>/erpg/ - Erotic Roleplay General -- lewdsmithing edition
>Forging ornate chains
>Beautiful collars
>Sturdy stockades
> ̶N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶E̶R̶P̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶b̶u̶s̶y̶̶ ̶t̶r̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶d̶u̶c̶e̶
This is the thread for all your lewd roleplaying and smutcrafting needs. This thread is for (mostly) freeform roleplaying of a sexual nature. Create a character (it really works best if you use F-list) and jump in chat and have sexual misadventures. This is NOT your thread for posting Skype or kik or snapchat. We're not interested in cybering or sexting. The type of roleplaying for this thread is more like your (sex) Dungeons & Dragon (dildos). Don't feel like you *need* to be something fantastical, though, there's plenty of demand for anime schoolgirls and NEETs and wrestlers and punk rockers and other modern character types.
We'll provide advice and feedback on F-list characters, and if you post your profile or flirt in the thread, you might just get typefucked by the character of your dreams.
For examples of what we do, check out:
http://pastebin.com/u/lewdred
http://pastebin.com/u/Aislinneandfriends
http://pastebin.com/u/Molly_Leisel
Hop onto https://www.f-list.net/chat/ and select channels for your preference, or copypaste the following to join a general chatter channel
/join ADH-0569643e9ec79f8d290e
https://www.f-list.net/c/ulric%20volkner/
n\Nazi werewolf, any criticism would be appreciated, can't help but feel the bactstory could use some work.
>>23495993
>http://pastebin.com/u/Molly_Leisel
How did that typo get in.
http://pastebin.com/u/Molly_Liesel
>>23495993
>t̶r̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶
>>23496051
>How did that typo get in.
You should delete the thread and remake it without the typos.
Also that thread link leads nowhere.
>>23496028
Backstory doesn't matter much.
What matter is what is he doing NOW.
And I am not seeing anything of that at all.
>>23496212
Thank you, you bring up a great point I'll do my best to rectify the situation, thank you.
Posting this again near the top because why not I guess!! I'm sort of inconsistent but if you note me I'll reply and we can talk!! Or we can play video games instead of doing lewd things!! Your choice!!
https://www.f-list.net/c/polly-chan
https://www.f-list.net/c/narane/
Welcoming contacts, ideas, feedback and, most of all, relevant art suggestions!
>>23496354
I keep meaning to give you more art.
>>23496354
>>23496354
Not ideal, but black.
>>23496354
I'm mostly focusing on, in order of priority:
>Dark skin
>Not a dumb stereotype
>Post apoc
>>23496366
Thank you! That one looks pretty fitting for a later-bracket Narane!
>>23496408
Yeah, I just double checked your profile and realized she's supposed to be a teen.
But lucky you, there was a recent AAA video game that just so happened to prominently feature a black girl in it's critically acclaimed lesbian prequel DLC.
https://htnam.artstation.com/portfolio/12139
Also, this is another of those situations where I find someone art and then want to make a profile with it myself.
>>23496437
And more http://imgur.com/a/3jHNS
William Dancer, agent to the (porn] stars. Want to get famous?
https://www.f-list.net/c/william%20dancer/
>>23495993
>actually being so petty you remove one of the pastebin links
You must be a delight to interact with.
>>23496873
They also linked to /tg/chat even though /tg/chat complains about people from /soc/ coming in. Last thread they did this:
>Don't listen to inevitable channel shilling, it's full of whining and stupid arguments.
>I've kept silent while his shitting chased all my friends out.
>Now, fuck this whole place. Burn it to the ground.
>>23496873
>>23496919
And you two are being just as bad as OP. Quit your drama bullshit. All of you.
After all the work I put into it (not very much) you guys just straight up don't include the doc I made for y'all.
Buncha ungrateful shits :T
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11CF-oGB9dQmRGNPpjYBVo3Kxr15aKZ6sI3GlK--MK5M/
Next time, I wouldn't mind a link to the previous thread either.
>>23495993
>no Previous Thread >>23462177 → link
come on how hard is this.
>>23496919
>Last thread they did this:
That was a different person entirely. That was last thread's OP.
>>23496928
People can ignore my single reply, but OPs are actually going to be referenced more than once. Leaving info out based on personal feelings ain't how OPs work, and it never has been. Information is information. Or are you telling me that the catty guild link pastebin wars over in the MMO generals on /vg/ are an acceptable state of affairs?
>>23497111
This OP clearly just naively copied last thread's OP which was the one that removed the information.
All the new guy contributed is trying to 'fix' it by adding a channel link. The wrong link.
>>23495993
>>23497032
Missed the chat link too
/join ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d
>>23497116
Oh, that was the previous OP. I didn't even notice last thread. My bad and apologies to the new OP. Wow, Twjamh0y was even saltier than I thought.
>>23496964
That's because there's only one person there.
>>23497098
>>23497116
Just assumed they were the same.
>>23497142
Hopefully they'll leave the salt out of the thread.
Does anyone in our group even play a blacksmith?
>>23497291
>That's because there's only one person there.
Only one person there because you guys aren't using it :v
>>23497325
But why would we?
No one wants to know who's looking to play in a game. We want to know who's running a game.
DICKS
>>23497907
>DICKS
>>23497907
Turn off bookmarking. Don't friend people unless I've made friends with them.
randoms still message me out of the blue without me being in any channels or having posted an ad.
Are these people all finding me by searching for kinks and that or?
Is there any way to appear offline and hide from searches? Sometimes I just wanna chill in chat and get my bearings reading some ads or whatever, creep a little private room or two.
>>23498153
http://i.imgur.com/7zHZiX0.png
>>23495993
>tfw no smithfu to make forge her own collar
>tfw no smithhusbando to make me a collar
Why go on?
>>23498167
ty for the bookmark dunno how I forgot that...
So mousing over doesn't really give me an in-depth idea of what all this means so can u?
A non-public character cannot be searched or seen as online? Can it be seen in the characters in a room and can it still post ads and be seen that way? People who are already friends can see you?
What I am looking for is appear offline like it works on any other chat service, where no one including friends etc can see you as online.
>>23499290
Private characters cannot be found through a kink search. They can be seen in channels, though. Don't join public channels or private channels if you don't want people to see you.
>>23498208
This makes me want to play a D&D 3.5 artificer type who makes elaborately lewd magic items and magic bondage to use on herself.
Whatever happened to Robutt? I don't go in /tg/ much I feel like I missed something.
>>23499620
There were some coding issues and it was eventually replaced. Possibly because it was easier to do that instead of fixing it, but I'm not completely sure.
>>23499648
Was it replaced? Do you mean the Robutt mkII or just Puffy's bot?
>>23499745
There's B-Cell now I guess. Is that Puffy's too? I don't keep track.
Is it bad that my first thought after "holy shit this looks amazing" was "boy, this could be really lewd"?
http://blog.us.playstation.com/2016/03/16/hellblade-senuas-sacrifice-and-a-believable-hero/
I now want gritty realistic viking celt rape sex.
>>23499747
B-Cell is Puffy's bot. But she's a horrible, terribly ego driven person about it. Plus if you use it in a game she'll use the bot's profile to critique your game and players while you're playing. I highly recommend using literally any other system for rolling your dice.
>>23499648
>>23499747
>>23499620
There was a bot by https://www.f-list.net/c/Trixie/ copying most of Robutt's features, but I haven't seen it around in a while, might be ded.
>>23499745
Robutt mk II was actually older Robutt code someone tried to keep running after Eilie fucked off and stopped updating Robutt.
>>23499648
There were no coding issues, Eilie made the bot incompatible with F-List's bot rules. The part where [name redacted] accidentally made Robutt spam 40+ channels was that person's fault, not Robutt's, but most likely it was also the reason the admins decided to finally smack Robutt for not sticking to the rules.
>quickie note before going back to class
>cum
>exhaustion overwhelms me
>I'll fail the class if I skip it
This was a bad decision
>>23502974
Now when we say lacking in literacy, are we talking complete retard can't spell anything, or just the occasional fuck up when spelling/using the wrong homonym?
Because I can deal with the latter.
>>23503006
No profile, 1-2 sentences per post.
We have two different definitions of literate, methinks.
>>23503007
Probably
I personally only consider myself Semi-literate because of my occasional fuck-ups and awful redneck way of saying things
>>23503041
I don't really require much, but it seems it's still too much for a lot of people. Really kills motivation for making any more profiles.
>>23502974
Wants to RP and Literate.
Without the first one, you're really up bone creek.
>>23503041
>awful redneck way of saying things
But what if in-bred Appalachian boys is someone's fetish?
>>23503143
>inbreeding
Absolut Degeneracy
>>23503237
Wincest is best yo
>>23503312
noooo stop enjoying thiiiiiiiiings
For seriously now, I'd like the thread's opinions: what makes a good profile?
>>23503349
Is comprehensible.
Includes only enough information to be insightful into the sort of character it is and what will be used in the average scene.
Appropriately sized kink list, doesn't check every single option unless they actually care about them.
Doesn't use kinks to complain about the habits of others, only states their dislikes.
Uses pictures both to show how the character looks as well as to show their personality or ideas for scenes.
Uses the story, pictures, and kinks to tell you something more about the character other than dom/sub, since those terms are vague on their own.
So so far I'm enjoying chatting on the channel, even if it rarely includes actual ERP! Did get to help rape a elf though!
Are we down again?
>>23502974
>finding all three in one
>>23505093
I have trouble enough finding two.
Which probably means it's me, not them.
>>23496919
>/tg/chat complains about people from /soc/ coming in
Isn't a large part of the /soc/ /erpg/ exiles from /tg/ anyway?
>>23503041
Right here and right now you were just fine and literate.
>>23503133
But what will you RP if you have no intersection on your big fetishes?
>>23504902
Which one of the channels?
>>23505093
Mad jelly.
>>23505176
I frequently see some of the actually contributing people in tgchat (Aislinne for example)
>>23505152
>>23505191
Better, seems the feeling is mutual. Kept telling me I was super talented and it was just what he had hoped for when making the profile.
>>23505176
About half and half, really. Keylime for instance was never actually part of the /tg/ crowd, and neither was Pillow. Malice goes on /k/ and knows fuck all about /tg/, but ended up in the /tg/ community early on with stuff like Bottle. A lot of people were also /tg/ but never /tg/chat.
But when we were kicked off of /tg/, a lot of people in /tg/chat complained because being on /soc/ meant an influx of people who didn't know the /tg/ culture and all of that. It's sort of a silly argument, since I'd wager that only a fourth of the total users at any one time in /tg/chat have ever been on the /tg/ board, and that's pushing it. Most haven't even been on 4chan.
>>23505291
>wagering guesses about a place he didn't have any shred of contact with for years
>>23505296
Who gives a shit?
>>23505323
So are you saying who gives a shit about what you post at all or are you saying who gives a shit that your posts are pulled out of your ass with no actual information behind them?
>>23505342
No, I'm saying why are you being salty as hell. /tg/chat was barely from /tg/ when I was there. Months after I was gone, people complained that too many people weren't from /tg/. Why would it somehow be more /tg/ now that it has no connection to /tg/ the board?
Are you trying to pull that "you're just talking out of your ass!" bullshit on this of all things?
How about this: You go ask /tg/chat how many of them are regular /tg/ posters. Make a survey even. I sincerely doubt that the demographics will have shifted in favour of more fa/tg/uys since I was last there, but who knows, I've been wrong before. Go prove me wrong instead of trying to start shit.
>>23505353
>/tg/chat was barely from /tg/ when I was there.
That's false.
And no fuck you.
>>23505379
So you're just pulling that out of your ass with no actual information behind it, then?
The reality is that everyone that whined about not tg was told to shut the fuck up because the chat was obviously a general chat by that point.
But of course; you know who wouldn't know that, would he?
>>23505191
We'll find something. Fetishes change quickly.
>>23505761
... what do you even think I'm saying?
>>23505610
>traps in yoga pants
I didn't know I wanted this. Thank you.
>>23505610
Did you do it this week then.
A-bump.
Thought I'd be mad when I saw someone steal my custom kinks, but then I was just proud.
This thread is unusually slow today.
>>23505093
Oh, that happens.
You play once and then they disappear forever.
Also
>F-Chat 1.0 runs slow as balls
>F-Chat 2.0 constantly kicks me off
I'd go back to RPC, but hahahah fuck that noise.
>>23508603
I've been practicing all for a MtG Modern Event tomorrow, got no time to shitpost.
>>23508882
What's your deck?
Also, I keep wanting to make MtG waifu profiles. Mostly just for the inlines.
https://www.f-list.net/c/the%20lithomancer/
https://www.f-list.net/c/the-necromancer
https://www.f-list.net/c/massacre%20girl
I'm tempted to do Vraska, with that beautiful Duel Deck art.
>>23508958
>What's your deck?
The most skill intensive deck in the format.
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/lightning-bolt-tribal/
>visit profile to get back into contact with someone
>it's deleted
>check Character Updates
>no notice of deletion
>definitely still had them bookmarked recently due to seeing them connect to fchat for like 2 seconds
I don't. What.
Did they set their profile to Unbookmarkable right before deletion just to go quietly into that good night?
Goddammit there's no way to contact them now at all. Unless they still have me bookmarked and i try setting up a Batsignal in fchat status.
>>23508985
>set their profile to Unbookmarkable right before deletion just to go quietly into that good night
Wow, that's brilliant and I totally should've thought of that.
>>23508975
Seems lame, but workable. I'm not up on Modern Standard, isn't Eidelon of the Great Revel a bit costly for you? Seems more like an anti-RDW card.
>>23509034
>>23508975
Apparently he hasn't been tainted by Eldrazi. Good for robots and burn mirror.
>>23509015
Why would you just delete a character like that.
You can just retire it peacefully and leave the content intact, the character limit is so high.
>>23509367
I hate seeing daily reminders of my failures.
After all, I can just look in a mirror for that.
>>23509367
>>23509428
>2:1 blue:pink ratio
Is this the standard for hetero rooms?
>>23509521
It's the standard for life.
>>23509521
>not going to pink/purple only rooms with your herm to fuck bitches/get money
>>23509531
>playing herms
Literally cancer.
>apology up top for profile being 'sparse'
>proceeds with elaborate worldbuilding
>lists all his inventory
>describes all his equipment
>detailed list of combat and utility magic spells none of which have sexual or fetish applications
>closest thing to actual lewd mention is that his mana storage is his penis so it must always be 18 inches
Maybe they need an apology disclaimer but it's not for being 'sparse'
>Insecure about my own writing.
>Took classes to improve my shitty ESL and spent nearly 2 years doing this for something as shallow my hobby for ERP because someone called me shit and I had to prove them wrong.
>My year being on F-list has been only a road of plays left undone because my critic gets the worst of me and I poof/delete my character(s) when things feel awry when we both end a scene.
>Gets so bad that I can't stomach my own writing anymore and view it as an abomination.
>My self-esteem drops to an all time low with people poofing on me after I tried to keep things stable for short term. Karma is a bitch huh faggot?
Sometimes, I wonder if I'm in hell. I probably deserved it.
>>23509729
A lot of people really don't give a shit. Played with a ton of people, one person speaking broken English and short notes but still had a ton of fun. Even if you are an objectively bad writer a ton of people will not care or know any better, your style and personality is much more important.
>MFW I realize I'm part of the reason Alexis left /erpg/
I feel like a hero, fuck that attention whore.
>>23509940
>Alexis
Who?
>>23509940
Oh? Did some channel drama happen?
>>23509988
Racist bitch said n* yesterday, so we called her out. She got so sad we wouldn't be her hugbox that she left the room. Good fucking riddance.
>>23510009
Huh.
>>23509034
Modern traditionally has always had a very low mana curve and as a result 90% of the crap your opponent will play will make Eidolon shock them. The secret with Eidelon is to play it when you are winning, after giving your opponent a good 1-2 to the face, and the just sitting there beating them to death with it, trying to bait out removal from them which in turn makes them take 2 damage. Eidelon is actually the reason Burn is a tier 1 deck in modern.
I always RP'd with female characters, filling niches with things I don't see often like butt slut imps and uncommon species like chameleons but I finally went and made a short stacked twink boy. Holy shit is it a different experience. Before I would get at least 5 approaches in the first hour from randoms but now it's once in a blue moon and the quality of the players is much lower. This is hell. I just want my character to get buttfucked till he can't move dammit
>>23510104
>with
I ment as a female, goddammit I'm retarded.
>>23510104
Such is the blu lyfe.
Get aggressive with that buttslutting.
>>23509454
You ain't seen nothin'
>>23510162
Yes that one's also mine. >>23509454 is an update to it. Up to 209 now.
>>23510176
*207, forgot to subtract that 2 are in comments updates.
>>23510177
I like the old image better still, much more impressive seeing all of them at once.
>>23509524
No, life is 51:49.
But on the internet you gotta play the game and be a chick if you wanna get laid.
>>23509940
>>23510009
Who the hell even are you? As far as I remember it was just me, DSR, and Inene, and as far as I'm aware neither of those two hate her.
That's not even what happened. What happened is she said "what up niggers" because she's from 4chan and it's a 4chan room. A few people--DSR, one of the only two black posters, mostly--pointed out that nigger is generally a pejorative and shouldn't be used so liberally. She got upset that this wasn't one of the rules of the channel (aside from "be excellent to each other", "don't act dumb", and "I shouldn't have to emphasize this").
I mean, no one thinks she's racist. She's just being myopic.
http://thehardtimes.net/2015/11/17/nothing-really-offends-me-says-walking-embodiment-of-white-privilege/
She also thinks that there needs to be a "banned words list", because she doesn't seem to understand the nuance.
>>23510044
Does RDW really need a flow chart? Isn't the jist of it "dump your hand and do as much damage as quickly as possible"?
>>23510178
Well yeah. Gotta update it some day for full list, but too lazy for now.
>>23510162
wait, what the shit? Scarlet Crusader deleted? Wasn't that the one with a metric fuckton of custom art commissioned exactly for that character and stuff?
>>23510305
Yep
https://www.f-list.net/c/scarlet%20crusader/
Somebody nameclaimed it too
Deep secret #1: I am a dom male who wants to be dommed, and the only profile that fits that bill is a gay herm dyke.
Deep Secret #2: With enough praise and encouragement, I will do almost any non-guro kink, even if its on my "no" list.
Deep Secret #3: I almost never message profiles I've bookmarked. Either there's a kink that makes me think that they dont think we'll match, or I'm intimidated by the 6 pages of text and 80 customs.
>>23509729
Don't be my son, like >>23509756
said people don't give a shit, hell I don't because I just want a partner
>>23510246
>http://thehardtimes.net/2015/11/17/nothing-really-offends-me-says-walking-embodiment-of-white-privilege/
Are you going to link this every time?
>>23511107
Rory is a creature of habit, they have trouble breaking the cycle of actions and reactions which they've thoroughly cemented themselves in. Why do you think it's so easy to spot them every thread? Not to say most of us aren't like that, but... it's especially egregious in his case. That joke article is terrible.
>>23511107
Yes he will.
>>23511107
He links it in his room at least three times a week.
>>23511163
But. What.
That's like handing out chick tracts at church repeatedly. What is he accomplishing.
>>23511371
>>23511107
Only when it's relevant.
>>23511371
Think of it like a reaction image.
>>23511936
It starts losing its effectiveness after the third time
>>23511936
But it's not a reaction image, it's a novelty article at best.
>>23511936
>Think of it like a reaction image.
Think of Sargon as a well-reasoned arguer :^)
Come on you could at least post things that you deem 'relevant' that are actually good instead of "Local Strawman Is Wrong About Everything."
I mean do you want people spamming the same youtube videos of smug shitlords you disagree with repeatedly whenever they deem it 'relevant'. Is that the future you chose.
>>23512252
>>23512195
>>23511999
>>23511936
>>23511371
>>23511163
>>23511132
>cults of personality on a forced anon board
>>23512546
>forced anon board
In a tiny isolated general the anonimization is very easily beaten by basic pattern recognition.
>>23512576
>giving nearly enough of a shit to find the ID: of certain posters
L
O
L
>>23512742
1)It's very very easy
2)You kinda need to do that in order to set up a filter, yaknow
>>23512742
>implying it requires effort
His posts are still recognizable in /wodg/, on a board entirely without IDs.
It doesn't take active effort or any fucks given to figure out his identity once you've seen enough of his posts. It's too obvious. It'd be like not recognizing a copypasta.
>This user's account has been timed out, and will return in 2d, 21h.
>For more info or to discuss it, feel free to contact support and ask. Reason: Publicly complaining about moderation Back
About site-wide, official moderation right? Not privately modded rooms. No way the latter is against the rules.
Also, annoying: you can't bookmark someone who's been timed out so you can see them once they're back.
>>23512784
>Not privately modded rooms. No way the latter is against the rules.
https://wiki.f-list.net/Rules#Private_Rooms
>>23510246
It's a pretty good racket they've got there. Take subtle little jabs at white people in such a way that, if someone tries to defend themselves or gets offended at it, they're just proving it right. Bad form, Peter--
>>23512252
--but making yourself just as bad as the problem is a pretty poor solution too.
>>23512784
Going on a bitching bender that you've been banned from some room gets the shittalking people behind their back rule.
>>23512840
What. That wasn't a threat. Suggesting someone follow the golden rule isn't stooping to their level.
>>23512840
That's not what they're doing at all...
Also, like... you people sit here bitching about me and adding nothing else to the thread for three hours. That you aren't seeing the problem with that is ironic.
>>23512820
Nothing is there about whining.
https://wiki.f-list.net/Rules#Disregard_of_the_Site_Administration_and_Moderators
The rule about complaining seems to be site mods.
>>23512854
>do you want people spamming the same youtube videos of smug shitlords you disagree with repeatedly whenever they deem it 'relevant'. Is that the future you chose.
I'm just concerned that some genius will take that as a suggestion.
>>23512856
Ironic is when you don't see when you've done something dumb and should simply drop it and cut your losses. Nobody is innocent here.
>>23512860
You seemed unsure about private rooms so I thought it'd be helpful to link to that.
>>23512856
>That's not what they're doing at all...
If you look at the comments, that's exactly what they're doing.
>>23512546
>>cults of personality
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_personality
>an idealized, heroic, and at times worshipful image, often through unquestioning flattery and praise.
That would require people to hold a positive opinion of Rory.
>>23512856
>Also, like... you people sit here bitching about me and adding nothing else to the thread for three hours.
Wow, a whole 2% of the thread's projected lifetime spent replying to something stupid posted in the thread. What's your point.
The thread is not uncommonly complete fucking dead air for periods as long or longer than that anyway. E.g. >>23507137
Nothing of value was lost.
>>23512870
>cut your losses
You mean like not posting for three hours?
There's not even losses to cut. You people are just whining about me.
>>23510104
You forgot to link it.
>>23512928
fine, w/e. either way, everyone is jerking off these people and their names. Some of us don't even go on #/tg/
>>23512953
i dunno about him, but I always feel like a heel linking my stuff
>>23513046
People should always link profiles! The thread should put a lot more emphasis on linking profiles than it does right now. It would help save us all from the natives, and who knows, you might find a really good match that you wouldn't have even thought of otherwise.
>>23513114
Or like the last time I did it, get told that my profile is cliched and generic and my orientation is laughable. Lots of people are super anxious about their profile
>>23513137
Well how the fuck do you expect to play with someone if they don't see your profile?
Posting it just because.
https://www.f-list.net/c/izumi%20nagai
>>23513387
Looks cliche and generic and your orientation is laughable.
>>23513387
I think It's hot! if I had a modern character I'd defintely play with her
>>23513420
>if I had a modern character
>>23513423
Yeaahh, I should really make another character that isn't a dwarf
>>23513387
by being on F-list and talking to people on F-list? Do you think I'm angry about this situation or something?
>>23505353
I just lurk on /tg/ but I post less.
And at least for me I don't care where you come from in the /tg/ channel as long as you aren't a dick. If you are from /tg/, /soc/, or F-list at large. More people = more potential partners to fug.
-.t alberto khumbosa
>>23513420
Haha maybe I'll make a fantasy character one of these days. Rough not having an in when you see all these fantasy characters you like.
>>23513441
I only bring it up because people on /tg/chat *had* been complaining that by being linked in the thread, people from /soc/ were coming in and 'ruining' the chat.
>>23513431
Lol where did I say you were angry? And yeah, if someone on F-list doesn't like you, they're more likely to ignore you then be mean. But a no is still a no. I just don't care what people say.
>>23513447
I know how you feel but in reverse, here is my profile for whenever if ever you make a fantasy character
https://www.f-list.net/c/rurik%20kneebreaker/
>>23513452
No problem, I understand why you brought it up. I would just caution to not think the loudest and most active participants in the chat represent /tg/chat as a whole. They might dominate the general banter of the chat but there's a great many in it who are silent but which you could use the channel as a kind of buffet - look through the names and see who catches your eye.
You'll always have dumbasses that complain about the purity and insularity of their group, but that kind of behavior either originates from or will lead to cliquish circle-jerking and that's the last thing we should want.
I'm not a moderator there myself but I'd think the mods would not want a kind of poisonous behavior towards outsiders to take hold. So if anti-/soc/ becomes too common you could bring it up with them. But I think from what I read in this chat some people were already thrown out of the channel and are a separate situation.
But I'd encourage anyone here to visit /tg/ if you want a channel to lurk in and try to find partners in. And heck if you see me (khumfayar) there I'll be sure to give you a welcome salut.
>>23513470
>use the channel as a kind of buffet - look through the names and see who catches your eye.
This is honestly some of the best advice in terms of effort-to-reward ratio. Find a name in chat, they're already online, if their status isn't otherwise you can give it a go right then and there
>>23513447
>Rough not having an in when you see all these fantasy characters you like.
That feel. I feel it feelfully.
>>23513465
>image
That is goddamn adorable.
>>23513455
..You didn't. I was asking because I wasn't sure.
>>23513497
On the topic of effort-reward:
-In my experiences it is better to cast a wide net rather than put your eggs in one basket. People may not click together for any myriad of reasons you will never know or understand. Maybe they are too shy or afraid to decline you, maybe they are too overwhelmed with stuff, maybe they dislike XYZ about your profile or just aren't around or are just not interested in what you have to offer right now. What I'll do if I have a hankering for say, catgirls, would be to do a search on the F-list site (or F-chat if I am horny and after a quick fuck), bookmark a bunch of profiles I find interesting [s]AND NEVER MESSAGE THEM EVER AGAIN. At this point maybe 10% of my browser bookmarks must be F-list profiles at least[/s] and message them. Not with a formulaic template but adjust the brevity of it to how much the profile interests me. If they are somewhat interesting or haven't been around in awhile then it'll be a shorter message than if they really interest me.
Alternatively instead of messaging them, just bookmark them and then hit them up in the chat when/if you see them.
>>23513500
Thanks
>>23513465
That image is super cute. I really need to play Wyssal one of these days.
https://www.f-list.net/c/wyssal%20thumblekin
>>23513470
Well, I mean, it caused arguments and it's not like /tg/chat needs the attention when there's some hundred people in there. Especially once a new smaller channel was made, I figure it wasn't worth the arguments putting it in the header. I also took out the IRC channel because they'd complain in each thread.
>>23513500
>Eugenia
Cute. What's male Rapunzel look like?
... Where does his hair grow?
>>23513569
She's done pretty much every main character you can think of. It's kind of amazing, although some of the race-bent ones are a bit goofy.
>>23513604
>Those cuts
>Those highlights
Swoon. Gimme a link.
>>23513617
It's at the top of that image. I dunno if 4chan treats Tumblr URLs as spam or I would've posted it previously.
>>23513625
Oh, didn't notice it. And no, 4chan doesn't. That's why I actually have a tumblr in the first place; Years ago I couldn't post my Blagspat on /soc/.
http://lettherebedoodles.tumblr.com
Okay I've been wanting to do this for a while but there seems to be a bit of a learning curve. I'd love to have a relationship with a catgirl, so I guess RPing is the next best thing. What if I don't have a specific character to play in mind?
>>23513652
I imagine you could use something that doesn't require a character profile, like Skype or email. Or you create an F-List account and then a blank character with a generic name (don't actually do this).
>>23513652
You should try and come up with a character. Do you roleplay outside of erotica? Do you write or fantasize about writing or fantasize about being a character in a fiction?
>>23513682
I guess I could just make something super generic.I don't RP outside of erotica but I go on /r/dirtypenpals a bit. I just want to play out myself with a loving catgirl because of nekopara.
>>23513569
How do you feel about doing an RP tomorrow with her?
Posting pic to provide some inspiration to someone
>That OP image
On the subject of musclegirls...
I posted this profile (along with another one) in the previous thread, and was informed that it was kind of incoherent in the kink descriptions and didn't have enough info outside of dropdowns.
I've since reworked it some:
https://www.f-list.net/c/ronda
Feedback and interest are both welcome.
>>23513720
Alrighty. I don't mean this rudely or anything but you may have trouble getting bites if you go into it with a super generic character or a self insert sort. Not that there is anything wrong with wanting to insert yourself into the character's shoes, but generally you have to remember the partner is also seeking some thrill or entertainment too - so if you want to play with a neko you might want to ask yourself "What can I bring that the neko will like".
It might be the neko player does want slice of life average guy next store kind of romance, or just doesn't mind as long as the person is nice and decent enough at play.
But there's no harm in starting out small and humble and just doing roleplay, roleplay, and more roleplay and developing as you get your feel for it and the kind of character you might want to be.
That being said I'd recommend rather than just 'you', to make it you with enhancements that can appeal to their fantasy and your's. Maybe it's you as a cowboy, you as a rich businessman, you as an older gentleman or a younger one. You as a college TA, you as a pirate.
>>23513785
I was obviously going to make some sort of enhancement, but thanks for the advice. You're not being rude, I'm well aware of how ignorant I am to this, I guess I'll lurk a bit more. Thanks again.
>>23513812
Right, my bad. And don't be afraid to take the plunge. Lurking can only do so much and all of us started somewhere - those of us who started early in the teens starting with horrible and ridiculous characters but we evolved past it. Practice makes perfect, so don't be afraid to get your feet wet. Just don't get too discouraged
>mfw someone I kept having to make a raincheck with because of bad timing deleted their character
I feel horrible, I really wanted to play with him too because our characters seemed to mesh so well thematically.
>>23509756
>>23510701
I've been told this countless times, but I need to accept this fact now. It's the feeling of inadequacy that bogs me down and the inner critic being so harsh, and being a perfectionist feels like shit.
Thanks for the warm advice though, it helps me bring out of this wallowing pit of self-pity and start doing things rather than crying. I just need to find a way to stop being so deathly afraid of failure and get some more confidence in my own writing.
>>23512856
Just because you forget things said and done after taking a little nap does not mean that everybody else is equally retarded.
>>23514029
>dead_horse.gif
>>23513729
Looks pretty nice, bolding and underscoring shows the headings clearly.
>no: cockfucking
but you don't even have a cock, in what possibilities would that option appear and need to be rebuffed?
>>23513652
>>23513720
Quality catgirls are a picky sort. Gotta entice them good.
>>23513812
Just lurking won't help too much, to get results better be ready to go and try. Even if you fail, you get experience and can develop further.
>>23514099
Have any advice on what they usually go for? Do you have a character you used to get catgirls you can show me?
>>23510246
>Does RDW really need a flow chart?
You know the meme "/tg/ is bad at magic"
Well its actually like a 100% fact
>Isn't the jist of it "dump your hand and do as much damage as quickly as possible"?
Thats what newbies and people who don't play burn think, and its factually wrong. Surprisingly Burn is actually one of the more interactive decks in the format (Throwing bolts at creatures IS interactive, don't let retarded control players tell you otherwise.) and even a single sloppy missplay WILL completely fuck you. In an ideal prefect magic Christmas land, burn wants your opponent to do absolutely nothing so they can just vomit their hand and swing for 21 on turn 3, but that (almost) never happens forcing the burn player to actually have to take time and weigh the risk of running out of gas vs killing your opponent's threat. The fact that 50% of Burn's sideboard is intended to counter your opponent's sideboard means you have to predict in advance what hate they are going to bring in against you to prevent them from hating you to death.
>>23514106
>Do you have a character you used to get catgirls you can show me?
I enticed them with catgirls of my own. But you presumably want to play a male, so the only sort of advice that remains is to be something at least as fantasical as the catgirls themselves.
Modern? Not just a totally regular guy in totally regular world (what are catgirls doing in the world if it's totally mundane anyway?), but for example wizard for hire.
Fantasy? Obviously not joe the baker, but another adventurer to catch the eye of adventuring catgirls. But then there varieties - are you a young squire that is just learning? Or are you a seasoned master of the sword?
The net can go wide. Come up with stuff that entices you to be playing as, then start searching for catgirls and see what entices them. Maybe sneakily add stuff to your profile right before getting in touch to appeal better.
>>23514099
>>no: cockfucking
>but you don't even have a cock, in what possibilities would that option appear and need to be rebuffed?
Just covering my bases.
>>23514163
>Come up with stuff that entices you to be playing as, then start searching for catgirls and see what entices them.
This is very, very important advice.
Play a character you'd find interesting and exciting with or without your favored type of partner character.
After all, the person playing the catgirl has to find your character compelling and interesting to play with too.
>>23513979
I don't know if this would apply to you, but it may be different for me because I also aspire to be a professional writer. So I can work hard in writing seriously, but then use my time roleplaying to have less intense fun with my skill. I use it to help learn improvisation and review some of my vocabulary and grammar. Getting upset over my writing during roleplay would be like a professional baseball player crying when he drops the ball when playing catch with his child.
My point is that something fun can also be educational, but that education does not need to be rigorous.
>>23514478
I don't wish to be a professional writer, but I treat it seriously in my hobby since I want to make stories worth reading (except they'll never see the light of day). It's that Roleplaying and typefucking this far has been the only thing I've done to show my style and writing that I don't want them to be put off by it, so I work too hard in trying to keep it from sounding weird or sounding too boring for my partner.
Time to shift that then since I've always taken learning things too rigorously, which killed the fun I had back then when I started out. Thanks for the advice.
>>23512953
Well since you asked. It's pretty shitty and the writing is too, any criticism is welcome.
https://www.f-list.net/c/gashan/
>>23514963
>I just want my character to get buttfucked till he can't move dammit
>Usually Dominant
That's a little dissonant. I suggest shifting to sub (even if temporarily) and putting emphasis on that in the ads if you want some.
>>23514106
>>23514099
Catgirls?
>>23514118
>(Throwing bolts at creatures IS interactive, don't let retarded control players tell you otherwise.)
When people complain about something not being interactive, they're generally talking about not being able to interact with YOU. Or Pillow Fort. I mean, that's not really interactive.
I mean, I know when I play Elves "vomit your hand" is generally a good strategy, even though Elves is generally more option heavy.
>>23514257
It's generally not necessary.
>>23514963
Looks cliche and generic and your orientation is laughable.
>>23514963
>>23514981
Ok also actually getting around to read the rest of it: still same dissonance. Most of your base description is saying "uppity sub" but then suddenly "IMMA EAT YA".
>>23515158
>>23515029
>>23514981
Thanks for the input. I'll tear it to pieces and tweek it.
>>23515192
>I'll tear it to pieces
That sounds worryinlgy extreme.
Just some tweaks for clarity would be enough.
Perhaps split subby/dom versions, keep one upfront and one in collapse; swap when the mood strikes.
So if you're in a serious mood for getting buttfucked, put the vore stuff into collapse.
>>23515222
Got it. Thanks. And yeah Im not going to axe the entire thing. Mainly compartmentalize and clarify.
>>23515225
Sounds like a plan.
>>23515192
I was kidding. It was a reference to >>23513137. I hadn't even looked at it. But giving it a quick glance there's a "you expect me to read all that shit" feeling. Looks like you're a power bottom vore femboy? I feel like the argument that putting Dominant on your profile probably isn't going to help you.
.
Also, any of you who haven't heard about http://waifu2x.udp.jp/ really need to check it out. It helps for those images that are way too small and/or have too many artifacts to really look good on a profile. I've been tossing images into it when I download them to make them better.
>>23515404
Eh either way. But youre right. I'll make it a little more cohesive. Ill also shift the character around to be a little more appealing to a wider audience, having options for other things. Unfortunately I picked up some really bad habits for profile writing from other forums and chatrooms. The quality expected on F-list is way higher, which is nice, just gotta get better at it.
>>23515414
>The quality expected on F-list is way higher, which is nice, just gotta get better at it.
I would say that it's more accurate to say that higher quality exists. I mean, you still have people like Tobi Wolf, but you also have people who understand that you don't need 1000s of words to be good.
Quality is queen.
Been trying to get into ERP for a while. God f-list chat is intimidating. Don't know where to start. I just want to get my imaginary dick wet.
>>23515427
Then be better, anon. F-list is not there to serve you, you need to be worth something, and 95% of males aren't.
>>23515442
Rather sexist, hm? It irks me that, as a male character, I must put in much greater effort to be heard, even by profiles I'm only vaguely interested in. Reflects bitterly on my experience in real life dating, I'm afraid.
>>23515450
Completely and totally accurate. I agree with you 100%. But them's the breaks.
>>23515454
This sucks.
>>23515454
I'm left to wonder exactly why men are so depreciated and undervalued.
>>23515481
Make a pink profile, log onto SLFRRP and watch.
tl;dr, significant oversupply of men, especially those who have lots of confidence and no skill
>>23515481
Most role players are men from what I gather and they don't like the concept of erping with male characters. Not to mention there is so many and they aren't as catch all as futa and herms. They stealin' our wimminz
>>23515450
>>23515481
S u p p l y A n d D e m a n d
As long as:
a) there are more men on the internet
b) more men willing to play female characters
d) more people want to play with female characters
You will always be "depreciated and undervalued". As >>23515442 says, F-list is not here to serve you. That's why you need to present it not as "do this for me" but "I will do this for you!" You need to advertise, not beg.
F-list seriously goes a lot better when you think of a profile as advertising, because it's the exact same concept: Make people think they want what you're selling.
Completely arbitrary and unscientific character search results on F-List, ordered by amount of pages.
Male 19594
Female 19064
Herm 2438
Shemale 2263
None 728
Transgender 593
Male Herm 272
Cunt Boy 311
>>23515516
Which is in no way helpful, since profiles =/= accounts.
>>23515521
Really not sure what you're getting at here. Why does it matter?
>>23515499
>>23515503
>>23515507
Mmn, I suppose I see what you mean. Well, I don't have the motivation to spend as much time as I'll need to on my profile to convince people who are uninterested, so I guess it ends here for me.
>>23515524
I can be a person who fills out his profile limit, or I can be a person with 1-2 characters, or even a person with just one character.
Doing a census of characters doesn't give us an accurate readout of gender representation
>>23515571
>I don't have the motivation to spend as much time as I'll need to on my profile to convince people who are uninterested
So you just assumed you'd come in and a girl would be what, assigned to you?
>>23515584
>I can be a person who fills out his profile limit, or I can be a person with 1-2 characters, or even a person with just one character.
>Doing a census of characters doesn't give us an accurate readout of gender representation
Okay.
Why does it matter?
>>23515521
Profiles matter more than accounts.
>>23515516
More relevant:
>Always or Usually Dominant Male Bi-Female Preference or Straight
2960 pages
>Always or Usually Submissive Female Bi-Male Preference or Straight
2302 pages
And if we put that to Always or Usually Submissive Female characters who ONLY look for male characters (i.e. Straight), we're down to only 1226 pages.
So for every female character looking to get fucked by a male character, there are between 1 and 2½ male characters to choose from.
>>23515571
I hate this attitude. It makes me think of all the people with blank profiles that approach my characters like these
https://www.f-list.net/c/mutsumu%20valencia/
https://www.f-list.net/c/makoto%20inoue
https://www.f-list.net/c/alicia%20night
https://www.f-list.net/c/hayley%20hayden
It's like telling me "I like all the work you've done, but I don't think I should do any work myself". I do most of my profile work for my own benefit and for fun (hence profiles like https://www.f-list.net/c/the-necromancer and https://www.f-list.net/c/the%20lithomancer and https://www.f-list.net/c/gloryhole%20princess that are basically just inlines), but when someone approaches me with no work done, it doesn't bode well for the RP.
Sometimes I'm pleasantly surprised (Urika had a blank profile, and still does, but http://pastebin.com/qpx38PEY was still a great RP that I never finished), but more often than not I'm disappointed and a little insulted.
>>23515584
We don't care about player gender. What matters is character gender, and orientation. I'm pretty well pansexual in meatspace, but I have gay characters, for instance.
>So you just assumed you'd come in and a girl would be what, assigned to you?
Hey, people think like that. Then they go on killing sprees and release manifestos when it turns out that's not how the world works.
>>23515571
Sounds to me like you were expecting to get into a spot where women are plentiful and deviant and would just throw themselves against you regardless but unfortunately for you, real people sit behind those computer screens and have tastes and opinions of their own. Couple that with the saturation of males and the ease of women getting approached and its not unlike real life. The trick is you can be WHOEVER you want so with a little effort you can find someone to play with and be marketable in a sense. But If you don't even want to do that than no, this isn't for you.
>>23515516
Straight Female:
>Search results - page 1 of 1272
Straight Male:
>Search results - page 1 of 2616
Including bi with het preference
>Female: Search results - page 1 of 2425
>Male: Search results - page 1 of 3568
(also all searches are on profiles that have been online this week)
Some girls are fucking crazy.
>>23515919
Rather than player gender, the important stat is how many players actually play as hetero pinks.
Which is a different number than the number of hetero pink chars, especially since some players make het pink chars then never play as them.
>>23515935
Sorry.
>>23515592
>>23515601
Player gender doesn't matter, true, but if I get 10 people to make 250 female profiles tomorrow, it doesn't mean that 2500 more women just got onto F-List
>>23515904
>short, clipped responses, especially compared to the male's statements
I dunno, my care-dar says that she's not super into it
>>23515945
You say I'm autistic for double posting.
I say you're autistic for deleting your posts in order to avoid double posting.
>>23515945
>I dunno, my care-dar says that she's not super into it
Eh. You missed a whole ton of context.
>>23515601
>http://pastebin.com/qpx38PEY
This was back when you actually RP'd though.
How do you guys get character pictures?
I'm considering creating a pair of farming siblings for a fantasy setting (or for just general use), but I'm hesitant to use easily-identifiable characters.
>>23516710
*boorus, zero-chan, pixiv, and the tumblrs that posts various artworks from other people. I advise against using any artwork from the real artists there though unless you ask permission.
You can always go to tg picture dumps as they usually have good pics there.
>>23516810
From 'there' I mean tumblr. Woops.
I wonder if anyone's a Critical Role fan.
https://www.f-list.net/c/pike%20trickfoot
>>23517041
>https://www.f-list.net/c/pike%20trickfoot
Oh god I don't think I could lewd Pike. She's so pure.
>>23516710
If you're a woman, there's literally thousands of websites you can use. if you're not a gay male, there's your own imagination.
Also, fucking depressing when I post a paragraph ad on a forum with my 2-3 pages-worth-inside-collapses profile, and I get literal 2 sentence notes.
>>23517887
>2-3 pages-worth-inside-collapses profile
Honestly, that kinda gets into tl;dr territory, and I say that as an incredibly wordy fuck myself. A profile should be fairly quick and easy to digest; brevity with substance will get more attention than longwindedness. Trim it down a little, leave out anything that won't be immediately relevant to scenes (lengthy backstory, inventory listings, things of that nature), and you'll probably get more/better responses, because it'll be easier for people to figure out what you're about and thus respond to you.
Not that I have any business telling people how to succeed when failure is my middle name.
>>23518061
Collapses mean that people only see what they want to see though. Also, at least a page is example/sample
>>23518116
"Collapses are optional reading" is a nice thought, but rarely true. People will read them, likely in part because there are some people who insist that you do so, lest you miss their hidden password or some other nonsense. If it exists on a profile, it'll probably get read (assuming they read anything at all beyond the gender, which is asking a lot on F-List, apparently). The only major exceptions I've seen are "My Conquests" (which is a gigantic do-not-play-with red flag anyway) and RPG character sheets (which are only for BIG NERDS who play NERD GAMES with OTHER, NERDIER NERDS).
Why the fuck do people get offended at the idea of altering a profile for an RP?
>>23518178
Example?
>>23518212
switching from female to shemale for cock fucking
What's the general opinion on lewd notes? I read how much you people gush aboit it here, but for some reason it strikes me as clingy or stalkerish. Do you only do it to partners you do it pretty often with?
>>23519200
It's a case by case basis thing. Sometimes they're hot, sometimes they're clingy and stalkery. Depends on if they hit me right in the fetish or if they come across as a desperate attempt to get me to play.
>>23519200
This will depend on the tone you have with the person. People always seem to complain about simple "hey what's up" messages. It's a site about erotic roleplay. If the message doesn't have some element of humor or flirtation to it I don't send it, because that's why I'm on the site. Obviously it is your own discretion whether or not you are being needy, there isn't a way to easily quantify that except through gut feelings and reference experiences. Actually no, there are ways to address neediness, but that isn't entirely relevant to the idea of whether or not sexy notes are bad.
https://www.f-list.net/c/celine%20sarai/
Dunno how much people are into anthro characters, but I figured I'd throw this one into the mix.
>>23501555
>B-Cell: If you have Robutt then you don't need Cell.
>System: B-Cell left
Wow you weren't kidding. They had to have caught up on all the logs to even realize Robutt had been invited into the room.
>>23520386
Wait what room was this? Puffy is a HUGE egotist about her bot. She's super salty that Eilie wouldn't let her work on Robutt and bragged so hard when Robutt got banned. Now that Robutt is backed people don't have to deal with her anymore.
>>23518282
So it sounds like you're upset about this, this being when people don't like the idea of you changing your profile just to match whatever their want is? People don't like it because it implies desperation. you're willing to change your profile just to be whatever they want.
Just say you're not going to play that character, don't be so desperate
>>23514257
Sounds a little bit paran-
>>23518282
nevermind.
>>23520565
No, it looks like he is upset others don't change their profile for him.
>>23520412
Line's channel for his 6pm Fridays game.
He wasn't even online at the time so he didn't even see B-Cell flounce from the place and never come back.
>salty that Eilie wouldn't let her work on Robutt
So they must be super-open to showing B-Cell's code and accepting others' contributions and improvements then, right.
Also when was Robutt even 'banned'. It's just been in retirement.
>>23520689
It WAS banned shortly after Ellie's retirement because some hiccup made it spam the shit out of everything with constant logging in and out.
Obviously, once she came back, an appeal to the tune of "hey guys I'll fix, promise" took care of it.
But really I liked Steamxie more. Trixie is generally nicer person than either Eilie or Puff.
https://www.f-list.net/c/Little%20Saya
Loli
>>23520992
Cute.
>>23520689
Wow, super classy. But that's Puffy to a T. If she isn't the only one that matters she's going to take her ball and go home. She's probably shitting herself over Robutt being back now that she knows people don't feel like they need to put up with her.
>>23501555
>>23520412
I also dislike Puffy, but you really do seem salty. That said, I am wondering why I'd need Puffy around if Robutt is back, not that Robutt's creator and owner don't also hate me. For as much as I find Puffy an annoying, unfriendly, sour person, at least she didn't use her dicebot to strongarm my channel...
>>23518178
>>23518282
Are you complaining that female profiles won't change to shemale so you can have cockfucking scenes with them? I think that has more to do with them not wanting to indulge in your niche fetish than it does with not wanting to change their profile. Why would you even approach someone for a niche fetish if they don't share your fetish openly? Even kinks I *do* like I'm not going to want to do on all of my profiles. Makoto is never going to do the same kinks as Arika, for instance. Or even the same kinks as Hayley or Alicia.
>>23520689
Like >>23520715 says, Robutt was banned for the longest time. It broke the chat and didn't follow the rules of how bots work. Steamxie looks great, but I'm stuck in the situation of other mods of my channel not liking Trixie and threatening to ban the bot. Leaving me with needing to use a dicebot of people who don't like me...
>>23520992
>Bad Ends/Snuff
>Disgusting Fat Old Men
>Vore
>Abuse
I always hate when I see a profile where I wish someone would do that to my characters.
Also, I'd suggest getting some art that fits what you're looking for more than just generic characters. If nothing else at least linked in the text of the profile as an example of "I wanna do scenes like this".
