl 3: Aye.
Girl 1: You were chaste. I lived for three months on the schoolbus. I'd wake up at six in the morning, suck off the bus driver, let every boy have a go in my pussy when they came on the bus, and when I finally got home, I gave my father a lap dance.
Girl 2: Celibacy. Each morning half the boys in school would fuck my ass in the bathroom before class. I'd let all my teachers gang-bang me at once for better grades, and when I got home I'd suck my father off while mom took pictures.
(2/3)
(sorry, didn't realize how long it was)
>>23526860
(3/3)
(for real)
Girl 3: Well I was a real slut. All the teams at school would come into the locker at night and bukkake me and I'd lick it up with my tongue. Then I'd let every boy in every class fuck me while I sucked off my teachers, and when I got home daddy would pound me doggy-style for six hours while I made out with mom.
Girl 4: [pause] Right. I'd get out of bed each morning and shower in horse jizz. Then my brothers and cousins and passing hobos would ride me all the way to school. There, I'd have every guy in a three mile radius cum in all three holes while I licked the pussy of every girl. Then I swam in a lake of cum while a pod of hippopotumus took it in turn to turn me inside out with their cocks. And when I got home I'd eat out my mother while dad fucked me so hard in the ass he's end up impregnating my mother through my mouth.
Girl 1: And if our daughters acted like that these days, I'd be so proud.
Girl 2, 3, & 4: Aye, same, same.
[pause]
Girl 3: I'm feeling kind of horny
Girl 4: How long until the boys' game is done?
Girl 1: Two, three hours.
Girl 2: Want to go see if the waiting staff want to have an orgy?
Girl 3, 4, and 1: Yeah, alright.
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By: Smutomancer
Love for Belgium BUMP
>>23526505
Here's a short one.
Feel better.
http://chirb.it/Le61mL
Script:
"Oh my God! I'm on an airplane and it's going to crash! I don't want to die a virgin! Hey Mister sitting next to me. I know your scared because we're all going to die, but I don't want to die a virgin. I don't care that your black and you smell like AIDS. My white religious, racist parents will never find out. Fuck me in the aisle. We'll do it doggie style so I don't have to see your face. No offense. Oh God yes do me! What's your name? LaQuanda? Oh yes LaQuanda! Fuck that white virgin pussy with your giant black cock. I want your black AIDS ridden sperm swimming up inside me. Oh yes fuck me! We'll all be meeting God soon. Or at least I will. You're black so I guess you'll be meeting the devil. Oh God yes, hard and deep. Just like that. You know what, I think we'll have time for some anal before the plane hits the ground. There will probably be some poop, but we're going to be dead soon, so what does it really matter. OH GOD YES! Your black cock feels so huge up my tight little white butthole. Oh my God! It feels like I'm taking a massive shit! Oh yeah, do me, oh yeah, yeah that's it, oh God! Hey! WAIT! WAIT STOP! The plane's not going to crash after all! We're all going to live! Get off me you crazy nigger! Help! Stewardess! RAPE! RAPE! Someone get this crazy nigger off me! When the plane started to crash he stated raping me! Oh my God! I plan on pressing charges!
>>23527846
Too soon!
Already made a succubus request, but this one might be more fun.
Requesting an audio where the first half is you talking about one of your favorite sexual fantasies while really horny, and the second half is it suddenly starting to happen and your reaction.
>>23526505
I've got a couple sweet talk girlfriend experience ones.
Waking up snuggly & warm
http://chirb.it/8qJFm2
Sweet nothings at bedtime
http://chirb.it/q9OAD2
Pillow talk improv
http://chirb.it/9KLAqB
So I was on thought catalog and I found this really obnoxious post and decided to do hysterical literature to it. I hope the author of said post finds it.
Here’s How Porn Makes You A Rapist
http://chirb.it/t95AM7
If anyone is up for a song request, I'd like to hear any of the following:
Queen
"Keep Yourself Alive"
"Seven Seas of Rhye..."
"Death on Two Legs"
Don Mclean
"Vincent"
"Sister Fatima"
Billy Joel
"Vienna"
"Tomorrow is Today"
"Tell Her About It"
>>23528001
>http://chirb.it/q9OAD2
Hahaha. Funny and Sexy is a win for us!
>>23521236
Aw aw!! Thank you <3 but yes absolutely! I didn't intentional drop the ball but yes it'll get done :D
>>23521140
Big snuggle hugs, Anon. Hop onto the Sexy Audio Discord, at least then you can talk to me if you'd like ^_^
>>23501239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ecg7dkdwB6
>>23528001
Your problem started when you went on Thought Catalog.
>>23528412
It sucks you in with silly articles about what song you should listen to because of your zodiac sign and then you've wasted like an hour of your life on bullshit.
There is that one guy who writes little horror stories on there that is okay, though.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>23528036
Anticipation always makes things better.
(pic related) They'd better!
STAY BUMPED
>>23528036
>hop onto sexy audio discord
hell yea that would be fun :3
also I'm a huge poem fag and I would love to hear you read your favorite poem
>>23528001
Absolute pure gold Zan, you had me at 'Starring Zantosa and 3 vibrator'
You has the satire!
HorribleMann
>>23519091
dying lmfao
Can someone do an improv of a mom who slowly starts to get off on a bully picking on her son? Starting off with "stop, he's not as strong as you are" and eventually saying stuff like "fuck yes, bully that little twerp. He's such a disappointment". Really cruel stuff where the mom prefers the studliness of the bully over her weakling son. Bonus points for mentioning wanting to breed with the bully to replace the son with a better one.
>>23522154
I'm not gone. And you shouldn't allow others to dictate whether you post here or don't post here. Are you in the habit of allowing others to dictate your life, tell you what to do, influence whether you walk down that alley or drive that car...buy that pair of shoes etc? Do as you please, I really don't care if you record or don't record, I won't be listening to it either way ;)
>>23522210
>being a good anon
You called it. Also, none of the performers atm are doing anything to tickle my fancy. Harley is gone, and Zan is the only one that even remotely intrigues me. Alas, another will come. They always do.
>>23522320
Hi Ollie, how the hell are you, you piece of shit.
>>23523128
>spitting on the ground.
Epic fail?
>>23529464
I've got a few poem readings in my chirbit to sate you for the time being ^_^ The tags on them do say poetry!
BUMP and run
>>23531126
I tried. I knew it wasn't quite right... Never tried to not summon anyone before.
>>23531663
The only way to not-summon, is to not mention a name, or reply to a post about that person, ever.
can any girl read this?
I fucking love you Yu-Gi-Oh.
>>23531663
Here's a tip (you'll thank me later, trust me):
Next time you're taking a stroll down the train tracks and you hear the loud whistle, the large metal object speeding your way...Just stay on the tracks. Stay on the tracks...
;)
boop
Tell me about your hobbies!
>>23533450
I write porn, cook, bake and pine for a disobedient sub. (you know who you are)
>and I know you weren't asking me.
>>23533450
I masturbate to women's voices.
>>23533450
Travel! Hiking! Writing! Coffee! Making monstergirl themed requests!
STAY BUMPED
>Ok?
>>23534387
Fine, I'll do it myself. Who needs sleep anyway?
Could someone do this role play?
http://pastebin.com/Q3Bcmhsk
One day and 10 hours since our last new recording.
I realized that, between you and a world forever out of reach, there is a strange and empty tunnel. I don’t know anyone else who knows that road. You’re standing alone at the entrance to the tunnel because you know something I can’t even put a name on, something deeper and more ruthless than I can ever understand. I realize that I can never get closer to that world. I can only long for it, because it is hidden by a light and warmth that I cannot bear. I have been able neither to believe in it nor to renounce it. Yesterday I realized I had made a fatal mistake. If I were to lose you, it would be the unforgivable end of me, because I know nothing about that unnameable world. Since you are part of it, you mean the world to me. That can never change. Please don’t repudiate me. Let me see you and I’ll do anything for you. Kick me, spit at me and I’ll return again and again for you to kick and spit at. Because you are right, you are ruthlessly right.
— Béla Tarr, from Kárhozat
Is your wife failing to satisfy you? Is your company not sending you on any more business trips to Thailand? Did the wannabe actress you were fucking finally wise up to the fact that you're not really going to make her a star? Hey, I'm (sexually suggestive nickname) and I'm here to fulfill your dirty fantasies. We could act out (scene in a mainstream movie you find erotic). Or if that's not dirty enough we could (thing you most recently saw in porn or most enjoy watching.) And I can be whatever you want. I could be your (sexual/gender stereotype associated with your ethnicity/nationality/region or whatever) and (some sexual/erotic action that could be associated with stereotype) for you. Or we could play a an adult version of (family friendly game) where (change to the game that makes it less family friendly). Previous clients have rated me highly saying I'm (think you like your sex partner calling you) and that I (nicest compliment a sex partner has given you). Whatever get's you off, come pay me a visit, and I'll show you why I'm the best pussy in the dog house.
>>23533450
I sew and occasionally record filthy things O.o
I also draw like a complete weeaboo pleb with no talent.
>Good shit
So what are you doing this easter?
Not being on 4chan apparently
1 day and 22 hours since our last new recording.
>>23533450
http://chirb.it/y1Nk6q
>>23533973
>Coffee is a hobby
<3
HorribleMann again
This time a script where a GWA/FSA girl starts to realize that if every listen to her catalog of audios = one male orgasm... Then OMFG there's a seriously HUGE amount of cum involved - as she Schlicks her brains out
You don't actually need to be someone like, for example, Zantosa
Any femanon could do this one. Please?
http://pastebin.com/KqTtyqbk
>>23537930
>http://chirb.it/y1Nk6q
I'd be happy to listen to more stupid-ass gaming stories.
>>23529966
Glad it wasn't too much.
Fresh from Scratch Pad:
Sequel to the Pedo on the Park Bench script. It involves Popsicles.
http://chirb.it/qLrm3z
>>23538117
Noted.
>>23538146
Mmmmm....writer-performers are the sexiest! I want to make mad love to your mind!
>>23538509
Hi, I'm Scratch Pad. The guy that wrote the script Zan is performing here.
You can make mad love to my mind instead. But you gotta at least buy it dinner first.
>>23538146
>http://chirb.it/qLrm3z
hoo boy my penis was not ready for this one after 3 days of nofap
phenomenal work
>>23538628
Cool, you beat me to it!
I'd ship that, I think.
>>23538509
I write sometimes, but not smut for a very, very long time. Sorry! I used to, for a girl I liked. These days I mostly write letters and bad poetry.
>>23538660
>Three days of nofap
>Then comes to FSA
I feel like I should congratulate you?
>>23538743
I just like to spice it up every now and then and go a few days or a week without fapping. Makes even the slightest of stimulus feel extraordinarily erotic. When you add something like http://chirb.it/qLrm3z on top of that, it's quite mindblowing
>>23538954
I commend you for the pic/comment synergy here.
>>23538743
Ha!
Stay BUMPED!
Here's a script about becoming a giantess. Cheers to any performer who takes a shot at it.
http://pastebin.com/nAsFU9vm
>>23538628
Love your work, Scratchpad!
I don't know about making mad love to you, but Rachel on the other hand...
Thank Zan for another excellent piece!
HorribleMann
>>23527999
I absolutely loved your Waking Up improv!
Thanks so much!
>>23533450
H-here you go.
http://chirb.it/1zkpfH
-mittens
A Lady from FSA
by Smutomancer
I walk down the street and every guy who I meet just can't get enough of my ass.
It sways just right in my jeans so tight and is judged as the highest of class.
I've the body of a goddess shown off in my bodice, and I hope I do not sound crass,
but I'm also blessed with world-class breasts, for I am one sexy lass.
My voice? An angel's. My wit? A devil's. I own your soul and you're glad,
for in this guise, with my silver-tongued lies, I drive you willfully mad.
This I do vow, so boys hear me now, for I do wish to play.
My lust is a must, more than enough, I trust, for I am FSA.
[alternate final lines]
Delightfully lusty, I'll be your lady; you can call me FSA.
or
Delightfully lusty, I'll be your lady, so come find me in the FSA.
>>23540583
>mittens is back
>no huge welcome back
Sorry for giving you a parade of only one
>>23541124
Y-you, too. (On mobile)
>>23540583
Thanks for contribooting!
>>23535488
I think there are lots of these worlds and lots of these tunnels. Maybe 'mine' seems best, sometimes I am under that same illusion. But as unforeseeable as it was, it increases the probability of other surprising ones existing.
It may be a world seeming perfectly delivering to you. But sometimes I expect it will lack features we take for granted. The feeling of being one with a good crowd, for example. It will be irreversibly and dearly missed.
And I estimate myself far from immune to the intense heat. I may be somewhat safe from catching fire, but the effects of parts of me drying up have a threatening dimension as well. My compassion, for example. One collapsed pillar makes the whole bridge unusable.
If you want to know what it is like: many have been through these tunnels and created remarks about their experiences. Maybe read a books and see what it will be like. I see myself unable to do that, so I am bound to learn lessons the hard way, that you can learn easily from great writers for example.
Thanks for your engagement and good luck finding something "right" (as opposed to wrong).
>>23540583
comfy
also yes, welcome back!
>>23542474
I'm glad it provoked some good thoughts from you, but that was just a quote I posted after scanning, rather than reading it. Still, I like to occasionally raise the tone around here, so thanks for helping with that!
POETRY BUMP
You, awe-inspiring, the last there will be,
Bright listener to dark fantasies,
Forgiveness, honor, intoxication!
Like a flame that lights my way you burn,
Like a banner before me you stand firm,
And you kiss me sweetly as temptation.
Lay your arm now upon my shoulder,
Let the world never grow any older,
Let the hands of the watch you gave me freeze.
Ill fate and sorrow will not pass us by
And the cuckoo will no longer cry
Amid our leafless fire-blackened trees.
--Anna Ahktamova
>>23532188
I swear I'm not 12.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13yDF3FZEDH
>>23543178
cute voice. please do a female sub audio :)
>>23543178
>>23543312
Or anything you want.
STAY BUMPED
I'm tired of one-thread wonders. We need more faithful performers.
Happy Easter to all the FSA ladies and their fans!
Here's to a fun egg-hunt!
I have had two women record an audio version of some things that I've written.
https://ericmagni.com/audio/
If you'd like to record something yourself, please feel free to check out what's up there, record it, and get in contact with me via [email protected]
>>23545039
An interesting concept, but I feel like you should keep your business to GWA where it belongs. I do wish you the best of luck.
![1458679204515[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PwIXDSc.png "1458679204515[1].png")
I'd like a quick improv based on this image. Doesn't have to be serious and shouldn't be. Just have fun with it.
hi qts its mittens how are you guys today?
>>23545498
No. How are you today.
>>23545517
Wh-
>>23544387
Hop hop hump hump ;) Happy Easter lurkers & fellow performers!!
We should all commit to doing a fun Easter recording (Fucking like rabbits?) get the pulse back in the thread.
>>23545521
How are you today?
>>23545536
I'm just confused as to why you said no?
>>23545498
Hey doll!! What are you Holiday plans?
>>23545517
Salty.
>>23545544
Well i cant just ask the same question again, that would be awkard!
Its suppose to be like"No." *pause* "How are YOU today." kind of thing. Sorry if that came out wrong;_;
>>23545498
Fine enough. Busy, which is probably good.
>>23545546
I don't think I have any, actually :p I'm p much the spawn of Satan so I'll probably just get drunk.
>>23545560
Oh...
>>23545583
Oh yeah that's definitely good! I gotta do some laundry today and tidy my room up. Made some plans with a couple of people but I'm hoping it's not too time consuming so I can actually clean on not find an excuse to put it off :p
>>23543178
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s13yDF3FZEDH
Ummm... with a few of us, sounding like you're 12 is a huge plus. Heh.
>>23546169
>>23543312
>>23544265
I'm new to /soc/ and the whole vocal improv/rp, so if there's a script you want me to do~
>>23546234
I have a ton if they catch your eye. >>23513687
but I really want to hear this: >>23540741
>>23546234
hey, how about this DDLG script
http://pastebin.com/18UJBWP4
http://chirb.it/ka3pgO
Finally Fucking Big Brother:She admits to her older brother that she wants him to fuck her, to her surprise he wants to fuck her too. She sucks his cock before letting him pound her. She lets her brother cum inside her as she cums all over his cock.
http://chirb.it/s0dfgq
Teasing Big Brother in My Bikini: Her big brother is supposed to take her swimming, but he won’t move from the couch. She has no option but to tease her big brother till he fucks her cute little pussy and her mouth.
~Turtle~
>>23547077
Hey! I wrote those! Thanks, Turtle! Did you finish all your work?
