Well, well.. looks like there's no assume thread. Let's start one.
I'll go first and bear the brunt of it
go easy senpai
Suh dude
>>23497646
First off diffrent hair style and you Would look exactly like Joseph gorden levity. I assume you are a pretty active gamer. But currently have a small friend circle
>>23497646
Is a handyman, good house painter and knows some good places to eat.
>>23497652
Killed his long lost twin a few nights ago.
Wants to drive a pink truck.
>>23497646
You balance being 4chan browsing gamer and having an active social life pretty well
>>23497663
You look like you've dabbled in stand-up comedy
>>23497646
into latin hip hop, maybe a car mechanic, if rejected, goes on to another girl / guy without much thinking
>>23497652
plays a guitar probably, from a small town, has maybe 2-3 friends, spends a lot of time playing games
>>23497663
loud one in group, pretty laid back guy, either pursuing journalism or some kind of an art major
>>23497646
Probably finds it hard to make a true emotional connection with someone. Feels left behind in a sense
>>23497652
Quiet and serious. Likes motorbikes, cars and trucks. Probably good with your hands
>>23497663
Either the joker of the group or the quiet sarcastic one. Its hard to pick. Have a lot of anxiety and insecurity but dont want people to know.
>>23497683
Overly serious about music, very organised and a bit of a perfectionist
>>23497687
Covers a lot of your inner sadness with jokes. Have a good sense of humour, but rather shy and withdrawn.
Sorry if i hurt anyones feelings.... i didnt mean to...
>>23497687
You like indie music and craft beer. Probably Canadian, from a religious family.
>>23497683
pretentious, superficial, tries to be edgy to stand out
>>23497749
probably writes poetry, quiet, introverted girl that just wants a meaningful relationship
you read me like a book
>>23497752
>>stunning. those eyes, cheek bones
goal driven, hardworking, but sad on the inside, you always feel like you're missing some crucial part and can't grasp what it really is
Europe actually, but other stuff are spot on
phones broken and this is the only pic of me on my pc so apologies for the bad quality
hey 4 chan ass u me me
>>23497752
enjoys abusing various amphetamines
>>23497777
Nice quads :)
Your eyes are what i looked at the most, even when you smile they still look a little sad. I just want to give you a hug! also apart from the poetry, you read me perfectly :)
>>23497646
Clown.
>>23497652
That one nice guy.
>>23497663
Witty and insecure.
>>23497683
A genuine bro until he has a few too many and sleeps with your girlfriend/wife.
>>23497687
An honest man just trying to make ends meet.
>>23497749
Shy to the point of invisibility in the real world. Verbose and confident behind a computer/anonymity.
>>23497752
You don't feel happy unless you like what you see in the mirror.
Old picture but my camera broke
>>23497646
Lives above a store front
>>23497663
Paramedic
>>23497749
Just broke up
>>23497752
Dated the same guy for way too long
>>23497790
You lift, and are also a Samurai.
>>23497683
I am the one true version of me
Your lightbulb blew out a few months back and you just never really felt the need to change it
>>23497687
You like going to clubs/raves, indie music and you probably have one sport you love
>>23497749
Im pretty quiet but far from serious, not big into bikes/cars but do like using my hands.
Im guessing you're quiet and read alot. You wish you were less shy around people
>>23497790
That one guy that knows all the hot Asian girls.
>>23497803
Beer and football.
>>23497804
In a relationship for so long that you're struggling to know who you are without it.
Sup guys,
>>23497646
Not having long relationships
>>23497652
Into cars, motocycles, csgo
>>23497663
Likes to listen brit rock.
>>23497683
Determined, ambitious person
>>23497687
Member of a indie rock band
>>23497749
Quiet, but a joyful person
>>23497752
Into symphonic metal
>>23497825
Upbeat and friendly. Has a perverse side he struggles to reconcile with his overall perception of himself.
>>23497797
Ha ha very true. The only time i really talk is online. Im quite happy being quiet but i think at times it would be easier if i was a bit more outgoing.
>>23497803
Again true! I did not long ago!
>>23497817
:) im sorry i didnt get you quite right. But i do read. A lot. And yes at times i do wish i was less shy. But being quiet has its advantages to.
>>23497663
You like 2D girls and occasionally lurk /a/
>>23497683
Outgoing guy. Likes anime and Levi's
>>23497687
Family oriented. Usually kind and empathetic
>>23497749
Has at least 2 tumblr blogs. Likes photography
>>23497752
Probably anorexic. Has depression and likes cooking
>>23497646
You look lile you need more sun in your life
>>23497663
Laid back lots of drinking at the pub
i. honestly don't know.
Heres an image to judge assume lots of things
>>23497849
Enjoys taking pictures of herself and anyone who judges can go die. A nice and dutiful daughter, student, worker, etc. with sexual fantasies/experiences that would surprise those close to her.
>>23497849
passable trans wood fuck ur boipucci
>>23497856
rides bicyles and runs after niggers
>>23497856
The toughest guy on wheels you'll ever meet.
>>23497879
top kek
>>23497779
in a band, probably a singer, likes to drink
>>23497790
browses fa or mfa, likes fps games
>>23497796
didnt even notice the quads, tnx for checking. it's been a heck ton of rough years behind me, still struggling to get though all of it. thanks for the hug, and giving one back. also, here's a song i think you'd like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_GuTJh2YLQ&
>>23497803
god honest man, both feet on ground, great friend, handy with his hands, faithful and loyal as a friend
>>23497804
you always have the freshest tunes to play to your friends, i see you working as a sound engineer in a music studio
>>23497817
spot on
>>23497825
plays bass, loves DT, would rather be outside than inside. and nope, i'm not in a band
>>23497849
shy girl, sad and mad at the world at the same time, loves drawing and watching anime
>>23497856
you didnt let what happened to you get in the way living your life. cheerful person that likes to be left alone when you're sad
Yes I know I have too much hair everywhere
>>23497825
True :)
Also i assume, you are a dreamer and a hopeless romantic at heart
>>23497803
Im sorry i forgot to assume, i assume you are struggling with a lot of inner demons, you are outgoing naturally but feel your pegged into a box at the moment.
>>23497804
You are a little insecure about your looks and are the one who cracks silly jokes to see someone smile, but probably have a pretty angry streak
>>23497849
No to tumblr, yes to photography :)
You like to come across as soulful and soft but have a hugely independent and slightly angry personality.
>>23497856
Romantic at heart, loves to cuddle, but not just with anyone. Probably find it hard to open up, but you do want to be able to
>>23497646
Is Mexican or South American
>>23497663
Matt Bellamy???
>>23497683
Comp Sci major
>>23497749
Can't tell
>>23497803
You work as a lumberjack
>>23497849
Balkan?
>>23497917
That's really accurate actually. Nice
>>23497903
if that's too much hair everywhere, then i'm a grizly comapred to you
funny guy, likes to dress comforatbly, has a steady cute gf which he loves to death
>>23497921
is a huge football fan, can talk about sports for hours
>>23497921
Yes I am
>>23497917
Also true :)
>>23497856
Can lift more than you
>>23497849
Has pastel goth tumblr
>>23497825
Used to be religious, not so much now
>>23497804
Has a lot of friends
>>23497803
Likes outdoor activities, grilling, mowing the lawn, propane.
>>23497790
So /fa/
>>23497779
Doesn't safely eject the usb before removing
>>23497752
Has high aspirations
>>23497749
Liberal art major
>>23497687
Absolute madman
>>23497921
thanks man not even upset
Was once a rugby player, likes sitcoms still but actually chills out with vidya more then his friends think
>>23497897
liked dirt bikes younger, currently loves cooking and craft beers
>>23497856
you are tricky. I am guessing you don't need the wheel chair anyore
>>23497849
is pretty much April Ludgate
>>23497804
vine swag
>>23497779
little insecure overly fun and recently had a bad trip of bad dates
>>23497749
you aren't wrong? anywho was the book room in school now are trying out a pretty wild side but don't have the friend group to do it
>>23497663
>>23497948
I.D change
>>23497931
Yea, you look Hungarian or Romanian.
>>23497921
Italian. Loves soccer.
>>23497849
18. A little depressed .
>>23497897
Im really and genuinely sorry to hear that, i know how you feel and i really hope things will get better. *hug* also i loved the song. Its a little softer then stuff i listen to normally. But it hit me in the heart none the less :)
>>23497921
Im sorry you cant tell. I guess i have a few suprises up my sleeve :)
You are probably easy going and a genuinely nice person, but find it easier to keep people at arms length to you find yourself being overly sarcasitic and caustic at times
>>23497927
No worries im glad i got it right :D
>>23497933
:) your eyes are very soulful. You are lucky!
>>23497938
No. Definately not XD
>>23497938
>Absolute madman
pic related
tumblrette, likes 80s girl rock
>>23497948
second part you got right, first one is kinda true, wanted a dirt bike but my parents never allowed me to get one
>>23497974
you like taking care of your body, loves to read, probably meditates
>>23497975
eh... what has been can't be changed. just hoping this year will end as it started, finally things started moving. *hug* glad you liked the song
Making musical assumptions.
>>23497646
Listens to grindcore.
>>23497652
Likes Mike Love
>>23497663
Enjoys a fair amount of Britpop
>>23497683
Wishes he could play guitar
>>23497687
Thoroughly enjoys Arcade Fire
>>23497749
Closet K-Pop fan.
>>23497752
Listens to mainstream pop.
>>23497779
Enjoys Chopin and Mendelssohn
>>23497790
Only 'enjoys' /fa/ bands.
>>23497803
Listens to old hardcore punk.
>>23497804
Listening to Tyler the Creator.
>>23497825
Wants to go to a festival so badly.
>>23497849
Into hard radio rock.
>>23497856
Prefers some Drake now and again.
>>23497897
Listens to Incubus
>>23497903
Wants more Gorillaz
>>23497921
Loves the Clash
>>23497938
Hardcore MBV fan.
>>23497974
Hardcore Fugazi fan.
>>23497996
John Lennon fan.
>>23497974
Awesome guy, but kinda insecure
>>23497938
Sarcastic and laid back, no fucks given.
>>23497897
In a competitive darts league, actually good
>>23498004
I didn't before you said it, more Gorillaz would be nice
>>23497975
That's really perceptive and correct. I'm surprised you can tell that from a photo.
>>23498004
does review on RYM, has an extensive vynil collection
btw. >>23497897 and >>23497996 are both me. first one you got right, other not
>>23498005
genuienly kind person, you seem like the type of person that would stand up for a fat guy that gets laughed at in the gym
>>23497663
fucking kill me, how did it take me 19 years to notice this
>>23497948
Always been a book worm, as for the wild side, i have always had one around the right people. Its just not.something i show everyone.
>>23497996
Keep breathing and moving forward, i know you can do it! :)
>>23498004
Ha ha i dont actually mind k-pop and it is definately a dirty secret!
I assume you are calm like a river on the surface but deep and cold inside. You feel like you missed out on a lot of things so you gave up and walked away. You know you deserve better but have trouble with a fear of failure so you dont reach out to move forward with what you want.
>>23498018
I like reading people and i practice all the time :) im really glad im getting better at it. So thankyou :D
>>23498005
Genuinely nice guy with a soft romantic side. Been burned a lot in the past and is either just at or just over the fuck all women stage.
>>23498048
he's a good looking guy!
>>23498055
to be fair it was a vague estimate.
>>23498055
I might feel like that from a love standpoint. I keep quiet, but I mean no mal-content. I think people think I'm cold because I have a 'stare'.
>>23498037
I've never done or heard of RYM, but I do have a lot of vinyl. And lol ooops. These threads always get to me with multiple pictures.
>>23498010
See!
>>23498113
I didnt mean any disrespect to your assumption :) just clarifying and letting you know what you got right :D
>>23498121
Oh like a "resting bitch face?" think its called. I wouldn't say you have that. But you do seem distant.
>>23497685
I'm actually notoriously anti-social, >>23497749
cute glasses girl pretty much hit it on the head
>>23497803
sounds fun but my town outlawed those
>>23497856
absolutely spot on my friend
>>23498005
I assume you attract crazy chicks
>>23497974
you're prob younger than you look
>>23497938
you look like your name would be Caitlyn
>>23497921
puerto rican
>>23498055
I just hope I don't go completely mental until then :P
>>23498121
np. I can't stand Lennon, whenever I hear him I get nervous and just wanna turn it off
Aight peeps, assume on, I'm off to bed, finally getting sleepy. Have my latest stuck on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of4AkuGWH_s
>>23498187
Well I've seen shit. Maybe that's what it is. I'm a nice person I swears it!
>>23498004
>Hardcore MBV fan
Nah, I only listen to sad female vocalists and Tom Waits. I have very specific tastes.
>>23498005
I certainly try to be laid back!
>>23498205
Hahah, my name starts with T. But I can see it.
>>23498048
Tv and/or film actor, but cool about it
>>23498121
Lives somewhere up north, hense all the space
>>23498005
Has at least 2 young kids
>>23497974
Italian
>>23497938
has sisters
>>23497921
lives by the water
>>23497903
Lives with parents
>>23497897
at school for math or science
>>23497856
Has dated two girls at once
>>23497849
Bullied alot in school
>>23497825
Plays guitar poorly
>>23498205
:) i know its hard but try open yourself up a little, you might find it easier to connect with people.
You will get there, but it takes a lot of hard work and exploring yourself to get there.
Thank you for the compliment :D brightened my day!
>>23498211
Oh i know that feel well! Also awsome song. Id link you to a song i have had on repeat lately but you might not like it.
I know you will get there, i have faith in you! Sweet dreams for now :D
>>23498215
Thousand mile stare! Thats the phrase i was trying to remember. I am sure you are nice, just had a rough run. The tounge gif made me giggle. I can do the wave with mine :)
>>23498240
cmon, dont be shy and think lowly. just link it. I've got a wide interest in music.
>>23497752
lol what the fuck is going on with your mouth in this pic? Keeping it open to catch insects? Couldn't decide on a derpy lip pout or looking like your mouth is stuck in an invisible pool drain?
I mean, I assume you do dumb shit like that cause you're above smiling like regular people. Can't go a day without looking at thinspo, cause Ana's girls are always hungry lol
>>23498247
https://youtu.be/cS8rCTbvWMM
Lol I warned you. But i hope you enjoy it.
>>23498004
Had to google mike love as i had no idea who he was.
I dig it, im glad i checked it out right before i started smoking
>>23498005
cute but can dress differently to be more inviting
>>23497856
are you an actual wheelchair user every day or did you have an accident? I've always wanted to be friends / talk to somebody who needed one ... THAT sounds bad on me I guess but yea if you're interested?
>>23498055
Close to it, and >>23498205 nails the reason why
>>23498235
i work with kids and goddamn being around them 24/7 sounds like hell. Kids are only good when you can give them back
>>23498205
Puerto Rican is a 1st
My wife's gonna make some guesses
>>23497646
customer service,
>>23497652
handyman
>>23497663
white collar job
>>23497683
Student, university, engineering
>>23497749
vegetarian
>>23497752
on a very strict diet and really shouldn't be
>>23497779
hipster
>>23497790
Lives with parents
>>23497803
werewolf
>>23497804
startled for the camera
>>23497825
Laidback kinda guy
>>23497849
Quiet, loner, likes to read
>>23497856
Weightlifter
>>23497903
My brother-in-laws unknown twin
>>23497921
Likes soccer, pizza guy
>>23497938
chick
>>23498268
KEK Fuck Mike Love man. That was actually a joke. I totally appreciate that you took the time to look him up though. He's a total dick. Listen to Brian Wilson. That's what you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ2OKoLpNBM
>>23498269
What's the difference between actual wheelchair user or accident. lol
i had "an accident" 2 years ago and wheelchair for life, not wheely happy about but shit happens.
>>23498240
Thousand Mile Stare is a good name for it.I can do the wave as well as folding it in all sorts of directions.
>>23498257
love it! and of course, stealing it! take care and *hug*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk6OsIncmsM
>>23498270
Im really sorry. Crazy bitches are the worst :( chin up! You are very cute so im sure you will have no problems finding someone new. I just hope the next one is sane! Fingers crossed :)
>>23498283
Definately not. Like at all. I love my meat rare and plentiful thankyou :)
>>23498284
lolol i like the more doo-woppy beach boys songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRonG87eKw
>>23498307
That's alright. It's not like Mike Love was a significant influence on any of the albums. That's all Brian Wilson and his brothers. Mike Love is responsible for Kokomo really.
>pic related
>>23498293
He he puns. Awesome :P
>>23498297
Ooooh! Thats really awesome! Im jelly af! Maybe i should practice more :)
>>23498298
Im glad! Maybe we will cross paths again, at least i hope we do, have an awesome sleep sunshine :)
>>23498257
oh... and def check this out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo6UnKr6Bwg
My wife
>>23498297
sits in the dark a lot
>>23498284
expert on some kind of old culture
>>23498005
started fitness not too long ago
>>23497974
recently broke up with ihs gf
>>23497938
some teenage angst left
>>23498335
lol You assumed two different pictures of me. And neither of them are correct.
>>23497777
I wish, only right about sad on the inside, and thanks!
>>23497791
Never done drugs of any kind in my life so nope
>>23497797
Pretty much, I have BDD
>>23497803
If by way to long you mean still together than yep, 4 and a half years, we live together and are engaged
>>23497825
Never heard of it
>>23497849
Recovered anorexic so partially correct, I'm a healthy weight though so not sure how you guessed that from my pic
>>23497938
Not at all unfortunately
>>23498004
I literally fucking hate mainstream pop hahaha
>>23498251
My mouth is like barely open dude, I think I have an ugly awkward smile and prefer to look as un-shitty in photos as possible which is still apparently pretty shitty. Also, I'm recovered now so fuck off.
>>23498283
I AM RECOVERED, WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP INSISTING I STILL LOOK SICK.
>>23498353
*TOO ugh I'm so embarrassed, typo I swear :(
>>23498353
Also *then
Forgive me guys I'm on my phone
>>23498353
What do you listen to?
>>23498353
cmon, dont stress. this is an anonymous image board after all. as long as you're healthy now and everything is A OK, let the haters fuvk themselves with a splinty wooden dildo and forget about them. your fiancee is a lucky man to have you. *hug*
>>23498324
sweet dreams to you too. I'm looking forward to crossing our paths again :)
>>23498374
A pretty wide variety honestly - indie, folk, alternative rock, trip hop/any non-dance clubby electronic music... No pop, no metal, no country or obnoxious rap, anything else is fair game
>>23498373
Too late. Your educational background is already being called into question
>>23498305
Thanks. I can't wait to meet that mentally stable girl one day
>>23498393
Is this fair game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHrc3J_aKRI
>>23498386
Thank you <3
Just feels crappy to have all the progress I've made completely invalidated when I don't even look sick compared to where I was 7 months ago, blah
>>23498405
Know the feel,just going the other way,losing weight.Made great progress and then someone says,but you still have leftover weight.Like I dont know that.
>>23498408
I assume your a basement dweller feeding on nothing but junk food and wamking on 2D loli porn
>>23498235
One younger sister, one younger brother
>>23498283
>chick
You're good
>>23498335
I was an inexplicably happy youth
>>23498408
I never claimed that pic was candid at all. And I also never said I think I still look sick, I look normal and healthy (even if I am unhappy with my body as it is) and expressed frustration that people are assuming that I am still in my eating disorder. I'm within a healthy BMI range and you can't even see my body. So whatever.
>>23498353
Objectivly speaking, i think its the cheek bones. they look protruded.
As an ex-heroin addict myself, certain stigmas can really stick long after the fact. People dealing with addiction and eating disorders tend to be judged for their diseases.
>>23497663
Work in IT?
>>23497779
Musician
>>23498335
Skateboarder?
Cant we all just get along.... :(
>>23498441
Makes sense I guess. But my cheekbones are just really prominent regardless of my weight, blame my mother, she gave them to me haha. Guess I'm cursed with looking like a sick junkie for the rest of my life.
I took this a couple months ago and didnt want to buy the outfit because it was expensive
Then a week later I ended up buying it
>>23498479
Could be worse, you could actually be a sick junkie.
Honestly you look fine though. Remember this is an anonymous image board and there are people here who enjoy making other people feel like shit.
>>23498486
Blake Griffin?
>>23498406
I assume you care too much what people think, only saying that off of how much makeup you have on
>>23498486
needs more athletic attire
>>23498398
>>23498398
Not something I'd typically go out of my way to listen to, but definitely fair game. I wouldn't change the station if I heard it on the radio.
I attempted to buzz my own hair and wrecked myself. Most of the people here were difficult, I wasn't picking up any vibes.
>>23498609
Your weight is fine, you have strong features (good cheekbones and contours). You don't look sick LMAOOO... But I guess you could use melanotan II or something to get less pale skin... Though desu the skin tone suits you IMO.
>>23497803
You possibly enjoy rock climbing. Warm and affectionate.
>>23497825
Gentle being. Enjoys reading and/or art. Plays a musical instrument.
>>23497849
Professional puppy drowner. Likes to "help old ladies across the street" then leave them halfway so they get hit by a bus. Competitive fly fisher.
>>23498466
Enjoys attending music festivals. Ex or current skateboarder.
>>23498693
Thank you! Unfortunately being a ginger I am unable to tan naturally under any circumstances so I'm pasty as fuck, I just burn and freckle like crazy in the sun. :(
>>23498693
looks fine. seem like a sporty guy
>>23498486
also a sporty guy
>>23498466
tried various hair colors
bumping
>>23498335
is generic and average in everything in life
>>23498341
is the funky cool guy, actually depressed as fuck
>>23498406
insecure about her looks
>>23498466
is at the point that he is considering dating guys
>>23498693
Well balanced guy who's into fitness
Shoot
>>23498693
Almost passed as an alpha until you held your phone like a goddam fudgepackin pillowbiter
>>23498486
New York Russian
>>23500634
is married
>>23500590
IT student
>>23497646
has a precise idea of what masculinity is and is doing his best to achieve it
>>23497652
very emotional
>>23497663
talks fast, maybe has a bit of a high pitched voice
>>23497683
is quick to judge people and superficial
>>23497687
honest and trustworthy, has a secret trap fetish
>>23497752
is a Victoria's secret angel
>>23497790
bleeds Starbucks coffee
>>23497803
ambitious and decisive
>>23497825
still searching for himself, has a low sense of identity. btw. you have very beautiful eyes
>>23497856
doesn't sugarcoat things to prevent hurting peoples feelings, is all about tough love
>>23497903
pleasant to spend time with, friendly
>>23498005
is torn apart between overestimating and underestimating himself
>>23498406
likes to gossip
>>23498486
confidant and humane, probably donates blood
>>23500634
loves to read and has a bunch of female friends with whom he's benignly flirty
>>23501502
you have huge boobs.
please show them
>>23501502
you have huge boobs
my eyes are too close together my face is fat and my nose is too big ;_;
>>23501608
my boobs are moderately big I'd say
>>23501618
nah you're a cutie desu
>>23501651
>>23501651 https://youtu.be/Wm2IaA8ZILc
bumpin
Be gentle
>>23501651
>>23501978
you look like someone who would photoshop on their eyebrows and lashes
>>23502098
Wow, did you just draw me?
f r e a k i n g a w e s o m e
>>23501651
pls remove shirt <3
guess ill post a pic for once
>>23502123
That image is older than the internette
>>23502779
this.
please please please
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